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疫後本港經濟遭受嚴重打擊
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飲食業、旅遊業、婚嫁行業
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更加是首當其衝
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多間餐飲品牌、婚嫁公司
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在疫情重創下紛紛結業
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經濟學家陳榮亮預期本港經濟活動
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亦難以短期內回復正常
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明叔 你好
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明叔？
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是的，請坐
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你就是美玉的老公？
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男朋友
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還沒結婚嗎？
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你叫我道生吧
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美玉跟我說過了
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你本來是當婚禮策劃師的吧
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既然現在賺不了生人的錢
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那就來發死人財吧
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跟您學習
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我們這個行業的工作很簡單
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都是一些簡單瑣碎的工作
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只要有心跳
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有呼吸的，都可以做得來
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新入行的人有什麼需要留意？
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父母還健在嗎？
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去世很久了，有心
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那就行了
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被人用髒話罵的時候，也不用太介意了
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明白
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明白就好了
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來，走吧
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去哪裡？
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開工啊！
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結帳，謝謝
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不是給你的
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分給家屬吧
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每位派多少？
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三枝
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各位
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向先人拜三下
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然後跟先人說「起來吧」
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「阿公起來吧」「阿爸起來吧」
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先人的遺物都在這裡了
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謝謝師傅
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請過目
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家屬請迴避
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大吉大利，百無禁忌
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那股屍體的氣味確實令人很難受
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不過你慢慢就會習慣
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不會
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這個世界最令人難受的
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是「窮」
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香港殯儀
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是一文一武的組合
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「文」指的是殯儀經紀
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即是我們
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「武」就是指喃嘸師傅
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我的搭檔叫Hello文
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在紅磡這裡，是公認最好的喃嘸師傅
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你之後會有機會見到他
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Hello文？
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從他的名字就知道
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他應該很好相處的
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「您好」！
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這名字是行家們給他取的
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你跟他相處久了，自然就會明白了
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這是給你的
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不用了
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我也沒做什麼
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拿去吧
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多謝
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世侄
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我侄女說你為人可靠
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我才會答應把長生店交給你打理
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你不用給我轉讓費了
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總之，每月的租金
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你付給我
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如果你接到生意
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就跟文哥平分利潤
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但你要記住
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要對得起客戶
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對得起伙伴們，知道嗎？
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知道
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喝茶吧
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乾杯！
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文哥，喝茶！
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聽著
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我們當喃嘸師傅的
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說句好聽的
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就是「吃十方飯」
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說句難聽的
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就是「發死人財」！
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想要得到別人尊重
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就必須先尊重自己！
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對嗎？對！
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對不對？知道
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對嗎？對
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對不對？知道
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為什麼大發雷霆了？
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明叔
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喝茶吧
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謝謝
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發生什麼事了？
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臭小子不長進，別提了
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去抽菸吧
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明叔，你們慢慢聊
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對了
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你點算一下
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行了
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昨天那小子怎樣？
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年紀不輕了
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不過他有一個優點
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就是缺錢
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別讓我猜中
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我覺得他做不了多久
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麻煩你收斂一下臭脾氣
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好歹人家也是你的搭檔
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千萬別用「搭檔」這個詞
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我這輩子只有你一個搭檔
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那就當你幫他一把可以吧？
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別擺老油條的架子好嗎？
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我八十多歲了
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不是老油條是什麼？
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你告訴我
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好了
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喝茶吧，老油條
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老油條…
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我告訴你
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你到了溫哥華
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不冷死才怪
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真的，沒跟你開玩笑
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（財務公司催款簡訊）
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（欠款通知）
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喂？
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你在哪裡？
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我到隧道了，有點塞車
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很快到家了
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你偷了人家的帛金嗎？
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這是工資
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只是半天而已
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魏先生
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錢的確是重要的
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但你不一定要勉強自己
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其實婚禮和喪禮差不了多少
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婚禮和葬禮
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辦婚禮是替「新人」服務
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辦喪禮就是替「先人」服務
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辦婚禮收的是「禮金」
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辦喪禮收的是「帛金」
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不過是一字之差而已
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切蛋糕跟破地獄不一樣了吧？
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一樣都需要用刀
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婚禮和喪禮都是一場表演
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以前辦婚禮是場表演
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現場辦喪禮也是場表演
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這個放哪裡？
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Suey
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是
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把這扔了，都快要化掉了
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知道
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老大，不如把這幾塊棺材板也扔掉吧
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很殘舊了
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這些棺材板有百多年歷史
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把你扔掉四遍，也不能扔掉它們
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鎮店之寶啊！
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知道 老大
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這張藤椅還要嗎？
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這麼殘舊
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說不定很邪門
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Yman！
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是
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先把這張椅子扔了
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知道，沒問題
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Suey
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是
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這個殘局
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可能是Hello文哥沒下完的
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快拍下來 好的
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把「車」移上，不然就用「炮」
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無論如何都是死路一條
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Hello！文哥！
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你好！
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你說什麼？
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你不懂中文嗎？
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不好意思！
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文哥
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明叔安排我來做你的Partner
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不對
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是搭檔
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我叫道生
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這位一定是斌哥吧？
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叫我志斌就可以了
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沒問題，你好
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你們過來
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這幾位是 Yman
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傑仔
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Suey
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他們是我的助理，很能幹的
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以後有什麼需要，隨時吩咐他們
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不用理會他，他老是這樣子
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這裡布置得不錯
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店面光鮮一點，我相信生意也會好一點
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這些都是賣的嗎？
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其實香港的殯儀業競爭很大
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發展一下周邊商品
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利潤也會高一點
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總之
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別人有的我會有
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別人沒有的我也盡量有
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這條手鍊挺好看！
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我想要一條送給老婆
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斌哥
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這是用來放骨灰的
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真的嗎？
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沒關係，她不會知道的
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多少錢？
