Original subtitles

Wayde: coming up on this Star-powered special episode

Of "Tanked"...

Look, y'all, the atm guys! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Heather: Neil patrick harris?!

Welcome to the world-famous

Magic castle Here in hollywood.

It's crazy rubbing elbows With rock stars,

Beloved jackasses, And professional athletes.

Focus in.

I love it, man. This is awesome.

Brett: come behind The paparazzi's flash bulbs

And get a glimpse Of never-before-seen footage

Of our brushes with fame.

This is a kiss-worthy tank.

99-yard touchdown, baby. All good.

Yes!

In my basement, Every week is shark week.

On "Tanked." "Celebrity edition."

This is awesome stuff! "Tanked" is here, y'all!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Aah!

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

[ laughs ]

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

Surprise! Oh, my gosh!

Our family is the number-one Aquarium builder in the world.

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

[ cheers and applause ]

If you can dream it, We can build it.

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Captions paid for by Discovery communications

We're obsessed With building fish tanks.

And having such a cool job Comes with some cool perks.

Oh, look at this thing, Huh?!

This thing's the bomb.

Of course we love The royal treatment

And meeting With cool clients,

Such as skateboarders, Pastors of mega-churches,

Doctors, and c.E.O.'s Of major corporations.

And we'd be lying If we said we didn't get excited

About celebrity clients.

That's phenomenal. It's really phenomenal.

We don't go looking for them,

But sometimes the stars Just fall into our lap.

Yeah, it's easy When your lap's in a chair

Watching daytime talk shows All the time.

Hey! Wayde! What's up?

Oh, my god! Guys! What happened?!

Tracy morgan just called atm out To build him a shark tank!

He goes, "If you guys Are watching, get ahold of me,

And I want you guys to build me A shark tank!"

Dude, that's amazing!

Me sitting on my butt Watching tv really paid off.

We got to do a tank For tracy morgan.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy That you caught that.

But if any of you celebrities Want a fish tank,

Give us a call.

The phone's a lot easier.

Brett: I've been a huge Tracy morgan fan for years.

Here's something you guys didn't See when the episode aired.

Brett thought tracy and him

Were gonna hang out At comedy clubs together.

Me and tracy Are a lot alike.

I'm as funny as he is. Let's go.

Yeah, right. I am. You'll see.

[ laughs ] I'm pulling out my best stuff.

I've been writing lines. [ laughs ]

Don't embarrass me, All right?

Whew.

Oh, the atm guys!

Look, y'all, The atm guys!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

When we got To tracy morgan's house,

He treated us like we were The celebrities!

The atm guys are here! Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! The atm guys!

Come here, brett and wayde! Come in!

Tray, I know you brought us here For another tank.

Show us Where it's gonna go.

Get out Of the dude's fridge.

And you lecture me On being embarrassing.

[ laughs ]

[ needle scratches ] Wayde: hey, wait a second.

Is this the only way in -- To get the tank in?

There's only one way in And one way out

Of tracy morgan's Man cave.

Oof. Oh, boy.

A little tight to get The tanks down here.

That's gonna limit us A little bit.

I'm surprised you fit Down these stairs, wayde.

So this is The room that rocks,

And I want the tank -- This whole wall.

How am I gonna get down The steps?

We can figure out A way to get it down.

Yes!

My man Wants what he wants.

We got to give him What he wants.

You know how many people he's Gonna tell about this aquarium,

How many people are gonna Come down here?

Celebrities, athletes, All kinds of people,

They're gonna see it.

Tell him, tray. Yeah, barack obama.

You might get Newt gingrich.

[ laughs ] You see that?

Wayde wasn't thinking Big picture.

This tank is gonna be seen By a lot of heavy hitters.

I got you covered.

We're gonna build it Right here in his basement.

Yes!

Brett always opens his mouth.

Now that it's a celebrity, He opened it big.

Frp tank --

We'll cut it in pieces, Walk it in.

We'll build it right here In his basement.

Frp it is!

What's an frp?

It's fiberglass reinforced Plastic.

We can actually make The tank in vegas,

And the tank Will be finished.

We'll have to cut The tank in pieces

That we can actually carry Downstairs.

This whole thing Will be fiberglass

With windows That you look into.

Yes. I think That's incredible.

But a big tank In a small basement,

That was just the beginning Of tracy's wish list.

The theme I want to be "Jaws."

'cause I love that movie So much.

Richard dreyfuss In the cage.

I want the whole tank To look like the sunken orca.

A sunken buoy, A partially eaten swimmer...

Body parts?

Can I get, like, A 20-foot great white?

I love sharks!

When I look at my tank,

I want to be able to say, "Smile, you son of a bitch."

Our first job was to translate Tracy morgan's speak

Into something that was actually Possible on planet earth.

But job one is always to keep The client happy.

So we decided to pull off The impossible.

The plan was to build The body of the tank

With individual pieces Of fiberglass,

Which we'd assemble onsite.

