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♪♪
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Wake up.
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Wake up.
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Hi, Emma.
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Emma!
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This isn't
what it looks like.
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You don't care.
You're two.
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Hey, Zoey. Zoey!
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Uh, I guess
I kind of dozed off.
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Huh, me too.
I should probably
be going.
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-Yeah, I got to, uh--
-Totally.
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-Yeah, maybe we can
do this again--
-That would be great!
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-Maybe without the kids next--
-I'm in. See ya!
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Yeah, okay.
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I think this one
is yours.
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Right.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ It's amazing how
the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change directions ♪
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(ding)
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Oh, Sam, hi!
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Uh, you're back early.
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I hope everything worked out
with my uncle's cabin.
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It was great.
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Except for the fact
that you forgot
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to tell your uncle
we are coming.
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Getting arrested
was fun.
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Oh. Hey, everyone.
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So I guess I just tiptoed
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through the living room
for nothing.
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You spent the night
with Ben?
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-No.
-Yes.
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Yes. We just
slept together.
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Regular sleep.
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Not the kind I can see
you both picturing.
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Oh, uh, they're a couple.
They kissed and...
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he's pretty good, right?
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Oh, my God, please don't
ever tell Danny
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that I said that.
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Got it.
I'm just gonna...
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Yeah.
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So...
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I guess Ben got over
his little crush
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on me pretty quickly, huh?
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Little crush?
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He texted me a picture
of the campsite
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he built for me.
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He was definitely crushing.
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Gosh, I guess I never realized
how sweet he could be.
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Maybe I misjudged him.
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No, no, no.
I don't think so.
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Did I mention
how perfect
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Ben and Zoey
are together?
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Hey, roomie--
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Riley:
Hey...
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so, we just heard
all about
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your "little sleepover"
with Zoey last night.
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Feel free to lose the air quotes
and innuendo.
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Nothing happened.
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Having kids
in bed with you
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is the best way
to prevent more kids.
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Hey... so, since
my little getaway
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got washed out,
I was thinking about
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going up
to my folks' place
in the Hamptons
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for a day or two...
Do you wanna
come along?
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Really? Sweet, yeah,
that would be so cool.
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-Great.
-Okay.
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You'll love it.
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Oh, my God. What the hell
is wrong with you?
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You just spent the night
with Zoey, and now
you're running off
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for a weekend
with Sam?
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Calm down! Sam has made it
abundantly clear
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that we're just friends.
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Yeah, until she found out
that you might actually
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have feelings
for someone else.
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Oh, my God, do you not speak
a word of "girl"?
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You're just jealous 'cause
she didn't invite you.
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Oh, please. Come on.
Like I care about going
to the stupid Hamptons.
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Hey, Riley,
do you and Danny
want to come, too?
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Yes, we would!
That would be so amazing,
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I've never been
to the Hamptons.
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I'm just going
to keep an eye on you.
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Hey, Brad, honey,
get ready to grab
a screenshot.
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You're gonna want this.
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Bonnie, wait.
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Wait?
Do you have any idea
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how long it took to me
to find the right angle?
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Bonnie, you know how I--
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that it just wasn't--
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I met someone.
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I'm sorry? It sounded like
you said you met someone.
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I did. I just hope
you understand that--
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-(beep)
-(gasps)
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What?
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Oh, I understand,
all right.
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I understand that that is
the second most awful thing
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to happen to me
over a webcam. Oh!
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Hey, hey!
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200 pounds of baby crap
for your weekend with Emma.
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(sobs)
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I can totally
come back later.
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Brad left me for some
Peruvian floozy!
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(muffled whining)
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There, there.
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-Hold me!
-Oh, my God!
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So many bad things happening.
There's just nowhere to look.
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Just give me one good reason
why we should go
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to the Hamptons
with Sam.
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You've hated her
since high school.
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So? Why should hating people
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stop you from enjoying
their beach houses?
