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AND THAT'S HOW YOU GET
A LITTLE GIRL TO STOP CRYING.
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YOU KNOW, I'M MORE CONCERNED
WITH HOW TO GET A BIG BOY
TO STOP DANCING.
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SERIOUSLY, DAD, IT IS
SO NOT A BIG DEAL.
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I'M TOTALLY COOL.
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YEAH, YEAH, I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER.
ALL RIGHT.
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(crying)
OH MY GOD, MY LIFE IS OVER.
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(mockingly)
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU SEE
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE,
IT WILL MAKE YOU STOP.
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MY DAD CANCELED
OUR TRIP TO TAHITI.
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NOW I'VE GOT A WEEK OFF
WITH NO PROSPECTS,
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NOWHERE TO GO,
AND NO MONEY.
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GOD, WHEN DID
I TURN INTO BEN?
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HEY, I HAVE SOME PERSONAL DAYS.
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MAYBE WE COULD
STAYCATION TOGETHER.
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OH, THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
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YEAH, SURE, IF YOU'RE YOU
GETTING TO HANG OUT WITH ME.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FUN?
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MY LIFE IS ABOUT
TO CHANGE FOREVER.
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WELL, YOU'RE TALL
AND HAVE BIG HANDS,
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SO THE TRANSITION
SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD.
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YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT LATER.
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MR. JON BON JOVI
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IS SELLING HIS
NEW YORK PENTHOUSE,
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HE IS LOOKING
FOR A REALTOR,
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AND I THINK
HIS SEARCH IS OVER.
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Hi, Jon.
I'm Bonnie Wheeler.
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To sell a property
as special as yours,
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you could go with a realtor
with decades of experience,
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or you could go with...
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me, the ultimate fan,
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who conceived not one,
but two kids
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to Shot Through the Heart.
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Jon, I know I may be
living on a prayer,
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but I promise I will
sell your place,
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dead or alive.
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Bonnie Wheeler.
I give real estate
a bad name.
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(mouths)
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MOM...
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I THOUGHT DAD BURNED DOWN
THE BON JOVI SHRINE.
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HE DID.
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I REBUILT IT.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW
THE UNEXPECTED ♪
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♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND CHANGE DIRECTIONS ♪
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NOW, DOES THAT CONVINCE YOU
TO GO TO THE CONCERT WITH ME?
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NO...
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AND I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T GO
ANYWHERE FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES.
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FINE, BUT IF YOU DON'T
HEAR FROM ME BY SATURDAY,
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YOU'LL KNOW I GOT
ON THEIR TOUR BUS.
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JUST TAKE A FRIEND.
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ONE WHO DOESN'T DO THIS.
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HEY, CAN I GET
YOU GUYS ANYTHING?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE, A BEER,
OR PERHAPS SOME BIRTH CONTROL?
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MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME
CONVINCE YOUR BROTHER
HOW AMAZING RUBBER FOX IS.
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RUBBER FOX?
I LOVE THEM.
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WAIT, ARE YOU GOING
TO THEIR SHOW TONIGHT?
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THEY'VE BEEN
SOLD OUT FOR WEEKS.
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-YOU WANNA COME?
-HELL YEAH.
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-HELL NO.
-WHAT'S WRONG?
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YOU JUST TOLD ME
TO TAKE A FRIEND.
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YEAH, FRIEND,
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AS LONG AS THEY'RE
FEMALE, OR GAY, OR BOTH.
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BESIDES, BEN'S WORKING.
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HEY, CARTER, YOU CLOCK ME
OUT LATER,
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AND I'LL CLOCK YOU IN
EARLY TOMORROW?
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-SURE.
-(grunts) YES!
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AND I'M OFFICIALLY
NOT WORKING.
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OKAY, I JUST GOTTA GET HOME,
WASH UP,
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AND PUT SOME NEW STRINGS
ON MY AIR GUITAR.
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I'LL MEET YOU AT THE GARDEN.
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AND I'M GONNA
GO HOME AND CHANGE,
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AND THEN PICK BEN UP
AT THE GARDEN,
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BECAUSE THE CONCERT'S NOT THERE.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THAT'S NOT GONNA END WELL.