Three acrylic windows would give Tracy the perfect view

Of his predators of the sea.

We'll stock the inside Of the tank

With gristled body parts And ship wreckage,

Then the orca would be built On the outside of the tank.

Back at the shop, We formed the acrylic windows,

Made some body parts From our own limbs,

And shipped the tank In 23 separate pieces.

Wayde: Then we puzzled them together

And tried to weasel them Down the stairs.

Are you serious?

It won't even fit In the door.

Brett: it took us Tearing down the molding

And ripping out the hand rails

To get the pieces To the basement.

Watch the walls.

We should have just yelled "Shark!"

That would explain the mess.

Really?

You think you're just as funny As tracy with that material?

Admit it. Me and him connected On many levels.

Yeah.

Man, I got to get one of these At the office.

Yeah. You had such a connection.

Tracy told me You were outside

Bragging how hard of a worker You are.

You know, Some people don't realize,

Like, how it is to be Above and beyond.

You know what I'm saying?

That's Your funniest material!

You can look cool On this.

She's yours. Put your hand on there.

Wrong. Put one foot on there.

Easy.

Put another hand Up on there.

Now lean your body forward. Weight distribution.

Now, if you want to stop, Lean your heels back.

So forward Moves me forward.

Yes.

I hope he doesn't steal My segway.

Wayde: while you were out Playing around,

Me and the install team Got the rest of the tank done,

And filled with water.

Hey, it got done. Don't bite my arm off.

Wayde: let's get this arm in. We'll fill it up with water.

It's gonna sink now, Brett.

Now, that looked like A proper shark attack.

All that sea needed Was some sharks.

This guy's gonna bite.

Let's go get tracy. Let's do it. Let's go.

This is crazy!

[ laughs ]

This is so cool!

Yes!

Totally exceeded My expectations, man.

Spielberg couldn't do it Better than that.

Look at the sharks In there, man.

Brett: you know, That's a whitetip shark.

Comes from bali.

That's my whitetip. Look at him.

You got three japanese leopards Up there, as well.

He's beautiful.

Here in my basement, Every week is shark week.

Holla!

Brett: up next on "Tanked: Celebrity edition"...

Kiss!

...Some footage You never got to see

When our kiss episode aired.

[ cheers and applause ]

Whoa!

And later...

I want The most magical tank

That you guys Have ever made.

Coming right up, mr. Harris.

And that's no hocus-pocus.

This is awesome stuff!

"Tanked" is here, y'all!

On this special episode Of "Tanked,"

We're taking you on a tour Of the aquariums we've done

For the rich and famous.

After building a tank For my good friend tracy morgan,

I realized that celebrities Are just like us.

[ chuckles ] Bald and lazy? That's funny.

The point is, I'm no longer star struck,

But agnes, She nearly lost her mind

After this next Celebrity client.

Guess what lead I just got.

Who?

It's a tank for a mini golf Course here in vegas.

Okay.

And it's themed for A big legendary rock band.

I got it. Justin bieber?

Justin bieber's not even A rock band, dummy!

Oh, whatever.

Out of all the rock bands In the world,

You come up With justin bieber?

Dude, that's what happens When you have a 15-year-old.

Kiss!

Good job! All right!

Kiss was on the stereo When I had my first kiss.

The camaros, the big hair -- Those were the days.

Wayde: the kiss aquarium was Going into an outrageous,

Indoor, kiss-themed, Mini golf course in vegas.

Brett: oh!

We actually found A bigger head than yours.

Christina: from gene's head To paul's giant boot,

This is awesome.

Planet "Rock on." Aah!

This is the area For the fish tank,

So we're looking For something

That's gonna be A photo opportunity

When people walk in,

And they're all gonna go, "Wow! This is kiss."

Now, what if we did a tank that Was encased by huge speakers?

I like that.

Big speakers, The big, crazy stage,

And we can make this thing, Like, a fish-tank concert.

That's a good idea. That's not bad, right?

See, I knew how to rock A tank for kiss.

That's not bad for a guy With bieber fever.

[ laughter ]

What about doing big letters Inside the tank?

Okay, but there's somebody A little bit more important

Than me That needs to like this.

And that's kiss.

Oh, really? They're gonna be here?

Big grand opening, All here looking at your tank.

But one thing I need from you.

Wayde will get you The drawings.

Just make sure When they sign off on them,

All four of them sign it.

I'll do my best On that one.

What was it with you Trying to get autographs?

It wasn't for me. It was for agnes, remember?

And even better Than giving her an autograph

Was giving her the news

That the rock gods would be At the reveal.

Oh! I'm so excited! Are you serious?

I swear to god. I'm not lying.

I really get to meet them? Yeah.

I'm planning an outfit. You know that, right?

We were all In a rock state of mind

And planned for our tank to live Up to that badass attitude.

We decided to give the saltwater Tank a bow-front face

So the whole thing would look Like center stage

At a rock show.