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Plus, we need to be there
for Ben, all right?
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He just started seeing Zoey,
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and I think Sam is trying
to put the moves on him.
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And you really think
that we can keep him
off of her?
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I mean,
when it comes to Ben,
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there's only two things
you shouldn't try
to get between...
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and Sam's got
both of them.
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Besides, I don't want you
getting all weird
and jealous.
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Weird and jealous?
Why would I be
weird and jealous?
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I mean, it's not like
you've ever had
feelings for her.
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You never did
have feelings
for her, right?
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Oh, my God, no!
We've been over this.
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No feelings for Sam, ever.
Not then, not now,
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and if I did,
I would've told you.
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You know what?
This conversation
is exactly why
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we are not going.
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We're going, aren't we?
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Okay, if you insist!
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Here we are...
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Welcome to your
Hamptons hideaway.
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Sorry about your bag
getting lost, Riley,
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but you can borrow
my bikini.
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(laughs)
No, she can't.
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So, uh, you guys can have
the master bedroom,
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and Ben and I will share
my old room upstairs.
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We're gonna share?
One room together?
You and me?
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Calm down.
There are two beds.
I think you'll be safe.
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See? I told you
she only wants you
now that you don't want her.
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And who says
I don't want her?
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I had one kiss with Zoey.
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One kiss does not
a relationship make.
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But many kisses
does make for
a pretty great weekend.
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(rapping)
♪ All by myself
for 40 hours ♪
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♪ I'm gonna eat their food
and take long showers ♪
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♪ It's been so long
it should be a crime ♪
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♪ In desperate need
of some Tucker time ♪
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Ayyy!
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(vocalizing)
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♪ Let's go, let's go ♪
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What up,
MC Underpants?
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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I'm bored and lonely
and sad and frustrated.
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I might need
to talk over
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this whole Brad thing
with someone.
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I feel like...
I want to fight for him.
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Or kill him.
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Or kill him while
I'm fighting for him.
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God, but... he won't even
return my phone calls
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so I can tell him
how much I hate him.
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Or love him.
(cries)
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Woman, man up! Okay?
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Now, you need
to get out there,
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and you need
to find somebody
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who will
help you forget.
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Or just get out.
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You can't let Brad
walk all over you.
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You know what?
You're right.
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I'm not gonna sit here
and feel sorry for myself.
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I'm gonna go out
and let complete strangers
tell me how beautiful I am
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while I feel sorry
for myself.
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Thank you, Tucker.
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(door closes)
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♪ Come on, y'all,
here we go again! ♪
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Emma.
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Hi.
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Oh my God, old home movies.
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We totally have
to watch these.
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"Sam's Sweet 16".
Wasn't invited.
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"Sam's Annual Barbecue".
Wasn't invited.
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"Cheerleaders-Only
Slumber Party"?
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I'd totally be up
for watching that.
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Homecoming. Oh!
I actually went
to that one.
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All right.
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(cheering)
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-I won, bitches!
-Ben: Oh, my...
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Seriously, I just want
to thank everyone
who voted for me,
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I love you all.
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Some of you
more than others.
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Hey, Sam!
Congratulations.
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-Oh!
-Oh, my God!
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If I wasn't opposed
to the whole objectification
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of women,
I totally would've
voted for you.
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Hey, didn't you say
that you were
gonna bring Danny?
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Hey, Sam! Wassup?
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Yeah, this is a great party.
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Hey, Danny!
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Oh, it's so good
to see you,
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like, out and about.
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I normally don't come
to these kind of things,
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but when Riley asked me
to be her date--
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Oh, look, they have cake.
Come on.
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Uh, excuse me,
party crasher...
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what are you
doing here?
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Oh, hey, Sam,
how's it going?
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You really know
how to fill out
a uniform.
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In case
you were wondering,
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my braces come off
in two weeks.
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(click)
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-Oh, no! Oh, no!
-Hey!
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Okay, show's over.
