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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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And now the final touch.
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Voila!
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- Ehh?
- Hmm.
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- Mm-mm.
- No?
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Aah!
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Please! I am an artiste!
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No! No! Don't take me away!
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Let me try again, please!
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Can't you dig any
faster? I'm hot!
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Mumsy said I can have
a pool, and I want it today!
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Yes, your highness.
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We're digging as fast
as humanly possible.
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It's not fast enough.
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Prince Adonis... We
have found something.
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- It's a warning!
- An omen!
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We dare not continue!
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You people will do
anything to get a break.
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Oh, how I despise laziness.
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It's an ancient warning of doom!
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If we do not heed it,
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a curse will fall
upon our heads.
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Did my father not give you
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a generous heath
care plan last year?
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I'm sure most major
curses are covered.
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Now, dig!
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Choppety-chop!
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Oh.
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Aah! My good pottery!
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Who dares disturb
the Slumber of Gaia?
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That digger man right
there. The one with the pick.
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The soon to be cursed
chap wearing that thing.
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You arrogant little mortal!
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I see through your flimsy lies!
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Would sturdier lies help?
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I could shore them up
with some half-truths.
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Uh, par example, I... Silence!
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For disturbing my
slumber, I curse you!
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Aaarrgh!
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Wait!
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Cursed?
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I can't be cursed.
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I'm a prince!
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♪ Mighty Midas had
the golden touch ♪
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♪ But he couldn't
always use it ♪
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♪ It appears his ears
were made of tin ♪
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♪ When forced
to face the music ♪
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♪ He had to choose
the best of the blues ♪
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♪ The palace was
too honky tonky ♪
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♪ And the aftermath
of Apollo's wrath ♪
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♪ Gave Midas the
ears of a donkey ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Time out, ladies.
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Baby, we bustin' a move!
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And, bob, you're
steppin' on our groove.
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You didn't get the
rewrite, did you?
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Hmm. The last thing
we got was this one
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about King Midas
got donkey ears.
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Oh, we threw that myth out.
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It wasn't really a big deal.
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Honey, you tell that to Midas.
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Well, what's this one about?
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This one is about
Gaia, AKA Mother Earth,
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and how she placed a
curse on Adonis' head.
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Can you whip something together?
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You know we can.
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Step back, Bobby baby.
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♪ Adonis tried
to beat the heat ♪
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♪ Disturbed Gaia's
beauty sleep ♪
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♪ She slapped him
with a nasty curse ♪
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♪ Honey, you shouldn't
mess With Mother Earth ♪
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♪ He's in a pinch
without a plan ♪
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♪ He needs a
hero's helping hand ♪
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Now, let me get this straight.
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You need me?
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Yes, yes. Gloat away,
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but my problem is serious.
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I've been... cursed!
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Cursed?
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- Cursed? Cursed?
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Shh! You want to make
me an instant social outcast?
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All right, calm down, Adonis.
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I... I'm sure Cassandra could help.
She's good with this kind of thing.
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To break a curse?
I have no clue.
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Oh, this is hopeless!
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I'm setting sail on
the River Styx cruise!
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Do you suppose
they have a first-class?
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Oh, buck up, Adonis.
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My sweet Cassandra has
lived with a curse her whole life.
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Cursed to foresee
doom and disaster.
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It's been a blast.
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Ha ha! See?
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Isn't she an inspiration?
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Hmm... so this curse
may not be fatal,
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like I'm cursed with smashing
looks or cursed to marry for money.
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- I see Adonis laying down to die.
- Aah!
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Well, that answers that.
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Tell me more.
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Can I avoid this fate?
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I'm just an amateur.
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You want a reliable forecast,
go to the oracle at Delphi.
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Delphi?
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Oh, my! That's very far away.
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A difficult journey to make...
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all by myself.
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Well, I got a geometry
test to study for.
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See ya.
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Delphi's three-day
walk at the very least,
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though only a few
hours as the bird flies...
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or a winged horse.
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Hmm... Winged horse.
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You know, Mr. Euclid... tough.
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Whew!
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Need to seriously cram today.
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If only there were
some faster way
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instead of trekking alone
across barren terrain
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fraught with monsters
and two-star restaurants.
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Oh, my!
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Ohh!
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Would you take
him already, Herc?
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Hey, what's wrong with
two-star restaurants?
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All right, Adonis.
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I'll take you to Delphi.
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Heroes are so
easy to manipulate.
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I hear this place is busy.
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Hope we can get an appointment.
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So she says, "Graceful
father of the Romans!"
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And I say... Hercules! Adonis!
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Hi there.
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Welcome to the
Oracle Friends Network.
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We've been expecting you.
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Oh, they're good.
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Almost creepy good.
