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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,821 --> 00:00:05,861 โ™ช โ™ช 2 00:00:23,981 --> 00:00:28,501 (Phone Vibrating) 3 00:00:39,381 --> 00:00:44,341 (Phone Ringing) 4 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:50,541 Hello? 5 00:00:52,981 --> 00:00:55,701 Why don't you just tell me what's happened? 6 00:00:57,061 --> 00:00:58,981 And what is it? 7 00:01:03,141 --> 00:01:05,181 I'll be right down. 8 00:01:06,581 --> 00:01:08,541 What's happened? 9 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:11,581 Oh, Susannah. 10 00:01:11,701 --> 00:01:13,941 Susannah? 11 00:01:14,061 --> 00:01:16,221 Princess Susannah. 12 00:01:16,341 --> 00:01:17,981 Is she all right? 13 00:01:19,501 --> 00:01:20,901 I don't know. 14 00:01:25,021 --> 00:01:27,741 (wailing) 15 00:01:43,421 --> 00:01:46,301 (Princess Susannah) Don't kill me. 16 00:01:48,061 --> 00:01:50,181 Please don't kill me. 17 00:01:50,301 --> 00:01:52,701 (man) Read the statement. 18 00:01:54,701 --> 00:01:57,901 Yes. All right. 19 00:01:59,181 --> 00:02:00,701 On this screen? 20 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,301 (man) That is correct. 21 00:02:06,901 --> 00:02:11,621 I am Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont. 22 00:02:11,741 --> 00:02:16,021 Popularly known as Princess Susannah. 23 00:02:17,901 --> 00:02:23,061 I am in a place you cannot find, 24 00:02:23,181 --> 00:02:25,821 held by one you will not trace. 25 00:02:32,261 --> 00:02:35,461 Prime Minister Michael Callow, 26 00:02:37,141 --> 00:02:40,701 Prime Minister Michael Callow, my...my life... 27 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:45,741 my life depends on you. 28 00:02:47,221 --> 00:02:52,541 If you do not do precisely as instructed... 29 00:02:52,661 --> 00:02:55,901 ...by four pm this afternoon, I will be...... 30 00:03:01,701 --> 00:03:04,421 ...I will be executed. 31 00:03:08,941 --> 00:03:11,101 What are you doing? Keep it going. 32 00:03:11,221 --> 00:03:13,941 Prime Minister, at this point I think it's 33 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:18,541 important to say that we are 100% certain that this 34 00:03:18,661 --> 00:03:21,581 is indeed Princess Susannah. 35 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,181 Her car was intercepted 36 00:03:23,301 --> 00:03:25,981 shortly after midnight, returning from the wedding 37 00:03:26,101 --> 00:03:27,621 of a college friend of hers. 38 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,741 She'd insisted on going. 39 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,301 But you had security on her? 40 00:03:31,421 --> 00:03:33,781 Two PPOs, still unconscious, 41 00:03:33,901 --> 00:03:36,901 heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound, 42 00:03:37,021 --> 00:03:39,301 no sign of struggle. 43 00:03:39,421 --> 00:03:41,741 What do they want? 44 00:03:41,861 --> 00:03:43,741 Money? 45 00:03:44,701 --> 00:03:47,461 Release of Jihadi? 46 00:03:47,581 --> 00:03:49,941 Scrap Third World debt? 47 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:53,061 Save the fucking libraries? 48 00:03:53,181 --> 00:03:55,381 We are convinced both the video and the 49 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:57,941 demand it contains are genuine. 50 00:03:58,061 --> 00:03:59,181 What demand? 51 00:03:59,301 --> 00:04:01,981 What Susannah says next. 52 00:04:03,221 --> 00:04:07,421 It concerns you directly, sir. 53 00:04:08,101 --> 00:04:10,021 Just play it. 54 00:04:12,701 --> 00:04:16,261 (Princess Susannah) There is only one demand, 55 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,341 and it is a simple one. 56 00:04:18,461 --> 00:04:21,821 At four pm this afternoon, Prime Minister Michael Callow 57 00:04:21,941 --> 00:04:24,301 must appear on live British television 58 00:04:24,421 --> 00:04:27,501 on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, 59 00:04:27,621 --> 00:04:29,941 and...no... 60 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,461 (sobbing) 61 00:04:35,221 --> 00:04:39,301 ... on all British networks, terrestrial and satellite, 62 00:04:39,421 --> 00:04:44,621 and have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig. 63 00:04:47,781 --> 00:04:51,141 I don't understand! 64 00:04:51,261 --> 00:04:53,301 (Julian) The video ends with a series of technical 65 00:04:53,421 --> 00:04:56,381 specifications for the broadcast. 66 00:05:10,221 --> 00:05:12,581 Why are you doing this? 67 00:05:15,621 --> 00:05:18,221 This is a joke? Right? 68 00:05:18,341 --> 00:05:19,941 Ha-ha, Mike. Ho-ho. 69 00:05:20,061 --> 00:05:22,101 It's real. 70 00:05:25,581 --> 00:05:27,981 She said pig. 71 00:05:28,101 --> 00:05:29,981 Sex with a pig. 72 00:05:32,021 --> 00:05:35,541 They want me to have sex with a pig. 73 00:05:35,661 --> 00:05:39,461 Live, on television this afternoon. 74 00:05:44,021 --> 00:05:46,541 But what... 75 00:05:46,661 --> 00:05:48,021 Who? 76 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:50,021 We're checking with our embedded operatives, 77 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,821 compiling a list of suspects as we speak. 78 00:05:51,941 --> 00:05:54,101 Meanwhile, the demand has been made, 79 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:57,821 and there's not long to formulate our response. 80 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,141 Well, I'm not fucking a pig. 81 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:03,341 Page one, that's not happening. 82 00:06:04,061 --> 00:06:05,901 Of course. 83 00:06:13,101 --> 00:06:16,501 Absolutely, sir. 84 00:06:16,621 --> 00:06:18,821 Well, have we established a dialogue with this... 85 00:06:18,941 --> 00:06:21,541 We can't, there's no e-mail address, 86 00:06:21,661 --> 00:06:25,661 no codeword, no channels for negotiation. 87 00:06:25,781 --> 00:06:27,661 Okay, so we'll focus on finding Susannah. 88 00:06:27,781 --> 00:06:29,221 Hmm? We get her back. 89 00:06:29,341 --> 00:06:30,701 And however it's done, I don't care. 90 00:06:30,821 --> 00:06:32,221 We stop this now. 91 00:06:32,341 --> 00:06:34,341 I assure you, everyone's working towards this. 92 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,141 Yes...no, not everyone, a dedicated core team, 93 00:06:37,261 --> 00:06:38,661 this can't go wide, 94 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:40,101 and keep it so far from the press 95 00:06:40,221 --> 00:06:41,621 it's on the other side of Jupiter. 96 00:06:43,101 --> 00:06:46,701 This only exists in this room. 97 00:06:46,821 --> 00:06:49,261 It's already outside it. 98 00:06:49,381 --> 00:06:52,581 Well if there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down. 99 00:06:52,701 --> 00:06:53,901 Bright red D notice. 100 00:06:54,021 --> 00:06:56,461 Super fucking Godzilla injunction 101 00:06:56,581 --> 00:06:58,461 with ten-inch Whitehall fangs. 102 00:06:58,581 --> 00:07:01,181 This video came from YouTube. 103 00:07:03,221 --> 00:07:04,861 What? 104 00:07:04,981 --> 00:07:07,061 It was uploaded via an encrypted IP over an hour ago. 105 00:07:07,181 --> 00:07:08,421 Well get it off there! 106 00:07:08,541 --> 00:07:09,861 We did, after nine minutes, 107 00:07:09,981 --> 00:07:11,701 but that was long enough for it to be downloaded, 108 00:07:11,821 --> 00:07:14,021 duplicated and spread. 