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OKAY, I KNOW YOU'VE ONLY
BEEN GONE A COUPLE OF DAYS,
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BUT LOOK WHAT YOU MISSED.
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EMMA,
STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE.
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(laughs) YEAH.
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EMMA, BLOW A KISS.
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-AMAZING, RIGHT?
-(laughs) That's great!
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All Mom taught us
how to do
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was the field sobriety test.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
I THINK SHE MIGHT BE A GENIUS.
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WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THE WORLD?
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BEN POSTED EMMA DOING
THAT STUPID TONGUE TRICK,
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AND IT ALREADY HAS
OVER 200 LIKES.
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I CHANGE MY STATUS
TO "IN A RELATIONSHIP
WITH BEN WHEELER,"
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AND I ONLY GOT ONE.
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AND GRANDPA PERRIN
LIKES EVERYTHING.
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RILEY, YOU'RE THE GIRL
WHO CRIED "BEN."
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I MEAN,
YOU'VE POSTED THAT
SO MANY TIMES,
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NO ONE BELIEVES YOU.
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I KNOW I DON'T.
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OH MY GOD.
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I'M MINDY.
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OOH, AND I'M DARNELL.
I LOVE ROLE-PLAY.
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NO! MINDY IS A GIRL
FROM MY OFFICE
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WHO FINALLY LANDED
THE GUY SHE'S BEEN
CHASING HER WHOLE LIFE,
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AND THEN ALL
OF THESE HORRIBLE WOMEN
RAN THIS SECRET POOL
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BETTING ON HOW SOON
THEY'D BREAK UP.
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THAT'S HORRIBLE.
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HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN?
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ALMOST $100.
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-(chuckles)
-(door opens)
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Bonnie:
ALL RIGHT!
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WHICH ONE OF YOU
SHINY-HAIRED DEGENERATES
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STOLE MY CONDITIONER?
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SAYS THE WOMAN
IN MY BATHROOM
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STANDING UNDER MY WATER
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USING MY TOWELS.
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DID I USE
THE WORD "MY" ENOUGH?
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'CAUSE I JUST DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GETTING IT.
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OH, I GET IT, YOU KNOW,
BUT YOU'RE JUST NOT
GETTING RID OF ME.
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I BOUGHT PLENTY MORE HAIR
WHERE THIS CAME FROM.
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Danny:
Hey, Mom, looking good.
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OOH. HEY,
IS THAT YOUR BROTHER?
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I WONDER IF HE HAS
AN OPINION ON THIS.
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NO. NO, THERE IS ONLY
ONE BROTHER WHOSE PERMISSION
YOU NEED TO LIVE HERE.
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THIS ONE.
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-DANNY? DANNY, DANNY.
-GIVE IT TO ME. NO.
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TELL TUCKER THAT
THE WOMAN WHO CARRIED
ALL 14 LBS. OF YOU
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INSIDE OF HER BODY
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FOR 11 MONTHS
CAN STAY IN YOUR ROOM!
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HEY! NO! GIVE IT.
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YOU TWO MIGHT SHARE D.N.A.,
BUT I SHARE A WALL WITH YOU.
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IF SHE DOESN'T GET OUT,
YOUR SECRETS WILL.
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(chuckles) OKAY.
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SO, YOU HOMESICK YET?
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W-why would I be homesick
when Paris is my new home?
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I gotta go.
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I THINK
THAT WENT PRETTY WELL.
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TOTALLY.
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EXCEPT FOR THE PART
WHERE YOU FORGOT TO MENTION
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THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
DUMPED YOU
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BEFORE YOU EVEN
HIT THE GROUND IN PARIS,
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AND THAT YOU'RE
ACTUALLY IN NEW YORK,
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SECRETLY CRASHING
WITH YOUR MOM'S EX-BOYFRIEND.
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(theme music plays)
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♪ IT'S AMAZING
HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪
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♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND CHANGE DIRECTION ♪
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OKAY. LAST QUESTION.
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"WHAT IS YOUR
IDEA OF THE
PERFECT DATE?"
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IS IT, "A," A WALK ON THE BEACH,
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"B," DINNER AND A MOVIE,
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OR, "C," A QUIET NIGHT AT HOME?
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WHICH ONE ENDS WITH SEX?
