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Previously this season on

The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills.

Sutton, big smile
one more time.

What's happening?

Kathy! Kathy! Kathy!

Get out of the way!

Trust and honesty
as the backbone

of real friendship
and sisterhood.

It's time for all of us
to come together

and feel supported,
especially Dorit.

You're angry and
you're not angry at me.

You're angry at your life.

Oh!

Sutton, she's either delulu

or she's very mean
and calculating.

Did you ask Sutton
is there alcohol in it?

Oh.

You need to pick on somebody

else whose wallet fits.

You think you're bigger
than her?

I think my wallet is.

[dramatic music]

I feel like we tiptoe
around Morgan.

We don't know what that
situation is.

One day, you know,

maybe I'll have a great story
to share with you guys.

I hope you have a great
story to tell.

You're just super protective.
She's not always been the most

- amazing friend to you.
- I'm not protective.

I'm not protecting her.
There is no loyalty.

I've had Sutton's back so
many times but tonight,

she just left me out to dry.

Okay, I see you.

[door slams]

Do you want to move forward?

- No, I'm good right now.
- Okay.

You are very critical to
women that are going through

the worst time in their life.

You pose as a friend and
then work as an enemy.

What do y'all ----ing
want from me?

No ma'am, are you going
to tell me

that I kick women when
they're down.

All you do is like, tell me
what I do wrong constantly.

Don't make me into your enemy.

Trust me.

[exhales]

[light tense music]

Hey sweetie, here's a water.

Thank you.
Oh, I'm so glad it's in a cup.

In a cup, yes,
'cause we're civilized here,

in case you haven't noticed.

[relaxing music]

Are you going to swim?

I don't know.
Are you guys?

It's the only water in
the world I get in.

Not even, like,
the Mediterranean.

- That sh-- is cold as [bleep].
- I know.

I'm not getting in the Pacific.
I don't get in the Atlantic.

- I know.
- I only get in the Caribbean.

[Erika splashes in water]
Yes!

- She looks beautiful.
- She really does.

If anything pulls her down,
who's going in?

Girl, would you stop?

If I get in the water
with these braids,

it would be an anchor.

It'd be like oh, boom.

Oh, Lord.

Sutton hates her now.

Oh yeah, Sutton hates
everybody now.

- No!
- Yes.

It's like Satan
came on the boat.

And said this is why
you're in hell.

Let me just remind you.

Thank you.
[Jennifer laughs]

Thank you, Satan,
'cause I had forgotten.

Okay, you can come down now
but gotta move fast

so I'm not by myself.

- Okay, like dive?
- Or you could jump in.

You're like...
I have to jump in.

I have to dive in.
Something.

- Want me to push you?
- No! Ha!

Ah!
[Dorit splashes in water]

And I'm not even gonna
buy you a Birkin.

Dorit, I'll get you
a Birkin if you jump.

A Birkin?

[Dorit screams then
splashes in water]

[Kyle laughs]
[clapping]

You know what it's kind of
like when you're on a fox hunt

and then the dogs find
a fox and everyone's,

they're all surrounding the fox
going yip, yip,

- yip, yip, yip.
- Yeah, I get that, yeah.

And the fox is like, "Oh, my
God, there's too many of you."

Well, that's how they,
that's how they fight.

I'm not surprised that Erika
is criticizing Sutton.

You are kicking a dog when
she's at her lowest.

I've apologized to...
I've apologized.

I have and I've accepted your
apology but you did do it.

[tense music]

I can see both sides,
but you know, obviously,

I'm Sutton's friend so I've got
to have Sutton's back.

I'm not going to be like,
"Yeah, Erika's right,

you need to examine your own
behavior, little missy."

I'm really kind of astonished
at how much

the girls don't like you.
[laughs]

Thanks a lot, Jennifer.

Making me feel better
right then.

How are we supposed to be
a group if you have two people

that are on ice?

How does that actually work?

Let's see.

Girl, pfft.

Bye.
[laughs]

Let's see what that
looks like.

Is that the, is that
the Chairman's Reserve talking?

Yes, it is.
[Boz laughs]

[upbeat music]

Oh, my gosh, almost back
to the hotel.

- Okay, everybody, let's go!
- Are we ready?

Oh, golly, this makes
me so scared.

- Okay, ready?
- Thank you.

- I'm happy you enjoyed.
- Thank you.

Windblown, but still got it.

[upbeat music]

[package crinkling]

[crunching]

So, tonight I am going for
super celebration.

'Cause we are gonna do
a birthday dinner

for Erika and Dorit.

After everything that
happened today,

woo, I know morale is low!

What do y'all ----ing
want from me?

Seriously,

what do you ----ing want
from me?

I've put so much effort into
making tonight fun.

There are vendors on
the beach, jewelry, food.

There's a steel pan band.

Everyone needs to pull up
and choose to have fun.

I just want them to feel good.

And I want to reflect
the energy.

- Ow!
- Do you think you're gonna be

able to have a good time
tonight?

As long as I can stay away
from those two

who think I am this terrible
person, which I am not.

And then I'll be fine.

Is it going to be awkward
now with Sutton?

I'm sure it will be awkward.

- Yeah.
- I think I'm right

and I think that others feel
the same way.

In the sense of "sisterhood"

I thought we could bring
everything to the table,

so I said what I had to say
on the boat,

but I don't have any ill will
towards Sutton.

I just would like for her to
acknowledge what's going on.

It almost seemed very rehearsed
because Erika was like,

da-da, da-da, da-da,
da-da, da-da, da-da.

Like a lawyer in court that had
all their points prepped out.

[tense music]

I definitely think that there
is an alliance

between some of those ladies.

When Erika and Dorit go
after one person

and they're saying things
that dovetail together.

You are very critical and
not the most compassionate

to women that are going through
the worst time in their lives.

