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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Is he bold? ♪
- ♪ No one braver ♪
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- ♪ Is he sweet? ♪
- ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no
one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit
till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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Mount Olympus,
home office of the Gods,
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A somber, sober domain where
weighty matters are contemplated daily.
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Oh... Ahh...
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Oh! My Dogs of War!
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Who did this to you, my
fearsome battle hounds?
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You!
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Athena, you shaved
my Dogs of War?
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Oh, silly, Aries,
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I am the goddess of wisdom.
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Why would I do a
stupid thing like that?
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Heed my words!
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This is the last time you'll make
a God out of the Fool of War!
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Gah!
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You know what I meant.
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Oh, I think one of your
pups needs his walkie.
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Oops. Too late.
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Ew.
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Oh!
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Seeking revenge, Aries
turns to his two mighty sons,
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Fear and Terror.
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Fear, Terror, my
two mighty sons!
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OK, in the category
"Good Gods,".
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The question is...
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Who is the God of the place
where three roads meet?
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Wait. I know this.
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I'm gonna guess... ha ha ha...
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I've forgotten my guess.
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Eh heh. State your surrender.
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Oh... It's all... Hello!
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With the mask of tragedy.
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It's all Greek to me.
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Yes! Move back a space!
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I can't go back from start.
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OK, my turn. Hit me.
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OK. Who is the God of War?
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Fear! Terror!
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Dad! Ever knock?
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Yeah. Knock-knock.
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Who's there?
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Rude Dad.
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Have you two been playing
that stupid game all day again?
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It's All Greek To Me is
more than just a game, Dad.
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It's kinda...
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Like... A really,
really good game.
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Say, Sad, OK, who
is the God of War?
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Me! You idiot!
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Ha ha! The answer
is me, you idiot!
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Pericles, is that you, boy?
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Your aunt Athena
shaved my Dogs of War.
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Can you believe
how childish she is?
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Now, how are we
going to get her back?
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Uh... Shave her Dogs of War!
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Athena doesn't have
any Dogs of War.
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All she's holding is that
gooney Owl of Wisdom.
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That's it, boys.
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You two steal her
Owl, and then...
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We'll shave the owl!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Um... Can we
finish our game first?
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Ooh!
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Meanwhile, in the realm
of Man, it's a different story.
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Because weightier
matters are left to the Gods,
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mortal life is
blissful and carefree.
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Everyone has read the
chapter on the Persian conflict
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in their text scrolls.
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Let's review.
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I don't get History class.
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I mean, what good are all these
names and dates and facts?
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Herc, someday a historical
factoid could help you save the day.
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I really don't see
that happening.
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Miltiades was one of the
richest and most advanced...
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Rawwrr!
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Arr!
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Rawwrr!
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Rawwrr!
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Rawwrr!
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- Rawwrr! Rawwrr!
- Aah!
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Ooh!
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Question... What was the
strategy used by Miltiades
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at the Battle of Marathon?
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Hercules, answer?
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Uh, oh, uh... The answer, uh...
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Um... Eh heh...
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What was the question
again, Mr. Herodotus?
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Miltiades made expert use of...
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the surprise attack!
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Ah!
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Are you not turned
on by history, Hercules,
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is it whack?
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Uh, er, uh... whack?
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Well, perhaps this
will get the attention
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of you and your flunkard homies.
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An exam comes in
the middle of the term.
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I call it... The midterm exam!
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- Aah! Aah!
- Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Ho ho! Mr. Herodotus,
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You might not be aware of this,
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but we always have
exams at the end of the term.
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FYI.
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Not anymore.
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I'm rewriting history class.
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If you don't pass the midterm,
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you don't pass the class,
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and you all have
Mr. Hercules here to thank for it.
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Oh.
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He calls it a midterm,
so, you know...
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mighty Athena...
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Anything you can
do wisdom wise...
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OK, then.
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Thanks for listening.
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- Hercules.
- Aah!
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I've been looking all over
for you. I need a favor.
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You need a favor?
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I have reason to believe
that my brother Aries
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if plotting to snatch
my beloved owl Ibid...
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- No!
- And shave him.
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Huh?
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Why would he do a
stupid thing like that?
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I'm sure I wouldn't know.
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The important thing is,
I wish for you, Hercules,
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to guard Ibid and
keep him from harm.
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I, uh...
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I would be honored to
guard your strigiform pet.
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Whoa!
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Strigiform? Where
did that come from?
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Ah... Heh heh heh...
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Strigiform is the scientific
name of the owl family.
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I did not know that.
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Of course you didn't.
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Ibid's a magical bird.
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He fills your head
with knowledge.
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Uh... Really?
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Just... just...
just... just like that?
