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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,927 --> 00:00:07,968 (banging on door) 2 00:00:07,968 --> 00:00:10,391 Tucker: HEY! HEY, LITTLE HELP? 3 00:00:10,391 --> 00:00:13,134 HEY, THE BATHROOM DOOR IS STUCK AGAIN, GUYS! 4 00:00:13,134 --> 00:00:14,555 Ben: EMMA? 5 00:00:14,555 --> 00:00:16,557 PEOPLE, WE GOT A RUNNER. 6 00:00:16,557 --> 00:00:18,018 A PINT-SIZED RUNNER. 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,060 OH, THERE YOU ARE! 8 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,402 -HEY. -HI! 9 00:00:21,402 --> 00:00:24,855 DUDE, LAST NIGHT SHE CLIMBED OUT OF HER CRIB FOR THE FIRST TIME, 10 00:00:24,855 --> 00:00:27,027 AND THEN GAVE ME A "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?" LOOK. 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,909 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 12 00:00:28,909 --> 00:00:29,860 (banging continues) 13 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:31,362 Tucker: HEY, IS SOMEBODY OUT THERE? 14 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:34,245 HE BABY-PROOFED THE DOOR BACKWARDS AND WRONG. 15 00:00:34,245 --> 00:00:35,916 SO, TUCKER'S IN AND CAN'T GET OUT. 16 00:00:35,916 --> 00:00:38,999 I WOULD HELP HIM, BUT I'M VERY BUSY ENJOYING THIS BREAKFAST. 17 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:40,661 HEY, SPEAKING OF BREAKFAST, 18 00:00:40,661 --> 00:00:43,874 HEY, DO WE HAVE ANY NON-- 19 00:00:43,874 --> 00:00:46,217 OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 20 00:00:46,217 --> 00:00:50,381 IF THIS IS ANOTHER TAKEOUT MENU FROM THE CHINESE PLACE, WE WILL HAVE WORDS. 21 00:00:51,382 --> 00:00:52,433 IT'S A NOTE. 22 00:00:54,135 --> 00:00:55,976 "HEAR YE, HEAR YE, LISTEN CLOSE, 23 00:00:55,976 --> 00:00:58,729 "IN JUST ONE DAY, A BIRTHDAY TOAST. 24 00:00:58,729 --> 00:01:00,681 "IT'S BONNIE WHEELER'S SPECIAL DAY, 25 00:01:00,681 --> 00:01:02,853 "SO WHOOP IT UP, OR YOU'LL ALL PAY. 26 00:01:02,853 --> 00:01:04,985 "SIGNED, ANONYMOUS." 27 00:01:04,985 --> 00:01:07,528 MAN, I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FROM MOM. 28 00:01:07,528 --> 00:01:09,570 DUDE, OH MY GOD! 29 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,243 I PROMISED MOM A BIRTHDAY PARTY! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 30 00:01:12,243 --> 00:01:13,694 YOU HAVE SOME THINGS TO PLAN? 31 00:01:13,694 --> 00:01:17,498 YEAH. LIKE, WHERE TO RENT A GETAWAY CAR, OR BUY A TICKET TO ANYWHERE BUT HERE. 32 00:01:17,498 --> 00:01:19,960 EMMA? EMMA? WHERE IS SHE? 33 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,792 -HI. -HI. 34 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:22,833 Tucker: GOOD NEWS. 35 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:26,167 AT LEAST ONE PERSON AROUND HERE KNOWS HOW TO OPEN A BABY-PROOF DOOR. 36 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,628 GIVE ME HIGH-FIVE! 37 00:01:27,628 --> 00:01:28,799 YEAH! 38 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:31,172 (theme music plays) 39 00:01:31,172 --> 00:01:34,305 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 40 00:01:34,305 --> 00:01:37,558 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTION ♪ 41 00:01:41,021 --> 00:01:43,023 OKAY PEOPLE, WE NEED INVITATIONS, 42 00:01:43,023 --> 00:01:45,105 DECORATIONS, FOOD, MUSIC. 43 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,689 AND SADLY, KNOWING MY MOM, COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF MALE NUDITY. 44 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,072 SERIOUSLY, WHEN DID THIS BECOME SO IMPORTANT? 45 00:01:52,072 --> 00:01:56,157 LAST YEAR, I HAD AN AWAY GAME, SO BEN WAS IN CHARGE OF MOM'S BIRTHDAY. 46 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,788 IT'S A REALLY LONG STORY. 47 00:02:01,832 --> 00:02:03,954 OH, HEY MOM. WHAT'S GOING ON? 48 00:02:03,954 --> 00:02:05,166 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 49 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:08,879 JUST SITTING HERE ABOUT TO EAT A WHOLE SHEET CAKE. 50 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:09,840 ALONE. 51 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,343 FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER. 52 00:02:12,343 --> 00:02:13,804 COOL. THEN CAN YOU WATCH EMMA? 53 00:02:13,804 --> 00:02:15,806 I JUST GOT INVITED TO THIS AMAZING PARTY. 54 00:02:26,026 --> 00:02:27,398 SO, THAT'S A NO ON WATCHING EMMA? 55 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:31,982 I WAS SNEEZING SPRINKLES FOR A WEEK. 56 00:02:33,234 --> 00:02:34,485 BUT LOOK, THE POINT IS 57 00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:37,488 I FELT SO HORRIBLE, I PROMISED I'D THROW HER A GIANT BASH THIS YEAR. 58 00:02:37,488 --> 00:02:38,779 EXACTLY. 59 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:39,870 YOU FELT HORRIBLE. 60 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:42,543 YOU SAID THAT YOU'D THROW HER A GIANT BASH. 61 00:02:42,543 --> 00:02:44,124 SOUNDS LIKE A "YOU" PROBLEM. 62 00:02:45,876 --> 00:02:47,338 IF I COULD SNEEZE SPRINKLES? 63 00:02:47,338 --> 00:02:48,589 NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE. 64 00:02:50,881 --> 00:02:52,673 GUYS, COME ON! 65 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,924 I HAVE TO DO INVENTORY AT THE BAR, 66 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,636 BUT DANNY WILL DO MOST OF THE HEAVY LIFTING. 67 00:02:55,636 --> 00:02:58,138 WHY? THERE'S NOWHERE FOR ME TO GO BUT DOWN. 68 00:02:58,138 --> 00:02:59,470 I'M ALREADY THE GOOD SON. 69 00:03:00,721 --> 00:03:03,264 LOOK, CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST PUT TOGETHER SOME KIND OF VIDEO TRIBUTE? 70 00:03:03,264 --> 00:03:07,268 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT REALLY CAPTURES WHAT A WARM AND LOVING PERSON SHE IS. 71 00:03:07,268 --> 00:03:10,651 OKAY, SUCK-WADS! 72 00:03:10,651 --> 00:03:13,364 I'M GONNA SKIP THE BENEFIT AND GO RIGHT TO THE DOUBT. 