109 00:07:14,141 --> 00:07:16,341 Spread? 110 00:07:16,461 --> 00:07:18,141 How many people have seen this? 111 00:07:18,261 --> 00:07:21,341 We take down one, six clones immediately pop up elsewhere. 112 00:07:21,461 --> 00:07:22,581 How many people? 113 00:07:22,701 --> 00:07:25,621 50,000, that's our current estimate. 114 00:07:26,661 --> 00:07:29,061 The news rooms have got it. 115 00:07:29,181 --> 00:07:30,621 They're running this on air? 116 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:33,021 No, no, we put a type 5D notice out immediately. 117 00:07:33,141 --> 00:07:34,301 And they're complying. 118 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,341 For now, it's trending on Twitter. 119 00:07:37,461 --> 00:07:40,181 Oh for... fucking Internet. 120 00:07:44,461 --> 00:07:47,021 So what now? What's the play book? 121 00:07:47,141 --> 00:07:49,981 This is virgin territory, Prime Minister. 122 00:07:50,101 --> 00:07:52,781 There's no play book. 123 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:58,021 (woman) Princess Susannah's been kidnapped. 124 00:07:58,141 --> 00:07:59,341 You scared the shit out of me. 125 00:07:59,461 --> 00:08:01,021 And there's a YouTube of it... 126 00:08:01,141 --> 00:08:03,421 Oh, go to work. 127 00:08:03,541 --> 00:08:06,741 (Princess Susannah) ...and have full unsimulated 128 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,341 sexual intercourse with a pig... 129 00:08:09,461 --> 00:08:12,301 No way. It's a piss take, man, look at it! 130 00:08:12,421 --> 00:08:13,941 I don't understand! 131 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,581 Why's it not on the news. 132 00:08:15,701 --> 00:08:17,741 (woman) ...Carlton Bloom's controversial agitation 133 00:08:17,861 --> 00:08:20,141 exhibition at the Tate Modern closes three weeks ahead of 134 00:08:20,261 --> 00:08:21,821 schedule amid criticism... 135 00:08:21,941 --> 00:08:25,221 So how do we even describe it? "An indecent act." 136 00:08:25,341 --> 00:08:26,501 Everyone's seen the video. 137 00:08:26,621 --> 00:08:27,901 They already know the full details. 138 00:08:28,021 --> 00:08:30,141 If we mention bestiality pre-watershed, 139 00:08:30,261 --> 00:08:31,821 Ofcom would be seriously pissed off. 140 00:08:31,941 --> 00:08:33,261 Fuck Ofcom. 141 00:08:33,381 --> 00:08:34,741 We're still observing the D notice. 142 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:35,901 But surely we're going to do something... 143 00:08:36,021 --> 00:08:37,061 We're honouring the D notice. 144 00:08:37,181 --> 00:08:38,301 The voluntary D notice. 145 00:08:38,421 --> 00:08:39,741 It may be a sportsman-like gesture, 146 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:41,301 but we are making it, 147 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:44,541 a woman's life is at stake here, we follow procedure. 148 00:08:44,661 --> 00:08:47,381 My time line consists 100 per cent of viewers asking 149 00:08:47,501 --> 00:08:48,941 why we're not covering it. 150 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,021 How do I reply? 151 00:08:50,141 --> 00:08:51,261 You don't. 152 00:08:51,381 --> 00:08:53,181 That is totally backwards. 153 00:08:53,301 --> 00:08:55,781 No-one else has broken rank, not the Beeb, not Sky, not... 154 00:08:55,901 --> 00:08:58,021 I hear Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive. 155 00:08:58,141 --> 00:09:00,141 (Laughter) That may be, but... 156 00:09:00,261 --> 00:09:01,821 (woman) It's like 9/11's happening 157 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,341 and we're broadcasting sandwich recipes. 158 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:05,261 Martin We're not a chat room. 159 00:09:05,381 --> 00:09:08,181 It's on CNN. And Fox. 160 00:09:08,301 --> 00:09:12,141 And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK... 161 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,541 Yeah, all right. 162 00:09:14,941 --> 00:09:17,021 Oh, God, this planet. 163 00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:21,821 Okay, Sarah, cover the snatch itself, Damon public reaction, 164 00:09:21,941 --> 00:09:24,341 Mira, the royal angle, upcoming marriage etc. 165 00:09:24,461 --> 00:09:26,781 Simon, set tone with standards and practices. 166 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:28,061 we need to explain this without viewers 167 00:09:28,181 --> 00:09:29,981 sicking up their Weetabix. 168 00:09:30,101 --> 00:09:33,381 Lorcan, the Internet aspect, new paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring, 169 00:09:33,501 --> 00:09:34,941 all that bibble. 170 00:09:35,061 --> 00:09:37,301 Dan, all graphics run past me, keep it functional, 171 00:09:37,421 --> 00:09:38,621 no pepper pigs. 172 00:09:38,741 --> 00:09:41,101 Malaika, update the Princess obit VT. 173 00:09:41,221 --> 00:09:42,981 The obit VT? 174 00:09:43,101 --> 00:09:46,981 Hm, first an awkward phone call, the least I can do is warn Tom. 175 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,901 We put a D notice on it. 176 00:09:53,021 --> 00:09:53,981 (Martin) It's gone global, Tom. 177 00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:55,101 Don't. 178 00:09:55,221 --> 00:09:56,461 (Martin) I can't do anything... 179 00:09:56,581 --> 00:09:57,741 - I'm begging you. - You're begging me? 180 00:09:57,861 --> 00:09:59,141 Don't run it, Martin. 181 00:09:59,261 --> 00:10:01,101 Look I'm sorry, I can't help you. 182 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:03,381 You know how much help you're getting from here on in? 183 00:10:03,501 --> 00:10:07,341 Multiplying nothing by shit all, UKN is dead to us. 184 00:10:07,461 --> 00:10:09,301 Shove it up your ass, you fucking... 185 00:10:10,301 --> 00:10:11,181 Interesting? 186 00:10:11,301 --> 00:10:12,221 A man. 187 00:10:12,341 --> 00:10:13,261 A man? 188 00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:14,461 A man. 189 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:18,701 Tom. So you're across it, 190 00:10:18,821 --> 00:10:21,061 I'm exploring contingency plans. 191 00:10:21,181 --> 00:10:23,061 I briefed Callett. 192 00:10:24,781 --> 00:10:29,021 Ah, Mr Callett, Noel from Blue Eye. 193 00:10:29,141 --> 00:10:31,261 Noel won an Emmy for his effects work 194 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,261 on that HBO moon Western thing. 195 00:10:34,381 --> 00:10:35,621 Sea of Tranquillity. 196 00:10:35,741 --> 00:10:37,101 Yeah, yeah, you won't find better. 197 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:38,701 Can you map a head onto a different body, live? 198 00:10:38,821 --> 00:10:40,381 It depends if your camera's moving. 199 00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:42,941 Rule sheet specifies a single hand held camera 200 00:10:43,061 --> 00:10:45,381 in a constant roving motion. 201 00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:49,261 Hm, yeah, Gonzo style, he knows his shit. 202 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:51,061 That's tough. 203 00:10:51,181 --> 00:10:54,101 "Fruition to be transmitted in four." What does... 204 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,501 Just focus on the visuals, 205 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,701 different face mapped onto a live performer. 