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Brett: coming up on this
Special episode of "Tanked"...
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Look at that!
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Wayde: for 15 years,
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The kings and raymers have been
Building incredible tanks.
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All right.
[ laughs ]
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Brett:
But we give a whole new meaning
To the term "Nuclear family."
[ laughs ]
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What is that?
I got you tattooed
On me.
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It -- it...
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Today, we'll invite you
Into our homes...
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Over here, we have
A 600-gallon atm tank.
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Brett:
Because it's not all
Dysfunction junction.
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Ooh, your hair looks good.
What are you doing?
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What do you think
Of that?
Oh, my god.
That's so cool.
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Wayde: every step of the way
Has been a family affair.
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Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
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Wayde: I'm wayde king.
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Brett: I'm brett raymer.
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We're two new yorkers
Who moved to las vegas
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To follow our dreams...
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To create underwater worlds
Like no one's ever seen.
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We build aquariums.
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We're the number-one
Aquarium builders in the world.
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It's a family business,
For sure.
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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I was forced
Into this relationship.
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I married brett's sister.
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Brett:
And my dad runs operations.
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We call him "The general."
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[ laughs ]
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We may fight,
But somehow we make it work.
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If you can dream it,
We can build it.
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Captions paid for by
Discovery communications
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If you think sitting down
With family once a year
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During thanksgiving
Is tough,
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Imagine trying to
Work with them every day.
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I don't have to imagine it.
I live it.
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[ harp plays ]
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[ film projector clicking ]
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Atm started
Almost 20 years ago...
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When I met your dad
And he fell in love with me.
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I was the son
He always wanted.
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Dude, you can have him.
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[ laughter ]
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He must have loved you,
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Because he let you
Date my sister.
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He didn't get the nickname
"The general" for nothing.
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He's the one who helped us
Partner up and start atm.
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And every step of the way,
It's been a family affair.
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Whoa, back up, dude.
You holding a tool?
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Dude, I used to work
Back then.
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Dude, you also used to
Have hair back then.
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Yeah, you also used to
Be skinny, too, back then.
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Yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
[ laughs ]
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There's the general.
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Yeah, before he adopted
His track suit
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For his daily uniform.
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Hello. Atm.
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Sometimes, we get involved
With a tank
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That really fires up
The family dynamics at atm.
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And one dynamic
That gets fired up a lot
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Is your relationship
With heather.
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Yeah. Working
With your wife -- not easy.
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You're an idiot
For putting me in this position.
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I didn't do nothing.
He did it.
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Ooh, you're hair looks good.
What are you doing?
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You either did
Something wrong
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Or are about
To do something wrong.
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Are you ready to go
To dinner?
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Dinner? Oh, man.
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[ chuckles ]
I forgot.
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Look at how many sharks --
That's a blacktip right there.
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I'm not going in that tank.
Are you out of your mind?
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Let's go.
One, two, three.
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There you go.
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Oh, boy, I'm dead tonight.
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And those are just
A few examples.
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Dude, you should tell them
What happened
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With the spade tank.
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Ohh, man.
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We got
This client, rock.
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We built a few crazy tanks
For his house.
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Now he wants one
For his new business.
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He just opened
An awesome tattoo shop
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In old las vegas
Called the black spade.
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You need something to pop.
We need something edgy.
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Exactly, man.
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I knew this tank was gonna be
A crazy, tough build,
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And I'm trying
To tell ruck this.
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This guy is driving
The crazy vision train,
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And ruck
Was his copilot.
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Choo-choo!
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What if we hang
The aquarium?
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Right up
In the corner.
Wow.
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An actual hanging spade?
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That would be
Really cool, man.
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Wayde:
We're talking about molding
The acrylic
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In the shape
Of a spade,
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Which means tight,
Geometric curves
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And strong seams that can
Hold up 400 pounds of water.
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So, while the shop guys
Were working on the tank,
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We were talking
About tattoo theming,
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And heather overheard us.
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You guys talking
About tattoos?
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She's got big ears.
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Don't you got
Work to do?
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Who's getting
A tattoo?
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I am.
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No, you're not.
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I'm gonna get,
Like, an octopus.
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I would get one.
Yeah, right.
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I would.
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What are you gonna get,
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Like, a little unicorn
On the back of your neck?
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Some tramp stamp?
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No. First of all,
A tramp stamp, dingbat,
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Is over here,
Not the back of your neck.
