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- of course it's decaf.
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damn sadistic waiter.
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i should have stiffed him
when i had the chance!
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damn milk!
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damn it!
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where does helen hide the mop?
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funny; i could swear
i smell smoke.
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gaaah!
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fire!
fire!
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no, eric, it's only 1:00 a.m.
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of course you didn't wake me.
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- fire!
fire!
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- oh, my god, eric.
the house is on fire.
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i'll have to call you back.
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no, i don't know when.
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no, you can't hold.
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- daria,
what are you doing in bed
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when the house is on fire?
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- um, trying to find out
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if these blankets
are flame retardant?
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- well, do it later!
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come on.
out of the house.
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- sandi, this is terrible.
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i don't even have time to pack,
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and i can't run out of the house
looking like this.
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- quinn, come on.
- but...
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- sandi, she'll have
to call you back.
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no, i don't know when.
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- jake, leaving paper towels
by an open flame?
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what's wrong with you?
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- mom's right.
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kerosene would have been
much more effective.
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- what were you thinking?
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- well, i remember thinking,
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"damn, a damn waiter
with his damn phony decaf."
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then i was thinking,
"i need some damn milk."
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- oh, never mind.
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- luckily, it's mostly
just smoke damage,
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but we'll still have to repaint
upstairs and down.
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i'd say
we're looking at two weeks.
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- two weeks?
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- meanwhile,
your policy allows for you
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to stay in a hotel
on a per diem.
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the dutchman inn
would be in budget.
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- the dutchman inn?
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that place with the giant clog?
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- come on, everyone.
cheer up.
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staying in a hotel
won't be so bad.
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- that's what they said
at the hanoi hilton.
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- where's that?
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- all i can say is,
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it's a good thing
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the grand hotel
is one of your clients
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so we could get a discount.
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- although i can never forget
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that giant clog
and what might have been.
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- yeah, getting us in there
kind of makes up for me
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almost burning down the house,
you know?
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say, wasn't there a song like...
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- just drive.
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- welcome to le grand hotel.
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i'm bobby, and i'm here
to assist you
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with all your needs.
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- in that case,
i'll have a pizza
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and an isolation tank.
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- it's been a long day.
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- which promises to turn
into an even longer night.
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- please, let me
get that for you.
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- thanks, fella.
- yeah, thanks.
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lousy... damn...
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daaah!
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bobby?
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- you know, my uncle's
the manager of this hotel.
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- really?
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- yeah, so if there's
anything you need...
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anything at all...
just let me know.
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- you mean, like,
say if i wanted a soda.
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- i'll get you a case.
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look, helen:
a dimmer switch.
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- that'll make her
forget the fire.
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- jake...
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- oh, yeah.
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hey, thanks, pal.
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don't spend it all
in one place.
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- thank you
for your generosity, sir.
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- you know, hotel living
could be a nice change of pace.
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- unless you burn
this place down too.
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- damn it, helen!
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it was an accident.
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of course,
now that you've finished
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raking old jake over the coals,
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it's time to ignore him
all night
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by talking about some big case.
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well, just go ahead!
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- oh, and i suppose you have
something better in mind?
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- and there are 25 different
movies to choose from.
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do you and your boyfriend
like to watch movies?
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- actually, i don't have a...
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both: we have to share?
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- how about screecher 2?
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i heard those
bloodsucking eyeballs
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look really cool
when they burst.
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- actually,
i'm kind of in the mood
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for a movie with a plot.
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hey, daria left me a message
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about a fellini film festival.
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- oh, yeah?
you gave daria your number?
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- you did.
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so we could go rescue her
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from mother-daughter
bonding day?
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- right.
right, right.
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- i guess she remembered
the debate we got into
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on fellini's symbolism.
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- i do too.
one of the best naps i ever had.
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- hey, the cinema can be more
than bursting eyeballs.
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- "the cinema"?
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- look, do you want to see
la dolce vita?
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- i think i'll pass.
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- fine.
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- is there really
a secret underwater railroad
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smuggling flounder to freedom?
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get on board the "sole" train
tonight on sick, sad world.
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- or sharpen your golf game
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on one of our three
18-hole courses.
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- yeah, and they have this
satiny padded kind of hanger
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so your clothes won't get hurt.
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- "in fact, it's
the same satiny padding
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that's inside my head."
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- who was that?
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- oh, um, just the maid.
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maid, you can hang up
the other phone now.
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oh, wait.
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maid, dear, hang up
the other phone, please.
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guess where i am now,
sandi.
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- relax.
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she's in the bathroom,
marveling at its many wonders.