206 00:10:57,821 --> 00:11:00,501 According to those stipulations. 207 00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:02,381 Fringe is a possibility... 208 00:11:02,501 --> 00:11:04,541 Deadline's at four, we need to know if it's workable by two. 209 00:11:08,741 --> 00:11:10,821 Can't happen. 210 00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:12,381 It has to. 211 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:14,181 Our Embeds have ruled out the major players. 212 00:11:14,301 --> 00:11:17,101 It's not AQ, not IRA, this is what's left, 213 00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:18,541 radicals, hate groups, 214 00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:22,061 people who threaten yourself or the royals. 215 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,541 They're being pulled in even as we speak. 216 00:11:24,661 --> 00:11:26,941 And more than questioning I hope. 217 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,821 Somebody knows something. 218 00:11:33,341 --> 00:11:34,901 (news reader) If we all do it more 219 00:11:35,021 --> 00:11:36,581 then there'll be less waste overall 220 00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:37,901 lying around whenever the bin men... 221 00:11:38,021 --> 00:11:39,061 Is it still not on the telly? 222 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:41,381 Nothing, must be a hoax. 223 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,341 Or a black-out. 224 00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:44,861 Oh! Heads up. 225 00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:48,141 Some major breaking news here now on UKN, 226 00:11:48,261 --> 00:11:49,701 in the last few minutes 227 00:11:49,821 --> 00:11:52,861 it's been confirmed that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont, 228 00:11:52,981 --> 00:11:54,381 has been kidnapped. 229 00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:56,381 A video uploaded anonymously 230 00:11:56,501 --> 00:11:59,621 to the Internet, appears to depict the princess 231 00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:01,221 pleading for her life. 232 00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:04,501 The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand 233 00:12:04,621 --> 00:12:07,381 of a personal nature involving the Prime Minister. 234 00:12:07,501 --> 00:12:09,941 This is followed by a detailed list of instructions 235 00:12:10,061 --> 00:12:12,941 relating to the enactment of this demand. 236 00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:15,141 As police round up potential suspects... 237 00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:16,781 Good morning. 238 00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:19,781 ...this UKN news viewer video shows armed officers 239 00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:21,741 raiding an address in Bradford, 240 00:12:21,861 --> 00:12:24,381 a man thought to be connected with a religious pressure group 241 00:12:24,501 --> 00:12:27,501 can be seen being dragged to a waiting van. 242 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:28,981 Details regarding the... 243 00:12:29,101 --> 00:12:30,181 If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off. 244 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,741 Fuck's sake, man. 245 00:12:31,861 --> 00:12:33,261 Just saying. 246 00:12:33,381 --> 00:12:36,021 They'll be asking for a million quid or something. 247 00:12:36,141 --> 00:12:38,861 They want him to do it with a pig. 248 00:12:39,981 --> 00:12:41,821 Telegraph has the whole video 249 00:12:41,941 --> 00:12:44,861 and an interactive time line, Tonilee Stark, 250 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,021 brief mention of the ransom being a sex act, 251 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,861 nothing too gross. 252 00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:51,741 The Sun runs with "Taken, Big Brother Susannah" the... 253 00:12:51,861 --> 00:12:53,301 Of course I still want that drink. 254 00:12:53,421 --> 00:12:54,941 (Malaika) Well then give me something. 255 00:12:55,061 --> 00:12:57,941 It's not... that won't be possible. 256 00:12:58,061 --> 00:13:02,701 I'm friendly when I drink, very friendly when I'm grateful. 257 00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:04,181 There's no comment at this time. 258 00:13:04,301 --> 00:13:05,941 (disconnects) 259 00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:16,301 (photo click) 260 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,301 The Guardian are running a fucking live blog, 261 00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:22,381 and a short think piece on the historical symbolism of the pig. 262 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,341 (phone beep) 263 00:13:24,461 --> 00:13:26,781 (Newsreader) ...4pm deadline now only five hours away, 264 00:13:26,901 --> 00:13:30,941 UKN's Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis. 265 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,621 (Damon) It's a day like no other. 266 00:13:32,741 --> 00:13:34,381 The kidnapped video has now been watched 267 00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:35,981 by over 18 million people. 268 00:13:36,101 --> 00:13:37,981 The social networking sites are abuzz 269 00:13:38,101 --> 00:13:39,861 with an estimated 10,000 tweets per minute. 270 00:13:39,981 --> 00:13:41,741 So while we wait for Downing Street 271 00:13:41,861 --> 00:13:43,581 to make a formal response, 272 00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:46,181 there's no doubt that the nation is voicing its opinion. 273 00:13:46,301 --> 00:13:48,221 I don't think anyone should concede to 274 00:13:48,341 --> 00:13:50,901 any sort of humiliation under that kind of threat. 275 00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:53,101 I couldn't bare to see that and watch that. 276 00:13:53,221 --> 00:13:54,781 I won't personally be tuning in, 277 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,461 I mean just thinking about it, it's horrible. 278 00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:57,981 (woman) That's disgusting, 279 00:13:58,101 --> 00:13:59,501 it is disgusting if you think about it. 280 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,141 (man) It's going to be disgusting, 281 00:14:01,261 --> 00:14:02,981 but after that, he's going to be a hero. 282 00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:05,021 (woman) People abroad will look at him 283 00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:06,861 like he is totally insane, and maybe take his position away. 284 00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:09,781 (woman) It would be absolutely hilarious to see that on TV. 285 00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,661 (man) Nothing too abnormal for Prime Ministers and MPs, 286 00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:14,181 they're all deviant, sexual deviants, 287 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,101 all MPs and Prime Ministers. 288 00:14:19,181 --> 00:14:23,181 We've been squeezing hard, but still nothing concrete. 