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SO, TUCK, I SEE YOU DECIDED
TO TAKE A LITTLE STAYCATION
AFTER ALL,
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ONE THAT YOU JUST DIDN'T
INVITE ME TO JOIN.
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RILEY, I THOUGHT
WE WENT OVER THIS.
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MY VACATION IS
SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS,
AND ZERO RILEYS.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I NEED TO GO WASH OFF
THIS SUNTAN LOTION.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU PEOPLE LOVE IT SO MUCH.
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OFFICIALLY THE BEST DAY EVER!
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MY VIDEO RESUME WORKED,
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AND I AM ONE OF TWO FINALISTS
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TO SELL BON JOVI'S PENTHOUSE.
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WE ARE TALKING POOLS,
TENNIS COURT,
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AND A COMMISSION CHECK
THAT WILL HELP ME
FOLLOW MY DREAMS.
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-WHAT DREAMS?
-TO GET THE HELL
OUT OF REAL ESTATE.
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DID YOU SAY POOL?
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NO, I SAID, "POOLS,"
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AS IN, "I'M SO RICH,
I BUILT A SECOND POOL,
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"BECAUSE I FORGOT
I ALREADY HAD ONE."
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-SO THE PLACE IS VACANT?
-YEAH, YEAH.
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I JUST NEED TO FIND
A RICH GUY WITH DEEP POCKETS.
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OH MAN.
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IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME
I SAID THAT, I COULD AFFORD
THAT PLACE MYSELF.
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WHAT ABOUT
A RICH WOMAN?
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LIKE MY BOSS,
MARY HART.
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YEAH, IF YOU SHOW ME
THE APARTMENT,
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I'LL TALK IT UP TO MARY.
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YOU WOULD DO THAT
FOR ME?
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OH MY GOD, TUCKER.
THANK YOU!
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(laughing)
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(muffled shouting)
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-I'M SORRY, WHAT?
-BOOB CANYON!
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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I WILL SEE YOU
FIRST THING TOMORROW.
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(screaming)
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DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.
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"DOES IT HAVE A POOL?
IS IT VACANT?"
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YOU'RE ABOUT AS TRANSPARENT
AS MY ATTEMPT TO GO WITH YOU.
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SERIOUSLY, CAN I PLEASE GO?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, RILEY.
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HI, CAN I SPEAK TO SOMEONE
ABOUT TENNIS LESSONS?
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(high-pitched scream)
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DUDE! OH MY GOD,
YOU JUST SCARED ME.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT TIME IT IS?
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OH, I'M SORRY.
WAS EMMA A PROBLEM?
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NO, EMMA WAS NOT A PROBLEM.
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IT'S 12:45 IN THE MORNING,
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
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CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF?
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UH, NOT REALLY, DAD.
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THE CONCERT ENDED AT 11:00,
WE GOT SOMETHING TO EAT,
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AND I DROPPED HER OFF
AT HER PLACE.
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HER PLACE?
A-HA! I KNEW IT.
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WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
CALM DOWN.
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BEN, YOU ARE PHYSICALLY
INCAPABLE OF JUST BEING FRIENDS
WITH A GIRL.
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YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T TRUST ME
TO BE ALONE WITH
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME
IF I'M SERIOUS?
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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA BE
SERIOUSLY BUMMED,
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BECAUSE ROBYN JUST INVITED ME
TO LUNCH AND YOGA
WITH HER TOMORROW.
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BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT
SOMEBODY'S BOYFRIEND
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IS NOT VERY BENDY.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG MAN!
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(beeping)
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HERE WE ARE,
BON JOVI'S PENTHOUSE.
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BON JOVI'S PENTHOUSE!
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(screaming)
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(screaming continues)
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I'M SORRY,
I JUST HAD TO GET THAT OUT.
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IT'S NICE.
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NO, MY ASS IS NICE.
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THIS IS SPECTACULAR.
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BONNIE WHEELER,
I'M J.P. DANVERS,
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MR. BON JOVI'S BUSINESS MANAGER.
WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
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THIS IS TUCKER DOBBS.