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Whatever.
Maybe I'm going through
A midlife crisis.
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I would totally get one.
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Bunch of needles in you?
You'd cry.
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I'm a lot tougher
Than you think, guy.
[ chuckles ]
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Listen, I have bigger balls
Than both of you put together.
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Are you kidding?
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Well, that's
Your problem, then.
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[ laughter ]
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When someone,
Especially my husband,
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Tells me I'm too chicken
To do something,
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I have a tendency
To want to prove them wrong.
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You guys would be surprised
At the things I would do.
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All right, whatever.
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So, I went out to the shop,
Where I got distracted
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By a problem with the tank.
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The shape is fantastic.
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It's looking thin,
Though, dude.
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I tell you what --
Put water in it right now,
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Test it out right now,
And I'll show you how.
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Are you really
That confident?
Yes.
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[ whirring ]
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Get right here
So in case something happens,
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It's gonna hit you
Right in the head.
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Looks like so far,
You did a good job, redneck.
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He was so confident
That he could go under there,
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No problem.
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There was a problem.
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[bleep]
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Oh, man.
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Oh, just look at that.
Great.
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With all this going on,
It's no wonder I didn't notice
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Heather slipping out
Of the shop.
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He and I were
Having a conversation
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About me
Possibly getting a tattoo.
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Okay.
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He doesn't think
That I'll do it.
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Hell, yeah.
Let's do it.
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[ needle buzzing ]
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I knew wayde was gonna have
A heart attack when he saw this.
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What's going on?
What's happening.
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I did something today
I wanted to show you.
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What is that?
I got you
Tattooed on me.
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That looks
Nothing like you.
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You look like
You just saw a ghost.
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All I was thinking,
"Don't you see enough of me?
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We live and work
Together."
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[ chuckles ]
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That's terrible.
Is that real?
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You don't like it?
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It -- it...
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I haven't seen you turn
That green
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Since the night
You proposed.
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Is that real?
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[ laughing ] No.
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I got a fake one,
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And of all things I picked
To have on, I picked you.
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[ laughs ]
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Your heart's still racing.
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That's the most cardio
I've seen you do in months.
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Easy.
Anyway, back to my story.
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We still had to install
Ruck's spade tank,
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And he requested
That we do it very quietly,
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So he can concentrate
On tattooing.
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This is a golden opportunity
For me to get ruck back
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For giving me
A heart attack
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And for being an accomplice
In heather's prank.
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Dude, you were so worried
About getting ruck back,
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You didn't even think
About the guy
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Getting his tattoo.
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His flaming-skull tattoo --
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It could have been
A flaming-bag-of-poo tattoo.
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[ laughter ]
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[ hammering ]
[ needle buzzing ]
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[ laughter ]
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Really?
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What?
What happened
To being quiet?
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Who gave who a tattoo?
Paybacks.
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[ laughs ]
Okay.
Hey.
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All right, we're gonna
Let this one go this time.
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After sir pranks-a-lot
Over here
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Finished giving ruck
That earful,
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It was time to concentrate
On the reason why we were there.
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Yeah, to hang a spade-shaped
Aquarium on the wall.
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Yo, that's what
I'm talking about!
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Whoo! You did it.
You guys did it.
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Wayde:
Ruck loved this tank.
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Yeah,
And so did his posse.
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[ gasps ]
Thank you.
Thank you.
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I've never seen anything
Like that before.
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It's incredible.
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Wayde: even though
That spade tank was small,
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It took over 200 hours
To create that shape.
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It holds 50 gallons of water,
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And when it's suspended,
It weighs close to 500 pounds.
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But my favorite part was
Reuniting the partners in crime.
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Hey, heather.
Come here.
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Mrs. Wayde.
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[ laughter ]
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So, you forgive me
For my little prank?
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I forgive you,
But you can be
A pain in the ass
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At work sometimes.
Ohh.
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Listen, buddy, you, too.
Me, too.
I wasn't done yet.
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I wanted to tell you we also
Have fun at work together.
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That's true.
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Wahoo!
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[ laughs ]
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Aww, you're so good
To me, honey.
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Yeah, the hotel's gonna be mad.
I stole this from the hotel.
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[ laughs ]
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[ laughs ]
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"Wayde's man cave."
There you go.
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Ooh. I missed him.
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Start running.
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Come here. [ grunts ]
Oh, my god!
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[ laughing ]
What are you...