What comes out of your
mouth is hurtful.

When you get into these moods,
you become mean-spirited.

I'm not going to...
oh, come on, Dorit. Okay.

It seems like they had
discussed it beforehand.

It's kind of like,
a little suspect.

Kathy what are you
wearing?

Shorts and a t-shirt.

- Hey.
- Hello.

How you feelin'?
Are you okay?

I want to bring something up
from earlier today.

Yes.

Kyle didn't stand up for you.

We had a really good
weekend in Augusta.

I know that.

I love you and-

Well, I love you too, Sutton.

Aw, that's cute.

[Garcelle laughs happily]

We love you, Reba.

To be so set back with Kyle...

Like, I just, I've,
I've had enough like...

- I get it.
- I've never had anyone

come to me and say,

"You know, I really would like
to apologize to you."

[somber music]

I was tough on you.

- Right.
- Enough.

They wanted to break me.

[tense music builds]

They've been wanting to
break me for years.

Be quiet Miss Small Town

I'm so worried about my mother
----ing reputation.

You shut up.

You have no idea what
you're talking about.

Nothing.

Shut the [bleep] up.

Talk out of both sides
of your mouth.

Well, so do you.

And you know what?
[bleep] you.

Don't be a bitch, Sutton.

Now you're being a bitch!

Don't you be a ----ing
bitch to me.

You have a habit of losing
your sh--

in ridiculous circumstances,
too.

I didn't know if this was your
first drink or your fifth.

You can't be real and honest.

You're volatile.

Did you ask Sutton is there
alcohol in it?

- Oh, pfft.
- I mean.

Oh, Dorit, shut up.

----ing let someone
else speak.

For crying out loud!

You pose as a friend and
then work as an enemy.

I don't want to do it anymore.

But go get your makeup.
Let's have fun tonight.

I...
I don't even know.

[exhales]

I'm not saying Sutton's
innocent.

Has Sutton put her foot
in her mouth with this group?

Absolutely.

You asked is there
alcohol in it?

- Oh, pfft.
- You're such a bitch.

Excuse me.

You lied about
the broken foot.

So that you didn't say about
the brain thing.

That's where the "lie"
part comes in.

- I'm not a liar.
- Name 'em.

- Name 'em.
- Well, what you did.

Not having...
well, be quiet so I can-

- Name 'em.
- Let me talk! Jesus!

You've already
lost two sisters.

Do you want to lose a third?

- Oh, really?
- Oh, don't do that.

Go [bleep] yourself.

You're angry

and you're not angry
at me.

You're angry at your life.

Oh!

When she's angry and she feels
like she's being cornered.

It's not gonna be good.

For anybody.

[tense music peaks]

What happened? I saw Sutton
running into the bedroom?

We just talked about what
happened on the boat.

And uh, you know,
that Kyle's not always

supporting her like she
supports Kyle.

Kyle, a lot of times,
does not have her back,

and Sutton so badly wants Kyle
to be her friend.

To be her friend.
I've been saying that for years.

You're saying the same thing.

Kyle not saying anything on
the boat says everything.

You said that I am
unkind to women.

You are, in this group,
absolutely.

You'd rather be loyal
to Erika and Dorit

before she is to Sutton.

But Sutton refuses to see it.

It's like a bad relationship
or a bad marriage.

You think that they've accepted
the apology

and you've moved on,
you're in a different place.

And they tell it all,
thrown back in your face.

- It wears you down.
- Yeah, it wears you down,

it blindsides her, and I think
she feels at this point

like she can't do anything.

- Right.
- She can't do anything right.

Right.

- Hi, Kathy.
- It gets better and better.

- Mwah.
- Long time, no see.

- You look gorgeous.
- Exactly.

- Hi.
- Mwah! Mwah!

I love it.

Oh, look at us!
Amina Muaddi!

- Oh, my God!
- These are my favorite shoes.

- I have those too.
- These are lovely.

Yeah, I love them.
They're so comfortable.

They're comfortable.
[knock on door]

Hello, hello!

- Hi! Come... oh, how pretty.
- Look how gorgeous you look!

Everyone's so sparkly
and glamorous.

Where's Sutton?

She's still getting
dressed.

Is there something the matter?
[tense music]

There's a glitch in
the matrix

and now she is being repaired.

- What do you mean?
- She's just upset.

It's just been a lot for her

and she wants to have a really
good time tonight.

So, Sutton's not here 'cause
her feelings got hurt.

All I did was ask a question.

You know?
Remember that?

How you guys used to just
ask me questions?

Are you truly blindsided?

Why is the paper saying that
$20 million went into your LLC?

Have you had any kind
of discussions with attorneys

about the story?

No.

I just asked a question.

That's all I did.

She felt like everyone
was attacking her.

Erika started saying about
the problems that the groups has

with her and then you kinda
jumped in a little bit.

She felt sort of like it was
like a coordinated group effort.

Oh, like we planned that?

Yeah.

This is insulting.

I observed something,
I said it.

Bottom line, to her face.

Now, the fact that
your friend is upstairs

stomping her feet and
won't come to dinner,

no one coordinated this.

I don't need to like,
rally the troops.

I know what happened to me

and I know what happened
to Kyle,

and I know what's happening
to Dorit.

It's not a coordinated attack,
it's my ----ing opinion.

You're the one that said it
but it also seemed like Dorit

said the same thing at
the same time, too.

- Dorit, get in here, please.
- I'm coming!

Sutton thinks that what
I said today,

and then apparently what
you said today,

was a coordinated attack.

Well, it clearly wasn't.

First of all, I don't want to
fight Sutton's battles for her.

She's my friend and
I feel for her.

I just think she's spiraling
right now

because she felt
ganged up on.

I know. I know.
I know.

I've been beat up
enough today, okay?