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HE IS REPRESENTING
A POTENTIAL BUYER
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WHO WOULD RATHER
REMAIN ANONYMOUS.
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MARY HART.
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KNOCK KNOCK.
HI, I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE.
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WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
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WELL, MY FIRM IS REPPING
ALL OF MARY HART'S FINANCES,
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AND I'VE BEEN ORDERED
BY THE COURT,
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THE COURT,
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TO ASSESS
ALL FUTURE ASSETS.
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THE COURT SENT ME HERE.
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I AM HERE FROM THE COURT.
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CAN YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A MINUTE?
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(Tucker laughing)
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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OH, I AM BEATING YOU
AT YOUR OWN GAME.
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I WANT A PIECE, DOBBS.
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YOU CUT ME IN,
OR I CUT YOU OUT.
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-MRS. WHEELER...
-UH...
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WE'RE JUST GONNA GO TAKE
A LOOK AROUND THE HOUSE.
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THIS PLACE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
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WELL, ACTUALLY, IT IS,
BUT I HATE SHARING.
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SO DO I, DOBBS.
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SO DO I.
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SO, WHO'S THE LOSER
I'M COMPETING AGAINST
FOR THE LISTING?
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-(angrily) BONNIE?
-(angrily) BRAD?
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PERFECT, SO MY COMPETITION
IS A WALKING TUBE OF HAIR GEL
AND TEETH WHITENER.
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AND I GUESS MINE IS
A BOTTLE BLONDE
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WHOSE REAL ESTATE LICENSE
IS PRINTED ON A COCKTAIL NAPKIN.
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OH, GOOD, YOU TWO
KNOW EACH OTHER.
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I WAS AFRAID THIS
WAS GONNA BE AWKWARD.
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WE DECIDED TO DOUBLE LIST
THE PROPERTY.
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OF COURSE, WHOEVER BRINGS IN
THE BUYER WILL GET
FULL COMMISSION.
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BUT I'M SURE THAT PROFESSIONALS
SUCH AS YOURSELVES,
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WILL MAKE IT WORK.
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(both laughing)
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OH, THIS IS GONNA BE
TOO EASY,
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WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.
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(laughs)
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OH, PLEASE, THIS PLACE
IS GONNA BE A SNAP
TO UNLOAD,
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WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
TO YOU WHEN I DUMPED YOU.
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WELL, YOU COULDN'T
SELL MATCHES TO THE DEVIL.
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OH, WELL, WHY DON'T WE
JUST GIVE IT A TRY?
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(angrily)
WANNA BUY SOME MATCHES?
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LOOK, JUST TRY
TO BE PROFESSIONAL
AND STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WE CAN JUST ACT
LIKE NORMAL ADULTS,
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AND NOT TWO PEOPLE WHO WERE ONCE
WILDLY ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER.
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ONCE.
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WILDLY.
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YEAH, YOU'RE AS WEAK
AS EVER.
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HA-HA!
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(elevator dings)
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(elevator dings)
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(clattering)
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THAT'S NOT GOOD.
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OH, I GOTTA REMEMBER TO BRING
AN EMPTY SUITCASE
FOR SOUVENIRS.
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OUT OF MY WAY!
OUT OF MY WAY!
OUT OF MY WAY!
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YES!
I'M A GENIUS.
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-(knocking)
-Hello? Anyone?
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We're stuck in here!
Hello?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I HID MY PHONE
IN THE ELEVATOR
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TO PROVE THAT BEN
REALLY IS A DOG.
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WAIT, SO YOU ACTUALLY WANT BEN
TO HIT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,023
-Robyn: Hello?
-YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I CAN PROVE I'M RIGHT.
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00:10:04,064 --> 00:10:07,027
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL.
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00:10:08,528 --> 00:10:10,530
WHY DO PEOPLE
KEEP SAYING THAT?
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00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:16,576
ROBYN, WHAT'S WRONG?
ARE YOU OKAY?
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(panting)
I CAN'T BREATHE.
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(breathing quickens)
CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
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I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
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00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:24,334
SO NOT OKAY?
HELLO?
218
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Ben:
Can anyone hear us?
