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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Long ago in the age of heroes,
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there was a civilization
of beauty, art,
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and scholarly fulfillment.
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Men called her Greece.
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She was the pinnacle
of human achievement,
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Except for the land of Thessaly,
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For the king who ruled there
was a greedy, two-faced,
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triple-chinned, four-flushing
tyrant named Salmoneus.
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King Salmoneus, as your
advisor, may I offer some advice?
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Oh, do, Stephanopoulos.
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Give it up, sir.
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You have run Thessaly
into the ground.
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To wit, per capita
income has dipped to zero,
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crop production is currently
holding steady at zero,
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and lastly, your
approval rating is...
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is zero.
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Stephanopoulos, as always,
you underestimate your master.
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I got a plan... A plan I call...
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Divine intervention.
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Welcome to Thessaly, home
of the first ever Zeus-a-Palooza.
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Zeus-a-palooza?
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This doesn't seem
like Dad's style at all.
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This isn't anyone's style.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Bring on the big "Z," baby!
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I just can't believe that
he didn't tell me about this.
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I had to read it in the
Greekly World News.
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In mere moments, the mighty
Zeus himself will appear in person
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to greet the faithful
and smite the wicked.
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I see the entire kingdom
of Thessaly destroyed,
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demolished, wiped out.
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Whoo-hoo!
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So I vote we leave now.
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Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
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Wait. Not now. It's my dad.
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Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
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And now, citizens of Thessaly,
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from the tiptop of Mt. Olympus,
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the master of disaster,
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the ayatollah of
the lightning bolt-a,
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The one, the only... Zeus!
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Good mortals of
Thessaly, it is I, Zeus.
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I can squash you with my
pinkie, but I choose not to.
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Instead, I ask only this...
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That you forever
honor your great leader,
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King Salmoneus.
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We shall, great Zeus.
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You must pledge to King
Sal your blind obedience...
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You got it.
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Unquestioning servitude... Yes!
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Undying loyalty... No! Stop!
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Can't you see? That's not Zeus.
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I love Herc.
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You never know
what he's gonna do.
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Uh, people of Thessaly,
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your mighty Zeus
demands a show of faith.
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Dispose of this nonbeliever.
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Yeah!
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Wait, wait, wait! Oh!
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We got him, Zeus. Now
smite the nonbeliever.
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Yeah, smite his butt off.
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OK.
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Yeah, mighty Zeus.
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Hit me with your best shot.
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Wow!
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Here we go.
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Wipeout.
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What mortal dare
call himself Zeus?
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Well, let's examine
the evidence then.
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Exhibit alpha... One
license plate reading "Zeus I."
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Exhibit beta... one
lightning bolt, fake.
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Exhibit gamma...
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King Salmoneus!
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Trickery!
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Blasphemous infidel
in the side pocket.
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Hermes, set him up.
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I hereby tender my resignation
effective immediately. Goodbye.
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Oh, nice bank shot.
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You!
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Move.
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Ha! My boy!
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Hermes, look... Hercules.
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By my name, it's
great to see you, kiddo.
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Hey, come on, Dad.
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All my friends are here.
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Would you autograph this?
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What's with him?
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Who? Icarus?
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Flew too close to the sun.
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Oh, you're the kid
Apollo told me about.
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What were you thinking, son?
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Hate to break up the love,
but you have a thing, sir.
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You're going already?
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Sorry, son.
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Meetings, meetings.
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Did you hear what
Zeus called him?
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Son!
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He's the son of Zeus!
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Zeus has delivered us
from our corrupt leader,
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And now wants us to
make his son our king.
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Huh?
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Long live king Hercules.
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King Herc!
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Oh, this'll be good.
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And so Hercules became
the new king of Thessaly.
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As for the old king, the deposed
and despised Salmoneus,
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let's check in at
the grove of despair.
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Years of blissful
tyranny down the drain.
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I might as well be dead.
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Now that you're dead, you
may feel disoriented, confused,
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and/or a general malaise.
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This is normal.
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Excuse me? Dead?
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Uh... I'm not dead.
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Oh, yeah. He's
confused, all right.
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Well, we're gonna have to grease
the doorway of the underworld
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to get this one in.
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I'm not dead.
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I think I slipped a discus.
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Sheesh!
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It's like he's still alive.
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Ahhhh! Have a salad.
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Not dead.
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Not dead.
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Oh, no.
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I think we jumped the
crossbow on this one.
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I'm not dead!
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I said, "I might
as well be dead."
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We can't afford
another mistake like this.
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Last time we
brought in a live one...
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Alive?
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He's alive. This
is the afterlife.
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Afterlife!
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I need dead!
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And I just grew my hair back.
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Oh, you two work for Hades, eh?
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Well, I suppose I could
keep this incident to myself,
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providing everyone
is willing to cooperate.