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拿去吧
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我的藤椅呢？
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我的藤椅呢？
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垃圾站
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你叫什麼名字？
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道生
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道生哥
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令壽堂還健在嗎？
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過世很久了，有心
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替我問候她
227
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:09,333
那藤椅是他亡妻送的
228
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,583
是他的王座
229
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你找不回來的話
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就死定了！
231
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椅在人在啊！
232
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你找誰？
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我來找文哥
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脫鞋
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好的
236
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文哥
237
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,958
我們尋回你的藤椅了
238
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,000
原封不動放回店裡
239
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:16,958
消毒了嗎？
240
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:18,250
消毒過了
241
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,083
你怎樣消毒的？
242
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,708
先用清水擦一次
243
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:25,458
再用消毒火酒從頭到尾擦一次
244
00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:26,250
姑姑
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00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,333
我今天晚了下班
246
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,083
益記打烊了，買不到合桃酥
247
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:34,125
來不及買也應該打電話告訴我吧？
248
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,958
我可以自己去買！
249
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:38,583
洋洋
250
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,500
來洗手吃飯
251
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知道
252
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不打擾你們吃飯了
253
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,125
我先走了，文哥
254
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:45,958
你吃飯了嗎？
255
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:49,833
老爺，你的麵
256
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:51,333
謝謝
257
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祈禱
258
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,708
起初如何，今日亦然
259
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直到永遠
260
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亞孟
261
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,083
好，吃飯吧
262
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,250
吃飯
263
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,708
你真有想法
264
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,583
用不著這麼豐富吧？
265
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,083
家常小菜而已
266
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,083
不過在網路上有不錯的評價
267
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,125
文哥，我特別介紹
268
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:17,458
這隻乳豬
269
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,875
別看它這麼大一隻
270
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,958
只出生了數天而已
271
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,375
特別香脆的！
272
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:31,875
你們慢慢吃吧
273
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,208
你不知道我爸是茹素的嗎？
274
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,625
今天不用做法事也要茹素？
275
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:43,500
其他喃嘸師傅平日都是大魚大肉的
276
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,083
不要拿我爸跟那些混蛋比較！
277
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對啊！
278
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:53,250
你怎麼可以拿我爸跟我這種混蛋比較啊？
279
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:22,375
我們是消防署救護員
280
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:23,167
你是否召了救護車？
281
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:24,000
是的
282
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:26,500
伯伯？
283
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:29,125
剛才發生什麼事？
284
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,250
我們吃過飯後
285
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,542
他就坐著看電視
286
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,250
我回到房間工作
287
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,500
突然聽見他大喊
288
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,417
我出來就發現他按著胸口喊疼
289
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,792
心跳145，血氧含量94
290
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,292
你行不行的？
291
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:43,625
笨手笨腳的 一二三
292
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,000
不要弄傷我爸！
293
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,375
先生，你可以放心
294
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,417
男女救護員的體能要求是一樣的
295
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,375
心跳停了
296
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:02,792
伯伯？
297
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,000
病者脈搏停了
298
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:05,875
進行心肺復甦
299
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,250
不要接觸病者！
300
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,000
沒有電流活動
301
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,875
繼續心肺復甦
302
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,250
泉哥，還有多久到醫院？
303
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,250
三十秒！
304
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,625
01,02,03
305
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:38,292
24,25,26,27
306
00:19:38,292 --> 00:19:39,500
28,29,30
307
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昏倒案件
308
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,292
病者在家中暈倒
309
00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:42,750
送院途中突然心跳停頓
310
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,125
送院期間一直進行心肺復甦
311
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:31,042
（老婆）
312
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,542
我明天放假
313
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,542
不如一起去看電影？
314
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,292
我不適合談戀愛
315
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,625
就當是普通朋友，吃頓飯總可以吧？
316
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,500
我們不是朋友
317
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,500
其實我知道
318
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:58,250
每次有病者失救
319
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,250
你心情不好才會來找我
320
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:04,958
如果你介意
321
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,000
我們就不要再聯絡
322
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,375
早安
323
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:09,083
這個紀念品確實做得不錯
324
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:12,167
不過有需要用我的照片嗎？
325
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,417
模版而已
326
00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:16,542
一個多少錢？
327
00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:18,125
一個八元，三星期可交貨
328
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:19,625
太貴了
329
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:20,875
還價一個五元
330
00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,667
訂一千個
331
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,000
兩星期交貨
332
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,625
他不行的話
333
00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:25,500
找其他廠家
334
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,000
收到！
335
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,875
找其他廠家！
336
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,750
喂！
337
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,125
喂！
338
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,083
她是認真的嗎？
339
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:35,125
你好
340
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,125
兩位好！
341
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:39,417
請坐！
342
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,042
我姓朱
343
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,500
這位是我太太
344
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,792
朱先生，朱太太，您好！
345
00:23:54,792 --> 00:23:56,792
我有什麼可以幫忙？
346
00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,792
我弟弟剛去世
347
00:24:00,417 --> 00:24:02,000
我想為他辦一個喪禮
348
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:03,417
明白
349
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:05,167
我們一定盡力而為
350
00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:08,500
不如我先簡單介紹一下
351
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:15,917
其實長生店的基本服務
352
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,500
都是大同小異
353
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:20,875
價錢取決於
354
00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:22,750
客戶選擇火葬還是土葬
355
00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,375
靈堂的大小
356
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,750
棺木的質素
357
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,042
紙紮祭品的數量
358
00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:30,250
諸如此類
359
00:24:31,292 --> 00:24:34,250
不過由於先人這麼年輕
360
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:37,792
我建議不用完全跟隨傳統
361
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:42,000
我們可以為他客製化一個特別的喪禮
362
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,125
令整個儀式更有紀念價值
363
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,792
但當然
364
00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:51,250
費用會稍微高一點
365
00:24:53,917 --> 00:24:56,000
我們沒有特別要求
366
00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:59,250
只要辦得得體就可以了
367
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:00,958
明白
368
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,625
那不如我們詳細談一下
369
00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:04,250
要不要來一杯咖啡？
370
00:25:05,042 --> 00:25:06,875
要手沖咖啡還是義式咖啡？
371
00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:12,542
我們已經初步了解過先人的性格和愛好
372
00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,250
所以…
373
00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:20,625
我會建議喪禮以「回憶」和「懷念」做主題
374
00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:24,417
吉儀方面，現在坊間很流行
375
00:25:24,417 --> 00:25:26,875
客製化一些紀念品來代替
376
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:29,625
例如這一個
377
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,375
它的概念是
378
00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:39,125
「先人照亮你的前路」
379
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:43,792
當然，這個設計未必適合你們的要求
380
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:48,667
既然先人喜歡跑車
381
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:53,375
我們可以採用跑車的概念去設計
382
00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:55,875
這個大約多少錢？
383
00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:57,167
很便宜
384
00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:58,625
單價大約五十多元
385
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,375
如果訂製一百個的話
386
00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:03,125
我們可以提供九折優惠
387
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:04,750
大概一個四十五元左右
388
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,750
但是我們親友不多
389
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,625
弟弟的朋友全部都在外國
390
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,875
我們可以幫忙郵遞給他們
391
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:13,500
小數目而己
392
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:18,750
麻煩你 帥哥
393
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:19,917
我來取外賣的
394
00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:22,875
蓮姐
395
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:23,917
我的外賣好了嗎？
396
00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:24,750
放在外面了
397
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:25,542
好的
398
00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:29,792
看來今天很忙吧
399
00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:31,542
習慣了
400
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,625
蓮姐，我把錢放這裡
401
00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:35,875
等等
402
00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:40,625
帶上這壺紅棗水
403
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:43,375
看看你，面青唇白似的
404
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:46,417
不要仗著自己還年輕
405
00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:48,292
女人需要補補身子
406
