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Wayde: coming up on this
Star-powered special episode

Of "Tanked"...

Look, y'all, the atm guys!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Heather:
Neil patrick harris?!

Welcome to the world-famous

Magic castle
Here in hollywood.

It's crazy rubbing elbows
With rock stars,

Beloved jackasses,
And professional athletes.

Focus in.

I love it, man.
This is awesome.

Brett: come behind
The paparazzi's flash bulbs

And get a glimpse
Of never-before-seen footage

Of our brushes with fame.

This is a kiss-worthy tank.

99-yard touchdown, baby.
All good.

Yes!

In my basement,
Every week is shark week.

On "Tanked."
"Celebrity edition."

This is awesome stuff!
"Tanked" is here, y'all!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Aah!

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

[ laughs ]

We're two new yorkers
Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds
Like no one's ever seen.

Surprise!
Oh, my gosh!

Our family is the number-one
Aquarium builder in the world.

I was forced
Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett:
And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight,
But somehow we make it work.

[ cheers and applause ]

If you can dream it,
We can build it.

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We're obsessed
With building fish tanks.

And having such a cool job
Comes with some cool perks.

Oh, look at this thing,
Huh?!

This thing's the bomb.

Of course we love
The royal treatment

And meeting
With cool clients,

Such as skateboarders,
Pastors of mega-churches,

Doctors, and c.E.O.'s
Of major corporations.

And we'd be lying
If we said we didn't get excited

About celebrity clients.

That's phenomenal.
It's really phenomenal.

We don't go looking for them,

But sometimes the stars
Just fall into our lap.

Yeah, it's easy
When your lap's in a chair

Watching daytime talk shows
All the time.

Hey! Wayde!
What's up?

Oh, my god! Guys!
What happened?!

Tracy morgan just called atm out
To build him a shark tank!

He goes, "If you guys
Are watching, get ahold of me,

And I want you guys to build me
A shark tank!"

Dude, that's amazing!

Me sitting on my butt
Watching tv really paid off.

We got to do a tank
For tracy morgan.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy
That you caught that.

But if any of you celebrities
Want a fish tank,

Give us a call.

The phone's a lot easier.

Brett: I've been a huge
Tracy morgan fan for years.

Here's something you guys didn't
See when the episode aired.

Brett thought tracy and him

Were gonna hang out
At comedy clubs together.

Me and tracy
Are a lot alike.

I'm as funny as he is.
Let's go.

Yeah, right.
I am. You'll see.

[ laughs ]
I'm pulling out my best stuff.

I've been writing lines.
[ laughs ]

Don't embarrass me,
All right?

Whew.

Oh, the atm guys!

Look, y'all,
The atm guys!

Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

When we got
To tracy morgan's house,

He treated us like we were
The celebrities!

The atm guys are here!
Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
The atm guys!

Come here, brett and wayde!
Come in!

Tray, I know you brought us here
For another tank.

Show us
Where it's gonna go.

Get out
Of the dude's fridge.

And you lecture me
On being embarrassing.

[ laughs ]

[ needle scratches ]
Wayde: hey, wait a second.

Is this the only way in --
To get the tank in?

There's only one way in
And one way out

Of tracy morgan's
Man cave.

Oof. Oh, boy.

A little tight to get
The tanks down here.

That's gonna limit us
A little bit.

I'm surprised you fit
Down these stairs, wayde.

So this is
The room that rocks,

And I want the tank --
This whole wall.

How am I gonna get down
The steps?

We can figure out
A way to get it down.

Yes!

My man
Wants what he wants.

We got to give him
What he wants.

You know how many people he's
Gonna tell about this aquarium,

How many people are gonna
Come down here?

Celebrities, athletes,
All kinds of people,

They're gonna see it.

Tell him, tray.
Yeah, barack obama.

You might get
Newt gingrich.

[ laughs ]
You see that?

Wayde wasn't thinking
Big picture.

This tank is gonna be seen
By a lot of heavy hitters.

I got you covered.

We're gonna build it
Right here in his basement.

Yes!

Brett always opens his mouth.

Now that it's a celebrity,
He opened it big.

Frp tank --

We'll cut it in pieces,
Walk it in.

We'll build it right here
In his basement.

Frp it is!

What's an frp?

It's fiberglass reinforced
Plastic.

We can actually make
The tank in vegas,

And the tank
Will be finished.

We'll have to cut
The tank in pieces

That we can actually carry
Downstairs.

This whole thing
Will be fiberglass

With windows
That you look into.

Yes. I think
That's incredible.

But a big tank
In a small basement,

That was just the beginning
Of tracy's wish list.

The theme
I want to be "Jaws."

'cause I love that movie
So much.

Richard dreyfuss
In the cage.

I want the whole tank
To look like the sunken orca.

A sunken buoy,
A partially eaten swimmer...

Body parts?

Can I get, like,
A 20-foot great white?

I love sharks!

When I look at my tank,

I want to be able to say,
"Smile, you son of a bitch."

Our first job was to translate
Tracy morgan's speak

Into something that was actually
Possible on planet earth.

But job one is always to keep
The client happy.

So we decided to pull off
The impossible.

The plan was to build
The body of the tank

With individual pieces
Of fiberglass,

Which we'd assemble onsite.