289 00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:26,061 It is my house, you cannot stop me 290 00:14:26,181 --> 00:14:27,301 while you're standing in my doorway. 291 00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:29,581 You are touching my door handle. 292 00:14:32,661 --> 00:14:34,581 Can I have a word? 293 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:39,981 It won't come to that. 294 00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:41,781 And if they don't find her? 295 00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:44,501 Mi5 have got a name. They're surrounding the place now. 296 00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:45,621 Where? 297 00:14:45,741 --> 00:14:46,781 What? 298 00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:47,861 Where's the place? 299 00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:49,661 - Truro. - Why are you lying? 300 00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:50,741 What? 301 00:14:50,861 --> 00:14:54,861 You're lying. Truro? Jesus. 302 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,421 I don't want you worrying. 303 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,061 You never patronise me, don't start now. 304 00:14:58,181 --> 00:14:59,981 Whoever this is, is insane. 305 00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:01,501 And has a Princess. 306 00:15:01,621 --> 00:15:03,061 Who'll get through this. 307 00:15:03,181 --> 00:15:05,621 Not just any princess, The Princess, Princess bloody 308 00:15:05,741 --> 00:15:09,621 Facebook, bloody eco-conscious, national sweetheart. 309 00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:13,101 I won't have to do anything. 310 00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:14,741 Everyone's laughing at us. 311 00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:15,861 You don't know that. 312 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,261 I know people. 313 00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:20,101 We love humiliation, we can't not laugh. 314 00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:21,541 Nothing is going to happen. 315 00:15:21,661 --> 00:15:24,581 It's already happening in their heads. 316 00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:27,101 In their heads, that's what you're doing, 317 00:15:27,221 --> 00:15:29,981 what my husband is doing. 318 00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:31,981 Just... 319 00:15:33,741 --> 00:15:35,621 Please? 320 00:15:35,741 --> 00:15:37,701 Jane. 321 00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:42,821 I love you. 322 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:43,901 (Knock At Door) 323 00:15:44,021 --> 00:15:45,541 What? 324 00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:47,381 The palace on the phone, sir. 325 00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,501 Get Alex to stall them for a minute. 326 00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:52,421 She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes. 327 00:15:52,981 --> 00:15:54,261 Her? 328 00:15:54,381 --> 00:15:56,461 It's the queen herself. 329 00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,741 Go on. 330 00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:11,781 As the four pm deadline draws nearer and the world holds 331 00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:14,021 its breath waiting to discover whether Princess Susannah... 332 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,581 Would they use a female pig? 333 00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:16,981 It's on the list. 334 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,541 They list the rules at the end of the video, 335 00:16:18,661 --> 00:16:20,581 it specifies camera angles and things. 336 00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:21,661 Like Dogme 95. 337 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,301 It's not like Dogme 95. 338 00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:24,301 Exactly like it. 339 00:16:24,421 --> 00:16:25,541 What's Dogme 95? 340 00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:27,181 Cinematic movement. 341 00:16:27,301 --> 00:16:28,301 Lars Von Trier. 342 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,021 Oh. 343 00:16:30,141 --> 00:16:32,061 List of rules for the director, no background music, 344 00:16:32,181 --> 00:16:34,981 only natural light and so on. For authenticity. 345 00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:38,461 Same as these rules, so they can't cheat it, 346 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,221 intercut another guy's arse pumping away. 347 00:16:40,341 --> 00:16:43,301 I mean I can't think of anything remotely like this. 348 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,421 it's an entirely new form of terrorism, 349 00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:46,941 the point of which... 350 00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:48,581 If it's terrorism, it's not Islamist in nature 351 00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:50,461 to request a pig. It's specifically abhorrent... 352 00:16:50,581 --> 00:16:52,461 Well that's exactly the point, to make love to a pig. 353 00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:55,501 Make love? 354 00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:56,941 Steer them away from the grisly details. 355 00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:58,741 But we can't discount anything... 356 00:16:58,861 --> 00:17:01,261 Let's not dwell on any of the details. 357 00:17:01,381 --> 00:17:03,581 this is already a huge national talking point. 358 00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:07,821 isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this 359 00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:09,141 is looking for? 360 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,061 (Alex) How's her majesty taking it? 361 00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:14,181 I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back. 362 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,341 That's what she said. 363 00:17:15,461 --> 00:17:17,101 And we are. 364 00:17:17,221 --> 00:17:19,861 It wasn't a collective you, it was a singular you, i.e. me. 365 00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:21,341 Sir, we may have something. 366 00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:23,701 Jamie's been tracing the video's origin. 367 00:17:23,821 --> 00:17:25,101 I thought it was untraceable. 368 00:17:25,221 --> 00:17:27,901 Technically yes, but so I thought, 369 00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:29,461 work with what we do know, and that video? 370 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:33,821 Okay, before YouTube compression it was 57.3 meg... 371 00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:35,621 ...algorithm, boring. 372 00:17:35,741 --> 00:17:39,101 Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3:16am, 373 00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:41,941 so I ran a nationwide trace back on uninterrupted 374 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,541 one way uploads at precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes 375 00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:47,021 leading up to 3:16, 376 00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:49,621 and the closest I can get is a post code. 377 00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:52,141 But it came from somewhere in there. 