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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ah, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Nighttime over Athens,
the ancient world slumbers.
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But then the inky blackness of
night gives way to the golden morn.
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Apollo pulls his magnificent
sun chariot across the sky,
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bringing with it the start of
another day, another step...
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You're killin' me here
with this jibba-jabba.
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What's your name, baby?
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I am the narrator.
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Oh, come on! What's your name?
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- Bob.
- That's better.
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Now, Bob, the name of this
show is "Hercules," right?
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Well, yes.
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Then why are you
talkin' about mankind?
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We want to here why this day is
important to the star of the show.
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Oh, well.
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Yeah, and speakin' of Hercules,
let's go meet him at the mall.
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♪ Hop in the chariot
and come on down ♪
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♪ Where wall-to-wall
shopping and bargains abound ♪
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♪ There's lingerie and luggage ♪
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♪ And sandals galore ♪
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♪ Figs and fun and
fashion And so much more ♪
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♪ We'll save a sack of
drachmas on every trade ♪
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♪ There's plenty to adore-a ♪
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♪ We open with aurora ♪
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♪ Take the olive branch exit ♪
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♪ To the Agora arcade ♪
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Welcome, students,
to internship week.
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Five days of immersion
into the real world of work,
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and a week off for the teachers.
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Wow! A week in the real world.
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I've often wondered
what that might be like.
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Yeah, well, keep wondering.
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Parentheses will give the
"in crowd" all the great jobs,
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and we'll end up enslaved in
humiliating drudgery as usual.
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Adonis, you pampered pup,
shall work for Panasonicles,
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the king of big screens.
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Ooh!
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How fitting.
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I am royalty, you know.
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Well, off to, What's
that word again? Work.
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Cassandra, our little ray of sunshine,
shall staff the information booth.
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This isn't terrible.
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I don't hate this.
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Icarus, Zeus help us,
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you are going to work
at Aphrodite's Secret.
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This isn't terrible.
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I don't hate this.
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And finally, Hercules, spawn of
Zeus, shall report to Gyro Wurld.
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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Yes!
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I get to work at Hero World!
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Not "hero," "Gyro" Wurld,
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- Home of the tasty lamb sandwich...
- Aah!
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Ugh!
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Where our slogan is...
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"Make mine mutton."
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Yes! Ha ha!
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You're a natural! Ha ha ha!
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Now, let's go over the rules.
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You have rules?
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Of course!
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Gyro rules!
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Gyro rule number one,
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always wear your oven mitts.
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Gyro rule number five, lift
with your legs, not your back.
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Duh, yeah, like that!
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Ha ha!
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Mix the fig smoothies
sundial-wise.
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Not counter-sundial-wise.
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Oh, mutton boy!
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Yes?
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"Yes"? Shouldn't you say, "sir"?
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Yes, "sir."
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Good boy.
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Now, I believe I
would like... Oops!
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Clumsy, clumsy.
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I hope your boss doesn't
get mad and lambaste you.
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Lamb, baste, I made a funny.
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Very funny!
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Oh, that's rich!
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Is something wrong, mutton boy?
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Speak up, now.
Mustn't be sheepish.
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Oh, stop it, sir!
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Aah!
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I can't take this
anymore! I quit!
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- Oh, don't quit.
- That would be bad.
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So much for my
week in the real world.
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Gaul-mart is right over there.
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Beware aisle five.
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The dark specter of death awaits
you in the husky-boys department.
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Have a nice day.
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Hey, Hercules!
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You on a break?
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Yeah, permanently.
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I don't know. Maybe
I shouldn't have quit.
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You'd never just
give up like that.
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You're darn tootin' I would!
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Father!
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You should have ditched that
dead-end job from the get-go.
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No son of mine is
gonna sling mutton.
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It's humiliating.
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I'll see to it you get a job
worthy of your pedigree.
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All righty, we go!
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This emergency meeting
of the Council of the Gods
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will now come to order.
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OK, before we get
to the biz at hand,
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let me lay the minutes of
our last meeting on you.
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Well, Poseidon suggested Zeus
level an earthquake on Macedonia.
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Ha! Nutty Poseidon.
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Cat is too much.
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Zeus promised to
form a committee to...