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AND IT'S "D," NONE OF THE ABOVE.
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WHICH BRINGS OUR COMPATIBILITY
SCORE TO A 10...
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THERE YOU GO! PERFECT SCORE.
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I TOLD YOU WE WERE MEANT
TO BE TOGETHER.
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...OUT OF A HUNDRED.
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WE FAILED.
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RILEY, PLEASE DON'T
GO THERE AGAIN.
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OKAY, FIRST,
WE ARE SHUNNED
BY SOCIAL MEDIA...
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-YOU'RE GOING THERE.
-...THEN WE FAILED
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SEVEN DIFFERENT QUIZZES
WRITTEN BY EXPERTS.
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-YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.
-AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,
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I THINK THE HORRIBLE WOMEN
AT WORK
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ARE RUNNING A POOL ON ME.
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AND YOU'RE THERE. RILEY...
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COME ON, PLEASE.
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WHO CARES WHAT EVERYONE ELSE
THINKS?
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ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE'RE
TOGETHER.
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NO, WHAT MATTERS IS THAT
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EVERYONE IS JEALOUS
THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.
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OKAY, MOM, MOM.
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MY MOM AGREES WITH ME,
DON'T YOU?
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YES, IN MY EXPERIENCE,
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ONE KID IS ENOUGH.
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NO. NO, RILEY IS CONCERNED
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THAT WE MIGHT NOT BE
ENTIRELY COMPATIBLE.
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WELL, IT'S JUST SHE SPENT
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SO MANY YEARS BUILDING UP
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THIS RELATIONSHIP IN HER HEAD
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THAT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY
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IT COULD EVER LIVE UP TO HER
EXPECTATIONS,
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SO THERE'S REALLY
NOWHERE ELSE TO GO
BUT DOWN.
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MOM!
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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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SORRY. IT WAS A LITTLE UNCLEAR
WHICH WAY YOU WANTED ME TO GO.
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(sighs)
WE'RE DOOMED.
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IT'S OVER. I MEAN,
SHOULD WE JUST END IT NOW?
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-NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S FINE.
-WHAT WERE WE EVEN THINKING?
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-RELAX. CHILL.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS--
-NOBODY THINKS THAT WE CAN--
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-DOES THIS REALLY WORK?
-(chuckles)
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I MEAN, HELLO.
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I HAVE THE PORES OF A BABY.
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A BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL BABY.
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BUT, DANNY,
WE NEED TO TALK.
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OKAY, BUT CAN WE WAIT
UNTIL WE TAKE THE MASKS OFF?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT.
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I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND,
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AND I'M NOT REALLY SET UP
FOR THE WHOLE "ROOMMATE" THING.
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DON'T WORRY. I GET IT.
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HONESTLY,
I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
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I NEED YOU TO LEAVE, DANNY.
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OKAY. I'LL JUST CALL
ONE OF MY TEAMMATES...
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WHOSE NUMBERS
ARE IN MY LAPTOP.
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OKAY, NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
YOU NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE,
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BECAUSE I LEFT IT
AT MY PLACE.
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BUT IT'S COOL.
YOU COULD JUST
SNEAK IN AND GET IT.
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THANKS IN ADVANCE, BRO.
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I CAN'T GO THERE.
WHAT IF I SEE YOUR MOM?
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BAD THINGS HAPPEN
WHEN I SEE YOUR MOM.
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ALSO VERY GOOD THINGS,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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I DO, BUT I'M GOING
TO PRETEND LIKE I DON'T.
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-UH-OH.
-WHAT'S WRONG?
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IS IT NORMAL
TO BE COMPLETELY NUMB
FROM THE NECK UP?
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YES, THAT MEANS
YOU'RE ALMOST DONE.
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NOW WE'RE
ONTO THE TEETH WHITENING.
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MAN, I LOVE A PROJECT!
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I'M TELLING YOU,
NOW THAT WE'RE
IN A RELATIONSHIP,
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IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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(scoffs)
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AND WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE
IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME?
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I SHOULD PROBABLY ASK SOMEONE
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I HAVEN'T ALREADY DATED.
I'M SORRY.
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UH-OH.
CRAZY IN THE COURTYARD.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO SHIRT, NO SHOES,
NO PSYCHIC.