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:49,750
多謝蓮姐！
407
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:50,500
玥
408
00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:52,167
要出發了
409
00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:52,750
知道
410
00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:53,500
先忙了
411
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:54,333
去吧
412
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:03,417
喂
413
00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:04,625
老大
414
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:06,625
場地布置好了嗎？
415
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,000
半小時後準備好
416
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,750
記得在網路上直播宣傳一下
417
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:11,250
知道
418
00:27:11,292 --> 00:27:12,292
先人的遺體到了嗎？
419
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:13,417
到了，在裡面
420
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,167
有沒有搞錯？
421
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,667
我們一早說好的
422
00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:18,000
我們做事是有規矩的，不是你說了算…
423
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,625
我錢都付了！
424
00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:21,917
你搞清楚，這不是我負責的
425
00:27:21,917 --> 00:27:22,625
什麼事？
426
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:24,375
他們不肯替先人穿衣服
427
00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:25,542
你們先搞清楚
428
00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:27,750
我們只負責搬「魚」
429
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:30,250
一向都是殯儀經紀負責替遺體穿衣服的
430
00:27:31,042 --> 00:27:32,500
我多付一點錢，可以幫忙嗎？
431
00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:35,667
一千二百元
432
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:36,792
每人啊！
433
00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,375
沒問題！
434
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:40,750
先人穿自己的西裝
435
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:41,625
麻煩你
436
00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:42,750
溫柔一點
437
00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:43,875
好的
438
00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:48,250
這些工作以前是明叔一手包辦的
439
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,125
現在我們外判出去
440
00:27:50,125 --> 00:27:51,750
不要只顧價錢便宜
441
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,792
要看清楚報價表包括什麼項目
442
00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:54,667
知道嗎？
443
00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:55,542
對不起，老大！
444
00:27:55,917 --> 00:27:56,917
化妝師呢？
445
00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:58,292
在這裡
446
00:27:58,917 --> 00:28:00,375
魏先生，是吧？
447
00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:02,625
我們需要的是「先人」化妝師
448
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,125
不是「新人」化妝師啊
449
00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:05,750
我不是新人了
450
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,375
我每天最少替五條「魚」化妝
451
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:09,250
不好意思！
452
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,875
原來是前輩
453
00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:11,833
估計需時多久？
454
00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:12,625
四十五分鐘吧
455
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,125
快一點，可以嗎？
456
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,000
可以，你自己化吧！
457
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,042
前輩
458
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,000
你化吧
459
00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:22,125
你去現場打點
460
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,083
18：45後才可以讓賓客進來
461
00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:25,042
那你呢？
462
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,000
我有事要忙
463
00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:30,667
朱先生
464
00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:34,625
我細看過你弟弟的社交帳戶
465
00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:37,792
發現他對跑車的要求很高
466
00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:39,250
佢最喜歡的
467
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,500
是這台瑪莎拉蒂
468
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,875
所以我特意找人研究了很久
469
00:29:42,875 --> 00:29:44,667
組裝了這一台
470
00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:47,333
跟實物原大同款的紙紮瑪莎拉蒂
471
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,875
希望你弟弟在天之靈
472
00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:50,167
會感到欣慰
473
00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:52,500
我弟弟
474
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,750
就是被這款瑪莎拉蒂撞死的！
475
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,042
你有沒有搞錯？
476
00:29:56,042 --> 00:29:57,250
太不專業了！
477
00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:58,417
怎麼可能不先查清楚？
478
00:29:58,417 --> 00:30:00,750
這件事我一定追究到底！
479
00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:13,625
文哥，喝茶
480
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:25,542
今天的事是我的錯
481
00:30:25,542 --> 00:30:26,750
對不起！
482
00:30:28,292 --> 00:30:30,167
你沒有對不起我
483
00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:31,917
你是對不起先人的家屬
484
00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:34,000
是我疏忽了
485
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,417
我應該事前查清楚先人是怎樣去世的
486
00:30:39,542 --> 00:30:41,000
你不是疏忽
487
00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:43,250
你是不在乎
488
00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:45,625
你根本就沒有同理心
489
00:30:47,042 --> 00:30:49,708
沒有認真看待殯儀
490
00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,417
門外漢就是門外漢
491
00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:55,167
因為明叔把長生店交了給我打理
492
00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:56,500
我一時心急
493
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,792
想把生意做好而已
494
00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:05,875
你什麼意思？
495
00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:08,125
你用阿明的名義來壓我
496
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,417
即是說我們應該要平起平坐，是嗎？
497
00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:13,417
我不是這個意思
498
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,125
你是前輩，我很感激你的提點
499
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:20,375
我做錯了，也明白自己錯在哪裡
500
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:23,167
我不會再犯同樣的錯誤了
501
00:31:23,167 --> 00:31:24,125
對不起！
502
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,292
郭志斌！
503
00:31:25,292 --> 00:31:27,000
你不是說要替兒子檢查功課嗎？
504
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,917
家嫂，你就當幫個忙吧！
505
00:31:28,917 --> 00:31:30,625
女人內衣褲很汙穢
506
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:33,250
不可以放在我的法衣上！對不起，老爺！
507
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,792
對不起 行了，我來弄吧
508
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,792
我跟你說…
509
00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:48,042
女人的內衣褲到底有什麼汙穢呢？
510
00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:50,875
我說過十萬次了
511
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,375
女人有月經
512
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:53,542
祖師爺不喜歡的！
513
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,000
祖師爺親口跟你說的嗎？
514
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,125
祖師爺沒母親嗎？
515
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,375
他母親沒月經嗎？
516
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,250
你再說一遍！
517
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:01,500
聽不到嗎？
518
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,625
有本事再說一遍！
519
00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:04,375
聽不到就去問祖師爺吧！
520
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,417
你敢再說一遍！
521
00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:22,250
又跟你爸吵架嗎？
522
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,875
他一向都看我不順眼
523
00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,042
他根本是偏心
524
00:32:27,042 --> 00:32:28,125
哥哥做什麼都是對的
525
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:29,625
我就連呼吸都有錯
526
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:38,417
兩父女哪有隔夜仇
527
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,500
燉雪梨蘋果無花果
528
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,000
下火的
529
00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:48,750
坐下來
530
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,000
幫你做檢查
531
00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:11,875
血壓有點高
532
00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:13,042
你有沒有吃藥？
533
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:15,875
我有聽你的話，每天都有吃藥
534
00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:19,167
給我看一下小腿
535
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:25,792
這麼腫？
536
00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:30,292
痛嗎？
537
00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:32,750
不會
538
00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:42,542
吸氣
539
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:44,625
呼氣
540
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,917
吸
541
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:48,625
呼
542
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,625
有沒有呼吸不順或者不舒服？
543
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,125
沒有
544
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,375
記住了，一旦呼吸不順
545
00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:57,750
立刻打電話給我
546
00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:01,750
行了，你不用管我的
547
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,750
認真的
548
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,167
立刻打電話給我！
549
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,292
知道了
550
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:11,667
別生氣了
551
00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:13,500
喝蘋果水吧
552
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:35,625
小姐 你好
553
00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:38,292
請問你們是不是什麼都可以客製化的？
554
00:34:38,417 --> 00:34:39,625
進來慢慢聊吧
555
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:43,042
請坐！
556
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,917
請問貴姓？
557
00:34:48,917 --> 00:34:50,417
你叫我甄小姐就可以了
558
00:34:50,417 --> 00:34:51,500
甄小姐 是
559
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:53,792
喝點什麼嗎？
560
00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:55,625
水就可以了
561
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,792
我想找一副金絲楠木造的棺木
562
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,000
價錢不是問題
563
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,750
金絲楠木是瀕危樹種
564
00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:11,000
恐怕是有錢也買不到了
565
00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:20,125
我走遍整個紅磡，就只有你跟我說實話
566
00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:23,292
我當然想賺錢
567
00:35:23,292 --> 00:35:25,833
但做不來的事，我也不敢答應
568
00:35:31,042 --> 00:35:33,375
好，那我交給你安排
569
00:35:35,042 --> 00:35:38,792
你替我找一副最好的楠木
570
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
多謝甄小姐信任！
571
00:35:43,792 --> 00:35:45,625
請問打算何時替先人下葬？
572
00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,375
不打算下葬
573
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,500
我真不明白
574
00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:05,375
甄小姐想保存兒子的遺體
575
00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:07,000
既然可以付這麼高的價錢
576
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,792
為什麼不直接找人體冷凍公司呢？
577
00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:11,292
你以為做冰條啊？
578
00:36:11,292 --> 00:36:14,000
人體冷凍需要很長時間計劃的
579
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,250
她兒子那麼小就病重
580
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,417
當母親的自然是想盡辦法醫治
581
00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:20,208
怎麼會提早放棄？
582
00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:23,000
但她的方法是不可行的
583
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:23,958
就算做木乃伊
584
00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:25,333
也要先把屍體的器官全清理掉
585
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,625
再把血放乾
586
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:28,625
現在她要求保存全屍
587
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:30,125
但只能用有機的物料
588
00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:31,625
就算抽了真空
589
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,375
都不可能完全防腐的
590
00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,542
我真佩服你們！
591
00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,500
還在研究嗎？
592
00:36:39,292 --> 00:36:41,792
客人已經清楚說了要怎樣做
593
00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:44,542
我們照著辦就可以了
594
00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:47,083
你們為什麼還要質疑她呢？
595
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:51,000
但她說要等到未來科技發達
596
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,708
讓兒子起死回生
597
