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(banging on door)
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Tucker:
HEY! HEY, LITTLE HELP?
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HEY, THE BATHROOM DOOR
IS STUCK AGAIN, GUYS!
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Ben: EMMA?
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PEOPLE, WE GOT A RUNNER.
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A PINT-SIZED RUNNER.
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OH, THERE YOU ARE!
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-HEY.
-HI!
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DUDE, LAST NIGHT
SHE CLIMBED OUT OF HER CRIB
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
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AND THEN GAVE ME A
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO ABOUT IT?" LOOK.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
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(banging continues)
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Tucker:
HEY, IS SOMEBODY OUT THERE?
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HE BABY-PROOFED THE DOOR
BACKWARDS AND WRONG.
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SO, TUCKER'S IN
AND CAN'T GET OUT.
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I WOULD HELP HIM,
BUT I'M VERY BUSY
ENJOYING THIS BREAKFAST.
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HEY, SPEAKING OF BREAKFAST,
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HEY, DO WE HAVE ANY NON--
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OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF THIS IS ANOTHER TAKEOUT MENU
FROM THE CHINESE PLACE,
WE WILL HAVE WORDS.
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IT'S A NOTE.
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"HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
LISTEN CLOSE,
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"IN JUST ONE DAY,
A BIRTHDAY TOAST.
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"IT'S BONNIE WHEELER'S
SPECIAL DAY,
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"SO WHOOP IT UP,
OR YOU'LL ALL PAY.
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"SIGNED, ANONYMOUS."
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MAN, I REALLY THOUGHT
IT WAS FROM MOM.
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DUDE, OH MY GOD!
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I PROMISED MOM
A BIRTHDAY PARTY!
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
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YOU HAVE SOME
THINGS TO PLAN?
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YEAH. LIKE, WHERE TO RENT
A GETAWAY CAR, OR BUY A TICKET
TO ANYWHERE BUT HERE.
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EMMA? EMMA?
WHERE IS SHE?
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-HI.
-HI.
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Tucker:
GOOD NEWS.
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AT LEAST ONE PERSON
AROUND HERE KNOWS HOW
TO OPEN A BABY-PROOF DOOR.
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GIVE ME HIGH-FIVE!
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YEAH!
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(theme music plays)
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♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW
THE UNEXPECTED ♪
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♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND CHANGE DIRECTION ♪
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OKAY PEOPLE,
WE NEED INVITATIONS,
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DECORATIONS, FOOD, MUSIC.
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AND SADLY, KNOWING MY MOM,
COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF MALE NUDITY.
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SERIOUSLY, WHEN DID THIS
BECOME SO IMPORTANT?
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LAST YEAR, I HAD AN AWAY GAME,
SO BEN WAS IN CHARGE
OF MOM'S BIRTHDAY.
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IT'S A REALLY LONG STORY.
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OH, HEY MOM. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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JUST SITTING HERE
ABOUT TO EAT A WHOLE SHEET CAKE.
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ALONE.
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FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
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COOL. THEN CAN YOU WATCH EMMA?
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I JUST GOT INVITED TO THIS
AMAZING PARTY.
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SO, THAT'S A NO
ON WATCHING EMMA?
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I WAS SNEEZING SPRINKLES
FOR A WEEK.
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BUT LOOK,
THE POINT IS
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I FELT SO HORRIBLE, I PROMISED
I'D THROW HER A GIANT BASH
THIS YEAR.
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EXACTLY.
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YOU FELT HORRIBLE.
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YOU SAID THAT YOU'D THROW HER
A GIANT BASH.
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SOUNDS LIKE A "YOU" PROBLEM.
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IF I COULD SNEEZE SPRINKLES?
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NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.
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GUYS, COME ON!
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I HAVE TO DO INVENTORY
AT THE BAR,
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BUT DANNY WILL DO MOST
OF THE HEAVY LIFTING.
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WHY? THERE'S NOWHERE
FOR ME TO GO BUT DOWN.
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I'M ALREADY THE GOOD SON.
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LOOK, CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST
PUT TOGETHER SOME KIND
OF VIDEO TRIBUTE?
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YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT REALLY
CAPTURES WHAT A WARM AND LOVING
PERSON SHE IS.
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OKAY, SUCK-WADS!
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I'M GONNA SKIP THE BENEFIT
AND GO RIGHT TO THE DOUBT.