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That hair never needs
to be seen again.
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So the grill's lit.
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Uh, Ben and Riley, if you could
just, uh, set the table,
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and Danny, if you wanna
grab the burgers...
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You're welcome.
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For what?
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I think we both know
how that video ends.
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Jeremy,
turn that thing off!
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No, no, no, no.
Off, off, off--
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-Riley: Danny?
-(click)
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Hi. Are you coming?
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Yeah, I've been thinking
about you, too, Zoey.
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Maybe we can go away
together sometime.
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Hey, how's
the little guy doing?
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Okay. Gotta go. Bye!
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I was just
checking in on Emma.
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Wow, that wasn't
totally obvious.
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I'm so confused, man.
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I feel like I might be
starting something great
with Zoey,
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but obviously I also
have feelings for Sam,
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and for the first time ever,
she's actually giving off signs
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that she might
like me back.
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Well, if you're asking
for advice, little bro,
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you have come
to the right place.
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Wait, what'd you
ask me again?
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Oh, right, yeah, Zoey.
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I think she can be
really special.
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I don't know.
I think you're right,
and then--
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Ready to go
to the beach?
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That happens.
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Yeah, let me
just grab my suit.
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Hey, Sam...
this might be
kind of awkward, but--
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You never told Riley
that we hooked up
in high school,
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you're afraid
she'll freak
if she finds out,
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and you'd rather
I kept it to myself?
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Yeah, that pretty much
covers it.
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Our little secret.
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And this is where
the magic happens.
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Oh! I didn't realize
you were a magician.
251
00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:02,082
Well, I have made
two husbands disappear.
252
00:11:02,082 --> 00:11:05,706
Oh, it looks like
you're expecting
company, so I'll just--
253
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,337
Girl has no business
going fishing
254
00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,129
if she doesn't know
how to bait a hook.
255
00:11:09,129 --> 00:11:10,961
Do you fish as well?
256
00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:15,005
Maybe I should've done
one more lap around the bar.
257
00:11:17,007 --> 00:11:19,469
-Oh, let's drink, all right?
-Okay.
258
00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:21,471
-Champagne, huh?
-Oh, all right.
259
00:11:21,471 --> 00:11:22,602
Yes.
260
00:11:22,602 --> 00:11:24,354
-Allow me.
-Okay.
261
00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:25,766
Whoo!
(chuckles)
262
00:11:25,766 --> 00:11:26,977
-Oh, jeez!
-Oh!
263
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,228
Oh, my--
264
00:11:28,228 --> 00:11:29,609
-Malcolm, are you okay?
-No, I'm okay!
265
00:11:29,609 --> 00:11:30,731
-Aah!
-Oh, God--
266
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,696
Well, this isn't how
I thought we'd end up
on the floor.
267
00:11:39,659 --> 00:11:40,991
Perfect.
268
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:44,284
Mrs. Wheeler occupied,
Emma asleep...
269
00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:47,828
It is finally
Tucker time. Yes!
270
00:11:48,789 --> 00:11:51,752
Hola, muchacho. Que pasa?
271
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:55,715
That's Peruvian for,
"Hey, dude. Que pasa ?"
272
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,179
What the hell
are you doing here?
273
00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:02,262
That's Tucker for,
"What the hell
are you doing here?"
274
00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:04,054
I came back
to surprise Bonnie,
275
00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:05,846
but I was hoping
that I could clean up first.
276
00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:07,647
-But I thought
you met someone.
-I did.
277
00:12:07,647 --> 00:12:08,809
Someone with a private plane
278
00:12:08,809 --> 00:12:10,190
who was willing
to fly me home.
279
00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:13,063
I just couldn't stay away
from my Bon-Bon
one second longer.
280
00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:14,614
(sighs)
281
00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:15,856
Uh...
282
00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:17,908
Actually, you know what?
I'm glad you're here.
283
00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:20,160
Yeah, I just need to run out
for a couple of seconds.