00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:54,542
這不會太瘋狂嗎？
598
00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:56,917
我們是服務行業
599
00:36:56,917 --> 00:36:58,042
客人付得起錢
600
00:36:58,042 --> 00:36:59,667
我們就提供服務
601
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:03,292
你們有時間倒不如去物色專業的防腐師
602
00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:05,208
趕緊完成它吧！
603
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:07,250
我全都問過了
604
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:10,500
甄小姐的大名傳遍整個紅磡了
605
00:37:10,875 --> 00:37:12,625
所有人都只說她是瘋子
606
00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:14,000
沒有人願意做
607
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:20,625
老大
608
00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:22,750
我知道你在打什麼主意的
609
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,875
別指望我們！
610
00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:26,500
我們只負責籌備儀式
611
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,042
你說過我們不用碰屍體的
612
00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:31,833
拜託！你們這麼年輕，別那麼迂腐好嗎？
613
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,750
你什麼時候有聽過客戶說：
614
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:36,542
「錢不是問題」！
615
00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:39,167
這是千載難逢的機會
616
00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:40,250
好了！
617
00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:42,167
我額外再付獎金！
618
00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,375
文哥！
619
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,167
行家們告訴我
620
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:55,917
你接了那瘋女人的生意
621
00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:00,500
文哥，沒必要說人家瘋吧？
622
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,500
一向都有行家接防腐工作
623
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:06,042
我不覺得有什麼問題
624
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:20,167
你隨便把屍體包著就放在義莊
625
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,417
那跟棄屍有什麼分別呢？
626
00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:26,000
人死了也不過是一具屍體而已
627
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,542
放在地底跟放在地面又有什麼分別呢？
628
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:32,375
這就是門外漢跟內行人的分別！
629
00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:34,250
文哥！
630
00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:38,667
我們做生意，應該以客為本
631
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,375
客人有自己的意願
632
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:42,875
我們不可能左右他們
633
00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:45,042
難道客人想辦追思會
634
00:38:45,042 --> 00:38:46,750
我強迫他破地獄嗎？
635
00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:52,375
總之我不准你接這單生意
636
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:54,000
你立刻把訂金退還給她！
637
00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:56,875
文哥，你搞清楚！
638
00:39:02,417 --> 00:39:04,042
我是你的搭檔
639
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,625
不是你的下屬！
640
00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:09,000
我做事不需要得你批准
641
00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:12,042
只需要禮貌上知會你
642
00:39:12,042 --> 00:39:14,125
當然，就算不需要你做法事
643
00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,125
我還是會把分成付給你的
644
00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:20,292
這家店的牌照是我的
645
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:22,500
現在我不讓你做
646
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,375
你有本事就自己去做！
647
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:33,167
喂，老婆？
648
00:39:33,167 --> 00:39:35,125
今天我聽家長們說
649
00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:37,250
全家人加入教會會得到額外分數
650
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,500
我幫你報名參加了教會在星期天的領洗班
651
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,667
好的
652
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:42,250
星期天是破日，沒人做法事的
653
00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:44,375
去買一套西裝！
654
00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:46,000
不要穿這破衣服！
655
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,167
知道了，現在就去買，好了嗎？
656
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,042
好了，再見！
657
00:39:56,292 --> 00:39:57,625
你在這裡多久了？
658
00:39:57,625 --> 00:39:58,750
剛到而已
659
00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,667
要喝咖啡嗎？
660
00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:02,500
你沒聽到我剛才說什麼吧？
661
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,500
沒聽到
662
00:40:04,792 --> 00:40:06,292
靠！
663
00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:08,750
我只知道，如果我不受洗
664
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,042
我兒子考不進這學校
665
00:40:10,042 --> 00:40:12,500
那我老婆就會讓我受死了！
666
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,875
Hello文知道會不高興的
667
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:18,750
別讓他知道就可以了
668
00:40:23,792 --> 00:40:27,167
不要吧，我不行的！
669
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,917
讓我爸知道我幫你，我死定了！
670
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,125
沒錯
671
00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,500
讓他知道的話，你就真是死定了
672
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:39,875
靠！
673
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,625
我會把賺到的分一份給你的
674
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,917
你這個混蛋！
675
00:40:47,542 --> 00:40:49,375
是誰派你來的？
676
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,125
當然是祖師爺派我來的！
677
00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:53,625
去死吧！
678
00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:11,625
快點！
679
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,417
來吧！
680
00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:14,125
一…二…起！
681
00:41:15,292 --> 00:41:16,375
放下！
682
00:41:23,292 --> 00:41:24,875
這屍體放了多久？
683
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:27,125
半年
684
00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,250
半年？！
685
00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:30,875
大哥
686
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:31,958
公眾太平間的冰櫃
687
00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:34,125
跟你家的冰櫃溫度差不多而已
688
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,417
你把豬肉在裡面多擱兩天都會發臭了
689
00:41:36,417 --> 00:41:37,417
還怎麼弄呀？
690
00:41:37,417 --> 00:41:40,125
別囉嗦了，快點開始吧！
691
00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:46,000
喂！
692
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,250
喂！
693
00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:54,875
甄小姐，你放心！
694
00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:56,750
我一個人都可以處理到的
695
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:37,125
廢話少說，先把事情處理好
696
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:42,625
謝謝
697
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,125
謝謝你
698
00:45:55,375 --> 00:45:57,250
謝謝你沒把我當瘋子
699
00:46:52,292 --> 00:46:53,250
文哥
700
00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:55,792
怎麼了？
701
00:46:56,625 --> 00:46:57,792
今天…
702
00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,667
今天…
703
00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:00,750
麻煩你了！
704
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:01,542
謝謝你！
705
00:47:02,125 --> 00:47:03,750
這麼丟臉的事不要再提了！
706
00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:08,417
怎麼會丟臉呢？甄小姐很感激我們的
707
00:47:08,917 --> 00:47:13,750
我這輩子第一次覺得自己幫到人了
708
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:15,667
你幫到人？
709
00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:17,292
你是幫兇！
710
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:18,125
你知道嗎？
711
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:19,542
做人就好像坐車
712
00:47:19,542 --> 00:47:20,625
到站了
713
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:22,542
就該下車，去轉乘另一班車
714
00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,375
現在那小孩到了站
715
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,375
他下車了
716
00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:26,750
你卻不讓他轉乘另一班車
717
00:47:27,375 --> 00:47:29,125
他永遠都投不了胎
718
00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:30,667
那會怎麼樣？
719
00:47:31,250 --> 00:47:33,375
變成無主孤魂，遊魂野鬼
720
00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:34,625
太可憐了！
721
00:47:38,292 --> 00:47:40,667
甄小姐只是捨不得她兒子而已
722
00:47:40,792 --> 00:47:42,792
是否因為捨不得就可以這麼自私？
723
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,375
我告訴你
724
00:47:46,625 --> 00:47:48,250
我十八歲認識我太太
725
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,375
一起生活了五十年
726
00:47:49,375 --> 00:47:51,250
她死的時侯，我傷心得想自殺
727
00:47:51,875 --> 00:47:53,250
但我還是照樣送她上路
728
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,875
我也捨不得啊！
729
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:37,625
「離地府，出冥關」
730
00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:47,542
「冥關飄渺路難行」
731
00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:53,125
「吳健松流落陰司」
732
00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:59,167
「盼你不用受難」
733
00:48:59,167 --> 00:49:03,750
「遊完十殿」
734
00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:09,875
「帶你早步超生」
735
00:49:09,875 --> 00:49:20,500
「先遊首殿，王秦廣」
736
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:31,250
「舉頭看見，一道奈何橋」
737
00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:40,042
不要把東西壓著先人
738
00:49:40,042 --> 00:49:41,875
大不了多走一趟
739
00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:42,917
這些東西都是這條「魚」的
740
00:49:42,917 --> 00:49:43,583
有什麼關係？
741
00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:44,750
我來拿吧
742
00:49:47,667 --> 00:49:49,125
不要稱呼他做「魚」
743
00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:50,750
應該稱呼他做「老闆」
744
00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:51,625
沒有他
745
00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:52,792
我們就討不了生活了
746
00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:56,625
跟往常一樣，我們替他穿衣服嗎？
747
00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,000
是的，麻煩你！
748
00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:00,500
如果我多付一千元，你可以教我嗎？
749
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,250
好的
750
00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:36,000
收到，有昏迷個案
751
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,000
紅磡曲街27號
752
00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:39,875
是蓮姐的店！
753
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:41,417
一名女子昏迷
754
00:51:41,417 --> 00:51:42,250
馬上出發！
755
00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:54,375
蓮姐！
756
00:51:58,125 --> 00:51:59,292
病者沒有脈搏
757
00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:00,125
進行心肺復甦
758
00:52:03,375 --> 00:52:05,667
26,27,28,29,30
759
00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:11,750
去拿去顫器！
760
00:52:12,875 --> 00:52:15,375
26,27,28,29,30
761
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:20,000
輸氧氣！
762
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,500
26,27,28,29,30
763
00:52:45,792 --> 00:52:47,250
玥，夠了！
764
00:52:51,375 --> 00:52:52,750
蓮姐已經走了
765
00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:31,917
眼淚不要滴在先人身上
766
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,750
先人會捨不得離開的
767
00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:38,875
不如你休息一下
768
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:42,542
文件我都處理好了
769
00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:45,500
接下來的事就交給我吧
770
00:56:02,542 --> 00:56:04,542
勿念亡魂，初歸陰土
771
00:56:04,542 --> 00:56:05,750
跋涉為艱
772
00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:07,125
唯恐三魂而飄當
773
00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,625
更慮七魄以無依
774
00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:10,000
欲求存道而方生
775
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,042
入行這麼久，還沒習慣嗎？
776
00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:39,042
時間久了不代表就會習慣！
777
00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,000
其實…
778
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:03,000
人去世了，醫生確認了死亡後
779
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,375
就要放下
780
00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:06,125
而你
781
00:57:06,125 --> 00:57:07,875
也要學會放下
782
00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:18,000
黎先生
783
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,750
我已把黎太太的遺體安頓好在靈寢室
784
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:22,417
稍後會替她化妝換衣服
785
00:57:22,417 --> 00:57:24,375
她的衣服都帶齊了嗎？
786
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:26,667
不知道，女傭替我選的
787
00:57:26,667 --> 00:57:29,125
如果不合適，你隨便幫我買吧
788
00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:30,125
明白
789
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,750
化好妝後你需要看一下嗎？
790
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:37,375
不用了！
791
00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:42,000
那你下午四時左右回來就可以了
792
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,250
四時太早了，股市還沒收市
793
00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:44,042
七時吧
794
00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:47,625