73 00:03:13,364 --> 00:03:15,736 YOU GUYS HAVEN'T DONE JACK FOR MY BIRTHDAY, HAVE YOU? 74 00:03:15,736 --> 00:03:17,117 -HUH? -WHA-- 75 00:03:17,117 --> 00:03:19,780 MOM, CALM DOWN! WE'RE WORKING ON SOMETHING... 76 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:22,783 BIG... AND IMPORTANT... 77 00:03:22,783 --> 00:03:24,665 AND SURPRISEY. 78 00:03:25,746 --> 00:03:27,628 YOU ARE THROWING ME A SURPRISE PARTY? 79 00:03:27,628 --> 00:03:31,422 OH MY GOD, YOU ARE JUST THE BEST SON EVER! 80 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,464 WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER? 81 00:03:34,885 --> 00:03:37,718 YOU KNOW WHAT? OKAY, I HAVE TO GO PRACTICE MY SURPRISE FACE. 82 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,304 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA WORK ON IT. I'LL WORK ON IT. 83 00:03:45,396 --> 00:03:48,689 SHE SHOULD BE PRACTICING HER "I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU" FACE. 84 00:03:48,689 --> 00:03:50,230 YEAH. WHAT'S THAT ONE LOOK LIKE? 85 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,022 I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. 86 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,986 I SEE IT EVERY DAY. 87 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,858 EVERY DAY. 88 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:02,953 OKAY, LIGHTING IS GOOD. 89 00:04:02,953 --> 00:04:04,995 OH, AND IF YOU COULD FAVOR THIS SIDE OF MY FACE, 90 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,787 I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 91 00:04:06,787 --> 00:04:08,579 IT'S THE BETTER HALF OF PERFECTION. 92 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:09,790 (laughing) 93 00:04:09,790 --> 00:04:12,172 OH, AND SINCE I WORK IN TV, LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK LESSON. 94 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:14,425 I POINT THE PHONE AT YOU AND HIT RECORD? 95 00:04:14,425 --> 00:04:16,547 YEAH. I THINK I GOT IT. 96 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,799 RIGHT. HOLD ON. 97 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:21,261 HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE. DON'T MOVE, OKAY? 98 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,804 ALL RIGHT. MRS. WHEELER'S BIRTHDAY VIDEO. 99 00:04:23,804 --> 00:04:24,935 TAKE ONE. 100 00:04:24,935 --> 00:04:27,147 IN THREE, TWO... 101 00:04:27,147 --> 00:04:31,562 MRS. WHEELER, WHAT CAN I SAY? 102 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:34,655 JUST, THAT I KNOW IN MY HEART 103 00:04:34,655 --> 00:04:36,156 THAT YOU STEAL FROM US. 104 00:04:36,156 --> 00:04:40,781 AND I LOVE HOW YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST BOSS EVERYBODY AROUND. 105 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,494 TUCKER, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TRIBUTE. 106 00:04:43,494 --> 00:04:46,367 YEAH, I KNOW. BUT I'VE GOT A LOT OF STUFF TO GET OFF MY CHEST. 107 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:49,870 WELL, JUST DO WHAT YOU DID WHEN I TOLD YOU BEN AND I OFFICIALLY BROKE UP. 108 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:51,792 RIGHT? PRETEND TO CARE. 109 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,755 OH, HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING, ANYWAY? 110 00:04:54,755 --> 00:04:57,087 WELL, YOU KNOW, THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER. 111 00:04:57,087 --> 00:04:59,009 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING. I... 112 00:04:59,009 --> 00:05:01,301 -OH, THIS IS YOU PRETENDING TO CARE, ISN'T IT? -AHH. 113 00:05:03,223 --> 00:05:06,687 ALL RIGHT. MRS. WHEELER'S BIRTHDAY VIDEO. TAKE TWO. 114 00:05:06,687 --> 00:05:07,848 OH MY GOD! 115 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:09,019 EMMA! 116 00:05:09,019 --> 00:05:09,810 DON'T MOVE! 117 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,851 -(gasps) -(clatter) 118 00:05:10,851 --> 00:05:12,563 (baby crying) 119 00:05:14,234 --> 00:05:16,487 STITCHES, TUCKER, STITCHES! 120 00:05:16,487 --> 00:05:19,570 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WE BROKE THE BABY. 121 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,612 THE DOCTOR SAID SHE'LL BE FINE. 122 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:23,904 YEAH, BUT WE WON'T ONCE WE TELL BEN. 123 00:05:23,904 --> 00:05:25,906 FOR THE LAST TIME, WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE? 124 00:05:25,906 --> 00:05:27,037 I HAVE TO CALL HIM! 125 00:05:27,037 --> 00:05:28,539 OH, HELL NO. 126 00:05:28,539 --> 00:05:32,042 NO, YOU CAN'T JUST BLURT OUT, "SORRY, WE ACCIDENTALLY MAIMED YOUR BABY." 127 00:05:32,042 --> 00:05:35,506 NO, WE HAVE TO FIND A WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY. 128 00:05:35,506 --> 00:05:36,587 WHEN HE'S CALM. 129 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:39,510 A WINDOW. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 130 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:42,222 YEAH. WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY FINDS OUT 131 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:43,674 UNTIL WE TELL BEN OURSELVES. 132 00:05:43,674 --> 00:05:45,015 -(door banging) -(screams) 133 00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:47,728 Bonnie: HEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE! 134 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:50,971 -OH, GOD. -MRS. WHEELER? 135 00:05:50,971 --> 00:05:53,183 YOU, UH... YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, DID YOU? 136 00:05:53,183 --> 00:05:55,976 I'VE HEARD NOTHING, I'VE SEEN NOTHING, 137 00:05:55,976 --> 00:05:58,899 WHICH IS STARTING TO MAKE ME THINK THAT THERE IS NOTHING. 138 00:05:58,899 --> 00:06:01,031 WHAT IS BEN DOING FOR MY BIRTHDAY? 