Original subtitles

Wayde: On this episode of "Tanked"...

We'll make A doghouse aquarium.

[ laughs ]

Make a little tunnel Underneath.

Why don't you throw The porch in and a.C., too?

Whoa. What is that? [ dog whimpers ]

Redneck. How'd he get up there?

Come here.

If dogs are continuously Scratching on the acrylic,

This is A huge embarrassment!

We're actually launching Some new mobile products.

Why don't we do A giant telephone?

Maybe like the size Of that wall right there.

I like it.

I got you here To talk about the dress code.

You're always dirty.

Wow. #awesome.

Unbelievable! It's awesome.

That is Flipping awesome.

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

Surprise! Surprise!

Oh, my gosh!

Our family is the number-one Aquarium builder in the world.

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it...

[ beeping ]

...We can build it.

-- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com

Captions paid for by Discovery communications

Wayde: working with brett,

You never know what he's Gonna come up with next.

But one thing for sure...

This guy is always late.

[ horn honking ]

Look, I'm at work right now.

Hold on one second, please.

Come on! We're late! [ horn honking ]

Sorry.

Brett and I Got a meeting with the vet

Who takes care Of our beloved animals.

It's about a tank.

In 15 years That we've known him,

He's always surrounded By animals.

He's got a crazy schedule, but He happens to be home right now,

So we got to move.

Just tell him Daddy will be there shortly.

Come on, dude. Relax!

Listen, man, It's not my fault.

Bryce is really sick. Is he all right?

There's a bug Going around town.

I know. My kids had it last week.

Well, He's got it this week,

So I have to go to school Now and pick him up.

All right. He's a doctor. He'll understand.

Go get your kid. I am.

And I'll postpone it For an hour.

So, I got my son home, And he's gonna be okay.

Now we can meet With dominic.

He home right now, dom? Yeah. Supposed to be.

Wayde: dr. Dom Is a big fish-tank guy.

He is so anxious for us To come to his house

To talk about tanks.

What's up, wayde? Hey.

Good to see you, man. How you doing, man?

Okay. Dr. Dom.

Here he has a tank and a tank And a tank and a tank.

You haven't seen The sea horse tank, have you?

Oh, you got A sea horse tank?

That's the new baby.

Nice. Oh, wow.

I like how the two sea horses Lock onto each other.

Yeah.

For me, this is like heaven, If heaven was underwater.

All your tanks Are looking great.

How many you have?

16 tanks. Unbelievable.

I got to show you what we Got in the other room now.

Growing corals, my friend.

Growing corals. Wow.

So, this is The new system.

Because Everything's starting

To grow out there so much,

I'm doing A lot more fragging.

Fragging is when you take A piece of coral

Off the mother coral, And you want to grow it.

And they actually do A whole lot better

When they're captive-bred, 'cause they're already used to

Our artificial water And the lighting.

Coming out of the ocean, they Don't tend to do quite as well.

You said you wanted a tank. Yeah.

There's only one problem. What?

Where you gonna put Another tank?

I would possibly call myself An aquarium hoarder.

You need help. You need help.

You got Way too many tanks in here.

Well, I do have the clinic.

Customers will see it.

At least you'll see A fish tank at work.

Let's go take a look. Yeah. Let's do it.

All right. Sounds good.

Look. In the hallway.

This is Definitely a better idea.

So, you've been here A bunch of times. You've seen it.

Middle of the room Is probably not gonna work

'cause most of the dogs Run all around.

We need the room For that, for sure.

Yeah. No doubt.

We got This side of the room.

Could do something Maybe over here.

Dude, I got a great idea.

The majority Of your business is dogs.

Wouldn't you say that? Yes.

This doghouse has been here For a long time.

It's probably, like, A staple in the office.

We'll make A doghouse aquarium.

A doghouse aquarium?

I think It's a good idea.

I think the dog Is gonna get a kick out of it.

You know, To keep the authenticity

Of what a doghouse Looks like,

It needs To stay on the ground,

'cause I definitely Want the dogs to kind Of hang out under that.

I think it would be a cool Effect with them watching fish.

And you know what? I Think this is kind of Like a basic doghouse.

I think we can put A little kick to it,

Make a little tunnel Underneath.

Why don't you throw The porch in and a.C., too?

[ laughs ]

My brainstorm Isn't over yet.

I just got Another great idea.

Sounds like A brain hurricane on its way.

You always take care Of us.

I got a little something I think we're gonna throw in

That's gonna take care of you, And it involves the treats.

But I want to surprise you.

I'm liking the idea.

Yeah. We got A 12:30 appointment for lunch.

I'll see you then.

Look who's here.

It's the phone guy, Scott.

Hey, irwin. How are you?

Good.

General: Our phone-service guy, scott,

Wants to talk to wayde And brett about a tank.