喂！你在這裡幹什麼？
795
00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:58,500
我答應過你
796
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,542
不會出席她的喪禮
797
00:58:03,667 --> 00:58:05,500
我說到做到
798
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,542
我只是想見她最後一面
799
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:13,500
你搞清楚
800
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,875
不是你答應不出席
801
00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:16,500
是我不准你出席
802
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:20,625
我是她的合法丈夫
803
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,542
我才是她的家人
804
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,750
惟獨我有權替她辦喪禮
805
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:29,167
現在是我不准你見她
806
00:58:31,042 --> 00:58:32,125
麻煩你離開
807
00:58:36,417 --> 00:58:37,542
滾！
808
00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:55,500
那個誰…
809
00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,500
我姓魏
810
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:58,542
隨便吧
811
00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,000
你給我聽清楚
812
00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:02,417
我不想看到這婊子！
813
00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:03,750
你處理得好
814
00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:05,542
我自然懂得怎麼做
815
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,417
你處理不好
816
00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:08,625
我一樣懂得怎麼做！
817
00:59:09,542 --> 00:59:10,625
沒問題
818
00:59:10,625 --> 00:59:11,750
我會好好處理
819
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:20,250
她叫什麼名字？
820
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,167
黎太太
821
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:23,875
親切一點
822
00:59:24,875 --> 00:59:25,750
熙雯
823
00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:29,000
那開始吧
824
00:59:30,625 --> 00:59:31,500
熙雯
825
00:59:32,042 --> 00:59:33,417
我們開始了
826
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:46,667
女士！
827
00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:48,167
你不可以進去的！
828
00:59:48,542 --> 00:59:50,625
女士，你不可以進來的！
829
00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:54,375
求求你！
830
00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:58,500
我真的見她一面就會走的
831
00:59:59,375 --> 01:00:02,875
女士，主人家吩咐過，不能讓你來
832
01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:04,625
你這樣會讓我很為難的
833
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:21,250
我想替她添一件衣服
834
01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:28,500
她很怕冷的！
835
01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:46,167
出去守著
836
01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,042
完成了
837
01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:58,250
你看一下
838
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,625
不如我給你一點時間，好好陪她
839
01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:04,042
這些骨灰
840
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:08,000
不是只有家屬才可以擁有的嗎？
841
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:12,250
是，法律上黎先生的確是熙雯的家屬
842
01:04:13,125 --> 01:04:14,750
但人情上
843
01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:17,000
我覺得你才是
844
01:04:30,667 --> 01:04:31,375
吃飯
845
01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:32,625
好，吃飯
846
01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:33,875
吃飯
847
01:04:41,542 --> 01:04:42,625
不用了吧
848
01:04:42,625 --> 01:04:44,000
反正那學校都沒錄取我們兒子
849
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,542
做了也沒意思！
850
01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:49,250
你受洗了，就要按規矩做！
851
01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:19,750
滿意了吧？
852
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,625
可以吃飯了嗎？
853
01:05:29,250 --> 01:05:30,250
嫂子
854
01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:32,917
你信天主教沒問題
855
01:05:32,917 --> 01:05:35,042
但是你知道我們家是做喃嘸的
856
01:05:35,042 --> 01:05:37,125
為什麼要強迫我哥哥信教呢？
857
01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:40,125
家長入教有額外分數嘛…
858
01:05:40,125 --> 01:05:41,625
不是你嫂子的主意
859
01:05:41,625 --> 01:05:43,750
是我說要幫孩子的
860
01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:47,125
總之什麼宗教幫到我，我就信什麼
861
01:05:47,125 --> 01:05:49,625
現在天主教幫不到我，我就不信了！
862
01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:51,875
郭志斌
863
01:05:52,375 --> 01:05:53,917
你丟自己的臉就好了
864
01:05:54,417 --> 01:05:55,542
你欺師滅祖！
865
01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:56,833
把爸爸的臉也丟了！
866
01:05:56,833 --> 01:05:57,792
郭文玥！
867
01:05:58,500 --> 01:05:59,792
你想怎樣？
868
01:05:59,792 --> 01:06:00,917
想吵架是吧？！
869
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,375
這是我的家事
870
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,083
跟你有什麼關係？
871
01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:04,625
什麼你的家事？
872
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:06,125
這不是你的家嗎？
873
01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:16,667
吃飯！
874
01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,750
你們一家人吃吧
875
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,125
你們慢慢吃！
876
01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:02,875
文哥，請你點算一下
877
01:07:07,708 --> 01:07:08,625
客人是否知道
878
01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,000
你偷了先人的骨灰給別人嗎？
879
01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:11,500
我不是偷的
880
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:13,667
黎先生準備的骨灰龕放不下
881
01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:16,250
他授權我處理的
882
01:07:16,250 --> 01:07:17,375
那項鍊呢？
883
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:19,000
你肯定開天殺價了吧？
884
01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:22,500
我不是做每一件事都為了錢的
885
01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,875
你不是為了錢？
886
01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:28,542
你一向見錢眼開
887
01:07:39,292 --> 01:07:40,125
文哥
888
01:07:40,917 --> 01:07:42,375
我是貪錢
889
01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:45,500
我不像你這麼專一
890
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:47,542
我以前做過不同行業
891
01:07:48,125 --> 01:07:49,625
一直有起有跌
892
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:53,125
直至後來做婚禮策劃師，才總算穩穩定定
893
01:07:55,167 --> 01:07:58,042
豈料一場疫情，打回原形
894
01:07:59,875 --> 01:08:01,792
那時候我公司有很多員工
895
01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:03,125
他們家中有老有少
896
01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:05,875
一旦失業就無法養家餬口
897
01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:07,792
所以我把房子抵押了
898
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,250
把積蓄都拿出來撐著公司
899
01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:12,417
誰知道一撐就是兩年
900
01:08:12,417 --> 01:08:13,917
虧本了兩年
901
01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:17,042
終於撐不住了
902
01:08:17,042 --> 01:08:18,542
只好把公司結束了
903
01:08:21,375 --> 01:08:25,375
我現在每月房貸加上還債的開支
904
01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:27,625
接近十萬元
905
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,375
總之在這城市生活
906
01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:33,417
連呼吸都是要花錢的
907
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:39,625
其實
908
01:08:41,167 --> 01:08:45,250
我一直很感激你和明叔
909
01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:49,000
在我人生…
910
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,042
最絕望的時候給了我一條活路
911
01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:55,250
我知道我不爭氣
912
01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:58,125
老是闖禍
913
01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:01,625
但如果沒闖過那些禍
914
01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:03,417
有些事情我就不會明白
915
01:09:11,417 --> 01:09:12,917
你明白了什麼？
916
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:16,625
香港殯儀
917
01:09:17,292 --> 01:09:18,625
是一文一武的組合
918
01:09:18,625 --> 01:09:19,917
殯儀經紀配合喃嘸師傅
919
01:09:20,750 --> 01:09:24,000
喃嘸師傅負責超渡先人
920
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,250
殯儀經紀負責超渡活人
921
01:09:34,667 --> 01:09:36,417
活人怎麼可以被超渡呢？
922
01:09:36,417 --> 01:09:37,625
不知所謂！
923
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,417
不是的
924
01:09:39,417 --> 01:09:41,625
活人也需要破地獄的
925
01:09:42,375 --> 01:09:44,625
有時候，人活著就如在地獄
926
01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:53,417
不打擾你了
927
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,500
道生…
928
01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:01,375
一起先吃宵夜吧
929
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:11,000
伙伴，多給我一個杯子
930
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,125
大紅袍
931
01:10:19,542 --> 01:10:20,667
識貨！
932
01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:26,542
我祖父把它當寶的
933
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:30,042
每次喝大紅袍茶
934
01:10:30,042 --> 01:10:31,375
就會哼那首歌…
935
01:10:32,250 --> 01:10:35,250
「涼風有信」
936
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:39,667
「秋月無邊」
937
01:10:39,667 --> 01:10:44,042
「思嬌情緒」
938
01:10:44,042 --> 01:10:48,167
「度日如年」
939
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,125
原來你也懂得唱南音？
940
01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:57,500
我爸以前常常聽的
941
01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:59,250
聽著聽著我也能背著唱了
942
01:10:59,917 --> 01:11:01,458
那「今日天隔一方」的
943
01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,542
下一句是什麼？
944
01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:07,500
「難見面」
945
01:11:09,875 --> 01:11:11,792
一唱就錯了
946
01:11:13,250 --> 01:11:15,000
這一句是難唱在
947
01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:22,250
「難…見面」
948
01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:27,625
「今日天隔一方」
949
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:36,292
「難…見面」
950
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:45,750
「是以孤舟沉寂」
951
01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:54,292
「晚景涼天」
952
01:11:54,292 --> 01:12:07,250
「你看斜陽照著那對雙飛燕」
953
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:17,250
「我獨倚蓬窗思悄然」
954
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,667
怎麼這麼不小心啊？
955
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:28,917
別提了
956
01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:31,625
總之今天你自己看著辦吧
957
01:12:31,625 --> 01:12:33,625
小心Hello文把你也罵一頓
958
01:12:38,625 --> 01:12:39,875
丁太太 可以了
959
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,625
你還來這裡幹什麼？
960
01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:58,375
文哥
961
01:12:58,375 --> 01:13:01,000
我原本就安排了斌哥做法事
962
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,875
失場就不好了
963
01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:06,500
你還有什麼資格破地獄？
964
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,167
沒這麼嚴重的
965
01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:11,125
文哥，有家屬在場
966
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:13,375
不如先把法事做完再好好說吧
967
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,875
你別多事！
968
01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:23,125
有家屬在場
969
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:25,250
我不想失禮
970
01:13:26,250 --> 01:13:27,125
你走吧
971
01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:29,542
爸，算我不對，好了吧？
972
01:13:37,375 --> 01:13:39,000
我叫你走！
973
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,292
別丟我的臉！
974
01:13:48,167 --> 01:13:49,417
混口飯吃而已
975
01:13:50,292 --> 01:13:52,125
相不相信還不是一樣？
976
01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:56,125
斌哥…
977
01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:57,000
站住！
978
01:13:58,250 --> 01:13:59,542
把法衣脫下來！
979
01:13:59,542 --> 01:14:00,792
你沒有資格穿！
980
01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:06,000
對！
981
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,500
在你眼中，我從來都沒有資格！
982
01:14:09,625 --> 01:14:10,917
就你最有資格！
983
01:14:11,917 --> 01:14:12,667
斌少！
984
01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:29,625
文哥，你怎麼了？
985
01:14:30,792 --> 01:14:32,000
叫救護車！
986
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:32,750
知道！
987
01:14:38,750 --> 01:14:39,667
爸情況怎樣？
988
01:14:40,292 --> 01:14:43,625
醫生說他是突發性心臟病
989
01:14:44,667 --> 01:14:46,500
腦部有輕微中風
990
01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:48,125
醫生正在檢查
991
01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,375
醫生
992
01:14:53,375 --> 01:14:56,167
病人剛剛醒了，暫時情況穩定
993
01:14:56,167 --> 01:14:57,625
不要讓他再受刺激
994
01:14:58,292 --> 01:15:00,250
我們可以見見他嗎？
995
01:15:00,625 --> 01:15:01,542
可以
996
01:15:01,542 --> 01:15:03,125
不要太多人進去，一位吧
997
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:16,917
不如我進去看他
998
01:15:16,917 --> 01:15:19,750
你們去辦入院手續
999
01:15:21,917 --> 01:15:22,750
謝謝
1000
01:15:33,875 --> 01:15:34,875
還好嗎？
1001
01:15:38,875 --> 01:15:40,375
半身動不了
1002
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:42,750
不妙啊
1003
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:49,875
你先不用太擔心
1004
01:15:49,875 --> 01:15:52,167
醫生說你的情況穩定
1005
01:15:55,792 --> 01:15:57,000
完了…
1006
01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:01,042
斌哥和文玥在外面
1007
01:16:01,042 --> 01:16:03,875
你想讓他們進來嗎？
1008