Then we surrounded the tank With amplifiers

And installed enough lights To make the acrylic logo pop

In the dark golf course.

We also picked out An honorary fish

For each member of the band.

Should I wear a dress, Or should I wear, like, pants?

No, jeans -- you want to go, Like, rocker, you know?

What about shoes? What kind of shoes Should I wear?

You know he's gonna Look down on my shoes.

I'm so excited, But I'm nervous!

While we were picking out fish And the cutest outfits,

Chuy and the boys were Crafting up

The perfect kiss logo Out of acrylic.

Then redneck decides To get in on the action.

I know.

He had a harebrained scheme

To add pyrotechnics to the tank, Redneck style.

So, here's some of that Never-before-seen footage

That we promised you guys.

Yeah. And, kids, Don't do this at home.

Matter of fact, grownups, You don't try it, either.

Heather: what do we have to wear These glasses for?

Listen, redneck with any Matches, you better watch out.

Let's rock on. Let's do it.

All: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Wayde: everybody, step back. The sparklers.

[ firecrackers whistling ]

Oh, my god! It's on fire!

Ohh, look at that, Redneck!

[ indistinct shouting ]

We got fog and fire!

That's kiss, baby!

Oh, my god.

You know, I'm surprised That kiss didn't pick up redneck

As their pyrotechnic man.

I think they're still working On his contract.

What we learned from this is That it's not safe

To have fireworks At an indoor golf course.

Instead, we went with thousands Of l.E.D. Lights.

Oh, my god. That's so cool. I love it. I love it!

The tank looked rocking.

Yeah, so we dropped Our air guitars

And got the tank set up

Before agnes combusted From sheer excitement.

And in. Oh, yeah.

The fish were in, And the band arrived.

[ cheers and applause ]

It was blinding!

There was paparazzi And flash bulbs everywhere.

I couldn't see a thing!

Brett and wayde, I'd like you to meet the band.

Gentlemen. How are you?

How are you? Pleasure. Nice to meet you.

It's nice to see you. Agnes: very nice to meet you.

This is the band.

I know. I love all you guys.

I really do. But this one...

You love him the most?

You have something in common With him.

He loves himself The most, too.

[ laughter ]

And then you go like that.

Oh, my god.

He touched my hand.

He touched this hand.

I'm never washing it -- Ever, ever!

Mwah! I love it!

Wayde: you guys are the best Rock 'n' roll band ever.

We wanted to do something That was extra special,

That was gonna really fit in With the kiss theme.

Can you help us count down? We'll pull the curtain down.

All: 5...4...3...2...1.

Man: whoa!

[ cheers and applause ]

Wow!

Look at that!

This is awesome. Brett: we got some fish here

That we wanted to represent You guys.

Which one is me? 'cause that's very important.

I have to connect with My fish.

Wayde: right here.

We did the lionfish,

'cause that represents The demon, all the hair.

He's poisonous.

Oh, it's the best-looking fish In the whole tank.

See that? There you go.

We have The clown grouper.

Brett: clown grouper. Paul, that represents you.

The clown grouper.

It's the clown grouper. That's right.

Then we also have the heniochus, Which represents catman.

Personifier angel, Which represents spaceman.

Now, which one Are the groupie fish?

You see them all Hanging around together, right?

Just waiting.

It was amazing to see.

I've never seen A fish tank like it.

We wanted to make this thing Extra special for you guys.

This is a kiss-worthy tank. This is awesome.

You've heard about The seven wonders.

There's an eighth one Right here.

It's the kiss fish tank.

Check it out.

Brett: next on "Tanked: Celebrity edition"...

Welcome to the world-famous Magic castle here in hollywood,

Of which I, neil patrick harris, Am the president.

I don't get to say that Very often.

[ both laugh ]

In this v.I.P. Episode Of "Tanked,"

We're rubbing elbows With celebrities

While showing off Their 5-star aquariums

We've custom made for them.

Brett: next up is a tank That took us

To the entertainment capital Of the world,

Home of the stars -- Tinseltown.

Hollyweird.

La-la land.

We're off to meet A movie star...

Tv star... Broadway star...

And a magician.

Neil patrick harris.

Welcome to the world-famous Magic castle

Here in hollywood,

Home of the academy Of magical arts.

Brett: the magic castle is Sort of a celebrity in itself.

The 100-year-old Restored mansion

Is a private club and theater Where the halls are lined

With pictures of past members.

Some you may even recognize.

There are magic tricks in every Room, including the lobby.

You can't even find the door To the club

Unless you tell the brass owl The secret password.

I'm a big fan of what you do And the tanks that you make,

And I thought maybe you might Be able to help

Here at the castle In some way.

You didn't get -- I sent an E-mail to you guys about the --

There's a dress code here.

[ wah-wah! ]

It's jackets and ties For gentlemen

And dresses for ladies,

But I'm assuming you're gonna go With the suit and tie.

Aren't you in charge here?