378 00:17:53,301 --> 00:17:54,821 Looks like a campus. 379 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,061 (Jamie) Yep, closed 2010 and it's been empty since. 380 00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:00,381 And the latest i-sat on this image on this area? 381 00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:03,581 (Jamie) Three am flyover shot from last night. 382 00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:07,901 Looks like it had lights on. 383 00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,781 We've got him. 384 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,621 We've got him. 385 00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,061 Alert the local team, we'll head out now, 386 00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:15,621 full squad, I'll man it. 387 00:18:15,741 --> 00:18:19,141 With helmet cam relay. We can watch the operation. 388 00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:21,141 Press office, okay Tom? 389 00:18:26,461 --> 00:18:27,861 Yes! 390 00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:31,061 Right, confident? 391 00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:32,501 It's a bit of a kick bollocks scramble 392 00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:34,101 but with finessing, it should be okay. 393 00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:37,421 Well, finesse quickly, our performer's on his way. 394 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,941 It's a new one for me, obviously, because it's illegal. 395 00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:48,581 I wouldn't normally, you know. 396 00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:49,781 Have you seen any of my films? 397 00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,421 No. 398 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,821 Well I'm pretty trad, bish, bash, bosh, in and out. 399 00:18:53,941 --> 00:18:56,421 Yep, well what'd I put on the invoice? 400 00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:57,661 That's what I'm wondering? 401 00:18:57,781 --> 00:18:58,821 There won't be any invoicing. 402 00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:00,101 Oi, oi, Rod. 403 00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:02,701 Oi, oi. Saveloy... all right... 404 00:19:04,221 --> 00:19:06,061 You need to prep two statements on the rescue operation, 405 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:08,181 good outcome, bad outcome. 406 00:19:08,301 --> 00:19:09,541 The rescue operation? 407 00:19:09,661 --> 00:19:11,581 The goon squad's heading for some postcode 408 00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:12,901 in Buckinghamshire. 409 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,061 HP8 4TD, it's a college or something. 410 00:19:15,181 --> 00:19:16,741 They should be there by now. 411 00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,461 (keypad beeping) 412 00:19:18,581 --> 00:19:21,381 (cell beep) 413 00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:33,701 (zipper, camera click) 414 00:19:33,821 --> 00:19:36,341 (cell beep) 415 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,541 Yeah, reduce the luminance of the chroma key... 416 00:19:43,661 --> 00:19:46,061 Agent Callett, this is Mr. Flynn. 417 00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:48,181 Aka Rod Senseless. 418 00:19:48,301 --> 00:19:50,341 Stage name. 419 00:19:52,301 --> 00:19:54,781 Yeah, well. 420 00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,061 You need to get into this. 421 00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:57,821 Is there a dressing room I can use? 422 00:19:57,941 --> 00:19:59,261 No. 423 00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:00,981 Where's my co-star? 424 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:03,741 It'd be rude not to give her a bit of a kiss beforehand. 425 00:20:03,861 --> 00:20:06,741 Outside, in the truck. 426 00:20:06,861 --> 00:20:09,101 Full of joie de vivre, isn't he? 427 00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:14,101 You also need to wear this. 428 00:20:14,221 --> 00:20:15,981 On your head. 429 00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:25,901 (Walker) Board's been prized away, that's where they got in. 430 00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:27,261 Okay. 431 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,461 Target identified. 432 00:20:29,581 --> 00:20:31,101 - Commissioner. - Thank you. 433 00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:32,461 Saw Team Red, it's probably a possible entry point. 434 00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:34,301 Any orders, boss? 435 00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,541 Continue reconnaissance and await instructions before you proceed. 436 00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:38,941 (newsreader) With the 4pm deadline only three hours away, 437 00:20:39,061 --> 00:20:41,221 time is running out for the prime minister. 438 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,381 So how did the kidnapper get close to the princess 439 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:47,461 who was making an unscheduled visit to her friend's wedding? 440 00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:52,261 Have they gone in yet? 441 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:55,901 Do you think I'd be here if they had? 442 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,901 I've got statements for either outcome. 443 00:21:01,781 --> 00:21:03,741 Listen, the coverage is very sympathetic. 444 00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:04,821 I can't think about coverage now. 445 00:21:04,941 --> 00:21:06,221 No, of course. 446 00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:14,421 But it's onside? 447 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,861 Strong undercurrent of sympathy. 448 00:21:15,981 --> 00:21:18,221 Every poll indicates public understanding. 449 00:21:18,341 --> 00:21:19,661 disgust with the captor, 450 00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:22,221 outraged at the whole thing, but not at you. 451 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,301 The fact is, if Walker's team fuck up, 452 00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:29,461 I'm not saying they will, but if they do, 453 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:33,861 the public anticipates non-compliance. 454 00:21:33,981 --> 00:21:36,861 There'll be squawks from the usuals, 455 00:21:36,981 --> 00:21:42,101 but it's not England expects. 456 00:21:46,381 --> 00:21:50,501 If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands. 457 00:21:50,621 --> 00:21:53,141 Bottom line. 458 00:21:55,701 --> 00:21:58,421 With just hours to go before the deadline, 459 00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,661 time is running out for the security services. 