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Wayde:
On this episode of "Tanked"...

We'll make
A doghouse aquarium.

[ laughs ]

Make a little tunnel
Underneath.

Why don't you throw
The porch in and a.C., too?

Whoa. What is that?
[ dog whimpers ]

Redneck.
How'd he get up there?

Come here.

If dogs are continuously
Scratching on the acrylic,

This is
A huge embarrassment!

We're actually launching
Some new mobile products.

Why don't we do
A giant telephone?

Maybe like the size
Of that wall right there.

I like it.

I got you here
To talk about the dress code.

You're always dirty.

Wow. #awesome.

Unbelievable!
It's awesome.

That is
Flipping awesome.

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers
Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds
Like no one's ever seen.

Surprise!
Surprise!

Oh, my gosh!

Our family is the number-one
Aquarium builder in the world.

I was forced
Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett:
And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight,
But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it...

[ beeping ]

...We can build it.

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Wayde: working with brett,

You never know what he's
Gonna come up with next.

But one thing for sure...

This guy is always late.

[ horn honking ]

Look, I'm at work right now.

Hold on one second, please.

Come on! We're late!
[ horn honking ]

Sorry.

Brett and I
Got a meeting with the vet

Who takes care
Of our beloved animals.

It's about a tank.

In 15 years
That we've known him,

He's always surrounded
By animals.

He's got a crazy schedule, but
He happens to be home right now,

So we got to move.

Just tell him
Daddy will be there shortly.

Come on, dude.
Relax!

Listen, man,
It's not my fault.

Bryce is really sick.
Is he all right?

There's a bug
Going around town.

I know.
My kids had it last week.

Well,
He's got it this week,

So I have to go to school
Now and pick him up.

All right. He's a doctor.
He'll understand.

Go get your kid.
I am.

And I'll postpone it
For an hour.

So, I got my son home,
And he's gonna be okay.

Now we can meet
With dominic.

He home right now, dom?
Yeah. Supposed to be.

Wayde: dr. Dom
Is a big fish-tank guy.

He is so anxious for us
To come to his house

To talk about tanks.

What's up, wayde?
Hey.

Good to see you, man.
How you doing, man?

Okay. Dr. Dom.

Here he has a tank and a tank
And a tank and a tank.

You haven't seen
The sea horse tank, have you?

Oh, you got
A sea horse tank?

That's the new baby.

Nice.
Oh, wow.

I like how the two sea horses
Lock onto each other.

Yeah.

For me, this is like heaven,
If heaven was underwater.

All your tanks
Are looking great.

How many you have?

16 tanks.
Unbelievable.

I got to show you what we
Got in the other room now.

Growing corals, my friend.

Growing corals.
Wow.

So, this is
The new system.

Because
Everything's starting

To grow out there so much,

I'm doing
A lot more fragging.

Fragging is when you take
A piece of coral

Off the mother coral,
And you want to grow it.

And they actually do
A whole lot better

When they're captive-bred,
'cause they're already used to

Our artificial water
And the lighting.

Coming out of the ocean, they
Don't tend to do quite as well.

You said you wanted a tank.
Yeah.

There's only one problem.
What?

Where you gonna put
Another tank?

I would possibly call myself
An aquarium hoarder.

You need help.
You need help.

You got
Way too many tanks in here.

Well, I do have the clinic.

Customers will see it.

At least you'll see
A fish tank at work.

Let's go take a look.
Yeah. Let's do it.

All right.
Sounds good.

Look.
In the hallway.

This is
Definitely a better idea.

So, you've been here
A bunch of times.
You've seen it.

Middle of the room
Is probably not gonna work

'cause most of the dogs
Run all around.

We need the room
For that, for sure.

Yeah. No doubt.

We got
This side of the room.

Could do something
Maybe over here.

Dude, I got a great idea.

The majority
Of your business is dogs.

Wouldn't you say that?
Yes.

This doghouse has been here
For a long time.

It's probably, like,
A staple in the office.

We'll make
A doghouse aquarium.

A doghouse aquarium?

I think
It's a good idea.

I think the dog
Is gonna get a kick out of it.

You know,
To keep the authenticity

Of what a doghouse
Looks like,

It needs
To stay on the ground,

'cause I definitely
Want the dogs to kind
Of hang out under that.

I think it would be a cool
Effect with them watching fish.

And you know what? I
Think this is kind of
Like a basic doghouse.

I think we can put
A little kick to it,

Make a little tunnel
Underneath.

Why don't you throw
The porch in and a.C., too?

[ laughs ]

My brainstorm
Isn't over yet.

I just got
Another great idea.

Sounds like
A brain hurricane on its way.

You always take care
Of us.

I got a little something
I think we're gonna throw in

That's gonna take care of you,
And it involves the treats.

But I want to surprise you.

I'm liking the idea.

Yeah. We got
A 12:30 appointment for lunch.

I'll see you then.

Look who's here.

It's the phone guy,
Scott.

Hey, irwin.
How are you?

Good.

General:
Our phone-service guy, scott,

Wants to talk to wayde
And brett about a tank.