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The grove of despair
is for despairing.
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You're scheming, aren't you?
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- Oh, uh, forgive us.
- Sorry.
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Apologies.
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Didn't mean to ruin your grove.
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You run Thessaly's
new king out of town,
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and I'll forget I ever saw you.
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Get me back my throne.
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Deal. Run out new
king... Return throne.
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Easy-peezy, guaranteezy.
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So, who is this soon-to-be
ex-king anyway, hmm?
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Oh, he's Hercules,
son of, uh, Zeus.
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I see.
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How the years fly by.
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Our baby boy is growing up.
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I always said he was
meant to be a king.
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Didn't I always say that?
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I always said that.
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Poseidon is sea green with envy.
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Well, we better get going, hon.
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Oh, yes... the
imprisoned Titans.
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Your father loves to gloat.
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And this'll really
stick in their craw...
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My son, a king.
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Ha! Stick it, Titans.
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It doesn't feel right.
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I don't think I was
meant to be king.
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Hey, was your dad
just here again?
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Oh, we missed the big "Z"?
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You can smell the gods?
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I can do many things.
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Yeah, Dad was here.
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I... I've never seen my
dad so... So proud before,
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And he's a pretty proud guy.
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Duh! Of course he's proud.
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You're king!
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But I-I don't even
know what a king does.
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Oh, please!
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You just got to know
the dos and don'ts.
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Example... do pepper
your conversations with
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"we are not amused."
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Don't declare war
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on any kingdom that
can kick your butt.
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Thessaly declaring war?
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But we can kick your butt.
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Yeah, but our new
boy king Hercules says
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he's tired of smelling your
stink from across his border.
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That's what Hercules said.
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We are not amused!
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Mission accomplished.
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You the imp. Yeah!
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Now, this is the
disaster I foretold.
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This Zeus-forsaken land
is about to be wiped out.
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That's right.
Thessaly... wiped out.
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You are so hot.
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Prepare for humiliating
defeat, king Hercules.
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Smite him, son of Zeus.
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Son of Zeus?
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Sure, go ahead. Celebrate.
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Who cleans it up?
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Who always cleans it up?
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You don't want to clean it up?
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So don't clean it up, boyo.
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Are you familiar with the
term "labor dispute," hmm?
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Garbage strike?
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And so, in his
second official act,
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King Hercules, uh...
took out the trash.
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♪ This trash is truly trouble ♪
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♪ It's stinking up our streets ♪
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What?
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♪ There's sloppy
glop inside my shop ♪
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♪ We've all got smelly feet ♪
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♪ But there's no need to worry ♪
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♪ King Herc is at the helm ♪
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♪ The finest royal highness ♪
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♪ That has ever
ruled our realm ♪
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Whoo! That boy's so fine.
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♪ He's the can do king ♪
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♪ There's nothin' he can't fix ♪
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♪ He's takin' care of business ♪
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♪ And checkin' off his list ♪
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♪ He's the can do king ♪
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♪ A leader with a plan ♪
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♪ To make this place
Called Thessaly the best ♪
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♪ In all the land ♪
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Oh, what that boy can do!
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♪ My olive trees are thirsty ♪
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♪ Our crops are fallin' down ♪
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♪ A big, old, rolling boulder
Is about to squish the town ♪
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♪ But that's no
cause for panic ♪
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♪ Just call the man in charge ♪
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♪ He'll right the
wrong before too long ♪
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♪ We'll all be livin' large ♪
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Oh, like butter, baby.
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ He's the can do king ♪
262
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♪ There's nothin' he can't fix ♪
263
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♪ He's takin' care of business ♪
264
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,250
♪ And checkin' off his list ♪
265
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♪ He's the can do king ♪
266
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♪ A leader with a plan ♪
267
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♪ To make this place
called Thessaly ♪
268
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♪ The best in all the land ♪
269
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♪ He's a can do king ♪
270
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♪ Can do king ♪
271
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You do it, boy.
272
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,667
Oh!
273
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:04,750
Sire, should there be a four-way
stop sign at this intersection?
274
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,125
That's it? How should I know?
275
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,709
Well, you are the king.
276
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,917
I mean, you know, you must
counsel all of our decisions.
277
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,125
Sure, whatever.
278
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,709
Uh, four-way stop...
Knock-knock yourselves out.
279
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:19,834
What can I help you with?
280
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:21,250
It's my chickens.
281
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,917
Do you think I need to
pluck every feather off...
282
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,583
My mother-in-law or should
I force her to move into...
283
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,208
A big pile of goat manure.
284
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:33,125
So can I move upwind
so I don't smell...
285
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,792
My wife's Suvlaki?
286
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,291
The brown sandals
go with the khaki tunic.