I know.

She just feels like
she's been picked on

since she joined this group.

She's been giving it as good
as she's been getting it.

Sutton can dish it but
she cannot take it.

Heaven forbid you put a mirror
in front of her face,

she either becomes
an immediate victim

or becomes borderline evil.

You know what?
It's ----ing nauseating.

I'm not saying
she's a wallflower.

- I'm not saying she's innocent.
- Right, she is not.

But no, I never said
she was innocent.

Ladies, can we continue...

...you also expect her
to be perfect.

No one expects anybody
to be perfect.

She would like some blind
loyalty from you.

[tense music]

This is so crazy.

It was Erika's argument
and now it's my fault.

[bleep] that.

Garcelle and Jennifer,

both of Sutton's closest
friends,

did not say one word
on the boat.

And now Garcelle is telling me

that Sutton expects blind
loyalty from me?

Wh... is everybody okay?
What are you on?

You guys are also close
and stay quiet

but now it's on me?
Come on, that is a joke.

Let's go to dinner.
I'm done with this sh--.

Do you not remember what
Sutton did to Kyle?

Is there something going
on in your personal life?

You haven't been wearing
your wedding ring.

It's in the bank.
My big diamond?

Well, you know, all
of these kind of add up.

Like, should Kyle be loyal
to Sutton?

Explain this, Garcelle.

What is the rationalization
behind this?

I'd like to know.

- There's blind loyalty-
- Hi, hi. Okay, shh, people.

Maybe not blind loyalty.
Maybe consistent loyalty.

Hi. How ya doin'?
Guys, come on.

Oh, we have escorts,
let's go.

Yes! I want to party!

[upbeat Caribbean music]

Oh! The party has started.

Oh, we really are on the water.
That's cool.

That's awesome.

- That's my man! Goodbye.
- Go.

I've decided to come to dinner
tonight for a couple of reasons.

Number one,
I have a very cute outfit

that I don't want
to waste.

Two, I will not let these women
get the best of me.

I'm going to show them...

you didn't break me and
I'm still here.

I'm looking forward to it.

[upbeat Caribbean music]

I think I want to see everything
and then come back.

Ooh, look at this!

Oh, that's wonderful!

Made in Saint Lucia!

That is beautiful.

- Do you smell it?
- Mm-hmm.

Very beautiful.

Hi, honey!

Hi, how are you?

I'm in a shopping frenzy.

What do you have that wards
off toxic influences?

The lava rock.

I'm gonna get this for you,
Sutton,

'cause it wards off
negative energy

and you need to
put it on.

Okay.

And I'm gonna get
the tiger eye for me.

How much is that for
both of those?

- Eight-zero. Eighty.
- Eight-zero. I have.

Okay. I'm not gonna need
a crystal bracelet.

I'm not gonna need any bracelet.

I don't need any armor

because I'm not planning on
fighting tonight.

I'm gonna go grab
a drink and sit down.

So, Sutton, I went
over to say.

- Yeah.
- To go say hi to Boz.

We walked in the room.

I kind of felt like
we were ambushed.

- What?
- And...

and I said, you know,
she's a little upset.

Why'd you say that?

Because they were all standing
there looking at me

like what's going on?

They just started saying,

"She can dish it out but
she can't take it.

She can't hear it."
And everything.

And everybody got really
riled up.

What have I dished out?

- Hi.
- Hi.

I heard you're not...

I'm fine!

I'm sorry that it's difficult
for y'all to understand

if I needed to get into
a happy place.

Everybody else wants to talk
about me and all that.

- No, it...
- They can.

It came up because they,

Garcelle and Jennifer told us
that I don't defend you.

Do you want to sit down
and do this?

No, I don't want to
do it at all.

I'm just telling you that today
Erika had,

that was her issue with you, and
that you will go after people

when they're at their
lowest moments.

And do you think that's true?

I will... the reason I kept
my mouth quiet.

Do you think that's true?

- Do you think it's true?
- Don't do that.

Do you think it's true?

What is it with Sutton

having to repeat things
like this?

I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it.

I'm tired of it.

Let me know when
you're done, Sutton.

I'm tired of it.

- Do you think that's true?
- Let me finish.

Do you think it's true?

Do you think it's true?

Yes, we think it's true.

Yes, we think it's true.

Yes, we think it's true.

Yes, we think it's true.

[quirky music]
I've got like four more to go.

- Do you think it's true?
- It was for me last year

but I didn't speak up
because you're my friend

- and I love you.
- I have been kind of pummeled.

If you can't agree with that.

Everybody's had their moments
of being pummeled.

Five years has been a long
time with this group of women.

You're acting like you're
the only one who's gone through

moments like when someone's
upset with you.

Well, I'm talking about
myself right now.

So, now it's about you?

I haven't seen you
get pummeled on.

I haven't seen every person
in the group yell at you.

Which happened to me.

And if you are too
self-absorbed

to see this,
we have a serious problem.

I don't want to do this tonight.

Okay, well, we don't do it
tonight.

- I will leave. Like, I can't.
- Or don't do that.

I’m not in the position
right now to do this.

Then we're not doing it.

I don't want every single
----ing person

to walk up to me and say
something to me.

I can't do it.

I would just like
a little compassion.

I'm, I'm showing you that.

[inhales and exhales]
Let's do this when...

we'll do it later.
Go shop. Go shop.

What sweetheart?

I just want to be like,

one of the Barbie dolls
and look at sh--.

- Okay. All right.
- And not like...

Be bothered.

Can I just be a Barbie
for tonight?

- Am I allowed that?
- Yes, you are.

- Thank you.
- And you look like one.

Thank you.

I'm happy you came. Okay.

Pretend like I don't have
an IQ of like, 140.

Coming up.

Y'all listen to what
I'm saying.