Three acrylic windows would give
Tracy the perfect view

Of his predators of the sea.

We'll stock the inside
Of the tank

With gristled body parts
And ship wreckage,

Then the orca would be built
On the outside of the tank.

Back at the shop,
We formed the acrylic windows,

Made some body parts
From our own limbs,

And shipped the tank
In 23 separate pieces.

Wayde:
Then we puzzled them together

And tried to weasel them
Down the stairs.

Are you serious?

It won't even fit
In the door.

Brett: it took us
Tearing down the molding

And ripping out the hand rails

To get the pieces
To the basement.

Watch the walls.

We should have just yelled
"Shark!"

That would explain the mess.

Really?

You think you're just as funny
As tracy with that material?

Admit it. Me and him connected
On many levels.

Yeah.

Man, I got to get one of these
At the office.

Yeah.
You had such a connection.

Tracy told me
You were outside

Bragging how hard of a worker
You are.

You know,
Some people don't realize,

Like, how it is to be
Above and beyond.

You know what I'm saying?

That's
Your funniest material!

You can look cool
On this.

She's yours.
Put your hand on there.

Wrong.
Put one foot on there.

Easy.

Put another hand
Up on there.

Now lean your body forward.
Weight distribution.

Now, if you want to stop,
Lean your heels back.

So forward
Moves me forward.

Yes.

I hope he doesn't steal
My segway.

Wayde: while you were out
Playing around,

Me and the install team
Got the rest of the tank done,

And filled with water.

Hey, it got done.
Don't bite my arm off.

Wayde: let's get this arm in.
We'll fill it up with water.

It's gonna sink now,
Brett.

Now, that looked like
A proper shark attack.

All that sea needed
Was some sharks.

This guy's gonna bite.

Let's go get tracy.
Let's do it. Let's go.

This is crazy!

[ laughs ]

This is so cool!

Yes!

Totally exceeded
My expectations, man.

Spielberg couldn't do it
Better than that.

Look at the sharks
In there, man.

Brett: you know,
That's a whitetip shark.

Comes from bali.

That's my whitetip.
Look at him.

You got three japanese leopards
Up there, as well.

He's beautiful.

Here in my basement,
Every week is shark week.

Holla!

Brett: up next on "Tanked:
Celebrity edition"...

Kiss!

...Some footage
You never got to see

When our kiss episode aired.

[ cheers and applause ]

Whoa!

And later...

I want
The most magical tank

That you guys
Have ever made.

Coming right up, mr. Harris.

And that's no hocus-pocus.

This is awesome stuff!

"Tanked" is here, y'all!

On this special episode
Of "Tanked,"

We're taking you on a tour
Of the aquariums we've done

For the rich and famous.

After building a tank
For my good friend tracy morgan,

I realized that celebrities
Are just like us.

[ chuckles ] Bald and lazy?
That's funny.

The point is,
I'm no longer star struck,

But agnes,
She nearly lost her mind

After this next
Celebrity client.

Guess what lead I just got.

Who?

It's a tank for a mini golf
Course here in vegas.

Okay.

And it's themed for
A big legendary rock band.

I got it.
Justin bieber?

Justin bieber's not even
A rock band, dummy!

Oh, whatever.

Out of all the rock bands
In the world,

You come up
With justin bieber?

Dude, that's what happens
When you have a 15-year-old.

Kiss!

Good job! All right!

Kiss was on the stereo
When I had my first kiss.

The camaros, the big hair --
Those were the days.

Wayde: the kiss aquarium was
Going into an outrageous,

Indoor, kiss-themed,
Mini golf course in vegas.

Brett: oh!

We actually found
A bigger head than yours.

Christina: from gene's head
To paul's giant boot,

This is awesome.

Planet "Rock on."
Aah!

This is the area
For the fish tank,

So we're looking
For something

That's gonna be
A photo opportunity

When people walk in,

And they're all gonna go,
"Wow! This is kiss."

Now, what if we did a tank that
Was encased by huge speakers?

I like that.

Big speakers,
The big, crazy stage,

And we can make this thing,
Like, a fish-tank concert.

That's a good idea.
That's not bad, right?

See, I knew how to rock
A tank for kiss.

That's not bad for a guy
With bieber fever.

[ laughter ]

What about doing big letters
Inside the tank?

Okay, but there's somebody
A little bit more important

Than me
That needs to like this.

And that's kiss.

Oh, really?
They're gonna be here?

Big grand opening,
All here looking at your tank.

But one thing
I need from you.

Wayde will get you
The drawings.

Just make sure
When they sign off on them,

All four of them sign it.

I'll do my best
On that one.

What was it with you
Trying to get autographs?

It wasn't for me.
It was for agnes, remember?

And even better
Than giving her an autograph

Was giving her the news

That the rock gods would be
At the reveal.

Oh! I'm so excited!
Are you serious?

I swear to god.
I'm not lying.

I really get to meet them?
Yeah.

I'm planning an outfit.
You know that, right?

We were all
In a rock state of mind

And planned for our tank to live
Up to that badass attitude.

We decided to give the saltwater
Tank a bow-front face

So the whole thing would look
Like center stage

At a rock show.