287
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,333
Khaki is neutral...
goes with everything.
288
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:45,417
Oh, a thousand
thanks, king Hercules.
289
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,875
Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
290
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:53,375
Ohhhhh, we are not amused.
291
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,875
Attaboy, you got it!
292
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:59,375
No, really. I am not
amused anymore.
293
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:02,834
I decree that we leave
and never come back.
294
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,351
Second the motion.
All in favor say "aye."
295
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,500
The ayes have
it. Motion carries.
296
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:21,959
Uh-oh.
297
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,875
Father, Mother, hi.
298
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,291
Happy kingship, my boy.
299
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,583
We stopped by with a few things.
300
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,000
So, like being top dog?
301
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,333
It's, uh, not what I expected.
302
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,000
Never is, never is.
303
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,500
Better, isn't it? Ha.
304
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,208
Exciting, empowering.
305
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:51,208
Ha, "empowering" isn't the
first word that... leaps to mind.
306
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:54,500
All we hope is
that you'll be happy,
307
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:55,917
Be yourself.
308
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,875
And be the greatest king ever.
309
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,333
Thanks. I'll try.
310
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,291
That's the stuff.
311
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,417
I'm staying.
312
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:18,333
Uh... he's staying?
313
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,208
Aah, can't breathe!
314
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,417
He's what?
315
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,291
Whoa, there, sally. Chill out.
316
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:32,125
We've got everything
well in hand.
317
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,291
Yes!
318
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,583
Looks like I'm stuck here.
319
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,625
You have to do
what's right for you.
320
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:53,417
Crud! I swore I'd never
say anything that corny.
321
00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:56,333
Yeah, well, I-I don't even
know what's right for me.
322
00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:57,834
That's the problem.
323
00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,625
That's not the only problem.
324
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:02,333
The floor's making
crazy, nutso noises
325
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:05,792
like a monster's stomping
its way towards the city and...
326
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:11,041
It is I, the rightful
king of Thessaly,
327
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,750
Salmoneus!
328
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:16,125
All right!
329
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,208
Now, this I can handle.
330
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,000
Finally.
331
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,583
Here it comes.
332
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,709
Thessaly wiped out.
333
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,250
Huh!
334
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,166
Whoa!
335
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:42,417
Hey, I don't think
that's a real lion.
336
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,583
Really?
337
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,083
Come on, come on.
338
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,458
Take a piece of me.
339
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,291
Pardon me. Coming through.
340
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,917
Whoa!
341
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,166
I'm back!
342
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:12,375
King Sal is back!
343
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:14,542
What?
344
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:15,792
Pbht!
345
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,208
Aaah!
346
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,750
Go! Finish him off, already.
347
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,166
Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
348
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,417
Get him!
349
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,750
You two are hopeless!
350
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:32,083
A lot you know.
351
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:34,959
Yeah, uh... we're more
fearsome this way?
352
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,125
Mmm! Hercarific.
353
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:44,917
Oopsie.
354
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,750
Ha!
355
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,125
Oh!
356
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,625
You... you...
357
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,333
Whoa!
358
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,792
Aaah!
359
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:25,458
Ooh, that's gonna blister.
360
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:42,417
Uh, you know, you could have
foretold us that this was gonna happen.
361
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,166
Someone get this
man a hemlock latte.
362
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,583
What do we do now?
363
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:47,834
Where do we go?
364
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,875
And what do we wear
when we get there?
365
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,000
Aah! Leave me alone!
366
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,500
I'm not a king!
367
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:55,750
Uh, we've got no king.
368
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,458
Who will decide what we do?
369
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,125
That's what I'm
trying to tell you.
370
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,417
Why don't you just try
to decide for yourselves?
371
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,750
Hmm... Decide for ourselves.
372
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,959
Yes, why, we can form a
representative parliament
373
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:14,000
in which decisions are
effected by majority vote.
374
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:18,041
Hey, kids, let's put
on a democracy.
375
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:25,375
Sorry.
376
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:28,000
I know you're disappointed
that I gave up my crown.
377
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:31,208
You made a choice
that was right for you.
378
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,792
We couldn't be any
happier or prouder.
379
00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:38,291
Yeah, I never really
liked the sound
380
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,834
of "King Hercules" anyways.
381
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:44,500
You know, there's an
emperor position in Abyssinia.
382
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:47,667
Aah! Stop looking at me, woman.
383
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,375
A deal's a deal.
384
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:56,917
Here's your throne, Sal.
385
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:02,208
All in all, that wasn't so hard.
386
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:05,041
And Hades remained
none the wiser.
387
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:06,792
Hello.
388
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:07,875
Uh-oh.
389
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:10,333
Hey, guys, speak
of the devil, huh?
390
00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:13,375
Come here, come here. Come here.
391
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,166
Oh, my hair!
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