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(Jersey accent)
OH, COME ON.
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IT'S JUST
A LITTLE CARD READING.
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WHO DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW
THEIR FUTURE, HUH?
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IF YOU COULD
ACTUALLY SEE THE FUTURE,
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YOU'D SEE ME
THROWING YOU OUT OF HERE.
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OH, WHAT'S THE HARM?
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I TELL A FEW GIRLS
THEIR LIVES ARE PERFECT,
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THEY'LL EVENTUALLY
MEET THE ONE,
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NO ONE GETS HURT,
AND I CAN AFFORD TO GET
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A DIVORCE FROM MY HUSBAND
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BEFORE HE CHEATS
ON ME NEXT SUMMER.
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AS ALWAYS, IT'S A PLEASURE
SAYING GOODBYE, MOM.
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GOODBYE, MOM.
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YOU KNOW,
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
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I THINK YOU AND I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING.
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-HI.
-HI.
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SO I TOLD MY MOM
THAT YOU AND I WERE
BACK TOGETHER,
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AND SHE ASKED ME
IF I EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
GETTING MY TUBES TIED.
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FORGET YOUR MOM.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK
TO AN EXPERT.
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OH, LOOK!
HERE'S ONE NOW.
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HI. HI, I'M BEN.
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THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND,
RILEY, WHO'S DOUBTING
OUR FUTURE TOGETHER.
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BEN, I'M NOT LISTENING
TO SOME CRAZY FORTUNE TELLER
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WHO MAKES HER LIVING PREYING
ON GULLIBLE WOMEN.
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-OKAY?
-SUIT YOURSELF.
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BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU TWO MIGHT ACTUALLY
BE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
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REALLY?
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WELL, WELL, WHAT ELSE
DO THE CARDS SAY?
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BEN, SIT DOWN.
IT'S IMPORTANT.
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LOVE...
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SUCCESS...
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-FAMILY.
-OKAY, LET'S REEL IT IN.
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I ALREADY HAVE
ONE KID, ALL RIGHT?
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-OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD.
-IS IT BAD?
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THAT'S USUALLY
WHAT "NOT GOOD" MEANS.
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I SEE A BIG BLOWUP
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AND A GIANT BREAK
IN YOUR FUTURE.
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YOU GOT ALL THAT
FROM A TURKEY HOLDING UP
A BEACH BALL?
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I'M SORRY.
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THE CARDS DON'T LIE.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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(Jersey accent)
THE CARDS DON'T LIE.
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RILEY, SHE CAN'T PREDICT
THE FUTURE
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ANY MORE THAN I CAN.
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OH REALLY?
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WELL, HERE'S
A LITTLE PREDICTION.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR PIPES.
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MY PIPES?
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
MY PIPES ARE DOING JUST FINE.
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BEN! THE BATHROOM PIPES
JUST EXPLODED.
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THERE'S WATER
GUSHING EVERYWHERE.
(whimpers)
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OH MY GOD.
WE'RE DOOMED.
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
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MY BROTHER'S A PLUMBER,
HE'S ALREADY ON HIS WAY.
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-(door opens)
-Brad: HELLO?
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Tucker:
I JUST NEED TO KNOW,
MR. WHEELER,
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I MEAN, HOW DID
YOU GET RID OF HER?
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REALLY?
I GUESS I CAN DO THAT.
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I TRIED IT ONCE IN COLLEGE.
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ALL RIGHT, GOTTA GO.
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(door opens)
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♪ I GOT SOAP ON A ROPE
AND I'M SQUEAKY CLEAN ♪
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♪ I GOT A NICE NEW RAZOR
AND SOME SHAVING CREAM ♪
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(beatboxing)
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-YEAH.
-THAT'S MY ROBE!
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OH. OOPS.
DO YOU WANT IT BACK?
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ARE YOU REFERRING
TO THE ROBE OR MY INNOCENCE?
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BECAUSE BOTH ARE
AS GOOD AS GONE!
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♪ THAT'S "B" TO THE "O"
AND A DOUBLE "N" ♪
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♪ I GOT AN "I" AND AN "E"
AND A HOT BACK END ♪
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OOH.
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YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT SONG,
DON'T YOU, TUCK?