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Your own personal
psychic is waiting for you.
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And remember, the
first question is free.
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I'm feeling better already.
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Aah! I am cursed!
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Look at this!
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I could be lying in city-state
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by the time we
talk to an oracle.
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Well, not much we can do.
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We'll just have to be patient.
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Oh... commoner thinking.
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I can't wait in this line.
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Of course your credit is
good here, King Midas.
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We take the gold card.
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Midas... he's the one
with the donkey ears.
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We're not telling that story.
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Oh, all right.
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One side, one side!
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Royalty coming through.
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Excuse me, sir, but you'll
have to wait your turn.
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But you don't understand.
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I'm very important
and very cursed.
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I-I don't suppose you recognize
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my divine right to cut in.
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But I'm a prince!
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Like I said, be patient.
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Like I said, commoner thinking.
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Daddy's checkbook should
provide all the leverage I need.
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Uh, pardon me. How
much money would it take
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to get you to switch
places with me?
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Ohh...
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"Ten million drachma
payable to Mr. Bloatox."
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I assume that's with an "X."
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"Signed, Prince Adonis,
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heir to the Tracian throne."
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Ooohhh!
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You see?
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There's no problem
money can't solve.
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You are cursed to die by sunset.
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What?
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No!
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Isn't there something I can do?
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Something?
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Give me a loophole,
for Zeus' sake!
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Seek out the golden
apples of the Hesperides
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and take them to
Gaia before nightfall.
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Well, where do we
find these apples?
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Sorry. You'll have to
go to the back of the line
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if you want to ask
another question.
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What? Just tell us now!
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Ah ah ah. Back of the line, bub.
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"Signed, Prince Adonis,
heir to the Thracian throne."
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OK. Uh, golden apples?
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Location? Location?
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Only the old man Nereus knows.
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And we have to
wait in line again
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to find out where he is, right?
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You're asking a question
about asking a question.
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Nice try.
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"Signed, prince Adonis,
heir to the Thracian throne."
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OK. So... where can
we find this Nereus?
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Two blocks past speedy pita,
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hang a left, then a hard right.
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He's in the Elysian
Sunset Rest Home,
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Hermits Wing, Room XXXI.
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Thanks! Let's go, Adonis.
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Rrrr!
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You may have won this round,
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but mark my words,
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the prince of Thrace
will have his revenge!
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Uh... No. I don't
foresee that happening.
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Now she gives me a freebie.
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Thanks, Adonis! Rest in peace!
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Thank you, Adonis. Thank you!
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Well, this is it...
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The elysian sunset rest home.
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Remember the time our class came here
to spread some sunshine at the sunset?
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Skipped it. I was
at the beach...
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in the sunshine.
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You're a real
humanitarian, Adonis.
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I donate all my
old chitons to...
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- What's that word?
- Charity?
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That's the one.
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She's taunting me.
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She knows she's
going to outlive me.
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OK, now, hermits
can be kind of touchy,
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So let's be a little less
pushy this time, OK?
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Pushy? Me?
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Ehh! Porridge again?
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Who approaches Nereus?
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Um, hi, uh, Mr. Nereus?
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My name is Hercules,
and, uh, I was wondering...
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Talk, old man! Tell me where
the golden apples are now!
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Grrrr!
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Why didn't anybody tell
me he was a shape shifter?
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Actually, it's here on his
chart. "No salt, shape shifter."
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Eh?
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Grrraah!
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- Be a hero!
- Adonis, let go!
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Eee!
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Grrraah!
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Hey!
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Take it easy, kid!
261
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,500
You know I'm an old guy, right?
262
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,166
Oh, gosh. I'm sorry.
263
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,709
Hah hah! Patronize
me? You little twerp!
264
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:31,041
Hercules, could
you wrap this up?
265
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,291
We're running out of time.
266
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,291
Well, then why
don't you help me?
267
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,667
Me? What should I do?
268
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:37,417
I don't know.
269
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:38,750
Hit him with something!
270
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,792
Something to hit with.
271
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,333
There's no way
I'm touching that.
272
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,709
Adonis!
273
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,458
Right! Right!
274
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,291
Aha!
275
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,875
Take that, you vile beast!
276
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:01,959
Porridge?
277
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,500
Aah!
278
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:08,709
I really hate that stuff.
279
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,000
OK, you win. What do you want?
280
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,583
Um, Where can we
find the golden apples?
281
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:16,250
Oh, yeah. You need to go to the
garden at the edge of the world.
282
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,709
The edge of the world?
283
00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:19,041
That's kind of far.
284
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,959
Well, then you'd
better stop lollygaggin'!
285
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,375
OK. Uh, thanks, Mr. Nereus.
286
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,917
Come on, Adonis, let's go.
