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โช โช
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(Phone Vibrating)
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(Phone Ringing)
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Hello?
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Why don't you just tell
me what's happened?
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Oh, Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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I don't know.
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(wailing)
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(Princess Susannah)
Don't kill me.
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Please don't kill me.
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(man)
Read the statement.
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Yes. All right.
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On this screen?
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(man) That is correct.
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I am Susannah,
Duchess of Beaumont.
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Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.
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I am in a place
you cannot find,
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held by one you will not trace.
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Prime Minister
Michael Callow,
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Prime Minister Michael
Callow, my...my life...
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my life depends on you.
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If you do not do
precisely as instructed...
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...by four pm this
afternoon, I will be......
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...I will be executed.
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What are you doing?
Keep it going.
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Prime Minister,
at this point I think it's
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important to say that we
are 100% certain that this
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is indeed Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
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shortly after midnight,
returning from the wedding
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of a college
friend of hers.
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She'd insisted
on going.
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But you had
security on her?
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Two PPOs,
still unconscious,
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heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture
wound,
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no sign of struggle.
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What do they want?
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Money?
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Release of Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced
both the video and the
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demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next.
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It concerns
you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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(Princess Susannah)
There is only one demand,
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and it is a simple one.
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At four pm this afternoon,
Prime Minister Michael Callow
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must appear on live
British television
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on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and...no...
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(sobbing)
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... on all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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I don't understand!
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(Julian) The video ends
with a series of technical
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specifications
for the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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This is a joke? Right?
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Ha-ha, Mike. Ho-ho.
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to
have sex with a pig.
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Live, on television
this afternoon.
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But what...
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Who?
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We're checking with
our embedded operatives,
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compiling a list
of suspects as we speak.
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Meanwhile, the
demand has been made,
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and there's not long to
formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig.
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Page one,
that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established
a dialogue with this...
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We can't, there's
no e-mail address,
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no codeword, no
channels for negotiation.
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Okay, so we'll focus
on finding Susannah.
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Hmm? We get her back.
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And however it's done,
I don't care.
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We stop this now.
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I assure you, everyone's
working towards this.
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Yes...no, not everyone,
a dedicated core team,
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this can't go wide,
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and keep it so far
from the press
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it's on the other
side of Jupiter.
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This only
exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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Well if there are hacks
sniffing around,
shut them down.
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Bright red D notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla
injunction
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with ten-inch
Whitehall fangs.
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an encrypted
IP over an hour ago.
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Well get it off there!
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We did, after nine
minutes,
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but that was long enough
for it to be downloaded,
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duplicated and spread.
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Spread?
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How many people
have seen this?
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We take down one, six clones
immediately pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000, that's
our current estimate.
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The news rooms
have got it.
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They're running
this on air?
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No, no, we put a type
5D notice out immediately.
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And they're complying.
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For now, it's
trending on Twitter.
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Oh for...
fucking Internet.
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So what now?
What's the play book?
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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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(woman) Princess Susannah's
been kidnapped.
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You scared the
shit out of me.
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And there's a
YouTube of it...
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Oh, go to work.
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(Princess Susannah)
...and have full unsimulated
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sexual intercourse
with a pig...
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No way. It's a piss take,
man, look at it!
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I don't understand!
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Why's it not on the news.
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(woman) ...Carlton Bloom's
controversial agitation
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exhibition at the Tate Modern
closes three weeks ahead of
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schedule amid criticism...
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So how do we even describe it?
"An indecent act."
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Everyone's seen the video.
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They already know
the full details.
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If we mention
bestiality pre-watershed,
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Ofcom would be
seriously pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom.
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We're still
observing the D notice.
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But surely we're
going to do something...
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We're honouring
the D notice.
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The voluntary D notice.
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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture,
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but we are making it,
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a woman's life is at stake here,
we follow procedure.
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My time line consists
100 per cent of viewers asking
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why we're not
covering it.
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How do I reply?
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You don't.
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That is
totally backwards.
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No-one else has broken rank,
not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
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I hear Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive.
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(Laughter)
That may be, but...
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(woman) It's like
9/11's happening
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and we're broadcasting
sandwich recipes.
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Martin We're not a chat room.
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It's on CNN. And Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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Yeah, all right.
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Oh, God, this planet.
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Okay, Sarah, cover the snatch
itself, Damon public reaction,
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Mira, the royal angle, upcoming
marriage etc.
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Simon, set tone with standards
and practices.
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we need to explain
this without viewers
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sicking up
their Weetabix.
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Lorcan, the Internet aspect, new
paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring,
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all that bibble.
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Dan, all graphics run past me,
keep it functional,
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no pepper pigs.
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Malaika, update the
Princess obit VT.
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The obit VT?
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Hm, first an awkward phone call,
the least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D notice on it.
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(Martin) It's gone global, Tom.
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Don't.
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(Martin) I can't do anything...
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- I'm begging you.
- You're begging me?
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Don't run it, Martin.
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Look I'm sorry,
I can't help you.
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You know how much help
you're getting from here on in?
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Multiplying nothing by shit
all, UKN is dead to us.
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Shove it up your ass,
you fucking...
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Interesting?
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A man.
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A man?
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A man.
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Tom. So you're
across it,
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I'm exploring contingency plans.
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I briefed Callett.
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Ah, Mr Callett,
Noel from Blue Eye.
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Noel won an Emmy
for his effects work
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on that HBO moon
Western thing.