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♪ GOT THE SHOWER CURTAIN OPEN
TO CREATE SOME STEAM ♪
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♪ LIVING HERE FOR FREE,
IT'S THE AMERICAN... ♪
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-BRAD?
-HEY, BON BON.
224
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HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
225
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YEAH, I KNEW YOU WERE
GONNA ASK ME THAT.
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SO, YOU FINALLY REALIZED THAT
YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME,
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SO YOU'VE COME TO BEG ME
TO TAKE YOU BACK?
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SURE, LET'S GO WITH THAT.
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YEAH, WELL,
I'M NOT SOME TWO-BIT TRAMP
231
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THAT'S JUST WAITING TO JUMP
RIGHT BACK IN THE SACK.
232
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YOU HAVE TO CALL FIRST.
233
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I'LL REMEMBER THAT
FOR NEXT TIME.
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"NEXT TIME"?
235
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YOU STILL OWE ME AN APOLOGY
FROM LAST TIME.
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REMEMBER?
WHEN I THREW MYSELF AT YOU
237
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AND YOU PUBLICLY REJECTED ME?
238
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OH GOD, YOU'RE SEXY.
239
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STAY STRONG,
BONNIE, STAY STRONG!
240
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MAYBE IF YOU
HADN'T HIT ON MY FATHER,
241
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WE WOULDN'T BE
IN THIS SITUATION
IN THE FIRST PLACE!
242
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YEAH, WELL,
MAYBE IF EVERYONE
IN YOUR FAMILY
243
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DIDN'T LOOK LIKE
A GREEK GOD,
244
00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,355
I WOULDN'T HAVE HIT ON HIM!
245
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,937
WELL, THEN MAYBE
WE CAN BOTH AGREE
246
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THAT THIS WAS
A BAD IDEA.
247
00:10:08,819 --> 00:10:10,901
SO... I'M GONNA GO.
248
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SO, WAIT, YOU COME
ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
249
00:10:12,823 --> 00:10:14,284
JUST TO TELL ME
WE'RE STILL THROUGH?
250
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YUP, PRETTY MUCH!
I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!
251
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,739
YEAH, WITH A GREAT ASS!
252
00:10:18,739 --> 00:10:21,702
I'M JUST SAYING IF WE'RE
ASKING CRAZY STRANGERS
253
00:10:21,702 --> 00:10:22,873
WHAT THEY THINK
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP,
254
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WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK
BARRY THE CAT GUY?
255
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I DID! HE SAID
WE'RE A BAD IDEA!
256
00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:30,881
AND THEN HE MEOWED.
257
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YEAH, WELL, I WOULDN'T
GET BACK TOGETHER WITH YOU
258
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IF YOU WERE
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH!
259
00:10:35,515 --> 00:10:36,927
I'D ONLY BE THE LAST MAN
260
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BECAUSE YOU SUCKED
THE LIFE OUT OF ALL
THE REST OF THEM!
261
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(scoffs)
262
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,522
WELL, AT LEAST
I SUCK AT SOMETHING,
263
00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:45,475
YOU OVERACHIEVING,
PERFECT SPECIMEN OF A MAN!
264
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DO YOU SEE? THAT'S WHAT
A BAD RELATIONSHIP LOOKS LIKE,
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NOT THIS.
266
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THIS IS WHAT
A GOOD RELATIONSHIP LOOKS LIKE.
267
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TUCKER, TELL HER
WE'RE PERFECT TOGETHER.
268
00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:57,487
PERFECT WOULD BE
IF YOU TWO ARGUED
AT HER PLACE
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AND THIS ONE WENT
TO A SHELTER.
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WHAT'S PERFECT?
271
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I MEAN, IF TWO CRAZY KIDS
LIKE BRAD AND I CAN'T MAKE IT,
272
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,458
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOVE.
273
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RILEY, WE'VE KNOWN
OUR WHOLE LIVES THAT
WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
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WELL, YOU HAVE.
GRANTED, I'M KIND
OF NEW TO THE PARTY,
275
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EXACTLY. I KNOW EVERYTHING
THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOU,
276
00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:19,890
BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?
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HUH? LET'S SEE.
278
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FAVORITE FOOD, COLOR,
FLOWER AND MOVIE. GO.
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-OOH, I THINK I KNOW.