284
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,822
No reason, nothing to be
suspicious about.
285
00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:25,165
If you could just
keep an eye on the baby,
that'd be great. Thank you.
286
00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:28,999
Wow, Tucker has
a baby now, too.
287
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,001
How long have I been gone?
288
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:39,259
Mrs. Wheeler, you need to send
that guy packing right now.
289
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,640
Wow...
290
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,553
I knew this day
would come.
291
00:12:43,553 --> 00:12:45,806
And yeah, I've thought
about it, but...
292
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,018
you're best friends
with my sons.
293
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,850
No, no! Your date!
294
00:12:50,981 --> 00:12:52,522
Wait, what are you doing
out here?
295
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,315
Fighting my conscience.
But that bitch is strong.
296
00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:57,948
I can't stop
thinking about Brad.
297
00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:58,859
Brad's back.
298
00:12:58,859 --> 00:12:59,950
What?
299
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,111
I thought
he met someone.
300
00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:03,453
Yeah, someone
with a private plane.
301
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:05,535
To fly him home
to you.
302
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,616
Oh...
303
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,789
Hey, loser,
time to hit the road.
304
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:14,875
Good news!
I took two aspirin
and I feel a looot...
305
00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:20,470
Oh, my God, what
did you do to him?
306
00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:21,972
I didn't do anything
to him.
307
00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:23,093
I just gave him
some aspirin.
308
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,264
(gasps)
Oh, crap.
309
00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:27,227
These aren't aspirin,
these are sleeping pills!
310
00:13:27,227 --> 00:13:29,479
Brad is gonna be here
any minute.
311
00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:30,981
Okay, all right.
You go stall Brad,
312
00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:32,692
-and I will get rid of the body.
-Okay!
313
00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:35,355
(door closes)
314
00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:37,898
God, it's like spring break
all over again.
315
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,653
Night. Thanks for
a great day.
316
00:13:43,653 --> 00:13:45,705
Who would've thought,
the two of us sharing
a room together?
317
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:48,618
Not me, no.
Never crossed
my mind.
318
00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:50,951
-Good night, Ben.
-Good night.
319
00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:09,429
Do you mind?
I get a little cold.
320
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:11,851
Maybe you wouldn't be
so cold if you had
some clothes on.
321
00:14:14,314 --> 00:14:15,896
Do you want me to go?
322
00:14:23,443 --> 00:14:24,905
I can't do this.
323
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,287
Really? Feels like
you're pretty
ready to me.
324
00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:29,910
No, it's--
it's not right.
325
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:33,163
Oh... are you
a lights-on
kind of guy?
326
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,495
Well, yes, but-- No! That--
that''s not what I meant.
327
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,129
I feel like
I'm cheating on Zoey.
328
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,000
I know that sounds stupid.
329
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,461
In some ways
I barely know her,
330
00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:44,554
but in other ways, I feel like
I've known her forever.
331
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,507
Well, Zoey's not here
right now,
332
00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:49,009
and it's not like I had
to twist your arm
333
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:50,430
to come to the beach.
334
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,102
No, I know, I thought
this is what I wanted.
335
00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:54,224
I've literally laid in bed
a thousand nights
336
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:56,396
and thought about
this very moment.
337
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,728
You know, minus
this odd breakdown.
338
00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:04,364
I guess I just keep running away
from Zoey because...
339
00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:06,026
she seems so real.
340
00:15:06,026 --> 00:15:10,200
And if I start something
with her, it may not end.
341
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,034
Maybe I don't want it to end.
342
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,205
Maybe I want to be
with her--
343
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,957
Oh, my God,
why am I telling you this?
344
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,498
What is wrong with me?
345
00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,040
The only thing
that's wrong with you
346
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,173
is that you're here
and not there.
347
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,676
Thank you
for understanding.
348
00:15:29,599 --> 00:15:32,052
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
349
00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:33,643
Just calm down.