Then we surrounded the tank
With amplifiers

And installed enough lights
To make the acrylic logo pop

In the dark golf course.

We also picked out
An honorary fish

For each member of the band.

Should I wear a dress,
Or should I wear, like, pants?

No, jeans -- you want to go,
Like, rocker, you know?

What about shoes?
What kind of shoes
Should I wear?

You know he's gonna
Look down on my shoes.

I'm so excited,
But I'm nervous!

While we were picking out fish
And the cutest outfits,

Chuy and the boys were
Crafting up

The perfect kiss logo
Out of acrylic.

Then redneck decides
To get in on the action.

I know.

He had a harebrained scheme

To add pyrotechnics to the tank,
Redneck style.

So, here's some of that
Never-before-seen footage

That we promised you guys.

Yeah. And, kids,
Don't do this at home.

Matter of fact, grownups,
You don't try it, either.

Heather: what do we have to wear
These glasses for?

Listen, redneck with any
Matches, you better watch out.

Let's rock on.
Let's do it.

All:
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Wayde: everybody, step back.
The sparklers.

[ firecrackers whistling ]

Oh, my god!
It's on fire!

Ohh, look at that,
Redneck!

[ indistinct shouting ]

We got fog and fire!

That's kiss, baby!

Oh, my god.

You know, I'm surprised
That kiss didn't pick up redneck

As their pyrotechnic man.

I think they're still working
On his contract.

What we learned from this is
That it's not safe

To have fireworks
At an indoor golf course.

Instead, we went with thousands
Of l.E.D. Lights.

Oh, my god. That's so cool.
I love it. I love it!

The tank looked rocking.

Yeah, so we dropped
Our air guitars

And got the tank set up

Before agnes combusted
From sheer excitement.

And in.
Oh, yeah.

The fish were in,
And the band arrived.

[ cheers and applause ]

It was blinding!

There was paparazzi
And flash bulbs everywhere.

I couldn't see a thing!

Brett and wayde,
I'd like you to meet the band.

Gentlemen.
How are you?

How are you? Pleasure.
Nice to meet you.

It's nice to see you.
Agnes: very nice to meet you.

This is the band.

I know.
I love all you guys.

I really do.
But this one...

You love him the most?

You have something in common
With him.

He loves himself
The most, too.

[ laughter ]

And then you go like that.

Oh, my god.

He touched my hand.

He touched this hand.

I'm never washing it --
Ever, ever!

Mwah! I love it!

Wayde: you guys are the best
Rock 'n' roll band ever.

We wanted to do something
That was extra special,

That was gonna really fit in
With the kiss theme.

Can you help us count down?
We'll pull the curtain down.

All:
5...4...3...2...1.

Man: whoa!

[ cheers and applause ]

Wow!

Look at that!

This is awesome.
Brett: we got some fish here

That we wanted to represent
You guys.

Which one is me?
'cause that's very important.

I have to connect with
My fish.

Wayde: right here.

We did the lionfish,

'cause that represents
The demon, all the hair.

He's poisonous.

Oh, it's the best-looking fish
In the whole tank.

See that?
There you go.

We have
The clown grouper.

Brett: clown grouper.
Paul, that represents you.

The clown grouper.

It's the clown grouper.
That's right.

Then we also have the heniochus,
Which represents catman.

Personifier angel,
Which represents spaceman.

Now, which one
Are the groupie fish?

You see them all
Hanging around together, right?

Just waiting.

It was amazing to see.

I've never seen
A fish tank like it.

We wanted to make this thing
Extra special for you guys.

This is a kiss-worthy tank.
This is awesome.

You've heard about
The seven wonders.

There's an eighth one
Right here.

It's the kiss fish tank.

Check it out.

Brett: next on "Tanked:
Celebrity edition"...

Welcome to the world-famous
Magic castle here in hollywood,

Of which I, neil patrick harris,
Am the president.

I don't get to say that
Very often.

[ both laugh ]

In this v.I.P. Episode
Of "Tanked,"

We're rubbing elbows
With celebrities

While showing off
Their 5-star aquariums

We've custom made for them.

Brett: next up is a tank
That took us

To the entertainment capital
Of the world,

Home of the stars --
Tinseltown.

Hollyweird.

La-la land.

We're off to meet
A movie star...

Tv star...
Broadway star...

And a magician.

Neil patrick harris.

Welcome to the world-famous
Magic castle

Here in hollywood,

Home of the academy
Of magical arts.

Brett: the magic castle is
Sort of a celebrity in itself.

The 100-year-old
Restored mansion

Is a private club and theater
Where the halls are lined

With pictures of past members.

Some you may even recognize.

There are magic tricks in every
Room, including the lobby.

You can't even find the door
To the club

Unless you tell the brass owl
The secret password.

I'm a big fan of what you do
And the tanks that you make,

And I thought maybe you might
Be able to help

Here at the castle
In some way.

You didn't get -- I sent an
E-mail to you guys about the --

There's a dress code here.

[ wah-wah! ]

It's jackets and ties
For gentlemen

And dresses for ladies,

But I'm assuming you're gonna go
With the suit and tie.

Aren't you in charge here?

I, neil patrick harris,
Am the president.

