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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Join us as we
visit ancient Greece
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on the cusp of that
most magical time...
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The three-day weekend.
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Yes, it is everyone's
favorite holiday.
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Titan Smitin' Day.
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Give yourself a rest, Bob.
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Everybody gets
Titan Smitin' day off,
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Even you.
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You're right. It's in my
narrators' union contract.
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I should be spending some quality
time with my disembodied family.
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So move your disembodied butt.
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We're gonna be
late for the festival.
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Ho! Yes, sir!
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My favorite day of
the year is finally here.
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Oh! Do you have any idea
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how long I've
been waiting for it?
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A year?
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Yes! And that is way too
long for an annual event.
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Oh, speaking of long waits...
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Which ride should we
get in line for first, huh?
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The Zeus Spinner?
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- Ooh! Ooh! No, wait!
- Hey.
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The Zeus Coaster!
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There! No, no! That one!
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The Tilt-A-Zeus! Oh!
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That is my favorite. Ooh!
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Where else can you be
yanked in all different directions,
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Spun in circles until you're
dizzy and nauseous, huh?
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Oh, I'm dizzy. Ahh.
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I've got nausea covered.
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And then the big bad
Typhon showed up.
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Grrrrrrrr.
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- Boo! Boo!
- Hiss!
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Boo!
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Ooh. That rotten Typhon
had to be stopped.
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Play your cards right, Hercules.
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And someday little puppets
will act out your exploits.
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Wow, you think so?
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Cynicism is wasted on you.
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Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shush!
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My favorite part is coming up.
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What time is it, kids?
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It's Titan Smitin' time!
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That's right!
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Here comes the mighty Zeus.
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Yay! Whoo! Whoo!
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Oh, stinkin' Typhon!
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Aah! Aah! You want
some of me?! Ooh!
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- Here, take this!
- Get your mt. Etna hats!
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Mt. Etna!
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Where Zeus buried Typhon.
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The perfect hat to
honor the perfect god.
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You know,
Hercules... Yeah, yeah.
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Someday the sight of
my most famous battle
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could be
commemorated with a hat.
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Well, you've captured
my snippiness,
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but actually, I was gonna say
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- that you've got some big sandals to fill.
- What do you mean?
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Most people who go
into the family business
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don't have to follow
an act like Zeus.
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Zeus rules!
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Yeah. And when I grow up,
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I want to be just like Zeus.
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You can't be just like Zeus.
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Nobody's as good as Zeus.
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Oh! Can you believe it?
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Somebody called
security... Ratted me out.
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Sorry, Icarus, I had no choice.
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Puppet assault is no joke.
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An example had to be made.
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Oh, yours is a tough love.
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Hey! The Argonauts
of the Aegean ride!
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Come, my sweet, let us
set sail with the wildest crew
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that ever sought a
secret shag. Yarr.
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Wait. Is this that underground
boat ride in the dark?
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Really dark.
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Give you any ideas?
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Yeah. Nobody will see me
push you overboard. Let's go.
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I'll see you guys later.
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Come on, Pegasus.
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Come on, Tiffany, Chad,
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all aboard for the Aegean.
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Oh, Bob, I'm so glad you
got the day off from narrating.
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Hey, hey, hey! Take
a shot at Typhon.
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Three bolts for a drachma.
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Hey, kid, give it a shot, baby.
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Maybe you got a little
bit of Zeus in you, huh?
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Maybe I do.
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That-a-boy! Take your best shot.
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Yessir! Try to be like Zeus.
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Ooh! Too bad, you were
so close, so close, so close.
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Zeus never missed.
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Ooh! That was close.
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OK, one last chance, kid.
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You gotta concentrate a new way.
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Be the bolt.
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You gotta...
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Ahh! Hercster.
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- Aah!
- Been looking all over for you.
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Oh, just missed.
Ooh, tough luck.
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Story of my life.
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Well, here's some good news.
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- You are invited to cloud 33.
- Really?
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Saddle up, Herc babe, let's fly.
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Nectar and water.
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Nectar on the rocks.
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Nectar flambé.
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Wish me luck, Pegasus.
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I'm sorry, sir, this
is a private cloud.
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Gods only.
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Uh, I... I'm... I'm a demigod.
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Get back, cat. Hercules
is with the Zeus party.
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Yes. Look under "Z."
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Oh, well, please enjoy
yourself, young sir.
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I just don't see why it
has to be today of all days.