139 00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:03,243 LOTS. TONS. AND YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT! 140 00:06:03,243 --> 00:06:05,576 SO, GET HAPPY, GET EXCITED, 141 00:06:05,576 --> 00:06:07,408 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, GET OUT. 142 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,869 OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING! 143 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,290 -GOD, I HOPE THERE'S STRIPPERS. -YUP. 144 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:11,542 THERE'S STRIPPERS, RIGHT? 145 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:12,913 RIGHT, NOW WHERE WERE WE? 146 00:06:12,913 --> 00:06:13,834 ALL RIGHT, WE JUST NEED TO FIND-- 147 00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:14,875 -WHAT UP? -AAH! 148 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,296 BEN, HI, HOW'S IT GOING? 149 00:06:16,296 --> 00:06:18,459 WE WERE JUST PLAYING AN IMPROMPTU GAME OF PEEKABOO. 150 00:06:18,459 --> 00:06:20,000 Both: PEEKABOO! 151 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,381 WHAT'S WITH THE BEAR? 152 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,844 UMM... 153 00:06:23,844 --> 00:06:26,557 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, MAN. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED, WE WERE... 154 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:28,348 WE WON IT AT A CARNIVAL! 155 00:06:28,348 --> 00:06:30,310 YOU WERE AT A CARNIVAL? 156 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:32,973 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING, NOT ENJOYING YOURSELVES! 157 00:06:32,973 --> 00:06:34,184 YOU'RE SO SELFISH! 158 00:06:34,184 --> 00:06:35,686 GOD, WHAT ABOUT ME? 159 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:37,688 OKAY, BEN. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 160 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:40,280 YOU KNOW, I WAS PMS-ING AND CRAVING A FUNNEL CAKE. 161 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,942 I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, 162 00:06:41,942 --> 00:06:44,825 I JUST GET BLOATED, AND I GET SO CRAMPY AND CRANKY-- 163 00:06:44,825 --> 00:06:46,787 OKAY, I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. THANK YOU. 164 00:06:46,787 --> 00:06:48,529 LOVE YOU, EMMA. BYE. 165 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:51,992 WHAT WAS THAT? 166 00:06:51,992 --> 00:06:53,454 PERIOD CARD. 167 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,835 TOTALLY FREAKS GUYS OUT. 168 00:06:54,835 --> 00:06:56,837 NO! 169 00:06:56,837 --> 00:06:58,168 THAT WAS OUR WINDOW! 170 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,751 OH, YEAH. 171 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:03,003 I CAN SEE NOW HOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD TIME TO TELL HIM. 172 00:07:05,005 --> 00:07:06,927 Ben: YOU KNOW DANNY, I THINK WE'RE DOING OKAY. 173 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,138 ALL RIGHT. 174 00:07:08,138 --> 00:07:10,260 I'VE GOT THE FLOWERS ORDERED. 175 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:12,973 I'VE NARROWED DOWN THE LOCATION TO HER THREE FAVORITE RESTAURANTS. 176 00:07:12,973 --> 00:07:15,105 AND, I FOUND A DISCOUNT VERSION OF THE CHIPPENDALES. 177 00:07:15,105 --> 00:07:18,018 TWO GUYS NAMED CHIP AND DALE. 178 00:07:18,018 --> 00:07:19,019 WHAT'S UP WITH THE MUSIC? 179 00:07:19,019 --> 00:07:21,822 OH, WELL YOU KNOW HOW YOU WANTED A DJ, BUT I WANTED A BAND? 180 00:07:21,822 --> 00:07:24,274 I FOUND A GUY NAMED DJ WHO'S IN A BAND! 181 00:07:24,274 --> 00:07:26,446 HOW ARE WE WITH RSVP'S? 182 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,738 HOW WOULD I KNOW? 183 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:30,370 BECAUSE I SAID, "HEY DANNY, HOW 'BOUT YOU HANDLE MOM'S GUESTS." 184 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:33,123 I THOUGHT YOU SAID "HANDLE MOM'S DRESS." 185 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:36,877 NONE OF THE SALES LADIES WOULD BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID I WAS TRYING THEM ON FOR MOM. 186 00:07:36,877 --> 00:07:39,209 DUDE, NOBODY'S COMING TO HER PARTY? 187 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,250 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 188 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,923 HEY, DON'T GET MAD AT ME! NONE OF THIS IS MY FAULT. 189 00:07:42,923 --> 00:07:45,255 OH REALLY? 'CAUSE I'D SAY IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT. 190 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:47,888 IF MOM HADN'T GONE INTO LABOR WITH YOU ON HER 18TH BIRTHDAY, 191 00:07:47,888 --> 00:07:50,971 DAD PROBABLY NEVER WOULD HAVE HAD TO MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT EVERY YEAR. GOD! 192 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,013 WAIT... 193 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:55,556 MY BIRTHDAY'S NOT FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS. 194 00:07:55,556 --> 00:07:59,019 PFFT, YOU'RE RIGHT MAN. MY BAD. YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH DATES. 195 00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:00,651 HEY, GOOD CALL ON THE DJ GUY. 196 00:08:02,272 --> 00:08:03,984 BEN, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 197 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,367 ARE YOU TELLING ME I WAS ACTUALLY BORN ON MOM'S BIRTHDAY, 198 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:09,870 AND SHE'S BEEN LYING TO ME MY ENTIRE LIFE, 199 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,742 MAKING UP SOME RANDOM DATE 200 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:15,075 SO SHE COULD SELFISHLY NOT SHARE HER SPECIAL DAY WITH ME? 201 00:08:15,075 --> 00:08:18,669 WOW. I WAS GONNA LIE, BUT I'M KINDA PROUD YOU ACTUALLY PUT IT ALL TOGETHER YOURSELF. 202 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,461 OH MY GOD! 203 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:22,923 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 204 00:08:22,923 --> 00:08:23,964 WHO AM I? 205 00:08:25,626 --> 00:08:27,007 WHO ARE MY REAL PARENTS? 