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(Phone Vibrating)
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(Phone Ringing)
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Hello?
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Why don't you just tell
me what's happened?
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Oh, Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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I don't know.
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(wailing)
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(Princess Susannah)
Don't kill me.
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Please don't kill me.
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(man)
Read the statement.
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Yes. All right.
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On this screen?
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(man) That is correct.
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I am Susannah,
Duchess of Beaumont.
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Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.
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I am in a place
you cannot find,
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held by one you will not trace.
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Prime Minister
Michael Callow,
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Prime Minister Michael
Callow, my...my life...
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my life depends on you.
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If you do not do
precisely as instructed...
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...by four pm this
afternoon, I will be......
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...I will be executed.
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What are you doing?
Keep it going.
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Prime Minister,
at this point I think it's
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important to say that we
are 100% certain that this
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is indeed Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
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shortly after midnight,
returning from the wedding
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of a college
friend of hers.
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She'd insisted
on going.
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But you had
security on her?
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Two PPOs,
still unconscious,
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heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture
wound,
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no sign of struggle.
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What do they want?
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Money?
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Release of Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced
both the video and the
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demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next.
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It concerns
you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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(Princess Susannah)
There is only one demand,
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and it is a simple one.
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At four pm this afternoon,
Prime Minister Michael Callow
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must appear on live
British television
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on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and...no...
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(sobbing)
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... on all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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I don't understand!
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(Julian) The video ends
with a series of technical
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specifications
for the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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This is a joke? Right?
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Ha-ha, Mike. Ho-ho.
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to
have sex with a pig.
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Live, on television
this afternoon.
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But what...
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Who?
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We're checking with
our embedded operatives,
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compiling a list
of suspects as we speak.
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Meanwhile, the
demand has been made,
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and there's not long to
formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig.
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Page one,
that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established
a dialogue with this...
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We can't, there's
no e-mail address,
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no codeword, no
channels for negotiation.
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Okay, so we'll focus
on finding Susannah.
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Hmm? We get her back.
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And however it's done,
I don't care.
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We stop this now.
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I assure you, everyone's
working towards this.
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Yes...no, not everyone,
a dedicated core team,
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this can't go wide,
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and keep it so far
from the press
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it's on the other
side of Jupiter.
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This only
exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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Well if there are hacks
sniffing around,
shut them down.
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Bright red D notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla
injunction
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with ten-inch
Whitehall fangs.
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an encrypted
IP over an hour ago.
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Well get it off there!
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We did, after nine
minutes,
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but that was long enough
for it to be downloaded,
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duplicated and spread.
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Spread?
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How many people
have seen this?
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We take down one, six clones
immediately pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000, that's
our current estimate.
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The news rooms
have got it.
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They're running
this on air?
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No, no, we put a type
5D notice out immediately.
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And they're complying.
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For now, it's
trending on Twitter.
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Oh for...
fucking Internet.
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So what now?
What's the play book?
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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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(woman) Princess Susannah's
been kidnapped.
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You scared the
shit out of me.
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And there's a
YouTube of it...
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Oh, go to work.
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(Princess Susannah)
...and have full unsimulated
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sexual intercourse
with a pig...
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No way. It's a piss take,
man, look at it!
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I don't understand!
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Why's it not on the news.
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(woman) ...Carlton Bloom's
controversial agitation
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exhibition at the Tate Modern
closes three weeks ahead of
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schedule amid criticism...
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So how do we even describe it?
"An indecent act."
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Everyone's seen the video.
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They already know
the full details.
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If we mention
bestiality pre-watershed,
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Ofcom would be
seriously pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom.
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We're still
observing the D notice.
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But surely we're
going to do something...
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We're honouring
the D notice.
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The voluntary D notice.
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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture,
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but we are making it,
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a woman's life is at stake here,
we follow procedure.
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My time line consists
100 per cent of viewers asking
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why we're not
covering it.
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How do I reply?
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You don't.
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That is
totally backwards.
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No-one else has broken rank,
not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
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I hear Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive.
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(Laughter)
That may be, but...
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(woman) It's like
9/11's happening
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and we're broadcasting
sandwich recipes.
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Martin We're not a chat room.
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It's on CNN. And Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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Yeah, all right.
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Oh, God, this planet.
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Okay, Sarah, cover the snatch
itself, Damon public reaction,
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Mira, the royal angle, upcoming
marriage etc.