But first, I'm gonna give these executives

An exclusive irwin raymer look Inside atm.

These are all our birds.

Some of them are friendly, And some of them not,

So don't be putting Your hands out.

Behave yourself.

Behave yourself.

This is irwin. You forgot Who you're talking to?

[ bird squawks ]

Come on. Show everybody.

Come on. Come on.

[ bird squawks ]

I don't know.

[ chuckles ]

[ bird squawks ]

General: Right here we have...

[ laughs ] ...Where we make the...

Irwin.

Oh. All right.

He likes you better.

Go to papa. Come on.

There you go. There we go.

We do all our coral inserts Over here.

Hey. What's up, guys?

How you doing? Kristi: how are you?

We heard you guys Were in the building.

Why don't you do me A favor?

Go back to your office. We can handle it from here.

Bye, irwin. Thank you.

Good luck With these guys.

You want a fish tank?

Want a very cool fish tank. That's what we do.

Wayde: these reps Are from telesphere,

Our office-phone suppliers.

These guys Wanted a tank for years.

We've got This big trade show.

It's the main one For our whole industry.

We want a big draw, Make a big splash.

And what's a better way to do it Than a tank from atm?

I see your logo, You know,

And I see the word "Sphere" In your logo.

We could always do A sphered aquarium

With some clouds around it, Is one idea.

It has to make A statement.

I mean, telephone Is where we started.

Why don't we do A giant telephone?

Wow. What about, like, maybe,

Like, the size of that wall Right there?

Wow.

That's huge.

But how would We represent the cloud, then,

Since, you know, we're more Than just a phone company.

Well, that's the trick.

How do you tie communications To a tank?

We make the screen -- Where the screen Would normally be,

Maybe make that The fish tank.

If we put a computer Behind the aquarium,

The screen can show off All your services.

When they come up And they're staring At the fish tank,

They're not only Watching the fish tank,

But catching Your message.

Kristi: I like What you're thinking.

When they walk in And they see this phone,

They're gonna be like, "Oh, my god!

Look at that phone!" That's what we want.

That's what I'm talking about.

Heather: hey. What's going on?

How's bryce doing?

Think I got What he's got.

It's been miserable.

Hey, you're not using this As an excuse now, are you?

We got A lot of work to do.

[ coughs ]

You're getting it All over the place.

Good morning. Brett: I'm sorry.

Oh, man. You're making a mess.

Heather: put him in, Like, a bubble.

Brett: what's up, red?

I seen a doghouse Out in my shop

That I guess I'm supposed To turn into a fish tank.

Honestly, guys, I can't take this no more.

My head Is killing me, dude.

Go take some medicine Or something.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Get some vitamin "C."

I'll be back after lunch.

That means He's gone for the day.

He's gone for the day.

But, yeah. No, we got

To turn that whole doghouse Into an aquarium.

Obviously it's set so low To the ground.

Where's the steel stand And the filtration going?

We're not gonna have that On a steel stand,

But everything else Is gonna go behind it.

What you have there Is just a "Ruff" sketch.

[ laughter ]

Wayde: the telephone tank Is gearing up,

And dr. Dom delivered His doghouse to the shop

To help us build the aquarium.

It's very similar To this.

Yeah. Look at this. What?

Whoa. What is that? Look at her.

It's moonshine. Who?

Moonshine. Moonshine?

Where'd you get Moonshine from?

Yeah. I'm doing A foster program.

Oh, I would think You'd have a big dog.

Not a little dog like that In it.

Hey. Every dog needs a good home.

Let's figure out how we're Gonna access this thing.

Does this roof come off On this thing right now?

You got to get to both sides To clean it.

If we have the panel off On this side,

We won't be able to get To the other side.

Now, what happens if you Take both sides on the top,

Comes to a "V"?

This way It'll connect both sides,

And hinges will let you Open up either side.

That's a good idea.

I think I'm getting what brett has.

I don't feel good, guys.

You look white. Do I have a fever?

You know what?

You probably have About 101.

What did I just see? Did you just kiss him?

That's an old-school way Of telling temperature.

You put your lips To their forehead.

What do you do If their fanny hurts?

Where's the dog?

Where's the dog? Where's the dog?

Moonshine! Where is he?

Find the dog. Moonshine!

Where's the dog?

Moonshine!

[ barking ]

Moonshine!

Moonshine!

Here, girl!

[ smooching ]

Moonshine?

Redneck. What?

How'd he get up there? Wayde: where?

Right there! Here, girl!

What are you Doing up there?

[ moonshine whimpering ]

Come here. Come here.

Come on. Come on.

Come here. That's a good dog.

That's a good boy. Ah. Come here.

You got the dog. I'm going home.

Go home. Go home.

You got the dog back. Thank god.

We don't have Enough to do.

We got to run After dogs now.

Wayde: the doghouse tank

Is gonna be One fetching piece of work.