206 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,801 SAME PEOPLE, 207 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,893 JUST TWO WEEKS EARLIER. 208 00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:34,805 AND YOU'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS THE ENTIRE TIME? 209 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:36,597 LOOK, MAN, I'M SORRY. 210 00:08:36,597 --> 00:08:37,938 I WAS SWORN TO SECRECY 211 00:08:37,938 --> 00:08:40,731 WHEN I FOUND YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE FOLDED INSIDE MOM'S DIARY. 212 00:08:40,731 --> 00:08:43,233 DUDE, SHE HATED US. 213 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:45,315 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WOULD DO THIS TO ME! 214 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:47,107 DANNY! DANNY! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 215 00:08:47,107 --> 00:08:49,239 ANY CHANCE YOU CAN TELL HER TUCKER TOLD YOU? 216 00:08:49,239 --> 00:08:50,821 HE RUNS FASTER THAN I DO. 217 00:08:52,993 --> 00:08:54,454 HEY! 218 00:08:54,454 --> 00:08:57,958 I HOPE I'M NOT WALKING INTO ANY SURPRISES! 219 00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:00,831 HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT WHEN MY REAL BIRTHDAY IS? 220 00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:05,335 SURPRISE. 221 00:09:15,515 --> 00:09:18,308 OKAY. COAST LOOKS CLEAR. LET'S MOVE. 222 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:21,181 TUCKER, WE CAN'T KEEP HIDING HER. 223 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:24,104 I MEAN, HAVING A SLEEPOVER AT MY PLACE MAY HAVE WORKED FOR ONE NIGHT, 224 00:09:24,104 --> 00:09:25,986 BUT WE STILL HAVE TWO DAYS UNTIL HER STITCHES COME OUT, 225 00:09:25,986 --> 00:09:27,738 AND I CAN'T KEEP LIVING A LIE! 226 00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:29,569 GET IT TOGETHER, PERRIN! 227 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,111 YOU CANNOT CRACK ON ME NOW! 228 00:09:31,111 --> 00:09:33,493 WE HAVE GOT TO BE AS SOLID AS A ROCK WALL. 229 00:09:34,955 --> 00:09:36,366 RILEY DID IT! 230 00:09:36,366 --> 00:09:39,660 YOU TWO GET IN HERE. NOW! 231 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:42,292 OH GOD, SHE'S ON TO US. 232 00:09:45,706 --> 00:09:47,918 I NEED YOUR HELP WITH DANNY'S SURPRISE PARTY. 233 00:09:47,918 --> 00:09:50,881 (both sighing) OH. IS THAT IT? OKAY. 234 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:53,513 SO, HE FINALLY FOUND OUT YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO HIM ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY? 235 00:09:53,513 --> 00:09:55,305 BEN TOLD YOU, TOO? 236 00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:57,137 NO. YOU DID. 237 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,219 IT WAS THAT WEEK YOU SIGNED UP FOR A MEDICAL TRIAL. 238 00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:01,141 OH, RIGHT. UGH. 239 00:10:01,141 --> 00:10:02,312 OH MY GOD. 240 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,775 I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON. 241 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:07,317 HOW COULD I DO THIS TO MY OWN SON? 242 00:10:07,317 --> 00:10:09,609 I MEAN, I REALLY AM THE WORST MOTHER EVER. 243 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,442 OH, NO. THAT'S NOT TRUE. 244 00:10:13,784 --> 00:10:16,947 YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO HARD ON MYSELF. 245 00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:18,158 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 246 00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:19,790 A HUG FROM MY LITTLE LOVE BUG! 247 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:21,792 HI! OKAY. NO... 248 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,163 NO, NOT YOU! 249 00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:25,085 COME HERE, SWEETHEART. 250 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:26,877 NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF OF ME. 251 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,338 -HERE, COME HERE. -I'M BACK! 252 00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:30,881 OKAY, STOP. YOU WISH. OKAY, RIGHT? 253 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,963 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 254 00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:34,594 OH, JUST WANNA PUT HER DOWN FOR A NAP. 255 00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,346 YOU KNOW, TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE. BYE. 256 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,389 YOU KNOW WHAT? 257 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,222 I NEED TO FIND THAT VIDEO OF ME GIVING BIRTH TO DANNY. 258 00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:44,975 YEAH. MAYBE A LITTLE GUILT WILL HELP SMOOTH THINGS OVER. 259 00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:46,937 YEAH, I JUST NEED TO MUTE THE PART WHERE I SCREAMED, 260 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:50,030 "OH MY GOD, IT'S A MONSTER!" 261 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,775 CAN'T YOU CANCEL THE PARTY YOU HAVE BOOKED? 262 00:10:54,775 --> 00:10:56,907 JUST TELL THE KID HIS BIRTHDAY'S IN TWO WEEKS. 263 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,409 THAT'S WHAT MY MOM DID. 264 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,660 HELLO? 265 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,122 (groans) 266 00:11:02,122 --> 00:11:03,874 HEY, SO, FIRST OF ALL, 267 00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:05,706 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 268 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,378 AND SECOND, YOU NEED TO HELP ME FIND A VENUE FOR MOM'S PARTY. 269 00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:09,710 HELP YOU? 270 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,172 WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU? I'M NOT EVEN SURE WE'RE BROTHERS. 