I, neil patrick harris, Am the president.

I don't get to say that Very often.

[ both laugh ]

Can't you pull some strings, Mr. President?

If you were wearing, like, Say pants and a dress shirt,

We could probably provide you With a tie, maybe a jacket.

But this is Hilariously wrong.

This is your neck Of the woods.

Tell us where to get a suit. We want to make you happy.

Well, this is hollywood, Where dreams are made

And anything is possible.

Go down that way, Make a left,

Past the prostitutes, Make a right.

You'll see all these Great suit shops.

Grab a suit.

All right. We'll be back. We'll see you guys soon.

Hurry up. All right.

Once we got our formal wear on,

We were ready to focus On the tank.

* hey! *

* hey! *

Wayde: Yeah, we own this place.

Come on. Let's go this way.

This place is big.

Hey, hey. Hey, hey!

We're back.

When you guys suit up, You don't fool around.

I'm 007. This is my partner, 0007.

You don't, uh, punch him For those kind of comments?

I do once in a while, But if I hurt him,

Then he can't do his work.

So, let me show you What we have going on here.

This is the castle.

We've been here For almost 50 years.

So, let me ask you A question.

How did you Get into magic?

I have been A fan of magic

Since I was, like, 7 or 8 years old.

Small town in new mexico Where I'm from,

And there was a magic shop In albuquerque.

And I would go Every time I went up

To visit my grandparents And see some cool little trick.

So, what are you Looking for?

I want the most magical tank That you guys have ever made.

Not sure where, Not sure what, frankly.

Could you do, like, uh...

Sawing a woman in half? How about that?

There's a couple of trunks, You know?

I mean, I've seen a lot Of houdini props around here.

True. True.

Houdini is, like, the most Famous magician in the world.

What about -- Hey, hey, hey.

He had a trick called "The water torture cell."

You've seen that. Yeah.

And it's clear, and he was -- He's upside-down.

In the straitjacket underneath Covered in chains upside-down.

Could you maybe do a tank Off of that?

Yeah, we could do Something like that.

Why don't we actually Put a body in there

And actually make it Look like the real trick?

We could put a straitjacket. We could put some kind of --

Put what in it? A body.

What? We gave tracy morgan An arm and a leg.

Of course we can give Neil patrick harris a full body.

He's got a star On the walk of fame!

You and your big mouth.

Harris: This, I like very much.

The houdini "Water torture cell" tank.

Exactly.

We hopped back to vegas And got the plans

For the houdini tank together.

We designed a 240-gallon Rectangular freshwater beauty.

The outside of the tank

Looks like a turn-of-the-century Magic prop.

A houdini mannequin Is hanging upside down

To re-create the famous Water torture act

Complete with straitjacket.

To add to the suspense, We got mean-looking fish

To motivate houdini To get the hell out of there.

Next, we got help From the prop magicians

At quantum creations fx,

A company who builds animatronic Creatures and prosthetics

For thousands Of hollywood projects.

Wayde: we gave them a picture Of houdini

So the mannequin would look Exactly like him.

Ah, man. Check him out.

Brett: wow. Cool.

For the hair, we're gonna go With something that's synthetic.

It won't rot underwater? Exactly.

Houdini was the greatest Escape artist.

Brett: and we told redneck To keep an eye on him

And give him a good shellacking If he decided to make off.

Lucky for everybody,

The clear coat made him Fish safe for the tank.

And then, sim sim sala bim, Off to the magic castle.

We'll install the tank.

You didn't have to wrap Your date up.

Thankfully, neil patrick harris Was able to pull some strings

That would allow us to do The install not in our suits.

Yeah. Does redneck own a suit?

Wayde: Now, that's houdini.

Wayde: bring it in. Until it touches the stand.

Brett: the magic man was in, And next came the fish.

What do we got? This one's a sabertooth.

Sabertooth barracuda.

Dude. Hold on. Hold on. Look at that guy, dude.

All right. Beautiful.

Look at the teeth on him.

Another barracuda?

Yeah. This is a red tail.

Look at him, dude.

Wow!

It's perfect.

That's phenomenal. It's really phenomenal.

That, like, is a perfect Houdini rendering.

It's just corpse enough.

Killer job. Pardon the pun.

He's got, like, bubbles Coming out of his nose,

Out of his mouth.

Nose and mouth. Love it. Love it.

He's got his feet hanging out of The top with the cuffs on them.

Cuffs on them. That's great.

And there's an eel?

Wayde: It's called a swamp eel.

And they can get maybe Three or four feet.

They actually disappear Once in a while,

So he does like A houdini trick.

How do you mean "Disappear"?

Like an escape. They're escape artists.

So we got the lids on there

So we don't have to worry About him escaping.

And at the bottom, We saved the best for last.

There's a really rare fish In here -- the blue-eyed pleco.

And he's the big guy in The tank, so we named him neil.

So, he's got blue eyes, And he's the big guy.

Nice. So, he's the president.