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Sea of Tranquillity.
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Yeah, yeah, you
won't find better.
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Can you map a head
onto a different body, live?
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It depends if
your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies
a single hand held camera
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in a constant roving motion.
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Hm, yeah, Gonzo style,
he knows his shit.
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That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted
in four." What does...
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Just focus on the visuals,
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different face mapped
onto a live performer.
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According to
those stipulations.
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Fringe is a possibility...
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Deadline's at four, we need
to know if it's workable by two.
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our Embeds have ruled
out the major players.
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It's not AQ, not IRA, this
is what's left,
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radicals, hate groups,
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people who threaten yourself
or the royals.
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They're being pulled in
even as we speak.
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And more than
questioning I hope.
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Somebody knows something.
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(news reader) If we all
do it more
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then there'll be less waste
overall
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lying around whenever
the bin men...
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Is it still
not on the telly?
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Nothing,
must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out.
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Oh! Heads up.
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Some major breaking
news here now on UKN,
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in the last few minutes
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it's been confirmed that
Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont,
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has been kidnapped.
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A video uploaded anonymously
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to the Internet, appears
to depict the princess
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pleading for her life.
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The video also contains
a bizarre ransom demand
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of a personal nature
involving the Prime Minister.
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This is followed by a
detailed list of instructions
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relating to the
enactment of this demand.
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As police round up
potential suspects...
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Good morning.
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...this UKN news viewer video
shows armed officers
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raiding an address in Bradford,
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a man thought to be connected
with a religious pressure group
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can be seen being
dragged to a waiting van.
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Details regarding the...
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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Fuck's sake, man.
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Just saying.
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They'll be asking for
a million quid or something.
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They want him to do it
with a pig.
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Telegraph has the whole video
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and an interactive time line,
Tonilee Stark,
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brief mention of
the ransom being a sex act,
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nothing too gross.
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The Sun runs with "Taken,
Big Brother Susannah" the...
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Of course I still want
that drink.
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(Malaika) Well then
give me something.
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It's not...
that won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink, very
friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time.
258
00:13:04,301 --> 00:13:05,941
(disconnects)
259
00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:16,301
(photo click)
260
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,301
The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog,
261
00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:22,381
and a short think piece on the
historical symbolism of the pig.
262
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,341
(phone beep)
263
00:13:24,461 --> 00:13:26,781
(Newsreader) ...4pm deadline
now only five hours away,
264
00:13:26,901 --> 00:13:30,941
UKN's Damon Brown analyses the
public reaction to the crisis.
265
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,621
(Damon) It's a day
like no other.
266
00:13:32,741 --> 00:13:34,381
The kidnapped video has now
been watched
267
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:35,981
by over 18 million
people.
268
00:13:36,101 --> 00:13:37,981
The social networking sites
are abuzz
269
00:13:38,101 --> 00:13:39,861
with an estimated
10,000 tweets per minute.
270
00:13:39,981 --> 00:13:41,741
So while we wait
for Downing Street
271
00:13:41,861 --> 00:13:43,581
to make a formal response,
272
00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:46,181
there's no doubt that the
nation is voicing its opinion.
273
00:13:46,301 --> 00:13:48,221
I don't think
anyone should concede to
274
00:13:48,341 --> 00:13:50,901
any sort of humiliation
under that kind of threat.
275
00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:53,101
I couldn't bare to
see that and watch that.
276
00:13:53,221 --> 00:13:54,781
I won't personally be
tuning in,
277
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,461
I mean just thinking
about it, it's horrible.
278
00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:57,981
(woman) That's disgusting,
279
00:13:58,101 --> 00:13:59,501
it is disgusting
if you think about it.
280
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,141
(man) It's going to be
disgusting,
281
00:14:01,261 --> 00:14:02,981
but after that,
he's going to be a hero.
282
00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:05,021
(woman) People abroad
will look at him
283
00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:06,861
like he is totally insane, and
maybe take his position away.
284
00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:09,781
(woman) It would be absolutely
hilarious to see that on TV.
285
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,661
(man) Nothing too abnormal
for Prime Ministers and MPs,
286
00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:14,181
they're all deviant,
sexual deviants,
287
00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,101
all MPs and
Prime Ministers.
288
00:14:19,181 --> 00:14:23,181
We've been squeezing hard,
but still nothing concrete.
289
00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:26,061
It is my house,
you cannot stop me
290
00:14:26,181 --> 00:14:27,301
while you're standing
in my doorway.
291
00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:29,581
You are touching my
door handle.
292
00:14:32,661 --> 00:14:34,581
Can I have a word?
293
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:39,981
It won't come to that.
294
00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:41,781
And if they don't find her?
295
00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:44,501
Mi5 have got a name. They're
surrounding the place now.
296
00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:45,621
Where?
297
00:14:45,741 --> 00:14:46,781
What?
298
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:47,861
Where's the place?
299
00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:49,661
- Truro.
- Why are you lying?
300
00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:50,741
What?
301
00:14:50,861 --> 00:14:54,861
You're lying.
Truro? Jesus.
302
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,421
I don't want
you worrying.
303
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,061
You never patronise
me, don't start now.
304
00:14:58,181 --> 00:14:59,981
Whoever this is,
is insane.
305
00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:01,501
And has a Princess.
306
00:15:01,621 --> 00:15:03,061
Who'll get through this.