But first,
I'm gonna give these executives

An exclusive irwin raymer look
Inside atm.

These are all our birds.

Some of them are friendly,
And some of them not,

So don't be putting
Your hands out.

Behave yourself.

Behave yourself.

This is irwin. You forgot
Who you're talking to?

[ bird squawks ]

Come on.
Show everybody.

Come on. Come on.

[ bird squawks ]

I don't know.

[ chuckles ]

[ bird squawks ]

General:
Right here we have...

[ laughs ]
...Where we make the...

Irwin.

Oh. All right.

He likes you better.

Go to papa.
Come on.

There you go.
There we go.

We do all our coral inserts
Over here.

Hey.
What's up, guys?

How you doing?
Kristi: how are you?

We heard you guys
Were in the building.

Why don't you do me
A favor?

Go back to your office.
We can handle it from here.

Bye, irwin.
Thank you.

Good luck
With these guys.

You want a fish tank?

Want a very cool fish tank.
That's what we do.

Wayde: these reps
Are from telesphere,

Our office-phone suppliers.

These guys
Wanted a tank for years.

We've got
This big trade show.

It's the main one
For our whole industry.

We want a big draw,
Make a big splash.

And what's a better way to do it
Than a tank from atm?

I see your logo,
You know,

And I see the word "Sphere"
In your logo.

We could always do
A sphered aquarium

With some clouds around it,
Is one idea.

It has to make
A statement.

I mean, telephone
Is where we started.

Why don't we do
A giant telephone?

Wow.
What about, like, maybe,

Like, the size of that wall
Right there?

Wow.

That's huge.

But how would
We represent the cloud, then,

Since, you know, we're more
Than just a phone company.

Well, that's the trick.

How do you tie communications
To a tank?

We make the screen --
Where the screen
Would normally be,

Maybe make that
The fish tank.

If we put a computer
Behind the aquarium,

The screen can show off
All your services.

When they come up
And they're staring
At the fish tank,

They're not only
Watching the fish tank,

But catching
Your message.

Kristi: I like
What you're thinking.

When they walk in
And they see this phone,

They're gonna be like,
"Oh, my god!

Look at that phone!"
That's what we want.

That's what
I'm talking about.

Heather: hey.
What's going on?

How's bryce doing?

Think I got
What he's got.

It's been miserable.

Hey, you're not using this
As an excuse now, are you?

We got
A lot of work to do.

[ coughs ]

You're getting it
All over the place.

Good morning.
Brett: I'm sorry.

Oh, man.
You're making a mess.

Heather: put him in,
Like, a bubble.

Brett: what's up, red?

I seen a doghouse
Out in my shop

That I guess I'm supposed
To turn into a fish tank.

Honestly, guys,
I can't take this no more.

My head
Is killing me, dude.

Go take some medicine
Or something.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Get some vitamin "C."

I'll be back after lunch.

That means
He's gone for the day.

He's gone for the day.

But, yeah.
No, we got

To turn that whole doghouse
Into an aquarium.

Obviously it's set so low
To the ground.

Where's the steel stand
And the filtration going?

We're not gonna have that
On a steel stand,

But everything else
Is gonna go behind it.

What you have there
Is just a "Ruff" sketch.

[ laughter ]

Wayde: the telephone tank
Is gearing up,

And dr. Dom delivered
His doghouse to the shop

To help us build the aquarium.

It's very similar
To this.

Yeah. Look at this.
What?

Whoa. What is that?
Look at her.

It's moonshine.
Who?

Moonshine.
Moonshine?

Where'd you get
Moonshine from?

Yeah. I'm doing
A foster program.

Oh, I would think
You'd have a big dog.

Not a little dog like that
In it.

Hey.
Every dog needs a good home.

Let's figure out how we're
Gonna access this thing.

Does this roof come off
On this thing right now?

You got to get to both sides
To clean it.

If we have the panel off
On this side,

We won't be able to get
To the other side.

Now, what happens if you
Take both sides on the top,

Comes to a "V"?

This way
It'll connect both sides,

And hinges will let you
Open up either side.

That's a good idea.

I think
I'm getting what brett has.

I don't feel good, guys.

You look white.
Do I have a fever?

You know what?

You probably have
About 101.

What did I just see?
Did you just kiss him?

That's an old-school way
Of telling temperature.

You put your lips
To their forehead.

What do you do
If their fanny hurts?

Where's the dog?

Where's the dog?
Where's the dog?

Moonshine!
Where is he?

Find the dog.
Moonshine!

Where's the dog?

Moonshine!

[ barking ]

Moonshine!

Moonshine!

Here, girl!

[ smooching ]

Moonshine?

Redneck.
What?

How'd he get up there?
Wayde: where?

Right there!
Here, girl!

What are you
Doing up there?

[ moonshine whimpering ]

Come here.
Come here.

Come on.
Come on.

Come here.
That's a good dog.

That's a good boy.
Ah. Come here.

You got the dog.
I'm going home.

Go home.
Go home.

You got the dog back.
Thank god.

We don't have
Enough to do.

We got to run
After dogs now.

