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Wayde:
On this episode of "Tanked"...

It's an evening
With betty white.

The betty white?

So, we're making the tank
Into an entire touch screen.

I'm sure
You can figure it out.

I think wayde's got a crush
On betty white.

Atm. This is wayde.

Wayde,
This is betty white.

I can't believe I'm talking
To you, betty.

[ laughter ]

Let me hold the front.
See? How's it look?

Uh-oh.

Brett:
Dude, that's his phone?

It wasn't my fault.
It is your fault.

It's not my fault.
It's your fault.

Kick on the pump.
It's got a leak.

Oh [bleep]
[bleep]

Wow!
That's amazing.

Oh, it's incredible!

Oh.

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Ugh!

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers
Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds
Like no one's ever seen.

Surprise!
Oh, my gosh!

Our family is the number-one
Aquarium builder in the world.

I was forced
Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett:
And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

Brett: we may fight,
But somehow we make it work.

[ cheers and applause ]

If you can dream it...

[ bell ringing ]

...We can build it.

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[ laughs ]
Yeah, doggy.

[ chuckling ]
Yeah, doggy.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that -- navy dog.
[ chuckles ]

Dude,
What are you doing?

Brett: what am I doing?
Doing some research.

Listen, dude,
We got a lot going on.

We got to get to canada and
Denver, so come on. Let's go.

What are
We going to denver for?

We got to go meet the
Morris foundation for animals.

The morris animal foundation,
Right.

They take care
Of all the animals, right?

And we're going to canada
For what?

Game pill or something.

To game pill,
And they make apps, right?

All right, so, I'm killing
Two birds with one stone.

Check this out, dude.
This is the new app
That I'm playing with.

It's called "Photo pooch,"
And what you can do

Is you can pick
All these things.

Oh, you can dress them up?
Like teeth -- look.

Put teeth on him.

[ both laugh ]

No, that's cute.

If anybody buys more items,

Donations actually go
To the pspca.

Dude, you can take pictures
Of your pet.

You can take pictures
Of anything.

Take a picture of anything
And just put teeth and hair on?

Yeah, yeah, hold on. Hold on,
Man. Hold on. Watch this.

Ready?
Good, good.

Good?
"Use photo."

Come on.
What you doing, dude?

All right,
Now, hold it up.

[ laughs ]

I'm inspired.

Why can't we do something
Like this with fish and tanks?

Dude, I can't even program
My remote.

We're in canada
To meet with mike,

The owner of game pill,
A company that makes apps.

Maybe he can make an app
For atm.

Dude, we're here to sell him
A tank.

Hey, buddy, how you doing?
Nice to meet you.

How's everything?
Everything's good. How are you?

Very nice to meet you.

Promise me
On this first meeting

You don't say anything
About the app.

Let's sell him a tank first.
Fine, fine.

So, tell us a little bit
About game pill.

What do you guys
Actually do here?

We do
Interactive entertainment.

So, we do games,
Apps, websites,

Mostly
For fortune 500 companies,

But also a few of our own.

Tell him about your app.
Appetite.

[ laughter ]

You liked that one,
Right?

"App"-etite. Get it?

I got it the first time.

So, tell us -- why do you guys
Want an aquarium?

I personally love to snorkle.

I love, you know,
The underwater world.

I want to bring that
Into the office.

Also,
It's cold here most of the year,

So bringing that here
Allows me to --

Gives you that warm feeling.
Show us.

Let's check them out.
Sure. Come on in, guys.

Well, all my employees --
They hang out over here.

And they're working long hours,
Programming,

So I think this area
May be perfect,

Right here in the corner.

You have a design in mind?

I don't really have a design
In mind.

I thought
You two are the experts.

What I was thinking
When I walked in --

I saw your logo on the wall
Over here, the game pill logo.

Look at that, "B."
Right.

I can do the same thing,

If we did a big round one
Right on the wall right there.

What about like
An actual video-game machine,

And then we can put the tank
Inside of the video game.

Like an old arcade game
You put in here

Instead of in your basement
And set it all up

And put a tank in it?

But then again, these guys don't
Really make arcade games.

They make stuff more for phones,
You know, apps for phones.

I wish all of our clients
Were so easy.

Mike -- he's so low-key.

Yeah.
We could never be canadian.

Hey.
I got a great idea.

Why don't
We just make a phone?

Phone tank.

So, you mean make this into
A tank and put it over here?

Yeah.
Exactly.

We can make the base,

And the phone could be sitting
On top of the base.

Like a docking station?

I didn't even think about that,
But that's not a bad idea.

We could put
All the equipment

And everything underneath
The docking station.

Mike: is there anything,
You think,

Interactive
We could add in there?

We can do the remote
With the lights.

It changes colors. I can do
All that -- interactive.

Maybe on the backside
Of this tank,

Instead of having
Like a background

Or a coral background, maybe we
Put a monitor of some sort,

And then you could create
Something on the phone

That can control the monitor.

Speaking of apps...

Would there be a chance of maybe
You building an app for atm,

Considering
We don't have one?

Did you listen to a word
I said?

Nope.
[ laughs ]

Let's build the tank
For them first.

Then we'll talk about an app.
All right, all right, all right.