307
00:15:03,181 --> 00:15:05,621
Not just any princess,
The Princess, Princess bloody
308
00:15:05,741 --> 00:15:09,621
Facebook, bloody eco-conscious,
national sweetheart.
309
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:13,101
I won't have
to do anything.
310
00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:14,741
Everyone's
laughing at us.
311
00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:15,861
You don't know that.
312
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,261
I know people.
313
00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:20,101
We love humiliation,
we can't not laugh.
314
00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:21,541
Nothing is
going to happen.
315
00:15:21,661 --> 00:15:24,581
It's already
happening in their heads.
316
00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:27,101
In their heads,
that's what you're doing,
317
00:15:27,221 --> 00:15:29,981
what my husband is doing.
318
00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:31,981
Just...
319
00:15:33,741 --> 00:15:35,621
Please?
320
00:15:35,741 --> 00:15:37,701
Jane.
321
00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:42,821
I love you.
322
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:43,901
(Knock At Door)
323
00:15:44,021 --> 00:15:45,541
What?
324
00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:47,381
The palace on the phone, sir.
325
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,501
Get Alex to stall
them for a minute.
326
00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:52,421
She's already been speaking
to her for ten minutes.
327
00:15:52,981 --> 00:15:54,261
Her?
328
00:15:54,381 --> 00:15:56,461
It's the queen herself.
329
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,741
Go on.
330
00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:11,781
As the four pm deadline draws
nearer and the world holds
331
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:14,021
its breath waiting to discover
whether Princess Susannah...
332
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,581
Would they
use a female pig?
333
00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:16,981
It's on the list.
334
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,541
They list the rules
at the end of the video,
335
00:16:18,661 --> 00:16:20,581
it specifies camera
angles and things.
336
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:21,661
Like Dogme 95.
337
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,301
It's not like Dogme 95.
338
00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:24,301
Exactly like it.
339
00:16:24,421 --> 00:16:25,541
What's Dogme 95?
340
00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:27,181
Cinematic movement.
341
00:16:27,301 --> 00:16:28,301
Lars Von Trier.
342
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,021
Oh.
343
00:16:30,141 --> 00:16:32,061
List of rules for the
director, no background music,
344
00:16:32,181 --> 00:16:34,981
only natural light and so on.
For authenticity.
345
00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:38,461
Same as these rules, so
they can't cheat it,
346
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,221
intercut another guy's
arse pumping away.
347
00:16:40,341 --> 00:16:43,301
I mean I can't think
of anything remotely like this.
348
00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,421
it's an entirely new
form of terrorism,
349
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:46,941
the point of which...
350
00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:48,581
If it's terrorism,
it's not Islamist in nature
351
00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:50,461
to request a pig.
It's specifically abhorrent...
352
00:16:50,581 --> 00:16:52,461
Well that's exactly the
point, to make love to a pig.
353
00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:55,501
Make love?
354
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:56,941
Steer them away from
the grisly details.
355
00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:58,741
But we can't
discount anything...
356
00:16:58,861 --> 00:17:01,261
Let's not dwell on
any of the details.
357
00:17:01,381 --> 00:17:03,581
this is already a huge national
talking point.
358
00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:07,821
isn't this precisely what
whoever is behind this
359
00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:09,141
is looking for?
360
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,061
(Alex) How's her
majesty taking it?
361
00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:14,181
I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back.
362
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,341
That's what she said.
363
00:17:15,461 --> 00:17:17,101
And we are.
364
00:17:17,221 --> 00:17:19,861
It wasn't a collective you,
it was a singular you, i.e. me.
365
00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:21,341
Sir, we may have something.
366
00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:23,701
Jamie's been
tracing the video's origin.
367
00:17:23,821 --> 00:17:25,101
I thought it was untraceable.
368
00:17:25,221 --> 00:17:27,901
Technically yes,
but so I thought,
369
00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:29,461
work with what we
do know, and that video?
370
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:33,821
Okay, before YouTube
compression it was 57.3 meg...
371
00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:35,621
...algorithm, boring.
372
00:17:35,741 --> 00:17:39,101
Anyway, we also know
it was uploaded at 3:16am,
373
00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:41,941
so I ran a nationwide
trace back on uninterrupted
374
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,541
one way uploads at precisely
57.3 meg in the minutes
375
00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:47,021
leading up to 3:16,
376
00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:49,621
and the closest I can get
is a post code.
377
00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:52,141
But it came
from somewhere in there.
378
00:17:53,301 --> 00:17:54,821
Looks like a campus.
379
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,061
(Jamie) Yep, closed 2010
and it's been empty since.
380
00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:00,381
And the latest i-sat
on this image on this area?
381
00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:03,581
(Jamie) Three am flyover
shot from last night.
382
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:07,901
Looks like
it had lights on.
383
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,781
We've got him.
384
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,621
We've got him.
385
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,061
Alert the local
team, we'll head out now,
386
00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:15,621
full squad, I'll man it.
387
00:18:15,741 --> 00:18:19,141
With helmet cam relay.
We can watch the operation.
388
00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:21,141
Press office, okay Tom?
389
00:18:26,461 --> 00:18:27,861
Yes!
390
00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:31,061
Right, confident?
391
00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:32,501
It's a bit of a kick
bollocks scramble
392
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:34,101
but with finessing,
it should be okay.
393
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:37,421
Well, finesse quickly,
our performer's on his way.
394
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,941
It's a new one for me,
obviously, because it's illegal.