Wayde: the doghouse tank

Is gonna be
One fetching piece of work.

We'll start with an acrylic
Horseshoe-shaped tunnel.

Filters and plumbing

Will be built right into the
Back of the freshwater aquarium.

For an authentic doghouse look,

We'll build
Handcrafted wooden sides

And a rooftop that easily lifts
Up for maintenance and feeding.

Dog-themed fish will give the
Doctor's furry-pawed patients

Plenty to bark about
When they take a peek inside.

No bones about it --
The owners will love it, too.

Look.

Ah! This must be
For the doghouse.

Is that robert
With a dog?

Oh, my god!
I love it!

Why do you have
A dog here?

Redneck: I'm doing
Foster care now.

Look, robert.
Put her in here.

This is for dr. C.
What you doing?

Heather: okay. You see
What she's doing right there?

That's a big problem.

This is
A huge, huge problem.

Like, no one
Thought about this.

I got you here together
To talk about the dress code.

You know what?
You're always dirty.

Heather: we're building
A doghouse tank

For an animal hospital
Here in vegas,

And I just realized
Something could go wrong.

If dogs are continuously
Scratching on the acrylic,

You're not gonna be able
To see through it.

It's gonna look like crap.

Once they scratch it,
We can buff out acrylic.

Yeah. But who's
Coming in here to do this?

Are you kidding?

Like, no one's
Gonna fit in here,

'cause you know
When anything comes down to it

And they need someone small,
They send me.

I'm not doing it.

This is
A huge, huge problem.

Like, no one
Thought about this.

I kind of did
A little bit.

Will you hold her
For a minute?

Come here, my sweet.

Oh, my god.
You're so sweet.

What is that?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You're gonna scratch
The tank!

Redneck should be
Problem solving,

But I think
He just lost his mind.

What are you doing?

[ gasps ]

It's a protective film.

It comes in layers.

Every time
It gets scratched up,

You can peel a layer off.

And each time
We pull off a layer,

The tank
Will look brand-new.

Correct.

So we'll be able to see
The dogs, see the fish,

And dr. C will be happy.
Yes.

Good job, robert.
Let's go.

Come on.

We're gonna take her
And get her a little outfit.

Don't bring back my dog
All girly!

Hey.

Do you know
Where wayde is?

I got a question about the
Telesphere tank, and I just --

I know
He wasn't feeling good.

Let me give him a call.

Huh?
Hey, wayde, where are you?

You look terrible.
You look like you're half-dead.

Frankie's been asking
A lot of questions

About
The telesphere tank,

And other people
Are asking questions

About different things.

All right.
No problem.

Listen, I'll take care

Of whatever has
To be taken care of.

And I hope
You feel better.

I'll call you later.

It's finally official.

The general has been promoted
To commander in chief.

My dad is heading across town

To check out
The phone facade progress,

So I gave him the plans.

This 9-foot-tall phone aquarium

Will certainly have everyone
At the convention talking.

A 200-gallon tank will slide
Into the phone's facade

While concealing the plumbing,
Filtration, and steel stand

Just behind the dial pad.

Populating the interior

Will be saltwater fish
Swimming among the clouds,

Along with a collection

Of high-tech
Telecommunication devices.

And with the push of a button
On the dial pad,

A 42-inch tv screen
Will display video

Showing off telesphere's
Technology for everyone to see.

So, this is the background
Basically for the facade.

The base for the handset
Is off to the side.

We're just getting ready,
Actually,

To put the base for the handset
On here now and stand it up.

Oh, my god!
It's huge!

That's
Humongous.

It's so big!

And you know what they say
About a big phone.

No. What?

Big receiver.

Oh, my god.
[ gasps ]

Look at this.
Are you kidding?

Look at the size
Of this receiver.

How is it that we're
Gonna make this interactive?

Jason: push buttons
On the dial pad itself

Or the keypad
That's on in the front part

Of the tank right there.

Maybe they push
Those buttons.

They got the tv
In the background,

So they can play
Their advertising

Or whatever they want for
Their media content from the tv.

Okay. I like that.
General: that's cool.

The phone facade
Is looking amazing.

And gist is also building
The wooden exterior

For the doghouse tank.

And now it's back
To the office

To focus on the tank part
Of the phone tank.

Robert, I have
A project for you.

Wayde and brett called me

To get redneck working on the
Clouds for the telesphere tank.

They basically want it
To look like -- the frame of --

That's going around the tv,

They want clouds to represent
Their cloud service.

What kind of clouds
Are you talking about?
I don't understand.

Storage of files in clouds.

They call that cloud?

You know about this,
Redneck?

So, these cotton balls
Obviously represent the clouds.

You want me
To glue these in?

[ chuckles ] No.

I need you to come up
With an idea

Of how we can make
These clouds three-dimensional.

What about marshmallows?

What if we clear-coated
Marshmallows

And stuck the marshmallows
To the thing?

That is the dumbest idea
I've ever heard!

General: thank you!

Agnes: you know
Of those pop-up books?

When you open them,
It's like a 3-d dimension.

The paper, like, pops up.

What if we used
Vinyl cutouts?