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Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
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General:
Wow, look at that.
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Good idea, honey.
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Thank you. Who's the best?
[ laughs ]
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I love you.
Love you, too.
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You know, the only
Thing that can make me
Love you even more...
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What's that?
...If brett
Wasn't your brother.
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[ laughs ]
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Guess what lead I just got.
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Kiss!
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Wayde: everybody was on board
Except for the general.
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You got to dress up
Like one of these guys.
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Are you...?!
Oh, no!
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[ laughter ]
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Wayde: you know,
When you talk about family,
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There are some
Personality traits
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That are passed down
From generation to generation.
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Ugh. Brett, irwin?
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[ chuckling ] Oh, boy,
Did a lot get passed down.
* come on *
252
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,867
[ both laugh ]
253
00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:40,133
Yeah, all the best kinds
Of traits --
254
00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:42,600
Smarts, good looks,
Great sense of humor.
255
00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600
Isn't that right, dad?
256
00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,733
Absolutely.
257
00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:47,667
So that's what it feels like.
[ laughs ]
258
00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:48,867
[ laughs ]
259
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:55,267
The raymers --
We work smarter, not harder.
260
00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:57,533
What are you guys doing?
261
00:09:57,533 --> 00:09:58,833
It's a thing called work.
262
00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,467
No, what are you actually --
What you putting in right now?
263
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,100
Oh, they call that "Sand."
264
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,633
I'm a golfer.
I avoid sand.
265
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:05,500
General:
Rip it out from here.
Rip it straight up.
266
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,667
I bet you pull it
Right out.
267
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:09,300
1...2...3...4...
268
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,533
5...6.
269
00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,233
You're doing good.
Quiet.
270
00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,700
You're doing good.
Zip it.
271
00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:17,567
You know, after the telephone
Was invented,
272
00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,667
Your great-great grandfather
Was the first man
273
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:22,133
To ever call in sick
To work.
274
00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:25,100
That was a historic moment
For the raymer family.
275
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,867
[ laughter ]
276
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,067
He's got
A lot of problems.
277
00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:31,400
He's definitely my dad.
Geez.
278
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,300
Your dad's worst slack-off
279
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,733
Is when we built the tank
For the kiss monster mini golf.
280
00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:44,633
We found out
The actual members of kiss
281
00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:46,833
Were gonna be there
For the tank unveiling.
282
00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:49,933
Brett:
We planned a bow-front tank with
The iconic kiss logo inside.
283
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:52,567
There were l.E.D. Lights
Illuminating the letters,
284
00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:54,667
And the whole thing
Was surrounded by amplifiers.
285
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,567
It was like a mini concert.
286
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:01,833
We had guys making sure
The letters were perfect.
287
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,200
And we had even more guys
288
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,100
Setting up
The 400 l.E.D. Lights.
289
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,133
Oh, dude.
That's bright.
290
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,367
That's gonna be good,
I think.
291
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,533
We got to do
A test run on this.
292
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:12,400
Check that out.
What do you think of that?
293
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,867
Agnes: oh, my god!
That's so cool!
294
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:17,767
Everybody was on board
Except for the general.
295
00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:21,400
[ telephone rings ]
296
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,067
Brett:
Instead of doing his job,
297
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:25,600
He was taking vendors
On a tour of atm.
298
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,633
And the only reason why
He was doing that
299
00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:29,400
Was to weasel himself
A free lunch.
300
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,533
Hey, I was thinking about
Getting some lunch.
301
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,533
My favorite,
Not too far from here,
302
00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:35,533
It's a great deli.
303
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:37,200
It's got great food.
It's got great soup.
304
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,100
Well, you got time?
Yeah, yeah.
I got time.
305
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,100
I'll buy you lunch.
306
00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,467
That sounds good to me.
Thank you.
307
00:11:45,467 --> 00:11:47,300
Let's go.
All right. Come on.
308
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:50,067
Not one free lunch,
But two in one day.
309
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:52,500
This guy has
A serious pastrami addiction.
310
00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:55,967
So, um, what are you doing
Right now?
311
00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:58,067
Well, I'm planning on
Going out to lunch.
312
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,600
Interested or...?
313
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,467
Yeah, no.
I'm always interested.
314
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,133
Well, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
315
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,767
Come on.
316
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,933
Work needed to be done.
You were nowhere to be found.