271 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,423 MOM COULD'VE LIED ABOUT THAT, TOO. 272 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,795 DANNY, LIKE... 273 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,849 OKAY, YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT A POINT. 274 00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:20,851 BUT, YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY TO GET OVER THIS. 275 00:11:20,851 --> 00:11:22,392 THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 276 00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:23,764 WELL, IT IS. 277 00:11:23,764 --> 00:11:26,436 AGAIN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 278 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,648 BUT, CAN WE LET IT BE ABOUT YOU STARTING NEXT YEAR? 279 00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:30,811 I KNOW IF I FOUND OUT THAT SHE LIED TO ME, I'D BE COOL. 280 00:11:30,811 --> 00:11:31,982 OH, REALLY? 281 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,864 MOM THINKS YOU'RE A HORRIBLE BARTENDER, 282 00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:36,116 BRIBED YOUR SOCCER COACH TO PUT YOU ON THE TEAM, 283 00:11:36,116 --> 00:11:38,819 AND PAID ASHLEY JENKINS $50 TO GO TO PROM WITH YOU. 284 00:11:38,819 --> 00:11:41,822 WELL, I DEFINITELY GOT $50 WORTH. 285 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:45,876 LOOK, DANNY, I DON'T KNOW WHY MOM DID WHAT SHE DID, 286 00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:48,879 AND I PROMISE FROM NOW ON, WE WILL CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY, 287 00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:51,091 BUT THIS YEAR, I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MOM. 288 00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:53,093 WHY ARE YOU STILL THROWING HER A PARTY? 289 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,886 BECAUSE SHE'S OUR MOM, AND SHE GAVE US LIFE, 290 00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:58,839 AND I NEED SOMEONE TO PICK EMMA UP FROM DAYCARE. 291 00:11:58,839 --> 00:12:01,932 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER. 292 00:12:01,932 --> 00:12:05,015 I JUST WANT TO SIT HERE AND DRINK ALONE IN AN EMPTY BAR. 293 00:12:06,146 --> 00:12:07,347 OH MY GOD. 294 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:09,559 AN EMPTY BAR. WE CAN HAVE HER PARTY HERE! 295 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:11,151 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I LEFT THE GUEST LIST AT HOME. 296 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:14,524 WELL CROSS MY NAME OFF THAT LIST! 297 00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:18,909 RILEY. RILEY. 298 00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:21,321 -HUH? -RILEY. GUESS WHO I AM. 299 00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:25,455 "I LOVE CHARDONNAY AND STEALING MY SON'S BIRTHDAYS." 300 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:27,707 (laughing) 301 00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:29,459 BEN. 302 00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:32,292 OH, HEY WHAT'S UP, BEN? 303 00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:35,675 NICE. 304 00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:37,257 I'D BE PISSED IF IT WASN'T SO DEAD ON. 305 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,932 OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 306 00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:43,683 DID YOU DO ALL THIS TO HELP ME WITH MOM? 307 00:12:43,683 --> 00:12:47,687 YES. YES, WE DID, 308 00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:50,690 BECAUSE WE'RE AWESOME. 309 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,232 OH MY GOD! YOU'RE AMAZING. 310 00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:54,945 BUT HEY, CHANGE OF PLANS, WE'RE ACTUALLY HAVING MY MOM'S PARTY AT THE BAR NOW. 311 00:12:54,945 --> 00:12:56,526 SO, I'M GONNA BRING SOME OF THIS STUFF DOWN THERE. 312 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,989 -IS IT COOL IF YOU WATCH EMMA FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER? -YEAH! 313 00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:00,070 YEAH, YEAH, SURE. 314 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,782 UM, BUT, UH, YOU OWE US BIG TIME. 315 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,784 YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THE BEST FRIENDS EVER. 316 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,666 IS SHE SLEEPING? I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ALL DAY. 317 00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:07,908 OH, NO, NO, NO, SHE'S NOT. 318 00:13:07,908 --> 00:13:10,080 BUT, I JUST PUT HER IN HER COSTUME FOR THE TRIBUTE VIDEO, 319 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,581 AND IT'S A SURPRISE. 320 00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:14,124 THE HAT IS HILARIOUS! RIGHT, TUCKER? 321 00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:15,966 IT'S ADORBS. IT'LL HAVE YOU IN STITCHES. 322 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,007 YEAH. 323 00:13:22,632 --> 00:13:24,885 OH. HONEY. 324 00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:26,136 YOU'RE HERE. 325 00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:27,767 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BE BACK SO SOON. 326 00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:32,192 SO, I GOT YOU A CAKE. 327 00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:34,774 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EUGENE"? 328 00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:37,898 WAIT, IS THAT MY REAL NAME? 329 00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:40,070 NO, HONEY. 