Let me show you
With these scraps.

You know what I'm saying?
Like a pop-up book.

That'd probably be
Our best bet.

Okay.
Then do it that way.

I've got everything
Under control in the shop.

Now it's time
To shape up the office.

All employees of atm,

There's a mandatory meeting
At the bullpen.

It's mandatory
That you come out.

Time to straighten out something

That's been bugging me
For years.

I got you here together
To talk about the dress code.

I'm looking at everybody.
Baggy pants. You got your hat.

You are not really calling us
Here to discuss fashion.

You got a problem
With my hat?

Frankie: your pants
Are dragging on the ground!

Are you kidding me?
Baggy pants.

I want to see clean,
Fresh, and clean.

Aaron, you know what?
You're always dirty.

Your pants are dirty.
Your shirt is dirty.

I work in the shop
All day.

Even when you come into work,
It's dirty.

You don't even get
The stains out.

Redneck: you go
Out there in that shop

And spend
Eight hours a day

And see how clean and fresh
You look.

Why can't you get a shirt
With sleeves on it?

Because I don't like
Sleeves.

I don't like feeling
Constricted.

The right to "Bare" arms.

That's right.
That's right!

I got the right
To bare arms!

Heather:
That was very good!

You know, even with a crew
Of ragamuffins,

I think things
Are moving along fine and dandy.

Okay. Make sure
That you router it twice.

You got it plugged in?

We got to glue this fast.

It's gonna take
30 minutes to set.

Now, you got
A lot to do here.

You got to paint it.

Just be careful.
Don't scratch it.

Redneck: irwin.
What?

Why don't you let these guys
Just do their job?

They're doing their job, but
Somebody's got to oversee it.

You're doing over there.

You can't be
At two places at once.

You gonna put
More glue on?

I think
We have a problem.

Irwin's mind
Is like a steel trap.

It's been left in the weather
So long, it's rusted shut.

Hey, irwin.
Yeah.

Somebody wants
To talk to you.

Who is that?

That's wayde?

I rigged a tablet
To a hand truck.

It's instant robo-wayde.

It's the only way
To get irwin under control.

Wayde, that you?

Yeah. It's me.

How are you doing?

All I'm doing
Is trying to make sure

That everything
For the telesphere tank

Works out right.

No, he's sitting here,
Driving all the guys nuts

Because he's hanging
Over them

And not even letting them
Do their job.

You want me
To go back to the office?

Just tell me.

I think he died.

General:
Well, you know, robert,

You really haven't been
Productive

In the shop this week.

Your dad
Is out of control, bro.

What's going on in here?

Hey, what are you doing?
Playing games again?

I'm building tanks
On the "Tanked" app.

How do I do it?

Just search
"Tanked aquarium game"

At the itunes app store.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Yeah!
Yeah!

All right, guys.
Come on. Let's go.
You got to move it.

The general
Usually runs operations for atm

From behind his desk.

But this week,
He's on a big power trip,

And he's driving
Everybody in the shop crazy.

Just be careful.
Don't scratch it.

One way or another,
I'm getting wayde back in here.

He's in the shop
Annoying everybody.

You want me
To go back to the office?

Just tell me.

I think he died.

Look at him.

All right.
Let him run the shop.

I'm going. That's all.
Forget about it.

That's all.

I would rather roll wayde
Around on a dolly

Than hear the general's mouth.

Okay.

I'll take you
Back into the office.

Thanks for your help, though.

Brett's
Full of surprises,

And his latest one
Is having a dog-treat dispenser

Delivered to the shop.

So we're off
To gist specialties

To somehow include this
Into the doghouse facade.

Heather: hey, jay.
Agnes: hi, jay.

Hey, girls.
How are you?

Good.
This our doghouse?

Yes, it is.
It looks great.

Looks really good.

We have
An emergency, though.

[ laughing ] We do.

What is it this time?
We need your help.

This showed up on our desk
This morning.

So, what is that?

It is a treat dispenser.

We'll have to do
Something. We'll have to
Find somewhere we can put it.

It's got to be
Somewhat incorporated

Into something that's gonna be
A part of the doghouse,

Like a light maybe.

Or a fire hydrant!

Heather: a fire hydrant?

Really, agnes?

What?
Dogs love fire hydr--

Ohh. I gotcha.

We don't have enough space

To put it, like,
Inside of the tube,

'cause that's
Where the dog's at,

And we don't want to just
Maybe have it sitting out front.

Only thing I can see maybe
The house doesn't have now

Is maybe like a chimney
Or something, maybe.

Could we do something?
Oh. That's a good idea.

Maybe something incorporated
In here on the side.

What I can find here.

Maybe mount this somehow.

Okay.
Heather, try it out again.

Inside of it or something.

[ treat thuds ]

Jackpot!
It came down.

That'll be awesome.

I think we're good.

General: the office is running
Like a well-oiled machine,

So heather and I are off
To pick out some saltwater fish

For the telesphere tank.

Segrest farms,
Our freshwater supplier,

Will be shipping the fish
For the doghouse tank.

Oh, what a facility.

