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Previously, on
The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills.

Okay, drum roll!

Lights! Clapping! Music! And go!

She said that was
very sweet of you.

- Oh, Kathy! Kathy! Kathy!
- Oh my God!

There's Kathy Hilton,
pulling focus.

Are we shocked? No!

You need to pick on
somebody else whose wallet fits.

You think you're
bigger than her?

I think my wallet is.

What's your beef with her?

- My beef with her?
- Yeah!

You have very
rose-tinted glasses.

Did you see the photos of him

in Greece with
the girl that has no clothes on?

He clearly did not
know his photo was being taken

but it looked like somebody was
taking that photo intentionally.

It's not like this is Brad Pitt.

[upbeat music]

These hills have eyes
and they're all staring at me.

I honor my fine Southern manners
by putting you in your place.

I've been in the game too long
to play by someone else's rules.

In Beverly Hills,
money buys a lot,

but my independence, priceless.

Introducing the greatest product
I've ever marketed, myself.

I might look like
a doll, but don't wind me up.

[upbeat music]

[knock on door]

- Ah, perfect.
- Hello, baby.

- Look at you, you look great.
- Thank you.

- How are you? I'm just here.
- Hi, mama.

- How are you?
- Hi! Oh!

- Welcome.
- Well, thank you.

Would you like some water?

I'm just gonna take it in.

Isn't it looking good?

Oh, God, it looks so good.

- I'll pour you some water.
- Okay, thank you.

I don't know when the last
time I saw Erika this happy.

It's like she's
radiating happiness.

The house is incredible.
Total transformation.

And it literally
is perfect for her.

- Here's some water, babe.
- It just looks... thank you.

I got us some coffee cake.

- Oh, you're so sweet.
- And some cookies.

[playful music]

[light knock on door]

- Girl.
- Oh!

Get on in here! You've
never been here. Come on in.

I'm competing for the wallpaper.

- Come on in.
- Hi, boo. Mwah!

Mwah! Nice to
see you. Get on in.

Hi.

Exactly, okay,
this isn't necessarily

a housewarming gift but
this is a Saint Lucia gift.

- Oh sh--!
- Ooh!

I know.

I have been inspired
by Sutton's call

for all of us to bond.

So, I thought
we will go to Saint Lucia.

[cheering]

That is beautiful.

By the way, that colorway
is really ----ing good.

That's ----ing great.

I tell you. And literally,
for every single person.

Obviously these women do not
know how to plan a girls trip

without any kind of drama.

And I believe they deserve
a trip that is about fun,

and sun, and just
having a good time.

- Oh, my gosh.
- I was like, yes.

Girl, you gonna look so bomb.

Anything that goes wrong
with this trip is their fault,

not my fault. Ha,
I can guarantee you that.

There's gonna be
a whole fashion show out there.

A real fashion show.

I didn't even mean to
say that but it just came out.

Oh sh--!
[laughing]

Mm, these are great cucumbers.

How many do I have
to eat, Waylon.

Pavlov has nothing on me.

Hello. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

I do believe that is my guest.

Hello.

Hello. You look
like a movie star.

- You look so cute!
- Come on in.

Um, online they're saying
Kathy is fashion roadkill.

[laughs]

- Oh, Lord.
- I mean.

- Oh, Kathy! Kathy!
- Oh my God.

Oh my God.

[laughs]

Oh.

I only have the best intentions.

Did you see Dorit?
Did you talk to her last night?

I said hello.

- She, we said hello.
- Okay. That's it?

[exhales]

Okay.

Let's put Dorit
and Sutton on ice.

- Oh, I forgot to tell you!
- What?

So, when I had dinner
with her, and I said to her,

"Hey, what is your
beef with Sutton?"

She's like, "You think
I have beef with Sutton?"

I go, "Well, yeah, I don't
think it's one-sided."

I had dinner with Garcelle.
I don't know

if I told you that.
- Oh, you did.

She said, "Dorit, you mentioned
the drinking thing.

You know she's sensitive
about it."

I said, "First of all,
Garcelle, I welcomed her."

- I was, I was happy that day.
- I have to say something.

I have to stop you right now.