We'll start with an acrylic Horseshoe-shaped tunnel.

Filters and plumbing

Will be built right into the Back of the freshwater aquarium.

For an authentic doghouse look,

We'll build Handcrafted wooden sides

And a rooftop that easily lifts Up for maintenance and feeding.

Dog-themed fish will give the Doctor's furry-pawed patients

Plenty to bark about When they take a peek inside.

No bones about it -- The owners will love it, too.

Look.

Ah! This must be For the doghouse.

Is that robert With a dog?

Oh, my god! I love it!

Why do you have A dog here?

Redneck: I'm doing Foster care now.

Look, robert. Put her in here.

This is for dr. C. What you doing?

Heather: okay. You see What she's doing right there?

That's a big problem.

This is A huge, huge problem.

Like, no one Thought about this.

I got you here together To talk about the dress code.

You know what? You're always dirty.

Heather: we're building A doghouse tank

For an animal hospital Here in vegas,

And I just realized Something could go wrong.

If dogs are continuously Scratching on the acrylic,

You're not gonna be able To see through it.

It's gonna look like crap.

Once they scratch it, We can buff out acrylic.

Yeah. But who's Coming in here to do this?

Are you kidding?

Like, no one's Gonna fit in here,

'cause you know When anything comes down to it

And they need someone small, They send me.

I'm not doing it.

This is A huge, huge problem.

Like, no one Thought about this.

I kind of did A little bit.

Will you hold her For a minute?

Come here, my sweet.

Oh, my god. You're so sweet.

What is that?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You're gonna scratch The tank!

Redneck should be Problem solving,

But I think He just lost his mind.

What are you doing?

[ gasps ]

It's a protective film.

It comes in layers.

Every time It gets scratched up,

You can peel a layer off.

And each time We pull off a layer,

The tank Will look brand-new.

Correct.

So we'll be able to see The dogs, see the fish,

And dr. C will be happy. Yes.

Good job, robert. Let's go.

Come on.

We're gonna take her And get her a little outfit.

Don't bring back my dog All girly!

Hey.

Do you know Where wayde is?

I got a question about the Telesphere tank, and I just --

I know He wasn't feeling good.

Let me give him a call.

Huh? Hey, wayde, where are you?

You look terrible. You look like you're half-dead.

Frankie's been asking A lot of questions

About The telesphere tank,

And other people Are asking questions

About different things.

All right. No problem.

Listen, I'll take care

Of whatever has To be taken care of.

And I hope You feel better.

I'll call you later.

It's finally official.

The general has been promoted To commander in chief.

My dad is heading across town

To check out The phone facade progress,

So I gave him the plans.

This 9-foot-tall phone aquarium

Will certainly have everyone At the convention talking.

A 200-gallon tank will slide Into the phone's facade

While concealing the plumbing, Filtration, and steel stand

Just behind the dial pad.

Populating the interior

Will be saltwater fish Swimming among the clouds,

Along with a collection

Of high-tech Telecommunication devices.

And with the push of a button On the dial pad,

A 42-inch tv screen Will display video

Showing off telesphere's Technology for everyone to see.

So, this is the background Basically for the facade.

The base for the handset Is off to the side.

We're just getting ready, Actually,

To put the base for the handset On here now and stand it up.

Oh, my god! It's huge!

That's Humongous.

It's so big!

And you know what they say About a big phone.

No. What?

Big receiver.

Oh, my god. [ gasps ]

Look at this. Are you kidding?

Look at the size Of this receiver.

How is it that we're Gonna make this interactive?

Jason: push buttons On the dial pad itself

Or the keypad That's on in the front part

Of the tank right there.

Maybe they push Those buttons.

They got the tv In the background,

So they can play Their advertising

Or whatever they want for Their media content from the tv.

Okay. I like that. General: that's cool.

The phone facade Is looking amazing.

And gist is also building The wooden exterior

For the doghouse tank.

And now it's back To the office

To focus on the tank part Of the phone tank.

Robert, I have A project for you.

Wayde and brett called me

To get redneck working on the Clouds for the telesphere tank.

They basically want it To look like -- the frame of --

That's going around the tv,

They want clouds to represent Their cloud service.

What kind of clouds Are you talking about? I don't understand.

Storage of files in clouds.

They call that cloud?

You know about this, Redneck?

So, these cotton balls Obviously represent the clouds.

You want me To glue these in?

[ chuckles ] No.

I need you to come up With an idea

Of how we can make These clouds three-dimensional.

What about marshmallows?

What if we clear-coated Marshmallows

And stuck the marshmallows To the thing?

That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard!

General: thank you!

Agnes: you know Of those pop-up books?

When you open them, It's like a 3-d dimension.

The paper, like, pops up.

What if we used Vinyl cutouts?

Let me show you With these scraps.