It's great, right?
Hey, eric.

Heather: how are you?
How are you?

My dad.

It's nice to finally
Have you over here.

What tanks
Are we doing today?

We have a phone tank.

It's a replica of a phone
That sits on your desk,

And it's got
All the functions.

Okay. Well, we got
A big place.

Let's walk through it.
Well, no. Wait.

What?
What's the problem?

Look how wet it is.

This is one
Of my nicest tracksuits!

I'm not gonna destroy this!

The saltwater
Will destroy it!

Are you kidding?

I told you
Not to embarrass me,

And this is what you do?

What?

Here.
Try putting your foot in.

How about
Putting it over his head?

[ laughs ]
Thank you very much!

There you go.
We're good as gold.

Happy now, princess?

Your pants
Are protected.

Come on.
Let's walk through.

All right. Let's go.

We'll take care
Of your sweatpants.

Wow.
I'm shuffling.

Unbelievable.
Oh, my god.

How about, like,
Something like a phone jack?

So, we have a fish
That's in the jack family.

Are they
Aggressive jackfish?

Aggressive towards
Very small fish.

They're
Very good eaters, too.

Will they eat the other fish
That are in the tank?

We're gonna put other fish
In the tank --

Won't be able
To fit in their mouths.

[ laughs ]

I want to show you
These signal gobies.

Oh. There you go.
A busy signal.

I think they're
Really interesting to watch.

You don't see which is the front
And which is the back,

So you never really know
If they're coming or going.

Eric:
Blueline trigger.

It's got the line
For the telephone.

I've heard that
The blueline trigger grunts.

What kind of grunt?
[ grunting ] Grunting.

Something like that, actually.
They do.

Are you serious?

They're not the only ones
That do that.

There's quite a few fish
That will actually grunt,

And you can hear them
And know where they are

By how they sound.
Really?

Yeah, they do.
Wow.

I think we have great fish
For our telesphere tank.

Let's pack them up,
Ship them out,

And we're going
Back to vegas.

Thanks, heather.
Hey, thanks.

It was
A pleasure meeting you.

Thanks, eric.
Thank you.

See you guys later.
All right.

I'm back in town,
And I want to make sure

That everybody knows
That I'm running a tight ship

And I should be taken seriously.

So I am conducting
Employee reviews.

Well, you know, robert,

You really haven't been
Productive

In the shop this week.

I'm just trying
To improve employee morale.

If you want to improve my
Morale, put your arms down.

Your arms are so flabby,

If you fell out of a tree,
You could fly.

Why don't you
Evaluate yourself?

I evaluate myself every day.
And you know what?

I'm doing a damn good job
At what I'm doing.

Yes. I know
Exactly what's going on.

[ indistinct arguing ]

Dude,
What are you doing?

Dude, your dad
Is out of control, bro.

Look.
Employee reviews?

Are you next up?
Yeah!

I'm sitting like I'm in the
Principal's office right now.

You're right underfoot!

What's going on in here?

And now it's time
For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: the answer is "A,"
Watchman goby.

The name "Watchman" comes
From their behavior in the wild

Where they act as watchmen
For shrimp on the ocean floor.

And in aquariums,
Watchmen gobies are peaceful

And get along
With all kinds of other fish.

Talk about your friendly
Neighborhood watch.

Wayde and I have been out sick,

And today I'm feeling better, so
I'm ready to get back to work.

[ indistinct arguing ]

Dude,
What are you doing?

Dude, your dad
Is out of control, bro.

Look.
Employee reviews?

Are you next up?
Yeah!

I'm sitting like I'm in the
Principal's office right now.

Oh, man.
This cannot be good.

You're right underfoot!

What's going on in here?

I'm having
An employee review.

Brett:
Employee reviews in my --

You back?
You feeling better?

You're back already?
Yeah, I'm feeling better.

I walked in and see you
Sitting in my office.

I'm getting a little nauseous
Right now, see you sitting here.

I'm implementing
New strategies,

And you
Break into the office.

Brett: this is my office.
You broke into my office.

That's number one.
Number two, what is this?

You changed the name
On my office?

Temporarily!

I came into this office
While you were gone!

There just doesn't seem
To be any appreciation,

'cause any time
I go out of my own,

Frankly, not once
Does anybody ever come back

And say,
"Hey, gee, dad, thanks.

You did a good job.
You got the tanks out."

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And blah.

You know, I don't care.

I'm not doing it anymore.

I apologize.

I'm sorry
I got into your office.

Go back to your office.

Your employee review
Will be on your desk.

Note to self --
Never get sick again.

Dude,
He's out of control.

You don't have
To tell me that.

General:
Had enough of this [bleep]

Brett: our graphics guy,
Phil from identity,

Made the vinyl clouds.

And redneck's got
Telesphere's tank all packed up,

And he's heading across town to
The big technology convention.

Redneck.

My dad did a lot of work
On this tank

While wayde and I were out,

And he wants to see it
All put together.

The convention floor will be
Filled with thousands of people

In just a few hours,

And with the general
Managing this project,

I just hope
The install goes smoothly.

Pull straight up.