[mocks] Nobody talks
like this, okay?

Y'all are not going
to mock me tonight.

[uplifting music]

We kicked 'em out
of the group.

We're tired of their bullsh--.

[laughs] Thank you.

What'd you get, love?
Very, very pretty.

And so nice.
Doesn't go with this.

No, doesn't go with this,
but isn't that pretty?

- Very.
- Are you okay?

I, I cannot with that
situation.

So, it's like...

She can't hear any form
of any criticism.

So, what does she want to do?
She wants to just pretend

- like nothing is happening?
- Yeah.

That's going to be awkward,
isn't it?

'Cause if we're all just sitting
around pretending

like nothing is the matter,

how are we supposed
to have fun with that?

It's like I can't pin
these women down.

You know, it's like one minute
Sutton doesn't want to come.

Then she wants to come but
only under her terms.

So, we're expected to sit
in silence

and ignore the fact that
anything happened,

and just be awkward?

That doesn't make any sense.

We wanna have a good time.
I don't understand why

it is that it's so hard
to do that.

It's mandatory fun.

We're having fun, Boz.
[Boz laughs]

Cannot believe how
hot I am.

Put your hands in
ice or something.

Can I trouble you, sir,
for ice in a plastic bag?

Let me get that for you.

How are you feeling,
Erika?

I feel fine. I just don't like
being told

that you and I conspired,
when I did not.

You know why Sutton's mind
goes to we were colluding?

Because that's the kind
of behavior,

that's the kind of sh--
that she would do.

Yeah!

I think I'm good.

I don't want to put
a lot of oil on me.

Okay, got you.

Got you your ice.

- Oh, thank you, so much.
- What happened?

- She's hot!
- I'm hot.

Oh, okay, okay.

Hi, ladies.

Honey, this was so much fun.

- I love it.
- This is lovely.

I mean, we're literally
on the water.

Yes!

Now what do we do?

[tense music]

The last thing I want to
do is go sit with them.

I'm doomed if I do,
doomed if I don't.

Place cards are just one
of the best things

that can ever happen.

Because then my options
are not to sit across

from someone that thinks
I kick women when they're down,

or next to someone that
obviously does not like me.

This sucks.

- Hi, Barbie.
- Thank you, hello.

I got Barbie to smile, see?

So, ladies, good evening.

How was everyone's day?

Great, thank you.

I will just let you know
the options

that we have available.

We do have a grilled
chicken leg, catch of the day,

which is a Mahi Mahi,

and we also have le beef
from Gros Islet.

You will enjoy it.

That's what I want.

[laughs]

I'll have the Mahi Mahi.

- There's chicken, yes?
- Barbecue grilled.

Okay, thank you so much.

The Mahi Mahi,
but I'm used to the one

that's not fishy tasting.

This is Garcelle.
He's reading the menu.

She's like this.

[laughs]

My dating life is
I'm not on the apps.

If I meet someone through
a friend or at Whole Foods,

I'm open.

And if he's cute enough, I may,
you know, have a little fun.

Oh, smells delicious.

That looks so good.

I have to use
the ladies' room.

[silence]

Drink, please!

I'm back!

A costume change!

I have a little secret,
I tinkled in my shorts.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- What?
- I tinkled in my shorts.

[laughs]

Kathy! God damn it, Kathy,
sit your ass down.

Oh, my God.

They're soaking in the sink.

Tilly are you good at
impersonations?

- No, I'm not.
- This is Jennifer.

It would be so, it would be so
nice if we could all

take a picture,
all of us.

And, and gather down
by the water.

Everybody looks so beautiful
tonight.

[laughs]

Let me try and do Erika.

[deadpan] Tom's car
went over a hill.

It snows in Pasadena.

And oh yeah, I'm gonna
come for you, bitch.

That, no ma'am.
No, ma'am.

- I spent a long time-
- Y'all.

- Y'all.
- Thinkin' about this.

Y'all, listen
to what I'm sayin'.

[mocks] Nobody talks
like this, okay?

Nobody talks like that.

I don't want to be here.

Everybody stop.
I don't want to be here.

This is a vacation?
What?

Y'all are not gonna
mock me tonight.

I'm not gonna do it no more.

[drawl] I said nobody's gonna
talk like that, okay?

I've had, I am defensive
and I'm not gonna do it.

No, ma'am.
Nobody talks like that.

Sutton is really bringing
such a negative energy to this.

It is Dorit and Erika's
birthday so hopefully

we can ignore Sutton in
the corner and enjoy ourselves.

But once again, Sutton wants
this to be about her.

- * Happy birthday to you *
- Oh, my God, hey!

- * Happy birthday to you *
- That's very sweet.

* Happy birthday,
happy birthday *

Oh, my God!
[laughs]

* We hope you get some tonight *

- Ah!
- * Hope you get some tonight *

* Hope you get some
lovely presents *

So do we.
So do we.

* Hope you get some tonight *

Thank you so much.

[women cheer]
That's really cute.

Wow!

Aw, this is the cutest,
you guys. So cute.

Okay.
[tense music]

- That is so sweet.
- Very sweet.

- What kind of cake is it?
- Yellow cake?

I don't want a piece
but thank you.

We can share this.
This is enough.

Want some of mine? It's good.

- No, I'm good.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm about to hit the hay.

Well, um...

Yeah, we have some
activities tomorrow.

- I will text you.
- Okay, guys.

All right.

Thank you so much for
a great dinner.

Happy birthday!

- That was so fun.
- Happy birthday, ladies.

I did the boat, I showed up
for the dinner.

I got made fun of.

I've had enough.

They just like to kick me.

Down or up, I'm getting
kicked by these women.

[chill club music]

Tried to make yesterday
a fun day.

You'll have fun today.

It wasn't all the way
fun yesterday.

Today is a fun day.