You know what I'm saying? Like a pop-up book.

That'd probably be Our best bet.

Okay. Then do it that way.

I've got everything Under control in the shop.

Now it's time To shape up the office.

All employees of atm,

There's a mandatory meeting At the bullpen.

It's mandatory That you come out.

Time to straighten out something

That's been bugging me For years.

I got you here together To talk about the dress code.

I'm looking at everybody. Baggy pants. You got your hat.

You are not really calling us Here to discuss fashion.

You got a problem With my hat?

Frankie: your pants Are dragging on the ground!

Are you kidding me? Baggy pants.

I want to see clean, Fresh, and clean.

Aaron, you know what? You're always dirty.

Your pants are dirty. Your shirt is dirty.

I work in the shop All day.

Even when you come into work, It's dirty.

You don't even get The stains out.

Redneck: you go Out there in that shop

And spend Eight hours a day

And see how clean and fresh You look.

Why can't you get a shirt With sleeves on it?

Because I don't like Sleeves.

I don't like feeling Constricted.

The right to "Bare" arms.

That's right. That's right!

I got the right To bare arms!

Heather: That was very good!

You know, even with a crew Of ragamuffins,

I think things Are moving along fine and dandy.

Okay. Make sure That you router it twice.

You got it plugged in?

We got to glue this fast.

It's gonna take 30 minutes to set.

Now, you got A lot to do here.

You got to paint it.

Just be careful. Don't scratch it.

Redneck: irwin. What?

Why don't you let these guys Just do their job?

They're doing their job, but Somebody's got to oversee it.

You're doing over there.

You can't be At two places at once.

You gonna put More glue on?

I think We have a problem.

Irwin's mind Is like a steel trap.

It's been left in the weather So long, it's rusted shut.

Hey, irwin. Yeah.

Somebody wants To talk to you.

Who is that?

That's wayde?

I rigged a tablet To a hand truck.

It's instant robo-wayde.

It's the only way To get irwin under control.

Wayde, that you?

Yeah. It's me.

How are you doing?

All I'm doing Is trying to make sure

That everything For the telesphere tank

Works out right.

No, he's sitting here, Driving all the guys nuts

Because he's hanging Over them

And not even letting them Do their job.

You want me To go back to the office?

Just tell me.

I think he died.

General: Well, you know, robert,

You really haven't been Productive

In the shop this week.

Your dad Is out of control, bro.

What's going on in here?

Hey, what are you doing? Playing games again?

I'm building tanks On the "Tanked" app.

How do I do it?

Just search "Tanked aquarium game"

At the itunes app store.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah! Yeah!

All right, guys. Come on. Let's go. You got to move it.

The general Usually runs operations for atm

From behind his desk.

But this week, He's on a big power trip,

And he's driving Everybody in the shop crazy.

Just be careful. Don't scratch it.

One way or another, I'm getting wayde back in here.

He's in the shop Annoying everybody.

You want me To go back to the office?

Just tell me.

I think he died.

Look at him.

All right. Let him run the shop.

I'm going. That's all. Forget about it.

That's all.

I would rather roll wayde Around on a dolly

Than hear the general's mouth.

Okay.

I'll take you Back into the office.

Thanks for your help, though.

Brett's Full of surprises,

And his latest one Is having a dog-treat dispenser

Delivered to the shop.

So we're off To gist specialties

To somehow include this Into the doghouse facade.

Heather: hey, jay. Agnes: hi, jay.

Hey, girls. How are you?

Good. This our doghouse?

Yes, it is. It looks great.

Looks really good.

We have An emergency, though.

[ laughing ] We do.

What is it this time? We need your help.

This showed up on our desk This morning.

So, what is that?

It is a treat dispenser.

We'll have to do Something. We'll have to Find somewhere we can put it.

It's got to be Somewhat incorporated

Into something that's gonna be A part of the doghouse,

Like a light maybe.

Or a fire hydrant!

Heather: a fire hydrant?

Really, agnes?

What? Dogs love fire hydr--

Ohh. I gotcha.

We don't have enough space

To put it, like, Inside of the tube,

'cause that's Where the dog's at,

And we don't want to just Maybe have it sitting out front.

Only thing I can see maybe The house doesn't have now

Is maybe like a chimney Or something, maybe.

Could we do something? Oh. That's a good idea.

Maybe something incorporated In here on the side.

What I can find here.

Maybe mount this somehow.

Okay. Heather, try it out again.

Inside of it or something.

[ treat thuds ]

Jackpot! It came down.

That'll be awesome.

I think we're good.

General: the office is running Like a well-oiled machine,

So heather and I are off To pick out some saltwater fish

For the telesphere tank.

Segrest farms, Our freshwater supplier,

Will be shipping the fish For the doghouse tank.

Oh, what a facility.

It's great, right? Hey, eric.