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Simon, set tone with standards
and practices.
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we need to explain
this without viewers
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sicking up
their Weetabix.
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Lorcan, the Internet aspect, new
paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring,
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all that bibble.
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Dan, all graphics run past me,
keep it functional,
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no pepper pigs.
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Malaika, update the
Princess obit VT.
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The obit VT?
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Hm, first an awkward phone call,
the least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D notice on it.
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(Martin) It's gone global, Tom.
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Don't.
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(Martin) I can't do anything...
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- I'm begging you.
- You're begging me?
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Don't run it, Martin.
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Look I'm sorry,
I can't help you.
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You know how much help
you're getting from here on in?
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Multiplying nothing by shit
all, UKN is dead to us.
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Shove it up your ass,
you fucking...
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Interesting?
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A man.
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A man?
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A man.
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Tom. So you're
across it,
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I'm exploring contingency plans.
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I briefed Callett.
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Ah, Mr Callett,
Noel from Blue Eye.
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Noel won an Emmy
for his effects work
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on that HBO moon
Western thing.
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Sea of Tranquillity.
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Yeah, yeah, you
won't find better.
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Can you map a head
onto a different body, live?
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It depends if
your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies
a single hand held camera
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in a constant roving motion.
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Hm, yeah, Gonzo style,
he knows his shit.
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That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted
in four." What does...
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Just focus on the visuals,
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different face mapped
onto a live performer.
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According to
those stipulations.
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Fringe is a possibility...
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Deadline's at four, we need
to know if it's workable by two.
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our Embeds have ruled
out the major players.
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It's not AQ, not IRA, this
is what's left,
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radicals, hate groups,
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people who threaten yourself
or the royals.
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They're being pulled in
even as we speak.
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And more than
questioning I hope.
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Somebody knows something.
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(news reader) If we all
do it more
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then there'll be less waste
overall
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lying around whenever
the bin men...
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Is it still
not on the telly?
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Nothing,
must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out.
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Oh! Heads up.
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Some major breaking
news here now on UKN,
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in the last few minutes
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it's been confirmed that
Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont,
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has been kidnapped.
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A video uploaded anonymously
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to the Internet, appears
to depict the princess
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pleading for her life.
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The video also contains
a bizarre ransom demand
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of a personal nature
involving the Prime Minister.
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This is followed by a
detailed list of instructions
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relating to the
enactment of this demand.
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As police round up
potential suspects...
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Good morning.
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...this UKN news viewer video
shows armed officers
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raiding an address in Bradford,
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a man thought to be connected
with a religious pressure group
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can be seen being
dragged to a waiting van.
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Details regarding the...
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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Fuck's sake, man.
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Just saying.
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They'll be asking for
a million quid or something.
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They want him to do it
with a pig.
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Telegraph has the whole video
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and an interactive time line,
Tonilee Stark,
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brief mention of
the ransom being a sex act,
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nothing too gross.
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The Sun runs with "Taken,
Big Brother Susannah" the...
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Of course I still want
that drink.
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(Malaika) Well then
give me something.
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It's not...
that won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink, very
friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time.
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(disconnects)
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(photo click)
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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog,
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and a short think piece on the
historical symbolism of the pig.
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(phone beep)
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(Newsreader) ...4pm deadline
now only five hours away,
263
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UKN's Damon Brown analyses the
public reaction to the crisis.
264
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,600
(Damon) It's a day
like no other.
265
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,360
The kidnapped video has now
been watched
266
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,960
by over 18 million
people.
267
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,960
The social networking sites
are abuzz
268
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with an estimated
10,000 tweets per minute.
269
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So while we wait
for Downing Street
270
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to make a formal response,
271
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,160
there's no doubt that the
nation is voicing its opinion.
272
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,200
I don't think
anyone should concede to
273
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,880
any sort of humiliation
under that kind of threat.
274
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,080
I couldn't bare to
see that and watch that.
275
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,760
I won't personally be
tuning in,
276
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,440
I mean just thinking
about it, it's horrible.
277
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,960
(woman) That's disgusting,
278
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,480
it is disgusting
if you think about it.
279
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,120
(man) It's going to be
disgusting,
280
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,960
but after that,
he's going to be a hero.
281
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,000
(woman) People abroad
will look at him
282
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,840
like he is totally insane, and
maybe take his position away.
283
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,760
(woman) It would be absolutely
hilarious to see that on TV.