I don't get to say that
Very often.

[ both laugh ]

Can't you pull some strings,
Mr. President?

If you were wearing, like,
Say pants and a dress shirt,

We could probably provide you
With a tie, maybe a jacket.

But this is
Hilariously wrong.

This is your neck
Of the woods.

Tell us where to get a suit.
We want to make you happy.

Well, this is hollywood,
Where dreams are made

And anything is possible.

Go down that way,
Make a left,

Past the prostitutes,
Make a right.

You'll see all these
Great suit shops.

Grab a suit.

All right. We'll be back.
We'll see you guys soon.

Hurry up.
All right.

Once we got our formal wear on,

We were ready to focus
On the tank.

* hey! *

* hey! *

Wayde:
Yeah, we own this place.

Come on.
Let's go this way.

This place is big.

Hey, hey.
Hey, hey!

We're back.

When you guys suit up,
You don't fool around.

I'm 007.
This is my partner, 0007.

You don't, uh, punch him
For those kind of comments?

I do once in a while,
But if I hurt him,

Then he can't do his work.

So, let me show you
What we have going on here.

This is the castle.

We've been here
For almost 50 years.

So, let me ask you
A question.

How did you
Get into magic?

I have been
A fan of magic

Since I was, like,
7 or 8 years old.

Small town in new mexico
Where I'm from,

And there was a magic shop
In albuquerque.

And I would go
Every time I went up

To visit my grandparents
And see some cool little trick.

So, what are you
Looking for?

I want the most magical tank
That you guys have ever made.

Not sure where,
Not sure what, frankly.

Could you do, like, uh...

Sawing a woman in half?
How about that?

There's a couple of trunks,
You know?

I mean, I've seen a lot
Of houdini props around here.

True. True.

Houdini is, like, the most
Famous magician in the world.

What about --
Hey, hey, hey.

He had a trick called
"The water torture cell."

You've seen that.
Yeah.

And it's clear, and he was --
He's upside-down.

In the straitjacket underneath
Covered in chains upside-down.

Could you maybe do a tank
Off of that?

Yeah, we could do
Something like that.

Why don't we actually
Put a body in there

And actually make it
Look like the real trick?

We could put a straitjacket.
We could put some kind of --

Put what in it?
A body.

What? We gave tracy morgan
An arm and a leg.

Of course we can give
Neil patrick harris a full body.

He's got a star
On the walk of fame!

You and your big mouth.

Harris:
This, I like very much.

The houdini
"Water torture cell" tank.

Exactly.

We hopped back to vegas
And got the plans

For the houdini tank together.

We designed a 240-gallon
Rectangular freshwater beauty.

The outside of the tank

Looks like a turn-of-the-century
Magic prop.

A houdini mannequin
Is hanging upside down

To re-create the famous
Water torture act

Complete with straitjacket.

To add to the suspense,
We got mean-looking fish

To motivate houdini
To get the hell out of there.

Next, we got help
From the prop magicians

At quantum creations fx,

A company who builds animatronic
Creatures and prosthetics

For thousands
Of hollywood projects.

Wayde: we gave them a picture
Of houdini

So the mannequin would look
Exactly like him.

Ah, man.
Check him out.

Brett: wow. Cool.

For the hair, we're gonna go
With something that's synthetic.

It won't rot underwater?
Exactly.

Houdini was the greatest
Escape artist.

Brett: and we told redneck
To keep an eye on him

And give him a good shellacking
If he decided to make off.

Lucky for everybody,

The clear coat made him
Fish safe for the tank.

And then, sim sim sala bim,
Off to the magic castle.

We'll install the tank.

You didn't have to wrap
Your date up.

Thankfully, neil patrick harris
Was able to pull some strings

That would allow us to do
The install not in our suits.

Yeah.
Does redneck own a suit?

Wayde:
Now, that's houdini.

Wayde: bring it in.
Until it touches the stand.

Brett: the magic man was in,
And next came the fish.

What do we got?
This one's a sabertooth.

Sabertooth barracuda.

Dude. Hold on. Hold on.
Look at that guy, dude.

All right. Beautiful.

Look at the teeth on him.

Another barracuda?

Yeah.
This is a red tail.

Look at him, dude.

Wow!

It's perfect.

That's phenomenal.
It's really phenomenal.

That, like, is a perfect
Houdini rendering.

It's just corpse enough.

Killer job.
Pardon the pun.

He's got, like, bubbles
Coming out of his nose,

Out of his mouth.

Nose and mouth.
Love it. Love it.

He's got his feet hanging out of
The top with the cuffs on them.

Cuffs on them.
That's great.

And there's an eel?

Wayde:
It's called a swamp eel.

And they can get maybe
Three or four feet.

They actually disappear
Once in a while,

So he does like
A houdini trick.

How do you mean
"Disappear"?

Like an escape.
They're escape artists.

So we got the lids on there

So we don't have to worry
About him escaping.

And at the bottom,
We saved the best for last.

There's a really rare fish
In here -- the blue-eyed pleco.

And he's the big guy in
The tank, so we named him neil.

So, he's got blue eyes,
And he's the big guy.

Nice.
So, he's the president.

That's right.
He's the president of the tank.

I love it.