Sutton and I are going
to go off.

You and Sutton?

Me and Sutton, okay.

Okay.

[crab skitters]

I'm ready for a relaxed
beach day.

You look so beautiful.

Yes, I grew this
hair overnight.

Let me see this.

I mean!

- Schiaparelli.
- Of course it is.

Looks like a jellyfish,
doesn't it?

Girl, do not lose that
at the beach.

I will not.

Well, this is my vacation
jewelry,

so not real jewelry.

[quirky music]

- Hello.
- Hello, how are you?

We have your breakfast
for you.

Oh, wonderful, thank you.

[spray hisses]

Perfect.

[mellow music]

[calm club music)

Thank you.

Okie dokie.

- All right.
- Okay.

Shall we go see about
this chocolate?

This is so cool.

Hi, how are you? I'm Boz.

- Hi, I'm Juliana.
- Juliana.

Oh, I'm so excited for this.

These right here are examples
of beans that have been roasted.

Mm-hmm.

The husk from the bean
is very high in magnesium.

It can be used as
an aphrodisiac.

[curious chime]

- Calm. Calm down.
- Gimme some more of that.

How did you know that's what
I was gonna say? I mean, I'm in.

I am in.

There's been a lot of distance

between Sutton and I.

I believe Sutton has made up
a narrative in her head

that I'm Team Dorit
and nobody else.

This looks like
white chocolate.

Oh. Is it?

Ugh! Butter.

Yes.

I want Sutton to know that
I am a friend to her

and I want her to have
a good time.

Going to take your pestle.

You're gonna pound.

Right.

I'm gonna get arthritis
in my elbow from this.

Oh, my God.

Uh, where is Avi?

God, I'm so tired.

[upbeat music]

Oh, my God, did she order
some food?

It looks like there's
food there.

Oh, wow. Kyle.

Oh, look it, we've got sunscreen
and everything.

Now this is living.

I have such a great life.

[laughs]

I've gotten to a place
in my life

where everything
is fabulous.

Pleasant good day to you,
ladies.

Oh, hello.
Are you the waiter guy?

- Excuse me.
- Yes.

I've just got you
a chill towel.

My name is Ag, I'm going
to be your server.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

I hear pina coladas are really
good for the heat.

Do you have any of those?

We can get you whatever
you like.

Anybody else wants a drink?

Um, I'm good for right now.

I'm good right now with
water, thank you.

Have you decided on what
you want for lunch?

Or to snack on?

I'm going to order two things,
don't judge me.

- Pulled pork sliders.
- The pork sliders.

And some fish tacos, please.

What are you doing,
fish tacos?

- Fish tacos.
- All right.

Kyle, have you posted
your thirst trap?

- No.
- No.

I'm not feeling
that thirsty yet.

My thirst trap is heading
into 100,000 likes.

- How 'bout that?
- Oh, my gosh.

I finally figured out what
Instagram likes, nipples.

[quirky music]

Well, last night was
interesting.

Mm-hmm.

[Kyle laughs]
On a lot of levels.

- On a lot of levels, guys.
- Yep.

Should we start off
in the suite?

- First of all.
- Yeah.

We are all the closest with
Sutton, the three of us.

- Yeah.
- And love her so-

I need you guys to be open
minded and not just be like,

only think about what...
her perspective.

Think about my
perspective, too.

[slurps drink]

It feels like everyone wants to

blame me for everything.

Neither one of them opened
their mouths the entire time.

Even though they're both
closer with Sutton.

I think in...

this is gonna be weird I...

in Sutton's story,
you're the hero.

So, she wants you to come
and save the day, right?

She... that's what we...

And so, when you stay silent,
it feels like that's a pattern.

I mean, none of us
said anything.

Why am I being singled
out here? My God!

Because I think when you
don't do it, it hurts more.

But why?

That's a question for Sutton.

I love Sutton.

We have a really
great friendship.

But it's like, the standards
for Kyle are different

for the standards of
everybody else.

And the other night
she chose Kyle.

So, this is something that
I have to decide if it's going

to affect our friendship.
And you know what?

It's something that I have
to think about.

So, Kyle, I also want
to check in with you.

I mean, we're talking around

you know, Boz calling you
and seeing Mau.

Does that make you want
to do something?

I don't see the benefit
of rushing to get a divorce.

But not even rushing to get
information at all?

What is the information?

Like, where I stand?
Like, and all that stuff?

I have a lot of friends

that have been married to
wealthy men,

Sutton included, and the nicest
people in the world,

all of a sudden, their lawyers
are like,

we need to do this, and this,
and this, and this.

And so, just be aware.

- Yeah.
- My ex-husband,

who I loved very much, and loved
'til the day he died,

but when we got divorced
and we had $700,000 in the bank

and he's like, "I'm going to
give you $350,000."

And then someone said to me,

"Jennifer, I think you need
a divorce lawyer."

Did you end up getting
more money than the 350?

I got a piece of The Simpsons.

[laughs]

Hello, I'm not buying diamonds
on Chucky money.

The Chucky money just
pays for my snacks.

[all chuckle]

[quirky music]

[buffer scraping]

Is this oatmeal?

- What's that?
- Is that a waffle?

That's definitely not waffles.

What if it's a Caribbean waffle?

No.

[liquid squelching]

[quirky music]

Transfer the chocolate
inside the molds.

You hold it and you pour.

So, I'm going to take
your chocolates.

I'm going to place it in
the freezer

for roughly 20 minutes.

In the meantime, you guys
are gonna head down on this side

and I'm going to serve you guys
a chocolates cocktail.

- Intriguing.
- Okay, exactly.

Very intriguing.

- So, girl!
- Yes?

You know, last night I wanted
to know your thoughts.

Well... um...

What are your thoughts?