284
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,640
(man) Nothing too abnormal
for Prime Ministers and MPs,
285
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,160
they're all deviant,
sexual deviants,
286
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,080
all MPs and
Prime Ministers.
287
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:23,160
We've been squeezing hard,
but still nothing concrete.
288
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,040
It is my house,
you cannot stop me
289
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,280
while you're standing
in my doorway.
290
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,560
You are touching my
door handle.
291
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,560
Can I have a word?
292
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,960
It won't come to that.
293
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,760
And if they don't find her?
294
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,480
Mi5 have got a name. They're
surrounding the place now.
295
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,600
Where?
296
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,760
What?
297
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,840
Where's the place?
298
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,640
- Truro.
- Why are you lying?
299
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,720
What?
300
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,840
You're lying.
Truro? Jesus.
301
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,400
I don't want
you worrying.
302
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,040
You never patronise
me, don't start now.
303
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,960
Whoever this is,
is insane.
304
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,480
And has a Princess.
305
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,040
Who'll get through this.
306
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,600
Not just any princess,
The Princess, Princess bloody
307
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:09,600
Facebook, bloody eco-conscious,
national sweetheart.
308
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,080
I won't have
to do anything.
309
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,720
Everyone's
laughing at us.
310
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,840
You don't know that.
311
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,240
I know people.
312
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,080
We love humiliation,
we can't not laugh.
313
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,520
Nothing is
going to happen.
314
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,560
It's already
happening in their heads.
315
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,080
In their heads,
that's what you're doing,
316
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,960
what my husband is doing.
317
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,960
Just...
318
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,600
Please?
319
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,680
Jane.
320
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,800
I love you.
321
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,880
(Knock At Door)
322
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,520
What?
323
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,360
The palace on the phone, sir.
324
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,480
Get Alex to stall
them for a minute.
325
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,400
She's already been speaking
to her for ten minutes.
326
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,240
Her?
327
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,440
It's the queen herself.
328
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,720
Go on.
329
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,760
As the four pm deadline draws
nearer and the world holds
330
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,000
its breath waiting to discover
whether Princess Susannah...
331
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,560
Would they
use a female pig?
332
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,960
It's on the list.
333
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,520
They list the rules
at the end of the video,
334
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,560
it specifies camera
angles and things.
335
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,640
Like Dogme 95.
336
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,280
It's not like Dogme 95.
337
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,280
Exactly like it.
338
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,520
What's Dogme 95?
339
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,160
Cinematic movement.
340
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,280
Lars Von Trier.
341
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,000
Oh.
342
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,040
List of rules for the
director, no background music,
343
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,960
only natural light and so on.
For authenticity.
344
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,440
Same as these rules, so
they can't cheat it,
345
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,200
intercut another guy's
arse pumping away.
346
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,280
I mean I can't think
of anything remotely like this.
347
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,400
it's an entirely new
form of terrorism,
348
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,920
the point of which...
349
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,560
If it's terrorism,
it's not Islamist in nature
350
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,440
to request a pig.
It's specifically abhorrent...
351
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,440
Well that's exactly the
point, to make love to a pig.
352
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,480
Make love?
353
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,920
Steer them away from
the grisly details.
354
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,720
But we can't
discount anything...
355
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,240
Let's not dwell on
any of the details.
356
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,560
this is already a huge national
talking point.
357
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,800
isn't this precisely what
whoever is behind this
358
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,120
is looking for?
359
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,040
(Alex) How's her
majesty taking it?
360
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,160
I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back.
361
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,320
That's what she said.
362
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,080
And we are.
363
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,840
It wasn't a collective you,
it was a singular you, i.e. me.
364
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,320
Sir, we may have something.
365
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,680
Jamie's been
tracing the video's origin.
366
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,080
I thought it was untraceable.
367
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,880
Technically yes,
but so I thought,
368
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,440
work with what we
do know, and that video?
369
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,800
Okay, before YouTube
compression it was 57.3 meg...
370
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,600
...algorithm, boring.
371
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,080
Anyway, we also know
it was uploaded at 3:16am,
372
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,920
so I ran a nationwide
trace back on uninterrupted
373
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,520
one way uploads at precisely
57.3 meg in the minutes
374
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,000
leading up to 3:16,
375
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,600
and the closest I can get
is a post code.
376
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,120
But it came
from somewhere in there.
377
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,800
Looks like a campus.