Heather: how are you? How are you?

My dad.

It's nice to finally Have you over here.

What tanks Are we doing today?

We have a phone tank.

It's a replica of a phone That sits on your desk,

And it's got All the functions.

Okay. Well, we got A big place.

Let's walk through it. Well, no. Wait.

What? What's the problem?

Look how wet it is.

This is one Of my nicest tracksuits!

I'm not gonna destroy this!

The saltwater Will destroy it!

Are you kidding?

I told you Not to embarrass me,

And this is what you do?

What?

Here. Try putting your foot in.

How about Putting it over his head?

[ laughs ] Thank you very much!

There you go. We're good as gold.

Happy now, princess?

Your pants Are protected.

Come on. Let's walk through.

All right. Let's go.

We'll take care Of your sweatpants.

Wow. I'm shuffling.

Unbelievable. Oh, my god.

How about, like, Something like a phone jack?

So, we have a fish That's in the jack family.

Are they Aggressive jackfish?

Aggressive towards Very small fish.

They're Very good eaters, too.

Will they eat the other fish That are in the tank?

We're gonna put other fish In the tank --

Won't be able To fit in their mouths.

[ laughs ]

I want to show you These signal gobies.

Oh. There you go. A busy signal.

I think they're Really interesting to watch.

You don't see which is the front And which is the back,

So you never really know If they're coming or going.

Eric: Blueline trigger.

It's got the line For the telephone.

I've heard that The blueline trigger grunts.

What kind of grunt? [ grunting ] Grunting.

Something like that, actually. They do.

Are you serious?

They're not the only ones That do that.

There's quite a few fish That will actually grunt,

And you can hear them And know where they are

By how they sound. Really?

Yeah, they do. Wow.

I think we have great fish For our telesphere tank.

Let's pack them up, Ship them out,

And we're going Back to vegas.

Thanks, heather. Hey, thanks.

It was A pleasure meeting you.

Thanks, eric. Thank you.

See you guys later. All right.

I'm back in town, And I want to make sure

That everybody knows That I'm running a tight ship

And I should be taken seriously.

So I am conducting Employee reviews.

Well, you know, robert,

You really haven't been Productive

In the shop this week.

I'm just trying To improve employee morale.

If you want to improve my Morale, put your arms down.

Your arms are so flabby,

If you fell out of a tree, You could fly.

Why don't you Evaluate yourself?

I evaluate myself every day. And you know what?

I'm doing a damn good job At what I'm doing.

Yes. I know Exactly what's going on.

[ indistinct arguing ]

Dude, What are you doing?

Dude, your dad Is out of control, bro.

Look. Employee reviews?

Are you next up? Yeah!

I'm sitting like I'm in the Principal's office right now.

You're right underfoot!

What's going on in here?

And now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: the answer is "A," Watchman goby.

The name "Watchman" comes From their behavior in the wild

Where they act as watchmen For shrimp on the ocean floor.

And in aquariums, Watchmen gobies are peaceful

And get along With all kinds of other fish.

Talk about your friendly Neighborhood watch.

Wayde and I have been out sick,

And today I'm feeling better, so I'm ready to get back to work.

[ indistinct arguing ]

Dude, What are you doing?

Dude, your dad Is out of control, bro.

Look. Employee reviews?

Are you next up? Yeah!

I'm sitting like I'm in the Principal's office right now.

Oh, man. This cannot be good.

You're right underfoot!

What's going on in here?

I'm having An employee review.

Brett: Employee reviews in my --

You back? You feeling better?

You're back already? Yeah, I'm feeling better.

I walked in and see you Sitting in my office.

I'm getting a little nauseous Right now, see you sitting here.

I'm implementing New strategies,

And you Break into the office.

Brett: this is my office. You broke into my office.

That's number one. Number two, what is this?

You changed the name On my office?

Temporarily!

I came into this office While you were gone!

There just doesn't seem To be any appreciation,

'cause any time I go out of my own,

Frankly, not once Does anybody ever come back

And say, "Hey, gee, dad, thanks.

You did a good job. You got the tanks out."

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And blah.

You know, I don't care.

I'm not doing it anymore.

I apologize.

I'm sorry I got into your office.

Go back to your office.

Your employee review Will be on your desk.

Note to self -- Never get sick again.

Dude, He's out of control.

You don't have To tell me that.

General: Had enough of this [bleep]

Brett: our graphics guy, Phil from identity,

Made the vinyl clouds.

And redneck's got Telesphere's tank all packed up,

And he's heading across town to The big technology convention.

Redneck.

My dad did a lot of work On this tank

While wayde and I were out,

And he wants to see it All put together.

The convention floor will be Filled with thousands of people

In just a few hours,

And with the general Managing this project,

I just hope The install goes smoothly.

Pull straight up.

We're gonna unload Everything here this way.

Whoa, whoa.