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YOU GUYS HAVEN'T DONE JACK
FOR MY BIRTHDAY, HAVE YOU?
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-HUH?
-WHA--
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MOM, CALM DOWN!
WE'RE WORKING ON SOMETHING...
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BIG... AND IMPORTANT...
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AND SURPRISEY.
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YOU ARE THROWING ME
A SURPRISE PARTY?
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OH MY GOD, YOU ARE JUST
THE BEST SON EVER!
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WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE
LIKE YOUR BROTHER?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? OKAY, I HAVE
TO GO PRACTICE MY SURPRISE FACE.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOTTA WORK ON IT.
I'LL WORK ON IT.
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SHE SHOULD BE PRACTICING HER
"I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU"
FACE.
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YEAH. WHAT'S THAT ONE LOOK LIKE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER SEEN IT.
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I SEE IT EVERY DAY.
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EVERY DAY.
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OKAY, LIGHTING IS GOOD.
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OH, AND IF YOU COULD FAVOR
THIS SIDE OF MY FACE,
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I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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IT'S THE BETTER HALF
OF PERFECTION.
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(laughing)
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OH, AND SINCE I WORK IN TV,
LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK LESSON.
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I POINT THE PHONE AT YOU
AND HIT RECORD?
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YEAH. I THINK I GOT IT.
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RIGHT. HOLD ON.
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HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
DON'T MOVE, OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT.
MRS. WHEELER'S BIRTHDAY VIDEO.
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TAKE ONE.
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IN THREE, TWO...
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MRS. WHEELER, WHAT CAN I SAY?
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JUST, THAT I KNOW IN MY HEART
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THAT YOU STEAL FROM US.
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AND I LOVE HOW YOU THINK
THAT YOU CAN JUST BOSS
EVERYBODY AROUND.
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TUCKER, THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE A TRIBUTE.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT I'VE GOT A LOT OF STUFF
TO GET OFF MY CHEST.
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WELL, JUST DO WHAT YOU DID
WHEN I TOLD YOU BEN AND I
OFFICIALLY BROKE UP.
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RIGHT? PRETEND TO CARE.
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OH, HEY,
HOW ARE YOU DOING, ANYWAY?
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR ASKING. I...
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-OH, THIS IS YOU PRETENDING
TO CARE, ISN'T IT?
-AHH.
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ALL RIGHT.
MRS. WHEELER'S BIRTHDAY VIDEO.
TAKE TWO.
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OH MY GOD!
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EMMA!
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DON'T MOVE!
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-(gasps)
-(clatter)
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(baby crying)
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STITCHES, TUCKER, STITCHES!
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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
WE BROKE THE BABY.
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THE DOCTOR SAID
SHE'LL BE FINE.
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YEAH, BUT WE WON'T
ONCE WE TELL BEN.
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FOR THE LAST TIME,
WILL YOU PLEASE
GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE?
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I HAVE TO CALL HIM!
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OH, HELL NO.
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NO, YOU CAN'T JUST BLURT OUT,
"SORRY, WE ACCIDENTALLY
MAIMED YOUR BABY."
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NO, WE HAVE TO FIND
A WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY.
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WHEN HE'S CALM.
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A WINDOW.
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
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YEAH. WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE
THAT NOBODY FINDS OUT
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UNTIL WE TELL BEN OURSELVES.
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-(door banging)
-(screams)
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Bonnie:
HEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
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-OH, GOD.
-MRS. WHEELER?
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YOU, UH... YOU DIDN'T
HEAR ANYTHING, DID YOU?
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I'VE HEARD NOTHING,
I'VE SEEN NOTHING,
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WHICH IS STARTING TO MAKE ME
THINK THAT THERE IS NOTHING.
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WHAT IS BEN DOING
FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
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LOTS. TONS.
AND YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT!
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SO, GET HAPPY, GET EXCITED,
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BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY,
GET OUT.
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OKAY, OKAY,
I'M GOING!
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-GOD, I HOPE THERE'S STRIPPERS.
-YUP.
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THERE'S STRIPPERS,
RIGHT?
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RIGHT, NOW WHERE WERE WE?
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ALL RIGHT,
WE JUST NEED TO FIND--
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-WHAT UP?
-AAH!
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BEN, HI,
HOW'S IT GOING?
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WE WERE JUST PLAYING
AN IMPROMPTU GAME
OF PEEKABOO.
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Both:
PEEKABOO!
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WHAT'S WITH THE BEAR?