395
00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:48,581
I wouldn't
normally, you know.
396
00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:49,781
Have you seen any of my films?
397
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,421
No.
398
00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,821
Well I'm pretty trad, bish,
bash, bosh, in and out.
399
00:18:53,941 --> 00:18:56,421
Yep, well what'd I put
on the invoice?
400
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:57,661
That's what I'm wondering?
401
00:18:57,781 --> 00:18:58,821
There won't be
any invoicing.
402
00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:00,101
Oi, oi, Rod.
403
00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:02,701
Oi, oi. Saveloy...
all right...
404
00:19:04,221 --> 00:19:06,061
You need to prep two statements
on the rescue operation,
405
00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:08,181
good outcome,
bad outcome.
406
00:19:08,301 --> 00:19:09,541
The rescue operation?
407
00:19:09,661 --> 00:19:11,581
The goon squad's heading
for some postcode
408
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:12,901
in Buckinghamshire.
409
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,061
HP8 4TD,
it's a college or something.
410
00:19:15,181 --> 00:19:16,741
They should be there by now.
411
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,461
(keypad beeping)
412
00:19:18,581 --> 00:19:21,381
(cell beep)
413
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:33,701
(zipper,
camera click)
414
00:19:33,821 --> 00:19:36,341
(cell beep)
415
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,541
Yeah, reduce the luminance
of the chroma key...
416
00:19:43,661 --> 00:19:46,061
Agent Callett,
this is Mr. Flynn.
417
00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:48,181
Aka Rod Senseless.
418
00:19:48,301 --> 00:19:50,341
Stage name.
419
00:19:52,301 --> 00:19:54,781
Yeah, well.
420
00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,061
You need to get into this.
421
00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:57,821
Is there a dressing
room I can use?
422
00:19:57,941 --> 00:19:59,261
No.
423
00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:00,981
Where's my co-star?
424
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:03,741
It'd be rude not to give her
a bit of a kiss beforehand.
425
00:20:03,861 --> 00:20:06,741
Outside, in the truck.
426
00:20:06,861 --> 00:20:09,101
Full of joie de vivre,
isn't he?
427
00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:14,101
You also need to wear this.
428
00:20:14,221 --> 00:20:15,981
On your head.
429
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:25,901
(Walker) Board's been prized
away, that's where they got in.
430
00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:27,261
Okay.
431
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,461
Target identified.
432
00:20:29,581 --> 00:20:31,101
- Commissioner.
- Thank you.
433
00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:32,461
Saw Team Red, it's probably
a possible entry point.
434
00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:34,301
Any orders, boss?
435
00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,541
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions
before you proceed.
436
00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:38,941
(newsreader) With the 4pm
deadline only three hours away,
437
00:20:39,061 --> 00:20:41,221
time is running out
for the prime minister.
438
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,381
So how did the kidnapper
get close to the princess
439
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:47,461
who was making an unscheduled
visit to her friend's wedding?
440
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:52,261
Have they gone in yet?
441
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:55,901
Do you think
I'd be here if they had?
442
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,901
I've got statements
for either outcome.
443
00:21:01,781 --> 00:21:03,741
Listen, the coverage
is very sympathetic.
444
00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:04,821
I can't think
about coverage now.
445
00:21:04,941 --> 00:21:06,221
No, of course.
446
00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:14,421
But it's onside?
447
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,861
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
448
00:21:15,981 --> 00:21:18,221
Every poll indicates
public understanding.
449
00:21:18,341 --> 00:21:19,661
disgust with the captor,
450
00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:22,221
outraged at the whole
thing, but not at you.
451
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,301
The fact is,
if Walker's team fuck up,
452
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:29,461
I'm not saying they will,
but if they do,
453
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:33,861
the public anticipates
non-compliance.
454
00:21:33,981 --> 00:21:36,861
There'll be squawks
from the usuals,
455
00:21:36,981 --> 00:21:42,101
but it's not England expects.
456
00:21:46,381 --> 00:21:50,501
If he kills her, there's
no blood on your hands.
457
00:21:50,621 --> 00:21:53,141
Bottom line.
458
00:21:55,701 --> 00:21:58,421
With just hours to go
before the deadline,
459
00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,661
time is running out
for the security services.
460
00:22:00,781 --> 00:22:03,221
Joining us is actress
Lydia Galway, who attended...
461
00:22:03,341 --> 00:22:05,261
(Martin) Thought this story
was coming from IB7.
462
00:22:05,381 --> 00:22:08,381
(woman) It is, but we trimmed
the edit so it's coming direct.
463
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:12,341
Where do I know
Twinkle Toes from?
464
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:15,261
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
465
00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:17,341
This came for you,
left at reception.
466
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,501
Thanks, Jack.
467
00:22:18,621 --> 00:22:20,461
Courier dropped it off.
468
00:22:20,581 --> 00:22:24,101
(woman) 20 seconds
on the end, thanks.
469
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,941
Plug this in.
470
00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:30,461
- Oh, Jesus!
- (gasps all around)
471
00:22:30,581 --> 00:22:31,661
Shit.
472
00:22:31,781 --> 00:22:33,021
Jesus.
473
00:22:34,301 --> 00:22:35,701
Jack, call the police.
474
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,381
- (Jack) What me?
- (Martin) Please take it.
475
00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:38,741
(woman) Get someone
to shoot that first.
476
00:22:38,861 --> 00:22:42,261
(Martin) What the fuck is this?