219
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:29,049
OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
220
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,882
(shouting)
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00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,514
NO! NO! NO! NO!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
222
00:10:36,807 --> 00:10:38,388
THERE.
223
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,810
NOT THERE.
224
00:10:43,183 --> 00:10:44,855
HEY, TUCK.
225
00:10:44,855 --> 00:10:46,606
CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING?
226
00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:48,028
YEAH.
227
00:10:48,028 --> 00:10:49,940
CAN YOU HELP ME FIND
A GOOD WAY TO GET RID OF YOU?
228
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,694
THIS IS MY VACATION.
YOU GOTS TO GO.
229
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,776
UGH, OKAY FINE.
230
00:10:56,777 --> 00:10:58,038
HEY, YOU WANNA PLAY FOR IT?
231
00:10:58,038 --> 00:11:00,660
I WAS LOOKING AT
THE "YOU ARE HERE" MAP
IN THE FOYER.
232
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,704
HE'S GOT BOWLING, TENNIS,
ROCK CLIMBING, YOU NAME IT.
233
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,246
LOSER VACATES THE STAYCAY.
234
00:11:07,788 --> 00:11:09,589
WELL, I SAY WE START
WITH TENNIS.
235
00:11:09,589 --> 00:11:11,001
I HOPE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR PADDLE.
236
00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:15,425
HAVEN'T REALLY STARTED
THOSE LESSONS YET, HAVE YOU?
237
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,257
(beeping)
238
00:11:17,257 --> 00:11:19,099
(door opens)
239
00:11:19,099 --> 00:11:20,891
AND THE BEST PART IS
240
00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:23,934
THE ENTIRE PENTHOUSE
SMELLS LIKE BON JOVI.
241
00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:27,858
WELL, NOT THAT I KNOW
WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE...
242
00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:29,439
BIRTHDAY CAKE
AND MY FUTURE.
243
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,021
(giggles)
HELLO?
244
00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:34,905
TUCKER, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
245
00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:36,987
MARY WANTED ME
TO BREAK INTO THE APARTMENT
246
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,869
TO SEE HOW GOOD
THE SECURITY SYSTEM IS.
247
00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:42,702
ANSWER:
NOT VERY.
248
00:11:44,374 --> 00:11:46,416
WELL, I JUST HOPE
THAT MARY BITES.
249
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:48,168
SHE MAY BE MY ONLY HOPE.
250
00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:50,710
UGH, I JUST WISH I COULD GET
THIS LISTING ALL TO MYSELF.
251
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,172
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST ASK BRAD?
252
00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:54,634
LIKE I'M GONNA TAKE ADVICE
FROM A GUY WHO'S GOT
SAILBOATS ON HIS PANTS.
253
00:11:59,389 --> 00:12:00,510
BUT...
254
00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:02,973
I COULD PLY HIM WITH ALCOHOL
AND SEDUCE HIM,
255
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,305
AND THEN GUILT HIM
INTO GIVING ME THE LISTING
256
00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:07,938
WHILE HE'S STILL
UNDER THE EFFECTS
OF AN AFTER-GLOW COMA.
257
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,482
YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION
TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE.
258
00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:16,736
HEY, IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME
TO USE IT, HE WOULDN'T
HAVE MADE IT MAGICAL.
259
00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:22,532
-(laughing)
-YOU READY FOR MY BIG FINISH?
260
00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:24,124
Danny: I'M HERE!
261
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,366
(grunting)
262
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,959
-DANNY!
-ROBYN, ARE YOU OKAY?
263
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:30,170
COULD YOU JUST WAIT
ONE SECOND?
264
00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:31,922
BEN WAS JUST ABOUT
TO FINISH HIS DANCE.
265
00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,136
(laughing)
266
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,803
SERIOUSLY, BEN
WAS SO AMAZING.
267
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:43,844
HE REALLY DID
SAVE MY LIFE.
268
00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:47,097
OH, HEY, MY PHONE
DIED IN THE ELEVATOR.
269
00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:48,979
DO YOU MIND IF I CHECK
MY EMAIL REAL QUICK?
270
00:12:48,979 --> 00:12:49,850
YEAH, SURE.
271
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,231
OH, WAIT, NO!
DON'T OPEN IT.