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:08,750
我好累…
1009
01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:20,667
手續辦好了
1010
01:16:33,542 --> 01:16:35,750
我們要商量一下怎樣照顧爸爸
1011
01:16:38,667 --> 01:16:40,250
我明天去物色一下
1012
01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:41,750
可能要請私人看護幫忙
1013
01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,417
我還有些假期
1014
01:16:45,417 --> 01:16:47,167
可以預留下來陪爸爸複診
1015
01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:50,000
但是有時候晚上要請大嫂幫忙照顧一下
1016
01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:52,375
我們未必可以照顧爸爸了
1017
01:16:54,792 --> 01:16:56,500
我兒子考不進聖家書院
1018
01:16:57,125 --> 01:16:59,375
我們打算帶他到澳洲升學
1019
01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:01,250
可能下個月就要過去了
1020
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:06,625
你什麼意思？
1021
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,500
以後要靠你照顧爸爸了
1022
01:17:19,917 --> 01:17:21,292
家裡出了事情
1023
01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:24,875
你拋下一句靠你就走，是嗎？
1024
01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:27,167
我已應付他這麼多年了
1025
01:17:27,167 --> 01:17:29,250
這次你就當幫我一個忙吧！
1026
01:17:36,542 --> 01:17:38,250
枉爸爸最疼的就是你
1027
01:17:39,042 --> 01:17:40,042
有你這樣做兒子的嗎？
1028
01:17:40,042 --> 01:17:41,875
夠了，郭文玥！
1029
01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:44,875
不要再情緒勒索我了
1030
01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:48,625
法律沒有規定所有事一定要由兒子負責的
1031
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:52,750
他說一句要我繼承衣缽
1032
01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:53,625
我高中就輟學
1033
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:55,292
跟著他當喃嘸師傅
1034
01:17:55,292 --> 01:17:56,417
每天穿著這件破衣服
1035
01:17:56,417 --> 01:17:57,625
被人嘲笑受人白眼
1036
01:17:57,625 --> 01:17:58,750
我有埋怨過嗎？
1037
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:03,875
當喃嘸師傅有什麼丟臉的？
1038
01:18:04,417 --> 01:18:06,792
爸爸就是當喃嘸師傅把我們養大的！
1039
01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:09,125
不用你做，你當然不覺得丟臉！
1040
01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:14,375
從小到大
1041
01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:17,042
你喜歡做的事
1042
01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:19,000
爸爸有哪一次是反對的？
1043
01:18:23,875 --> 01:18:25,667
「喃嘸」傳男不傳女
1044
01:18:25,667 --> 01:18:27,375
是傳統！
1045
01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:28,875
沒辦法改變
1046
01:18:29,667 --> 01:18:31,167
可以的話，我已經做了！
1047
01:18:31,167 --> 01:18:33,500
所以現在一句沒辦法，我就要妥協
1048
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,667
以前又是一句沒辦法，我又要妥協嗎？
1049
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,125
你知不知道自己在說什麼？
1050
01:18:37,125 --> 01:18:38,500
我知道！
1051
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,167
你昨天問我
1052
01:18:46,917 --> 01:18:48,875
這個家有沒有我的份？
1053
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,167
有！
1054
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,792
但這個家是爸爸的
1055
01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:07,917
我和我老婆和兒子的
1056
01:19:07,917 --> 01:19:09,667
那個才是我的家！
1057
01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:16,250
我的兒子是讀書的材料
1058
01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:19,542
我一定要給他最好的
1059
01:19:19,542 --> 01:19:21,375
我不想他像我一樣
1060
01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:23,792
為了父親要一輩子被困在紅磡
1061
01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,125
郭志斌
1062
01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:36,125
你真他媽的自私！
1063
01:19:53,042 --> 01:19:54,667
對，我是自私的
1064
01:19:57,542 --> 01:20:00,000
為了我的兒子，我一定要自私！
1065
01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:54,792
怎麼家裡這麼凌亂？
1066
01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:56,875
沒人收拾嗎？
1067
01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:03,875
先別收拾了
1068
01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:05,417
推我過去給祖師爺上香
1069
01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:31,417
我幫你吧
1070
01:22:32,542 --> 01:22:33,500
不用！
1071
01:22:35,542 --> 01:22:36,917
你去給我倒杯茶
1072
01:23:13,417 --> 01:23:15,000
你自己怎麼洗？我幫你吧！
1073
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,167
行了，我可以的
1074
01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:17,625
你先出去吧
1075
01:23:18,125 --> 01:23:18,792
來吧
1076
01:23:19,167 --> 01:23:20,667
不用，我可以的
1077
01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,792
我說了不用你幫！
1078
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:25,250
不用管我！
1079
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,250
夠了！不要碰我！
1080
01:23:27,250 --> 01:23:29,250
不要碰我！女人汙穢！
1081
01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:31,250
夠了！
1082
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:42,042
哥哥已經走了！
1083
01:23:42,042 --> 01:23:43,542
他不要你了！
1084
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,375
因為你有病！
1085
01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:47,250
所以他扔下你！
1086
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:48,917
現在只剩下我！
1087
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:51,542
女人汙穢，是吧？
1088
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,625
不要碰你，是吧？
1089
01:23:55,292 --> 01:23:56,667
你那麼厲害！
1090
01:23:56,667 --> 01:23:58,125
你自己洗吧！
1091
01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:50,875
慢慢來
1092
01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:00,625
有沒有受傷？
1093
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,250
有沒有不舒服？
1094
01:25:40,667 --> 01:25:43,667
文哥已經吃過藥，睡著了
1095
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,667
下次不要再給他買合桃酥
1096
01:25:57,125 --> 01:26:00,375
你跟Hello文真的很像…
1097
01:26:08,625 --> 01:26:10,500
如果我像他
1098
01:26:11,125 --> 01:26:13,042
他沒理由會這麼討厭我
1099
01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:20,625
但我看起來，似乎是你比較討厭他啊！
1100
01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:33,292
我小時候把他當偶像的
1101
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,500
他每一次練功
1102
01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:39,500
我都會在旁邊跟著一起練
1103
01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:43,750
那時候我覺得他很厲害
1104
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,000
但「喃嘸」傳男不傳女
1105
01:26:46,167 --> 01:26:48,250
因為女人會來月經
1106
01:26:48,250 --> 01:26:49,917
會破壞祖師爺的法力
1107
01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:52,750
祖師爺說的就是真理
1108
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:57,125
祖師爺比他親生女兒更重要
1109
01:26:59,042 --> 01:27:01,625
文哥怎麼想，我不清楚
1110
01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:06,375
但你為什麼不直接問他心裡是怎麼想呢？
1111
01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:09,292
怎麼開口？
1112
01:27:11,750 --> 01:27:16,500
你是怕聽到一個你想聽到的答案？
1113
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:20,792
還是怕聽到一個你不想聽到的答案呢？
1114
01:27:39,167 --> 01:27:40,250
你是郭文玥嗎？
1115
01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:41,167
是的，你是？
1116
01:27:42,125 --> 01:27:43,125
你怎麼打人了？
1117
01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:45,125
夠了！這裡大庭廣眾
1118
01:27:45,125 --> 01:27:46,792
附近有警察的！
1119
01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:49,000
你女兒勾引我老公！
1120
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,792
你怎麼當父親的？！
1121
01:27:51,958 --> 01:27:52,833
我會報警的 文哥
1122
01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:54,125
夠了！要幫忙嗎？
1123
01:27:54,125 --> 01:27:55,792
我幫你報警！不用，沒事的
1124
01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:57,542
臭婊子！夠了！
1125
01:27:57,542 --> 01:27:58,500
你真汙穢！
1126
01:27:58,500 --> 01:27:59,667
你冷靜一點！
1127
01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:02,583
回家吧
1128
01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:23,500
我頭癢了
1129
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:24,625
幫我洗頭吧
1130
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,000
最近有沒有你哥的消息？
1131
01:28:34,625 --> 01:28:37,917
他去的那地方叫什麼…本？
1132
01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:40,375
墨爾本
1133
01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:41,917
澳洲
1134
01:28:45,167 --> 01:28:47,042
他英語不行
1135
01:28:47,042 --> 01:28:48,625
中文又學不好
1136
01:28:50,375 --> 01:28:52,417
在那邊怎麼生活？
1137
01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:57,000
你省點心吧！
1138
01:28:58,500 --> 01:28:59,500
我真不明白
1139
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:01,000
香港學校這麼多
1140
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:02,625
為什麼一定要移民？
1141
01:29:05,250 --> 01:29:06,875
他也是為了兒子著想而已
1142
01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:08,625
想孩子有更好的前途
1143
01:29:13,250 --> 01:29:15,625
他的確比我勇敢
1144
01:29:16,167 --> 01:29:18,667
至少敢違抗自己的父親
1145
01:29:27,292 --> 01:29:30,250
哥移民了，承繼不了你的衣缽
1146
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:31,542
你是不是很生氣？
1147
01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:40,375
以他的資質怎麼承繼得了我的衣缽？
1148
01:29:41,292 --> 01:29:43,250
我只是見他學業成績差
1149
01:29:43,917 --> 01:29:46,750
怕他沒出息，不能養妻工作
1150
01:29:46,750 --> 01:29:49,250
所以才迫他入行，學一門手藝而已
1151
01:29:55,042 --> 01:29:56,250
那我呢？
1152
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:00,625
你有沒有生我的氣，覺得我讓你丟臉了？
1153
01:30:10,750 --> 01:30:12,792
沖水吧，我覺得冷了
1154
01:30:32,708 --> 01:30:33,458
吃吧
1155
01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:37,000
一點油都不加…
1156
01:30:37,750 --> 01:30:39,333
不要…
1157
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,500
你來得正好
1158
01:30:48,083 --> 01:30:49,583
文哥不肯吃飯
1159
01:30:49,583 --> 01:30:50,583
你去搞定他
1160
01:30:51,958 --> 01:30:52,958
文哥
1161
01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:54,750
你來了啊
1162
01:30:54,750 --> 01:30:55,833
對呀
1163
01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:01,000
給你來點好東西
1164
01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:16,208
富貴竹開花
1165
01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:17,833
很罕見啊！
1166
01:31:19,083 --> 01:31:21,958
以前老人家都說這是不吉利的
1167
01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:27,083
「竹子開花，人畜搬家」
1168
01:31:27,083 --> 01:31:28,125
意思就是說
1169
01:31:28,125 --> 01:31:29,458
如果竹子開花了
1170
01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:32,500
家就會散了
1171
01:31:33,583 --> 01:31:35,875
這些只是以前的老頭子
1172
01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:38,708
編出來嚇唬以前的小伙子的
1173
01:31:38,708 --> 01:31:40,083
有人就有家
1174
01:31:40,083 --> 01:31:41,833
你的家還好好的
1175
01:31:45,708 --> 01:31:48,208
竹子是很特別的植物
1176
01:31:48,833 --> 01:31:51,500
它開花只是為了繁衍下一代
1177
01:31:51,875 --> 01:31:54,458
繁衍之後很快就會枯死
1178
01:31:54,958 --> 01:31:56,458
我覺得它就好像人一樣
1179
01:31:56,458 --> 01:31:57,958
一眨眼就
1180
01:31:57,958 --> 01:32:02,208
「天隔一方」
1181
01:32:02,208 --> 01:32:10,083
「難…見面」
1182
01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:11,875
文哥
1183
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,958
一棵竹子也被你說得這樣沉重
1184
01:32:15,083 --> 01:32:16,583
我都不好說話了
1185
01:32:22,708 --> 01:32:23,458
對了
1186
01:32:24,208 --> 01:32:27,000
幫我打開那個櫃子
1187
01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:29,833
把那個小鐵箱拿過來
1188
01:32:29,833 --> 01:32:30,708
這裡？對的，這裡
1189
01:32:30,708 --> 01:32:31,583
這個櫃子
1190
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:35,875
謝謝
1191
01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:47,583
以後，我就把長生店交給你了
1192
01:32:52,958 --> 01:32:55,250
（公司註冊證書）
1193
01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:00,583
你放心
1194
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:02,833
這鐵盒子
1195
01:33:02,833 --> 01:33:04,708
沒竹子那麼沉重的
1196
01:33:16,333 --> 01:33:17,583
招牌不能改，知道嗎？
1197
01:33:19,125 --> 01:33:19,958
知道
1198
01:33:21,875 --> 01:33:26,125
我最近忽發奇想
1199
01:33:26,125 --> 01:33:28,500
想要訂做一套西裝
1200
01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:31,750
你穿西裝的話，一定很像
1201
01:33:31,750 --> 01:33:33,958
「教父」馬龍·白蘭度
1202
01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:35,125
像嗎？
1203
01:33:35,625 --> 01:33:36,833
像啊！
1204
01:33:37,333 --> 01:33:39,208
他也是坐輪椅的
1205
01:33:39,958 --> 01:33:41,208
他是中槍啊，大哥！
1206
01:33:41,208 --> 01:33:42,583
我是中風啊！
1207
01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:50,917
怎麼了？癢嗎？
1208
01:33:51,083 --> 01:33:51,792
是啊
1209
01:33:52,458 --> 01:33:53,208
我來
1210
01:33:54,583 --> 01:33:55,333
這裡？謝謝
1211
01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:56,917
高一點 這裡？
1212
01:33:59,708 --> 01:34:00,625
行嗎？
1213
01:34:00,625 --> 01:34:01,583
謝謝
1214
01:34:01,875 --> 01:34:03,458
再高一點
1215
01:34:04,583 --> 01:34:05,708
文哥
1216
01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:07,333
問你一件事，但你可不要生氣
1217
01:34:07,333 --> 01:34:09,083
我一直都很好奇
1218
01:34:09,458 --> 01:34:11,833
我剛聽說你的名字叫Hello文
1219
01:34:12,333 --> 01:34:15,708
就以為你是一個很容易相處的人
1220
01:34:15,708 --> 01:34:17,375
為什麼行家會叫你做Hello文呢？
1221
01:34:21,208 --> 01:34:22,208
繼續抓
1222
01:34:23,708 --> 01:34:26,250
他們覺得我討人厭
1223
01:34:26,250 --> 01:34:27,833
難相處
1224
01:34:28,583 --> 01:34:30,208
我真不明白
1225
01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:32,708
我怎麼可能討人厭呢？
1226
01:34:32,708 --> 01:34:34,375
這個我明白
1227
01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:38,250
不是…
1228
01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:41,833
為什麼用Hello來形容難相處呢？
1229
01:34:46,208 --> 01:34:48,833
就是把音讀歪一點的那個意思
1230
01:34:50,833 --> 01:34:52,083
Hello?