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Because it is the perfect
opportunity to tell Hercules.
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Tell me what?
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Uh, nothing.
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Then why did you send for me?
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I sent for you, Hercules.
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Because I thought your father
had something important to tell you.
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Um, well, uh...
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Oh! Father, before
I forget, here.
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Hmm.
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"With a dad like
you, I cannot lose."
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You're right up there
with the mighty Zeus.
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Happy Titan Smitin' Day.
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"From your loving
son," scroll mark.
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Well, actually, you're more
than right up there with Zeus,
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since you are Zeus.
But you get the idea.
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Aw, son! Ha!
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So, what did Mother
think you would tell me
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that you decided not to tell me?
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Well, I... I get a lot of
attention on this holiday
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because of the Typhon
battle and I, well,
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I decided that this year,
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you should throw
in the first bolt.
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Me? In front of everybody?
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You mean it?
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Of course. You're my son.
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You should get
your chance to shine.
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Oh, thank you, Father!
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Mm. Let's rock
'n' roll, Hercunator.
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You're on in five.
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Don't look at me that way.
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I couldn't disappoint the boy.
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I know.
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But he is our son.
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He deserves to know the truth.
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Morpheus, hit the lights, babe!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
cats and chicks,
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that crazy, cuckoo
day is upon us
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and that day is...
Titan Smitin' Day!
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Ha ha ha. Dig it.
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♪ When Athens was
barely A dot on the map ♪
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♪ On the edge
of a new frontier ♪
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♪ Destiny called on
a dapper young cat ♪
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♪ With a battle that
made his career ♪
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♪ He was buff, he was tough ♪
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♪ He was armed to the teeth ♪
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♪ Bent on fearlessly
frying his foes ♪
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♪ Packing plenty of punch
In his thunderbolt sheath ♪
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♪ Yeah, that's how
the story goes ♪
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♪ Mmm... ♪
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♪ A terrible Titan
Stepped onto the scene ♪
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♪ Trying to carve out
a niche of his own ♪
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♪ His brutal attackin'
Sent everyone packin' ♪
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♪ And Zeus had
to face him alone ♪
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♪ Smelled like
Limburger cheese ♪
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♪ He was covered with fleas ♪
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♪ From his rattlesnake
knees to his nose ♪
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♪ He could topple Olympus
With one little sneeze ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ That's how the story goes ♪
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♪ Ahhh ♪
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♪ Now Zeus didn't worry
He let loose a flurry ♪
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♪ That left Typhon
buried and crushed ♪
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♪ And so it was written
That Typhon was smitten ♪
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♪ He'd finally bitten
the dust, ha ha ♪
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♪ That beast had been
blown By one god on his own ♪
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♪ While striking
this masterful pose ♪
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♪ And the legend was born
On that fateful morn, yeah ♪
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♪ That's how the story goes ♪
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♪ Yes, that's how
the story goes ♪
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Ha ha!
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♪ Hush, little laden,
Don't you frown ♪
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♪ Those who woke
you are going down ♪
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♪ I'm sick of
Titan Smitin' Day ♪
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♪ Now it's time to make
Those Grecians pay ♪
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Every year I have to listen to that
rabble celebrate your daddy's defeat.
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Daddy? Who... who that?
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Oh, his name was
Typhon, sweetie.
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He was the most fearsome
monster there ever was.
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Until that nasty old
Zeus buried him.
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If I could just
get you a sitter,
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I'd go shut that party
down personally.
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Dateline. Titan Smitin' Day.
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Byline. Homer of The
Greekly World News.
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Never has this reporter seen
such a titan smitin' spectacular.
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Throw the bolt! Throw the bolt!
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Oh, man, huh? Herc
should have stuck with us.
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We've got a great
view of the action.
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He did OK for himself.
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What's this? A
surprising turn of events.
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Whoa! Wow. Ahh, the
signature Zeus stance.
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Just like in the oft' told tale.
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Oh, my God! She isn't.
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Ah, that stupid myth.
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You should have told him.
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Aah!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, the divinity.
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Herc, don't sweat this, man.
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What good is immortality
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if you don't test
it once in a while?
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I really didn't...
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Forget about it. Your dad's
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smoothing everything over.
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Sure. Of course.
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You go have fun.
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Uh, there was, however,
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some talk among
the security staff about
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you being a public hazard.
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Oh, yes. I've been there, pal.
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Aw, man.
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Hey, you stuck to the story.