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UMM...
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT, MAN.
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED,
WE WERE...
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WE WON IT AT A CARNIVAL!
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YOU WERE AT A CARNIVAL?
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING,
NOT ENJOYING YOURSELVES!
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YOU'RE SO SELFISH!
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GOD, WHAT ABOUT ME?
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OKAY, BEN.
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS PMS-ING
AND CRAVING A FUNNEL CAKE.
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I MEAN,
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS,
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I JUST GET BLOATED,
AND I GET SO CRAMPY
AND CRANKY--
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OKAY, I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
THANK YOU.
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LOVE YOU, EMMA. BYE.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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PERIOD CARD.
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TOTALLY FREAKS GUYS OUT.
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NO!
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THAT WAS OUR WINDOW!
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OH, YEAH.
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I CAN SEE NOW HOW THAT
WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD TIME
TO TELL HIM.
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Ben: YOU KNOW DANNY,
I THINK WE'RE DOING OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'VE GOT THE FLOWERS ORDERED.
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I'VE NARROWED DOWN
THE LOCATION TO
HER THREE FAVORITE RESTAURANTS.
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AND, I FOUND A DISCOUNT VERSION
OF THE CHIPPENDALES.
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TWO GUYS NAMED CHIP AND DALE.
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WHAT'S UP
WITH THE MUSIC?
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OH, WELL YOU KNOW HOW
YOU WANTED A DJ,
BUT I WANTED A BAND?
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I FOUND A GUY NAMED DJ
WHO'S IN A BAND!
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HOW ARE WE WITH RSVP'S?
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HOW WOULD I KNOW?
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BECAUSE I SAID,
"HEY DANNY, HOW 'BOUT
YOU HANDLE MOM'S GUESTS."
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
"HANDLE MOM'S DRESS."
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NONE OF THE SALES LADIES
WOULD BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID
I WAS TRYING THEM ON FOR MOM.
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DUDE, NOBODY'S COMING
TO HER PARTY?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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HEY, DON'T GET MAD AT ME!
NONE OF THIS IS MY FAULT.
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OH REALLY? 'CAUSE I'D SAY
IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT.
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IF MOM HADN'T GONE INTO LABOR
WITH YOU ON HER 18TH BIRTHDAY,
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DAD PROBABLY NEVER WOULD HAVE
HAD TO MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL
OUT OF IT EVERY YEAR. GOD!
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WAIT...
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MY BIRTHDAY'S NOT
FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS.
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PFFT, YOU'RE RIGHT MAN.
MY BAD. YOU KNOW HOW I AM
WITH DATES.
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HEY, GOOD CALL
ON THE DJ GUY.
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BEN, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
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ARE YOU TELLING ME
I WAS ACTUALLY BORN
ON MOM'S BIRTHDAY,
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AND SHE'S BEEN LYING TO ME
MY ENTIRE LIFE,
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MAKING UP SOME RANDOM DATE
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SO SHE COULD
SELFISHLY NOT SHARE
HER SPECIAL DAY WITH ME?
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WOW. I WAS GONNA LIE,
BUT I'M KINDA PROUD YOU ACTUALLY
PUT IT ALL TOGETHER YOURSELF.
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OH MY GOD!
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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
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WHO AM I?
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WHO ARE MY REAL PARENTS?
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SAME PEOPLE,
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JUST TWO WEEKS EARLIER.
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AND YOU'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS
THE ENTIRE TIME?
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LOOK, MAN,
I'M SORRY.
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I WAS SWORN
TO SECRECY
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WHEN I FOUND
YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
FOLDED INSIDE MOM'S DIARY.
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DUDE, SHE HATED US.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE WOULD DO THIS TO ME!
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DANNY! DANNY!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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ANY CHANCE YOU CAN TELL HER
TUCKER TOLD YOU?
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HE RUNS FASTER THAN I DO.
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HEY!
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I HOPE I'M NOT WALKING INTO
ANY SURPRISES!
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HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME
ABOUT WHEN MY REAL BIRTHDAY IS?
220
00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:05,335
SURPRISE.
221
00:09:15,515 --> 00:09:18,308
OKAY. COAST LOOKS CLEAR.
LET'S MOVE.
222
00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:21,181
TUCKER, WE CAN'T
KEEP HIDING HER.