-WAIT. SHOULD WE WRITE
OUR ANSWERS DOWN
280
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OR JUST SHOUT 'EM OUT?
281
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NO HELP FROM YOU TWO.
282
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OKAY, OKAY,
283
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I'M GONNA GO
WITH PIZZA BAGELS,
284
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YELLOW,
CHRYSANTHEN...
285
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CHRYS...
286
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,779
ROSES...
287
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AND ANYTHING WITH THE WORD
"TERMINATOR" IN IT.
288
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OH MY GOD.
289
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,957
-SO WRONG.
-OH!
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FINE, OKAY,
LET'S SEE YOU DO ME THEN.
291
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OKAY, SPAGHETTI,
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BLUE, DAISIES--
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ALTHOUGH
YOU WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT--
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AND "TERMINATOR" EVERYTHING.
295
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THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE.
296
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AND WE'VE FAILED AGAIN!
297
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,975
RILEY, WHY DO I HAVE TO STUDY
TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND?
298
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I CAN'T DO THIS!
YOU KNOW I DON'T TEST WELL!
299
00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:11,021
SO-- SO YOU'RE
BREAKING UP WITH ME?
300
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,853
OH MY GOD!
WE'RE NOT BREAKING UP!
301
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HONESTLY, I THINK
YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT!
302
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:18,909
THERE'S JUST NOWHERE
FOR THIS RELATIONSHIP
TO GO BUT DOWN.
303
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RILEY, COME ON!
304
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WELL, I DID NOT SEE THAT
WHIPPING BACK TO ME.
305
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Ben:
NORMALLY, I KNOW
WHY A GIRL'S MAD AT ME.
306
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I DIDN'T TEXT HER BACK
FAST ENOUGH.
307
00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,757
I FORGOT HER BIRTHDAY.
308
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I SLEPT
WITH HER STEPMOM.
309
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,262
BUT THIS?
TOTALLY LOST.
310
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LOOK, NO OFFENSE,
BUT THIS LITTLE PROBLEM
OF YOURS PALES NEXT TO MINE.
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-WHAT PROBLEM?
-I'M LIVING WITH YOUR MOTHER.
312
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DUDE, I HAD TO LIVE
WITH HER FOR 18 YEARS.
313
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YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR MOTHER!
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-COME ON.
-(sighs)
315
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TOO BAD BRAD DIDN'T
STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH
TO TAKE HER OFF OUR HANDS.
316
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BRAD.
317
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,953
WAIT, THAT'S IT.
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THAT'S HOW
I CAN GET HER OUT.
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-SEE YOU LATER.
-WAIT, WAIT. DUDE,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME
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FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO WITH RILEY.
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TULIPS, BLUE,
AND THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
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ANYTHING ELSE,
JUST CALL DANNY.
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HE SPEAKS FLUENT RILEY.
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(clicking)
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-(rings)
-OH. HEY, BEN.
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BON JURY.
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00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:27,057
JUST ANOTHER EXCITING DAY
HERE IN PARIS.
328
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OR, UMM...
OR NIGHT. I MEAN NIGHT.
329
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JUST ANOTHER EXCITING NIGHT
HERE IN PARIS. (chuckles)
330
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I JUST NEED
SOME BROTHERLY ADVICE.
331
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HOW CAN I GET RILEY
TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT US?
332
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WHAT'S SHE SO WORRIED ABOUT?
I MEAN, SURE, WE FIGHT,
333
00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:41,942
BUT WE GET ALONG BETTER
THAN MOST BROTHERS.
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NOT, NOT US US.
ME AND RILEY US.
335
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SHE DOESN'T THINK I'M COMMITTED
OR PAYING ATTENTION.
336
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I FORGET WHICH ONE SHE SAID.
337
00:13:49,449 --> 00:13:51,831
LOOK, I JUST NEED YOU
TO TELL ME EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW ABOUT HER,
338
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,833
SO I CAN PRETEND
THAT I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.
339
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,296
LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU
EVERYTHING YOU NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT RILEY,
340
00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:59,379
BUT ALL SHE REALLY NEEDS
TO KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE AROUND
FOR THE LONG HAUL.
341
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THE LONG HAUL.
342
00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:05,345
I THINK I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
343
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,057
HEY, DID YOU USE MY SOAP?