378
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,040
(Jamie) Yep, closed 2010
and it's been empty since.
379
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,360
And the latest i-sat
on this image on this area?
380
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,560
(Jamie) Three am flyover
shot from last night.
381
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,880
Looks like
it had lights on.
382
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,760
We've got him.
383
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,600
We've got him.
384
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,040
Alert the local
team, we'll head out now,
385
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,600
full squad, I'll man it.
386
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,120
With helmet cam relay.
We can watch the operation.
387
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,120
Press office, okay Tom?
388
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,840
Yes!
389
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,040
Right, confident?
390
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,480
It's a bit of a kick
bollocks scramble
391
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,080
but with finessing,
it should be okay.
392
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,400
Well, finesse quickly,
our performer's on his way.
393
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,920
It's a new one for me,
obviously, because it's illegal.
394
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,560
I wouldn't
normally, you know.
395
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,760
Have you seen any of my films?
396
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,400
No.
397
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,800
Well I'm pretty trad, bish,
bash, bosh, in and out.
398
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,400
Yep, well what'd I put
on the invoice?
399
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,640
That's what I'm wondering?
400
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,800
There won't be
any invoicing.
401
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,080
Oi, oi, Rod.
402
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,680
Oi, oi. Saveloy...
all right...
403
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,040
You need to prep two statements
on the rescue operation,
404
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,160
good outcome,
bad outcome.
405
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,520
The rescue operation?
406
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,560
The goon squad's heading
for some postcode
407
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,880
in Buckinghamshire.
408
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,040
HP8 4TD,
it's a college or something.
409
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,720
They should be there by now.
410
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,440
(keypad beeping)
411
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,360
(cell beep)
412
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,680
(zipper,
camera click)
413
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,320
(cell beep)
414
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,520
Yeah, reduce the luminance
of the chroma key...
415
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,040
Agent Callett,
this is Mr. Flynn.
416
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,160
Aka Rod Senseless.
417
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,320
Stage name.
418
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,760
Yeah, well.
419
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,040
You need to get into this.
420
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,800
Is there a dressing
room I can use?
421
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,240
No.
422
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,960
Where's my co-star?
423
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,720
It'd be rude not to give her
a bit of a kiss beforehand.
424
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,720
Outside, in the truck.
425
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,080
Full of joie de vivre,
isn't he?
426
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,080
You also need to wear this.
427
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,960
On your head.
428
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,880
(Walker) Board's been prized
away, that's where they got in.
429
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,240
Okay.
430
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,440
Target identified.
431
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,080
- Commissioner.
- Thank you.
432
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,440
Saw Team Red, it's probably
a possible entry point.
433
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,280
Any orders, boss?
434
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,520
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions
before you proceed.
435
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,920
(newsreader) With the 4pm
deadline only three hours away,
436
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,200
time is running out
for the prime minister.
437
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,360
So how did the kidnapper
get close to the princess
438
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:47,440
who was making an unscheduled
visit to her friend's wedding?
439
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,240
Have they gone in yet?
440
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,880
Do you think
I'd be here if they had?
441
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,880
I've got statements
for either outcome.
442
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,720
Listen, the coverage
is very sympathetic.
443
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,800
I can't think
about coverage now.
444
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,200
No, of course.
445
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,400
But it's onside?
446
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,840
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
447
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,200
Every poll indicates
public understanding.
448
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,640
disgust with the captor,
449
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,200
outraged at the whole
thing, but not at you.
450
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,280
The fact is,
if Walker's team fuck up,
451
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,440
I'm not saying they will,
but if they do,
452
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,840
the public anticipates
non-compliance.
453
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,840
There'll be squawks
from the usuals,
454
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:42,080
but it's not England expects.
455
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,480
If he kills her, there's
no blood on your hands.
456
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,120
Bottom line.
457
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,400
With just hours to go
before the deadline,
458
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,640
time is running out
for the security services.
459
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,200
Joining us is actress
Lydia Galway, who attended...
460
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,240
(Martin) Thought this story
was coming from IB7.
461
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,360
(woman) It is, but we trimmed
the edit so it's coming direct.
462
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,320
Where do I know
Twinkle Toes from?
463
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,240
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
464
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,320
This came for you,
left at reception.
465
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,480
Thanks, Jack.
466
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,440
Courier dropped it off.
467
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,080
(woman) 20 seconds
on the end, thanks.
468
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,920
Plug this in.