317
00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:13,833
[ telephone ringing ]
Tanks had to be shipped,
318
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,667
And you were at the deli,
Stuffing your face.
319
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:16,933
Well, what do you want?
320
00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:18,800
I have a weakness
For cured meat.
321
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,100
Is that such a big deal?
322
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,333
Here he comes.
323
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,233
What?
How many lunches
You have today?
324
00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:26,067
What do you mean?
I went out to lunch one time!
325
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,700
I think
You went out twice.
I know he did.
326
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,233
You know what?
That's crazy.
327
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:30,500
You don't get any
Special treatment around here,
328
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,867
Just 'cause you're my dad.
You're right!
329
00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:34,200
You get one-hour lunch --
That's it.
You're right.
330
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,067
And you only go to one --
One hour, one.
331
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,200
No special treatment?
332
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,100
I get especially treated
Like dirt
333
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,833
From my son
And my son-in-law.
334
00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:43,167
Hey, you want some cheese
With that wine? [whine]
335
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,167
[ laughter ]
336
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:46,267
You want to bet?
337
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,967
You know what?
I'll bet.
338
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,100
I'll make a bet with you that
You went out to two lunches.
339
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:53,067
If I win, you dress up
As a kiss character.
340
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:55,567
If you win, I'll dress up.
Want to bet on it?
341
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,133
You know what?
You got a deal.
342
00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:01,233
Whoever loses,
The rest of us are all winners.
343
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,400
General: I'm getting too old
For this.
344
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,600
Hey, you were so sure
That I couldn't prove
345
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,400
That you went out
To two lunches.
346
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,467
But you forgot -- I got cameras
All over the place.
347
00:13:10,467 --> 00:13:11,967
Hey, listen,
I'm an old man.
348
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:13,700
I'm not as sharp
As I used to be.
349
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,533
I don't even remember
The track suit
350
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,633
That I wore yesterday.
351
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:17,567
[ laughs ]
352
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:20,167
Is that two times
In one day?
353
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:23,667
Caught on the cameras?
354
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,833
Um...
355
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,167
You know what?
356
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:29,133
I forgot that maybe I went out
For the second lunch.
357
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,367
You remember
What the bet was?
358
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:32,367
Yeah, um...
359
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:34,267
You had to dress --
I got to dress up
Like kiss.
360
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:35,733
Heather:
Can I ask you a question?
361
00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:37,900
Yeah.
Do you know
Who kiss is?
362
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,900
"Kiss" is a person?
363
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,200
Kiss -- I thought it was
A chocolate kiss.
364
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,167
Yeah, that's what
I thought it was.
365
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,767
No, kiss is a rock band.
366
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:49,367
They're not having you dress up
As chocolate.
367
00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:50,933
You got to dress up
Like one of these guys.
368
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,433
Are you...?!
369
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,933
[ laughter ]
370
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,200
Are you kidding me?!
371
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,967
This is what you bet me?
372
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:59,133
Full hair,
Full makeup, full --
373
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:01,700
Oh, no!
Oh, no!!
374
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,767
I'd just like
To thank you, irwin.
375
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,200
Your lack of self-control
376
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,800
Led us to one
Of the greatest moments at atm.
377
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,800
"Greatest?"
How about most terrifying?
378
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:17,967
There's drains in this room,
And it actually --
379
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:20,600
Wayde:
Okay, so the tank's on
The second floor right here.
380
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,933
You go down in the basement.
381
00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:22,933
It comes through this door
Right here.
382
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,867
Aaaaah!
383
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:28,433
[ laughter ]
384
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:32,633
Brett: you look like
A psychedelic penguin.
385
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:34,367
General gene!
[ laughs ]
386
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:35,467
Aaaaah!
387
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,067
You're scaring me
Right now.
388
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,200
You're scaring
The crap out of me.
389
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,167
Just look at the thighs.
Look at the hair.
390
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,233
Aaah!
Oh, my god!
391
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:43,267
What's the lesson
Of the day?
392
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,200
The lesson of the day is
Don't lose a bet.
393
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,067
That's right!
Don't lose a bet.
394
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,933
Brett: all right.
Coming through.
395
00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,067
Here I come.
396
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,567
It's hannibal lecter's
Ugly cousin.
397
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:53,767
[ laughter ]
398
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,500
Whoa!
399
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,400
Go!
Oh, whoa!
400
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,333
[ both laugh ]
401
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,367
General: the general
Does pay his bets.