You saying something about
the drinking

and her having this
reaction about you know,

her business? I'm sorry,
what about what was done to me?

- Oh.
- Hello.

Okay, look, Sutton
and Garcelle cut me no breaks

when I was going through
the lowest point in my life.

They had no problem talking
about lawsuits, and medication,

and drinking, and all of these
alleged things, right?

You need to figure out your

- medicine and drink ratio.
- I did. I did.

The $20 million elephant
in the room,

why is the paper saying that
$20 million went into your LLC?

Now all of a sudden,
Sutton wants sympathy

because someone said
something about her.

Garcelle consistently
defends that behavior.

Well, I had that
conversation with her

and Garcelle defended herself.
I said,

"You look at her behavior
with rose-tinted glasses."

I said, "You can't have, yeah,
you can't keep joking about

the same thing that you know
she gets upset about."

And then she goes,
"But she can joke about it."

I go, "Yes, she can
joke about it. But you can't."

- I don't joke about it.
- So, then I said to her,

I said, "Dorit,
I have a question for you.

If Sutton gave you a Kelly bag
would everything be over?"

[laughs]
I really want to...

I... you might
get sat on in a minute.

- You know what she said?
- What?

"Oh, yeah, that would
change everything.

We'd be the best of friends."
[laughs]

Of course it would.

It is hypocritical
when they say like, oh well,

you are defending
Dorit all the time.

Or you're her mouthpiece.

While you're over here
kiki-ing with yours.

- All the time, for years now.
- Those things don't work.

- But for years.
- Years.

Oh, although, wait, wait,
wait, when we go to Saint Lucia,

you know I'm working on
the room assignments.

- Oh.
- And so... you already know.

- Bitch.
- The three of us are together.

- Yes!
- Wait, wait, wait!

We got our villa!

Oh, God, we got our villa.

Dorit and I spoke about Kyle.

You did.

About the whole Mau of it all.

Because they were acting like
besties last night.

- Besties last night.
- Like, rolling around

on the sofa like they used to.

[laughing]

So, they made up.

They have,
they have more than made up.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

Kyle and Dorit having beef
helps Sutton and Kyle

have a better relationship,
right? Because it's like,

Sutton now can get in
with Kyle even more.

And I think it's
all what Sutton wants.

She wants to be really
good friends with Kyle.

So, Dorit you know,
obviously feels for her,

like we all do,
because it sucks to see photos

of your ex making out
with some child.

No, I'm sorry,
she's not a child.

With a, you know,
a young adult.

Oh my God.

So, we also talked about
seeing Kyle at Morgan's concert.

You know, and then
Kyle is at Morgan's concerts

on the sidelines
and people are speculating

like, is this Kyle's way

- of getting back at Mau?
- Well, yeah.

It's just a little wild
that we can talk about Mau.

Right.

- And this incident.
- Okay.

And yet, we can see Kyle
hanging out with Morgan

at a concert and we can't
say anything about that.

Right. Um...

That seems a little odd.

I kind of want
to respect her privacy.

Sutton is definitely
scared of Kyle.

Although she says
she doesn't bow down,

she bows down.

I think it's interesting
that we can talk about Mau

and we can't talk about Morgan.

We can't say,
"Hey, how was the concert?

I didn't know you were going.

How come you're not
in the audience,

like everybody else?"

I think the introduction
to the topic is you know,

look, hey, we saw
you had a great weekend.

Mm-hmm.

In the press,
at Morgan's concert.

Mm-hmm. How was that?

- Don't even say that.
- Oh.

Just introduce it like that
and see if she...

Gives, volunteers
more information.

Thank you.

Hmm. Kid gloves.

I can't.

I'm trying to map
this out for us.

Because I don't wanna
make her angry.

Coming up.

The email suggested that
you retained a lawyer.

Did you want a divorce?

[tense music]

[upbeat music]

[doorbell chimes]

- Hi, hello.
- Hi, baby.

Look, you're cute.
[laughs]

I brought you
a little something.

- This is for the trip?
- This is for our trip, yes.

Look how cute.
You're all dressed up and

I'm always like this.
Unless I have a party to go to.