330 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,743 EUGENE IS THE SON OF THE WOMAN I BOUGHT IT OFF OF. 331 00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:47,117 NOW THERE'S A BAD MOM. 332 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,749 OKAY, LISTEN. THIS ISN'T QUITE READY, 333 00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:51,831 BUT I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE SNEAK PREVIEW 334 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,545 OF ALL THAT I'VE BEEN DOING TO SHOW YOU HOW SORRY I AM, OKAY? 335 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:57,837 SURPRISE! 336 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,722 WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU AND EUGENE'S MOM HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 337 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:09,019 REALLY, MOM? NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA MOCK ME ON MY BIOLOGICAL BIRTHDAY? 338 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,892 WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYTHING? 339 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,474 THERE WAS AN ENTIRE PARTY SET UP. 340 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,186 YEAH, SURE. NICE TRY. 341 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:17,817 YOU REALLY WILL SAY ANYTHING, WON'T YOU? 342 00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:18,818 NO, DANNY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND-- 343 00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,070 SURE I DO! 344 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:22,782 YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE ALL THE ATTENTION ON YOU! 345 00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:25,405 YOU SACRIFICE YOUR OWN SON'S BIRTHDAY BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO SHARE IT! 346 00:14:25,405 --> 00:14:28,788 -NO, DANNY, THAT'S NOT-- -YOU HAVE LITERALLY LIED TO ME MY ENTIRE LIFE. 347 00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:30,870 YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN YOU BEING A LIAR? 348 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,412 YOU'RE SELFISH! 349 00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:33,873 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOU! 350 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:38,919 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY BACK BECAUSE I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE! 351 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,420 I DON'T WANT IT EITHER, MOM! 352 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:41,922 IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME! 353 00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:47,007 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SLAM DOORS AROUND HERE! 354 00:14:48,808 --> 00:14:49,849 (knob rattling) 355 00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:51,851 OH, DAMN IT! THE WRONG DOOR. 356 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,187 HEY, IS ANYBODY HOME? 357 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,608 Bonnie: OOH, BEN, BEN! 358 00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:00,981 BEN, PLEASE HELP ME OPEN THIS DOOR! 359 00:15:00,981 --> 00:15:03,613 AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL OF DANNY'S DECORATIONS? 360 00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:06,076 DANNY'S DECORATIONS? 361 00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:08,738 Bonnie: UH, BEN, THE DOOR? 362 00:15:08,738 --> 00:15:11,031 WHAT'S THAT? NO, YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, I'LL SEE YOU SOON! 363 00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:12,742 Bonnie: BEN! 364 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,499 -HEY. -(both scream) 365 00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:23,253 HEY, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THOSE DECORATIONS WERE FOR DANNY? 366 00:15:23,253 --> 00:15:24,674 STOP YELLING AT ME! 367 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,177 GOD, WE'VE BEEN SO BUSY TAKING CARE OF YOUR CHILD 368 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,548 AND SHOOTING YOUR MOM'S VIDEO. 369 00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,640 I'M STRESSED BEN! YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT! 370 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,013 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! AND HE'S STRESSING ME OUT! 371 00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:35,395 THAT'S A LOT OF STRESS, BEN! WE'RE FULL OF STRESS! 372 00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:38,608 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SORRY. 373 00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:40,770 EVERYBODY'S MAD AT EVERYBODY BECAUSE OF ME. 374 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:42,983 ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET THIS PARTY OVER WITH. 375 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,824 OH, AND BY THE WAY, MY MOM'S STUCK IN THE BATHROOM. 376 00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:47,157 IF YOU CAN NOT LET HER OUT UNTIL I GET BACK, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 377 00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:49,909 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. 378 00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:55,125 (banging on the door) 379 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,538 OH MY GOD. 380 00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:00,130 WAIT, THIS IS PERFECT. 381 00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:03,793 Bonnie: OKAY, I SWEAR IF SOMEONE DOESN'T OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY, 382 00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:05,965 I'M GONNA START FLUSHING THINGS! 