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All right, Hermes, that's enough.
Let's get down to bronze tacks.
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I called this meeting for
a very important reason,
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Hercules needs a job.
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Darling...
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maybe Hercules should go back
to his assigned job at the Agora.
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Nonsense!
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My son deserves better.
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Look no further!
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Hey, send the little semi-god down my way.
I'm always looking for new working stiffs.
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I am, though.
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Hercules in the underworld?
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Ha! I'd rather see the boy
back in the fast-food joint.
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Ha!
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But it's OK for your
little brother, isn't it?
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Come on! Ha!
Don't be a big baby.
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Ugh! Kidding, I'm just kidding.
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I wouldn't dream of selling your
precious son's chiton in the underworld.
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Got a hot spot reserved
for you, though, you,
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A job for my son.
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Hmm.
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Oh, this is a poser.
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Wait a moment.
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Son... sun!
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Ha!
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Apollo, why don't you let Hercules
drive your sun buggy for a week?
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Hercules drive my solar chariot?
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Ha ha ha! I knew
you'd volunteer.
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But the sun...
He'd love to do it!
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Bro, that is a stroke
of divine inspiration!
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I know I'm inspired.
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What a scheme!
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Hercules is put in
charge of the sun.
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We steal it from the kid, make
him look bad, make Zeus look worse,
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Instigate a little, you
know, no-confidence vote,
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and ba-da bing!
Zeus gets dumped!
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It is brilliant! Is this brilliant?
Come on, it's brilliant.
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Uh, were you talkin' to us?
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Just steal the sun
from Hercules, OK?
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You think you can do that one
little thing for me? Do you? Come on.
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Now, go. Get up in
that sky pronto! Go on!
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Does that mean...
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Yes, you can take
the harpies. Go!
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We're gonna ride the harpies!
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Now be careful. She slips
going into third sometimes.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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If it makes you happy,
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I'll assume full
responsibility for his actions.
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Apollo, sir, I assure you, you
have nothing to worry about.
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Whoa!
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See you later!
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And don't forget to...
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Have a good time.
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Attaboy! Give them heaven, son!
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Ha! "Give them heaven!"
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That's a good one.
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Oh, this working
man's life is stressful.
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Perhaps I shall give it up and
quit like that loser Hercules.
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Whoo-hoo! Adonis!
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How's this for a job?
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Yah-haa! This is great!
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Target acquired and vectored in.
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What's the matter,
Adonis, thrown for a loop?
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Whoa!
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What? Whoa!
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Ha ha! There's our chance!
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Sun, come to papa.
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Take it easy, Herc.
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No harm done. No!
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Aah!
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- Yoo-hoo!
- Yippee!
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Yeah!
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Oh, no!
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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Ugh! Oh! Ugh!
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This has been a very bad...
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day.
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Herc was in some bad shape now.
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Oh, excuse me, ladies.
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Bob here.
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What's the matter with you, Bob?
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Can't you see my girl's waxing
tragic about our Hercules?
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Yes, but what about the rest of
the world? They're suffering, too.
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You mean the whole
world's in a powerful funk,
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and they're all feeling
down in the dumps?
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Well, maybe not in those words.
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Ooh! All right, then!
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It's time for this lady
to sing the blues!
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♪ Since the light went away ♪
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♪ It's like night every day ♪
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♪ All of Athens is
dazed and confused ♪
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♪ The crops and
flowers won't grow ♪
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♪ And the roosters can't crow ♪
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♪ And Phil's got ♪
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♪ The "How am I supposed
to read the news?" blues ♪
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♪ Pillagers storm the Agora ♪
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♪ Villagers scatter
and screech ♪
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♪ They're robbin' them blind ♪
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♪ The whole town's in a bind ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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Everybody was miserable. Mmm.
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Well, not everybody.
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This... is the afterlife.
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Oh, yeah!
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Look at all this stuff!
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I feel like a kid
in a candy store!
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Whoa!
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Oh, look at all.
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There are several stores that
haven't been looted over there.
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You have my gratitude, lassie.
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Perhaps I'll spare
your wee life.
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Thank you. Happy pillaging.
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Come on, lads! If we
break it, we bought it!
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Follow me, boys!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Cassandra, what's going on here?