No, you're, great.
You look beautiful.

Oh, thank you.
Well, come on in here.

- I'm gonna...
- It's such a pretty room.

Look, Marta or Jesse?

I didn't know you
spoke Spanish.

Well, I grew up
speaking Spanish because

- when you live in L.A.,
- Yeah.

And I had, you know,
people working for us

that spoke Spanish always so.

And then I married,
my husband's Mexican.

You know what,
I didn't know that.

- You didn't?
- No.

Also, side note,
I appreciate your text

when that photo came out

and you sent that text.
Thank you.

Look, I'm the kind of
friend, I'm ready for war.

Mm-hmm.

It took everything for me not
to get in my car

and drive over here.

When we were at Dorit's house,

Kyle made a point that I hadn't
tried to get to know her either.

I feel I was being
maybe singled out

because you got
to know her first.

You said that you don't
have preconceived ideas.

Your actions say otherwise.

So, I think this is just
the perfect opportunity

for us to open up to each other.

When I first met you...

Mm-hmm.

I mean, he had just moved out.

Oh, I see.

I feel like I'm going to
get really emotional right now.

I don't know why. I could feel
it was coming and I'm like,

I don't wanna do that right now.
I just wanna be able to explain

in like, the most open,
honest ways.

- Yes. Yeah.
- 'Cause I want to...

you to get to know me
and kind of explain everything.

- But, um...
- Yeah.

- I just, you know,
the way we did it was, I know,

not like a traditional way.
But I wasn't ready to leave.

- Yeah.

I didn't even know if that's
what I wanted to do.

I was just like, you know.
And then...

He had finally moved out.

Yeah.

When he finally said,
"I am going to move out",

it was strange.
It was like, wow,

this is really happening.

And I think that part of me
would have been happy

just oh, well,
you just live in your room

and I'll live in my room,
and we just do our own thing.

Which is just not realistic.

So... I don't know.

I have sort of a funny,
not really funny,

but maybe morbid, but an aside.
[chuckles]

So, you know Peter died

- when Lael was four.
- Right.

And we had been separated
before he got sick.

I was afraid to ask him
for a divorce.

I didn't want him
to be mad at me.

I didn't wanna be the bad guy.

- Yeah.
- I just said let's be separated

and we'll figure it out,
you know? And then, one day,

I go over to pick up Lael,
and there was this woman there.

And then when we found out
that his cancer was terminal,

I came in the hospital one day
and she was like, you know,

rubbing his head, and like,
giving him these like,

very tender kisses.

And girl, I lost my mind.

I was like,
get this bitch outta here.

Wow.

I understand where Kyle is
because the pain of seeing

someone that you have built
a life with, move on,

is unlike anything else.

It's hard to fathom that it's
possible for them to do that.

You know, obviously
I didn't love seeing that.

- Yeah.
- And it's like,

he feels bad enough as it is.

I know he feels horrible. I know
him well enough to know that.

But why? What is it?

'Cause he feels like
you're embarrassed?

Like, what, what is it?

He wouldn't want
to hurt me in any way.

Hmm.

Or our girls.

But when are y'all
supposed to move on?

We're separated,
we're not divorced.

- Yes.
- Or filed for divorce.

Right. How long do you think
you can do that, or be in that?

Well...

I feel like that changed things,
the photo, to be honest.

The photo. Whoa!

- Yeah.
- It changed things.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm gonna have
a conversation with him

but I think...

Hmm.

I think that just gives me
permission to move forward

with what I need to do.

Yeah, yeah.

So, this is the first time
you'll see each other since?

He's been in Europe.

Hmm!

- Ha!
- Mm-mm-mm.

- Would you like to join us?
- I would!

[laughs]

[curious music]

[door shuts]

[drink burbles]

Great, thank you.

- Hi.
- Hello, welcome.

- How are you?
- Hi.

How are you?

- It's a little weird, but.
- Yeah.

It's good.
[chuckles nervously]

Thankfully you leaned
in and gave me a kiss.

- Why wouldn't I?
- I don't know.

Want a high five?

PK and I have now been
separated for three months.

Can I have a drink?

Oh, I don't drink.
There's a problem.