460 00:22:00,781 --> 00:22:03,221 Joining us is actress Lydia Galway, who attended... 461 00:22:03,341 --> 00:22:05,261 (Martin) Thought this story was coming from IB7. 462 00:22:05,381 --> 00:22:08,381 (woman) It is, but we trimmed the edit so it's coming direct. 463 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:12,341 Where do I know Twinkle Toes from? 464 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:15,261 Actress, Downton Abbey, knows the princess. 465 00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:17,341 This came for you, left at reception. 466 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,501 Thanks, Jack. 467 00:22:18,621 --> 00:22:20,461 Courier dropped it off. 468 00:22:20,581 --> 00:22:24,101 (woman) 20 seconds on the end, thanks. 469 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,941 Plug this in. 470 00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:30,461 - Oh, Jesus! - (gasps all around) 471 00:22:30,581 --> 00:22:31,661 Shit. 472 00:22:31,781 --> 00:22:33,021 Jesus. 473 00:22:34,301 --> 00:22:35,701 Jack, call the police. 474 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,381 - (Jack) What me? - (Martin) Please take it. 475 00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:38,741 (woman) Get someone to shoot that first. 476 00:22:38,861 --> 00:22:42,261 (Martin) What the fuck is this? 477 00:22:42,381 --> 00:22:44,581 (woman) "I gave you rules, I said no cheating." 478 00:22:50,581 --> 00:22:51,981 (Susanna screams) 479 00:22:52,101 --> 00:22:55,181 (Martin) Ooh, urgh. 480 00:22:55,301 --> 00:22:58,621 Some more breaking news now, and a severed finger 481 00:22:58,741 --> 00:23:01,181 thought to belong to Princess Susannah, 482 00:23:01,301 --> 00:23:03,501 has been delivered to UKN, 483 00:23:03,621 --> 00:23:06,381 along with a video, apparently showing the kidnapper 484 00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:08,941 removing it from the Princess. 485 00:23:09,061 --> 00:23:12,821 UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard. 486 00:23:12,941 --> 00:23:15,541 Fucking hell. 487 00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:17,061 Oh, God, I can't watch this. 488 00:23:17,181 --> 00:23:18,981 He's got to do what they want. 489 00:23:19,101 --> 00:23:20,861 Yes, he fucking has. 490 00:23:20,981 --> 00:23:22,741 (newsreader) ...accompanied by a memory stick which contained 491 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,141 a statement accusing Downing Street of attempting to break 492 00:23:25,261 --> 00:23:27,501 rules laid down in the demands. 493 00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:29,221 Well, this grim development 494 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,821 comes just hours before the 4pm deadline out... 495 00:23:31,941 --> 00:23:34,141 (mutes TV) 496 00:23:35,621 --> 00:23:37,581 Jesus. 497 00:23:42,381 --> 00:23:43,741 Unless I'm mistaken, 498 00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:46,581 our mystery man specified no visual trickery 499 00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,581 in his original demand didn't he? 500 00:23:49,421 --> 00:23:50,421 I considered it nec... 501 00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:52,061 Considered it necessary. 502 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,461 - ...to devise... - Fucking hell! 503 00:23:58,181 --> 00:24:00,221 Oi! 504 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:02,141 - Mike? - Don't. 505 00:24:02,261 --> 00:24:03,821 It's nor... 506 00:24:03,941 --> 00:24:08,461 One word and I swear I will fucking...I'll get... 507 00:24:18,741 --> 00:24:21,181 What did you do, Alex? 508 00:24:21,301 --> 00:24:23,461 I had a back up plan. 509 00:24:23,581 --> 00:24:25,861 Man prepared to do it, and an FX company 510 00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:28,501 that'd paint your head onto his shoulders. 511 00:24:28,621 --> 00:24:30,021 And you actually thought that would work? 512 00:24:30,141 --> 00:24:31,461 I believed it worth considering. 513 00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:33,821 Then you're a stupid bitch. 514 00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:35,661 With your interests at heart. 515 00:24:35,781 --> 00:24:37,261 Who knew about this? 516 00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:41,301 A select few, it seems some idiot at the studios 517 00:24:41,421 --> 00:24:44,581 recognised our designated performer, tweeted a photo, 518 00:24:44,701 --> 00:24:47,341 and the online hive mind did the maths. 519 00:24:47,461 --> 00:24:49,221 It's not playing well. 520 00:24:50,061 --> 00:24:51,701 With who? 521 00:24:52,861 --> 00:24:55,221 With er...with anyone. 522 00:24:55,341 --> 00:24:56,901 (man) A few hours ago, 523 00:24:57,021 --> 00:24:58,661 public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow 524 00:24:58,781 --> 00:25:01,461 with only 28 percent of the public believing 525 00:25:01,581 --> 00:25:04,901 he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request. 526 00:25:05,021 --> 00:25:06,901 But in the wake of these images 527 00:25:07,021 --> 00:25:10,101 and with the delivery of the Princess's severed finger to UKN, 528 00:25:10,221 --> 00:25:11,701 the mood is shifting. 529 00:25:11,821 --> 00:25:13,141 (woman) It'll be humiliating, 530 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:14,981 but nothing compared to her suffering. 531 00:25:15,101 --> 00:25:16,661 (man) With the appearance of the finger, 532 00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:18,301 he's just got to do it. 533 00:25:18,421 --> 00:25:20,381 (man 2) He has to do it, what's the alternative? 534 00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,061 (man 3) We can easily get another Prime Minister, 535 00:25:22,181 --> 00:25:23,581 but we can't live without a princess. 536 00:25:23,701 --> 00:25:25,221 Of course he should do it. 537 00:25:25,341 --> 00:25:26,861 Well, if he doesn't get her released, 538 00:25:26,981 --> 00:25:28,501 you know, he's finished isn't he? 539 00:25:28,621 --> 00:25:30,821 (reporter) Online polls suggest that 86 percent 540 00:25:30,941 --> 00:25:34,061 of voters now believe the demand should be met. 541 00:25:34,181 --> 00:25:37,301 Damon Brown, UK. 542 00:25:39,461 --> 00:25:41,181 When are Walker's team hitting the college. 543 00:25:41,301 --> 00:25:42,781 They need time to assess... 544 00:25:42,901 --> 00:25:44,461 It's almost half two, no more pissing around. 545 00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:45,981 Julia's advising against it. 546 00:25:46,101 --> 00:25:48,381 And I'm advising for, they go in now. 547 00:25:48,501 --> 00:25:49,821 They go in now. 548 00:25:49,941 --> 00:25:52,141 โ™ช โ™ช 549 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:04,461 (dials phone) 550 00:26:05,101 --> 00:26:07,181 (phone rings) 551 00:26:07,301 --> 00:26:09,021 Where's my obit VT? 552 00:26:09,141 --> 00:26:11,461 What would you say if I told you I was standing near the 553 00:26:11,581 --> 00:26:13,221 building where Susannah's being held. 554 00:26:13,341 --> 00:26:14,661 I'd say bullshit. 555 00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:17,101 Then you'd be wrong. 