Neil: the spirit of houdini
Lives in the tank.

Definitely.

We were happy
Neil liked the tank,

But we didn't forget
How he busted our chops

On our fashion sense.

So, we decided to model
A little atm formal wear.

Wait.
That's our logo.

You got it bedazzled?
We represent, you know?

And we also wanted to thank you
For us being part of this.

Brett: thank you very much.
Hey, it's my pleasure.

You guys want a membership?

I'll give you memberships
To the club.

That would be awesome.
Definitely.

Yeah, so come.
Anytime you're in l.A., come.

Thank you very much.

We'll see you guys.
All right.

What do you think he's
Gonna say when he sees
That logo on his back?

I think he's gonna be honored
That he's part of the atm crew.

I think so, too.
[ laughs ]

Brett: and now it's time
For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: starfish actually have
Two stomachs,

An eye spot on the tip
Of each arm,

And a complex nervous system,
But no centralized brain.

In this all-star episode
Of "Tanked,"

We're showing off
Our aquariums

We built
For some celebrity clients.

Wow!

I hate to talk bad
About one of our clients,

But this guy,
He's a jackass!

What's up, buddy?
Hey, brett.

Hey, big guy.
How are you?

Jeff tremaine, he produced
All the "Jackass" movies.

So what do you got us
Out here for, man?

It's time for me to get
A fish tank again in my life.

I've got one fish now.
Oh, cool.

Actually, I'd like you guys
To check it out,

'cause I don't know
If this fish would be compatible

With what I want to do.

Show us what you got.
Let's check it out.

Let's do it.

That's a guy mermaid?

Yeah.
It's a couple of bears.

Oh!

That's definitely
The ugliest fish I've ever seen.

What?

It was "Wee man" and pontius,

Two of my favorite jackasses
For sure.

Nice. And I'm lucky enough
To be working with one
Of my favorite jackasses.

Oh, that's funny.

Let's talk about compatibility,
Though.

Can that live in a saltwater
Tank with a nice reef, you know?

We might want to make the tank
A little bit bigger.

We could make something work.
What do you think?

I think we might have
Some problems.

[ laughter ]

I didn't know rabbits swam,
Neither.

It's a rabbit.
A rabbit fish.

Let me show you
Where the tank's gonna be.

All right. Cool.
Later, fellas.

This is the man room.

I'm thinking as big
As this picture, but taller.

Brett: okay.

What about theming,
Or anything --

Tell me what you got
In mind.

I want to do a little homage
To "Jackass."

Maybe if you guys can do a 3-d
Rendering of the logo -- this.

Uh-huh. I remember.
Wayde: oh, yeah.

Just make sure it looks
Like a real skull.

The logo means the world to me.
Make it exact.

Wayde: while we were downstairs
Discussing our thing,

The other jackasses
Were upstairs in the driveway

Doing their thing.

Get the tools.

Have fun going back to vegas,
Fish tank nerds.

All right. Hey.
We got to get out of here.

This is awesome.
Thanks for everything.

I'm excited.

Holy [bleep]

Dude, really?

Hey! What are you doing,
You ugly fish?

[ laughs ]

Hey, come back
With our lug nuts!

Wayde: it's gonna take an hour.
We got to get to the airport.

Can you give us a ride?
[ sighs ]

Oh, my god.
You see the size of this guy?

He's in the back.

Let's do it.
I'm gonna die on that thing.

No, don't worry, guys.
I got helmets.

No,
That's brett's helmet.

Oh, like a glove.

Oh, yeah.

[ laughs ]

All right. Put it on.
Let's go, clown.

Oh, my god.

Oh, there go the tires.

Hey.
Brett: hey, jeff.

Tell your guys
They're in for it.

This is a joke.

[ laughter ]

Whoa!

Okay, it's official.
We're jackasses.

And damn proud of it!

Jeff wanted big,
So we planned big.

We sketched up an 1,150-gallon
Saltwater aquarium

From floor to ceiling.

A custom-made wood paneled base
And canopy

Gave jeff the sleek and
Sophisticated design he wanted.

We added handmade coral

Featuring the jackass
Skull and crutches logo

That gave the high-octane fish
Like lions and puffers

Plenty of places to hide.

They could enter a shopping cart
At their own risk.

Chuy and the guys were working
On the big slabs of acrylic,

While redneck was working on
The coral inserts for jackass.

The big guy and I went off
To exotic reef imports

In l.A.
To pick out some fish.

Being a movie producer,

Jeff's used to being involved
Every step of the way.

He even wanted to cast
His own fish.

And exotic reef imports
Never opens the door

To the general public.

Hey, ladies!

Jeff, hey!
What's up, buddy?

What's happening?
How are you?

Good to see you.

I guess rob was a big fan
Of jackass.

And jeff's a big fan
Of exotic reef imports.

Talk about star struck!

Man, this is so cool.

Wayde: excited, huh?
[ laughing ] Oh, my god.

I know he wants an eel.

Awesome. Awesome.
[ snapping fingers ]

Here we go.

Brett:
That's the leopard eel.

Oh, my god.
Oh, that is awesome.

Oh, my god.
Oh, I like that guy.

We made a lot of hiding spots
Inside the tank for the eels.