What I thought was going to be
an amicable separation

turned into three months

of the worst
kind of rollercoaster

I could've imagined.

We're talking
like, five times a day.

I know, but
we're not going to.

We had a four-hour
therapy session.

- Four hours!
- Four hours.

He throws out,
"This is why I want a divorce!"

No!

I think he's a very
good father. Am I correct?

Wrong.

Well...

I have no idea
what to expect tonight.

- Hi, you guys, welcome in.
- Hi, how are you?

How are you doing tonight?
Good, I'm good.

Good, how are you?
What mocktails have you got?

We don't have a menu
for mocktails but--

Do you do a phony negroni?

I can do that for you, yeah.

- Is that what you drink?
- I'll have a phony negroni.

- A phony negroni.
- Belvedere with club soda.

- Absolutely.
- Lemon squeezed in really well.

I'll be right back with that.

I'm really pleased to hear
that you're doing this work.

You've been doing work on
yourself as well, haven't you?

Yes. And I feel like my eyes
are wide open for the first time

in a very long time.

- Thank you, honey.
- Absolutely.

I don't want to misinterpret
what you mean

by your eyes wide open.

I mean like,
the last few months,

something shifted in you.

The first time things started
to go wrong were when we spoke

about the apartment.
- Right.

And I said I'm
taking this apartment.

- Right.
- One of the significant

issues in our marriage
were your control issues.

And there was me, separated,
and less than a few weeks in,

you're dictating
where I'm gonna live.

And that's in the backdrop of me
knowing that you're in our house

and I'm taking this
really small apartment,

which was, in my life,
as humble as it's ever been.

And it felt like
an approval process

that I didn't want to go
through. But when this--

We never actually
had the conversation

about the apartment.

Yeah, but I didn't
wanna have the conversation.

That's my point.

Well, that's my point.

Hi, you guys,
sorry to interrupt.

Did you wanna go ahead
and put some food in?

Sushi and I'll get a Caesar.

Maybe I'll do the Spicy Caesar.

- Thank you.
- Absolutely.

We clearly have
different views.

But what I would like
to know is what prompted

that long email

that knocked me off my feet?

What's in it? What did it say?

Just finances. And I'm gonna
stop paying this

and you're gonna be liable
for this.

Where are we going with this?

Honey, that's a divorce.

Dorit, you really wanna
start discussing

only part of that email?

No, I'm, I'm not finished.

Because it was a summary
of how you've made me feel

and what life will
potentially look like

if we don't resolve this.

The reason I asked you to retain
a lawyer was in an attempt

to try to and have a commercial,
sensible conversation,

'cause we were not able
to communicate.

So, bring in some experts.

Try? I kept telling you

that we need to communicate.

I wanted to communicate
like civil people.

Thank you. We could
have of these between us.

All right, let's move forward.

So, the email suggested
that you had retained a lawyer

and you were 100 steps
ahead of me.

Did you, at any point...

want a divorce?

[tense music]

[tense music]

So, you had retained a lawyer
and were 100 steps ahead of me.

Did you, at any
point, want a divorce?

I believe that unfortunately
this is what ends a marriage.

I believe that rather than
bringing out the best in me,

you could bring out
the worst in me.

The reality is, we have to
co-parent

and we have to keep
it loving and kind,

and we have to work on
our relationship

and make ourselves get back.

You know, you're my best
----ing mate, right? Period.

We need to find that friendship
again. We lost it, right?

Do you have, in your mind,

Dorit and I are going to try
to work through things

but divorce is there?

I don't know.

- You don't know what?
- I don't know whether

divorce is in our future.
I don't know.

At the moment, you sit here
and you think

we've got no ----ing
chance, right? But who knows?

I just want some
clarity, that's all.

I'm trying,
I'm trying to answer you.

Please.

Okay. So, what's next for us

is our journey to become
friends again, right?

For me, that's what's next.

If we sit here in six months'
time and we say,

do you know what? We've managed
to do this, Dorit.

We've got the kids sorted,
we're best of friends

but we're better
not being married,

then we'll
not be married, right?

I don't feel in my heart
that I want a divorce.

But I'm not the one in control.