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Ahh, studying the
Persian conflict.
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Dicey time, that was.
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Hmm. Let's see.
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What was the nickname
of King Darius I of Persia?
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Darius was known as the huckster, for
he looked to make a gain in everything.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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This is so cool!
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Uh, OK, then, yeah.
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Yeah. I'll take
good care of Ibid.
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See ya.
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Hercules, don't you
need your history text?
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Not anymore. Thanks,
Athena! You rule!
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Whoa! Now, Dad said to
take the owl from Athena, right?
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- Right.
- Well, now that Hercules guy has it.
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He didn't say anything
about takin' it from him.
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No?
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So... Hey, wanna just go
home and play our game?
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OK.
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Happy midterm day, Herc!
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Whoa!
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- What's with the extra-cool hat?
- Shh!
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His name is Ibid. He's gonna
help me ace the history exam.
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Oh... Well, buddy,
whatever works for ya.
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No, no, no. Really. Try it.
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Well... I'm not really into...
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Plato once said, "Poets
utter great and wise things
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which they themselves
do not understand."
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Wow!
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What was Plato gettin' at?
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The genius effect
wears off fast.
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Dang!
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It's All Greek to Me.
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Where's the owl, huh?
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Dad!
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It goes like this...
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Where is it? Where are you
hidin' the little swivel head?
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Auntie gave him
to this Hercules guy.
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Yeah, after that, it
seemed a lot like work.
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Thank you for knocking, Dad.
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OK, Terror, and
your category is...
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- Unh! Ah! Unh!
- Dad!
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Go to Athens... Get the owl.
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OK, we will.
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After our game.
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Now!
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See you in summer
school, flunkard.
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Next!
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Let's see.
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Hercules.
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Ahem.
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Hat?
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Uh, yes, it is, sir.
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I mean remove it.
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I find that a warm head
keeps the thoughts all, uh, fresh
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and, uh, toasty.
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Put it by the door.
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- How about if I... if I...
- Door!
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Unh!
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Good. Now... Sit.
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No. Sit here.
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Leave hat there.
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You sit here!
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Yes, sir.
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Now, if you're done
jiving the teacher,
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we'll get on with the
midterm examination!
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First question...
"The Persian Wars,
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Darius and his Persian army
were halted by what's city's forces,
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led by whom, and
where was the battle?"
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Uh, Darius. Uh, uh...
Darius the huckster.
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Yes. Ahem.
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Yeah. Could you rephrase
the question, please?
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The imperial forces
of Darius of Persia
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were defeated by
whom, with what army...
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And where?
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Ahh!
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Miltiades led the
Athenian army to victory,
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defeating the Persians
at the Battle of Marathon.
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It was a surprise attack!
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Well, aren't we funky fresh?
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Now, onto the
difficult material.
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Whoa!
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Oh. Yeah, uh, OK...
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So, um... Hercules, hi.
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I'm Fear.
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And I'm Terror.
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Aries' two mighty sons!
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Test postponed.
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Um, so we're here for the owl?
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Ohh!
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Oh, no. Ibid.
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Fear, that hat is kinda scaring.
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Oh... You know,
it's more like a scoot.
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Athena's owl is in this hat.
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- How do you know?
- My proximity to the magical bird
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has radically increased
my intelligence.
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You try it.
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Heh heh. I like its big eyes.
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Oh! That's... Heh...
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I am experiencing a curious
tingling in my medulla oblongata.
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I think we would be well advised
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to return at once to the
comfortable confines of our domicile.
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Huh?
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Oh, now your intention
is clear, dear brother.
262
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,750
- You wish to go home.
- Yeah. Um...
263
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:41,208
OK. Yeah!
264
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,000
- Sounds good!
- Oh, no.
265
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:45,166
Athena's gonna kill me.
266
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:49,583
Oh... Athena... You
who are wise and, uh...
267
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,709
And merciful. Heh
heh... I hope. Ah!
268
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:54,917
Oh, hello, Hercules.
269
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000
Where is my precious Ibid?
270
00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,625
- Ibid?
- My owl.
271
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,333
Great. Eh heh... Same thing.
272
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:03,333
Well, uh... Ibid, your owl...
273
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:05,166
is currently...
274
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,041
in the clutches of Fear and
Terror, the two mighty sons of Aries.
275
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:10,333
- Oh... Ah...
- What?
276
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,792
Ah! Fear and Terror!
277
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,000
Oh, my boys!
278
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:18,291
Dad, we got owl. We got it.
279
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,208
Outstanding!
280
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,959
It's shaving time!
281
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,375
Ho-ha!
282
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:28,250
Uno momento, por favor.