1231
01:34:55,333 --> 01:34:57,083
（嗨佬文）
1232
01:35:01,208 --> 01:35:02,583
你這傢伙
1233
01:35:06,583 --> 01:35:07,958
早晨啊！Hello！
1234
01:35:09,333 --> 01:35:10,458
別得寸進尺！
1235
01:35:15,708 --> 01:35:18,333
吳小姐，我替你安排了下個星期的預約
1236
01:35:18,333 --> 01:35:19,375
如果沒問題的話
1237
01:35:19,375 --> 01:35:21,000
同事會給你發確認簡訊
1238
01:35:21,375 --> 01:35:22,708
幫您按了去大堂的電梯了
1239
01:35:22,708 --> 01:35:23,458
下次再見
1240
01:35:29,125 --> 01:35:30,333
美玉，你沒事吧？
1241
01:35:32,208 --> 01:35:33,208
沒事
1242
01:35:33,208 --> 01:35:34,375
可能是血糖低
1243
01:35:35,083 --> 01:35:36,333
這陣子都是這樣
1244
01:35:36,333 --> 01:35:37,708
我扶你去那邊坐坐
1245
01:35:50,875 --> 01:35:51,750
買這麼多牛肉？
1246
01:35:51,750 --> 01:35:53,333
你平常都不愛吃
1247
01:35:54,083 --> 01:35:56,125
醫生說即便我不愛吃牛肉
1248
01:35:56,125 --> 01:35:57,708
也要多吃一點
1249
01:35:59,708 --> 01:36:00,833
為什麼去看醫生？
1250
01:36:00,833 --> 01:36:01,875
你怎麼了？
1251
01:36:04,583 --> 01:36:06,375
醫生說我懷孕三個月了
1252
01:36:19,625 --> 01:36:21,458
你是不是不想生小孩？
1253
01:36:35,708 --> 01:36:40,250
我們是不是應該認真考慮清楚呢？
1254
01:36:46,125 --> 01:36:47,583
我們在一起這麼多年
1255
01:36:48,083 --> 01:36:50,500
你說一紙婚書沒意義
1256
01:36:50,500 --> 01:36:51,833
我接受的
1257
01:36:52,708 --> 01:36:55,750
但我知道你想要一個家
1258
01:36:56,833 --> 01:36:58,583
現在上天給了我們這個機會
1259
01:36:58,583 --> 01:36:59,375
等了這麼多年
1260
01:36:59,375 --> 01:37:02,083
你不覺得可以讓我們的家更完整嗎？
1261
01:37:06,708 --> 01:37:10,250
是不是沒有小孩，就不算是完整的家呢？
1262
01:37:31,083 --> 01:37:33,625
這可能是我最後的機會了
1263
01:37:34,333 --> 01:37:35,958
我年紀不輕了
1264
01:37:36,875 --> 01:37:38,500
我也不年輕了
1265
01:37:38,958 --> 01:37:40,375
我現在五十多歲
1266
01:37:41,083 --> 01:37:42,583
到孩子成年時
1267
01:37:42,583 --> 01:37:44,375
我已七十多歲了
1268
01:37:44,375 --> 01:37:46,458
還剩多少時間陪他呢？
1269
01:37:47,083 --> 01:37:48,833
就當我們運氣好
1270
01:37:48,833 --> 01:37:50,208
能活到九十歲，好嗎？
1271
01:37:50,875 --> 01:37:52,708
那就代表他要浪費他一生中
1272
01:37:52,708 --> 01:37:56,125
最燦爛最美好的年華
1273
01:37:56,125 --> 01:37:58,958
來照顧我們兩個老傢伙
1274
01:37:58,958 --> 01:38:02,500
我們已經無法問過他想不想來到這個世界
1275
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:03,333
但他一出生
1276
01:38:03,333 --> 01:38:06,125
我們就把兩個大包袱塞給他
1277
01:38:06,750 --> 01:38:08,708
這樣對他公平嗎？
1278
01:38:08,708 --> 01:38:10,833
你的想法可以別這麼負面嗎？
1279
01:38:11,958 --> 01:38:13,708
我只是面對現實
1280
01:38:14,500 --> 01:38:16,125
人從出生那一刻開始
1281
01:38:16,125 --> 01:38:18,458
人生已經在倒數
1282
01:38:19,375 --> 01:38:23,833
我不想將來跟孩子的感情剛累積深厚
1283
01:38:23,833 --> 01:38:25,708
就要分開啊！
1284
01:38:26,583 --> 01:38:29,208
我更不想在要死的時候
1285
01:38:29,208 --> 01:38:31,958
看到他很傷心，那我也很傷心
1286
01:38:31,958 --> 01:38:33,708
或者佢不傷心
1287
01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:34,875
那我更傷心！
1288
01:38:36,250 --> 01:38:37,958
你不想當孩子的爸爸
1289
01:38:38,583 --> 01:38:39,708
隨便你！
1290
01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:42,458
我一定不會放棄這孩子的！
1291
01:39:06,083 --> 01:39:08,333
各位可以回靈堂了
1292
01:39:22,458 --> 01:39:23,833
文哥，起床了
1293
01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:28,625
文哥
1294
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:47,208
文哥
1295
01:39:59,708 --> 01:40:00,833
爸
1296
01:40:47,250 --> 01:41:02,042
老公，收祭品了！ 爸爸，收祭品了！
1297
01:41:03,500 --> 01:41:06,000
爸爸，收祭品了！
1298
01:41:36,083 --> 01:41:37,333
文哥留給你的
1299
01:41:58,333 --> 01:42:00,250
如果你有什麼需要
1300
01:42:00,250 --> 01:42:01,583
隨時找我
1301
01:42:16,083 --> 01:42:17,333
生哥
1302
01:42:17,333 --> 01:42:19,833
當你看到這封信的時候
1303
01:42:19,833 --> 01:42:21,458
我已經到站了
1304
01:42:21,458 --> 01:42:22,875
要先下車了
1305
01:42:24,625 --> 01:42:26,625
你說過很感激我
1306
01:42:26,625 --> 01:42:30,333
在你人生最絕望的時候給了你一條活路
1307
01:42:32,125 --> 01:42:33,750
但你知道嗎？
1308
01:42:33,750 --> 01:42:35,583
其實我也很感激你
1309
01:42:36,708 --> 01:42:39,958
因為你教會我，做殯儀這一行的意義
1310
01:42:40,458 --> 01:42:44,333
原來活人的感受才是最重要
1311
01:42:46,708 --> 01:42:48,083
我這輩子
1312
01:42:48,083 --> 01:42:50,500
只會做一個喃嘸師傅
1313
01:42:50,500 --> 01:42:52,583
卻不懂如何做一個父親
1314
01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:55,208
更不懂怎樣跟子女溝通
1315
01:42:55,958 --> 01:43:00,583
你是我見過惟一懂得超渡活人的殯儀經紀
1316
01:43:00,583 --> 01:43:04,208
所以我希望我的喪禮由你負責
1317
01:43:04,208 --> 01:43:06,500
幫我超渡我的兒女
1318
01:43:06,500 --> 01:43:08,333
讓他們可以釋懷
1319
01:43:13,083 --> 01:43:15,958
記得化妝時把我化得帥氣一點啊，大哥
1320
01:43:15,958 --> 01:43:17,583
我會盯著你的
1321
01:43:17,583 --> 01:43:19,083
你不要馬虎啊！
1322
01:43:19,708 --> 01:43:20,958
搭檔
1323
01:45:38,333 --> 01:45:39,208
好傢伙
1324
01:45:39,208 --> 01:45:40,833
真讓你猜中了
1325
01:45:45,458 --> 01:45:52,083
「今日天隔一方」
1326
01:46:01,583 --> 01:46:05,375
「難…」
1327
01:46:07,583 --> 01:46:09,875
「…見面」
1328
01:46:11,083 --> 01:46:12,583
謝謝你，文哥！
1329
01:47:08,875 --> 01:47:10,833
有客到！
1330
01:47:11,708 --> 01:47:13,958
來賓請留步！
1331
01:47:15,125 --> 01:47:16,750
一鞠躬！
1332
01:47:18,708 --> 01:47:20,333
再鞠躬！
1333
01:47:21,875 --> 01:47:23,333
三鞠躬！
1334
01:47:25,208 --> 01:47:27,333
家屬謝禮！
1335
01:47:29,708 --> 01:47:31,958
來賓請上前上香！
1336
01:47:35,333 --> 01:47:37,458
有沒有搞錯？！
1337
01:47:37,458 --> 01:47:38,875
怎麼可以丟下我？
1338
01:47:53,583 --> 01:47:54,958
老油條
1339
01:47:56,208 --> 01:47:57,458
喝茶吧！
1340
01:48:15,958 --> 01:48:17,625
明叔
1341
01:48:19,125 --> 01:48:20,333
今天
1342
01:48:20,833 --> 01:48:22,833
是幫你們爸爸辦事
1343
01:48:23,833 --> 01:48:26,333
你們兄妹倆不要再吵架！
1344
01:48:28,500 --> 01:48:29,875
知道了，明叔
1345
01:48:38,500 --> 01:48:40,083
明叔
1346
01:48:40,083 --> 01:48:41,708
你們有心了！
1347
01:48:41,708 --> 01:48:43,750
我代表文哥向你們道謝
1348
01:48:43,750 --> 01:48:46,333
待會道生會安排一切
1349
01:48:46,333 --> 01:48:47,333
明白的，明叔
1350
01:48:47,333 --> 01:48:48,958
這法事誰先誰後做也沒關係
1351
01:48:48,958 --> 01:48:50,250
我們不計較輩分
1352
01:48:50,250 --> 01:48:51,125
你說了算
1353
01:48:59,333 --> 01:49:02,458
很感謝大家今天來送別文哥
1354
01:49:02,458 --> 01:49:03,583
有心！
1355
01:49:04,125 --> 01:49:07,583
今天的喪禮由我來負責主持
1356
01:49:07,583 --> 01:49:12,083
我知道大家都很想為文哥獻上一份心意
1357
01:49:12,083 --> 01:49:14,583
但是今天的法事
1358
01:49:14,583 --> 01:49:16,625
將會由文哥的兒子
1359
01:49:16,625 --> 01:49:17,958
郭志斌
1360
01:49:17,958 --> 01:49:19,333
以及他的女兒…
1361
01:49:19,333 --> 01:49:21,500
郭文玥主持
1362
01:49:23,250 --> 01:49:25,958
讓一個女人來替文哥破地獄？
1363
01:49:25,958 --> 01:49:26,958
不是吧？
1364
01:49:26,958 --> 01:49:28,708
你這樣做等如是害文哥無法超升啊！
1365
01:49:28,708 --> 01:49:29,833
你瘋了嗎？
1366
01:49:29,833 --> 01:49:30,458
說得對！
1367
01:49:30,458 --> 01:49:31,583
女人汙穢
1368
01:49:31,583 --> 01:49:32,583
祖師爺不喜歡的！
1369
01:49:32,583 --> 01:49:33,458
怎麼能破地獄啊？
1370
01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:46,250
女人汙穢，祖師爺不喜歡
1371
01:49:46,250 --> 01:49:50,958
但是祖師爺不是一輩子都沒碰過女人吧？
1372
01:49:51,458 --> 01:49:54,708
祖師爺也曾結婚，也曾生兒育女
1373
01:49:55,583 --> 01:49:56,750
全哥
1374
01:49:56,750 --> 01:50:00,125
上星期我親眼看見你去了夜總會
1375
01:50:00,125 --> 01:50:02,458
但祖師爺看來也沒有很嫌棄你吧？
1376
01:50:02,833 --> 01:50:04,375