Truthfully,
PK's calling the shots.

Wow, you are hard
----ing work, dude.

- All right, can we go home now?
- Okay.

Everything's pretty. Okay.
Hurry before Keely gets here.

Okay, I'm gonna
get some wine glasses.

[glass rings]

Now, that is
the sound of crystal.

Oh, Lord, almost got
attacked by the plant.

[knock on door]

Ah!

- Hi, baby.
- Hey, hey.

- Oh!
- Okay, well I got the dessert.

Very good. And?

- Oh, that's very sweet.
- Yeah, something for Lael.

I'm feeling a little
nervous about it.

Lael and Keely have really only
been around each other

in the company of other people.
We've never had one-on-one time.

- Hey, hey, you look nice.
- Hi. Thank you. So do you.

- Yep, yep, I got the memo.
- Oh, I know,

- the two of you are matching.
- I got the memo.

But things are moving really
quickly with Keely and I.

Like at the speed of light.

And Lael's back here
in the caboose.

- Aw, for me? Thank you.
- Yeah, those are for you.

-So, I need her to come along
the journey

and get to know Keely
a little bit better.

The first time I met you

- was in Ghana, right?
- Yeah.

Okay, and when I showed
up in Ghana, what did you think?

Was it like, ah, he seems cool,

or yep, you were
just happy for your mom?

Oh, no. No, I thought
he seems cool.

[laughs]

I'm a little anxious.
I'm really excited.

Yeah, but more anxious
than anything

to see how this goes.

- Oh, thank you. Thanks.
- Ready, there you go.

Thank you.
Well it looks delicious.

- Do you want some?
- Yes, I, I don't mind serving.

- Okay.
- Here you take that.

[quirky tense music]

Can I ask you a question?

Mm-hmm.

Do you guys think that
you'd like, move in together,

like, before you guys
got married?

[quirky tense music]

Ah, well, that's a tough
question because

have I lived with somebody
before marriage? Yes.

But I think in this case,

I would probably wait

'til like maybe
there was an engagement.

And I'd want you and her
to have a conversation first.

Do you think you guys
would like, move here, or like,

move to San Diego? Or like,
meet somewhere in the middle,

or like, somewhere new?

It would be easier
for me to pick up, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- And come up here.

But I'd keep my house
in San Diego.

- Hmm.
- What would you prefer?

I'd prefer to stay here.

I mean, 'cause like, even if
you guys got married like,

tomorrow and we had to like,
move somewhere,

then I'd have to like, you know,

adapt to a new high school
and stuff.

- Hmm.
- And like, get new friends.

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna
uproot ya.

I know the importance
of friendships,

- relationships, of course.
- Mm-hmm.

Would you guys want like,
multiple kids

or just like, one more?

[tense music]
[laughs]

I'm gonna take
a sip of wine right now.

[laughs]

I am so proud of Lael.
My God!

She's asking all of the
questions that I have been

ooh, a little hesitant
to get the answer to.

I would like to have multiple
kids, but of course,

it's all based
on your mom's health.

We'd take it one at a time.

And this might be a hard
question, but like,

how soon do think,
like, you guys would want to,

like, get married,
and like, have a kid?

Your mom, she embodies
the essence of somebody

who I think um,
would instill great values.

Well, thank you.
I appreciate that very much.

Yeah. So, I forgot
what the question was.

[all laugh]

But it's okay,
we like the answer, though.

Outta all of that,
but that was that.

The answer's great.
The answer's great.

Let me tell you something,
my late husband was a great dad.

He adored Lael and he has been
a giant in her life

and in her mind
this entire time.

So, I haven't brought
anybody around to meet her

because I simply didn't
think they could measure up.

And Keely does.

Coming up.

I only partied like, five nights

out of the 25 nights I was gone.

I promise.

[upbeat music]

I feel so tired right now.
The dogs woke me up so early.

- What time?
- Like five o'clock.

- Five? That's so brutal.
- I know.

I've been getting tired at like,
nine and waking up at eight

'cause of Europe. I'm like,
still on that time.

Hi, Dad.

- What's up?
- Hey.

Oh, my God,
the dog got so big.