287
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,250
Lotta good it'll do ya, mortal.
288
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:32,125
Pardon? I said, "Lotta
good it'll do ya, mortal."
289
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,000
No mere man can
pick the golden apples.
290
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,333
Well, good news there.
291
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,875
I am no mere man. I am a prince.
292
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,792
Well, whoop-dee-doo!
293
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,291
You'll be a dead prince
if you try and pick 'em.
294
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,291
Only a god can do that.
295
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,375
Really?
296
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,375
What about demigods?
297
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,959
Hmm. I don't know.
Never come up.
298
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,291
Adonis come on!
299
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,875
Oh, yes, I'm coming!
300
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,625
Wow. The edge of the world.
301
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,083
We made pretty good time.
302
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,900
That must be the
garden down there.
303
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,500
Who is he?
304
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:24,583
Atlas... the titan who's cursed
to forever hold up the sky.
305
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,625
I never noticed there were so
many curses until I had one myself.
306
00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:30,625
Say, fellas, uh,
help a titan out?
307
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,291
Sorry.
308
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,208
Just be careful. He
tries to trick people
309
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,917
into holding it for
him all the time.
310
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,125
Trick people?
311
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,917
Listen, buddy,
holding up the sky
312
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,959
is an honor the gods
bestowed upon me.
313
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:43,500
I'm proud of it.
314
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,667
It's just I've got this itch
between my shoulder blades.
315
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,417
If you could hold
it for a sec or two.
316
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,542
Ha! Nice try.
317
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:51,959
Wait! No! Guys!
318
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:55,959
It's been 3,000 years
since my last potty break!
319
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:57,583
Ohh!
320
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,208
Look! The golden apples.
321
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,542
Absolutely stunning.
322
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,083
Gaia has good taste.
323
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,834
I wonder if she does decorating.
324
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,792
Well, let's get a-pickin'.
325
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:12,333
I'd love to, but you
know, I'm, well, cursed.
326
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,917
Oh, I think I feel
the curse kicking in.
327
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Ooh!
328
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,709
You're unbelievable.
329
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,583
Grrr!
330
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,709
- Hercules, wait!
- What now?
331
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:32,083
Um, this is kind of an
interesting question.
332
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:35,917
As a demigod, which half
of you is more... godish?
333
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,667
The left or the right?
334
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,834
Doesn't work that way. Why?
335
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,625
Oh, just idle curiosity.
336
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,959
Aah!
337
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,500
Hercules?
338
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:55,625
Uh, chum?
339
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,959
Try your left hand.
340
00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:04,750
Hercules, wake up!
341
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,208
Ohhh!
342
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,083
What smote me?
343
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,917
What smote you?
Well, wait till you hear.
344
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,917
There's a funny thing
nereus mentioned,
345
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,917
and I guess I only
forgot to pass it on.
346
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,125
Only a god can pick
the golden apples.
347
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,959
You forgot?
348
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,542
I-I thought your demigod thing
might be enough to pull it off.
349
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,333
It was a calculated risk.
350
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,750
You calculated, I took the risk!
351
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,834
Come on, Pegasus.
We're going home.
352
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:33,125
Ohh! It's the curse! Help!
353
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,333
Sorry, Adonis.
354
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,667
I'm not buying.
355
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,542
Wait! As the prince of Thrace,
356
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,959
heir to the throne
of King Cinyras, I...
357
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,959
I... I need you to
save my life, Hercules.
358
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,125
I have no other hope.
359
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,500
All right, heir to the throne.
360
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:50,768
Who's gonna pick those apples?
361
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,333
Well, there is
someone available.
362
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,917
Atlas? No way!
363
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,041
I'm gonna get stuck
holding up the sky forever!
364
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,166
No, you won't.
365
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,458
I'll make sure
of that. Trust me.
366
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,291
Trust you?
367
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,917
Rrrr!
368
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,500
World's biggest
dope right here, folks.
369
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,750
That's me!
370
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,625
Come and see the
world's biggest dope!
371
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,500
I knew I could count on you.
372
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,125
Just remember to
lift with your legs,
373
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,125
not your back.
374
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,250
Hey, you're a natural!
375
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,667
OK! I got it!
376
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,250
Just hurry back!
377
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,458
Right.
378
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:24,458
Come on, little mortal.
379
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:27,458
Um, that's actually
"little mortal prince."
380
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:28,834
You think I care?
381
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:32,375
No. Nobody else seems
to. Why should you?
382
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,125
So, what do you need these for?
383
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,250
I angered Gaia,
and she cursed me.
384
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,875
Angered Gaia?
385
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,375
World's biggest
dope right here, folks!
386
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,333
That's him! Come see
the world's biggest dope!