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- cool.
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hey, is quinn, you know,
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seeing anyone?
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- just a dermatologist
for that rash.
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- hi, quinn.
- hi.
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- oh, no, i couldn't.
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- well, bye, then.
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- see you around, quinn.
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- ewww.
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you're not really gonna eat
all that fat, are you?
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- no, i'm gonna stick it
in my boots
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'cause i love the squishy,
squishy feeling round my toes.
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- ewwww!
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daria, you're making me
nauseous.
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what are you doing?
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- going to stay at jane's.
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- like mom and dad
would let you do that.
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of course, for $20...
- $10.
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- $15, but that's
my final offer.
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- hello,
quinn's sister speaking.
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- fine.
just go.
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- no, that was the maid.
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i think she got
into the minibar.
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hey, did i mention
they have melba toast?
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- daria?
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- hey, daria.
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- hey, tom.
trent.
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- hey, daria.
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- let me guess...
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- they made me
share a room with quinn.
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- they tried to break you,
damn it.
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- i'm okay.
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i got out before she applied
the eyelash curler.
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look, do you mind
if i stay here tonight?
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i'm afraid if i go back,
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i'll make a lethal weapon
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out of
the complimentary corkscrew.
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- um, sure.
why not?
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- hey, why don't the four of us
get some pizza?
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- i am low on vitamins.
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- can't.
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practice starts at 7:00.
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trent, it's 9:00.
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- hmm, i better head out.
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- okay, bye.
- see you later.
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ready?
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- excuse me.
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did i say i wanted
to go out for pizza?
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- um, but you do, right?
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- on second thought,
you kids go.
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i've had enough excitement
for today,
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what with losing
my childhood home and all.
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- well, let me show you
to your suite.
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- nice wind chime.
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- actually, it's a room chime,
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one of penny's brainstorms.
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speaking of wind,
i'd put you in his room,
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but i'm afraid
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he'd turn up in the middle
of the night in tears
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asking your advice on marriage.
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- and if i mistook him
for a burglar
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and shot him,
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what kind of guest
would that make me?
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anyway, we won't keep you.
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see you in the morning.
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- thanks.
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- bye, daria.
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- i know exactly how you feel.
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- i thought you wanted pizza.
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- actually, i'm not that hungry
after all.
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- okay.
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guess i've lost my appetite too.
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- now, as you
mull over the title
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the red badge of courage,
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who besides me
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hears the cowardly lion
in your head singing,
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"if i only had the noive"?
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eh.
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- so shall we expect you back
at casa lane tonight?
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- i'm hoping quinn's calmed down
about the free q-tips by now
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and i can settle
back in at the hotel.
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- well, if you think so.
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- daria, i just wanted
to be sure
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you're not coming back
to the room.
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the fashion club will be holding
emergency meetings all week
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on faux tanning lotions,
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and i don't want you to do
anything embarrassing,
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like show up.
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- wait a...
- um, sure.
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i'll be happy
to give to your charity,
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out-of-town volunteer worker.
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just put me down
for my usual amount.
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bye.
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can i stay with you
a couple more nights?
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- um, sure.
no problem.
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no problem at all.
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- hey!
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- hi, tiffany.
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what can i get for you?
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- hmm, fruit cup
or fruit plate?
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- hi, stacy.
- hi.
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- hey, that's supposed to be
my umbrella.
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- excuse me, but some people
should not go out of the house
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without a muumuu.
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- i know.
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it's like she's not even worried
about offending us.
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- oh, talk about offensive.
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go, jakie!
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- bottoms up!
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- yay!
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- ew.
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- quinn, isn't that
your parents?
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- it looks like them
in this haze, doesn't it?
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- haze?
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- bobby.
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- quinn, i thought you
and your friends
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could use some refreshments,
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so i pulled a few strings
in room service.
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- bobby, that is so sweet.
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- i'll see you around?
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- sure.
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- quinn, he's so cute.
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- yeah, cute.
262
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:31,447
- well, sure,
if you like that bellboy look.
263
00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,016
- hey.
264
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,018
feel like getting
something to eat?
265
00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,386
- another time.
266
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,923
i want to finish this sculpture
before tom gets here.
267
00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,490
that crazy kid
just doesn't appreciate
268
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,991
the whir of a high-speed drill.
269
00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,495
- i guess he's never had
a good root canal.
270
00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:46,796
mind if i hang out?
271
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,163
- be my guest.
272
00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,765
oh, by the way,
273
00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,900
thanks for leaving that message
on tom's machine
274
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,135
about la dolce vita.