I'll have my staff and
Everything brainstorm, as well.

We'll get you some ideas.
Sounds good.

Hey, good to see you, man.
Thanks very much, all right?

Hey, thank you.

Our next consult is
In denver, colorado,

At the morris animal foundation.

Bet you we're replacing
That tank.

Hey, guys.

What's going on?
Brett. How are you? Pleasure.

Being big-time animal lovers,

We're really excited to work
With them.

Our foundation's awesome.
It's about 65 years old.

We fund the research
That helps veterinarians

Take care of dogs, cats,
Horses, and wildlife.

So, why do you guys
Want an aquarium?

Jason:
So, we're not able to bring
Our pets into the space,

But we love animals --
That's what we do.

We're allowed to have aquatic
Wildlife, so we figured a tank,

You know, represents us,

And we'll remind everybody
Who comes in exactly what we do.

You've got a lot of open space
In here.

You got a free wall
Right here.

So, do you guys have any design
Ideas or any theming in mind?

Something animal-related,
For sure.

Maybe like a dog bone
Or something?

Or a doghouse?

We were hoping for something
A bit different.

You do all wildlife, right?

All wildlife --
Fish, mammals, gorillas.

Hang on. I'm about to go
Old testament on this tank.

Why don't we just do
Noah's ark?

Who's better of a protector
To the animals than noah's ark?

I like noah.
That's a good idea.

We'll make it shaped
Like the ark, the base,

And the top will look
Like the ark.

Maybe we do some stuff
Around the outside,

You know,
Involving the logo.

Noah's ark? Where do you come up
With this stuff?

Pfft.
Just my natural genius, bro.

All right, guys, so, we're set
With this wall right here.

It is gonna go on that wall,

But this year we're celebrating
Our 65th-year anniversary,

And we're celebrating
In a pretty big way...

A large black-tie gala.

It's an evening
With betty white.

Betty white?
The betty white?

I've been a betty white fan
My whole life.

"The golden girls,"
The dvd set --

I got it at home,
The whole set.

Really?
Uh-huh.

Betty has been a trustee
Of this foundation 42 years.

She'll be at the gala.

In fact, the whole gala is
Largely a celebration

Of betty's work with the
Foundation and where she's been.

We'd like to unveil the tank
In los angeles for betty white.

And betty doesn't know.
So, it's a surprise.

So, we're kind of building
A lot of the evening

Around that reveal.

Betty is the protector
Of animals, just like noah.

This is gonna be perfect --

Simple and classy,
Just like her.

I agree.

How long is the event?

The event is --
It's just a few hours.

It's just for an evening.

It's about
Three to four hours long.

Okay, and we'll have 24 hours
Possibly to set this up?

Maybe less.

Can we meet betty?
Of course you can meet betty.

The client just told us
That we have limited time

To set up this tank, and all
You can keep thinking about

Is rubbing elbows
With betty white?

Do you think she'll sign
My dvd set?

Unbelievable.

You guys think
You can do it?

I mean, if you could arrange
Everything with the people,

Where the event is happening

And you guys
Can get us clearance

And make sure that whole day
Is free for us

And make sure that our guys
Can get in and out,

That no one's gonna stop us,
That we have full access,

I think
We can make it happen.

Of course we can do this.
It's for betty.

Who are you?
Where's the wayde I know?

All right, we want to thank you
Very much.

Thank you.
Good to see you.

We got
Two really, really cool tanks.

We got back from
This awesome building in canada,

This company called game pill,
And they want an app tank, okay?

These guys make apps.

Like calamari
Or chicken wings?

[ laughter ]

You're talking
About appetizers.

I mean, what are you talking
About, apps?

You have a cellphone.

You have different functions
On the cellphone.

Those functions are apps.
You do certain things.

That's what they call them?

You push a weather app,
It tells you the weather.

"Application."
I'll give you an example.

Like if we wanted to
Make an app for you, we'd
Make a sun-tanning app.

[ laughter ]

So, basically it would tell you
How many times you're outside,

How long you tan outside.

You'd like hold the phone
Up against your skin,
And it would tell if you

If you sit out there any longer,
You're gonna get burnt.

So, like,
That would be for you.

The general's spf tracker --
It's not a bad idea.

Dude, I'll split the profits
With you.

You got a deal.
[ laughs ]

So, what we're gonna do
Is we're gonna make

This tank that kind of looks
Like a cellphone.

It's gonna sit
In a docking station.

And then we're
Gonna have jellyfish

That are gonna be floating
Like apps float on your phone.

I told these guys that we should
Have like an atm app.

So, I want you guys to come up
With suggestions for atm

So that we can make this app,
You know,

The best app on the planet.

In this app, you'll be able
To build custom tanks

And maintain fish
Just like we do!

Since when
Do you build tanks?!

All right, so, the next tank --
It's a celebrity, okay?

This is definitely cool.

Everyone's watched
"The golden girls."

Yeah, betty white.
Betty white.

There you go.
I still watch her to this day.

Yes, she's hysterical.
I still watch "Golden girls."

Do you know
She loves animals?

She's been doing
This foundation.

It's called
Morris animal foundation.

It's in denver.
This foundation is unbelievable.

They're gonna have a gala,

And they're gonna put it
In her honor.