387
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,458
Ah!
388
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,458
Thank you, o mighty Atlas.
389
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:58,875
Ah, don't mention it.
390
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,500
Feels good to stretch, you know?
391
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,125
Whew!
392
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:08,291
I'm sure this is a welcome
respite for you, Mr. Atlas,
393
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,250
But my associate and I
are on a very tight schedule,
394
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,542
So if you wouldn't mind...
395
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,667
What do you need him for?
396
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,458
You got your apples. Ditch him.
397
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:18,083
Hmm. You do have a point.
398
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,667
Yeah! Why don't
you come with me?
399
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:24,000
I hear they got a calydonian
pita kitchen in crete now.
400
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,417
Come on! What do you say?
401
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,709
I can't leave Hercules behind,
402
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,166
but what do I do?
403
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,667
I've always used money
to solve my problems.
404
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,625
And so I shall again!
Oh, clever head!
405
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,750
I'm in, Mr. Atlas!
406
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:39,750
Great!
407
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,750
But Hercules has all of my cash.
408
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:45,792
What do you mean?
409
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,375
I don't have your money!
410
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,583
Hercules, don't you remember?
411
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,583
I said, "Hold my coin purse,"
412
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:56,709
and you said, "Whatever you
command, your royal, royal highness."
413
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:59,309
Hmm? Oh! Oh, right, right!
414
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,166
Yeah, now I remember. Yeah, OK.
415
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:04,709
Uh, I just need to
reach inside my tunic...
416
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,583
Atlas, be a sport, will you,
417
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,834
And hold the sky while
Hercules gets my money?
418
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:09,917
Oh, yeah, sure.
419
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:13,667
Unh!
420
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:14,917
Thanks.
421
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:16,709
Oh, and, uh,
422
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,583
lift with your legs,
not your back.
423
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,000
Farewell, foolish titan!
424
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,834
Oh, you stinking mortals!
425
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:36,333
Short lifers!
426
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,083
Aah!
427
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,834
Oh, no! Pegasus!
428
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,667
Are you all right?
429
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,000
He's fine.
430
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,500
Can't he just fly it off?
431
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,375
No. I think it's sprained.
432
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,417
Then we'll never get
to thrace by sunset.
433
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,709
Good night, sweet prince.
434
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:06,667
Like flights of angels...
435
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,667
No. There has to be another way.
436
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,542
Hmm...
437
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,375
Maybe I could...
Give it up, Hercules.
438
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,125
You've done all you can.
439
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:18,000
But you'd be on your way to Thrace
if you hadn't come back for me.
440
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,709
Oh. You're right.
441
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,458
What is this odd new feeling?
442
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:24,125
That's the feeling of
having done the right thing.
443
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,000
Oh, this is a cruel curse.
444
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:32,125
And so, the prince of Thrace shall
lay down amongst nature's glory.
445
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:36,291
And await the cold
grasp of Hades himself.
446
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,208
Hmm.
447
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:38,971
You don't happen to
have a pillow, do you?
448
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,041
Wait! That's it!
449
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:40,959
You have a pillow?
450
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,834
No! Nature's glory!
451
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:44,000
Don't you see, Adonis?
452
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,834
Gaia's not just in Thrace.
453
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:48,000
Mother nature is all around us.
454
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,125
You think?
455
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:52,500
Gaia, mother of
earth, I call upon you!
456
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:08,125
What now? Can't a
girl get a little shuteye?
457
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,834
Well, I'll be a commoner.
458
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:10,917
You're on, Adonis.
459
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,667
Um, mighty Gaia, I
apologize for waking you.
460
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,792
Twice now.
461
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,083
I offer these golden
apples as my penance.
462
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,792
Golden apples?
463
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:28,959
Mmm! Delicious!
464
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,166
Thanks, mortal.
465
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,417
OK. Curse removed.
466
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,625
Now go back to your little
lives... and let me sleep!
467
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,500
I'm... alive!
468
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,291
Ha ha!
469
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:45,458
The prince of Thrace has
single-handedly defeated death itself!
470
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,291
Single-handedly?
471
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:48,750
Uh... ahem.
472
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:51,792
You're right. Thank you,
Hercules. You've been a prince.
473
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:54,142
Of course, you understand
that's just a figure of speech.
474
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:55,750
I mean, really.
475
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,750
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
476
00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,542
♪ Young Adonis
was a lucky curse ♪
477
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,834
♪ But he's still the
prince of fools ♪
478
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,125
♪ If mighty Midas
had a friend like Herc ♪
479
00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:08,959
♪ He wouldn't be
the king of mules ♪
480
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,542
Hey!
481
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,583
Ladies!
482
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,000
Sorry, baby. That one was
just too catchy to throw out
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