We're gonna unload
Everything here this way.

Whoa, whoa.

Okay.

Bring it this way.
Guys, what's up?

Brett: hey!

What are you doing?

How you feeling?
I'm a little better.

You think I was gonna miss one
Of atm's installs? Come on.

I got everything
Under control.

You're handling this?
He's the boss? Really?

I've been sick, too, bro.

Put the stand in first.

Be his eyes.

Oh, you're doing fine.

Everything is fine.

There's nothing
To worry about.

Now, this tank,
Everything fits?

The fish scheduled?
Everything's good?

Everything is --
You're sure?

Lights, gravel,
Sand, water?

You're talking faster
Than I can answer you.

Wait until you see.

You're gonna be very proud

Of what I've done
In your absence.

Tell -- make sure --
Let's get the tank now.

All right.
Nice and easy.

All right.

Slide it on.
Be careful.

All right.
There you go.

You know,
Get the plumbing next.

All right, guys.
You're doing a great job.

Come on. Let's just get
The plumbing over.

Make sure that you
Level everything out.

Now, with that pump, we gonna
Have enough flow and everything?

Man: yeah, it's plenty.
So we're good.

Then we got to fill up first,
Turn these on.

What's up?

You got the fish?
Absolutely.

Let's get them acclimated.
Let's get them prepped up.

Are we ready
For sand and water?

Yeah.
Man: we're ready.

Here's the first bag
Of sand.

Maybe use two hands.
There you go.

Brett: all right. Let's get
The water in, all right?

Let her rip!

As project manager,
I wanted to show these guys

That I could take charge
Of this install,

So I told them to take a break.

Hey, pipes.
What's going on?

How's everything going?

Not too good.

What's the problem?

Well, the pump
Doesn't seem to be working.

It should work,
But it's not.

Break's over.

Hey, wayde.

We got a little problem.

What's wrong?

One of the pumps --
It's not working.

We're in trouble.
We're screwed.

Without a pump, the fish

Wouldn't get the oxygen
That they need,

So I got to get on the phone
And get a pump fast.

No, no, no.

The pump that's on here is bad.

Are you kidding me?

Hey. Hold on.

The general took the pump
That's in the return bin out

And put it on the tank.
Are you serious?

He took the pump that
Was supposed to be returned.

Do we have
Another pump there?

Kyle!
Kyle: yo!

Come here.

What's going on?

Wayde: you need to get
On your bike right now.

I need you
To fly back to atm,

Strap a pump on your bike,

Get back here
As fast as possible.

All right.
I'm out.

If kyle
Doesn't get back in time,

The water's gonna be cloudy
For the big unveiling.

Kyle, go!

Hey, guys!
Come on in!

Oh, my god!

That's amazing!

Wayde: we're installing
A giant phone tank

At a technology convention
Opening in just a few hours.

And guess what.

We got a little problem.

What's wrong?

One of the pumps --
It's not working.

I sent kyle back to the shop
To grab a new pump.

But we got to keep moving
In the meantime.

Listen, let's do this.

Let's get everything else
On this tank ready right now,

And we'll leave
The pump for last.

Then we'll put that on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, irwin. Grab that cart
And stand it up.

Hold on, hold on.

Okay. It's on.

Count to 3, brett.

1, 2, 3.

Nice.

Wayde: so, right now,
We can't do a thing

Until this pump
Gets here.

General: oh, wait, wait.
There he is.

The pump is here --
And not a moment too soon.

I knew that motorcycle
Would come in handy someday.

No doubt.

The pump replacement
Will just take a few seconds,

So we got to keep moving
Right along.

You ready for fish?

Yeah. I'm just getting rid
Of your dad's fingerprints.

What are you doing?
You told me to get fish.

I told you
To get the fish.

I didn't tell you
To put them in.

Let's see
What he learned.

Tell him
What kind of fish those are.

These are lookdowns.
These are nice, huh?

They're beautiful.

Look at them.

What else we got?
The heniochus.

Careful.

That's a big heniochus.

It is. Those are
The best of the best.

This is a beauty.

Purple-and-blue box.

Purple-and-blue box.

Look at that.
Isn't that beautiful?

It's kind of got a mug on it
Like you, irwin.

All right.
He's going in the tank.

He's got to make
Some phone calls.

All right.
Next one.

Butterfly.

Butterfly fish.

The butterfly's
Going through the clouds.

Through the clouds.

I like it.

All right. Those are
The last fish, guys.

Let's get them in.
Let's get the receiver on.

Let's get
This thing wrapped up.

I mean,
The convention starts,

So we got to show this
To the client.

You got it.
Let's do it.

We're almost finished.

Before we can show this
To the client, though,

We just have
A few finishing touches.

Wow. #awesome!

Whoo!

Did your dad
Just talk in hashtag?

#embarrassing.

#your dad.

#you married into it.
Pbht.

Is it all good?
I think it's really good.

But I think your dad
Should call the clients in.

Call the client.
Get them ready.

Hey, guys!
Come on in!

Oh, my god!
Wow. That's amazing.

Unbelievable!
It's awesome.

Clark: oh, man!