Okay.

Bring it this way. Guys, what's up?

Brett: hey!

What are you doing?

How you feeling? I'm a little better.

You think I was gonna miss one Of atm's installs? Come on.

I got everything Under control.

You're handling this? He's the boss? Really?

I've been sick, too, bro.

Put the stand in first.

Be his eyes.

Oh, you're doing fine.

Everything is fine.

There's nothing To worry about.

Now, this tank, Everything fits?

The fish scheduled? Everything's good?

Everything is -- You're sure?

Lights, gravel, Sand, water?

You're talking faster Than I can answer you.

Wait until you see.

You're gonna be very proud

Of what I've done In your absence.

Tell -- make sure -- Let's get the tank now.

All right. Nice and easy.

All right.

Slide it on. Be careful.

All right. There you go.

You know, Get the plumbing next.

All right, guys. You're doing a great job.

Come on. Let's just get The plumbing over.

Make sure that you Level everything out.

Now, with that pump, we gonna Have enough flow and everything?

Man: yeah, it's plenty. So we're good.

Then we got to fill up first, Turn these on.

What's up?

You got the fish? Absolutely.

Let's get them acclimated. Let's get them prepped up.

Are we ready For sand and water?

Yeah. Man: we're ready.

Here's the first bag Of sand.

Maybe use two hands. There you go.

Brett: all right. Let's get The water in, all right?

Let her rip!

As project manager, I wanted to show these guys

That I could take charge Of this install,

So I told them to take a break.

Hey, pipes. What's going on?

How's everything going?

Not too good.

What's the problem?

Well, the pump Doesn't seem to be working.

It should work, But it's not.

Break's over.

Hey, wayde.

We got a little problem.

What's wrong?

One of the pumps -- It's not working.

We're in trouble. We're screwed.

Without a pump, the fish

Wouldn't get the oxygen That they need,

So I got to get on the phone And get a pump fast.

No, no, no.

The pump that's on here is bad.

Are you kidding me?

Hey. Hold on.

The general took the pump That's in the return bin out

And put it on the tank. Are you serious?

He took the pump that Was supposed to be returned.

Do we have Another pump there?

Kyle! Kyle: yo!

Come here.

What's going on?

Wayde: you need to get On your bike right now.

I need you To fly back to atm,

Strap a pump on your bike,

Get back here As fast as possible.

All right. I'm out.

If kyle Doesn't get back in time,

The water's gonna be cloudy For the big unveiling.

Kyle, go!

Hey, guys! Come on in!

Oh, my god!

That's amazing!

Wayde: we're installing A giant phone tank

At a technology convention Opening in just a few hours.

And guess what.

We got a little problem.

What's wrong?

One of the pumps -- It's not working.

I sent kyle back to the shop To grab a new pump.

But we got to keep moving In the meantime.

Listen, let's do this.

Let's get everything else On this tank ready right now,

And we'll leave The pump for last.

Then we'll put that on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, irwin. Grab that cart And stand it up.

Hold on, hold on.

Okay. It's on.

Count to 3, brett.

1, 2, 3.

Nice.

Wayde: so, right now, We can't do a thing

Until this pump Gets here.

General: oh, wait, wait. There he is.

The pump is here -- And not a moment too soon.

I knew that motorcycle Would come in handy someday.

No doubt.

The pump replacement Will just take a few seconds,

So we got to keep moving Right along.

You ready for fish?

Yeah. I'm just getting rid Of your dad's fingerprints.

What are you doing? You told me to get fish.

I told you To get the fish.

I didn't tell you To put them in.

Let's see What he learned.

Tell him What kind of fish those are.

These are lookdowns. These are nice, huh?

They're beautiful.

Look at them.

What else we got? The heniochus.

Careful.

That's a big heniochus.

It is. Those are The best of the best.

This is a beauty.

Purple-and-blue box.

Purple-and-blue box.

Look at that. Isn't that beautiful?

It's kind of got a mug on it Like you, irwin.

All right. He's going in the tank.

He's got to make Some phone calls.

All right. Next one.

Butterfly.

Butterfly fish.

The butterfly's Going through the clouds.

Through the clouds.

I like it.

All right. Those are The last fish, guys.

Let's get them in. Let's get the receiver on.

Let's get This thing wrapped up.

I mean, The convention starts,

So we got to show this To the client.

You got it. Let's do it.

We're almost finished.

Before we can show this To the client, though,

We just have A few finishing touches.

Wow. #awesome!

Whoo!

Did your dad Just talk in hashtag?

#embarrassing.

#your dad.

#you married into it. Pbht.

Is it all good? I think it's really good.

But I think your dad Should call the clients in.

Call the client. Get them ready.

Hey, guys! Come on in!

Oh, my god! Wow. That's amazing.

Unbelievable! It's awesome.

Clark: oh, man!