272
00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:52,482
I WAS LOOKING AT PORN!
273
00:12:54,985 --> 00:12:56,817
IS THAT THE ELEVATOR?
274
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,068
WERE YOU WATCHING US?
275
00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:00,660
WHAT IS GOING ON?
276
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:02,612
OH MY GOD,
YOU WERE WATCHING US!
277
00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:05,325
YOU SHUT DOWN THE ELEVATOR
TO SEE IF I'D HIT ON ROBYN,
DIDN'T YOU?
278
00:13:05,325 --> 00:13:06,997
IS THAT TRUE?
279
00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:08,208
SORT OF.
280
00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:10,831
BUT YOU'D UNDERSTAND
IF YOU KNEW BEN.
I CAN'T TRUST HIM.
281
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,003
-(scoffs)
-BEN'S FINE.
282
00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:14,374
YOU'RE THE CRAZY ONE.
283
00:13:14,374 --> 00:13:16,466
HOW ABOUT YOU SPEND
LESS TIME NOT TRUSTING
YOUR BROTHER
284
00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:18,008
AND MORE TIME
TRUSTING ME.
285
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:21,091
ROBYN, I'M SORRY.
CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?
286
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:24,184
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'LL THINK ABOUT IT
ON THE FOUR FLIGHTS OF STAIRS
287
00:13:24,184 --> 00:13:26,766
I HAVE TO WALK DOWN
BECAUSE YOU BLEW UP
THE ELEVATOR.
288
00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:29,890
BE CAREFUL
NOT TO BLOW ANYTHING ELSE UP...
289
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:31,061
LIKE US.
290
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:34,985
-(door closes)
-WELL, THANK YOU, DANNY.
291
00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:37,938
YOU'VE JUST MADE EVERY
STUPID THING I'VE EVER DONE
A LITTLE LESS STUPID.
292
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:41,821
-I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
-YEAH, YOU ARE.
293
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,036
BUT, IN YOUR DEFENSE,
I HAVE BEEN KIND OF A DOG
IN THE PAST.
294
00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:49,910
ACTUALLY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
295
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,952
A DOG IS EXACTLY
WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW.
296
00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:53,663
YOU THINK I SHOULD GET
ROBYN A PUPPY?
297
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:56,456
NO, NO.
298
00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:57,837
I'M GONNA HIT
ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
299
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,799
SHE CAN'T BE MAD AT YOU
IF YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT ME.
300
00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:02,012
YOU'D HIT
ON MY GIRLFRIEND FOR ME?
301
00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:04,384
YOU'RE THE BEST BROTHER EVER.
302
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,427
IF HITTING ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND
MAKES ME A GOOD BROTHER,
303
00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,349
THEN IN HIGH SCHOOL,
I WAS AMAZING.
304
00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:12,472
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
305
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,858
(both sigh)
306
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,481
JUST LIKE RIDING A BIKE.
307
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,865
A REALLY,
REALLY PRETTY BIKE.
308
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,079
GOD, I MISSED
BOOB CANYON.
309
00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:35,335
SO, UM...
310
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:37,297
BRAD,
I WAS WONDERING
311
00:14:37,297 --> 00:14:41,131
IF I COULD MAYBE JUST ASK YOU
FOR A TEENSY, WEENSY FAVOR.
312
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:44,214
(laughs)
ANYTHING FOR YOU,
BON BON,
313
00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:45,715
BUT I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD ASK YOU
314
00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:49,389
FOR AN ITSY, BITSY
LITTLE FAVOR FIRST.
315
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,560
IT'S ABOUT THE LISTING.
316
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,183
OH, YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE IT
ALL TO MYSELF?
317
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,315
BRAD, THAT'S SO SWEET.
318
00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:57,727
ACTUALLY, I HAD
A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT IDEA,
319
00:14:57,727 --> 00:15:00,650
ONE THAT INVOLVED
ME HAVING IT ALL TO MYSELF.
320
00:15:02,282 --> 00:15:04,284
WAIT A MINUTE.