223
00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:24,104
I MEAN, HAVING A SLEEPOVER
AT MY PLACE MAY HAVE WORKED
FOR ONE NIGHT,
224
00:09:24,104 --> 00:09:25,986
BUT WE STILL HAVE
TWO DAYS UNTIL
HER STITCHES COME OUT,
225
00:09:25,986 --> 00:09:27,738
AND I CAN'T KEEP
LIVING A LIE!
226
00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:29,569
GET IT TOGETHER, PERRIN!
227
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,111
YOU CANNOT CRACK
ON ME NOW!
228
00:09:31,111 --> 00:09:33,493
WE HAVE GOT TO BE AS SOLID
AS A ROCK WALL.
229
00:09:34,955 --> 00:09:36,366
RILEY DID IT!
230
00:09:36,366 --> 00:09:39,660
YOU TWO GET IN HERE. NOW!
231
00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:42,292
OH GOD, SHE'S ON TO US.
232
00:09:45,706 --> 00:09:47,918
I NEED YOUR HELP
WITH DANNY'S SURPRISE PARTY.
233
00:09:47,918 --> 00:09:50,881
(both sighing)
OH. IS THAT IT? OKAY.
234
00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:53,513
SO, HE FINALLY FOUND OUT
YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO HIM
ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY?
235
00:09:53,513 --> 00:09:55,305
BEN TOLD YOU, TOO?
236
00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:57,137
NO. YOU DID.
237
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,219
IT WAS THAT WEEK
YOU SIGNED UP
FOR A MEDICAL TRIAL.
238
00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:01,141
OH, RIGHT.
UGH.
239
00:10:01,141 --> 00:10:02,312
OH MY GOD.
240
00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,775
I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON.
241
00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:07,317
HOW COULD I DO THIS
TO MY OWN SON?
242
00:10:07,317 --> 00:10:09,609
I MEAN, I REALLY AM
THE WORST MOTHER EVER.
243
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,442
OH, NO. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
244
00:10:13,784 --> 00:10:16,947
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'M SO HARD ON MYSELF.
245
00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:18,158
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
246
00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:19,790
A HUG FROM MY LITTLE
LOVE BUG!
247
00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:21,792
HI! OKAY. NO...
248
00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,163
NO, NOT YOU!
249
00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:25,085
COME HERE, SWEETHEART.
250
00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:26,877
NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET OFF OF ME.
251
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,338
-HERE, COME HERE.
-I'M BACK!
252
00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:30,881
OKAY, STOP. YOU WISH.
OKAY, RIGHT?
253
00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,963
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU PEOPLE?
254
00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:34,594
OH, JUST WANNA PUT HER DOWN
FOR A NAP.
255
00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,346
YOU KNOW, TRYING
TO BE RESPONSIBLE. BYE.
256
00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,389
YOU KNOW WHAT?
257
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,222
I NEED TO FIND THAT VIDEO
OF ME GIVING BIRTH TO DANNY.
258
00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:44,975
YEAH. MAYBE A LITTLE GUILT
WILL HELP SMOOTH THINGS OVER.
259
00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:46,937
YEAH, I JUST NEED TO MUTE
THE PART WHERE I SCREAMED,
260
00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:50,030
"OH MY GOD, IT'S A MONSTER!"
261
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,775
CAN'T YOU CANCEL THE PARTY
YOU HAVE BOOKED?
262
00:10:54,775 --> 00:10:56,907
JUST TELL THE KID
HIS BIRTHDAY'S IN TWO WEEKS.
263
00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,409
THAT'S WHAT MY MOM DID.
264
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,660
HELLO?
265
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,122
(groans)
266
00:11:02,122 --> 00:11:03,874
HEY, SO, FIRST OF ALL,
267
00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:05,706
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
268
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,378
AND SECOND, YOU NEED
TO HELP ME FIND A VENUE
FOR MOM'S PARTY.
269
00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:09,710
HELP YOU?
270
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,172
WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU?
I'M NOT EVEN SURE
WE'RE BROTHERS.
271
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,423
MOM COULD'VE LIED
ABOUT THAT, TOO.
272
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,795
DANNY, LIKE...
273
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,849
OKAY, YOU'VE ACTUALLY
GOT A POINT.
274
00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:20,851
BUT, YOU NEED TO FIND
A WAY TO GET OVER THIS.
275
00:11:20,851 --> 00:11:22,392
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
276
00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:23,764
WELL, IT IS.
277
00:11:23,764 --> 00:11:26,436
AGAIN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
278
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,648
BUT, CAN WE LET IT BE
ABOUT YOU STARTING NEXT YEAR?