Right.

What else
Can go with the eels?

Brett:
The hawaiian state fish.

They're actually called
Picasso triggers.

That's 'cause
Of the beautiful colors on them.

It has a really, really long
Hawaiian name.

I'm gonna try to whip it out
Right here, all right?

It's humahuma...
Oo...Oo...

Wow. That's long.
...Ooko-ooko-apua.

Something like that.
It's really long, though.

Hey, anything with "Poo" in it
Belongs in the "Jackass" tank.

There you go.

[ laughter ]

And if showing a tank to jeff
And his family

Wasn't nerve-racking
Enough...

Come on down, guys.
Come on down.

[ laughing ]
Oh, my god.

He invited some of the most
Famous jackasses from his movies

To check out this tank.

Wow!

Oh, my god.

Man, that's awesome.

Whoa.

You guys killed it, man.
This is beyond...

Brett: my favorite jackass,
Johnny knoxville,

Walks through the door.

That was a nice surprise.
I was super-excited.

What's going on, bud?
Good surprise.

How you doing, man?
Nice to see you.

Oh, the skull and crutches.

Jeff: I was really nervous
About the logo.

I really had a specific thing,
How I wanted it to look.

They got it perfect.

This is insane.

It's never been made
Three-dimensional.

It's a work of art.

Brett: next on "Tanked:
Celebrity edition"...

It's the pinnacle event
For the nba.

So, it's a really big party.

It's gonna be a celebrity,
Star-studded, d. Wade.

Wayde: welcome back to the
Celebrity edition of "Tanked."

Now we're dribbling off
To the all-star zone

With a tank for nba all-star
Dwyane wade from the miami heat.

This tank was for
The nba all-star weekend.

It's the pinnacle event
For the nba,

And in the sneaker world,
It's a who's who,

And everybody's
Jockeying to see

What they're gonna have
On their feet.

The tank was a centerpiece
For a huge a-list party

To introduce dwyane wade's new
Sneaker line made by li-ning.

So, it's a really big party.

Friends,
And we're gonna bring

A lot of a-listers in here.

It's all about
Who had the hottest party,

Who are people
Talking about?

Are they talking about li-ning
And dwyane wade

And that partnership?

Dwyane wade loves stingrays,

So his new shoes
Are called sting-wades.

We want to make the shoes
The stars of this party.

What better way to do that
Than using live stringrays?

So, no pressure.

Brett: a stingrays' tank
Has got to be round

So the fish don't run
Into the side and get injured.

We designed a system
Where the filtration

Went underneath the tank
Inside the steel stand.

That was all covered up
With a custom facade

Which doubled as a counter
For the party goers

To put their food and drinks on

While they checked out
Dwyane wade's new sneakers

Submerged in the tank.

That party aquarium
Was one giant slam dunk.

We got back to atm to figure out
The physics of shoes in water.

You took my shoes, dude?
We needed to test.

Dude, they're my sneakers!
Why'd you take my sneakers?!

Where are the
Dwyane wade sneakers?

Unfortunately, we're not
Getting the shoes anytime soon.

We're not gonna get them
Till houston.

We need the shoes, dude.
General: a shoe is a shoe.

You're intelligent enough
To figure out something.

We need the shoes!

Well, we're not getting
The shoes!

The pressure of creating a tank
For the "It" event

Of all-star week
Was building.

We need to figure out
How to make this work.

That's it.

They're supposed to
Be floating,

So if you have something
From the bottom,

It doesn't look
Like they're floating.

Frankie: acrylic might work.
It's clear.

If you don't have the polished
Edges, it'd be clear.

Okay, great.
So, it's problem solved.

You guys owe me
A pair of sneakers.

[ laughter ]

This reminds me. You still
Owe me a pair of sneakers.

I definitely owe you
A pair of sneakers,

But it was gonna be
A surprise.

Atm signed
A new sneaker deal.

Yeah, we're gonna name
The first pair after you.

It's called the "Wades a lot,"
Like, as in, "Weighs a lot."

I got it. I got it.

Funny. What's yours?

"Shiny top"
Instead of "High top"?

That's not really that funny,
Though.

My name's not even in it.

Even more exciting
Than getting wayde's shoes wet

Was jetting off to houston
To put this bad boy together.

Yo! What's up?
Got the sneakers.

Oh, look. They even come in like
A -- hey, that's pretty cool.

Look at that.
Look at the box, too.

Let me see that.

Look, a little poster
Comes with it, too.

You see that?
Look at that.

Hey, when they make
The sneakers,

They have some chemicals
Still on them

And they also have
The glue.

So, we want to make sure
That doesn't

Get into the aquarium
And harm the fish.

So, we treated
The dwyane wade sneakers

By dipping them into water

And adding ammonium thiosulfate
To get rid of the chlorine.

This totally made the sneakers
Safe in the aquarium.

Hey, you know how
To tie your shoes?

I was gonna give them to you,
But I know you can't.

Remember, two loops,

And then you take them together
And you tie them up?

Make two bunny ears.
There you go.

The bunny
Runs around the tree.

The bunny jumps in the hole.

Close it up tight, big guy.
There you go!

Wayde: is that where
You want it?

Yeah,
It looks perfect.