383 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,677 (toilet flushes) 384 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:08,928 YOU HEAR THAT? 385 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:11,721 THAT WAS SOMEBODY'S TOOTHBRUSH! 386 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,593 OH, DAMN IT, IT WAS MINE! 387 00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:19,439 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 388 00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:21,861 YEAH. YEAH, WHILE SHE'S STUCK IN THERE, 389 00:16:21,861 --> 00:16:24,154 WE RE-STAGE EMMA'S FALL OUT HERE, 390 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,195 BLAME IT ON HER, 391 00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:26,406 TAKE EMMA TO THE E.R., 392 00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:27,777 AND TELL BEN IT JUST HAPPENED. 393 00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:30,700 I WAS GONNA SUGGEST WE EAT SOME OF THIS CAKE, 394 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,242 BUT YOUR IDEA IS MUCH BETTER. 395 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:36,916 FOLLOW MY LEAD. 396 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:39,119 (banging on the door) 397 00:16:39,119 --> 00:16:40,790 OH, LOOK, RILEY! 398 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:44,084 EMMA IS WALKING TOWARDS MRS. WHEELER'S PURSE. 399 00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:46,336 OH. OH, BE CAREFUL, EMMA! 400 00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:51,051 YOU MIGHT TRIP ON THESE STRAPS LEFT CARELESSLY ON THE FLOOR. 401 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,473 Bonnie: WH--WHAT'S GOING ON? 402 00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:54,684 -(thud) -(Bonnie gasps) 403 00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:55,725 Bonnie: EMMA! 404 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:59,269 OH NO, EMMA TRIPPED AND FELL ON HER HEAD. 405 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,442 OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE! 406 00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:05,315 Bonnie: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, LET ME OUT! 407 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,607 (pounding at the door) EMMA, HONEY, DON'T YOU WORRY, SWEETIE! 408 00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:09,149 WE SHOULD GO TO THE E.R. 409 00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:12,362 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU, EMMA! YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS NOW! 410 00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:14,864 Bonnie: EMMA, DON'T WORRY, GRANDMA'S COMING! 411 00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:15,995 (door rattling intensifies) OH MY GOD! 412 00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:18,037 (screaming frantically) 413 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,870 (screaming) 414 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,333 WHAT'S GOING ON? 415 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,464 EMMA FELL! 416 00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:25,965 THEY'RE TAKING HER TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! 417 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,877 OH GOD, I GOTTA CALL BEN! 418 00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:29,089 (breathing heavily) OKAY. OH. 419 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,380 (phone rings) 420 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,971 OH. (groans) 421 00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:32,842 HE LEFT HIS PHONE HERE. 422 00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:35,475 OKAY. I'LL GO TO THE BAR AND GET HIM, AND MEET YOU AT THE E.R. 423 00:17:35,475 --> 00:17:40,270 ALL RIGHT? OKAY! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 424 00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:47,066 BEN! BEN! 425 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,530 OKAY. EMMA'S OKAY, BUT SHE FELL. 426 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:53,453 -WHAT? -RILEY AND TUCKER TOOK HER TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 427 00:17:53,453 --> 00:17:55,405 WAIT, DID YOU STEAL MY DECORATIONS? 428 00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:56,996 MY BABY! 429 00:17:56,996 --> 00:17:58,198 YEAH, WAIT FOR ME. WAIT FOR ME. 430 00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:04,003 NO, BEN! BEN! COME BACK, YOU'VE GOT THE KEYS! 431 00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,626 (rattling the door handle) 432 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:07,667 (sighs) 433 00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:11,551 OKAY. 434 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:15,595 IF THIS IS MY SURPRISE PARTY, YOU CAN ALL COME OUT NOW. 435 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,018 YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO. 436 00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,313 EMMA! OH MY GOD, I WENT EVERYWHERE LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS. 437 00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:24,354 IS SHE OKAY? 438 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,855 SHE'S FINE. 439 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,608 YOU'D BE AMAZED AT HOW QUICKLY BABIES HEAL. 440 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:33,823 YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THESE NEW 24-HOUR STITCHES THAT'LL COME OUT TOMORROW. 441 00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:36,536 STITCHES? WILL SHE HAVE A SCAR? 442 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,077 OH GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASN'T THERE FOR HER. 443 00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:39,789 OH GOD, OH GOD. 444 00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:41,371 IS SHE OKAY? 445 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,543 OH. OH... 446 00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:46,626 OH, BY THE WAY, I ALSO RIPPED THE BAR DOOR OFF ITS HINGES. 