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- Whoa!
- I'm doing my job...
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And getting to watch
some really neat destruction.
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Oh, no! This is all my fault!
259
00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:59,291
Unhand those
underthings, vandal!
260
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,500
I don't see anything I like.
261
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:07,583
Slay me if you must, but
leave this quality lingerie alone!
262
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,667
Icarus, what are you doing?
263
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:15,166
Ugh! Ugh!
264
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,709
I'm doing my duty as an intern
by completing my assignment
265
00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:19,583
and protecting my
temporary workspace.
266
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:23,333
Plus, I get to touch
all the frilly things!
267
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,333
That's what I should have done.
268
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,500
Touch frilly things?
269
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:28,667
Aaah!
270
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,750
No!
271
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,500
If only I'd stuck with
my job at Gyro Wurld,
272
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,935
I never would have driven
the sun chariot in the first place,
273
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,439
and none of this
would have happened.
274
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:42,625
How should I know where the sun is?
You think I'm omniscient or something?
275
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:44,458
Yes.
276
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,750
Ooh, they've got
you there, big guy.
277
00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:51,333
Look, I'm sure my son has a
good explanation for all this,
278
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,625
if I could only find him.
279
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,333
Tsk. Tsk.
280
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,542
You know, losing one son, I
gotta tell you, it's tragic enough.
281
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:02,000
But to lose two "sons," now
that's some real bad hoodoo.
282
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,208
Heh heh!
283
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:07,125
Hey, you look different.
Did you change your hair or...
284
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,476
You know, and the worst part
is how this makes you look, bro.
285
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,792
I mean, nepotism. You
know, gross negligence.
286
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,709
I don't want to say that
you're falling down on the job,
287
00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:18,792
but, hey, timber!
288
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,750
You know, I
wouldn't be surprised
289
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:26,458
if these guys called
for a no-confidence vote
290
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:30,208
and put some, you know, deserving
god up as a replacement for you.
291
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:33,458
- You know, some guy like, uh...
- A replacement?
292
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,250
- You...
- Thank you!
293
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,208
Yes, thank you! I humbly
accept the nomination.
294
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:42,834
Forget it, Hades. I'm
Zeus, lord of Olympus,
295
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:46,583
and my fellow gods would
never vote to unseat me, right?
296
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,208
Ha, ha.
297
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:53,625
All right, enough chitchat.
Let's rock the vote!
298
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,583
Oh, I blew it.
299
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,375
I'll never be a hero.
300
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:14,834
Oh!
301
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,125
Herc, do you see the light?
302
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,959
Yes, I realize my mistake, OK?
303
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,792
How many times
do I have to say it?
304
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:29,375
No. Do you see the light?
305
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,875
Hey! That's a shaft of light!
306
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,166
The sun must be
in the underworld!
307
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,250
You don't say.
308
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:42,625
Icarus, I am going
to get that sun back
309
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,417
and restore it to the
sky, where it belongs.
310
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,583
And I'm goin' with
you right to the sun!
311
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:52,000
Right to the underworld!
Right to Hades!
312
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,291
What am I saying?
313
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,375
To liberate the sun
from the underworld,
314
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:07,458
Hercules knew he would need
an awesome array of weapons...
315
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,667
and a catchy slogan.
316
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,792
"Make mine mutton."
317
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:22,417
Get your ice-cold fig smoothies!
318
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,208
Ooh! That's refreshing!
319
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:25,667
Hello, there.
320
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,542
Refill?
321
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,875
Oh! Oh, I couldn't.
322
00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:39,125
All things in moderation.
323
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:43,375
Well, uh, maybe one more.
324
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:46,041
OK, top me off.
325
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:50,667
You know, you're lookin' at
two pretty important minions.
326
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,166
You got that right.
327
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,917
You see, at this very moment,
328
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,709
our boss is kicking old
man Zeus off Olympus
329
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:06,625
for letting his lame-o
kid lose the sun. Ha!
330
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,000
Oh, no!
331
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,250
Hey!
332
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,917
Leave that alone!
333
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,500
Who do you think you are anyway?
334
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,709
Hercules!
335
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,875
Oh, curse you and
your infernal disguises.