That's right. He's the president of the tank.

I love it.

Neil: the spirit of houdini Lives in the tank.

Definitely.

We were happy Neil liked the tank,

But we didn't forget How he busted our chops

On our fashion sense.

So, we decided to model A little atm formal wear.

Wait. That's our logo.

You got it bedazzled? We represent, you know?

And we also wanted to thank you For us being part of this.

Brett: thank you very much. Hey, it's my pleasure.

You guys want a membership?

I'll give you memberships To the club.

That would be awesome. Definitely.

Yeah, so come. Anytime you're in l.A., come.

Thank you very much.

We'll see you guys. All right.

What do you think he's Gonna say when he sees That logo on his back?

I think he's gonna be honored That he's part of the atm crew.

I think so, too. [ laughs ]

Brett: and now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: starfish actually have Two stomachs,

An eye spot on the tip Of each arm,

And a complex nervous system, But no centralized brain.

In this all-star episode Of "Tanked,"

We're showing off Our aquariums

We built For some celebrity clients.

Wow!

I hate to talk bad About one of our clients,

But this guy, He's a jackass!

What's up, buddy? Hey, brett.

Hey, big guy. How are you?

Jeff tremaine, he produced All the "Jackass" movies.

So what do you got us Out here for, man?

It's time for me to get A fish tank again in my life.

I've got one fish now. Oh, cool.

Actually, I'd like you guys To check it out,

'cause I don't know If this fish would be compatible

With what I want to do.

Show us what you got. Let's check it out.

Let's do it.

That's a guy mermaid?

Yeah. It's a couple of bears.

Oh!

That's definitely The ugliest fish I've ever seen.

What?

It was "Wee man" and pontius,

Two of my favorite jackasses For sure.

Nice. And I'm lucky enough To be working with one Of my favorite jackasses.

Oh, that's funny.

Let's talk about compatibility, Though.

Can that live in a saltwater Tank with a nice reef, you know?

We might want to make the tank A little bit bigger.

We could make something work. What do you think?

I think we might have Some problems.

[ laughter ]

I didn't know rabbits swam, Neither.

It's a rabbit. A rabbit fish.

Let me show you Where the tank's gonna be.

All right. Cool. Later, fellas.

This is the man room.

I'm thinking as big As this picture, but taller.

Brett: okay.

What about theming, Or anything --

Tell me what you got In mind.

I want to do a little homage To "Jackass."

Maybe if you guys can do a 3-d Rendering of the logo -- this.

Uh-huh. I remember. Wayde: oh, yeah.

Just make sure it looks Like a real skull.

The logo means the world to me. Make it exact.

Wayde: while we were downstairs Discussing our thing,

The other jackasses Were upstairs in the driveway

Doing their thing.

Get the tools.

Have fun going back to vegas, Fish tank nerds.

All right. Hey. We got to get out of here.

This is awesome. Thanks for everything.

I'm excited.

Holy [bleep]

Dude, really?

Hey! What are you doing, You ugly fish?

[ laughs ]

Hey, come back With our lug nuts!

Wayde: it's gonna take an hour. We got to get to the airport.

Can you give us a ride? [ sighs ]

Oh, my god. You see the size of this guy?

He's in the back.

Let's do it. I'm gonna die on that thing.

No, don't worry, guys. I got helmets.

No, That's brett's helmet.

Oh, like a glove.

Oh, yeah.

[ laughs ]

All right. Put it on. Let's go, clown.

Oh, my god.

Oh, there go the tires.

Hey. Brett: hey, jeff.

Tell your guys They're in for it.

This is a joke.

[ laughter ]

Whoa!

Okay, it's official. We're jackasses.

And damn proud of it!

Jeff wanted big, So we planned big.

We sketched up an 1,150-gallon Saltwater aquarium

From floor to ceiling.

A custom-made wood paneled base And canopy

Gave jeff the sleek and Sophisticated design he wanted.

We added handmade coral

Featuring the jackass Skull and crutches logo

That gave the high-octane fish Like lions and puffers

Plenty of places to hide.

They could enter a shopping cart At their own risk.

Chuy and the guys were working On the big slabs of acrylic,

While redneck was working on The coral inserts for jackass.

The big guy and I went off To exotic reef imports

In l.A. To pick out some fish.

Being a movie producer,

Jeff's used to being involved Every step of the way.

He even wanted to cast His own fish.

And exotic reef imports Never opens the door

To the general public.

Hey, ladies!

Jeff, hey! What's up, buddy?

What's happening? How are you?

Good to see you.

I guess rob was a big fan Of jackass.

And jeff's a big fan Of exotic reef imports.

Talk about star struck!

Man, this is so cool.

Wayde: excited, huh? [ laughing ] Oh, my god.

I know he wants an eel.

Awesome. Awesome. [ snapping fingers ]

Here we go.

Brett: That's the leopard eel.

Oh, my god. Oh, that is awesome.