You know, I love that Jackie
Kennedy answer,

"If I told you my thoughts,

it wouldn't be my thoughts
anymore."

You know, I've never
heard that before.

- Mm-hmm.
- Huh, I like that.

Okay.

I heard what those women said.

Okay.

And with no agreement
or disagreement, just heard.

We've had lots of discussions.

Erika and I have been
really getting along.

She's shown zero animosity
to me.

And it seemed to come
out of nowhere.

She has said to me before.

- So, I've seen her harm Dorit.
- Yep.

Well, you should have
seen her harm Kyle.

Well, this is my point.

Sutton's been going after me,

who's in the worst time
of my life.

Going after Kyle who was in
the worst time of her life.

And now going after you,

which is at the worst time
of your life.

So, I thought it was actually,

I don't know, maybe good that
she said it out loud.

So, that's great and I'm glad
that she could get it out.

I thought about it a lot,
what she said.

Um, I also thought well,
Erika herself was down.

And Dorit and Kyle did
the exact same thing that I did,

asked questions.
The exact same thing.

Their husbands made
fun of Erika.

They get to the ER and
the doctor says,

"We want to operate
on his ankle."

[scoffs]
"Or we want to operate."

He's not a ----ing soccer
player, he's a lawyer.

Not the brain.
Do the ----ing ankle.

[all laugh]

There is a very strange
double standard.

Or triple standard
with these women.

Boz doesn't understand
our history completely

within this group.
So, I need to kind of explain.

Kyle and Erika have a long
history together

and they are allegiant
to one another.

And if one of them does
the other wrong,

they're quick to accept
the apology, hug,

and they're best friends again
walking into the sunset.

I have apologized so many times.

- Yeah.
- I am not doing it again.

I was frustrated.

Sutton is not consistently
a bitch.

She's not consistently
mean-spirited.

She's not.
Which makes her-

No, and that's what
makes it so confusing.

And, and difficult
and challenging.

And why I'm eager, or want to
try to move forward with her.

Because there are moments when
she's absolutely a great time.

- Yes.
- But when you have moments...

Look, you asked us to bring
our thoughts to the table.

I brought my thoughts
to the table.

Oh, my God.

And instead it turned into,
you know,

everybody's being mean to me,
it's a pile on.

[Dorit fake cries]
This is, this is a gang up.

And then...
[fake crying continues]

And then the pouting.

My problem with Sutton

is that even when
she's apologizing,

it's performative.

I feel like there's a sucker
punch coming

right around the corner.

I am very sorry for
what I said.

Do you want to move forward?

- No, I'm good right now.
- Okay.

Sutton is lacking sincerity.

But now it's gotten to a degree
where I don't trust

most of the things that come out
of her mouth.

We cannot allow her to suck
that happy energy out of us.

I agree.

[tense music]

I had to have a come
to Jesus moment.

Okay, with who? Yourself?

- Me and Jesus.
- Okay.

I had to say look,
this is hard.

And I had to remember what
both of those girls

are going through right now.

And I have to look at where
I am in my life.

Mm-hmm.

And how that must be
hard to look at me.

Oh, girl.

It must.

[curious chime]

What?

It means I need
to take care better.

Well, it makes it sound
like you're above.

No, no, it means I need
to take care better.

Okay.

I just think allegiance

from Kyle goes to those two.

- Oh.
- It will always.

Huh.

And to be honest,

I'm sort of at
the point where...

Whatever you're going through,
she's going through.

Okay, fine. But what really
made me angry

was when Miss Jennifer Tilly
said it was coordinated.

That she felt that it
was coordinated.

And yeah. And I...

- That's excuses.
- Listen, I do not...

- It's all a bunch of excuses.
- ...take kindly to that.

Coming up.

Who's saying it?
So, is it you?

Or is it you?

[tense music]

[mellow music]

Okay.

Tonight we're celebrating
Carnival,

which is a huge celebration

in lots of places
in the world.

And in Saint Lucia,
that includes costumes,

and food, and music,
and dancing.

This is a very festive time,

and so, you've got to come with
the spirit of celebration.

Outside.

It's my bathing suit but

Sutton just dropped this off,
though, for me to put on.

What is this? What
is happening here?

Uh... uh...

this is an outfit.

[Kyle laughs]

How do the Saint Lucian
people dance?

- Is it like...
- You have to gyrate.

It's a movement of your waist.

Oh, gyrate.
I know how to gyrate.

Ah! I told you to shake.

Hey!

There you go!
There you go!

Oh, my God! I'm getting it on.

Move your shoulders,
the feathers just go

zoo-zoo-zoo-zoom. Yeah!

Practicing my gyrations.

These other girls don't know
what they're doing.

[others laugh]

It's a good thing I played
a stripper in a movie

'cause I've got moves, baby.

Oh, my God!
[laughs]

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

Boz really outdid herself

with the costumes
and these ladies.

They were making them all day.

A lot of thongs going on,
lot of tushy.

Very daring.

Las Vegas, here I come.

Trick or treat!
Oh, my God!

Yes! Yes!

You are fabulous.

- We have to come in sideways!
- I love it!

Wow!

This is fun.

I've always wanted to wear
one of these costumes.

I'm living my full
fantasy tonight.

Headdress, like full
stones encrusted.

I love it that we all
got dressed up.

Everybody participated
and like [claps] for us.

- I feel like...
- Yes.

I'm the great endangered
Santa Lucian auk,

and the noise they make is
"Auk! Auk! Auk!"

[quirky music]

Kath, can you take
a picture of me?

Sure.

Hello!

My costume is a little on
the low fabric side,

but it's beautiful.

Ma'am, where are
your feathers?

- I'm about to put them on.
- Wow! Mwah! Mwah!

- You look amazing!
- I love that!

Everybody's gone as far
as it can go.

- Look, I have a thong on.
- Whoop!