師傅有訓示過
1377
01:50:04,375 --> 01:50:06,583
女人陰氣重！有血汙！
1378
01:50:06,583 --> 01:50:08,542
會破祖師爺的法力！
1379
01:50:08,542 --> 01:50:10,833
但沒有說過我們做喃嘸師傅的
1380
01:50:10,833 --> 01:50:12,125
不可以碰女人
1381
01:50:12,375 --> 01:50:14,333
你不懂就別亂說！
1382
01:50:16,208 --> 01:50:18,583
有血汙！陰氣重！
1383
01:50:19,250 --> 01:50:21,958
但祖師爺也是由他母親生下來的吧？
1384
01:50:21,958 --> 01:50:24,000
那他不就是從最重血汙
1385
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:25,333
陰氣最重的地方出生嗎？
1386
01:50:25,333 --> 01:50:27,208
那祖師爺豈不是也很汙穢？
1387
01:50:35,750 --> 01:50:39,500
你們都言之鑿鑿說，女人沒有資格破地獄
1388
01:50:39,542 --> 01:50:44,042
那我請問在座有哪位曾經替先人破完地獄
1389
01:50:44,042 --> 01:50:46,875
先人有回來感謝你救了他？
1390
01:50:47,333 --> 01:50:48,333
強哥！
1391
01:50:48,333 --> 01:50:51,500
你那次破地獄時，剩了一塊瓦片沒打破
1392
01:50:51,500 --> 01:50:53,125
那位先人有沒有回來向你投訴？
1393
01:50:53,125 --> 01:50:54,208
說你辦事不力！
1394
01:50:54,208 --> 01:50:56,833
連累他現在還在地獄受苦？
1395
01:51:02,333 --> 01:51:05,583
大家需要這麼執著嗎？
1396
01:51:05,583 --> 01:51:10,125
這些只不過是傳統的儀式和禮儀而已
1397
01:51:10,125 --> 01:51:11,750
是我們的習俗
1398
01:51:11,750 --> 01:51:13,833
為求一份安心而已！
1399
01:51:16,833 --> 01:51:18,208
門外漢真是門外漢！
1400
01:51:18,583 --> 01:51:19,875
你又沒有傳承
1401
01:51:19,875 --> 01:51:20,875
你懂什麼？
1402
01:51:21,333 --> 01:51:23,000
當經紀還不夠格！
1403
01:51:24,708 --> 01:51:26,333
憑什麼在這裡指手劃腳？
1404
01:51:28,333 --> 01:51:29,208
強哥！
1405
01:51:30,750 --> 01:51:31,875
全哥！
1406
01:51:32,333 --> 01:51:33,250
泰哥！
1407
01:51:33,458 --> 01:51:34,167
各位
1408
01:51:34,167 --> 01:51:36,417
我真的不知道為什麼要跟你們爭論！
1409
01:51:36,583 --> 01:51:39,250
這是文哥的遺願！
1410
01:51:39,625 --> 01:51:42,792
是他決定讓自己的女兒替他破地獄的
1411
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:44,750
那我應該尊重文哥
1412
01:51:44,750 --> 01:51:45,750
還是尊重你們呢？
1413
01:51:51,833 --> 01:51:54,208
總之，今天
1414
01:51:54,208 --> 01:51:55,583
如果在座有哪位
1415
01:51:55,583 --> 01:51:58,250
是真心想留下來送文哥最後一程
1416
01:51:58,333 --> 01:51:59,750
我無任歡迎！
1417
01:51:59,750 --> 01:52:01,750
但如果你看不過眼
1418
01:52:01,750 --> 01:52:04,708
覺得氣憤難平的！那麻煩你們…
1419
01:52:04,708 --> 01:52:08,708
跟那些屬豬屬狗，屬蛇屬鼠的一樣
1420
01:52:08,833 --> 01:52:10,250
請迴避！
1421
01:52:12,958 --> 01:52:14,750
若你覺得真的接受不了
1422
01:52:14,750 --> 01:52:16,208
門口在那邊
1423
01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:18,583
好走！不送！
1424
01:52:19,458 --> 01:52:20,417
走！
1425
01:52:37,083 --> 01:52:39,375
這真是文哥的意思
1426
01:52:46,250 --> 01:52:47,208
斌哥
1427
01:53:27,208 --> 01:53:28,833
還記得怎麼做嗎？
1428
01:53:35,833 --> 01:53:37,125
哥帶領你！
1429
01:54:06,333 --> 01:54:07,208
走！
1430
01:54:09,500 --> 01:54:10,333
到位！
1431
01:54:14,708 --> 01:54:16,375
東方風雷開
1432
01:54:17,083 --> 01:54:18,625
慈尊下寶台
1433
01:54:19,583 --> 01:54:20,833
破獄救道
1434
01:54:21,583 --> 01:54:22,375
郭文正魂
1435
01:54:22,375 --> 01:54:23,000
轉身！
1436
01:54:23,750 --> 01:54:25,000
速離地府
1437
01:54:25,958 --> 01:54:27,333
早登仙界！
1438
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:30,125
玥
1439
01:54:31,208 --> 01:54:33,500
從小到大
1440
01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:37,333
你常常聽我說女人很汙穢
1441
01:54:37,333 --> 01:54:39,958
祖師爺不喜歡
1442
01:54:39,958 --> 01:54:43,708
其實我從來沒有深究這是什麼意思
1443
01:54:44,583 --> 01:54:47,375
總之我爸這樣教我
1444
01:54:47,375 --> 01:54:49,458
我就跟著如是說
1445
01:54:51,250 --> 01:54:53,083
我沒有想過
1446
01:54:53,083 --> 01:54:57,208
這些說話原來一直都在傷害你
1447
01:54:59,708 --> 01:55:02,458
當我看到你被人掌摑
1448
01:55:02,458 --> 01:55:04,958
我當時並沒有覺得你讓我丟臉
1449
01:55:04,958 --> 01:55:06,625
而是覺得…
1450
01:55:06,625 --> 01:55:08,125
我這個當父親的…
1451
01:55:08,125 --> 01:55:10,500
竟然沒有辦法保護自己的女兒
1452
01:55:11,917 --> 01:55:14,958
你可能會覺得我生你的氣
1453
01:55:14,958 --> 01:55:17,583
或者覺得我不愛你
1454
01:55:18,500 --> 01:55:20,750
但我希望你知道
1455
01:55:20,750 --> 01:55:22,625
你名字中的「玥」字
1456
01:55:23,208 --> 01:55:26,833
其實是珍寶的意思
1457
01:55:26,833 --> 01:55:28,333
「文玥」這名字
1458
01:55:28,333 --> 01:55:31,750
是代表我（阿文）的珍寶
1459
01:55:34,208 --> 01:55:36,708
爸爸從來也沒生你的氣
1460
01:55:38,083 --> 01:55:40,083
亦不是不愛你
1461
01:55:40,625 --> 01:55:42,583
請你原諒我！
1462
01:55:43,250 --> 01:55:46,875
我並不是一個懂得說「我愛你」的父親
1463
01:55:47,708 --> 01:55:49,708
答應我！
1464
01:55:49,708 --> 01:55:53,083
你要學會把自己當成珍寶
1465
01:55:53,083 --> 01:55:54,875
要珍惜自己
1466
01:55:55,583 --> 01:55:57,208
知道嗎？
1467
01:56:07,375 --> 01:56:08,083
走！
1468
01:56:27,875 --> 01:56:29,208
文玥！叫爸爸！
1469
01:56:31,208 --> 01:56:32,375
爸！
1470
01:56:47,083 --> 01:56:48,458
帶爸爸走吧
1471
01:57:10,083 --> 01:57:11,125
爸！
1472
01:57:12,833 --> 01:57:13,833
跟著我！
1473
01:58:43,750 --> 01:58:44,833
妹
1474
01:58:57,833 --> 01:58:58,958
辛苦了
1475
01:59:11,833 --> 01:59:12,875
對不起
1476
02:00:20,625 --> 02:00:21,750
其實…
1477
02:00:21,750 --> 02:00:25,875
能來到這個地球，成為一個人
1478
02:00:25,875 --> 02:00:28,833
本來就很難得，很不容易
1479
02:00:31,125 --> 02:00:34,583
所以就算我們生命一直是在倒數
1480
02:00:34,583 --> 02:00:37,333
就算早晚都要道別
1481
02:00:37,333 --> 02:00:39,500
我們都不應該害怕
1482
02:00:39,500 --> 02:00:41,333
因為我們已經賺了
1483
02:00:45,125 --> 02:00:46,750
人海茫茫
1484
02:00:46,750 --> 02:00:49,083
我們能夠在同一班車上遇上
1485
02:00:49,083 --> 02:00:50,875
實在很不容易
1486
02:00:52,208 --> 02:00:55,958
與其擔心自己什麼時候要下車
1487
02:00:55,958 --> 02:00:57,875
倒不如好好享受這趟旅程
1488
02:00:58,833 --> 02:01:00,458
看一下沿途的風景
1489
02:01:00,458 --> 02:01:02,708
好好跟身邊那位聊聊天
1490
02:01:02,708 --> 02:01:05,500
那才不枉此行
1491
02:02:22,625 --> 02:02:25,583
輪迴塵間的人
1492
02:02:25,625 --> 02:02:28,583
揮之不能
1493
02:02:28,625 --> 02:02:34,708
徘徊來生的往生…
1494
02:02:40,000 --> 02:02:44,958
蒼天慷慨的一盞五路燈
1495
02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:50,208
給傷痛引渡超脫往來生又再等
1496
02:02:50,250 --> 02:02:54,083
分岔的走馬路返看人生
1497
02:02:54,125 --> 02:02:57,500
大概超出命運
1498
02:03:00,292 --> 02:03:05,083
多少的往事終給抱憾淹浸
1499
02:03:05,125 --> 02:03:08,708
將灑脫在心內幽禁
1500
02:03:08,750 --> 02:03:15,083
留在這悸動月台共振
1501
02:03:15,125 --> 02:03:17,958
輪迴塵間的人
1502
02:03:18,000 --> 02:03:20,750
揮之不能
1503
02:03:20,792 --> 02:03:25,583
徘徊來生的往生
1504
02:03:26,375 --> 02:03:29,208
還未斷的根
1505
02:03:29,250 --> 02:03:31,708
求誰來悲憫
1506
02:03:31,750 --> 02:03:36,458
仍頑固埋首往後行
1507
02:03:48,625 --> 02:03:53,750
滄桑的聲線哼起了南音
1508
02:03:53,792 --> 02:03:58,708
響起牽掛種種世事餘韻 未結束
1509
02:03:58,750 --> 02:04:06,208
翩翩起了一支最後沒明日的舞
1510
02:04:06,250 --> 02:04:08,958
輪迴塵間的人
1511
02:04:09,000 --> 02:04:11,583
揮之不能
1512
02:04:11,625 --> 02:04:16,958
徘徊來生的往生
1513
02:04:17,000 --> 02:04:19,833
還未斷的根
1514
02:04:19,875 --> 02:04:22,125
求誰來悲憫
1515
02:04:22,167 --> 02:04:25,542
仍為抹不開的世塵傷感
1516
02:04:25,542 --> 02:04:27,875
（前塵未過 怎生）
1517
02:04:28,042 --> 02:04:33,458
輪迴塵間的人 今生可能
1518
02:04:33,500 --> 02:04:38,833
渡化纏繞的半生
1519
02:04:38,875 --> 02:04:44,250
隨落葉生根 毋用來悲忿
1520
02:04:44,292 --> 02:04:53,458
回望在多少遺憾中普渡的眾生
1521
02:04:53,500 --> 02:04:59,625
才覺已得到福蔭
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