477
00:22:42,381 --> 00:22:44,581
(woman) "I gave you rules,
I said no cheating."
478
00:22:50,581 --> 00:22:51,981
(Susanna screams)
479
00:22:52,101 --> 00:22:55,181
(Martin) Ooh, urgh.
480
00:22:55,301 --> 00:22:58,621
Some more breaking news
now, and a severed finger
481
00:22:58,741 --> 00:23:01,181
thought to belong to
Princess Susannah,
482
00:23:01,301 --> 00:23:03,501
has been delivered to UKN,
483
00:23:03,621 --> 00:23:06,381
along with a video, apparently
showing the kidnapper
484
00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:08,941
removing it from the Princess.
485
00:23:09,061 --> 00:23:12,821
UKN News has passed all
material to Scotland Yard.
486
00:23:12,941 --> 00:23:15,541
Fucking hell.
487
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:17,061
Oh, God, I can't watch this.
488
00:23:17,181 --> 00:23:18,981
He's got to do what they want.
489
00:23:19,101 --> 00:23:20,861
Yes, he fucking has.
490
00:23:20,981 --> 00:23:22,741
(newsreader) ...accompanied by
a memory stick which contained
491
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,141
a statement accusing Downing
Street of attempting to break
492
00:23:25,261 --> 00:23:27,501
rules laid down in
the demands.
493
00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:29,221
Well, this grim development
494
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,821
comes just hours before the
4pm deadline out...
495
00:23:31,941 --> 00:23:34,141
(mutes TV)
496
00:23:35,621 --> 00:23:37,581
Jesus.
497
00:23:42,381 --> 00:23:43,741
Unless I'm mistaken,
498
00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:46,581
our mystery man specified no
visual trickery
499
00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,581
in his original demand
didn't he?
500
00:23:49,421 --> 00:23:50,421
I considered it nec...
501
00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:52,061
Considered it necessary.
502
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,461
- ...to devise...
- Fucking hell!
503
00:23:58,181 --> 00:24:00,221
Oi!
504
00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:02,141
- Mike?
- Don't.
505
00:24:02,261 --> 00:24:03,821
It's nor...
506
00:24:03,941 --> 00:24:08,461
One word and I swear I
will fucking...I'll get...
507
00:24:18,741 --> 00:24:21,181
What did you do, Alex?
508
00:24:21,301 --> 00:24:23,461
I had a back up plan.
509
00:24:23,581 --> 00:24:25,861
Man prepared to do it,
and an FX company
510
00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:28,501
that'd paint your head
onto his shoulders.
511
00:24:28,621 --> 00:24:30,021
And you actually
thought that would work?
512
00:24:30,141 --> 00:24:31,461
I believed it worth considering.
513
00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:33,821
Then you're a stupid bitch.
514
00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:35,661
With your interests at heart.
515
00:24:35,781 --> 00:24:37,261
Who knew about this?
516
00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:41,301
A select few, it seems some
idiot at the studios
517
00:24:41,421 --> 00:24:44,581
recognised our designated
performer, tweeted a photo,
518
00:24:44,701 --> 00:24:47,341
and the online hive mind
did the maths.
519
00:24:47,461 --> 00:24:49,221
It's not playing well.
520
00:24:50,061 --> 00:24:51,701
With who?
521
00:24:52,861 --> 00:24:55,221
With er...with anyone.
522
00:24:55,341 --> 00:24:56,901
(man) A few hours ago,
523
00:24:57,021 --> 00:24:58,661
public opinion was behind
Prime Minister Callow
524
00:24:58,781 --> 00:25:01,461
with only 28 percent
of the public believing
525
00:25:01,581 --> 00:25:04,901
he should fulfil the
bizarre and illegal request.
526
00:25:05,021 --> 00:25:06,901
But in the wake of these images
527
00:25:07,021 --> 00:25:10,101
and with the delivery of the
Princess's severed finger
to UKN,
528
00:25:10,221 --> 00:25:11,701
the mood is shifting.
529
00:25:11,821 --> 00:25:13,141
(woman) It'll be humiliating,
530
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:14,981
but nothing compared
to her suffering.
531
00:25:15,101 --> 00:25:16,661
(man) With the appearance
of the finger,
532
00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:18,301
he's just got to do it.
533
00:25:18,421 --> 00:25:20,381
(man 2) He has to do it,
what's the alternative?
534
00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,061
(man 3) We can easily
get another Prime Minister,
535
00:25:22,181 --> 00:25:23,581
but we can't live
without a princess.
536
00:25:23,701 --> 00:25:25,221
Of course he
should do it.
537
00:25:25,341 --> 00:25:26,861
Well, if he doesn't
get her released,
538
00:25:26,981 --> 00:25:28,501
you know, he's finished
isn't he?
539
00:25:28,621 --> 00:25:30,821
(reporter) Online polls
suggest that 86 percent
540
00:25:30,941 --> 00:25:34,061
of voters now believe
the demand should be met.
541
00:25:34,181 --> 00:25:37,301
Damon Brown, UK.
542
00:25:39,461 --> 00:25:41,181
When are Walker's team
hitting the college.
543
00:25:41,301 --> 00:25:42,781
They need time to assess...
544
00:25:42,901 --> 00:25:44,461
It's almost half two,
no more pissing around.
545
00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:45,981
Julia's advising against it.