This looks
Exactly like the phone.

I can't believe
How big it is.

You got
A 200-gallon tank here.

It's almost 9 feet tall,
So it's a big phone.

Probably one of the biggest
Phones in the world.

So, one of the things
That you guys said

Is that, you know,
Your applications

Are on multiple devices,

So we actually re-created
Fish-safe tablets,

Smartphones, your office phone
Inside the aquarium.

We got the smartphone
Right there.

Yeah, the --
You see how smart it is.

You see the two smartest guys
On the planet right there.

[ laughter ]
Huh?

So, cloud communication
Is part of your company.

That's what you guys do.

Now, one of the things
That you challenged us with

Was making this
Interactive.

Dad, is this thing
Interactive?

This is interactive.

Go ahead
And push the button.

Go ahead.
Okay.

Yeah. That works good.
There you go.

Brett: we put vinyl clouds,

And then we have
An informational video

That actually plays
In the clouds.

Kristi: very nice.

So now it can talk
To your clients.

They can stand
In front of the fish tank

And get information
At the same time.

Unbelievable.
Outstanding, guys.

That's amazing.

Clark: I can't believe
These guys at atm

Not only understood
Our vision,

But they made it all
Come to life.

With all the devices and
The cloud around the screen,

It's amazing -- more than
We could ever have dreamed up.

So, we gave you fish
Based on the clouds.

One of the fish
We have in there,

They're called
Lightning damsels.

And obviously lightning
Comes from the clouds.

We also have fish
Up at the top.

You see,
They're called lookdowns.

And those lookdowns
Are actually tank-raised,

But they're looking down
From the cloud.

We have
A dog-faced puffer,

And that puffer right there,
He blows up like a cloud.

So there's a lot
Of awesome fish

With a lot
Of amazing colors

That's gonna attract a lot
Of clients over to here.

Enjoy it.
Show it off.

And hopefully you get
A lot of business from it.

Kristi: absolutely.
No doubt.

Thank you so much.
All right.

It's exactly what we wanted.

Love it.

They thought this phone
Was off the hook, baby!

[ laughs ]

[ pulsating tone ]

Last night, everything
Was smoothly operated

For the phone tank.

Well, I hope
Today isn't "Ruff"

For the doghouse
Installation.

Hey, hey, hey.
Don't break the doghouse!

Slow down!

This thing
Came out nice, huh?

Yeah.
No, it looks good.

Wayde: this aquarium
Is for park animal hospital

Right here in vegas.

The doctor that runs this place
Is our pets' personal vet.

Yeah. And this doghouse
Is gonna make the experience

Of going to the doctor
More pleasurable

For our dogs
And for the doc's canine pals.

It's too big to bring in
In one piece.

It won't fit
Through the door.

So we got to take it apart
And then bring it inside.

Got it?
Yeah. Aah!

All the way over.

Watch out.
Man: keep going.

Brett: watch the front.

Do not let it slam down.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait a second.

Lift the cart up.

Slow, slow.

Very nice.
See how nice that was?

Come on.
Let's piece it together, guys.

All right, guys.
Plan of attack.

Let's get the filters
Put together.

"Attack"
Is not a good thing

To say in a dog,
You know...

Attack.
[ laughs ]

Right now, we still have
To get the gravel in it.

We still got to get
Some decorations.

We got to get the chimney.

We got to get
All the wood facade.

Nice and easy, guys.

Got to come forward.
Yeah.

With the doghouse in place
And put together,

It's time to fill her up.

We'll add some gravel
And a few plants

And, of course, water.

Brett, let her rip!

All right!
Let her rip!

Yeah.

Agua, baby.

Here's the rest
Of the stuff.

These fish were shipped in
From segrest farms,

Our freshwater supplier
In florida.

Now it's time
To put them in the tank.

We got to pick up
The pace,

'cause the doc's
In surgery,

And we got to have it ready
When he's done.

Water dogs.

Water dogs.

Hey, these guys
Look like real dogs.

Look at them.

Izzy: got some
Lyretail black mollies.

Those are
The black labs.

Give the dog a bone.

We got dalmatian mollies.

Are these all white
With black spots

Or all black
With white spots?

Brett: I don't know.

But they look
Like a firehouse dog.

We got some glass cats.
Dude, look at these guys.

Dude, you're gonna put cats
In the doghouse?

Yeah. Absolutely.
I don't know.

I think the dogs
Are gonna go after the cats.

Last, but not least,
Green tiger barbs.

Oh, these guys
Got cool colors.

Dude, they're playful.

They chase
Each other like dogs.

How we looking?

Good. You still have to put
Your dispenser in, dude.

I got it. I got it.
All right.

Hold on.
Dude, this thing fits nice.

[ clatter ]
Oh!

[ straining ] Might not
Have a dispenser anymore.

Doctor,
Come on out!

That is
Flipping absolutely awesome.

Oh, I love it.

I absolutely,
Absolutely love it.

Wayde: we're at
An animal hospital in vegas

Installing a doghouse tank
For our pets' doctor.

Our final step is hooking up
A surprise dog-treat dispenser,

And I hear this noise.