279
00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:30,811
I KNOW IF I FOUND OUT
THAT SHE LIED TO ME,
I'D BE COOL.
280
00:11:30,811 --> 00:11:31,982
OH, REALLY?
281
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,864
MOM THINKS YOU'RE
A HORRIBLE BARTENDER,
282
00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:36,116
BRIBED YOUR SOCCER COACH
TO PUT YOU ON THE TEAM,
283
00:11:36,116 --> 00:11:38,819
AND PAID ASHLEY JENKINS
$50 TO GO TO PROM WITH YOU.
284
00:11:38,819 --> 00:11:41,822
WELL, I DEFINITELY
GOT $50 WORTH.
285
00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:45,876
LOOK, DANNY,
I DON'T KNOW WHY MOM
DID WHAT SHE DID,
286
00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:48,879
AND I PROMISE FROM NOW ON,
WE WILL CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY,
287
00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:51,091
BUT THIS YEAR,
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MOM.
288
00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:53,093
WHY ARE YOU STILL
THROWING HER A PARTY?
289
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,886
BECAUSE SHE'S OUR MOM,
AND SHE GAVE US LIFE,
290
00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:58,839
AND I NEED SOMEONE
TO PICK EMMA UP FROM DAYCARE.
291
00:11:58,839 --> 00:12:01,932
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER.
292
00:12:01,932 --> 00:12:05,015
I JUST WANT TO SIT HERE
AND DRINK ALONE IN AN EMPTY BAR.
293
00:12:06,146 --> 00:12:07,347
OH MY GOD.
294
00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:09,559
AN EMPTY BAR.
WE CAN HAVE HER PARTY HERE!
295
00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:11,151
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I LEFT THE GUEST LIST AT HOME.
296
00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:14,524
WELL CROSS MY NAME
OFF THAT LIST!
297
00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:18,909
RILEY. RILEY.
298
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:21,321
-HUH?
-RILEY. GUESS WHO I AM.
299
00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:25,455
"I LOVE CHARDONNAY
AND STEALING
MY SON'S BIRTHDAYS."
300
00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:27,707
(laughing)
301
00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:29,459
BEN.
302
00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:32,292
OH, HEY WHAT'S UP, BEN?
303
00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:35,675
NICE.
304
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:37,257
I'D BE PISSED
IF IT WASN'T SO DEAD ON.
305
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,932
OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
306
00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:43,683
DID YOU DO ALL THIS
TO HELP ME WITH MOM?
307
00:12:43,683 --> 00:12:47,687
YES.
YES, WE DID,
308
00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:50,690
BECAUSE WE'RE AWESOME.
309
00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,232
OH MY GOD!
YOU'RE AMAZING.
310
00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:54,945
BUT HEY, CHANGE OF PLANS,
WE'RE ACTUALLY HAVING MY MOM'S
PARTY AT THE BAR NOW.
311
00:12:54,945 --> 00:12:56,526
SO, I'M GONNA BRING
SOME OF THIS STUFF DOWN THERE.
312
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,989
-IS IT COOL IF YOU WATCH EMMA
FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER?
-YEAH!
313
00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:00,070
YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
314
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,782
UM, BUT, UH,
YOU OWE US BIG TIME.
315
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,784
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY
THE BEST FRIENDS EVER.
316
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,666
IS SHE SLEEPING?
I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T
SEEN HER ALL DAY.
317
00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:07,908
OH, NO, NO, NO,
SHE'S NOT.
318
00:13:07,908 --> 00:13:10,080
BUT, I JUST PUT HER
IN HER COSTUME
FOR THE TRIBUTE VIDEO,
319
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,581
AND IT'S A SURPRISE.
320
00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:14,124
THE HAT IS HILARIOUS!
RIGHT, TUCKER?
321
00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:15,966
IT'S ADORBS.
IT'LL HAVE YOU
IN STITCHES.
322
00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,007
YEAH.
323
00:13:22,632 --> 00:13:24,885
OH. HONEY.
324
00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:26,136
YOU'RE HERE.
325
00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:27,767
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'D BE BACK SO SOON.
326
00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:32,192
SO, I GOT YOU A CAKE.
327
00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:34,774
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EUGENE"?
328
00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:37,898
WAIT, IS THAT
MY REAL NAME?
329
00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:40,070
NO, HONEY.