It's gonna be fine.
350
00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:34,814
No, it's not
gonna be fine.
351
00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:37,147
Does this look
fine to you?
352
00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:39,399
I had jellyfish
stuck to my left breast!
353
00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:42,232
It-- Who goes swimming
in the middle of the night?
354
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:45,195
I'm sorry. I thought
it would be romantic.
355
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,237
Hey, maybe we can
get a jellyfish to
356
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,029
bite the other one
and even 'em out.
357
00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:51,241
I will if you will.
358
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,457
Hey, I'm heading back
to the city.
359
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,918
I think I can just catch
the last train.
360
00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:00,840
You were right.
Zoey and I are meant
361
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,082
to be together,
and I have to go tell her.
362
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,295
There's something about you...
363
00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:06,466
You look good.
364
00:16:12,392 --> 00:16:13,933
I hate the Hamptons.
365
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,599
Brad, just calm down, man.
366
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,521
I'm sure I can find her
if you just give me a minute.
367
00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:24,234
I'm beginning to think
that you have no idea
where she is.
368
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,777
We have been to six bars,
four night clubs,
and a speakeasy.
369
00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:31,241
Also, I'm beginning to think
that maybe she's developing
a drinking problem.
370
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:34,454
Wow. You really
have been gone
a long time.
371
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,917
Wait...her light's on.
372
00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:41,000
She's home!
Oh, I gotta
get over there!
373
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,212
(door slams)
374
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,753
Tucker?
375
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,176
Donde esta?
376
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:49,839
Bonnie:
A few more feet...
377
00:16:49,839 --> 00:16:51,471
-Okay.
-and you're
just another drunk
378
00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:54,134
sleeping one off
in the hallway.
379
00:16:54,134 --> 00:16:55,595
Oh, God, your coat.
380
00:16:55,595 --> 00:16:57,267
O-- okay... all right...
381
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,558
-(grunts)
-(groans)
382
00:16:58,558 --> 00:17:00,019
Okay? Huh? All right.
383
00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:03,983
-Mrs. Wheeler!
-(stammers)
384
00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:06,025
Brad is coming,
and he'll be in here
any minute!
385
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,068
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
what do I do?
386
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,319
I don't know!
387
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,281
Oh! Okay, here.
Help! Cover him!
388
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,114
Cover him up, cover him up,
cover him up, cover him up...
389
00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:15,865
-All right, come on, here we go.
-Okay...
390
00:17:15,865 --> 00:17:17,207
All right. Here we-- here we go.
391
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,458
-All right, cover him.
-Oh, my God.
392
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:19,709
-Tucker, help me.
-You're insane.
393
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,291
-No, I am not.
-Move, move, move, move!
394
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,422
Hurry...
395
00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:23,623
Bonnie!
396
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:25,125
(screams)
397
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,586
-Oh!
-Come here!
398
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:31,301
You're home!
Oh, my God, this is--
this is so exciting!
399
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,672
We should go out
and celebrate!
400
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,554
What are you, crazy?
No! I just got back.
401
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,176
I've been traveling
for two days.
402
00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:38,348
All I wanna do is
sit on the couch
and wrap myself in your arms.
403
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,890
Okay, well, why don't you
just jump in the shower
404
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,273
and we will just
get right to that.
405
00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:44,644
-I've already showered.
-Oh! Okay, well,
406
00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:46,106
you know,, you can never
be too clean.
407
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,239
You get started,
and I will come in
and join you. Okay?
408
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:50,280
Quarterback
and towel girl?
409
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,401
You don't
have to tell me twice!
410
00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:53,323
Hut, hut!
Oh, look at that ass!
411
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,285
Oh, go long! Go long!
412
00:17:55,285 --> 00:17:57,457
Emma, let's get out of here
before the touchdown.
413
00:17:57,457 --> 00:17:59,078
You have to help me
get him out of here.
414
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,202
Grab his feet.