[ clatter ]
Brett: oh!

[ straining ] Might not
Have a dispenser anymore.

Can't take you anywhere,
Brett.

What?
I just dropped the lid.

Everything's fine.

Listen, that doctor's
Gonna neuter us

If we don't get it right.

Put it in. Let's go.
Is it in?

I got to put
The chimney cap on.

Hurry up.
We want to show him.

All right.
We're good.

Hey, I want you
To test it.

I got the --
I want to see it work.

Hold on.

Push the button.

[ treat thuds ]

Go get your food, son.

Perfect.

This is, like,
One of a kind.

It's a doghouse aquarium.

I think all his clients
Are gonna love it that's
Gonna come in here.

Even the people sitting
Waiting for the dogs
Are gonna love it.

I think
It's a perfect fit.

Doctor,
Come on out!

That is flipping
Absolutely awesome.

You did it.
I'm impressed.

Oh, I love it.

I absolutely,
Absolutely love it.

It's gorgeous.
So, show me. Show me.

The tank itself is made
Out of one-inch material.

One full piece
That goes all the way around.

So, the dogs
Are gonna run inside,

And what
They're gonna do is,

They're gonna try
To play with the fish.

So they're gonna try
To scratch it.

So what's in there
Is actually, which
Is really cool --

There's a film
That's inside the tank.

Take the knife.
Okay.

Scratch this.
Put a scratch on it.

See? That's their claws
Scratching it.

What's cool about it --
Comes right off,

And it's brand-new again.
No way.

Yeah.
That's awesome.

Protects it,
You can see through it,

It's nice and clear, and
It takes care of the aquarium.

Excellent.

Now, what's really cool
About this is,

Some are very hard
To access.

Right.

The whole roof comes up.
That's awesome.

You access
The whole entire thing.

You can get
Into the aquarium.

You can take care of it
And service it.

That gives a new meaning
To "Raise the roof."

Yeah. Raise the roof.
The roof.

That is gorgeous.

Now, we got all kinds
Of amazing fish in there.

You know, we got
Dalmatian mollies in there.

We actually have fish
That are called water dogs.

You got water dogs
In there?

Water dogs are in there.

Those guys
Are actually amphibious.

So they're able to go
On land and in water.

That's awesome.

Yeah. You have to walk them
Every four hours, okay?

[ laughs ]
Yeah.

And the little discus?

Little discuses, yeah.
There's six discus in there.

I love discus.

There's also some catfish
In there.

We have
Some glass cats in there

That actually look like
They're see-through.

So, you're gonna see
The dogs chasing the cats.

[ laughs ]

You can see
Right through them.

You see the bones,
The skeletons, everything.

You got all the right fish,
All the right stuff.

It's
A great-looking doghouse.

And it's gonna soothe
The patients

And soothe the owners.

There you go.
[ laughs ]

And I told you

That I was gonna do
Something special for you.

That's right.
See this right here?

This is your remote.
I'm gonna show it to you.

Watch what this does.

Brett: listen.

[ beeping ]

Oh, no way.

Wayde: it's a dispenser.

It dispenses
The dog biscuits.

So, it dispenses
Dog biscuits.

It's like eating popcorn
In front of the movies.

You know, they get
To come over,

Have some treats,
And look at the tank.

From all sides, the tank's
Viewable for the dogs.

That's really impressive.

You know what? I think dr. C
Loved the tank so much, dude,

He wanted to bark.

[ howls ]
[ laughs ]

Good boy, baxter.

This is gonna be a hit
With the patients.

Dominic:
Gonna be a hit.

Looks great.

Dominic:
I just love this doghouse tank.

However, I think we need to
Start working on one for cats.

Brett: atm just delivered
Two local tanks

That are sure to be
The talk of las vegas.

The supersized phone aquarium
Dials in at 9 feet tall.

An interactive screen

Allows telesphere's
Latest cloud technology

To be crystal clear right inside
The 200-gallon saltwater tank.

The doghouse aquarium
We built for our beloved vet

Will make everyone sit and stay.

This 1,200-pound tank
Serves as a freshwater hideaway

For dr. Dominic's
Four-legged friends.

And a surprise chimney
Treat dispenser tops it all off.

Dog owners will be filling up
The "Barking" lot

Just to check this tank out.

Dude, the general's
Been getting a little too big

For his britches
Around here.

So we came up
With a good idea

How to put the general
In his place

And take care
Of our furry friends.

An atm dog park, baby.

It's great for the dogs.

I think it's great
For the employees.

You know what the best part
Of this dog park is?

What's that?
The placement.

What are you doing?
This is my spot!

Where do you want me
To park?

There's no parking here!
You made a mistake.

This was your spot.

You wanted to be top dog?

This is what you get.
[ laughter ]

This is payback.
Is this what you're telling me?

Pretty much.
Really?

Hey, I know
You're probably feeling

A little bad right now,
But don't.

Somebody left you
A present.

[ man laughs ]

It's your new job.
You know what?

I'm going to lunch.

What? Are you pooped?

[ laughter ]

Not funny!