Did you see I had
a quick reflex?

Yeah, you did.
You had like--

Some people went further
than others.

I had her put the feathers to
cover how flat my hair is.

But hey, everybody showed
up in a costume.

That's all we need.

Oh, my God,
this is so beyond.

Oh, I love it!

Oh!

Yes!
[cheering]

Love it!

- Looks amazing!
- Wow!

We are ready to go!

When I heard that we had to
get into costumes

which is basically a couple
of spangles on our nipples

and like, a little bit
of glitz and glamor

down near our hoo-hah,

I was like, I've got like,
wibbly wobbly its and bits.

But it looks beautiful.

I'm like, wow, I'm a fancy,
glamorous person.

Oh, Garcelle, you just
dropped something.

What did I drop?

A condom.

- Oh, no.
- Well, I can't see.

[all laugh]

Auk! Auk! Santa Lucian
bird love calls.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes, okay.

I think I see our table.

Down we go!

All right, I definitely
need a railing.

This is definitely an outfit
you need a railing for.

I don't think anyone knew

we were going to the sand,
to be honest.

Oh, Bozy! Bozy's sitting
on my feathers.

You guys I'm stuck.
I'm literally stuck.

Kyle is, she's stuck!

- Wait, can Kyle be here?
- That's what I'm thinking.

[indistinct chatter]

I don't think anyone really
thought about us

being able to fit
at the table.

No one noticed us
as we walked in.

We came in very incognito.

But I'm the first to say,
fashion always comes first.

Yay! Rum punches!

Everybody have a drink?
Okay, cheers, ladies!

Cheers!

Unfortunately, our last night
in Saint Lucia.

Boo.

The night is still young!

[all cheer]

Cheers!

Cheers to Boz
for putting together

such a beautiful evening.

- Yes, cheers, cheers.
- Too much fun.

Cheers. So good.

Oh, my gosh, I can't.

What is this, honey?

- Duck.
- A duck?

Kathy, your rhinestones are
so glittery in this light.

It's so pretty.
Perfect with the feathers.

You need to take those feathers
and wear them to the next like,

Rockefeller Ball or something.

Actually, I don't know
if they'd approve.

[chuckles]

I have a question.

Okay.

I've heard about Dorit and I

planning this thing on the boat.

[tense music]

Who's saying it?
So, is it you?

Or is it you?

[tense music]

[tense music]

- I have a question.
- Okay.

I've heard about Dorit and I
planning this thing on the boat.

Erika started saying about
the problems that the group

has with her and then you kind
of jumped in a little bit.

You're the one that said it
but it also seemed like

Dorit said the same thing
at the same time.

She felt sort of like it was
like a coordinated group effort.

Oh, like we planned that.

Yeah.

Who's saying it?

Was it you?

[tense music]

Or is it you?

I'm surprised Erika's
bringing this up.

The last night is all supposed
to be about, you know,

good feelings.
But you know,

apparently it really hit
home for her

so maybe there's a little
truth in that.

Erika, I feel bad that that
made you feel bad.

I felt like yesterday when
you were saying what's going on

with Sutton, and we were just
sort of like, well,

here's how it appeared.

When I went to her today,

it was a very calm,
very adult conversation.

Your friends, Garcelle
and Jennifer,

think Dorit and I did this
to you on purpose on the boat.

Is that true?

I can't speak to what
they've said.

I'm asking you right now.

Did you know that
was being said?

No.

Because of our history.

Right.

Because I want to sincerely
move on,

and I believe you do too.

- Yes, I do.
- It is most important to me

that everyone here understands
my opinion is my opinion.

- Can I just say-
- No, no, I'm speaking.

And respectfully, I must finish.

I don't care where
it came from.

I don't care how it resolves.

But it is important that you
look at me

and you hear what I'm saying.

That was not a coordinated
attack.

[tense music]

And that's all, and thank you
for listening to me.

Let me just say this.

Erika Jayne, you and I

are building on our friendship,
and I appreciate it.

We've come a long way.

You said you don't.
I believe it.

Thank you.

I want to focus on having
a better relationship

with other women
in the group.

I mean, yes, it's been me
and Sutton for you know,

this whole time, but I want to
get to know the other girls,

just like I want them to do
the same with me.

- I am so proud of everyone.
- Mm-hmm.

I am, like I said,

I'm so happy to be a part
of this group.

And I feel like we're about
to take wedding vows together.

We're not. I am clearly not
doing that ever again.

I love you, but no.

Listen, is this a toxic
sisterhood?

Yeah, sometimes.

But I think, at the end
of the day,

we can come together,
we can have laughs,

we can be silly, and support
each other,

no matter what.

- Saint Lucia!
- Cheers to Saint Lucia!

[all cheering]

Oh, my God, look at this!

Shall we go join the party?

Yes!

[upbeat club music]

[overlapping excited chatter]

[cheering]

Outta the way.

Can I give you that?

[fire whooshing]

[music continues]

It's raining, woo!

- I love the rain!
- Me too!

[music stops]

[crowd cheering]

[hopeful music]

Over the last year, I found
a lot about myself

how to navigate outside
of the corporate world

and outside of those
corporate rules

in a group of people who are
not my employees.

These are a group of women who
are interesting individually,

and friends that I'm excited
to get to know better.

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

Say, oh yeah!

- Oh, yeah!
- Say, Party!

[all cheering]

I've learned that I can
kind of be a jerk.

I can be a better friend,
a better daughter.

If I could change anything
from this year,

it would definitely be
my relationship with Dorit.

I wish I had handled it better.

[hopeful music continues]

When I get home I know that
I have to have a conversation

with Mauricio and decisions
will have to be made.

If I'm not going to be married
to Mauricio,

I am going to have a great life
with someone.

I will.