283
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:32,208
We have debated the merits
of your shave-the-owl objective
284
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:35,125
and have concluded that your
boorish prank intrigues us not.
285
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,709
Terror, why is your
brother talking egghead?
286
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,166
Watch this, Dad.
287
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,917
"Who gets his
best ideas in the tub
288
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:45,375
and is known to shout, 'eureka'
when he's had a breakthrough?"
289
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,709
Ahh... Archimedes, renowned
thinker and mathematician.
290
00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:51,500
You didn't even know who
I was in that stupid game!
291
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,542
But now you know some
poindexter mathlete?
292
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,583
Well, thanks to the
owl, I know much.
293
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:58,792
Well, I know that I want to
shave the little sucker, OK?
294
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,500
So fork him over.
295
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:01,583
Dad...
296
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:04,709
We took him. We decide
what to do with him.
297
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:06,959
In this household, I'm top God.
298
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:08,542
What I says, goes,
299
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:11,250
and I says fork over the owl.
300
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,083
No.
301
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,834
All right! All right! You two...
Oh, but you're in trouble.
302
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:18,291
You're way outta
line! Way outta line!
303
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,041
You see this?
If this is the line,
304
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,125
you're clear way over there, OK?
305
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,458
I think not.
306
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:25,250
Indeed, woe is you.
307
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:27,851
Since we're the ones who thought
ahead and got magic chains.
308
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:29,375
What magic chains?
309
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:32,125
Oh, the ones that
can bind even a God.
310
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,583
Oh... those.
311
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,792
But I'm your father!
312
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,333
Ha ha ha ha!
313
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,208
Father or not...
314
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:44,333
Your fate was sealed the
moment you opposed us.
315
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,959
Quit bogartin' the owl!
316
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,375
See previous... The owl.
317
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:54,625
Now.
318
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:55,792
What she said.
319
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:59,208
Gah! Does anybody
knock anymore or what?
320
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,625
Just hand over Ibid, and
there won't be any trouble.
321
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,500
Whoa!
322
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,041
Oomph! Ooh.
323
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:08,792
If that's the way
you want it, fine.
324
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:20,291
You'll know the meaning of Fear and Terror
when Hercules gets here, you two yaps.
325
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:24,166
Yeah. That kid has
gumption. And he won't quit.
326
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,750
Hello!
327
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,500
Are you listening to us?
328
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:32,417
All right! You advance
four spaces. OK, it's my turn.
329
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,375
Owl me.
330
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:36,583
Could you guys keep
it down over there?
331
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,250
Boys, boys, boys...
332
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,959
Do you think when I
named you Fear and Terror
333
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,125
this is what I had in mind?
334
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,250
Oh, please.
335
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,417
Would you like us to
be fierce and terrible,
336
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,959
leaping about shouting,
"booga!, booga"?
337
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:51,542
How pedestrian.
338
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,125
Well, it would be a start.
339
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,000
OK, Greekography...
340
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:58,542
"Why did travel by sea
become so popular?"
341
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,267
The rocky cliffs and mountains
of the Greek mainland
342
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:03,291
make travel by land
tedious and difficult.
343
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,625
Zing!
344
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,333
Move ahead.
345
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,834
Man, we have never gotten
this far ahead in the game before.
346
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,792
Which seems
impossible to imagine,
347
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,834
but... ha ha ha...
there you have it.
348
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:15,625
Who's there?
349
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:17,625
Smooth!
350
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:21,166
Throw 'em off with
courtesy, then... Wham!
351
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,166
Boy, I like that.
352
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,667
Hercules, I do not normally
encourage violence,
353
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,917
but pulverize them!
354
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,375
Now, serving brother number two.
355
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,500
Mmm... I think not.
356
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:36,208
Given the intensity of your
punch and current wind conditions,
357
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,709
I estimate that my
brother will return...
358
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,291
now.
359
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,834
Oh! Aah! Oh!
360
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:45,291
Fear, he hit me.
361
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:48,625
May I suggest that you
engage Hercules in battle?
362
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,875
Uh... You mean
hammer him, right?
363
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,083
Indeed!
364
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,709
Sure.
365
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,375
Uh, OK.
366
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,542
And so the battle began,
367
00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:01,583
Hercules vs. Terror...
One night only.
368
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:02,875
Unh!
369
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,041
Ah! Oh!
370
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,333
Ah!
371
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,208
Unh!
372
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:17,709
Whoa!
373
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,166
Ooh! Ah!
374
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,583
And as it turned out,
375
00:17:56,667 --> 00:18:00,000
One Night Only was about
all that Sparta could take.
376
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,542
- Oh... Man!
- Ah!
377
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,792
We trashed Sparta.
378
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,792
Well... Yeah.