Once we put the sting-wades
Inside the tank,

We were able to put
The stingrays in their new home.

Stingrays
To the big house.

Brian,
Who organized the party,

Got us some li-ning gear
We couldn't wait to get into.

Yeah, there was
No dressing room onsite,

But we did
What we had to do.

It was worth it to walk in
A celebrity's shoes for a day.

You guys don't mind if we change
In here real quick, right?

* bring your booty,
Yeah, bring it on *

* bring your booty,
Bring it right now *

* bring your booty,
Yeah, bring it on *

Like those, huh?
Whoo!

Looks like the gym paid off,
Huh?

Looks like you don't know
What sarcasm is, huh?

A little jealous, huh?

[ chuckles ]

I'm a little upset.
We look like twins.

Yeah, man.
I hate when you look like me.

Know what I like, though?

You're wearing "Wade"
On all your clothes there.

Yeah, except
They spelled it wrong.

Hey, but it don't matter.
It still says wade.

Come on. Let's go.

The tank was ready,
And we were looking fly.

Then, suddenly,
There's a publicist

And an agent
And finally d. Wade himself.

What's up, guys?
What's up, d.?

What's going on, buddy?
How you doing, man?

A pleasure.
Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you guys,
As well.

Wait, where's the stingray,
Over there?

Got a blue dot right here.
Look at this thing.

Oh, this is sweet
Right here.

You can see the inspiration
Between the shoes right here.

This is perfect. I love it, man.
This is awesome.

I would put this
In my bathroom.

Oh, man.
You guys killed it.

It's crazy
To see it together.

Hey, bob, you need
To get this picture

Over here with
All the stingrays.

See the money shot?
[ camera shutter clicking ]

Dude,
He loved those stingrays.

Yeah. I loved his suit.

I'm gonna get me one
Of those things. You watch.

Got a blue dot right here.
Look at this thing.

Oh, this is sweet
Right here.

Seeing my shoes floating
In there, it's amazing.

How is that up there
Like that?

We've got an acrylic rod that's
Actually holding the sneaker.

They're holding it
In there?

So they look like
They're floating.

That's crazy.

I know it was hard work
In a short period of time.

Appreciate it, man.

This is better than I thought
It was gonna be.

We hope this is gonna be the
Highlight of your event tonight,

And we're really excited
To be here.

Brett: designer clothes,
Paparazzi, and the red carpet!

Dude, I could really get used to
These things.

Me, too!

[ both laugh ]

Brett: next on "Tanked:
Celebrity edition"...

Who's on the phone?

Mott farth.

Fart who?

Bart: hey, wayde.
It's bart scott.

Bart scott.

Wayde:
Are you going in, too?

Probably not.
I'm the motivator.

Are you getting
An adrenaline rush yet?

This is a special
Celebrity edition of "Tanked"

Where we're spotlighting
Star tanks and their owners.

That's crazy.

You know, one of the benefits
Of being a famous person

Is your calls
Are always put through.

Almost always, as you can see
In this bonus footage.

South beach, baby.

This is wayde with atm.

General: hey, wayde.
It's irwin.

I got a fella
That wants to speak to you.

Who?
You guys go away,

You don't understand
What I have to go through here.

I can't remember
Who's on who's line.

Just put them on the phone,
Please.

You had to take the call

Right when we were headed
To south beach!

[ sighs ]

Bart: hey, wayde.
It's bart scott.

Bart scott.

Bart scott's
A repeat customer

And also a linebacker
For the nfl.

But this day,

The only thing he was blocking
Was my savage tan.

We're in florida right now.
How are you?

Hey, man. I got a project
I was thinking of.

You guys think you can
Come out to jersey?

For you, bart,
We'll do anything.

How quick
Can you get to me?

Soon. Quick.
Today.

Cool, my man.
I know y'all have my back.

Definitely.

We're on our way
To new jersey, sir.

Looking forward to it.

This guy -- he's living
The true baller lifestyle.

[ doorbell rings ]

Oh, here he is.

Fellas!
What's going on, bro?

What's going on?
How you guys been, man?

I forgot how beautiful
Your house was.

Oh, I appreciate it.

I can tell he's living large.
Look at his tank request.

I'm a huge koi fan.
My kids are huge koi fans.

The problem with a koi pond
Is you always have to walk

And you're usually
Looking down into it.

I want to be able to look up.

So, you want to look actually
Into it, see right into it.

I want to look into it.

I want to look into it,
And I want to look down at it.

That's not too insane.

I want a waterfall
To a waterfall,

Geysers.

This is a little more ambitious.

Bart: I want dancing waterfalls.
I want everything lit up.

And here's where he takes
A sharp left-hand turn

Towards crazy town.

Can you get me a mermaid?

[ scoffs ] Easy.

You would agree to anything
A star asked for.

Come on, dude.
You know that's not true.

Remember this?

I just have
One last minor request.

Yeah, no problem.

I want you guys
To pick out my fish.

It's like picking out
Little babies.

There you go.
Adopting fish.

Pick them out? Well, we go to a
Supplier and just pick them out.

No problem.
No doubt.

No, no, I want you guys
To actually get in there.

I want you guys to get them
With your bare hands

And go pick out the fish.