275
00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:56,072
- hey, watching a dead fish
wash up on shore
276
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,774
always puts me in a good mood.
277
00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,776
- but you know, you don't have
to go to all the trouble
278
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,110
of calling tom.
279
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,712
i'm always happy
to pass messages along.
280
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,480
- sure, i just...
281
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,209
come in.
282
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,222
- hey, the prince.
283
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,890
planning on taking over
a country?
284
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,159
- well, not now that
you've ruined the surprise.
285
00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,494
- it's just as well.
286
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,030
you go to all the trouble
of plotting a revolution,
287
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,098
quelling the masses,
288
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,766
and brutally killing
your enemies,
289
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,268
and what does it get you?
290
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,271
- a glass coffin surrounded
by tourists and necrophiliacs.
291
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,605
- i knew you'd find the upside.
292
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,276
- bobby!
293
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,677
what are you doing here?
294
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,714
- i think he works
for the hotel.
295
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,983
- have i got a surprise for you.
296
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,751
welcome
to the presidential suite,
297
00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,587
your new home away from home.
298
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,755
- wow, bobby,
it's really cute and all,
299
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:47,890
but i don't think
300
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,492
the insurance company
will pay for this.
301
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,659
- no problem.
302
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,195
my uncle says this room
won't be booked
303
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,229
for another two weeks,
304
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,430
so i've upgraded you for free.
305
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,665
- gee, how can i ever repay you?
306
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:57,833
- how about letting me
307
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,402
take you out to dinner
saturday night?
308
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,836
- well, okay.
309
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:01,938
- great.
310
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,605
i'll see you later.
311
00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,041
- let's check out
the makeup mirror.
312
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,075
- oh, yeah, let's.
313
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,543
i bet they're huge.
314
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,046
sandi?
what's wrong?
315
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,547
- gee, quinn,
316
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:14,750
you know that i would never
say anything to upset you,
317
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,686
but you're my friend,
and i worry about your safety,
318
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,221
and if i were in your position,
319
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,324
i'd want to know
if i were being stalked.
320
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,659
- oh, sandi,
i'm not being stalked.
321
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,927
- oh, no?
322
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,329
then how come bobby
always knows where you are?
323
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,266
it's like he's watching you
with binoculars or something.
324
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,102
- sandi, bobby is not a stalker.
325
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,539
- oh, okay.
326
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,242
- personally, i always
had a soft spot for stalin.
327
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,576
any dictator
who changes his name
328
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,878
from dzhugashvili
to "man of steel" has my vote,
329
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,013
so to speak.
330
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,048
- come on.
331
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,716
you and i both know
he only did it
332
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,380
so his name
would fit on his luggage tags.
333
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,319
- there you are.
334
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,653
i was just about
to call your house
335
00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:52,822
to see where you were.
336
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,123
- because i'm ten minutes late?
337
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,293
wow, it's 7:00.
338
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,962
sorry, guess i lost track
of the time.
339
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,797
- what was so fascinating?
340
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,066
- we were talking about
the prince's influence
341
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,801
on lenin, trotsky, and ms. li.
342
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,069
- sorry i asked.
343
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,838
- hey, did you know stalin
had trotsky killed
344
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,605
with an ice pick
to the skull?
345
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,242
- good thing they didn't put him
in a glass coffin.
346
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,846
- anyway, tom,
i'll be down the hall
347
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,381
whenever you guys are finished
with morgue chat.
348
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,117
- i'd better go.
349
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,775
- yeah.
350
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,625
- ♪ la-la-la-la-la ♪
351
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,261
♪ la-la, la-la ♪
352
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,263
♪ la-la-la-la-la ♪
353
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,287
♪ la-la ♪
354
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,733
- and i can't figure out
355
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,136
if i should wear a mauve shell
with my silk capris
356
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,438
or a silk shell
with my mauve capris.
357
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:46,209
- i guess that depends where
the stalk... bobby is taking you.
358
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,110
- i think he said
c'est la ville.
359
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,978
- wow, that place
overlooks the lake.
360
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,347
it's so romantic.
361
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,416
- yeah, romantic.
362
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,683
- yes.
363
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,685
say, i just had a funny thought.
364
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,288
have you ever noticed that
that big cliff there
365
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,390
would be the perfect place
to dump a body?
366
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,497
- jane, while art
is a time-honored way
367
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,665
to give expression
to strong emotions,
368
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,468
it shouldn't be at the expense
of your canvas.
369
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,636
- what?
370
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,493
- um, never mind.
371
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,575
- bad week?
- why is it your business?
372
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,677
- it's not.
373
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:22,945
- hey, wait.