402
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:04,467
Could you walk?
403
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:05,800
Do you have
Underwear on?
404
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,233
[ laughter ]
405
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:10,967
Why is it the first thing that
You do is look for my underwear?
406
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:12,633
Oh, my god.
407
00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:14,400
[ laughs ]
408
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,200
* da da-da da-da *
409
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,267
That was a good
Gene simmons impression, pops.
410
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:20,500
Thank god
That you didn't wear it
411
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,967
When he and the rest of kiss
Showed up to see the tank.
412
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:26,100
That's right -- I might have
Been mobbed by fans.
413
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,067
3...2...1.
3...2...1.3...2...1.
414
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:32,200
Crowd: whoa!
415
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,300
[ applause ]
416
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,400
Fantastic.
417
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,933
Brett:
The lights, the letters --
Everything was perfect.
418
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:41,333
The band loved it.
419
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,333
This is a kiss-worthy tank.
This is awesome.
420
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,300
The kiss-themed tank
For monster mini golf
421
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,533
Came in at 480 gallons,
422
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,500
It weighed 4,800 pounds,
423
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,700
And we have four fish in there
424
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,367
That represent each member
Of the band --
425
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,633
A lionfish, the clown grouper,
426
00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:58,433
The heniochus,
And the personifer.
427
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:00,933
Wow!
Look at that!
428
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,800
I had a vision.
429
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,233
Is this where
You get it from?
430
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:12,233
How about
A hand fish tank?
Really?
431
00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:13,600
Brett and his mom?
[ scoffs ]
432
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,900
They're like two peas in a pod.
433
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,900
On this special episode
Of "Tanked,"
434
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,067
We're gonna talk
About the atm family
435
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,133
And show you some footage
That's never been seen before.
436
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:30,233
Next up is a tank
We did for my mom.
437
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,733
And if you think working
438
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,800
With my dad every day
Is stressful,
439
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,800
That's nowhere near
As stressful
440
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,200
As the one tank we did
For my mom.
441
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,300
Let me tell you something --
442
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,567
I regressed
Right back to childhood.
443
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,233
We were in florida,
444
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:51,067
And we stopped by
To visit brett's mom
445
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,233
At her favorite nail salon.
446
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:54,533
The next thing I know,
We were building her a tank.
447
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,667
Come on.
448
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,100
There she is. Mom.
449
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,067
Hey, ma.
Oh, my god! My son!
450
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:07,067
Hello! How are you?
Watch my nails! They're wet!
451
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,967
I haven't seen you
In such a long time!
I know.
452
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,200
This is wayde.
This is my mom.
453
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,433
Hi, ma.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
454
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,233
It was so nice to meet your mom
After all these years.
455
00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:18,233
But she caught me off guard
With her sales pitch
456
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:19,633
To the owner
Of the nail salon.
457
00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:22,100
They could build anything
For you.
458
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,300
I'm open to ideas.
459
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,300
I had a vision.
460
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,100
Is this
Where you get it from?
461
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,933
She's got a vision.
462
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,233
Brett:
Sounds like me.
463
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:33,067
I didn't know that visions
Could be genetic.
464
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,800
Now they both got visions?!
465
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,400
A hand.
A what?
466
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,800
A hand fish tank...
Really?
467
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,833
...Where the fish just swim
Right up into the nails.
468
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,467
Brett and his mom?
[ scoffs ]
469
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:46,067
They're like two peas in a pod.
470
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:48,233
This one's got a vision.
That one's got a vision.
471
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,233
Build a hand.
472
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:50,767
My family likes fish.
473
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:54,100
I like the thought
Of just junking that old desk
474
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,467
Right there,
Putting something elaborate.
475
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,900
Come here to see your mom and
Now you're selling fish tanks.
476
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,367
I'm not selling fish tanks.
She's selling fish tanks.
477
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:04,100
What about
A nail polish bottle?
478
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,833
A nail polish bottle?
479
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,567
If you can do it, we got a deal.
That's awesome.
480
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,133
Brett:
My mom's a pretty good
Salesperson.
481
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,433
Maybe we should bring her
On the team.
482
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,433
[ scoffs ]
That's just what I need.
483
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:15,600
Your father, your sister,
Now your mom? Puh!
484
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,067
[ laughs ]
485
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,400
Man, even back in vegas,
486
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,067
Your mom was constantly
Calling you
487
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,733
For a status update
On the tank.