I love fish,
But my whole life

I can't stand touching them.

Bart wanted his koi handpicked,
And we had to deliver.

Wayde: that's great.
Definitely. We're doing it.

Nice.
Good.

These fish are gonna be like
My family.

Not a problem.
Definitely.

It can't hurt you.
It's not an alligator.

No, I know.
This is a piece of cake.

That sounds like a plan.
All right, I'm in.

So we went back to vegas
And got our plans together.

Brett: two tiered,
Above-ground koi ponds

Were designed to hold
5,000 gallons of water each.

Two 13-foot curved windows

Allowed viewing
Through each pond.

A waterfall runs
Into the 6.5-foot-tall pond

And then overflows
Into the lower pond.

Fountains in the middle
Of each pond light up the night.

This is one of our baddest
Aquariums ever.

Now, we get a lot of
Way-out-there client requests,

So an nfl linebacker asking us
To hand-catch koi --

That's only a five
On the crazy scale.

Yeah. That's before we knew
He was gonna come play coach.

Yeah.

[ horn honking ]

Buddies!

What are you doing here?

He's not supposed to
Be here.

Wayde:
Are you going in, too?

Probably not.
I'm the motivator.

Normally, he's the one
Getting coached.

Exactly.
I'm like yoda.

Do or do not.
Try is not an option.

Oh, this is gonna be awesome.
You look like plunger joe.

You have
My moral support, guys.

That's great.

Wayde:
The first thing we had to do

Was line the whole bottom
Of the pond with a net.

Koi, frogs, bugs -- whatever was
In there, we caught it.

Are you getting
An adrenaline rush yet?

Do you feel it?

Bart, keep it up, man.

The price of this pond
Just tripled.

[ laughs ]

Look at that, bart.
Yeah, baby!

That's the mother lode.

Hey, grab that one right there.
That's a nice one.

Oh, look at that.
That's nice.

Ohh.

Fumble!
Fumble!

Fumble!
Is he slippery?

He's a fish.
Of course he's slippery.

I was catching
Fish after fish for bart.

Brett --
He was sitting on the sideline

Like an injured player.

Yo, brett, grab that one.

I don't touch fish.

Bart: ohh.
That was part of the deal.

I said I'd catch them.
I didn't say I'd touch them.

[ laughs ]
Overcome your fear.

There's a big daddy
Right there, wayde.

Wayde: hold this up.

I can't lie, man.
This is awesome.

My daughter
Is gonna love these fish.

They look nice, man. Much
Better in the clear water.
You can at least see them.

So, what's the process
From here?

Mat: they're gonna have bacteria
And parasites from the mud pond.

We're gonna make sure
They're all clean

Before we deliver them
To your house.

I can't really
Thank you guys enough.

I'm the one that hand-caught
All the fish for bart.

Back at his house, I didn't let
You off the hook too easy.

Pick a fish up
For once in your life.

A small one maybe.
Pick one up and put it in.

You guys start.
I'll consider it.

He's like a quarterback
That wouldn't touch a football.

Look.
You see how easy that is?

Yeah.
Right in.

I got him. I got him. I got him.
Look. See? I got him.

Look! Look! Look!

Aren't you proud of me?
I just touched a fish.

Welcome to the fish business,
Brett.

I was almost as excited
About you touching the fish

As bart scott was
About his ponds.

Look at that.
Oh!

Wayde: what's great
About the koi --

They can stay out here
All year round.

We'll get you on
A little feeding pattern,

And then in the wintertime what
You want to do is slow them down

So they actually kind of
Go into hibernation.

Oh, cool.

And I can watch them
Hibernate...

There you go.
...Right through the glass.

And, you know, some of these
Koi, they'll outlive you.

Wow.

The oldest koi on record?
226 years old.

And look at this one.
Bart: nice.

Club aqua is now
Officially open for business.

Club aqua really came alive
At night

Thanks to the rocking lights
And fountains.

Focus in.
This tank right here?

99-yard touchdown, baby.
All good.

Atm --
Good looking out, baby.

Wayde, you know, we're two guys
That started this business

Because of our love for fish.

Who knew we'd be getting calls
From celebrities?

It's crazy.

My dad -- he better brush up
On his pop culture.

A fella called here.

Someone famous?

Yeah, somebody famous.
I just can't remember his name.

But what we love the most

Is crafting tanks
No matter who they're for.

[ cellphone rings ]
Your phone's ringing.

Who is it?
Tracy morgan.

Yo, what up, tray?
How are you?

Yo, what up?

Tracy: what's up, brett?
What's up wayde?

Even?
Even, baby. All right!

And, of course, it's nice

To build relationships
Along the way.

Thank you so much for coming.
I'm a big fan of you guys.

Oh, thank you.
I love your tanks.

But whether they're
For stars or not,

As long as our tanks shine,
We're happy as clams.

Are clams happy?

Dude, you see clams up close
All the time.

They're always smiling.

Just like
The celebrities were.

Yeah! Happy as clams.

Lifestyles of the fish
And famous, baby.

Want to dive deeper
Into what you just saw?

Check out the "Tanked aftershow"
At animalplanet.Com

And see me grill wayde and brett
To get the inside story.