374
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,613
tom and i were, like,
meant for each other.
375
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,081
we'd sit in front of the tv,
376
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,149
make fun of whatever we saw.
377
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,451
it was the perfect relationship.
378
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,486
- you're just joking
when you say that, right?
379
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,055
- but when he and daria
start debating and going on
380
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,590
about all that stuff they read,
381
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,293
all of a sudden, it's like
he's from a different planet.
382
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,294
- okay, go for a long one.
383
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,328
- yo, i'm open.
384
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,696
- yo, dude.
385
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,231
- i know the feeling.
386
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,266
- you ever worry that
you and mac are drifting apart?
387
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,068
- over here, mac daddy.
- quit calling me that.
388
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,104
- with all my
extracurricular activities,
389
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,571
i don't see him enough
to drift apart.
390
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:50,706
- ow!
391
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,743
- all in all,
not a bad system.
392
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,011
- um, i need to stop in here.
393
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,555
see ya.
- bye.
394
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,818
- so i said
we can't just start thinking
395
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,720
every guy who follows us around
is a stalker,
396
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:07,423
because the whole
fashion club philosophy
397
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,459
is built on getting guys
to follow us around.
398
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,594
and sandi said,
"gee, quinn,
399
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:16,631
i never knew stalking
was in the eye of the beholder."
400
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,135
but i think she got stalkers
mixed up with peeping toms,
401
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,471
which is, like, a whole other
thing altogether, right?
402
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,738
right?
403
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:26,075
- stalker?
you have a stalker?
404
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,611
- mom, i said
he's not a stalker.
405
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,413
he's just enthusiastic.
406
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,247
- oh, okay.
407
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,850
jake, did you hear that?
408
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,385
honey?
409
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,521
quinn says
she doesn't have a stalker.
410
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,088
- stalker?
hmmm.
411
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:42,691
i hope it's not
one of those cannibal guys
412
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,792
with the moths.
413
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,694
maybe we should all
go into the house.
414
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,829
where's daria?
415
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,631
where's the house?
416
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,466
- it's being painted, jakie.
remember?
417
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,402
where is daria?
418
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,704
- um, she said she was gonna
be at that friend of hers
419
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,439
working pretty late
on that project.
420
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,108
anyway...
- oh, that's nice.
421
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,910
what project is that?
- mom!
422
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,477
i can't know everything.
423
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,169
i'm not my sister's beeper.
424
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,655
- jane.
425
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,090
- hey, daria.
426
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,157
- what's going on?
427
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,525
- what do you mean?
nothing.
428
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,626
- right.
429
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,261
you always duck
into empty classrooms
430
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,429
when you see me coming.
431
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,052
- so you finally noticed, eh?
432
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,802
okay, um, i'm happy
433
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,870
you and tom have been
hitting it off so well.
434
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,306
really.
435
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,141
but, see, tom and i aren't
hitting it off so well,
436
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,543
and whether you mean to or not,
you're making things worse.
437
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,213
- what do you mean
whether i mean to or not?
438
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,214
- come on, daria.
439
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,615
you got to admit
you have a tendency
440
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,782
to monopolize his time.
441
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:41,783
- excuse me?
442
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:42,951
- like the other day,
443
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,720
when you kept him in your room
half the night.
444
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,988
- hey, i didn't keep tom
in my room.
445
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:49,025
he stopped by,
and we started talking.
446
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,159
- he stopped by,
447
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,128
or you ran into him
in the hall?
448
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,295
because penny's room
449
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,064
is at the opposite end
of the house from mine.
450
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,165
- so?
451
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,468
- so the only way
he could have stopped by
452
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,303
is if he went that way
to see you
453
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,372
before he came this way
to see me.
454
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,008
oh.
455
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,543
- look, he probably
heard you drilling
456
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,345
and didn't want to disturb you.
457
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,313
right.
458
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,581
damn it.
459
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,250
when did i become a third wheel
in my own relationship?
460
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,251
- hey, come on.
461
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,954
don't even say stuff like that.
462
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,121
and don't make me responsible
463
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,357
for whatever's going on
between you two.
464
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,459
weren't you having problems
before i got here?
465
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,296
- well, if you insist
on being accurate about it.
466
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,665
- anyway, the house will be
finished in a couple of days,
467
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,066
and i'll be out of here,
468
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,368
unless you want me to go back
to the hotel tonight.
469
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,037
- no, of course not.
470
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,173
i overreacted.
471
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,874
i hate being this way.
472
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,577
this jealousy crap,
it's not me at all.
473
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,944
- don't worry about it.