321
00:15:04,284 --> 00:15:07,988
DID YOU PLY ME WITH ALCOHOL
SO YOU COULD SEDUCE ME
INTO GIVING YOU THE LISTING
322
00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:10,450
WHILE I WAS STILL
UNDER THE EFFECTS
OF AN AFTER-GLOW COMA?
323
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:11,911
(gasps)
324
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,123
OH, YOU ARE DESPICABLE.
325
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:16,496
FUNNY, I'M GETTING THE FEELING
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU
TRIED TO DO TO ME!
326
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:18,378
YEAH, WELL,
I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!
327
00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:22,342
AND TO THINK I WAXED
AND POLISHED ALL KINDS
OF THINGS TO BE HERE!
328
00:15:22,342 --> 00:15:24,965
WELL, THAT MAKES
TWO OF US!
329
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,008
YOU ARE A DISGRACE
TO OUR HONORABLE PROFESSION.
330
00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:30,850
HEY, MISS PROFESSIONAL,
331
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:32,552
YOU FORGOT
YOUR PANTIES.
332
00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:37,357
AND FOR THE RECORD,
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
JON BON JOVI THE ENTIRE TIME.
333
00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:38,938
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, BONNIE?
334
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,982
-SO WAS I!
-OH, HOW DARE YOU!
335
00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:44,824
(door slams)
336
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,948
WE WILL NEVER
SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN.
337
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,876
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FRIENDS
WITH JON BON JOVI.
338
00:15:56,876 --> 00:15:58,538
YOU MAY BE
THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW.
339
00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:00,580
YOU'RE THE COOLEST PERSON
I KNOW.
340
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,042
EXCEPT FOR BON JOVI,
341
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:03,293
BECAUSE I DO KNOW HIM,
342
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:06,966
BUT WHY DID WE HAVE TO BE
IN THE HOT TUB AT EXACTLY 9:00?
343
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,848
JON'S GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS.
344
00:16:08,848 --> 00:16:10,010
WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.
345
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:18,978
HERO TIME.
346
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,981
(beeping)
347
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,942
(handle clicks)
348
00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:26,066
(beeping)
349
00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:27,777
(handle clicks)
350
00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:29,569
(beeping)
351
00:16:29,569 --> 00:16:30,950
-UH, DANNY?
-(gasps)
352
00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,952
OH, THANK GOD
YOU GUYS ARE HERE.
353
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,244
DO YOU HAVE THE CODE
TO GET IN?
354
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,665
BEN'S HITTING ON ROBYN FOR ME.
355
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,957
-DO I WANT TO KNOW?
-NO.
356
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,501
HEY, IF WE HELP YOU,
CAN YOU HELP US
FISH A GOLF CART
357
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,922
OUT OF THE EAST RIVER?
358
00:16:42,922 --> 00:16:44,884
IT MAY HAVE FALLEN
OFF THE ROOF.
359
00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:49,469
I'M REALLY GLAD
WE'RE FRIENDS.
360
00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:51,051
I JUST WISH DANNY
COULD CALM DOWN ABOUT IT.
361
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,012
HERE'S THE THING
ABOUT MY BROTHER--
362
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:53,973
HE'S KIND OF
A JEALOUS GUY.
363
00:16:54,974 --> 00:16:56,396
HERE'S THE THING
ABOUT ME...
364
00:16:57,847 --> 00:16:59,599
MAYBE HE SHOULD BE.
365
00:16:59,599 --> 00:17:01,941
-BEN.
-WE'RE ALREADY GUILTY
IN HIS EYES.
366
00:17:01,941 --> 00:17:03,233
WE MIGHT AS WELL
BE GUILTY OF SOMETHING.
367
00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:06,146
AND HERE I THOUGHT
IT WAS JUST ME.
368
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,948
BUT LET'S JUST
KEEP THIS BETWEEN US.
369
00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:10,150
(stammering)
WHAT? NO.
370
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,031
THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD
BE BETWEEN US IS SPACE
371
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,913
AND WATER,
MAYBE SOME BUBBLES.
372
00:17:13,913 --> 00:17:17,036
OH, BEN, COME ON.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MISTER COOL?
373
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,289
WE'RE ALREADY GUILTY.
LET'S BE GUILTY OF SOMETHING.