488
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:26,067
I know. I know.
489
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,533
She's always trying
To change my status, too.
490
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:30,667
The tank's coming along
Great, mom. It really is.
491
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,900
Matter of fact,
We're working on it as we speak.
492
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,800
I need you
Out in the shop.
I got to go.
493
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,200
All right, mom.
That's great.
494
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,700
All right, look.
I got to go.
495
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:45,867
I love you. Take care.
496
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,800
What is this? You're on
The phone with your mommy.
497
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,433
Come on. We got to check the top
Out to the nail polish tank.
498
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,067
What does that mean --
"The bones are all there"?
499
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:53,733
That's a term they used to use
Back in the day
500
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,300
For a girl with a pretty face
And an extra-large tush.
501
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,633
[ laughs ]
Your mom must have got
Underneath your skin.
502
00:18:59,633 --> 00:19:02,533
I never seen you so worried
About a tank before.
503
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,833
I came out here to see a tank,
And this is what I get?
504
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,367
You were on the phone
With your mother.
505
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:09,933
I'm like, "Ma, yeah,
I'm looking at the tank."
506
00:19:09,933 --> 00:19:11,167
This is what I'm looking at?
507
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,433
What is this, guys?
Come on.
508
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,533
Little more progress.
509
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:14,867
Dude, we're trying
To figure out the angle.
510
00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:16,333
This is a lot of work.
511
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,167
Listen, we'll do it right
For your mom.
512
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,467
You know, she gets
Her nails done there.
513
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:20,733
She's all worried,
514
00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:21,833
Like maybe they're not
Gonna do her nails anymore
515
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:22,833
If this thing
Doesn't come out right.
516
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,500
Is she getting
Free nails done now?
517
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,433
I think she should,
With all this work.
I would hope she would.
518
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,633
Knowing she's my mom,
Probably.
519
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,067
She probably made
A couple bucks on it.
520
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,067
I wouldn't be surprised.
521
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,633
[ laughs ]
522
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:34,700
While the guys in the shop
Finished the tank...
523
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,733
We picked out
Some awesome fish.
524
00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:38,767
I think they'll go well
In that aquarium.
525
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:41,067
And, plus, they got
A pretty cool little pattern.
526
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,367
And they got
Little dots, little spots,
527
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:43,433
Different colors --
528
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:46,200
I mean, that's kind of
How nails are.
529
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,700
One of the crown jewels
Of the hawaiian fish
530
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,367
Is the chevron tang.
531
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,833
That's a pretty cool,
Unique pattern.
532
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:52,900
I always see these women,
They'll have four nails
533
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,667
That are plain,
534
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:57,967
And then on one nail,
They'll have a diamond
Or something really cool.
535
00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:00,567
So why don't we make
That the crown jewel of
The tank and just get one?
536
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:01,600
I think
That's a good idea.
537
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:05,367
And then...
It was off to impress mommy.
538
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:08,967
Stop.
539
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,267
Easy.
Let's go. Push.
540
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:15,267
Great.
541
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:17,133
And we're on.
Perfect. Good job, guys.
542
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,133
Way to go.
543
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,567
Wayde: when we went back
To florida
544
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,300
To install
The nail polish bottle tank,
545
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,767
Brett got a little
Unannounced visit...
546
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,967
About three hours
Too early.
547
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:32,067
Hi, honey.
548
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:34,000
Hello,
Retirement community.
549
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,033
Hi, mom.
How are you?
550
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,033
Good.
What's going on?
551
00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,400
Good.
It's so good to see you.
552
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,667
Good to see you, too.
What do you think of the tank?
553
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:42,333
I think it's not finished.
554
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,367
Wires are hanging.
555
00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:46,700
There's no cap on the top.
It's very hazy.
556
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,367
It's all coming.
I mean, we got a cap for it.
557
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:49,700
The haziness is gonna go away
In a little.
558
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,767
It's gonna be ready
For tonight.
559
00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:53,200
This is where I meet
All my friends
560
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,167
And I just don't want
To be embarrassed.
561
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,067
By the time I'm done, you'll be
The mayor of this town.
562
00:20:58,067 --> 00:20:59,533
I got you, mom. Don't worry.
563
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,567
God.
Pain in the neck.
564
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:05,133
Man, I'm having flashbacks.
565
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,900
When my mom came in
And started nagging me,
566
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,600
It felt like I was 14.