469
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,440
- Oh, Jesus!
- (gasps all around)
470
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,640
Shit.
471
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,000
Jesus.
472
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,680
Jack, call the police.
473
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,360
- (Jack) What me?
- (Martin) Please take it.
474
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,720
(woman) Get someone
to shoot that first.
475
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,240
(Martin) What the fuck is this?
476
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,560
(woman) "I gave you rules,
I said no cheating."
477
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,960
(Susanna screams)
478
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,160
(Martin) Ooh, urgh.
479
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,600
Some more breaking news
now, and a severed finger
480
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,160
thought to belong to
Princess Susannah,
481
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,480
has been delivered to UKN,
482
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,360
along with a video, apparently
showing the kidnapper
483
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,920
removing it from the Princess.
484
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,800
UKN News has passed all
material to Scotland Yard.
485
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,520
Fucking hell.
486
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,040
Oh, God, I can't watch this.
487
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,960
He's got to do what they want.
488
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,840
Yes, he fucking has.
489
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,720
(newsreader) ...accompanied by
a memory stick which contained
490
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,120
a statement accusing Downing
Street of attempting to break
491
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,480
rules laid down in
the demands.
492
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,200
Well, this grim development
493
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,800
comes just hours before the
4pm deadline out...
494
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,120
(mutes TV)
495
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,560
Jesus.
496
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,720
Unless I'm mistaken,
497
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,560
our mystery man specified no
visual trickery
498
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,560
in his original demand
didn't he?
499
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,400
I considered it nec...
500
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,040
Considered it necessary.
501
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,440
- ...to devise...
- Fucking hell!
502
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,200
Oi!
503
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,120
- Mike?
- Don't.
504
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,800
It's nor...
505
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,440
One word and I swear I
will fucking...I'll get...
506
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,160
What did you do, Alex?
507
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,440
I had a back up plan.
508
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,840
Man prepared to do it,
and an FX company
509
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,480
that'd paint your head
onto his shoulders.
510
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,000
And you actually
thought that would work?
511
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,440
I believed it worth considering.
512
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,800
Then you're a stupid bitch.
513
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,640
With your interests at heart.
514
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,240
Who knew about this?
515
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:41,280
A select few, it seems some
idiot at the studios
516
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,560
recognised our designated
performer, tweeted a photo,
517
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,320
and the online hive mind
did the maths.
518
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,200
It's not playing well.
519
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,680
With who?
520
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,200
With er...with anyone.
521
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,880
(man) A few hours ago,
522
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,640
public opinion was behind
Prime Minister Callow
523
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,440
with only 28 percent
of the public believing
524
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,880
he should fulfil the
bizarre and illegal request.
525
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,880
But in the wake of these images
526
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,080
and with the delivery of the
Princess's severed finger
to UKN,
527
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,680
the mood is shifting.
528
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,120
(woman) It'll be humiliating,
529
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,960
but nothing compared
to her suffering.
530
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,640
(man) With the appearance
of the finger,
531
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,280
he's just got to do it.
532
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,360
(man 2) He has to do it,
what's the alternative?
533
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,040
(man 3) We can easily
get another Prime Minister,
534
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,560
but we can't live
without a princess.
535
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,200
Of course he
should do it.
536
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,840
Well, if he doesn't
get her released,
537
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,480
you know, he's finished
isn't he?
538
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,800
(reporter) Online polls
suggest that 86 percent
539
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,040
of voters now believe
the demand should be met.
540
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,280
Damon Brown, UK.
541
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,160
When are Walker's team
hitting the college.
542
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,760
They need time to assess...
543
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,440
It's almost half two,
no more pissing around.
544
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,960
Julia's advising against it.
545
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,360
And I'm advising
for, they go in now.
546
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,800
They go in now.
547
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,440
(dials phone)
548
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,160
(phone rings)
549
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,000
Where's my obit VT?
550
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,440
What would you say if I told
you I was standing near the
551
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,200
building where
Susannah's being held.
552
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,640
I'd say bullshit.
553
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,080
Then you'd be wrong.
554
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,480
Have you got
a crew with you?
555
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,880
No, I'm not stupid.
556
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,320
Malaika? Hello?
557
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,360
(Malaika) Are you getting this?
558
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,760
Yeah, we are.
559
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,720
Stay back, don't put
yourself in any danger.
560
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,560
(Malaika) Still getting this?