Hi, sweetie! I like your top!
415
00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:03,703
Okay. Malcolm!
416
00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:05,205
-Malcolm!
-Okay, I'll be right back.
417
00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:07,377
-Okay.
-Ready now?
418
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:08,758
-Here we go.
-(both grunt)
419
00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:12,302
Whee! Look at me!
I'm Superman!
420
00:18:13,803 --> 00:18:14,884
Hey, Bon-Bon...
421
00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:19,519
Why is there a semi-conscious
man on your couch?
422
00:18:21,311 --> 00:18:25,225
Would you believe
I found him in the dryer
with the rest of my laundry?
423
00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:29,649
What was that, Emma?
424
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:32,282
Oh, you want some pancakes?
Okay, but you buying.
425
00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:42,412
Okay... here's
the truth.
426
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:46,125
You said that
you met someone.
427
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,168
I was devastated.
428
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,050
And, you know, I thought that
going out would somehow
429
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,343
make me feel better,
that we would be even.
430
00:18:53,343 --> 00:18:56,676
But it didn't,
and I couldn't even
go through with it.
431
00:18:56,676 --> 00:19:00,180
Brad, sweetie, I am so sorry,
but we're fine, I swear--
432
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,562
No, no, no,
we are not fine, Bon-Bon.
433
00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:04,524
I can't believe
that all it took
434
00:19:04,524 --> 00:19:07,477
was one phone call
for you to give up on us.
435
00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:10,440
If you can jump
from happily married
to craven philanderer
436
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,942
that quickly, then maybe
we don't have the kind of bond
437
00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:14,194
that I thought we did.
438
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,616
-Brad, I love you.
-I'm sorry, Bonnie.
439
00:19:16,616 --> 00:19:18,868
I should've never
left Peru.
440
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,042
-(sighs)
-(door closes)
441
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:24,043
(sighs)
442
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:27,417
(groans)
443
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,419
Oh, jeez.
444
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,050
I should probably
go call my wife.
445
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:32,051
Okay.
446
00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:39,299
Oh, hey, babe.
What are you doing up?
447
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,012
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no...
448
00:19:43,012 --> 00:19:44,604
-You lied to me.
-Riley...
449
00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:47,727
You... you could've
just told me the truth.
450
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,108
It was high school.
451
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:54,614
I asked you if you had
feelings for her,
452
00:19:54,614 --> 00:19:56,236
and you said, "No."
453
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,447
"Not ever."
454
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,869
-Just let me explain, please.
-No, no, no, Danny.
455
00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:01,531
There's nothing
to explain.
456
00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:04,163
Here's your necklace.
457
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,205
We don't have
a someday anymore.
458
00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:20,840
Ben? Is something wrong?
It's the middle
of the night.
459
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,102
Absolutely nothing
is wrong.
460
00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:24,474
It's all perfect.
I just couldn't see it.
461
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,477
And-- and I want you to know
I'm ready for this.
462
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,308
(gasps)
463
00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:31,521
For us, for me, you,
Emma and Hunter.
464
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,232
I want to be with you
and no one else.
465
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,945
Ben...
466
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:37,567
Hey babe,
everything okay?
467
00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:41,911
This is Aaron...
Hunter's dad.
468
00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:50,420
Bonnie, I came back.
469
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,671
I'm sorry I overreacted.
470
00:20:51,671 --> 00:20:54,173
I honestly cannot live
without you.
471
00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:56,636
Bonnie?
472
00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:00,720
Anybody home?
473
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,093
Bonnie:
Brad! I'm here!
474
00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:05,975
I'll go to the ends
of the Earth to be with you!
475
00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:07,347
We are meant
to be together!
476
00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:10,310
Brad?
477
00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:12,892
Anybody home?
478
00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:18,157
Ooh. Interesting.
479
00:21:18,157 --> 00:21:20,490
The floor outside is the same
as the floor inside.
480
00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:22,952
(buzzing)
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