546
00:25:46,101 --> 00:25:48,381
And I'm advising
for, they go in now.
547
00:25:48,501 --> 00:25:49,821
They go in now.
548
00:25:49,941 --> 00:25:52,141
โช โช
549
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:04,461
(dials phone)
550
00:26:05,101 --> 00:26:07,181
(phone rings)
551
00:26:07,301 --> 00:26:09,021
Where's my obit VT?
552
00:26:09,141 --> 00:26:11,461
What would you say if I told
you I was standing near the
553
00:26:11,581 --> 00:26:13,221
building where
Susannah's being held.
554
00:26:13,341 --> 00:26:14,661
I'd say bullshit.
555
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:17,101
Then you'd be wrong.
556
00:26:18,261 --> 00:26:19,501
Have you got
a crew with you?
557
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,901
No, I'm not stupid.
558
00:26:22,021 --> 00:26:25,341
Malaika? Hello?
559
00:26:25,901 --> 00:26:29,301
โช โช
560
00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:41,381
(Malaika) Are you getting this?
561
00:26:41,501 --> 00:26:42,781
Yeah, we are.
562
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,741
Stay back, don't put
yourself in any danger.
563
00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:52,581
(Malaika) Still getting this?
564
00:26:52,701 --> 00:26:55,821
Yeah, yeah, we are, just
stay safe Malaika, be careful.
565
00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:14,901
If this doesn't work...
566
00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:16,581
We need to...
567
00:27:32,581 --> 00:27:33,901
God.
568
00:27:40,621 --> 00:27:42,101
(Shouting)
569
00:27:42,221 --> 00:27:43,781
(Soldier)
Lie down on the floor.
570
00:27:43,901 --> 00:27:45,861
โช โช
571
00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:49,101
Go!
572
00:27:49,221 --> 00:27:51,381
Stand where you are!
573
00:27:54,301 --> 00:27:55,741
Fuck.
574
00:28:02,141 --> 00:28:04,941
It's a decoy, they must have
bounced the upload from here
575
00:28:05,061 --> 00:28:08,981
with the proxy. They could
be anywhere. I'm sorry.
576
00:28:09,101 --> 00:28:10,221
(Martin) Oh, Jesus.
577
00:28:10,341 --> 00:28:11,901
They're
looking right at her.
578
00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:13,381
No, they can't see her,
there's this screen here.
579
00:28:13,501 --> 00:28:14,621
(woman) Malaika,
make sure they can't...
580
00:28:14,741 --> 00:28:19,941
Lay down!
(Shouting)
581
00:28:20,061 --> 00:28:21,701
Run, Malaika, run!
582
00:28:25,061 --> 00:28:27,421
(Martin) Get out
of there, come on!
583
00:28:29,301 --> 00:28:30,701
(soldier) Stay where you are!
584
00:28:30,821 --> 00:28:33,021
(shouting)
585
00:28:35,341 --> 00:28:36,861
(Gunfire)
586
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,501
Is it him?
Have we got him?
587
00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:42,461
Jack!
Where the fuck is Jack?
588
00:28:44,381 --> 00:28:46,301
(Malaika groaning)
589
00:28:46,421 --> 00:28:49,421
(Soldier) Down, down.
590
00:28:52,661 --> 00:28:57,101
UKN, that's Malaika something
or other, she's from UKN.
591
00:28:57,221 --> 00:28:59,261
- You're press?
- Yes.
592
00:28:59,381 --> 00:29:00,301
(gun shot)
593
00:29:00,421 --> 00:29:01,461
Ah...ah...
594
00:29:01,581 --> 00:29:03,501
There goes your RTS award.
595
00:29:03,621 --> 00:29:04,541
There must be something.
596
00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:05,901
There's nothing there, Mike.
597
00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:07,101
There'll be a clue,
some evidence.
598
00:29:07,221 --> 00:29:08,541
We've done all we can.
599
00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:10,341
You sent in a strike
team to rescue a manikin.
600
00:29:10,461 --> 00:29:11,301
I'm sorry, Michael.
601
00:29:11,421 --> 00:29:12,821
Oh, fuck off, Julian.
602
00:29:12,941 --> 00:29:13,941
Michael, it's twenty past
three, we're out of time.
603
00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:16,341
We're not out of time.
604
00:29:16,461 --> 00:29:18,621
We're not out of time.
605
00:29:21,941 --> 00:29:23,421
Oh...
606
00:29:35,061 --> 00:29:35,941
It's not going to happen.
607
00:29:36,061 --> 00:29:36,941
To the public...
608
00:29:37,061 --> 00:29:38,501
Fuck the public.
609
00:29:38,621 --> 00:29:40,301
To the public this would
be one man of, to be blunt,
610
00:29:40,421 --> 00:29:43,341
questionable popularity,
putting personal embarrassment
611
00:29:43,461 --> 00:29:44,541
over the life of a young girl.
612
00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:45,861
He won't even
release her anyway,
613
00:29:45,981 --> 00:29:47,541
she's probably already dead.
614
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,221
And if she isn't he'll kill
her and upload the video.
615
00:29:50,341 --> 00:29:54,621
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
616
00:29:54,741 --> 00:29:57,341
The mood will border on
insurrection,
617
00:29:57,461 --> 00:29:59,741
and you will be destroyed,
I guarantee you.
618
00:29:59,861 --> 00:30:02,621
Utterly destroyed.
619
00:30:04,181 --> 00:30:06,741
The polling
bears that out.