344
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,518
-(blows)
-HEY, WHO'S THAT?
345
00:14:08,518 --> 00:14:09,930
OH, GEORGIE...
346
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,391
(chuckles)
AND SHE'S GOT A COLD.
347
00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:12,852
OH, PUT HER ON.
I WANNA SAY HI.
348
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(high-pitched)
♪ DON'T LOOK AT ME ♪
349
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♪ I'M HIDEOUS ♪
350
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WOW. BRO, NO OFFENSE,
351
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,152
BUT GEORGIE'S GOT
SOME HAIRY KNUCKLES.
352
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,582
I THINK THIS DEFINITELY
SAYS "LONG HAUL."
353
00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:38,838
Danny:
NO PROBLEM.
THANKS ANYWAY.
354
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:41,341
MAN! THAT'S THE THIRD ONE
OF MY TEAMMATES
355
00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:43,964
WHOSE APARTMENT
IS GETTING FUMIGATED.
356
00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:46,506
RANGERS HAVE
A REAL PEST PROBLEM.
357
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:49,309
SO DO I.
358
00:14:49,309 --> 00:14:51,141
ARE YOU SURE
I CAN'T JUST STAY HERE?
359
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,973
I MEAN, THIS IS THE LAST PLACE
ANYONE WILL LOOK.
360
00:14:52,973 --> 00:14:54,894
-(knocks)
-WHO IS IT?
361
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,396
IT'S ME, TUCKER.
362
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,978
(gasps)
NOBODY'S HOME!
363
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:03,073
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SECOND
TO THINK THAT ONE THROUGH.
364
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HIDE!
365
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,831
I KNOW YOU HAVE
NO FAITH IN US,
366
00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:13,743
BUT I'M HOPING YOU'LL LET ME
CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE.
367
00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:15,795
YOUR FAVORITE WINE,
I BELIEVE.
368
00:15:15,795 --> 00:15:18,538
OH, IT IS.
AND TULIPS.
369
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BEN.
SO YOU REALLY DID KNOW?
370
00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:24,804
(scoffs)
I'M SO SORRY
FOR BEING SO CRAZY.
371
00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:27,887
-CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?
-I'LL TRY,
372
00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:29,809
BUT THAT'S WHAT
A RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT,
373
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IT'S GIVE AND TAKE.
(breathes deeply)
374
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:33,974
AND NOW I'D LIKE
TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.
375
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,765
OH MY GOD, PLEASE SAY
IT IS GARLIC BREAD,
376
00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:38,768
BECAUSE-- OH MY GOD.
STOP TALKING, RILEY.
377
00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:42,983
BEN. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I MEAN, I CAN'T--
378
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,066
I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M READY FOR...
EARRINGS...
379
00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:49,119
'CAUSE I'M ALREADY
WEARING SOME,
380
00:15:49,119 --> 00:15:51,281
WHICH I WILL
TAKE OFF RIGHT NOW
381
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:52,702
-UGH. I HATE THESE.
-(clatters)
382
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,165
OH, I LOVE THESE.
383
00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:57,577
YOU KNOW I GAVE YOU
THOSE TOO, RIGHT?
384
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,259
TUCKER, I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU SAY,
385
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,850
I'M NOT GETTING
BACK TOGETHER WITH BONNIE.
386
00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:13,143
BUT SHE'S SO SWEET AND KIND.
387
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,646
YEAH, SHE'S LIKE
A DELICATE FLOWER.
388
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,478
(Bonnie pounding on door)
BRAD!
389
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,021
OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR
IMMEDIATELY,
390
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,813
OR I WILL BREAK IT DOWN
AND BEAT YOU WITH IT!
391
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,658
WELL, THERE'S THE FLOWER NOW.
392
00:16:29,909 --> 00:16:31,871
(whispers)
I HAVE TO HIDE! CURTAINS!
393
00:16:31,871 --> 00:16:32,912
CLOSET.
394
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,785
-(whispers)
-(whimpers)
395
00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:38,828
(whispers)
396
00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:41,081
PHEW!
397
00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:44,464
BONNIE. (chuckles)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
398
00:16:44,464 --> 00:16:47,427
YOU KNOW WHAT, BRAD?
YOU DO NOT GET THE LAST WORD
WITH THIS.