374
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,421
I GOT SOMETHING,
AND IT INVOLVES US
BEING NAKED.
375
00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:23,543
OKAY, I GOTTA GO.
376
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,874
TIME'S UP, ALL RIGHT?
377
00:17:24,874 --> 00:17:26,126
Ben: OH! OH GOD!
378
00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:28,588
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
379
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,592
-BOWLING?
-SURE.
380
00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:34,474
NOTHING HERE
I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.
381
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,017
DANNY, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.
I WAS STICKING TO THE PLAN.
382
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,440
YEAH, YOUR PLAN.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
383
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,891
NO! OUR PLAN.
384
00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:44,144
I HIT ON HER,
BUT SHE HIT BACK.
I WAS OUT-HITTED.
385
00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:47,357
THAT'S RIGHT,
I OUT-HITTED HIM.
386
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,741
"IT'S 9:00, GOING IN
FOR THE MOVE.
GET IN HERE."
387
00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:54,904
THE NEXT TIME YOU MAKE
A SECRET PLAN ABOUT ME,
DON'T EMAIL IT TO ME.
388
00:17:54,904 --> 00:17:55,905
JUST A THOUGHT.
389
00:17:56,906 --> 00:17:59,959
I KEEP SAYING, REPLY
AND REPLY ALL SHOULD NOT
BE NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
390
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,463
OKAY, THREE WEEKS
INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP
391
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:06,836
AND SO FAR YOU'VE LOCKED ME
IN AN ELEVATOR WITH YOUR BROTHER
SO HE COULD HIT ON ME,
392
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,008
AND THEN THIS
WHOLE HOT TUB THING
SO HE COULD DO IT AGAIN.
393
00:18:09,008 --> 00:18:11,801
I'M A MAN OF LIMITED SKILLS.
394
00:18:12,882 --> 00:18:14,634
THAT'S TWO STRIKES
AGAINST YOU, DANNY.
395
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:16,346
ROBYN, I AM SO SORRY.
396
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,017
I LIKE YOU, DANNY,
397
00:18:18,017 --> 00:18:19,849
BUT NOBODY TELLS ME
WHO TO BE FRIENDS WITH.
398
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,481
SO WE'RE STILL FRIENDS?
399
00:18:21,481 --> 00:18:22,772
YEAH, NO.
400
00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:26,986
REMEMBER, WHEELER,
TWO STRIKES.
THREE AND YOU'RE OUT.
401
00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:31,821
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
STILL GOING OUT.
402
00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:33,323
OUR PLAN WORKED.
403
00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:34,904
WE'RE GENIUSES.
404
00:18:36,035 --> 00:18:38,288
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO WITH THAT.
WE'RE GENIUSES.
405
00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:39,659
ROBYN?
406
00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:43,913
OKAY, I'M GONNA NEED
SOME PANTS.
407
00:18:47,046 --> 00:18:50,460
AND THE HOME THEATER
IS ACTUALLY A MULTI-PLEX.
408
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,253
THE SHOWTIMES ARE POSTED
ON THE REFRIGERATOR.
409
00:18:53,253 --> 00:18:55,805
THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE
FOR ANY MILLIONAIRE.
410
00:18:55,805 --> 00:18:58,598
UNLESS YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE,
IN WHICH CASE,
IT'S A GREAT FIXER-UPPER.
411
00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:03,433
BRAD, I THOUGHT I SENT YOU
A SCHEDULE SO THIS
WOULDN'T HAPPEN.
412
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,604
DID YOU FORGET HOW TO READ?
413
00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:08,318
NO, BUT IT'S HARD TO TELL
WHAT THIS PICTURE OF YOUR ASS
IS TRYING TO SAY.
414
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,902
WELL, LET ME TRANSLATE:
"BUTT OUT!"
415
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,196
THIS PLACE IS PRACTICALLY SOLD.
416
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,037
WELL, I'M GLAD
I BROUGHT MY ICE SKATES,
417
00:19:18,037 --> 00:19:20,330
BECAUSE APPARENTLY HELL
HAS FROZEN OVER.
418
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:23,082
YEAH? WELL, THEN I'M GLAD
THAT I HAVE A CLIENT WHO'S
IN THE MARKET
419
00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:24,874
FOR A PLACE
WITH AN ICE RINK.