336
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:34,750
This lame-o is returning
the sun to its rightful place.
337
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:38,083
I think we may have
spoken out of turn.
338
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,750
Come on, Herc. You can do it.
339
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:44,375
Just remember your training.
340
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:47,625
Gyro rule number one,
341
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:52,625
always wear your oven mitts.
342
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:05,375
Lift with your
legs, not your back.
343
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:13,125
I, Hera, even
though I warned him,
344
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:16,250
vote for my husband, Zeus.
345
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:18,375
Yeah, dig it!
346
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,834
OK, she's his wife.
That's a gimme, OK?
347
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,083
But, come on!
348
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,810
None of you other gods are gonna
vote for Johnny Nepotism here, right?
349
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:31,542
I mean, the guy can't
even keep track of the sun.
350
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,166
Now, come on. Who's with me?
351
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:37,000
I, Hephaestus, God of the Forge,
352
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,583
must regretfully vote for Hades.
353
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,375
Yeah, Hephaestus!
354
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,834
Excuse me, "regretfully"?
355
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,083
Must get sun...
356
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,750
back in... sky.
357
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,750
We have a tie!
358
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:59,875
It's any god's game now.
Oh, but wait, who decides?
359
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,583
Hey, the deciding vote.
Why it's... Let's see. Let's see.
360
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,500
It is, it is, it's Apollo!
361
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,250
God of the...
362
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:09,041
Blank.
363
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,667
Well, Mr. "Please don't
take my sunshine away,"
364
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,166
I guess we know who you
are voting for, don't we, babe?
365
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,333
I don't know.
366
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,500
What? I need a
little time to think.
367
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,500
How could you? What
is it you want, huh?
368
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:26,250
Vote for me, and I tell you what,
I'll make you the god of anything.
369
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,166
God of war, huh?
370
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,667
You like that? You got it.
371
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,166
You lookin' for a little piece
of the love-god action thing?
372
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,125
Boom. Done. You're a love god.
373
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,458
But take your time.
Go ahead. I got all night.
374
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,917
Come on! Vote already!
375
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,500
Hercules!
376
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,250
Oh! Ugh!
377
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,208
Herc, you got to
get out of there!
378
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,792
You can't have more
than ten seconds
379
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:59,458
before the whole thing
blows sky high, baby!
380
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:00,959
That's what I'm counting on!
381
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:05,542
OK, I'm gonna give
you, what, 10 seconds,
382
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,125
and then you got to vote.
383
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:13,542
You got to vote!
OK, 10... 9... Eight,
384
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,583
seven... six... Five...
385
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:21,792
four, three... Two, one.
386
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:33,917
I, Apollo, must
regretfully cast my vote...
387
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,417
Again with the "regretfully."
am I that bad of a guy?
388
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,375
For the new lord of Olympus...
389
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,375
Whoa!
390
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:56,959
Ugh!
391
00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:00,041
Father, I'm sorry I,
392
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,917
No need to explain, son.
393
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,458
Go on.
394
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:09,125
Uh, I'm sorry I
got you into this,
395
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:10,959
and I'm proud of you.
396
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,291
Proud? Proud of him?
397
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:17,458
You hear that? What? He's
proud of his little sun-loser!
398
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,834
I demand that you
name me lord of...
399
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,125
Your morbidness!
400
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:23,583
Sir!
401
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,542
Hercules stole back the sun!
402
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,709
Yeah, but...
403
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,375
Well, no harm, no foul, right?
404
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,667
But wasn't this an interesting
experiment in democracy?
405
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,041
Really, folks, huh?
406
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,500
Zeus, come on, babe.
407
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,625
No, don't do anything rash,
408
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:45,250
'cause I'm, I'm your baby
brother. I'm your little kid brother.
409
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,083
Remember those
games we used to play?
410
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,834
How about this one? "Run
away as fast as you can."
411
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,250
And, so, with the sun
restored to the firmament,
412
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,375
life returned to normal.
413
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,625
As word of Hercules'
deeds spread,
414
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:07,625
the grateful people of Athens
found inspiration in him.
415
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,542
For they knew that if the forces
of darkness ever threatened again,
416
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:16,166
they need only remember
these heroic words...
417
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,583
Make mine mutton!
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