447 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,048 YOU MIGHT WANNA CALL SOMEBODY. 448 00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:50,210 MOM, SHE'S FINE. 449 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,342 BUT LOOK, I'M SO SORRY. 450 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:53,963 I TOTALLY MESSED UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN. 451 00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:55,465 OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. 452 00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:58,388 EMMA'S OKAY, AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 453 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,139 I KNOW, LITTLE BOO-BOO. 454 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,931 JUST A LITTLE ONE. 455 00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:04,764 AND HONEY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT SO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU. OKAY? 456 00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:07,937 AND THIS WHOLE DANNY THING, IT WAS COMPLETELY MY FAULT. 457 00:19:07,937 --> 00:19:09,689 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD HIM THE TRUTH. 458 00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:11,271 FINE. 459 00:19:11,271 --> 00:19:12,572 I'M LISTENING. 460 00:19:12,572 --> 00:19:14,113 IF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS. 461 00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:18,698 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, DANNY? HERE'S THE TRUTH. 462 00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:21,160 YES, I WAS BEING SELFISH. 463 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,162 COMPLETELY SELFISH. 464 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,626 AND IT STARTED OUT ABOUT ME NOT WANTING TO SHARE MY BIRTHDAY, 465 00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:29,709 BUT, IT BECAME ABOUT ME NOT WANTING TO SHARE YOU. 466 00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:32,922 WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR YOU TO START SCHOOL, 467 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,635 I WASN'T READY TO LET YOU GO. 468 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,757 YOU WERE MY BABY. 469 00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:39,299 MY FIRST. 470 00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:41,431 I MEAN, WE WERE A TEAM, YOU AND I. 471 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:45,895 AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT IF I TOLD THEM THAT YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS TWO WEEKS LATER, 472 00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:48,688 YOU MISSED THE CUTOFF. 473 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,311 AND YOU GOT TO STAY HOME WITH ME FOR ANOTHER YEAR. 474 00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:55,905 AND DANNY, THAT WAS THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE. 475 00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:00,490 YOU MADE ME START SCHOOL EARLY. 476 00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:04,954 TRUST ME, IT WAS BEST FOR BOTH OF US. 477 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,459 CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 478 00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:15,255 IT'S OKAY, MOM. 479 00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:19,719 I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR BABY. 480 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,841 AND, I'M PROUD TO SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY WITH YOU. 481 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:25,555 AND I PROMISE NOT TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME ANYMORE. 482 00:20:25,555 --> 00:20:29,979 (laughing hysterically) 483 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,612 OH. OH, I'M SORRY, THAT WASN'T A JOKE? 484 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,656 WELL, MOM, I DIDN'T PULL OFF MUCH OF A SURPRISE, 485 00:20:36,656 --> 00:20:39,489 BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I LOVE YOU. 486 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,662 AWW, AND I LOVE MY BOYS. 487 00:20:42,662 --> 00:20:44,414 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANNY. 488 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:46,496 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM. 489 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:49,499 I DON'T KNOW WHO "EUGENE" IS, BUT I'M EATING HIS CAKE. 490 00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,875 -MRS. WHEELER, MRS. WHEELER. -YEAH? 491 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,877 GET READY TO BE WOWED. 492 00:20:57,877 --> 00:20:59,178 OKAY. 493 00:20:59,178 --> 00:21:01,511 Happy birthday, Mom. 494 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,303 We love you. 495 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,805 Hope it's a great one, Mrs. Wheeler. 496 00:21:05,805 --> 00:21:08,648 Mrs. Wheeler, what can I say? 497 00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:10,600 You steal my heart. 498 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,852 I love you. 499 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,276 I LOVE YOU, TOO, TUCK-TUCK. 500 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,571 HEY, WAIT, IS THAT EMMA IN THE BACKGROUND CRAWLING ON A CHAIR? 501 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,992 -NO. NO. -WHAT? WHAT? 502 00:21:22,992 --> 00:21:24,534 -TURN IT OFF, TUCKER! TURN IT OFF! -OH, NO, NO! 503 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,536 (all yelling and shouting) 37283

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