474
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,046
- you'd never do anything
to hurt me.
475
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,115
- not unless
you grew long red hair
476
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:50,987
and began keeping
a lip gloss database.
477
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,789
- say, honey, you don't think
we should be worried
478
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,924
about this stalker guy,
do you?
479
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,393
- quinn says
480
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,328
he's just a nice young man who
wants a date
481
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,596
and the rest of it's
in her friend sandi's head,
482
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,433
improbable as that sounds.
483
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,437
- man, this hotel living's
got me so relaxed.
484
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,775
i can't remember
when i felt so good.
485
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,544
- it's good to feel good,
isn't it?
486
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,611
- oh, yeah.
487
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,150
- hello?
488
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,918
detective?
489
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,487
oh, my god!
quinn!
490
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,989
- gaaaah!
491
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,324
- and i think the best detective
outfits were in the '60s,
492
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,026
like that what's-her-name
in the mod squad
493
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,027
and the avenger lady.
494
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,295
i mean, cagney & lacey.
495
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:34,864
what's that about?
496
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,198
oh, hi, mom and dad.
497
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,633
- thank heaven you're all right.
498
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,701
- where's the stalker?
499
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,202
i'll rip his eyes out.
500
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,705
he is all handcuffed and stuff,
right?
501
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,272
- mr. and mrs. morgendorffer,
502
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:45,607
we were
just asking your daughter
503
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,109
about some recent gifts
she received
504
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,110
from a hotel bellboy,
505
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,478
one bobby stewart.
506
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,946
- let's see.
507
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,015
he gave me a lobster platter,
although i didn't eat it,
508
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,149
because lobster is so messy;
509
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,717
a pair of those
cute little plastic sandals
510
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,751
you get in the spa
511
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:57,753
that massage your feet
when you walk...
512
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,887
- i love those.
- jake.
513
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,089
- oh, yeah.
514
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,756
and an upgrade
to the presidential suite.
515
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,559
look, maybe you should
talk to bobby's uncle,
516
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,960
the hotel manager
or whatever.
517
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,962
he's the one who said
it was okay to give me the stuff
518
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,531
since no one else was using it.
519
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,565
- ms. morgendorffer,
520
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,099
mr. stewart has no uncle
at the hotel.
521
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,468
he's been billing your parents'
account for all these items,
522
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,304
only to delete the charges later
523
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,439
by breaking into
the hotel's computer system.
524
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:21,644
you mean i almost
went out with...
525
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,412
- that's right.
526
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,082
- a computer geek?
527
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,751
aren't bellboys weird?
528
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,607
- where's daria?
529
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:34,689
- come in.
530
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:35,790
- hey, daria.
531
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,025
have you seen janey?
532
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,327
i think one of us
533
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,829
was supposed to give
the other one a ride somewhere.
534
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,798
- she's probably over at tom's,
avoiding me.
535
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:44,800
- oh.
536
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,635
or making sure tom does.
537
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,237
- oh, no.
not you too.
538
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,472
- look, trent,
539
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,108
there's nothing going on
between me and tom.
540
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,244
- if you say so.
- what?
541
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,611
- come on, daria.
542
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,846
i'm a musician.
543
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,682
i'm very sensitive
to shifts in mood.
544
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,519
- then your senses must be going
into overdrive about now.
545
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,055
- hey, i've seen you together.
546
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,256
guys can always tell
547
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,058
when other guys
are into someone.
548
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:12,161
you know, ethereal transference.
549
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:15,197
- trent, even if
what you just said made sense,
550
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,733
i think i would know
if tom were into me.
551
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:18,901
and he's not.
552
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,002
- okay.
i should go.
553
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,540
i'm sorry, trent.
554
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,576
it's just that i don't exactly
know what's going on.
555
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,977
- well, whatever it is,
556
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,613
no one said you meant
for it to happen.
557
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,283
- yeah, okay.
thanks.
558
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,385
- but there's
no use playing dumb, right?
559
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:40,822
hello?
560
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,826
daria, running off to jane's
without even asking us first.
561
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,293
- damn it!
562
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,296
you didn't even give us
a chance to say no.
563
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,863
trent's voice:
guys can always tell
564
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,065
when other guys
are into someone.
565
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,734
- pay attention, jake.
566
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,202
- i was paying attention.
567
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,738
- you mean like
when you set the house on fire?
568
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:57,906
- oh, great.
569
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,508
just never let me forget that,
will you?
570
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,943
- dad, would you watch the road?
571
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,178
- not you too?
572
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,379
go on, daria.
573
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,114
why don't you chime in?
574
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,816
daria?
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