330
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,743
EUGENE IS THE SON OF THE WOMAN
I BOUGHT IT OFF OF.
331
00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:47,117
NOW THERE'S A BAD MOM.
332
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,749
OKAY, LISTEN.
THIS ISN'T QUITE READY,
333
00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:51,831
BUT I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU
A LITTLE SNEAK PREVIEW
334
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,545
OF ALL THAT I'VE BEEN
DOING TO SHOW YOU
HOW SORRY I AM, OKAY?
335
00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:57,837
SURPRISE!
336
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,722
WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU
AND EUGENE'S MOM
HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
337
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:09,019
REALLY, MOM?
NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA MOCK ME
ON MY BIOLOGICAL BIRTHDAY?
338
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,892
WHERE THE HELL
IS EVERYTHING?
339
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,474
THERE WAS
AN ENTIRE PARTY SET UP.
340
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,186
YEAH, SURE.
NICE TRY.
341
00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:17,817
YOU REALLY WILL
SAY ANYTHING, WON'T YOU?
342
00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:18,818
NO, DANNY,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND--
343
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,070
SURE I DO!
344
00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:22,782
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE
ALL THE ATTENTION ON YOU!
345
00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:25,405
YOU SACRIFICE YOUR OWN SON'S
BIRTHDAY BECAUSE YOU DON'T
WANT TO SHARE IT!
346
00:14:25,405 --> 00:14:28,788
-NO, DANNY, THAT'S NOT--
-YOU HAVE LITERALLY LIED TO ME
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
347
00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:30,870
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
THAN YOU BEING A LIAR?
348
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,412
YOU'RE SELFISH!
349
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:33,873
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
ANYONE BUT YOU!
350
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:38,919
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY BACK
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE!
351
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,420
I DON'T WANT IT EITHER, MOM!
352
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:41,922
IF THAT'S EVEN
YOUR REAL NAME!
353
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:47,007
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN SLAM DOORS AROUND HERE!
354
00:14:48,808 --> 00:14:49,849
(knob rattling)
355
00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:51,851
OH, DAMN IT!
THE WRONG DOOR.
356
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,187
HEY, IS ANYBODY HOME?
357
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,608
Bonnie:
OOH, BEN, BEN!
358
00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:00,981
BEN, PLEASE
HELP ME OPEN THIS DOOR!
359
00:15:00,981 --> 00:15:03,613
AND WHERE THE HELL ARE
ALL OF DANNY'S DECORATIONS?
360
00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:06,076
DANNY'S DECORATIONS?
361
00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:08,738
Bonnie:
UH, BEN,
THE DOOR?
362
00:15:08,738 --> 00:15:11,031
WHAT'S THAT?
NO, YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY,
I'LL SEE YOU SOON!
363
00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:12,742
Bonnie: BEN!
364
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,499
-HEY.
-(both scream)
365
00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:23,253
HEY, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
THOSE DECORATIONS WERE
FOR DANNY?
366
00:15:23,253 --> 00:15:24,674
STOP YELLING AT ME!
367
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,177
GOD, WE'VE BEEN SO BUSY
TAKING CARE OF YOUR CHILD
368
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,548
AND SHOOTING YOUR MOM'S VIDEO.
369
00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,640
I'M STRESSED BEN!
YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT!
370
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,013
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
AND HE'S STRESSING ME OUT!
371
00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:35,395
THAT'S A LOT OF STRESS, BEN!
WE'RE FULL OF STRESS!
372
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:38,608
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M SORRY.
373
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:40,770
EVERYBODY'S MAD AT EVERYBODY
BECAUSE OF ME.
374
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:42,983
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS GET THIS PARTY OVER WITH.
375
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,824
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
MY MOM'S STUCK IN THE BATHROOM.
376
00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:47,157
IF YOU CAN NOT LET HER OUT
UNTIL I GET BACK,
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
377
00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:49,909
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.
378
00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:55,125
(banging on the door)
379
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,538
OH MY GOD.
380
00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:00,130
WAIT, THIS IS PERFECT.
381
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:03,793
Bonnie:
OKAY, I SWEAR IF SOMEONE DOESN'T
OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY,
382
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:05,965
I'M GONNA
START FLUSHING THINGS!
383
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,677
(toilet flushes)
384
00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:08,928
YOU HEAR THAT?
385
00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:11,721
THAT WAS SOMEBODY'S TOOTHBRUSH!