620
00:30:06,861 --> 00:30:10,861
You won't just be a
disgraced politician,
621
00:30:10,981 --> 00:30:13,621
you'll be a despised individual.
622
00:30:13,741 --> 00:30:18,981
The public, the Palace, and the
party insist on compliance.
623
00:30:19,101 --> 00:30:20,381
Fuck the party.
624
00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:23,501
Refuse, and I've been
advised that we cannot
625
00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:27,381
guarantee your physical safety.
626
00:30:27,501 --> 00:30:29,661
Or that of your family.
627
00:30:41,581 --> 00:30:42,861
But...
628
00:30:42,981 --> 00:30:44,901
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
629
00:30:46,741 --> 00:30:47,981
I can't.
630
00:30:48,101 --> 00:30:51,101
I'm sorry Michael,
it's out of your hands.
631
00:30:57,661 --> 00:31:01,101
Let's take you live now to
the scene in Central London.
632
00:31:01,221 --> 00:31:05,061
As we see, the Prime Minister's
car travelling across London...
633
00:31:05,181 --> 00:31:06,421
He's going to do it.
634
00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:08,701
The world's bloody broken.
635
00:31:08,821 --> 00:31:13,101
...now appears to be heading
west to Bankside Studios.
636
00:31:13,221 --> 00:31:15,901
(dials phone)
637
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:23,541
(phone rings)
638
00:31:31,061 --> 00:31:33,501
(hangs up)
639
00:31:45,981 --> 00:31:47,581
(Alex)
We've ratified the law,
640
00:31:47,701 --> 00:31:49,901
after midnight it'll be a
criminal offence
641
00:31:50,021 --> 00:31:53,181
to store any recording
or still images of the event.
642
00:31:57,301 --> 00:31:59,301
They're doing an announcement
beforehand
643
00:31:59,421 --> 00:32:00,901
to warn people off
even watching,
644
00:32:01,021 --> 00:32:05,341
some sort of sonic tone
that causes nausea.
645
00:32:05,461 --> 00:32:08,021
(newsreader) Of course, this
comes at a time when opinion
646
00:32:08,141 --> 00:32:10,621
has very much hardened...
647
00:32:13,901 --> 00:32:15,861
(newsreader) As the 4pm
deadline approaches,
648
00:32:15,981 --> 00:32:17,701
the whole nation is at a
standstill
649
00:32:17,821 --> 00:32:20,621
watching this extraordinary
situation play out.
650
00:32:20,741 --> 00:32:22,101
And just to remind you,
651
00:32:22,221 --> 00:32:25,101
this is now a story
of global significance.
652
00:32:25,221 --> 00:32:29,101
(Tom) "Michael Callow has
displayed incredible bravery
653
00:32:29,221 --> 00:32:31,861
in what was literally a matter
of life or death."
654
00:32:31,981 --> 00:32:33,421
That's how it opens,
655
00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:37,101
and then I think we
should move onto...okay, yep.
656
00:32:38,941 --> 00:32:40,221
(Alex) Everything prepared?
657
00:32:40,341 --> 00:32:41,661
(Mr Callett) Yes, ma'am.
658
00:32:41,781 --> 00:32:45,101
- It's sedated?
- Injection, it's docile.
659
00:32:52,461 --> 00:32:55,221
(Alex) It's time to go in now.
660
00:33:00,701 --> 00:33:03,301
...an unprecedented nature.
661
00:33:03,421 --> 00:33:05,901
(announcer) This is an
official announcement.
662
00:33:06,021 --> 00:33:07,741
In a few minutes,
the Prime Minister
663
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,461
will perform an indecent
act on your screens.
664
00:33:09,581 --> 00:33:11,381
(cheers)
665
00:33:11,501 --> 00:33:14,101
This is in accordance with the
kidnapper's demand in the hope
666
00:33:14,221 --> 00:33:17,581
that it will ensure the safe
release of Princess Susannah.
667
00:33:17,701 --> 00:33:20,101
Recording or possessing
a copy of this broadcast
668
00:33:20,221 --> 00:33:22,221
will become illegal
at midnight.
669
00:33:22,341 --> 00:33:23,781
All viewers are advised
670
00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:25,941
to turn off their
televisions immediately.
671
00:33:26,061 --> 00:33:28,821
The broadcast will commence
after the following tone.
672
00:33:28,941 --> 00:33:30,781
(High Pitched Tone)
673
00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,341
We're complying with
all the stipulated rules,
674
00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:07,381
so you'll have
to keep going.
675
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:13,341
You'll have to see it
through to the end.
676
00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:18,981
We've placed visual aids in your
eye line
677
00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:23,981
which might help if you...
get into trouble.
678
00:34:26,781 --> 00:34:29,181
A suggestion we're getting
from psychologists is
679
00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:32,781
that you should take
as long as you need.
680
00:34:34,821 --> 00:34:39,781
To rush might be misinterpreted
as eagerness or even enjoyment.
681
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:57,381
It's just a skeleton
crew inside.
682
00:34:57,501 --> 00:34:59,741
Closed set.
683
00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:20,821
(Pig Snorting)
684
00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:46,141
(Man) He might do it anyway!
There he is...
685
00:35:46,261 --> 00:35:48,301
(cheers)
686
00:35:50,261 --> 00:35:53,901
I trust this will bring
about the safe return
687
00:35:54,021 --> 00:35:56,581
of Princess Susannah.