And they want to surprise her
With a tank.

It's incredible.
We're gonna meet her.

I'm gonna meet her.

Look at how funny you are!
I love it! He's so excited!

Well, I got a little surprise
For betty.

I'm gonna take care of that.

You have a surprise
For betty white?

Yeah, I got something
Under my sleeve.

We got
A lot of stuff going on,

So, everybody,
Let's get back to work.

Let's get everything in motion,
All right?

All: all right.

Brett: the rectangular tank
For morris animal foundation

Will sit on a custom steel stand

And be surrounded
By a unique facade

That will mimic noah's ark.

We'll incorporate
The foundation's logo

Into the design
And fill the tank

With pairs
Of different fish species.

Betty is gonna be impressed.

[ telephone rings ]

Hello?

While the guys get to work
On the betty white tank,

Mike, our game pill client,
Has decided to pay us a visit

All the way from toronto.

What brings you to town,
Man?

I'm just in town
For a conference.

Oh, in town for a conference,

So you decided to come on
And stop by, huh?

Yeah. Sorry to surprise you,
But --

Oh, that's all right, man.
We love surprises.

Some technology that I saw
At this conference --

It was pretty cool,
And I'm hoping

That we could integrate it
Into the tank.

You have a glass panel that goes
On the front of the tank.

And it turns the entire thing
Into a touch screen.

You have a monitor
In the back

And you have the glass
In the front

And you're controlling
The entire interface

With your finger.

So,
We're making the tank into,

Essentially,
An entire touch screen.

Instead of using an app
On our cellphones

To control the monitor
Behind the tank,

You're gonna be able
To use your finger

To control a touch screen
On the front of the tank.

This is gonna be awesome.

I don't see any reason why we
Wouldn't be able to use this.

My spidey senses are telling me
That brett's making promises.

My common sense is telling me
To get in there now.

Yeah, I definitely think
We can make that happen.

I don't see
Why we wouldn't be able to.

We can make what happen?

I think wayde's got a crush
On betty white.

Atm. This is wayde.

Wayde,
This is betty white.

I can't believe
I'm talking to you, betty.

What brings you to town,
Man?

I'm just in town
For a conference.

Michael,
The client from game pill,

Showed up
At our shop unexpectedly

And wants us to incorporate
Touch-screen technology

Into the tank.

Yeah, and like usual, you're
Making promises you can't keep.

Well, that's what you're
Here for.

Yeah, I definitely think
We can make that happen.

I don't see why we wouldn't be
Able to.

We can make what happen?

Mike came by, and he wants us
To integrate this touch screen,

Put it on to the aquarium,
And then, from that point on,

You just got to plug it
In and it becomes an
Actual touch screen.

You'll just plug it in,
And it's fine?

Yeah, I figured we can mount it
On the touch screen.

Why? What's wrong with that?
Is it hard to put together?

'cause I don't know -- you know,
We build aquariums.

It should be pretty simple.

That's what they told me
At the conference.

See? It's easy.

It's easy for a tech geek.

Do you see a tech geek here?

Nope.

I'd just like to see
More about it

And make sure we can incorporate
It in -- thickness, waterproof.

If you can bring it by,
I can look at it.

That would be
Definitely great.

Yeah, I'm in town
For a few days.

I could bring it by,
And we could do some tests even.

As soon as you get us the glass,
We can give him the measurement,

Make sure it works, and then
We should be good to go.

While we figure out how to make
The tank interactive,

The guys at the shop will work
On the tank's basic design.

The tank for game pill
Will house custom life support

For moon jellyfish on the sides
And under the steel stand.

The plumbing will be covered
By a cellphone-case facade,

And the tank will be cradled
In a docking station.

We'll install a state-of-the-art
Touch screen

On the front of the tank

That will control a tv monitor
Mounted on the back.

This way, everyone can enjoy
The brand-spanking-new atm app

On the big screen.

These time cards
Are a pain in the neck.

Hey, what's going on?

I'm glad I got both you guys
In here, okay?

I think wayde's got a crush
On betty white.

How could you not have a crush
On her?

I think now's a good time that
We could play a little prank.

I want you to call wayde up and
Make like you're betty white.

[ laughter ]

Now I want you to give me
A couple of impressions

To see
If we can pull this off.

Just be like, "Hi, wayde."
[ staccato voice ] Hi, wayde.

Hello, wayde.
This is betty.

[ laughter ]

She's not from england!

Oh, my god!

She's gonna offer him
Tea and crumpets!

What are you doing?!

You had the voice, but then
You threw the accent in! Okay?

[ squeaky voice ]
Hi, wayde. This is betty.

That was better.
That was much better, right?

That was better.
That was better.

I'm just gonna have to get
On the phone and do it.

We're just gonna have to
Go with it.

I think it'll work.
Block the number.

I think
This is hysterical.

[ telephone rings ]

Atm. This is wayde.

Hello.
Is this wayde king?

Yes, this is wayde.
Who's speaking.

Wayde,
This is betty white.

Betty white?
Hi, betty. How are you?

Hi. I just wanted to call
And tell you how excited I am

For this tank
That you guys are building me.

I can't believe
I'm talking to you, betty.

I've seen you
So many times on tv.