386
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,593
OH, DAMN IT,
IT WAS MINE!
387
00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:19,439
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
388
00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:21,861
YEAH. YEAH, WHILE SHE'S
STUCK IN THERE,
389
00:16:21,861 --> 00:16:24,154
WE RE-STAGE EMMA'S FALL
OUT HERE,
390
00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,195
BLAME IT ON HER,
391
00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:26,406
TAKE EMMA TO THE E.R.,
392
00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:27,777
AND TELL BEN
IT JUST HAPPENED.
393
00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:30,700
I WAS GONNA SUGGEST WE EAT
SOME OF THIS CAKE,
394
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,242
BUT YOUR IDEA
IS MUCH BETTER.
395
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:36,916
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
396
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:39,119
(banging on the door)
397
00:16:39,119 --> 00:16:40,790
OH, LOOK, RILEY!
398
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:44,084
EMMA IS WALKING TOWARDS
MRS. WHEELER'S PURSE.
399
00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:46,336
OH. OH, BE CAREFUL, EMMA!
400
00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:51,051
YOU MIGHT TRIP ON THESE STRAPS
LEFT CARELESSLY ON THE FLOOR.
401
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,473
Bonnie:
WH--WHAT'S GOING ON?
402
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:54,684
-(thud)
-(Bonnie gasps)
403
00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:55,725
Bonnie: EMMA!
404
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:59,269
OH NO,
EMMA TRIPPED
AND FELL ON HER HEAD.
405
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,442
OH MY GOD,
THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
406
00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:05,315
Bonnie:
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD,
LET ME OUT!
407
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,607
(pounding at the door)
EMMA, HONEY,
DON'T YOU WORRY, SWEETIE!
408
00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:09,149
WE SHOULD GO
TO THE E.R.
409
00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:12,362
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU, EMMA!
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS NOW!
410
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:14,864
Bonnie:
EMMA, DON'T WORRY,
GRANDMA'S COMING!
411
00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:15,995
(door rattling intensifies)
OH MY GOD!
412
00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:18,037
(screaming frantically)
413
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,870
(screaming)
414
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,333
WHAT'S GOING ON?
415
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,464
EMMA FELL!
416
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:25,965
THEY'RE TAKING HER
TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!
417
00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,877
OH GOD, I GOTTA
CALL BEN!
418
00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:29,089
(breathing heavily)
OKAY. OH.
419
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,380
(phone rings)
420
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,971
OH.
(groans)
421
00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:32,842
HE LEFT
HIS PHONE HERE.
422
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:35,475
OKAY. I'LL GO TO THE BAR
AND GET HIM, AND MEET YOU
AT THE E.R.
423
00:17:35,475 --> 00:17:40,270
ALL RIGHT? OKAY!
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
424
00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:47,066
BEN! BEN!
425
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,530
OKAY. EMMA'S OKAY,
BUT SHE FELL.
426
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:53,453
-WHAT?
-RILEY AND TUCKER TOOK HER
TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
427
00:17:53,453 --> 00:17:55,405
WAIT, DID YOU STEAL
MY DECORATIONS?
428
00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:56,996
MY BABY!
429
00:17:56,996 --> 00:17:58,198
YEAH, WAIT FOR ME.
WAIT FOR ME.
430
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:04,003
NO, BEN! BEN!
COME BACK, YOU'VE GOT THE KEYS!
431
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,626
(rattling the door handle)
432
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:07,667
(sighs)
433
00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:11,551
OKAY.
434
00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:15,595
IF THIS IS MY SURPRISE PARTY,
YOU CAN ALL COME OUT NOW.
435
00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,018
YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO.
436
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,313
EMMA! OH MY GOD,
I WENT EVERYWHERE
LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS.
437
00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:24,354
IS SHE OKAY?
438
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,855
SHE'S FINE.
439
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,608
YOU'D BE AMAZED
AT HOW QUICKLY BABIES HEAL.
440
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:33,823
YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
THESE NEW 24-HOUR STITCHES
THAT'LL COME OUT TOMORROW.
441
00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:36,536
STITCHES?
WILL SHE HAVE A SCAR?
442
00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,077
OH GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I WASN'T THERE FOR HER.
443
00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:39,789
OH GOD, OH GOD.
444
00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:41,371
IS SHE OKAY?
445
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,543
OH.
OH...
446
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:46,626
OH, BY THE WAY,
I ALSO RIPPED THE BAR DOOR
OFF ITS HINGES.