This looks Exactly like the phone.

I can't believe How big it is.

You got A 200-gallon tank here.

It's almost 9 feet tall, So it's a big phone.

Probably one of the biggest Phones in the world.

So, one of the things That you guys said

Is that, you know, Your applications

Are on multiple devices,

So we actually re-created Fish-safe tablets,

Smartphones, your office phone Inside the aquarium.

We got the smartphone Right there.

Yeah, the -- You see how smart it is.

You see the two smartest guys On the planet right there.

[ laughter ] Huh?

So, cloud communication Is part of your company.

That's what you guys do.

Now, one of the things That you challenged us with

Was making this Interactive.

Dad, is this thing Interactive?

This is interactive.

Go ahead And push the button.

Go ahead. Okay.

Yeah. That works good. There you go.

Brett: we put vinyl clouds,

And then we have An informational video

That actually plays In the clouds.

Kristi: very nice.

So now it can talk To your clients.

They can stand In front of the fish tank

And get information At the same time.

Unbelievable. Outstanding, guys.

That's amazing.

Clark: I can't believe These guys at atm

Not only understood Our vision,

But they made it all Come to life.

With all the devices and The cloud around the screen,

It's amazing -- more than We could ever have dreamed up.

So, we gave you fish Based on the clouds.

One of the fish We have in there,

They're called Lightning damsels.

And obviously lightning Comes from the clouds.

We also have fish Up at the top.

You see, They're called lookdowns.

And those lookdowns Are actually tank-raised,

But they're looking down From the cloud.

We have A dog-faced puffer,

And that puffer right there, He blows up like a cloud.

So there's a lot Of awesome fish

With a lot Of amazing colors

That's gonna attract a lot Of clients over to here.

Enjoy it. Show it off.

And hopefully you get A lot of business from it.

Kristi: absolutely. No doubt.

Thank you so much. All right.

It's exactly what we wanted.

Love it.

They thought this phone Was off the hook, baby!

[ laughs ]

[ pulsating tone ]

Last night, everything Was smoothly operated

For the phone tank.

Well, I hope Today isn't "Ruff"

For the doghouse Installation.

Hey, hey, hey. Don't break the doghouse!

Slow down!

This thing Came out nice, huh?

Yeah. No, it looks good.

Wayde: this aquarium Is for park animal hospital

Right here in vegas.

The doctor that runs this place Is our pets' personal vet.

Yeah. And this doghouse Is gonna make the experience

Of going to the doctor More pleasurable

For our dogs And for the doc's canine pals.

It's too big to bring in In one piece.

It won't fit Through the door.

So we got to take it apart And then bring it inside.

Got it? Yeah. Aah!

All the way over.

Watch out. Man: keep going.

Brett: watch the front.

Do not let it slam down.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait a second.

Lift the cart up.

Slow, slow.

Very nice. See how nice that was?

Come on. Let's piece it together, guys.

All right, guys. Plan of attack.

Let's get the filters Put together.

"Attack" Is not a good thing

To say in a dog, You know...

Attack. [ laughs ]

Right now, we still have To get the gravel in it.

We still got to get Some decorations.

We got to get the chimney.

We got to get All the wood facade.

Nice and easy, guys.

Got to come forward. Yeah.

With the doghouse in place And put together,

It's time to fill her up.

We'll add some gravel And a few plants

And, of course, water.

Brett, let her rip!

All right! Let her rip!

Yeah.

Agua, baby.

Here's the rest Of the stuff.

These fish were shipped in From segrest farms,

Our freshwater supplier In florida.

Now it's time To put them in the tank.

We got to pick up The pace,

'cause the doc's In surgery,

And we got to have it ready When he's done.

Water dogs.

Water dogs.

Hey, these guys Look like real dogs.

Look at them.

Izzy: got some Lyretail black mollies.

Those are The black labs.

Give the dog a bone.

We got dalmatian mollies.

Are these all white With black spots

Or all black With white spots?

Brett: I don't know.

But they look Like a firehouse dog.

We got some glass cats. Dude, look at these guys.

Dude, you're gonna put cats In the doghouse?

Yeah. Absolutely. I don't know.

I think the dogs Are gonna go after the cats.

Last, but not least, Green tiger barbs.

Oh, these guys Got cool colors.

Dude, they're playful.

They chase Each other like dogs.

How we looking?

Good. You still have to put Your dispenser in, dude.

I got it. I got it. All right.

Hold on. Dude, this thing fits nice.

[ clatter ] Oh!

[ straining ] Might not Have a dispenser anymore.

Doctor, Come on out!

That is Flipping absolutely awesome.

Oh, I love it.

I absolutely, Absolutely love it.

Wayde: we're at An animal hospital in vegas

Installing a doghouse tank For our pets' doctor.

Our final step is hooking up A surprise dog-treat dispenser,

And I hear this noise.