I'm just over the moon.
I cannot wait to meet you.

I just think you're so cute.
You're like the cat's meow.

Cat's meow? I've never been
Called that before. Thank you.

I'll see you soon.

Thanks, betty.
Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

[ laughter ]

Irwin.

Just on the phone
With betty white.

Hey, I was just on the phone
With betty.

Oh, you were?
Yeah.

All right, good.
Yeah, great.

[ chuckles ]

Hey.
Just speaking to betty white.

Oh, you were? How was she?
She's cool, very cool.

[ laughs ]

[ chuckles ]

Atm is getting an app
Of its very own,

So I decided to get the group
Together to get some ideas

So we could take this app
To the next level.

What we want to do
Is we want to make this

A really, really fun
And exciting app.

Since atm, you know,
Makes aquariums,

We're gonna make every one
A virtual tank.

And it's a basic aquarium.

You need to start off
With one fish.

Our goal is, is to make it look
Like this tank right here

With a lot of fish.
Right.

You definitely need food,
Okay?

You need,
You know, sea shells.

If your tank gets dirty --

Well, it's gonna get dirty
'cause fish poop all the time --

Fish poop? Really?
They do poop!

General:
So you need a pooper scooper.

There's got to be
Cleaning products.

I got a great idea.
How about old props?

You got the rocket ship
That you can put in here.

And you can put the shark
In here.

Yeah, you could do that. Here,
Look, brett. You got coral.

You can put that back.

I don't need to talk to you
Like that. You're scaring me.

You know what? You guys came up
With some great ideas.

What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
Go send mike an e-mail right now

With all your ideas.

You guys finish up doing
Your thing, all right?

You send that to mike.

Betty.
Betty.

While I was brainstorming
The app ideas,

Wayde came up with a surprise
Addition to the noah's ark tank.

He has denny making a statue
Of betty white dressed as noah.

Look at the smoke
Come off this thing, huh?

Betty's smoking!

Denny: should be
About 190 degrees right now.

Go, betty.
Go, betty.

I think the big guy's heart
Is in the right place,

But this might be going
A little overboard.

So,
Betty didn't order this?

This is something
You thought of?

No. Yeah, it's a surprise.

She's not expecting it?

No, she has no clue.
I want to surprise her, dude.

She's gonna be surprised.
Yeah.

Dude, a statue of betty?
Come on, dude.

All right, guys, let's cut
This thing out of here.

Easy.

Yeah!
What's up, betty?

Look at that.
All right.

Brett: this thing
Doesn't look like betty.

The nose is too pointy.
The arms are kind of short.

It looks like
A "Golden girls" garden gnome.

Look, she's smiling, huh?
That's pretty good.

She's happy to see you.

Dude, this is great.

But we need to smooth
A little out.

Fix the hair a little bit.

Fix the nails over here, too.

Can we paint her nails,
Maybe?

Yes, we can paint her nails.
Paint her nails?

I can't sit around and let wayde
Embarrass himself with this.

I'm sorry, wayde. I'm doing this
For your own good.

Let me see this thing.

Go and get some paint, okay?
I think it'll be all right.

Brett, what -- ah!
Brett!

Let me hold the front
And see how it looks. Uh-oh.

What was that?

Oh, boy.

Brett: that's his phone?

Oh, my god.

Brett: wayde has a little crush
On betty white,

And he's decided to make
A statue of her

Dressed like noah for the tank.

The problem is, this thing looks
Nothing like betty white.

It's got a pointy nose.
It's got t. Rex arms.

It's got evil eyebrows.

But wayde -- he's too blinded
By love to see it.

In order to save the big guy,

I need to take matters
Into my own hands...

Let me see this thing.
Go and get some paint, okay?

...And drop him on the floor.

I think it'll be all right.

Brett, what --
Ah! Brett!

Denny. Denny, where --

What?

Where's betty's head?
Dude, I'm sorry.

Where's betty's head?
I'm sorry, bro.

Wayde, we don't have
Any more product.

We don't have any time.
This is a --

Sorry, bro. I'm sorry.

Sometimes we need to save the
Ones we love from themselves.

Nothing. You can't do --
Forget it. Just take my picture.

Don't worry.
He'll thank me later.

Wayde: there's no time to cry
Over broken statues.

The guys from gist decor
Have been working really hard

On the ark facade
For betty white's tank,

And it's arriving
At the shop right now.

Wayde: dude,
This is really, really cool.

This is just gonna slide up
Against the wall, right?

Steel stands in here?
Yep.

It's pretty solid, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Just like
The real noah's ark.

If we have a flood,
I'm hopping in this thing.

So is betty.
Me and her will be chilling.

I really don't have the words

To describe the crush wayde has
On betty white.

I grew up with betty
As a kid.

I got to make sure -- to me,
She's an icon. I love her.

I want to make sure
Everything's perfect.

If we don't have
The proper ventilation in here,

The chiller is gonna get hot --
It's gonna overheat.

It's gonna boil the water
In the aquarium,

And we could kill
All the fish.

We got to make sure
There's plenty of ventilation.

Wayde:
To add more ventilation,

We're gonna drill holes
In the bottom of the facade.

This is gonna let
The hot air escape,

And you won't be able to see it
From the outside.