447
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,048
YOU MIGHT WANNA
CALL SOMEBODY.
448
00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:50,210
MOM, SHE'S FINE.
449
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,342
BUT LOOK,
I'M SO SORRY.
450
00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:53,963
I TOTALLY MESSED UP
YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN.
451
00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:55,465
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
452
00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:58,388
EMMA'S OKAY,
AND THAT'S ALL
THAT MATTERS.
453
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,139
I KNOW,
LITTLE BOO-BOO.
454
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,931
JUST A LITTLE ONE.
455
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:04,764
AND HONEY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE
PUT SO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU.
OKAY?
456
00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:07,937
AND THIS WHOLE DANNY THING,
IT WAS COMPLETELY MY FAULT.
457
00:19:07,937 --> 00:19:09,689
YOU KNOW,
I SHOULD HAVE JUST
TOLD HIM THE TRUTH.
458
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:11,271
FINE.
459
00:19:11,271 --> 00:19:12,572
I'M LISTENING.
460
00:19:12,572 --> 00:19:14,113
IF YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT THE TRUTH IS.
461
00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:18,698
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, DANNY?
HERE'S THE TRUTH.
462
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:21,160
YES, I WAS BEING SELFISH.
463
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,162
COMPLETELY SELFISH.
464
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,626
AND IT STARTED OUT ABOUT ME
NOT WANTING TO SHARE
MY BIRTHDAY,
465
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:29,709
BUT, IT BECAME ABOUT ME
NOT WANTING TO SHARE YOU.
466
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:32,922
WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR YOU
TO START SCHOOL,
467
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,635
I WASN'T READY TO LET YOU GO.
468
00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,757
YOU WERE MY BABY.
469
00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:39,299
MY FIRST.
470
00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:41,431
I MEAN, WE WERE A TEAM,
YOU AND I.
471
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:45,895
AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT
IF I TOLD THEM THAT YOUR
BIRTHDAY WAS TWO WEEKS LATER,
472
00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:48,688
YOU MISSED THE CUTOFF.
473
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,311
AND YOU GOT TO STAY HOME
WITH ME FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
474
00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:55,905
AND DANNY, THAT WAS
THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE.
475
00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:00,490
YOU MADE ME
START SCHOOL EARLY.
476
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:04,954
TRUST ME,
IT WAS BEST FOR BOTH OF US.
477
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,459
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
478
00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:15,255
IT'S OKAY, MOM.
479
00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:19,719
I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR BABY.
480
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,841
AND, I'M PROUD
TO SHARE THE SAME
BIRTHDAY WITH YOU.
481
00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:25,555
AND I PROMISE NOT TO MAKE IT
ALL ABOUT ME ANYMORE.
482
00:20:25,555 --> 00:20:29,979
(laughing hysterically)
483
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,612
OH. OH, I'M SORRY,
THAT WASN'T A JOKE?
484
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,656
WELL, MOM,
I DIDN'T PULL OFF
MUCH OF A SURPRISE,
485
00:20:36,656 --> 00:20:39,489
BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I LOVE YOU.
486
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,662
AWW, AND I LOVE
MY BOYS.
487
00:20:42,662 --> 00:20:44,414
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANNY.
488
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:46,496
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM.
489
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:49,499
I DON'T KNOW WHO "EUGENE" IS,
BUT I'M EATING HIS CAKE.
490
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,875
-MRS. WHEELER, MRS. WHEELER.
-YEAH?
491
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,877
GET READY
TO BE WOWED.
492
00:20:57,877 --> 00:20:59,178
OKAY.
493
00:20:59,178 --> 00:21:01,511
Happy birthday, Mom.
494
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,303
We love you.
495
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,805
Hope it's a great one,
Mrs. Wheeler.
496
00:21:05,805 --> 00:21:08,648
Mrs. Wheeler, what can I say?
497
00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:10,600
You steal my heart.
498
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,852
I love you.
499
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,276
I LOVE YOU, TOO, TUCK-TUCK.
500
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,571
HEY, WAIT, IS THAT EMMA
IN THE BACKGROUND
CRAWLING ON A CHAIR?
501
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,992
-NO. NO.
-WHAT? WHAT?
502
00:21:22,992 --> 00:21:24,534
-TURN IT OFF, TUCKER!
TURN IT OFF!
-OH, NO, NO!
503
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,536
(all yelling and shouting)
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