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Oh, yeah, that, uh,
over the shoulder,
255
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eyes closed on one foot thing,
256
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:10,458
that was, uh, so Zeus.
257
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,458
So very Zeus.
258
00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:15,041
He can pull off
that kind of stunt.
259
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,208
I can't.
260
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:21,750
Can't believe what a
fool I made of myself.
261
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:25,000
It's the worst Titan
Smitin' festival ever.
262
00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,166
Brace yourself.
263
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,333
It gets worse.
264
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,625
Ha. How?
265
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,709
We're doomed!
266
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:39,792
Aah!
267
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,834
You guys get a boat out of here.
268
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,709
Wh-wh-what about you?
269
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,375
It's time I did something right.
270
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,792
My father defeated the
father of all monsters,
271
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:56,500
I'm going to defeat the
mother of all monsters.
272
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,041
You stay here, baby,
273
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,834
while Mama does her carnage.
274
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,834
Sorry the sitter
didn't work out.
275
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,667
Sitter yummy. Ooh!
276
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,417
As a hero-in-training,
277
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,750
I insist you return
to your domain.
278
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:22,083
As a monster in a mood,
279
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:25,458
I insist you feed the baby.
280
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,083
Whoa!
281
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,542
Ooh hoo ooh ooh ooh.
282
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,667
Ptooey. I spit up.
283
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,542
Aah!
284
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:41,458
Monsters get in free.
285
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,875
Ha ha ha ha!
286
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,625
I love my work.
287
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,583
Thanks, Pegasus.
288
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,125
We've gotta head her off.
289
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,000
Ooh. What in...
290
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,792
Ha ha. She looks
pretty good with a beard.
291
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,125
Where are you,
you little demibrat?
292
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:18,000
Unh! Unh! Unh!
293
00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:22,500
Watch where you
point that thing.
294
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,083
Aah!
295
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,083
Yeow! That smarts!
296
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,166
Put me down here, Pegasus.
297
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,000
Then stand back.
298
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,750
Aah!
299
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,458
- Typhon!
- Typhon!
300
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,250
Love muffin!
301
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,417
Man, have I got the
mother of all headaches.
302
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,166
Somebody get me a bromo.
303
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:26,166
Don't worry, I'll make
it all better, poopsie.
304
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,792
Catnip, where am I,
baby? What's happened?
305
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:32,000
Don't you remember, babycakes?
306
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:33,500
The big battle?
307
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,834
That's right. I was
conquering the world,
308
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,417
minding my own business,
309
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:40,333
when Zeus threw
a mountain on me!
310
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:43,000
Uh, as a hero-in training,
311
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:46,041
I insist you return to
your eternal prison.
312
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:49,959
Oh, honey, those Ionian
horse flies are big this year.
313
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,875
I... I... I'm not a fly.
314
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,250
I'm Hercules. Son of Zeus.
315
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,917
Oh, perfect.
316
00:15:57,166 --> 00:16:01,250
You go tell Papa I'm on
my way for the rematch.
317
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,667
Aah!
318
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:07,709
How about a nice home-cooked meal
before you annihilate Zeus, sweetums?
319
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,792
This snack will tide me over.
320
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,875
No, Typhon, that's
your son! That's Laden!
321
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,375
So?
322
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,500
Dada.
323
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,625
Ha. He does have my fangs.
324
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:24,458
Hoo hoo. We're a
happy family again.
325
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,917
Come on, boys, let's
go destroy something.
326
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:29,417
Not something, someone.
327
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:33,458
Mr. Olympian ego,
Mr. Top God, Mr. Hotshot!
328
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,333
Don't get me started!
I can't settle down!
329
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:37,417
Where's that bromo?!
330
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,375
Aah! Unh!
331
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:43,750
Father?
332
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:46,625
Uh, could I have
a word with you?
333
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:58,250
Son, you're not still upset about
today's little accident, are you?
334
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,542
That? Nah.
335
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:03,166
I'm completely over that.
336
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:06,083
Uh, but, I-I do have
some new news.
337
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,125
Uh, I sort of freed Typhon.
338
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,041
What?!
339
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,125
I didn't mean to. I
tried to put him back!
340
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,500
But I... Oh, what's the use?
341
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,750
I'll never measure up to you.
342
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,709
What are you talking about?
343
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:22,291
Come on, Father, you're perfect.
344
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,667
You single-handedly defeated
the baddest titan there ever was.
345
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:28,125
You cast a pretty big shadow.