399
00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:49,799
AND WHY DON'T YOU WANT
TO GO OUT WITH ME?
400
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,431
I'M AMAZING!
401
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,723
AND BY THE WAY,
402
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:54,934
YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE.
403
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:56,806
I DID NOT SHOW UP AT YOURS!
404
00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:58,848
BUT YOU'RE AT MY HOUSE NOW.
405
00:16:58,848 --> 00:17:01,771
YEAH, WELL,
IF YOU'RE SUGGESTING
406
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:05,195
WE SHOULD HAVE MAKE-UP SEX
RIGHT NOW ON THIS AMAZING, WHITE
LEATHER COUCH,
407
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,856
I WOULD HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MINUTES,
408
00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:08,858
AND THEN I WOULD
PROBABLY SAY NO.
409
00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:10,530
-(keys jingle)
-(kicks)
410
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,911
CRAP, IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
411
00:17:11,911 --> 00:17:13,203
JUST A SECOND, HONEY!
412
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,784
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE DOOR!
413
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,916
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
HOW COULD YOU?
414
00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:19,659
IT WAS PRETTY EASY.
I MEAN, HELLO!
415
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:21,331
BUT SERIOUSLY,
YOU HAVE TO GO HIDE.
416
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,662
SHE'S REALLY JEALOUS OF YOU.
417
00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,664
SHE IS?
SO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT ME?
418
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:26,586
-GO! GO! GO!
-CURTAIN?
419
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:27,587
-NO.
-CLOSET?
420
00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:28,588
-NO!
-BATHROOM?
421
00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:29,629
-YES.
-RIGHT.
422
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,883
JENNIFER, YOU'RE EARLY.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO.
423
00:17:33,883 --> 00:17:35,935
THANKS, BRAD, SEE YOU LATER.
I'VE GOT SOME LOCKS TO CHANGE!
424
00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:39,479
NO, YOU DON'T,
YOU LITTLE...
425
00:17:39,479 --> 00:17:41,311
(chuckles) OKAY.
426
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:47,066
(chuckles)
JENNIFER, WHY DON'T YOU
427
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,690
TAKE A SEAT,
AND I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
428
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:54,154
SO SHOULD I JUST
STAY BACK HERE FOR THIS OR...
429
00:17:57,997 --> 00:18:00,250
MMM! SO GOOD.
430
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,162
PARMESAN,
ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES.
431
00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:04,504
BEN, YOU ARE TRULY AMAZING.
432
00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:07,587
HEY, PSYCHIC LADY,
433
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,669
YOU SEE THIS?
US, TOGETHER, HAPPY.
434
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,261
NO BIG BLOWUP,
NO BIG BREAK.
435
00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:12,972
TURNS OUT
WE'RE TOTALLY FINE.
436
00:18:12,972 --> 00:18:14,764
OH. OH!
437
00:18:14,764 --> 00:18:17,096
REALLY?
BECAUSE SHE KINDA LOOKS
438
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,978
LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF FINE.
439
00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:20,930
(bangs table)
RILEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
440
00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:26,936
MY TONGUE FEELS KINDA FAT.
441
00:18:28,938 --> 00:18:30,990
I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE FOOD.
442
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:33,072
I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH YOUR FACE.
443
00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:37,407
THE FOOD'S FINE, YEAH.
444
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,199
EGGPLANT PARMESAN,
YOUR FAVORITE.
445
00:18:39,199 --> 00:18:41,000
EGGPLANT?
446
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:41,791
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
447
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,163
I AM ALLERGIC TO EGGPLANT!
448
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,124
CHICKEN PARMESAN
IS MY FAVORITE!
449
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,797
OH MY GOD, MAYBE I DIDN'T
WRITE THAT DOWN.
450
00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:49,799
(gulps, choking)
451
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,381
-BEN? BEN!
-I'M CHOKING.
452
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,303
OH GOD.
NO, NO, NO!
453
00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:54,384
IT'S OKAY!
I'VE GOT IT!
454
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,465
I WAS A GIRL SCOUT.
455
00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:57,136
ONE, TWO, THREE.
456
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,058
-(gasping)
-(cracks)
457
00:18:59,058 --> 00:19:00,720
I THINK YOU BROKE A RIB.
OH MY GOD.
458
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,852
BEN, I'M SO SORRY.