379
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,250
Look, uh...
380
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,685
I'm sorry about the
damage and all...
381
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:14,333
but, uh, you know, you have
two Gods and an owl held captive,
382
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:15,834
and as a hero in training,
383
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,792
I cannot rest
until they are free.
384
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:22,709
Hercules, may I offer
a nonviolent solution?
385
00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:25,041
Like you'll release
Athena, Aries, and the owl?
386
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:28,667
Perhaps. Yes.
Perhaps I... might.
387
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:32,709
If you defeat us in
a little game called...
388
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:35,208
It Is All Greek to Me.
389
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,125
You're on.
390
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,667
OK, um...
391
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:44,417
"Who punished
prom-eth-ius..." Right...
392
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:48,959
"by having him chained to a rock
where an eagle would peck out his liver?"
393
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,041
My dad.
394
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,709
Let's ask the judges.
395
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,250
Can we accept that?
396
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,333
Well, the answer is Zeus,
397
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:57,375
who, technically, is his father.
398
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,625
Ha! Yes!
399
00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:00,333
OK... Fear.
400
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,750
Your turn.
401
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:02,750
Not yet! Not yet!
402
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,291
I don't have the owl yet.
403
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,250
Fire away.
404
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,667
Hey, that's... that's cheating!
405
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:09,125
Interesting accusation
406
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:12,792
from one who tried to owl his
way through an examination.
407
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:15,583
Um... Just take your turn.
408
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,166
Well done, Hercules.
409
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,667
Thanks to such
categories as "Good Gods,".
410
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,333
"Hooray for Heroes,"
411
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,291
and "A Menagerie of Monsters,".
412
00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:59,875
You are one space
away from victory.
413
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,667
And it's my turn.
414
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,750
But we're right behind
you. Booga! Booga!
415
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,583
You can do it, Hercules.
416
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,291
Just do it fast! I've
got a Charlie horse!
417
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,375
OK.
418
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,583
Hey, I can't read it.
419
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:15,208
Oh... Cool.
420
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,291
OK.
421
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:19,208
Ooh. Heh heh...
The category is...
422
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,667
"History Mystery...
423
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,834
"What was the winning strategy
424
00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:27,417
used by Mil-ti-ades...
425
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,500
to win the Battle of Marathon?"
426
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:32,041
Oh, uh... Wait! Oh! I know this.
427
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,583
As if.
428
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,041
Well, I should know this.
429
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,685
We went over it in
history class. Um...
430
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:40,583
Maybe if a certain flunkard had
not been daydreaming in class.
431
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,083
I know. I know. I know.
432
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,750
Oh, uh, the Persian Conflict...
433
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,208
It was on the midterm. Um...
434
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,792
This is it, Herc!
435
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,709
A historic fact that is going
to help you save the day!
436
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,000
Oh, man!
437
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,417
- Did I call it or what?
- Icarus, be quiet!
438
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,917
Who's he talking to?
439
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,667
No doubt the pressure
of his impending failure
440
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,250
has driven him to
seeing spectral visions.
441
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,542
Oh... Yeah.
442
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,792
Right.
443
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,208
History's not da bomb...
444
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,417
Nobody cares about history.
445
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,291
Enough! I don't need somebody
to make a mosaic for me.
446
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,458
I get the picture.
447
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:15,000
History is important!
448
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,959
Hey, I think I remember. Uh...
449
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:20,834
Miltiades won the
battle of marathon with...
450
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,417
A surprise attack!
451
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,083
- Oh, man!
- Oh, man!
452
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,834
- Jolly good show!
- Bravo, Hercules!
453
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,250
Hurrah! Bravo!
454
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,792
Very well done. Yes! Yes! Yes!
455
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,458
Herc!
456
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,500
Hey, where's the fire, Nero?
457
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,625
Oh, hey, I gotta
go. History calls.
458
00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:41,041
Ah! Time for that
makeup midterm.
459
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,291
I already took it.
I got a beta-plus.
460
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:44,458
Really?
461
00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:45,542
Beta-plus, huh?
462
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,834
Well, which got knocked
down to a beta-minus
463
00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:51,500
when I confessed to
Mr. Herodotus about the owl scam.
464
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:54,375
Oh, man, I gotta race. Can't
keep my study buddies waiting.
465
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:55,625
See ya!
466
00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:57,041
Study buddies?
467
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:58,500
Hey!
468
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:02,375
Where's that
extra-cool hat, baby?
469
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,166
- Hey, sorry I'm late.
- Oh, that's cool.
470
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,750
It gave us a chance to
look over the answers.
471
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:10,291
You weren't supposed
to tell him that.
472
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:13,834
OK, guys... hit me
with a history question.
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