Oh, my god. Oh, I like that guy.

We made a lot of hiding spots Inside the tank for the eels.

Right.

What else Can go with the eels?

Brett: The hawaiian state fish.

They're actually called Picasso triggers.

That's 'cause Of the beautiful colors on them.

It has a really, really long Hawaiian name.

I'm gonna try to whip it out Right here, all right?

It's humahuma... Oo...Oo...

Wow. That's long. ...Ooko-ooko-apua.

Something like that. It's really long, though.

Hey, anything with "Poo" in it Belongs in the "Jackass" tank.

There you go.

[ laughter ]

And if showing a tank to jeff And his family

Wasn't nerve-racking Enough...

Come on down, guys. Come on down.

[ laughing ] Oh, my god.

He invited some of the most Famous jackasses from his movies

To check out this tank.

Wow!

Oh, my god.

Man, that's awesome.

Whoa.

You guys killed it, man. This is beyond...

Brett: my favorite jackass, Johnny knoxville,

Walks through the door.

That was a nice surprise. I was super-excited.

What's going on, bud? Good surprise.

How you doing, man? Nice to see you.

Oh, the skull and crutches.

Jeff: I was really nervous About the logo.

I really had a specific thing, How I wanted it to look.

They got it perfect.

This is insane.

It's never been made Three-dimensional.

It's a work of art.

Brett: next on "Tanked: Celebrity edition"...

It's the pinnacle event For the nba.

So, it's a really big party.

It's gonna be a celebrity, Star-studded, d. Wade.

Wayde: welcome back to the Celebrity edition of "Tanked."

Now we're dribbling off To the all-star zone

With a tank for nba all-star Dwyane wade from the miami heat.

This tank was for The nba all-star weekend.

It's the pinnacle event For the nba,

And in the sneaker world, It's a who's who,

And everybody's Jockeying to see

What they're gonna have On their feet.

The tank was a centerpiece For a huge a-list party

To introduce dwyane wade's new Sneaker line made by li-ning.

So, it's a really big party.

Friends, And we're gonna bring

A lot of a-listers in here.

It's all about Who had the hottest party,

Who are people Talking about?

Are they talking about li-ning And dwyane wade

And that partnership?

Dwyane wade loves stingrays,

So his new shoes Are called sting-wades.

We want to make the shoes The stars of this party.

What better way to do that Than using live stringrays?

So, no pressure.

Brett: a stingrays' tank Has got to be round

So the fish don't run Into the side and get injured.

We designed a system Where the filtration

Went underneath the tank Inside the steel stand.

That was all covered up With a custom facade

Which doubled as a counter For the party goers

To put their food and drinks on

While they checked out Dwyane wade's new sneakers

Submerged in the tank.

That party aquarium Was one giant slam dunk.

We got back to atm to figure out The physics of shoes in water.

You took my shoes, dude? We needed to test.

Dude, they're my sneakers! Why'd you take my sneakers?!

Where are the Dwyane wade sneakers?

Unfortunately, we're not Getting the shoes anytime soon.

We're not gonna get them Till houston.

We need the shoes, dude. General: a shoe is a shoe.

You're intelligent enough To figure out something.

We need the shoes!

Well, we're not getting The shoes!

The pressure of creating a tank For the "It" event

Of all-star week Was building.

We need to figure out How to make this work.

That's it.

They're supposed to Be floating,

So if you have something From the bottom,

It doesn't look Like they're floating.

Frankie: acrylic might work. It's clear.

If you don't have the polished Edges, it'd be clear.

Okay, great. So, it's problem solved.

You guys owe me A pair of sneakers.

[ laughter ]

This reminds me. You still Owe me a pair of sneakers.

I definitely owe you A pair of sneakers,

But it was gonna be A surprise.

Atm signed A new sneaker deal.

Yeah, we're gonna name The first pair after you.

It's called the "Wades a lot," Like, as in, "Weighs a lot."

I got it. I got it.

Funny. What's yours?

"Shiny top" Instead of "High top"?

That's not really that funny, Though.

My name's not even in it.

Even more exciting Than getting wayde's shoes wet

Was jetting off to houston To put this bad boy together.

Yo! What's up? Got the sneakers.

Oh, look. They even come in like A -- hey, that's pretty cool.

Look at that. Look at the box, too.

Let me see that.

Look, a little poster Comes with it, too.

You see that? Look at that.

Hey, when they make The sneakers,

They have some chemicals Still on them

And they also have The glue.

So, we want to make sure That doesn't

Get into the aquarium And harm the fish.

So, we treated The dwyane wade sneakers

By dipping them into water

And adding ammonium thiosulfate To get rid of the chlorine.

This totally made the sneakers Safe in the aquarium.

Hey, you know how To tie your shoes?

I was gonna give them to you, But I know you can't.

Remember, two loops,

And then you take them together And you tie them up?

Make two bunny ears. There you go.

The bunny Runs around the tree.