I know. You're hot as--

- I haven't seen you since.
- Why are you so hot, Dad?

Your trip. How are you?

Good, how are you?

Seeing that photo of Mau
was like, okay,

things have changed

and I don't know how he's
going to be towards me now.

I'm going back up
to my room. I love you.

Love you too. Mwah.

I don't know what
this relationship is.

I don't know if this
is just a passing thing

or a serious thing?
And I know how women are.

So, how was your trip?

It was nice. A lot of spas.

A lot of sound healing,
spiritual healing.

I only partied like, five nights

out of the 25 nights I was gone.

By the way, you do know
that Mau is trying to get PK

and my husband
to go to St. Tropez?

I know.

So, now he wants
to drag my husband

into his single lifestyle?

Oh!

I promise.

This is very awkward. We both
know what we are both thinking.

Um, and then that's it.
And like... what am I doing?

I feel like he's
distracting himself

so he doesn't have
to deal with me.

[laughs]

It was an awkward
trip because you know,

it was the first time I ever go
without you know, the family.

Oh.

You know, I, I wanted to do
that and I, you know,

wanted to be alone and take
advantage of you know,

seeing what that looks like,
and just be, you know,

run around and make decisions
you know, last minute. And...

[spoon clangs in mug]

Well...

[slurps coffee]

I don't, I mean...

[laughs awkwardly]

Yep.
[clears throat]

You know, obviously the Mykonos,
you know I got photographed

you know, in the airport.

You know that I would never
wanna do anything on purpose

that would hurt you
or the kids.

I really am sorry for...
you know,

hurting you. I would never want
to hurt you on purpose.

I know that you would never do
that on purpose.

I know that you did not know
your picture was being taken.

I don't know that the other
person didn't know that.

Well...

But obviously,
that's hard to see.

Yeah.

But um... we are separated

and we're allowed to do
what we want in this time.

It's just strange, you know?

Of course.

I get it.

The photos really did
say to me...

he's moving on.

You can live in this,
you know, la-la land

for as long as you want,
but that was, you know,

a hammer on the head saying,
"Hello, Kyle, he's moved on.

It's okay. You're both
entitled to live your lives."

[somber music]

Just like...

I don't know what I'm supposed-
I was like,

what, I don't know what
I'm supposed to do now.

But anyway.

I think about
how did we get here?

If we care about
each other so much,

how did we allow this to happen?

Everything we built,
this is like the rug

really being ripped out
from under your feet.

Like, I did not expect
my life to go in this direction.

[sniffles]

And...

I'm seeing these photos.

I think it makes it pretty
clear that

this is permanent and...

I don't think it's going to
be easy to come back from that.

[upbeat music]

Saint Lucia,
here we come!

Da, da, da, da!

I need to show you
a couple of options.

I'm thinking about this
for birthday dinner.

This is not mature enough.

It's a Paco Rabanne.

Well, I'll put
it to the side then.

Okay, I'm gonna bring
you my options.

This is naked,
nothing underneath it.

Thirst trap photo.

Is this a dress or a swimsuit
coverup? Or a nightgown?

What?

All of the above.

Oh, I have this hat.

I just think it's like,
so fabulous.

Oh, my God, that's yes.
What do you wear it with?

A black lace bra
and high heels.

[both laugh]

- Very Erika Jayne.
- Oh, my God.

Look at these ho shorts.

- Cute.
- Yeah.

Yeah, we wanna be comfortable
when we go to do active wear.

There's even more ho.

Also known as regular for me.

This is the only
country in the world.

- Uh-huh.
- Where it's named

- after a woman.
- Oh, I love that.

- The only country in the world.
- What's her name, Lucia?

Yeah, that's her name.

Yes, Saint Lucia,

- who's a woman.
- Okay, okay.

Okay.

[upbeat music]

I know.

- Thank you.
- Welcome Missus, Erika.

The red eye.

Two check and then
my two carry-ons.

- Hi.
- How are you? Hi.

- You came pride Chanel.
- I mean.

Come on, Birkenstocks.
Oh sh--, I dropped my phone.

- You look great.
- So cute.