567
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:16,700
Wayde: I think brett's mom
Will be proud of him.
568
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:17,733
This tank is so cool.
569
00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:19,300
A lot of people
Are gonna come in
570
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,067
For nanis and pedis --
Nanis? Manis? "Manis," is it?
571
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,633
"Nanis and" -- mani.
Mani?
572
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:24,667
Mani.
Mani and pedis.
573
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,667
Oh, my god.
574
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,767
Honey,
You did me proud.
575
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:37,667
You like that, ma?
I love it.
576
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,733
Oh, my goodness.
It's beautiful.
577
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,633
Thank goodness
My mom loved the tank.
578
00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,200
She was hounding
And hounding and hounding.
579
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,767
Oh,
I can stay here forever.
580
00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:48,933
There would have been
Hell to pay
581
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,533
If this tank didn't
Meet up to her standards.
582
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,900
Woman:
Oh, my god.
583
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,200
Wow.
Woman #2: awesome.
584
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,933
The nail polish bottle tank
Stands eight feet tall,
585
00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:04,067
Holds 450 gallons,
586
00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:07,133
And it's so big that
Eight people can relax together
587
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,633
While drying their nails.
588
00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:10,733
We made a good team.
It was a collaborative effort.
589
00:22:10,733 --> 00:22:11,933
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
590
00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:13,800
[ smooches ]
I love you.
591
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,400
Wayde: we nailed it!
Brett: we nailed it!
592
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,867
Oh, easy.
Watch the clear coat.
593
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:19,500
Ooh. [ laughs ]
594
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,933
Brett: and now it's time
For a quick fish fact.
595
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:39,367
Find out after the break.
596
00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:48,133
Brett:
The answer is "C," tetras.
597
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,800
These fish stay in groups
'cause it increases
598
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,867
Their ability to defend
Their territory and their family
599
00:22:53,867 --> 00:22:55,067
Against predators.
600
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,467
Welcome back to this "Tanked"
Special -- "Nuclear family."
601
00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,600
Besides the actual relatives
We have here at atm,
602
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,233
There's also a cast
Of characters
603
00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:08,900
That have become family
Throughout the years.
604
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:10,133
Yo!
[ cheering ]
605
00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,800
Waaaaah!
606
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,067
Why anybody would want to join
This dysfunctional bunch --
607
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:16,067
It's beyond me.
608
00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:17,833
Do they really have
A choice?
609
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,567
Nah, not really.
[ laughs ]
610
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,467
[bleep]
611
00:23:24,467 --> 00:23:26,633
[bleep]
612
00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:30,300
Redneck walked into atm
15 years ago, looking for work.
613
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,333
Yeah, and I hired him
On the spot.
614
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,800
He's been kind of like
My right-hand man ever since.
615
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,533
Yeah, he's our country-bumpkin
Grumpy uncle.
616
00:23:36,533 --> 00:23:37,633
Yeah.
617
00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,733
Thank you.
618
00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:40,800
Why is your shirt off?
619
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,067
'cause it's gonna get wet.
620
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,667
The country boy's
Had a hard time
621
00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:46,867
Adjusting to the bright lights
Of the big city.
622
00:23:46,867 --> 00:23:49,233
Brett: sometimes, there's
A little bit of a culture shock,
623
00:23:49,233 --> 00:23:50,833
Like the time
We had him deliver a tank
624
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:52,433
To the heart
Of new york city.
625
00:23:52,433 --> 00:23:53,633
[ truck honks ]
626
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,867
Hey, you -- get the hell
Out of the road!
627
00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:59,267
You want me to run your ass over
Or what?!
628
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:01,233
Dude, I could have drove a horse
And got here faster.
629
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,433
I could have, too.
630
00:24:03,433 --> 00:24:05,333
A horse is a lot smaller
Than a 26-foot truck!
631
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:07,833
Riding horses and tractors
On the highway
632
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:10,267
Is frowned upon here,
But he's learning.
633
00:24:10,267 --> 00:24:12,067
You know, redneck's real slow
On the forklift, dude.
634
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:13,167
You know that, right?
635
00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:15,067
It's not like he's riding
A horse or something.
636
00:24:15,067 --> 00:24:16,433
No cooking possum,
No lunch, no nothing.
637
00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:17,900
Let's rock 'n' roll.
638
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,500
We have to make the props
For the refrigerator tank.