When that's done,
Let's take this and dry-fit it

To the steel stand
And make sure everything fits.

All right.

Okay.

Wayde:
Hey, what's up, guys?

Brett: mike from game pill
Showed up surprisingly

'cause he had a tech conference
In town,

And then he comes here when
We're midway through the build,

And he wants to drop
This touch-screen idea on us.

Wayde: I get it now.

This would go on the front,
And this would go on the back.

I like that.

He wants to play games?
We got games.

[ laughs ]

The beauty of this is
You could actually control it

From your phone, as well.

Your cellphone?

Exactly. You just download
An app, and away we go.

Let me see.

Show it to you.

What's the most important thing
To an app designer?

His phone.

He didn't even know
When I switched his

With the one in my pocket.
[ chuckling ] Yeah.

Time for some payback.

Can we put this up there
And see how it fits?

Mike: yeah,
Why don't we give it a shot?

Let's move it up there.

Let me hold the front
And see how it looks.

Uh-oh.

Brett:
Dude, that's his phone?

Yep.

Mike: oh, my god.

I didn't do it on purpose.

Boom, knocked the phone in,
And I just see it go like this,
All the way to the bottom.

And I see his eyes get
Bigger and bigger and
Bigger. It was like...

I have all my business contacts,
Everything in there.

You know what? Let's see
If we can take this prank
To the next level.

It's time to move on
To phase two.

[ chuckles ]

Give me this.
What are you doing?

Watch.

What are you doing?
Are you kidding me?

What are you doing?
Throwing the water out of it.

It's not gonna work.

You ain't doing it hard enough.
Let me see.

Oh!

[ cellphone clatters ]

Oh, dude.
What?

Now it's cracked.

Dude, I can't believe
How calm he is.

Brett:
It just goes to show you

That canadian people are
The nicest people in the world.

Dude, if that happened
In brooklyn, forget about it.

You'd be missing a tooth.

You have it downloaded
To a cloud?

No.

You don't even have it uploaded
To the cloud.

Dude, I'm feeling really bad
About this.

Let's let him in on it.

A little longer?
No.

All right.

Is this your phone?

[bleep] Off.

[ laughter ]

[bleep]

So much for canadians
Being polite.

I had a little bit
Of an inkling.

But it had the case,
So I thought that's why I was --

Brett: [ chuckling ]
Sorry. Hope you don't mind.

He's a good sport.

Yeah, maybe we should have
Waited to do the prank

Until after he was finished
With the atm app.

Good point.

[ laughing ]
I tried to hold it in myself.

[ laughter ]

Brett: and now it's time
For a quick fish fact.

Like many
Other sea-dwelling species,

Jellyfish like to travel
In groups,

And those groups have
A few different names.

Find out after the break.

Brett: nutrient-rich waters,
Temperature,

And ocean currents
Attract jellies together.

Call them whatever you like,
But I don't want to see a bloom,

Swarm,
Or smack of these stingers

When I'm taking a dip
In the ocean.

The most important part of
The jellyfish tank for game pill

Is the flow of the water.

Brett: absolutely.

Jellies are very fragile

And need to move
In a circular motion.

If they get caught on the tank,
They could tear.

Redneck? What's going on, man?
What are you doing?

Getting ready to test the flow
On this tank.

What are you testing the flow
With, your lunch?

Grape jelly.

Grape jelly?

Why would you put grape jelly
In a bag.

Jellyfish, jelly.

Come on, man.
That ain't gonna work.

I'm surprised you didn't put
Peanut butter in the tank.

It ain't peanut-butter fish.
It's jellyfish.

Lucky this isn't
A catfish aquarium.

[ laughs ]

I got it.
I understand your thinking.

I'm sorry I asked.
Let's just see what happens.

Yeeeeeern, khhh!

Oh,
That's like the titanic.

[ chuckles ]

Okay.

That one's doing real well.
We got a floater and a sinker.

With all due respect
To redneck's ingenuity,

I got something
A little better.

What do you think?
You remember these?

Oh, the butterflies.

These things have
Different weights?

Because of the buoyancy,
They can actually float.

This is gonna best show
The current of the water.

Pour the whole box in.

Swish them around.
Get the bubbles off. Perfect.

Okay, not bad. They're starting
To go into a circular motion.

Yeah, but look over there.
Look on that end.

When they get to that end,
They push up real fast.

I don't know if that's gonna be
Good for the jellies, man.

Well,
You don't want to tear 'em.

I'm saying that might be
A little too much.

Can we die it down
A little bit?

Redneck:
Yeah, I can die it down.

All right.

I think that's better.
Look.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're not pushing up.

So, this is
About the right flow, right?

I like that.

While red is finishing up
The app tank,

Wayde and I are
Off to los angeles

To sea dwelling creatures
To pick out fish

For both aquariums.

How you guys doing?
Good to see you, man.

Wayde: we've got
Two amazing tanks this week.

We're doing a tank now.

It's gonna be for betty white

For the
Morris animal foundation.

Sounds very nice.

It's noah's ark themed.

We want to do, like, pairs
Of fish and named after animals.

Animals like zebras
And goats?

Squirrels, goats, rabbits.
Leopards and rabbits.