561
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,800
Yeah, yeah, we are, just
stay safe Malaika, be careful.
562
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,880
If this doesn't work...
563
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,560
We need to...
564
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,880
God.
565
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,080
(Shouting)
566
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,760
(Soldier)
Lie down on the floor.
567
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,080
Go!
568
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,360
Stand where you are!
569
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,720
Fuck.
570
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,920
It's a decoy, they must have
bounced the upload from here
571
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,960
with the proxy. They could
be anywhere. I'm sorry.
572
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,200
(Martin) Oh, Jesus.
573
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,880
They're
looking right at her.
574
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,360
No, they can't see her,
there's this screen here.
575
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,600
(woman) Malaika,
make sure they can't...
576
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:19,920
Lay down!
(Shouting)
577
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,680
Run, Malaika, run!
578
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,400
(Martin) Get out
of there, come on!
579
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,680
(soldier) Stay where you are!
580
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,000
(shouting)
581
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,840
(Gunfire)
582
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,480
Is it him?
Have we got him?
583
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,440
Jack!
Where the fuck is Jack?
584
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,280
(Malaika groaning)
585
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,400
(Soldier) Down, down.
586
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:57,080
UKN, that's Malaika something
or other, she's from UKN.
587
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,240
- You're press?
- Yes.
588
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,280
(gun shot)
589
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,440
Ah...ah...
590
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,480
There goes your RTS award.
591
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,520
There must be something.
592
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,880
There's nothing there, Mike.
593
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,080
There'll be a clue,
some evidence.
594
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,520
We've done all we can.
595
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,320
You sent in a strike
team to rescue a manikin.
596
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,280
I'm sorry, Michael.
597
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,800
Oh, fuck off, Julian.
598
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920
Michael, it's twenty past
three, we're out of time.
599
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,320
We're not out of time.
600
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,600
We're not out of time.
601
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,400
Oh...
602
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:35,920
It's not going to happen.
603
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:36,920
To the public...
604
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,480
Fuck the public.
605
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,280
To the public this would
be one man of, to be blunt,
606
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,320
questionable popularity,
putting personal embarrassment
607
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,520
over the life of a young girl.
608
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,840
He won't even
release her anyway,
609
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,520
she's probably already dead.
610
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,200
And if she isn't he'll kill
her and upload the video.
611
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:54,600
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
612
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,320
The mood will border on
insurrection,
613
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,720
and you will be destroyed,
I guarantee you.
614
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,600
Utterly destroyed.
615
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,720
The polling
bears that out.
616
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,840
You won't just be a
disgraced politician,
617
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,600
you'll be a despised individual.
618
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,960
The public, the Palace, and the
party insist on compliance.
619
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,360
Fuck the party.
620
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,480
Refuse, and I've been
advised that we cannot
621
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,360
guarantee your physical safety.
622
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,640
Or that of your family.
623
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,840
But...
624
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,880
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
625
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,960
I can't.
626
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,080
I'm sorry Michael,
it's out of your hands.
627
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,080
Let's take you live now to
the scene in Central London.
628
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,040
As we see, the Prime Minister's
car travelling across London...
629
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,400
He's going to do it.
630
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,680
The world's bloody broken.
631
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,080
...now appears to be heading
west to Bankside Studios.
632
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,880
(dials phone)
633
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,520
(phone rings)
634
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,480
(hangs up)
635
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,560
(Alex)
We've ratified the law,
636
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,880
after midnight it'll be a
criminal offence
637
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,160
to store any recording
or still images of the event.
638
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,280
They're doing an announcement
beforehand
639
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,880
to warn people off
even watching,
640
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,320
some sort of sonic tone
that causes nausea.
641
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,000
(newsreader) Of course, this
comes at a time when opinion
642
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,600
has very much hardened...
643
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,840
(newsreader) As the 4pm
deadline approaches,
644
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,680
the whole nation is at a
standstill
645
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,600
watching this extraordinary
situation play out.
646
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,080
And just to remind you,
647
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,080
this is now a story
of global significance.
648
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,080
(Tom) "Michael Callow has
displayed incredible bravery
649
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,840
in what was literally a matter
of life or death."
650
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,400
That's how it opens,
651
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,080
and then I think we
should move onto...okay, yep.
652
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,200
(Alex) Everything prepared?
653
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,640
(Mr Callett) Yes, ma'am.
654
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,080
- It's sedated?