Hi, guys. I am happy to go on
a girls trip, escape L.A.,

escape the paparazzi that are
photographing Mau,

and just enjoy myself.

Look at you
with the cute luggage.

I know. I had this
woman, she was a princess,

she sold me a Birkin bag.
This is amazing.

Oh, my God.
That's clearly vintage.

It's stunningly beautiful.

It's um, Hermes.

Look at this Hermes,

crocodile, vintage jewelry case.

It's divine. I need one of these
boxes in my line.

This is like,
old movie star sh--.

- Hi, how are you?
- Thank you.

Hi, guys.

You guys all put together.

So exciting!

Okay, so Kathy and Dorit
got on the 12:00 flight.

- They're there.
- Okay.

Boz is there.
Already in Miami. That's three.

You would not believe how
difficult it is to get

all of these ladies
to our final destination.

It really is
like herding cats. I mean,

they are just out here, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow.

So, we are taking separate
flights and meeting up in Miami,

and then head off to Saint Lucia
together from there.

Let's go, girls!

* I just wanna run away *

You can call me what
you want, but I'm sensible.

Kathy, we missed you on our,
on our flight

that did not recline.

Oh, you came from L.A.
like that?

- Ready?
- Saint Lucia, here we come.

- We are on our way.
- I'm gonna have a good time.

[laughs]

Been a long time
since I've had a good time.

Well, we're in for it. Yay!

Our itinerary is packed,
and I love it.

We have some
fabulous dinners planned,

we have some local activities,
we have a boat ride.

We've gotta celebrate Erika
and Dorit's birthday.

We've got a night market.
I love being in charge.

[airplane roars]

[chill music]

Almost there!

Cheers. Yay. Yay.

Cheers, baby.

Yay! So beautiful.

* The sunset is
taking me higher *

* I'm going to
play on the playa *

* I'm going to
play on the playa *

* The sunset is
taking me higher *

* I'm going to
play on the playa *

Oh, my God, look at this.
This is so cute. Oh, my God.

- Our butler team.
- Yes.

Hello! How are you?

Oh, we're so excited.
It's so beautiful!

Wow.

Ladies, welcome to Windjammer
Landing Resort and Residence.

We're honored
to have you here today.

Thank you so much.

Welcome to the beautiful
island of Saint Lucia.

- Yay!

Cheers. Let me take you to
your private residence.

Right this way,
ladies. Right this way.

Oh, it's so beautiful. Hello.

Oh, this is so pretty.

Nice! Oh, it says
happy birthday. Yes!

Oh, my God, there's
a whole drum thing here.

[steel pan music]

I love this welcome.

This is exactly the way
I wanted our trip to start.

We've got beautiful views,
delicious cocktails,

a steel pan band.

And ha, a gorgeous time ahead.
Who would complain?

[women cheer]

Okay, so, we have our rooms.

- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

They're all around, so.

- Oh, okay.
- Okay.

Um, let's see, yes.
Erika and Dorit will be here.

Kyle and Kathy,
y'all are in a villa together.

And then, Sutton,
Garcelle and Jen.

Garcelle, Sutton,
and Tilly and I

have to sleep in
the same bed as Sutton.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- I have traveled with Sutton
a lot before.

I don't think we've ever
shared a bed together.

I have actually slept
next to her on planes

and she does have
a tendency to wake up

in the middle of the night
going, "Ah!"

[laughs]

Off to the rooms!

[women cheer]

Coming up.

I was feeling some
weird vibes from Dorit.

We haven't said
two words to one another.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

But she's definitely
coming in like,

uh-oh, I may have been
a bad girl.

This is your room, Erika.

Oh, my gosh, the personalized
pillows. Take that!

This is stunning.

This resort is beautiful nestled
in this beautiful mountainside,

gorgeous beaches.

Welcome home.

Boz may be giving Kathy Hilton
a run for her money

on these trips.

Oh, we have to climb
stairs to get to our villa?

Oh, no, no, no.

- It's good for us!
- Oh, oh.

Beautiful.
Look at those barstools.

So pretty.
Let's go outside.

And look at that.

Oh, our own little private
pool. This is very pretty.

It's beautiful.

Look how beautiful this view is!