420
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:26,165
-RIGHT, MRS. ANDREWS?
-(door slams)
421
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,378
MRS--
(scoffs)
422
00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:29,839
NICE GOING, BRAD.
423
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,001
-SO IT'S MY FAULT NOW?
-NO, NOT JUST NOW.
424
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:34,634
-IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT.
-OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS
IS ALL ABOUT:
425
00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:36,756
YOU NOT BEING ABLE
TO GET OVER ME.
426
00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:38,007
I GET THIS ALL THE TIME.
427
00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:40,430
YEAH, YEAH.
YOU'RE PRETTY, I GET IT.
428
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,601
BIG WHOOP, ALL RIGHT.
429
00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:43,973
YOU'RE NOT MY FIRST
INAPPROPRIATELY YOUNGER
BOYFRIEND
430
00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:45,645
AND YOU WON'T
BE MY LAST.
431
00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:46,936
KNOCK ON WOOD.
432
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,068
MAN, WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO BE SUCH A NIGHTMARE?
433
00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:50,900
IT IS SO DAMN SEXY.
434
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,363
-(sighing)
-GOD...
435
00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:54,984
BONNIE, I DON'T
WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU.
436
00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:59,319
I'VE NEVER SAID THIS
TO A WOMAN BEFORE,
BUT WILL YOU...
437
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,952
-SPLIT THE COMMISSION WITH ME?
-OH MY GOD.
438
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:07,997
BRAD...
439
00:20:07,997 --> 00:20:09,709
THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING
YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME.
440
00:20:11,631 --> 00:20:13,673
SO, UH, I GUESS WE'RE A TEAM.
441
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:15,925
OH, GOOD,
YOU'RE BOTH HERE.
442
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:18,968
THERE'S BEEN A DISTURBING
DISCOVERY ON THE PREMISES.
443
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,430
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
444
00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:22,642
-NOBODY'S HAD SEX
IN THIS ROOM.
-(laughing)
445
00:20:22,642 --> 00:20:26,266
A ROCK STAR LIVES HERE.
EVERYONE'S HAD SEX IN THIS ROOM.
446
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,808
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
447
00:20:28,808 --> 00:20:31,020
THE BEDS HAVE BEEN SLEPT IN,
WINE AND SPIRITS ARE MISSING,
448
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:34,564
AND THE GOLF CART IS FULL
OF FISH AND GARBAGE.
449
00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:36,115
WOULD ONE OF YOU
CARE TO EXPLAIN?
450
00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:38,818
MR. DANVERS,
I CAN ASSURE YOU
451
00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:41,821
THAT WE HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT.
452
00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:44,073
BRAD CLEARLY ACTED ALONE.
453
00:20:44,073 --> 00:20:46,626
ME? THIS HAS YOUR NAME
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
454
00:20:46,626 --> 00:20:47,957
SHE STOLE HIS SHEETS!
455
00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:49,369
I STOLE THOSE FOR US!
456
00:20:49,369 --> 00:20:51,040
Brad:
YOU SOLD THEM ON EBAY.
457
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,673
Bonnie:
I SOLD THEM ON EBAY FOR US!
458
00:20:59,639 --> 00:21:01,431
FINALLY.
459
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:02,642
WHAT THE HELL?
460
00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:06,846
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?
461
00:21:06,846 --> 00:21:10,189
OH, WE TURNED OFF THE HEATER
AND DECIDED TO THROW EMMA'S
FIRST POOL PARTY.
462
00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:13,192
WE WERE GONNA INVITE YOU,
BUT RILEY SAID YOU WERE
ON VACATION.
463
00:21:14,193 --> 00:21:15,895
BUT HOW DID YOU
GET IN HERE?
464
00:21:15,895 --> 00:21:18,107
FIRST RULE OF ROCK N' ROLL:
465
00:21:18,107 --> 00:21:20,450
ALWAYS SUCK UP
TO THE BUSINESS MANAGER.
466
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,322
WHO HAD SALT?
467
00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:24,954
I NEVER GET INVITED ANYWHERE.
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