688
00:36:05,061 --> 00:36:07,101
I...
689
00:36:12,141 --> 00:36:13,741
I love my wife.
690
00:36:13,861 --> 00:36:15,861
Aah.
691
00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:19,541
May God forgive me.
692
00:36:33,701 --> 00:36:35,061
(laughing)
693
00:36:35,181 --> 00:36:37,861
(Man) Urgh.
694
00:36:45,781 --> 00:36:50,861
โช โช
695
00:36:53,901 --> 00:36:56,101
(no audible dialogue)
696
00:38:19,781 --> 00:38:21,661
Jesus.
697
00:38:21,781 --> 00:38:24,061
Poor bastard.
698
00:38:24,741 --> 00:38:26,021
No.
699
00:38:26,141 --> 00:38:27,581
But it's been on
for nearly an hour.
700
00:38:27,701 --> 00:38:29,581
It's history, this.
701
00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:14,021
(vomiting)
702
00:39:28,421 --> 00:39:29,981
(phone rings)
703
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,061
(Walker) She's back, ma'am.
We've got her, Susannah.
704
00:39:32,181 --> 00:39:33,861
They released her?
705
00:39:33,981 --> 00:39:36,181
Yeah, stumbling about in the
middle of the city, sedated,
706
00:39:36,301 --> 00:39:39,461
she can't remember anything,
but she's unharmed.
707
00:39:39,581 --> 00:39:40,741
But her finger?
708
00:39:40,861 --> 00:39:42,861
Not hers, the
DNA shows it's male.
709
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,501
What?
710
00:39:44,621 --> 00:39:47,061
There is one other thing
ma'am, there's a CCTV grab
711
00:39:47,181 --> 00:39:50,421
of her from half three,
it seems he let her go
712
00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:53,541
30 minutes before it happened.
713
00:39:54,621 --> 00:39:55,901
Why?
714
00:39:56,021 --> 00:39:58,261
My guess, he
knew everyone would be
715
00:39:58,381 --> 00:40:00,661
elsewhere, watching screens.
716
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,981
So it's a statement.
717
00:40:05,101 --> 00:40:06,541
Ma'am?
718
00:40:06,661 --> 00:40:08,821
That's what this was all
about, about making a point.
719
00:40:08,941 --> 00:40:10,821
Should we...
720
00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:12,861
Lose that page of the report.
721
00:40:12,981 --> 00:40:16,101
No-one sees it,
especially the PM.
722
00:40:16,221 --> 00:40:18,141
Of course.
723
00:40:26,701 --> 00:40:30,021
Good news, Michael,
you saved her.
724
00:40:30,141 --> 00:40:32,741
Susanne is alive and well.
725
00:40:32,861 --> 00:40:37,541
(phone rings)
726
00:40:52,861 --> 00:40:54,301
(drops phone)
727
00:40:54,421 --> 00:40:57,421
(phone rings)
728
00:40:57,541 --> 00:41:02,821
โช โช
729
00:41:24,261 --> 00:41:27,661
On the one year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
730
00:41:27,781 --> 00:41:30,301
an apparently unconcerned
Michael Callow
731
00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:33,621
put in an assured performance
at a public appearance today
732
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:35,221
accompanied by his wife Jane.
733
00:41:35,341 --> 00:41:38,461
Here I go! Okay.
734
00:41:38,581 --> 00:41:41,461
Oh! Aah!
735
00:41:41,581 --> 00:41:44,221
The other central figure
in last year's events was also
736
00:41:44,341 --> 00:41:45,741
before the camera
737
00:41:45,861 --> 00:41:47,701
at last night's
Children Of Valour awards.
738
00:41:47,821 --> 00:41:50,341
Princess Susannah made
her first public appearance
739
00:41:50,461 --> 00:41:52,821
since announcing her pregnancy.
740
00:41:52,941 --> 00:41:54,541
It was one year ago today
741
00:41:54,661 --> 00:41:56,741
that the former Turner Prize-
winning artist
742
00:41:56,861 --> 00:41:59,821
Carlton Bloom coerced
the Prime Minister
743
00:41:59,941 --> 00:42:03,861
into committing an indecent act
with the audacious kidnapping.
744
00:42:03,981 --> 00:42:07,021
As the anniversary arrived
one art critic has caused
745
00:42:07,141 --> 00:42:10,661
controversy by describing
it as the first great artwork
746
00:42:10,781 --> 00:42:12,461
of the 21st century.
747
00:42:12,581 --> 00:42:15,181
but while cultural commentators
debate its significance,
748
00:42:15,301 --> 00:42:17,341
there's no denying
that with a global audience
749
00:42:17,461 --> 00:42:18,861
of 1.3 billion,
750
00:42:18,981 --> 00:42:20,941
it was an event
in which we all participated.
751
00:42:21,061 --> 00:42:23,501
However, the incident
failed to destroy
752
00:42:23,621 --> 00:42:26,141
a Prime Minister who currently
holds an approval rating
753
00:42:26,261 --> 00:42:28,901
three points higher than
this time last year.
754
00:42:29,021 --> 00:42:32,061
Damon Brown, UKN.
755
00:42:36,141 --> 00:42:38,061
Jane?
756
00:42:38,781 --> 00:42:40,461
Jane please?
757
00:42:40,581 --> 00:42:46,901
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758
00:43:05,181 --> 00:43:09,381
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759
00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:14,381
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