459
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:05,104
A BLOWUP
AND A GIANT BREAK.
460
00:19:05,104 --> 00:19:08,228
YES! AND MY MOM WANTED ME
TO BE A DOCTOR!
461
00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:09,819
(laughs)
462
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,775
(chuckles)
463
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:17,777
AGAIN, I'M SO SORRY.
464
00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:19,779
I GUESS I DON'T KNOW
MY OWN STRENGTH.
465
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:21,701
WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER,
466
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:22,992
THE NURSE THOUGHT
WE MADE A CUTE COUPLE.
467
00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:26,456
I'M SORRY
FOR BEING SO INSANE.
468
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,749
I GUESS I JUST
CAUGHT UP WORRYING ABOUT
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.
469
00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,001
WHO CARES
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK?
470
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:33,553
OTHER PEOPLE ARE STUPID.
471
00:19:33,553 --> 00:19:35,094
YES, THEY ARE.
472
00:19:35,094 --> 00:19:36,886
-(both laugh)
-OH, AND BY THE WAY,
473
00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:39,719
THE ANSWER IS "C,"
A QUIET NIGHT AT HOME,
474
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,801
JUST THE THREE OF US.
475
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,973
(panting) YES!
476
00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:45,305
FIRST ONE BACK!
477
00:19:45,305 --> 00:19:47,897
AND THAT IS WHY
I ALWAYS CARRY
478
00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:49,359
A BAG OF MARBLES, HUH?
479
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:53,233
SO HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE BEAT BY A LADY?
480
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,485
THE ONLY LADY I SAW
481
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,117
WAS THE ONE YOU PULLED OUT
OF THAT MOVING TAXI.
482
00:19:58,117 --> 00:19:59,949
YEAH, WELL,
IF YOU NEED ME,
483
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,281
I WILL BE
IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE.
484
00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:03,082
A.K.A., MY ROOM.
485
00:20:03,082 --> 00:20:05,875
IT'S NOT YOUR ROOM!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
486
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,127
HEY, DID YOU SEE THAT TRAMP
THAT BRAD IS GOING OUT WITH?
487
00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:09,959
I KNOW, RIGHT?
YOU'RE SO MUCH PRETTIER
THAN SHE IS.
488
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,831
(indistinct chatter)
489
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:15,255
SECOND FAVORITE,
"B," DINNER AND A MOVIE.
490
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,926
-(gasps)
-OH, AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW
491
00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,928
THAT THE PRINCESS BRIDE IS
PLAYING AT THE KINGSLEY.
492
00:20:18,928 --> 00:20:20,760
OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
493
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,393
-I KNOW.
-BUT YOU HATE THAT MOVIE.
494
00:20:23,393 --> 00:20:24,894
YOU SAID IT WAS
BORING AND STUPID.
495
00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:26,726
WELL, FROM NOW ON,
I'M GONNA PAY ATTENTION
496
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,439
TO THINGS THAT YOU LOVE.
YOU'LL SEE.
497
00:20:29,439 --> 00:20:31,441
-(snoring)
-(sniffling)
498
00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:33,443
(music playing)
499
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,277
(sniffling)
500
00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:42,622
(whispers) SORRY.
IT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
501
00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:44,914
DANNY?
502
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:56,336
HMM. DID YOU MOVE RECENTLY?
503
00:20:56,336 --> 00:20:57,877
YES. YES, I DID.
504
00:20:57,877 --> 00:20:59,929
I DON'T THINK YOUR NEW
SURROUNDINGS ARE GOOD FOR YOU.
505
00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:01,881
IN FACT, I'D SAY
506
00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:04,684
YOU'RE LIVING UNDER
A BLACK CLOUD.
507
00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:06,265
OH MY GOD, THANK YOU.
508
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,347
ALL RIGHT,
I'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT
509
00:21:07,347 --> 00:21:08,648
A WAY TO GET MY PLACE BACK.
510
00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:09,979
YOU ARE AMAZING.
511
00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:11,651
DO YOU NEED A ROOMMATE?
OKAY, NEVER MIND.
512
00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:16,856
(sighs)
513
00:21:18,698 --> 00:21:21,030
"BLACK CLOUD."
(chuckles)
514
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,822
NICE TOUCH.
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