- Injection, it's docile.
655
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,200
(Alex) It's time to go in now.
656
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,280
...an unprecedented nature.
657
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,880
(announcer) This is an
official announcement.
658
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,720
In a few minutes,
the Prime Minister
659
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,440
will perform an indecent
act on your screens.
660
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,360
(cheers)
661
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,080
This is in accordance with the
kidnapper's demand in the hope
662
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,560
that it will ensure the safe
release of Princess Susannah.
663
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,080
Recording or possessing
a copy of this broadcast
664
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,200
will become illegal
at midnight.
665
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,760
All viewers are advised
666
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,920
to turn off their
televisions immediately.
667
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,800
The broadcast will commence
after the following tone.
668
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,760
(High Pitched Tone)
669
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,320
We're complying with
all the stipulated rules,
670
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,360
so you'll have
to keep going.
671
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,320
You'll have to see it
through to the end.
672
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,960
We've placed visual aids in your
eye line
673
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:23,960
which might help if you...
get into trouble.
674
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,160
A suggestion we're getting
from psychologists is
675
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,760
that you should take
as long as you need.
676
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,760
To rush might be misinterpreted
as eagerness or even enjoyment.
677
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,360
It's just a skeleton
crew inside.
678
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,720
Closed set.
679
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,800
(Pig Snorting)
680
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,120
(Man) He might do it anyway!
There he is...
681
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,280
(cheers)
682
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:53,880
I trust this will bring
about the safe return
683
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,560
of Princess Susannah.
684
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,080
I...
685
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,720
I love my wife.
686
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,840
Aah.
687
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,520
May God forgive me.
688
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,040
(laughing)
689
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,840
(Man) Urgh.
690
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,080
(no audible dialogue)
691
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,640
Jesus.
692
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,040
Poor bastard.
693
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,000
No.
694
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,560
But it's been on
for nearly an hour.
695
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,560
It's history, this.
696
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,000
(vomiting)
697
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,960
(phone rings)
698
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,040
(Walker) She's back, ma'am.
We've got her, Susannah.
699
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,840
They released her?
700
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,160
Yeah, stumbling about in the
middle of the city, sedated,
701
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,440
she can't remember anything,
but she's unharmed.
702
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,720
But her finger?
703
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,840
Not hers, the
DNA shows it's male.
704
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,480
What?
705
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,040
There is one other thing
ma'am, there's a CCTV grab
706
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,400
of her from half three,
it seems he let her go
707
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,520
30 minutes before it happened.
708
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,880
Why?
709
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,240
My guess, he
knew everyone would be
710
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,640
elsewhere, watching screens.
711
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,960
So it's a statement.
712
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,520
Ma'am?
713
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,800
That's what this was all
about, about making a point.
714
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,800
Should we...
715
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,840
Lose that page of the report.
716
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,080
No-one sees it,
especially the PM.
717
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,120
Of course.
718
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,000
Good news, Michael,
you saved her.
719
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,720
Susanne is alive and well.
720
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,520
(phone rings)
721
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,280
(drops phone)
722
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,400
(phone rings)
723
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,640
On the one year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
724
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,280
an apparently unconcerned
Michael Callow
725
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,600
put in an assured performance
at a public appearance today
726
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,200
accompanied by his wife Jane.
727
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,440
Here I go! Okay.
728
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,440
Oh! Aah!
729
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,200
The other central figure
in last year's events was also
730
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,720
before the camera
731
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,680
at last night's
Children Of Valour awards.
732
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,320
Princess Susannah made
her first public appearance
733
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,800
since announcing her pregnancy.
734
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,520
It was one year ago today
735
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,720
that the former Turner Prize-
winning artist
736
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,800
Carlton Bloom coerced
the Prime Minister
737
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,840
into committing an indecent act
with the audacious kidnapping.
738
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,000
As the anniversary arrived
one art critic has caused
739
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,640
controversy by describing
it as the first great artwork
740
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,440
of the 21st century.
741
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,160
but while cultural commentators
debate its significance,
742
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,320
there's no denying
that with a global audience
743
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,840
of 1.3 billion,
744
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,920
it was an event
in which we all participated.
745
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,480
However, the incident
failed to destroy
746
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,120
a Prime Minister who currently
holds an approval rating
747
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,880
three points higher than
this time last year.
748
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,040
Damon Brown, UKN.
749
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,040
Jane?
750
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,440
Jane please?
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