Oh,
We got a lot of cool ideas.

So, we're doing
This other cool tank.

It's an app tank. It's gonna
Look just like your cellphone.

What we want to do is we want to
Have jellyfish,

Because jellyfish float.

Apps float on your phone.

Jellyfish are a little tricky.
We do special orders.

We don't actually have them here
Right now.

As soon as the tank is ready,

We'll bring 'em in,
Get 'em right into the tank.

It's the best way
To handle it.

All right. That's perfect.

Let's start off
With betty white.

I want to see some goatfish.
Goats?

Let's go check it out.
I like them guys.

Goatfish right here.
These are beautiful.

These guys got those two barbs
That they use to find food.

They sift through all the sand
And gravel and everything.

What's the next animal?

Let's see,
I think, a rabbitfish.

We definitely have
Some rabbits.

Which way? This way? This way?
This way.

You're gonna love
These rabbitfish.

So cool! Come on, guys.
Wow!

What do you think
Of those?

Rabbitfish, dude,
Those are perfect.

Brett: they're orange-spotted
Rabbitfish.

Not just any rabbitfish.

That's the color I wanted.

They're called rabbitfish

Because their mouth and nose
Look like a rabbit.

You know, those orange spots, it
Helps them with the camouflage.

Anytime fish has spots on them,
They think that they're eyes.

People got to be careful
Touching these

Because they're poisonous.

Only experts should
Really handle those guys.

What's the next animal?
Leopard?

Leopard?
Yeah, we got leopard wrasses.

There they --
Yeah, there he is.

Yeah, these look really good,
Huh?

Wayde: yeah,
Where do they come from?

The philippines, bali,
Indonesia, sri lanka.

Do they burrow and hide
And everything under the sand?

Yeah, usually right around
8:00 at night or so,

They'll go
Right under the sand.

It's like 3:00, brett's gone.
He's in his car on his way home.

[ tires squeal, horn honks ]
Brett: we appreciate it, man.

Sea dwelling hooked us up again,
Brother. Thank you.

All right, brother.

Brett:
After some finishing touches,

The smartphone tank
Is ready to ship.

Now it's time
For a long-distance call

For the install in toronto.

All right. Let's go.
Let's get the tank in,
Fellas. Let's do it.

Brett: there's a big crack
In this thing.

[ crickets chirping ]

No, I'm just kidding.

[ laughter ]

Did you see his eyes
Light up?!

At least wait
Till the end of the install

Before you try to give me
A heart attack.

You know, you got a really good
Point there, dude,

Because if you go down,

That means I got to do
All the work myself. [ laughs ]

Lifting this tank up
And getting it on the stand

Is gonna take some ingenuity.

Bulkheads are part
Of the plumbing system.

Sometimes we pre-plumb tanks
At the shop before we ship them

To save time on the installs.

The only downside is
There's pipes sticking out

That could be damaged
With one wrong move,

So we need to maneuver this tank
Very carefully.

Brett: be careful, guys.
Okay.

Wayde: I'm on. I'm on.
Lift your end up.

Let me switch hands.
Hold on.

Wayde:
Todd, move your end in.

Brett: you're good?
Lift it up?

More.
Come up with it now?

Yeah, come up.

Okay, let it down.
Don't let it slam, todd.

Let it down.
Slide slow right there.

There we go.

Good job, guys.

Everything's good?
We can put water in it?

Yep. We're ready.

I already got
The nutri-seawater ready.

We just got to throw
The hose in.

Let's get
This baby filled up.

Let it rip, brett!

Brett: all right.
Here it comes.

Let's get the cellphone.

Let's get the rest of it
Hooked up.

Brett: with the tank filled,
It's time to open up the valves

And get the water running
Through the filtration system.

Kick on the pump.

[ water splashing ]

Brett: it's got a leak.

Oh, whoa! [bleep]

Oh, it's incredible!

Let it rip, brett!

Brett: we're installing
A cellphone tank at game pill,

And everything
Is going smoothly.

We just opened up the valves

And let the water
Into the filtration.

Kick on the pump.
[ pump whirring ]

But it sprung a leak.

[ water splashing ]

[bleep]
Dude, it's got a leak.

Oh, whoa!
[bleep] [bleep]

Wayde:
What was that, redneck?

A union on todd's side.

Wayde: a union is a pvc fitting
That connects two pipes.

And if it's not on there tight,
We're gonna get wet.

And we have a risk
Of damaging the equipment.

Brett: yeah, luckily,
Redneck pounced on that leak

Like it was a juicy squirrel.

[ both laugh ]

Let's get the clock in here.
Let's move this in.

With the cellphone tank charged
And ready to go,

The last step
Is to fill it with jellies.

Moon jellies.
These things are cool.

You got to open these guys
Underwater, you know.

Uh-huh.

Dude,
They're cruising around.

They're definitely
Cruising around.

Check 'em out, dude. Look.
They're pulsating really nice.

The current's really nice.

Our energy may be a little bit
Depleted from this build,

But that doesn't mean
We're not charged up

To show this baby to the client!

Mike, come on in, buddy.

Wow!

Oh, that's amazing!
Look at that thing!

I love it!

We told you we were gonna make
This awesome phone

Inside of a docking station.