[ clatter ] Brett: oh!

[ straining ] Might not Have a dispenser anymore.

Can't take you anywhere, Brett.

What? I just dropped the lid.

Everything's fine.

Listen, that doctor's Gonna neuter us

If we don't get it right.

Put it in. Let's go. Is it in?

I got to put The chimney cap on.

Hurry up. We want to show him.

All right. We're good.

Hey, I want you To test it.

I got the -- I want to see it work.

Hold on.

Push the button.

[ treat thuds ]

Go get your food, son.

Perfect.

This is, like, One of a kind.

It's a doghouse aquarium.

I think all his clients Are gonna love it that's Gonna come in here.

Even the people sitting Waiting for the dogs Are gonna love it.

I think It's a perfect fit.

Doctor, Come on out!

That is flipping Absolutely awesome.

You did it. I'm impressed.

Oh, I love it.

I absolutely, Absolutely love it.

It's gorgeous. So, show me. Show me.

The tank itself is made Out of one-inch material.

One full piece That goes all the way around.

So, the dogs Are gonna run inside,

And what They're gonna do is,

They're gonna try To play with the fish.

So they're gonna try To scratch it.

So what's in there Is actually, which Is really cool --

There's a film That's inside the tank.

Take the knife. Okay.

Scratch this. Put a scratch on it.

See? That's their claws Scratching it.

What's cool about it -- Comes right off,

And it's brand-new again. No way.

Yeah. That's awesome.

Protects it, You can see through it,

It's nice and clear, and It takes care of the aquarium.

Excellent.

Now, what's really cool About this is,

Some are very hard To access.

Right.

The whole roof comes up. That's awesome.

You access The whole entire thing.

You can get Into the aquarium.

You can take care of it And service it.

That gives a new meaning To "Raise the roof."

Yeah. Raise the roof. The roof.

That is gorgeous.

Now, we got all kinds Of amazing fish in there.

You know, we got Dalmatian mollies in there.

We actually have fish That are called water dogs.

You got water dogs In there?

Water dogs are in there.

Those guys Are actually amphibious.

So they're able to go On land and in water.

That's awesome.

Yeah. You have to walk them Every four hours, okay?

[ laughs ] Yeah.

And the little discus?

Little discuses, yeah. There's six discus in there.

I love discus.

There's also some catfish In there.

We have Some glass cats in there

That actually look like They're see-through.

So, you're gonna see The dogs chasing the cats.

[ laughs ]

You can see Right through them.

You see the bones, The skeletons, everything.

You got all the right fish, All the right stuff.

It's A great-looking doghouse.

And it's gonna soothe The patients

And soothe the owners.

There you go. [ laughs ]

And I told you

That I was gonna do Something special for you.

That's right. See this right here?

This is your remote. I'm gonna show it to you.

Watch what this does.

Brett: listen.

[ beeping ]

Oh, no way.

Wayde: it's a dispenser.

It dispenses The dog biscuits.

So, it dispenses Dog biscuits.

It's like eating popcorn In front of the movies.

You know, they get To come over,

Have some treats, And look at the tank.

From all sides, the tank's Viewable for the dogs.

That's really impressive.

You know what? I think dr. C Loved the tank so much, dude,

He wanted to bark.

[ howls ] [ laughs ]

Good boy, baxter.

This is gonna be a hit With the patients.

Dominic: Gonna be a hit.

Looks great.

Dominic: I just love this doghouse tank.

However, I think we need to Start working on one for cats.

Brett: atm just delivered Two local tanks

That are sure to be The talk of las vegas.

The supersized phone aquarium Dials in at 9 feet tall.

An interactive screen

Allows telesphere's Latest cloud technology

To be crystal clear right inside The 200-gallon saltwater tank.

The doghouse aquarium We built for our beloved vet

Will make everyone sit and stay.

This 1,200-pound tank Serves as a freshwater hideaway

For dr. Dominic's Four-legged friends.

And a surprise chimney Treat dispenser tops it all off.

Dog owners will be filling up The "Barking" lot

Just to check this tank out.

Dude, the general's Been getting a little too big

For his britches Around here.

So we came up With a good idea

How to put the general In his place

And take care Of our furry friends.

An atm dog park, baby.

It's great for the dogs.

I think it's great For the employees.

You know what the best part Of this dog park is?

What's that? The placement.

What are you doing? This is my spot!

Where do you want me To park?

There's no parking here! You made a mistake.

This was your spot.

You wanted to be top dog?

This is what you get. [ laughter ]

This is payback. Is this what you're telling me?

Pretty much. Really?

Hey, I know You're probably feeling

A little bad right now, But don't.

Somebody left you A present.

[ man laughs ]

It's your new job. You know what?

I'm going to lunch.

What? Are you pooped?

[ laughter ]

Not funny!