556 00:26:18,261 --> 00:26:19,501 Have you got a crew with you? 557 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,901 No, I'm not stupid. 558 00:26:22,021 --> 00:26:25,341 Malaika? Hello? 559 00:26:25,901 --> 00:26:29,301 โ™ช โ™ช 560 00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:41,381 (Malaika) Are you getting this? 561 00:26:41,501 --> 00:26:42,781 Yeah, we are. 562 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,741 Stay back, don't put yourself in any danger. 563 00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:52,581 (Malaika) Still getting this? 564 00:26:52,701 --> 00:26:55,821 Yeah, yeah, we are, just stay safe Malaika, be careful. 565 00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:14,901 If this doesn't work... 566 00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:16,581 We need to... 567 00:27:32,581 --> 00:27:33,901 God. 568 00:27:40,621 --> 00:27:42,101 (Shouting) 569 00:27:42,221 --> 00:27:43,781 (Soldier) Lie down on the floor. 570 00:27:43,901 --> 00:27:45,861 โ™ช โ™ช 571 00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:49,101 Go! 572 00:27:49,221 --> 00:27:51,381 Stand where you are! 573 00:27:54,301 --> 00:27:55,741 Fuck. 574 00:28:02,141 --> 00:28:04,941 It's a decoy, they must have bounced the upload from here 575 00:28:05,061 --> 00:28:08,981 with the proxy. They could be anywhere. I'm sorry. 576 00:28:09,101 --> 00:28:10,221 (Martin) Oh, Jesus. 577 00:28:10,341 --> 00:28:11,901 They're looking right at her. 578 00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:13,381 No, they can't see her, there's this screen here. 579 00:28:13,501 --> 00:28:14,621 (woman) Malaika, make sure they can't... 580 00:28:14,741 --> 00:28:19,941 Lay down! (Shouting) 581 00:28:20,061 --> 00:28:21,701 Run, Malaika, run! 582 00:28:25,061 --> 00:28:27,421 (Martin) Get out of there, come on! 583 00:28:29,301 --> 00:28:30,701 (soldier) Stay where you are! 584 00:28:30,821 --> 00:28:33,021 (shouting) 585 00:28:35,341 --> 00:28:36,861 (Gunfire) 586 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,501 Is it him? Have we got him? 587 00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:42,461 Jack! Where the fuck is Jack? 588 00:28:44,381 --> 00:28:46,301 (Malaika groaning) 589 00:28:46,421 --> 00:28:49,421 (Soldier) Down, down. 590 00:28:52,661 --> 00:28:57,101 UKN, that's Malaika something or other, she's from UKN. 591 00:28:57,221 --> 00:28:59,261 - You're press? - Yes. 592 00:28:59,381 --> 00:29:00,301 (gun shot) 593 00:29:00,421 --> 00:29:01,461 Ah...ah... 594 00:29:01,581 --> 00:29:03,501 There goes your RTS award. 595 00:29:03,621 --> 00:29:04,541 There must be something. 596 00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:05,901 There's nothing there, Mike. 597 00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:07,101 There'll be a clue, some evidence. 598 00:29:07,221 --> 00:29:08,541 We've done all we can. 599 00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:10,341 You sent in a strike team to rescue a manikin. 600 00:29:10,461 --> 00:29:11,301 I'm sorry, Michael. 601 00:29:11,421 --> 00:29:12,821 Oh, fuck off, Julian. 602 00:29:12,941 --> 00:29:13,941 Michael, it's twenty past three, we're out of time. 603 00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:16,341 We're not out of time. 604 00:29:16,461 --> 00:29:18,621 We're not out of time. 605 00:29:21,941 --> 00:29:23,421 Oh... 606 00:29:35,061 --> 00:29:35,941 It's not going to happen. 607 00:29:36,061 --> 00:29:36,941 To the public... 608 00:29:37,061 --> 00:29:38,501 Fuck the public. 609 00:29:38,621 --> 00:29:40,301 To the public this would be one man of, to be blunt, 610 00:29:40,421 --> 00:29:43,341 questionable popularity, putting personal embarrassment 611 00:29:43,461 --> 00:29:44,541 over the life of a young girl. 612 00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:45,861 He won't even release her anyway, 613 00:29:45,981 --> 00:29:47,541 she's probably already dead. 614 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,221 And if she isn't he'll kill her and upload the video. 615 00:29:50,341 --> 00:29:54,621 Everyone will see it. The world will see it. 616 00:29:54,741 --> 00:29:57,341 The mood will border on insurrection, 617 00:29:57,461 --> 00:29:59,741 and you will be destroyed, I guarantee you. 618 00:29:59,861 --> 00:30:02,621 Utterly destroyed. 619 00:30:04,181 --> 00:30:06,741 The polling bears that out. 620 00:30:06,861 --> 00:30:10,861 You won't just be a disgraced politician, 621 00:30:10,981 --> 00:30:13,621 you'll be a despised individual. 622 00:30:13,741 --> 00:30:18,981 The public, the Palace, and the party insist on compliance. 623 00:30:19,101 --> 00:30:20,381 Fuck the party. 624 00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:23,501 Refuse, and I've been advised that we cannot 625 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:27,381 guarantee your physical safety. 626 00:30:27,501 --> 00:30:29,661 Or that of your family. 627 00:30:41,581 --> 00:30:42,861 But... 628 00:30:42,981 --> 00:30:44,901 I've made arrangements for the broadcast. 629 00:30:46,741 --> 00:30:47,981 I can't. 630 00:30:48,101 --> 00:30:51,101 I'm sorry Michael, it's out of your hands. 631 00:30:57,661 --> 00:31:01,101 Let's take you live now to the scene in Central London. 632 00:31:01,221 --> 00:31:05,061 As we see, the Prime Minister's car travelling across London... 633 00:31:05,181 --> 00:31:06,421 He's going to do it. 634 00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:08,701 The world's bloody broken. 635 00:31:08,821 --> 00:31:13,101 ...now appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios. 636 00:31:13,221 --> 00:31:15,901 (dials phone) 637 00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:23,541 (phone rings) 638 00:31:31,061 --> 00:31:33,501 (hangs up) 639 00:31:45,981 --> 00:31:47,581 (Alex) We've ratified the law, 640 00:31:47,701 --> 00:31:49,901 after midnight it'll be a criminal offence 641 00:31:50,021 --> 00:31:53,181 to store any recording or still images of the event. 642 00:31:57,301 --> 00:31:59,301 They're doing an announcement beforehand 643 00:31:59,421 --> 00:32:00,901 to warn people off even watching, 644 00:32:01,021 --> 00:32:05,341 some sort of sonic tone that causes nausea. 645 00:32:05,461 --> 00:32:08,021 (newsreader) Of course, this comes at a time when opinion 646 00:32:08,141 --> 00:32:10,621 has very much hardened... 647 00:32:13,901 --> 00:32:15,861 (newsreader) As the 4pm deadline approaches, 648 00:32:15,981 --> 00:32:17,701 the whole nation is at a standstill 649 00:32:17,821 --> 00:32:20,621 watching this extraordinary situation play out. 650 00:32:20,741 --> 00:32:22,101 And just to remind you, 651 00:32:22,221 --> 00:32:25,101 this is now a story of global significance. 652 00:32:25,221 --> 00:32:29,101 (Tom) "Michael Callow has displayed incredible bravery 653 00:32:29,221 --> 00:32:31,861 in what was literally a matter of life or death." 654 00:32:31,981 --> 00:32:33,421 That's how it opens, 655 00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:37,101 and then I think we should move onto...okay, yep. 656 00:32:38,941 --> 00:32:40,221 (Alex) Everything prepared? 657 00:32:40,341 --> 00:32:41,661 (Mr Callett) Yes, ma'am. 658 00:32:41,781 --> 00:32:45,101 - It's sedated? - Injection, it's docile. 