Every cellphone
Has a touch screen.

Now your jellyfish tank
Has a touch screen.

Awesome.

Here we go to your website.

Look at that.

Very nice.
I like that.

So, whatever I touch on here
Follows just like a mouse.

It's a custom-made
Jellyfish tank.

You see how the jellyfish,
They're floating,

And they actually represent apps
That are on the screen.

Look at them,
They're glowing.

The water's actually flowing in
From one side,

And it returns
On the opposite side

And gives that circular motion

So the jellies look like
They're suspended.

Floating and pulsating.

There are
Custom l.E.D. Lights in here,

And we know you like apps.

So, we have a lighting system

That hooks up to an app system
On your cellphone.

Oh, that's cool.

And when you move the app, it
Changes the colors of the jelly.

Oh, wow.
That's amazing.

They're clear,
But they actually pick up

The light that passes
Through them.

Can I try it out?

Here you go.
Thanks.

Should I give him my phone?

[ laughter ]

Guys, you're blowing me away
With this thing. I love it.

Yo, you mad at me 'cause we
Played a prank on you?

This settles the score.

I feel like I'm close
To the ocean now,

Bringing the outdoors inside.
Yes!

You did a great job.
Very cool.

I have your app.
Right now?

Yeah.
Are you ready to see it?

"App-solutely" [absolutely].
Get it?

[ laughter ]

Hit start.

Hey, look at me! Look at me!
Oh, look at you.

You two are doing the tutorial.
Oh, look at me!

You're telling people
How to take care of their fish.

Over here, you can buy fish.
You can browse the store.

Oh,
So you can buy the fish?

Look at all the different fish
You can buy!

Oh, that's cool, dude.
I really like that.

The fish
Obviously get hungry,

So you can also buy food
And feed your fish.

Oh, check out
All the different foods!

We know where you're gonna be
Spending the most of your time.

You can play games
With your fish.

And then over here, once you
Have your tank all configured...

Uh-huh.

...You can actually send
An image of your tank

To your friends.

Dude, I'm gonna be
Building tanks all day long.

It's about time!
And you know what?

When you say, I'm not
Working, I'm gonna be
Like, "I'm working."

It says "Tanked."
That's the name of it?

That's the name of it.

Mike nailed it.
This app is fun!

Now everyone can design
Their own tank.

Yes!

While the guys
Back at the shop

Got the noah's ark tank
Ready and on the road...

...Wayde and I were off to l.A.
For the install

Before the black-tie gala.

You forgot
The most important part!

You forgot betty white!

Take it easy, big guy.

All right, listen.

We got a small window
To actually get this in,
So let's do this.

Let's hop in the truck.
I'll guide you guys in this way.

Okay.

Just make sure betty's tank's
All right. All right?

You got it.

Brett:
We usually want a full day

To set up
For a tank this size,

But for this event,
We only have a couple of hours.

Yeah.
That's why every second counts.

The lady told me it's gonna go
Right in this corner.

Yeah, so let's just leave it
Right here for now.

Okay, everybody
Get their hands on it.

Let's carry it in.

Underneath the center,
Nice and slow.

Dude, everybody's gonna see it
Here when they come in the room.

Yeah, absolutely.

Wayde:
That's the way we do it.

Let's get the rest
Of this plumbing in.

We'll get the facade and canopy
On, and time's clicking.

I know. Let's do it.
All right. So, let's go.

Come on, guys.
Let's do it.

All right,
Let's get this plumbing going.

Let's get the water in.
Let's get fish going.

Come on, guys.

Betty's gonna love this,
Guys, huh?

How's everything looking?
Everything's tied in?

We got to hurry up.
Time. Let's go.

We're ready
For sand and water?

Yes. We are.

Hey, guys.
How are you?

Hey, good. How you doing?
Good.

I'm just checking on things

For the
Morris animal foundation gala.

What do you think so far?
It looks great, very colorful.

But one thing -- I think
You guys are in the wrong spot.

What do you mean?

I have you guys over there.

I saw her so many times
On tv,

And she's right in front of me
Right now.

Oh, it's incredible!

We're in southern california

Installing a tank for
The morris animal foundation's

Black-tie gala.
Yeah, honoring betty white.

Hey, guys.
How are you?

Hey, good.
How you doing?

We have a tight window
To install this tank,

And our window
Just got slammed shut.

I think you guys are
In the wrong spot.

I have you guys over there.

What?

Did you not see the map?

Map?
I didn't see no map.

The whole thing
Has to move over there?

Brett: this is
Where they told me to put it.

You said, "Put it right
Here. This is where
It's supposed to go."

And this is what I had
On the map that I saw.

This is where they had it.

Well, according to my map,
It has to be over there.

I'm from new york.
What do you expect?

The only map I know how to read
Is a subway map.

Yeah, we'll take care of it
For you.

It wasn't my fault.
It is your fault.

It's not my fault.
It's your fault.

Cut the plumbing.
Cut the bulkheads.

Pull everything
Out of the tank.

Let's go. Let's move it now.
Let's go.

Right now, guys.
We have no time.

Wayde: I swear, if we don't have
This tank ready for betty

And the gala,
You're walking back to vegas.

Just make sure I have a map
So I can find my way home.