The bunny jumps in the hole.

Close it up tight, big guy. There you go!

Wayde: is that where You want it?

Yeah, It looks perfect.

Once we put the sting-wades Inside the tank,

We were able to put The stingrays in their new home.

Stingrays To the big house.

Brian, Who organized the party,

Got us some li-ning gear We couldn't wait to get into.

Yeah, there was No dressing room onsite,

But we did What we had to do.

It was worth it to walk in A celebrity's shoes for a day.

You guys don't mind if we change In here real quick, right?

* bring your booty, Yeah, bring it on *

* bring your booty, Bring it right now *

* bring your booty, Yeah, bring it on *

Like those, huh? Whoo!

Looks like the gym paid off, Huh?

Looks like you don't know What sarcasm is, huh?

A little jealous, huh?

[ chuckles ]

I'm a little upset. We look like twins.

Yeah, man. I hate when you look like me.

Know what I like, though?

You're wearing "Wade" On all your clothes there.

Yeah, except They spelled it wrong.

Hey, but it don't matter. It still says wade.

Come on. Let's go.

The tank was ready, And we were looking fly.

Then, suddenly, There's a publicist

And an agent And finally d. Wade himself.

What's up, guys? What's up, d.?

What's going on, buddy? How you doing, man?

A pleasure. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you guys, As well.

Wait, where's the stingray, Over there?

Got a blue dot right here. Look at this thing.

Oh, this is sweet Right here.

You can see the inspiration Between the shoes right here.

This is perfect. I love it, man. This is awesome.

I would put this In my bathroom.

Oh, man. You guys killed it.

It's crazy To see it together.

Hey, bob, you need To get this picture

Over here with All the stingrays.

See the money shot? [ camera shutter clicking ]

Dude, He loved those stingrays.

Yeah. I loved his suit.

I'm gonna get me one Of those things. You watch.

Got a blue dot right here. Look at this thing.

Oh, this is sweet Right here.

Seeing my shoes floating In there, it's amazing.

How is that up there Like that?

We've got an acrylic rod that's Actually holding the sneaker.

They're holding it In there?

So they look like They're floating.

That's crazy.

I know it was hard work In a short period of time.

Appreciate it, man.

This is better than I thought It was gonna be.

We hope this is gonna be the Highlight of your event tonight,

And we're really excited To be here.

Brett: designer clothes, Paparazzi, and the red carpet!

Dude, I could really get used to These things.

Me, too!

[ both laugh ]

Brett: next on "Tanked: Celebrity edition"...

Who's on the phone?

Mott farth.

Fart who?

Bart: hey, wayde. It's bart scott.

Bart scott.

Wayde: Are you going in, too?

Probably not. I'm the motivator.

Are you getting An adrenaline rush yet?

This is a special Celebrity edition of "Tanked"

Where we're spotlighting Star tanks and their owners.

That's crazy.

You know, one of the benefits Of being a famous person

Is your calls Are always put through.

Almost always, as you can see In this bonus footage.

South beach, baby.

This is wayde with atm.

General: hey, wayde. It's irwin.

I got a fella That wants to speak to you.

Who? You guys go away,

You don't understand What I have to go through here.

I can't remember Who's on who's line.

Just put them on the phone, Please.

You had to take the call

Right when we were headed To south beach!

[ sighs ]

Bart: hey, wayde. It's bart scott.

Bart scott.

Bart scott's A repeat customer

And also a linebacker For the nfl.

But this day,

The only thing he was blocking Was my savage tan.

We're in florida right now. How are you?

Hey, man. I got a project I was thinking of.

You guys think you can Come out to jersey?

For you, bart, We'll do anything.

How quick Can you get to me?

Soon. Quick. Today.

Cool, my man. I know y'all have my back.

Definitely.

We're on our way To new jersey, sir.

Looking forward to it.

This guy -- he's living The true baller lifestyle.

[ doorbell rings ]

Oh, here he is.

Fellas! What's going on, bro?

What's going on? How you guys been, man?

I forgot how beautiful Your house was.

Oh, I appreciate it.

I can tell he's living large. Look at his tank request.

I'm a huge koi fan. My kids are huge koi fans.

The problem with a koi pond Is you always have to walk

And you're usually Looking down into it.

I want to be able to look up.

So, you want to look actually Into it, see right into it.

I want to look into it.

I want to look into it, And I want to look down at it.

That's not too insane.

I want a waterfall To a waterfall,

Geysers.

This is a little more ambitious.

Bart: I want dancing waterfalls. I want everything lit up.

And here's where he takes A sharp left-hand turn

Towards crazy town.

Can you get me a mermaid?

[ scoffs ] Easy.

You would agree to anything A star asked for.

Come on, dude. You know that's not true.

Remember this?

I just have One last minor request.

Yeah, no problem.

I want you guys To pick out my fish.

It's like picking out Little babies.

There you go. Adopting fish.

Pick them out? Well, we go to a Supplier and just pick them out.