346
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,542
Oh, uh, sorry about that.
347
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,875
I mean, what are they gonna
write about me in the history scrolls?
348
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,333
Jerk-ules single-handedly
349
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,750
let loose the baddest
titan there ever was?
350
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:42,583
Son, I really need to
talk to you about this.
351
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,333
Uh, but not now.
352
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,709
Typhon's coming for me.
353
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,834
I must prepare for battle.
354
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:54,291
Aah! Run! Run!
355
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,125
Aah!
356
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,458
This is quality time.
357
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:14,166
Stop right there, Typhon!
358
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,500
Put down those
innocent Athenians.
359
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,709
Gimme a break, they're lawyers.
360
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:23,083
Well, put them down anyway.
361
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,500
Besides, you know
they give you gas.
362
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,333
Oh, yeah, you got me there.
363
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,792
Aah!
364
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,208
Good point.
365
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,709
Come on, baby,
Daddy's got to work now.
366
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:38,709
It's time for me to put
you back under your rock.
367
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,083
Aah!
368
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:45,125
Hotcha! Who's smitin' who now?
369
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,041
Don't worry,
Father, I'll help you.
370
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,333
Stay back!
371
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:55,792
You're not... Aah...
ready... for this.
372
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,417
Ha ha ha!
373
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:01,000
Enough tenderizing.
You're going down!
374
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,250
♪ Typhon, Typhon,
he's our beast ♪
375
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,458
♪ Chew on Zeus
till he's deceased ♪
376
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:06,750
♪ Go ♪
377
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,291
♪ Typhon! ♪
378
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,792
Chew on this!
379
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,709
Hey! Watch it, buddy!
380
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:13,041
All right!
381
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,208
Here, Dada.
382
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,083
Ooh!
383
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:29,000
Do you know how long I
had to pose for that statue?
384
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,125
Father! Catch!
385
00:19:57,959 --> 00:19:58,959
Aah.
386
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:02,625
Oh, my gosh.
387
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,917
Ha ha ha ha!
388
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:12,166
Hold it right there, little mister.
No audience participation.
389
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,834
Mother, where'd you
get the thunderbolt?
390
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,166
It's the one your father
leaves in his underwear drawer.
391
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:26,500
Yeow! Man, that stings!
392
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:30,750
Oh, my poor baby, blow. Blow.
393
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,875
Good shot!
394
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:35,542
I've had practice.
395
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,208
Although the last time it
went up his other nostril.
396
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,875
Last time?
397
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,291
Time out!
398
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,208
It was two against one?
399
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:48,250
Well, this time I'll
help even the odds.
400
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:52,041
This time the fight will
be resolved peacefully.
401
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:53,375
Or else.
402
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,041
Uh, Ty... Typhon, honey...
403
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:59,458
I've decided we should
resolve this peacefully.
404
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:00,834
Let's go, precious.
405
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,709
This isn't over, Zeus!
406
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,041
I want a rematch of our rematch!
407
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,291
Mother, you threw the bolt?
408
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,959
Yes, Hercules.
409
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,917
It was the only way to
buy your father enough time
410
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,083
to win the battle.
411
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:16,417
Hey, it takes a lot out of a guy
412
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:19,500
to slam a mountain
on his opponent,
413
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:24,625
uh, so, I... I
needed a little help.
414
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:27,959
So, wait... This whole
three-day weekend,
415
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,333
this whole festival,
416
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,500
is all based on a myth?
417
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,750
Myths happen, son.
418
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,625
But you're the king of the
gods. You're-you're Zeus.
419
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,750
- The truth is...
- Don't say it.
420
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,250
He's only human, so to speak.
421
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:43,750
Hey, that makes two of us.
422
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:47,083
Oh, everybody expects
me to be perfect.
423
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,667
Even I expect me to be perfect.
424
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,125
Father, trust me on this one,
425
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,125
nobody's perfect.
426
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,834
You just have to do your best.
427
00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:57,917
And if you need backup,
428
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,959
hope you've got a wife with
a real barn-burner pitch. Hah!
429
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,750
We wanna set history straight.
430
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,083
I mean, it wasn't a fair fight.
431
00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:07,750
They ganged up on me.
432
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,041
Are you getting this, Homer?
433
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,875
Yeah, yeah, Typhon
says, "Not fair."
434
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,625
Yeah! And then he
pops me with Mt. Etna!
435
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:14,834
What's that about?
436
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,750
Don't get me started!
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