[crowd cheering]

I'm a hell of a lot tougher
than I thought I was

and I want to focus
my attention not in places

that are filled with
toxic energy.

Not in friendships and
not in my marriage.

I want peace.
I want happiness.

I deserve it and
I'm gonna fight for it.

[crowd cheers]

Right, left, right, left.

Somebody put their
hand in the air.

Windjammer Saint Lucia,
if you're having a great time,

let me hear you scream.

[crowd screams]

[fireworks popping]
Come to Saint Lucia!

Coming up.

He was convicted on four
counts of wire fraud.

It's like, 80 years or
some sh-- or something.

That dude ain't got 80 days.

[upbeat music]

What do you think
I have in my pocket?

Hmm.

What do I have?

- Oreos.
- Oreos!

OJ thinks all
she eats is Oreos.

[upbeat music]

[music stops abruptly]

Today is gonna be peaceful.
Today is gonna be peaceful.

Today is gonna be peaceful.

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! Avi! No! No! No! No!

- What's happening?
- Avi! Avi! Avi!

They're gonna eat it.
[Avi screams]

- Oh, no! No! No! No! No!
- No! No! No! No! No!

[confident music]

[music stops]

Oh, my God.

On August 27th, Tom Girardi,

my husband, was found guilty...

of embezzlement.

I would have never,
could have never,

I never saw this coming.

Tom was loved, he was admired,

he was accomplished,

and this is how his story ended.

I don't know that
I'll ever get over that.

[car door shuts]

[tense music]

What? Oh!

- Hi.
- Look at you.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

- Those flowers are beautiful.
- Thank you.

- Want some water?
- Uh, sure.

When I first heard about
the verdict with Tom,

I immediately thought
about Erika.

- It looks so good in here.
- Isn't it cool?

- Yes!
- I love it.

She's proven to me time
and time again

to be a loyal friend.

Complete strangers are like,
you know,

we looked up to you guys.

There are only two people
in this marriage.

So, everybody else's opinion
can [bleep] off.

I knew this was going to be
a very hard day for Erika.

And I want to be able
to be there for her.

Um...

first of all, how are you?

Terrible.

I'm terrible.

I'll tell you what, right
before this verdict,

I was doing so good.

Like, I was feeling good,
I was excited.

And then, the next day,
I became tired.

I started to want
to sleep a lot.

- I didn't want-
- Depressed?

- Yes, and I-
- I don't like that.

I...

just didn't want to slide back
into that terrible place.

When I found out about
the verdict,

the walls started
to close in.

Immediately took me back like,
a couple of years

when everything was just out
of control.

- What's that?
- I'm not ----ing caving

'cause people think I should
feel some way.

Erika, don't. No more.

What about the people?
What about the facts?

- Erika, come on.
- Don't [bleep].

My drinking,
my medication.

It was just all of this pressure
and I thought,

"Oh, my God, like it's
happening again.

It's happening again."

Like, I literally felt like
I was being dragged down.

Like... like I was being dragged
under the ground.

He was convicted on four counts
of wire fraud.

It's like 80 years or some sh--.

Dude ain't got 80 days in him.

I mean...
[sighs]

Who was representing him?

Public defenders.

Yeah.

Is there any sense of like,

I don't want to say relief,

but like, closure of this part?
You have-

It's very difficult because
you think like,

well I know this person
differently.

I also, look...

and it [bleep]
me up inside.

This was not what
I expected to happen.

I mean he really did, I know
you're feeling sad

and everything, but he really
did put you through a lot.

It's not over for me.

I still have sh--
in front of me.

- Yeah.
- And he put me through a lot.

This experience with this man,

while it was great,
this ending is not okay.

Uh-uh.

Not okay, for many reasons.

And my feelings of sadness,

my feelings of being
overwhelmed,

and my feelings of loss
and all of it,

they're all very real.

And I also don't have to
apologize for my feelings.

Right.

Because no one lived in that
house but the two of us.

It's not as easy as
everyone thinks.

I loved Tom very much.

There's a part of me that still
loves Tom very much.

I have incredible memories.
I have terrible memories.

And I wish things were
not this way.

[somber music]

Well, I hope you know
I'm always here for you.

- I do know that.
- And you can always trust me.

And you've been fighting this
battle for four years.

- Every day.
- Every day, yeah.

At least this part is over.

You and I have a unique
opportunity to be

a different version of ourselves
right here and now.

And we've had to walk through
a lot of pain,

a lot of heartache,
a lot of sadness,

just to get to the place where
we even want

to create new versions
of ourselves.

And I would like to have
some ----ing fun.

We deserve some fun.

[gentle hopeful music]

- You know what I mean?
- The world is our oyster.

The world is literally
our oyster.

Next time on The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Too many snakes in the grass.

How are you feeling?

It's gon' be what
it's gon' be.

Do you wanna faint on
the couch

and I'll go with you to
the hospital like last time?

That's such a great idea.

I don't wanna leave here
tonight thinking

"Oh, shoot, I wish I said that."

Leave nothing on the table.

That's right.

Here we go, quiet on set,
please.

[dramatic music peaking]
Coming up on

The Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills Reunion.

You said you were
Chinese, girl.

Has the Asian community

embraced you as one
of their own?

- Oh, my God!
- Have you texted with PK since?

Yes.

[tense music]

I don't think I'm
superior to anyone.

You don't exactly live
like the Queen of Sheba.

You live on a ----ing
main road.

Mm!
[crunches]

If you think for one second
that there was something

she could say to me which would
influence my opinion of you,

then that means that you don't
think very much of yourself.

You say to me, "She expected
more loyalty from you, Kyle!"

'Cause you're important
to her.

That's not my ----ing problem!

I'm really pissed right now.

So, I don't want to answer any
more questions, honestly.

Everybody can go [bleep]
themselves. I don't care.

Hmm!