No problem. No doubt.

No, no, I want you guys To actually get in there.

I want you guys to get them With your bare hands

And go pick out the fish.

I love fish, But my whole life

I can't stand touching them.

Bart wanted his koi handpicked, And we had to deliver.

Wayde: that's great. Definitely. We're doing it.

Nice. Good.

These fish are gonna be like My family.

Not a problem. Definitely.

It can't hurt you. It's not an alligator.

No, I know. This is a piece of cake.

That sounds like a plan. All right, I'm in.

So we went back to vegas And got our plans together.

Brett: two tiered, Above-ground koi ponds

Were designed to hold 5,000 gallons of water each.

Two 13-foot curved windows

Allowed viewing Through each pond.

A waterfall runs Into the 6.5-foot-tall pond

And then overflows Into the lower pond.

Fountains in the middle Of each pond light up the night.

This is one of our baddest Aquariums ever.

Now, we get a lot of Way-out-there client requests,

So an nfl linebacker asking us To hand-catch koi --

That's only a five On the crazy scale.

Yeah. That's before we knew He was gonna come play coach.

Yeah.

[ horn honking ]

Buddies!

What are you doing here?

He's not supposed to Be here.

Wayde: Are you going in, too?

Probably not. I'm the motivator.

Normally, he's the one Getting coached.

Exactly. I'm like yoda.

Do or do not. Try is not an option.

Oh, this is gonna be awesome. You look like plunger joe.

You have My moral support, guys.

That's great.

Wayde: The first thing we had to do

Was line the whole bottom Of the pond with a net.

Koi, frogs, bugs -- whatever was In there, we caught it.

Are you getting An adrenaline rush yet?

Do you feel it?

Bart, keep it up, man.

The price of this pond Just tripled.

[ laughs ]

Look at that, bart. Yeah, baby!

That's the mother lode.

Hey, grab that one right there. That's a nice one.

Oh, look at that. That's nice.

Ohh.

Fumble! Fumble!

Fumble! Is he slippery?

He's a fish. Of course he's slippery.

I was catching Fish after fish for bart.

Brett -- He was sitting on the sideline

Like an injured player.

Yo, brett, grab that one.

I don't touch fish.

Bart: ohh. That was part of the deal.

I said I'd catch them. I didn't say I'd touch them.

[ laughs ] Overcome your fear.

There's a big daddy Right there, wayde.

Wayde: hold this up.

I can't lie, man. This is awesome.

My daughter Is gonna love these fish.

They look nice, man. Much Better in the clear water. You can at least see them.

So, what's the process From here?

Mat: they're gonna have bacteria And parasites from the mud pond.

We're gonna make sure They're all clean

Before we deliver them To your house.

I can't really Thank you guys enough.

I'm the one that hand-caught All the fish for bart.

Back at his house, I didn't let You off the hook too easy.

Pick a fish up For once in your life.

A small one maybe. Pick one up and put it in.

You guys start. I'll consider it.

He's like a quarterback That wouldn't touch a football.

Look. You see how easy that is?

Yeah. Right in.

I got him. I got him. I got him. Look. See? I got him.

Look! Look! Look!

Aren't you proud of me? I just touched a fish.

Welcome to the fish business, Brett.

I was almost as excited About you touching the fish

As bart scott was About his ponds.

Look at that. Oh!

Wayde: what's great About the koi --

They can stay out here All year round.

We'll get you on A little feeding pattern,

And then in the wintertime what You want to do is slow them down

So they actually kind of Go into hibernation.

Oh, cool.

And I can watch them Hibernate...

There you go. ...Right through the glass.

And, you know, some of these Koi, they'll outlive you.

Wow.

The oldest koi on record? 226 years old.

And look at this one. Bart: nice.

Club aqua is now Officially open for business.

Club aqua really came alive At night

Thanks to the rocking lights And fountains.

Focus in. This tank right here?

99-yard touchdown, baby. All good.

Atm -- Good looking out, baby.

Wayde, you know, we're two guys That started this business

Because of our love for fish.

Who knew we'd be getting calls From celebrities?

It's crazy.

My dad -- he better brush up On his pop culture.

A fella called here.

Someone famous?

Yeah, somebody famous. I just can't remember his name.

But what we love the most

Is crafting tanks No matter who they're for.

[ cellphone rings ] Your phone's ringing.

Who is it? Tracy morgan.

Yo, what up, tray? How are you?

Yo, what up?

Tracy: what's up, brett? What's up wayde?

Even? Even, baby. All right!

And, of course, it's nice

To build relationships Along the way.

Thank you so much for coming. I'm a big fan of you guys.

Oh, thank you. I love your tanks.

But whether they're For stars or not,

As long as our tanks shine, We're happy as clams.

Are clams happy?

Dude, you see clams up close All the time.

They're always smiling.

Just like The celebrities were.

Yeah! Happy as clams.

Lifestyles of the fish And famous, baby.

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