- Oh, this is gorgeous!
- This is gorgeous!

Ooh, this is so pretty.

Ay.

[curious music]

[jars clunk on counter]

[squeals]

Oh, wow.

[curious music resumes]

This is incredible.

Oh, a pool!

- Oh my God!
- We could lay out topless.

I see naked
pool picture right here.

[curious music resumes]

Oh, my knees.

Oh no, my candy
all came apart. Disaster.

Oh, no, Mr. Bill!

I'm panicking. The idea being
without my candy for the next

three or four days is very
triggering to me.

I know I'm going to need to eat
this candy

at three in the morning
after I've had

another one of our
terrifying dinners.

[giggles]

I still wanna
eat it. Is that wrong?

- Yay!
- This is so pretty.

Oh, thank you, my love.
Thank you, thank you.

You're welcome.

- I feel relaxed already.

I just feel like, like,
aw, we're on vacation.

We're in the country
I can't pronounce.

Santa Lucia.
[laughs]

I am home!

Do you feel good?

I am so happy.

Have I settled it with Dorit?

I was gonna ask you that.
I didn't see you guys

say hello but I wasn't
with you the whole time.

I was feeling some
weird vibes, so I don't know.

- From whom?
- When?

- From Dorit.
- From who?

From Dorit.

She probably feels weird
because the last time

that you guys were together
at the Caviar Kaspia thing

you were at
each other's throats.

Did I call you a bitch?

No, I should have
called you a ----ing bitch.

Oh!

I think that she digs
at me pretty hard.

Okay, we're back.
I see the eyes.

Sutton's eyes,
they're like this.

I'm getting weird vibes
from Dorit.

Oh.

I wanna enjoy
the trip, you guys.

- Yes!
- I don't wanna sit around

with things festering.
We haven't said two words

- to one another.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

But I know when
she comes in with wrath,

I know when she's looking--

And you think she's
coming in with what today?

She's definitely
coming in like,

uh-oh, I may have been
a bad girl.

[snickering]
Oh, my God.

- Here's the thing.
- Okay.

I'm watching Dorit with Kyle.

- And Dorit's acting like--
- They're best friends again.

Yeah. But the forgiveness factor
is so easy between them.

- Well, they've always had that.
- But with me, it's like--

They've always had that,
and I'm sure

they can say we have that.

- You know, I like all the girls
but I have to say

it's a cliquey group
and it's tough to crack.

I mean, myself, as a newcomer.
- Yeah.

It's a difficult group
to crack. That's all I'm saying.

- Yeah.
- I did have some sort of weird

expectation that we were all
gonna be like, walking along,

skipping, and holding hands,
and singing.

I like everyone to like me
and I really thought

oh, these girls all hang out
together, and you know,

we'll be a girl gang and we'll
all get to know each other

and have sleepovers,
and things like that.

But I think they all have
so much history together,

it comes off a little bit
as a cliquey.

I am intimidated because
it is a little bit like

the popular girls at school.

I grew up in the sixties
and I would always try

to get into the popular group,

but they all knew
I was not one of them.

Like, I was wearing
second-hand clothes.

I was the weird, hippie girl

that didn't take
a bath very often.

Ooh, I shouldn't say that.

Do you feel like it's kind of
almost like

no matter what you do,
you can't fix it?

- What's wrong, Sutton?
- What's going on?

It's just been a long row

- with these girls.
- Yeah.

And the only person that truly
supports me is Garcelle.

Jennifer: Mm-hmm.
- You know, even Kyle won't

say come on, this is enough.
It's always like, you two.

- Right.
- It's never, Dorit,

come on, that's too much.
- Uh-huh.

That's the million dollar
question is why does Sutton

continue to stand up for Kyle
when Kyle doesn't always

stand up for her?

I don't know. I don't know.

It's like I want 'em to like
me so much

- and I can't get 'em to.
- Yeah.

You can't be the one to give
it and not be able to take it.

You pose as a friend and then
often times work as an enemy.

This is not gonna
be Sutton on trial at sea.

Okay, now you're
being ridiculous.

What do y'all
---ing want from me?

[tense music]

Seriously, what do you
----ing want from me?