659 00:32:52,461 --> 00:32:55,221 (Alex) It's time to go in now. 660 00:33:00,701 --> 00:33:03,301 ...an unprecedented nature. 661 00:33:03,421 --> 00:33:05,901 (announcer) This is an official announcement. 662 00:33:06,021 --> 00:33:07,741 In a few minutes, the Prime Minister 663 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,461 will perform an indecent act on your screens. 664 00:33:09,581 --> 00:33:11,381 (cheers) 665 00:33:11,501 --> 00:33:14,101 This is in accordance with the kidnapper's demand in the hope 666 00:33:14,221 --> 00:33:17,581 that it will ensure the safe release of Princess Susannah. 667 00:33:17,701 --> 00:33:20,101 Recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast 668 00:33:20,221 --> 00:33:22,221 will become illegal at midnight. 669 00:33:22,341 --> 00:33:23,781 All viewers are advised 670 00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:25,941 to turn off their televisions immediately. 671 00:33:26,061 --> 00:33:28,821 The broadcast will commence after the following tone. 672 00:33:28,941 --> 00:33:30,781 (High Pitched Tone) 673 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,341 We're complying with all the stipulated rules, 674 00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:07,381 so you'll have to keep going. 675 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:13,341 You'll have to see it through to the end. 676 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:18,981 We've placed visual aids in your eye line 677 00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:23,981 which might help if you... get into trouble. 678 00:34:26,781 --> 00:34:29,181 A suggestion we're getting from psychologists is 679 00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:32,781 that you should take as long as you need. 680 00:34:34,821 --> 00:34:39,781 To rush might be misinterpreted as eagerness or even enjoyment. 681 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:57,381 It's just a skeleton crew inside. 682 00:34:57,501 --> 00:34:59,741 Closed set. 683 00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:20,821 (Pig Snorting) 684 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:46,141 (Man) He might do it anyway! There he is... 685 00:35:46,261 --> 00:35:48,301 (cheers) 686 00:35:50,261 --> 00:35:53,901 I trust this will bring about the safe return 687 00:35:54,021 --> 00:35:56,581 of Princess Susannah. 688 00:36:05,061 --> 00:36:07,101 I... 689 00:36:12,141 --> 00:36:13,741 I love my wife. 690 00:36:13,861 --> 00:36:15,861 Aah. 691 00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:19,541 May God forgive me. 692 00:36:33,701 --> 00:36:35,061 (laughing) 693 00:36:35,181 --> 00:36:37,861 (Man) Urgh. 694 00:36:45,781 --> 00:36:50,861 โ™ช โ™ช 695 00:36:53,901 --> 00:36:56,101 (no audible dialogue) 696 00:38:19,781 --> 00:38:21,661 Jesus. 697 00:38:21,781 --> 00:38:24,061 Poor bastard. 698 00:38:24,741 --> 00:38:26,021 No. 699 00:38:26,141 --> 00:38:27,581 But it's been on for nearly an hour. 700 00:38:27,701 --> 00:38:29,581 It's history, this. 701 00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:14,021 (vomiting) 702 00:39:28,421 --> 00:39:29,981 (phone rings) 703 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,061 (Walker) She's back, ma'am. We've got her, Susannah. 704 00:39:32,181 --> 00:39:33,861 They released her? 705 00:39:33,981 --> 00:39:36,181 Yeah, stumbling about in the middle of the city, sedated, 706 00:39:36,301 --> 00:39:39,461 she can't remember anything, but she's unharmed. 707 00:39:39,581 --> 00:39:40,741 But her finger? 708 00:39:40,861 --> 00:39:42,861 Not hers, the DNA shows it's male. 709 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,501 What? 710 00:39:44,621 --> 00:39:47,061 There is one other thing ma'am, there's a CCTV grab 711 00:39:47,181 --> 00:39:50,421 of her from half three, it seems he let her go 712 00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:53,541 30 minutes before it happened. 713 00:39:54,621 --> 00:39:55,901 Why? 714 00:39:56,021 --> 00:39:58,261 My guess, he knew everyone would be 715 00:39:58,381 --> 00:40:00,661 elsewhere, watching screens. 716 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,981 So it's a statement. 717 00:40:05,101 --> 00:40:06,541 Ma'am? 718 00:40:06,661 --> 00:40:08,821 That's what this was all about, about making a point. 719 00:40:08,941 --> 00:40:10,821 Should we... 720 00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:12,861 Lose that page of the report. 721 00:40:12,981 --> 00:40:16,101 No-one sees it, especially the PM. 722 00:40:16,221 --> 00:40:18,141 Of course. 723 00:40:26,701 --> 00:40:30,021 Good news, Michael, you saved her. 724 00:40:30,141 --> 00:40:32,741 Susanne is alive and well. 725 00:40:32,861 --> 00:40:37,541 (phone rings) 726 00:40:52,861 --> 00:40:54,301 (drops phone) 727 00:40:54,421 --> 00:40:57,421 (phone rings) 728 00:40:57,541 --> 00:41:02,821 โ™ช โ™ช 729 00:41:24,261 --> 00:41:27,661 On the one year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal, 730 00:41:27,781 --> 00:41:30,301 an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow 731 00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:33,621 put in an assured performance at a public appearance today 732 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:35,221 accompanied by his wife Jane. 733 00:41:35,341 --> 00:41:38,461 Here I go! Okay. 734 00:41:38,581 --> 00:41:41,461 Oh! Aah! 735 00:41:41,581 --> 00:41:44,221 The other central figure in last year's events was also 736 00:41:44,341 --> 00:41:45,741 before the camera 737 00:41:45,861 --> 00:41:47,701 at last night's Children Of Valour awards. 738 00:41:47,821 --> 00:41:50,341 Princess Susannah made her first public appearance 739 00:41:50,461 --> 00:41:52,821 since announcing her pregnancy. 740 00:41:52,941 --> 00:41:54,541 It was one year ago today 741 00:41:54,661 --> 00:41:56,741 that the former Turner Prize- winning artist 742 00:41:56,861 --> 00:41:59,821 Carlton Bloom coerced the Prime Minister 743 00:41:59,941 --> 00:42:03,861 into committing an indecent act with the audacious kidnapping. 744 00:42:03,981 --> 00:42:07,021 As the anniversary arrived one art critic has caused 745 00:42:07,141 --> 00:42:10,661 controversy by describing it as the first great artwork 746 00:42:10,781 --> 00:42:12,461 of the 21st century. 747 00:42:12,581 --> 00:42:15,181 but while cultural commentators debate its significance, 748 00:42:15,301 --> 00:42:17,341 there's no denying that with a global audience 749 00:42:17,461 --> 00:42:18,861 of 1.3 billion, 750 00:42:18,981 --> 00:42:20,941 it was an event in which we all participated. 751 00:42:21,061 --> 00:42:23,501 However, the incident failed to destroy 752 00:42:23,621 --> 00:42:26,141 a Prime Minister who currently holds an approval rating 753 00:42:26,261 --> 00:42:28,901 three points higher than this time last year. 754 00:42:29,021 --> 00:42:32,061 Damon Brown, UKN. 755 00:42:36,141 --> 00:42:38,061 Jane? 756 00:42:38,781 --> 00:42:40,461 Jane please? 757 00:42:40,581 --> 00:42:46,901 โ™ช โ™ช 758 00:43:05,181 --> 00:43:09,381 โ™ช โ™ช 759 00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:14,381 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 760 00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:19,381 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 51406

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