They're gonna be
All walking in here,

And we don't even have water
In the tank.

Okay, let's plumb this.

Brett: nature's ocean sand.

Pour in the nutri-seawater.

All right. Good.
Let's get the hose in.

Let's get it ready to go.

Let her rip.

Now it's time for the fish.

Here come a lionfish,
Baby.

Wayde: king of the jungle,
Huh?

And they're poison, too.

Got some blue tangs.

Those are hippo tangs.
That's right.

All right, guy. Last
But not least, the red goatfish.

We have no time.

All right. Let's go. Come on.
Let's get the facade.

Hey, look at the room.
It's come so far, dude.

We must be getting close.
Man, what time is it?

You can't go like that.

You can't go like that!
Dude, let's go! Come on!

Guys, you got to take care
Of the tank.

No worries.
No worries.

Dude, you're looking
Pretty sharp there.

Three piece, huh?
You like that, huh?

That's nice. You think betty's
Gonna like this?

Dude, definitely.
Yeah?

Absolutely.
All right.

We're looking sharp,

The guests have arrived,
And noah's ark is seaworthy.

Now it's time to surprise
The one and only betty white.

I'm sweating, dude.
I'm nervous.

All right. We're good. You good?
I'm nervous.

You good?
Yeah.

We're just standing there,
Then all of a sudden, I see her.

Betty white.

She starts walking
Towards the tank,

And I'll never forget
What she said.

Oh, look at that!

Oh,
Look at that gorgeous tank!

Oh, I'm so thrilled.
Come here, babies.

It's terrific. It really is.
Isn't it gorgeous?

It's exactly what we wanted.
It's beautiful.

So, inside the tank,
We put pairs of the fish

Because we wanted to represent
Noah's ark

Because he was the biggest
Protector of animals,

Just like you guys.

Oh,
And look at this fella.

Brett: yeah,
That's a lionfish right there.

What we did is we named
A lot of fish after animals.

So, you have rabbitfish
In there, you have a goatfish,

A stars-and-stripes puffer,
Which is like a dog

'cause they have the personality
Of a dog.

Ohh, and don't think
They don't have personality.

I used to have one of
Those rubber bouncy balls,

And I used to throw it
In the aquarium.

The puffer used to grab it,
Bring it to the bottom,

And then come
And shoot it out.

So I used to play ball with him
All the time.

Oh, it's incredible!

And people
Look at you strangely

If you talk about dealing
With fish that way.

Yep.
I had a moment with betty white.

When I first started working,

I had to keep working
To pay for my aquariums.

Not only is she into fish,

She used to have to work to pay
For her fish tanks.

I know.
I did that as a kid, too.

I feel like this
With her now.

You know, I'm a big fan,

And I never even knew
You had aquariums.

I had five tanks,
And my kissing gourami

Would literally swim up,
And you'd go like this.

And he'd come up
And he'd kiss you.

[ laughter ]

I don't think there's any animal
That you can't identify with.

And, you know, one of
The greatest things

In our industry
That's come so far,

There's over 50 species of fish
That they now breed

That are actually
Tank-raised species.

So they don't even have to
Collect from the ocean.

It is absolutely wonderful

That we've become
Not only able to do that,

But appreciate the fact
Of how right that is

To do it that way.
That's right.

They're honoring you tonight for
All the work that you've done

Over the last 40 years,
And I think that's tremendous.

No,
It's morris animal foundation

That we're really honoring
Tonight.

You know, betty,
I was really nervous

To show you the aquarium,
But I'm really glad you like it.

I'm certainly gonna get a thrill
Out of it,

And I know
Everybody else will.

There's our hall of fame
In our office.

Oh, okay.

All right, sweetheart.
I'll see you later.

Brett:
This week, we surfed the web

And sailed the seven seas

With two unbelievable tanks.

The almost-one-ton app tank
We built for game pill

Upgrades your typical aquarium
With high-tech highlights.

Jellyfish float behind
An interactive touch screen,

Enabling you to use
The modern monolith

As you would
Your own smartphone.

You can even use it
To play a brand-new atm app.

For
The morris animal foundation,

We built a tank
Of biblical proportions

That re-creates noah's ark
For a gala

Honoring the foundation's
Trustee and star betty white.

Almost 50 fish lined up
Two by two

To get inside
This 280-gallon safe haven.

Weighing over 2,800 pounds,

This biblical boat not only
Impressed the gala's guests,

But we bet
It's only a matter of time

Before miss white tells
Her number-one fan wayde,

"Thank you for being a friend."

Wayde: it was definitely great
Seeing you.

Betty: yes.
Bless your heart.

Now that wayde has met
Betty white in person,

I think it's finally time
To come clean

And tell him
That he didn't really

Talk to her on the phone
Last week.

It was just one of
My genius pranks.

No, I know.
That was fun.

You remember
When the dog jumped on the couch

And you spilt the wine?

Betty: yes. [ laughs ]

[ laughs ]

Thank you again,
With all my heart.

No, I know. I know.
I'll speak to you soon, okay?

All right, sweetheart.
I'll see you later.

Bye-bye.
What's up?

Who was that?
It was betty.

Betty who?
It was betty white.

Mnh, never mind.

Why?

Whatever.

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