639
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,833
Don't make it
Like his fridge,
640
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,500
'cause then there'd be, like,
A neck bone
641
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,067
And, like, a deer antler,
All right?
642
00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:27,867
Okay, maybe we aren't that good
At making redneck feel at home.
643
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,700
But we got him
Something very special
644
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,333
To help make the transition
From backwoods to civilization
645
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:33,400
A little bit easier --
646
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:37,400
His very own trailer
Out back.
647
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,700
Wayde:
It's convenient to have redneck
Living right out back,
648
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,933
But, sometimes, it comes back
To bite us in the ass.
649
00:24:42,933 --> 00:24:44,433
Do you remember
When we told him
650
00:24:44,433 --> 00:24:47,100
We had to build an 18-foot
Shark tank in one week?
651
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,567
A week?!
652
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,267
Talk about getting
Your stirrups in a bunch.
653
00:24:51,267 --> 00:24:52,267
[ laughter ]
654
00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:53,767
Are you frickin' nuts?!
655
00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:54,833
I think we can do it.
This is ridiculous.
656
00:24:54,833 --> 00:24:56,367
No!
657
00:24:56,367 --> 00:24:57,600
You're an idiot!
658
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,067
I'm so through
With this [bleep]
659
00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:01,467
Oh, my god, relax.
I'm done!
660
00:25:04,433 --> 00:25:06,233
[ door slams ]
661
00:25:06,233 --> 00:25:10,567
That's the angriest redneck
I've ever seen in my whole life.
662
00:25:10,567 --> 00:25:12,600
Redneck was only out back
In the trailer,
663
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,800
But when he's mad...
It's like fort knox.
664
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,367
Yo.
Redneck.
665
00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:21,067
Come on, seriously,
We got a lot of work.
666
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,167
Redneck: go away.
667
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,267
We're not leaving, dude.
668
00:25:23,267 --> 00:25:24,567
We're not leaving.
669
00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:27,233
You better have
Your seat belt on.
670
00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:30,067
There's nothing you guys can do
To get me out of here.
671
00:25:30,067 --> 00:25:32,667
Luckily, I knew the way
To soothe the savage redneck --
672
00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:36,067
With some red meat
And an ice-cold beer.
673
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,067
I hope you're hungry.
674
00:25:42,267 --> 00:25:44,267
It's gonna take more
Than that.
675
00:25:44,267 --> 00:25:46,067
Come on, dude.
676
00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:48,400
Look at those.
They're almost burned.
677
00:25:52,267 --> 00:25:55,067
Come on, dude,
Come on.
678
00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:56,233
Why should I come out?
679
00:25:56,233 --> 00:25:58,200
Wayde: watch this.
Come on. Try that.
680
00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:02,267
That ain't bad.
Not bad, right?
681
00:26:02,267 --> 00:26:04,333
Just help me out.
682
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:07,067
We filled his belly,
And he went back to work.
683
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,333
Bada boom, bada bing.
684
00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:13,067
Frankie has his son dom to thank
For leading him to atm.
685
00:26:13,067 --> 00:26:14,467
Say, "What's up?"
Little dom.
686
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:16,200
What's up?!
687
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,900
We all met at a party,
And dom and my son bryce
688
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,133
Became insta-friends.
689
00:26:20,133 --> 00:26:22,933
Yeah, he's part employee
And part little brother.
690
00:26:22,933 --> 00:26:25,233
We need someone
To get in the tank.
Ha!
You're joking, right?
691
00:26:25,233 --> 00:26:27,200
No. We're dead serious.
Think we're getting in?
692
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,567
Hey, do you think
Maybe we can
693
00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:30,167
Get board shorts
On these mannequins?
694
00:26:30,167 --> 00:26:31,800
I feel a little uncomfortable
Getting in the -- in the tank.
695
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,100
Get in the tank.
Come on.
696
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,367
Ha!
He looks like a fish.
697
00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:36,067
He can't even swim.
Look at him.
698
00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:37,567
He's stuck.
Look at houdini.
699
00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:38,567
Bang.
[ thud ]
700
00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:39,567
Oh!
701
00:26:39,567 --> 00:26:41,467
[ both laugh ]
702
00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:48,800
Somebody,
Get this kid a helmet!
703
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,600
Unfortunately,
When there's no one below you
704
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,767
On the totem pole,
705
00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:53,100
You're gonna be the target
Of some pranks.
706
00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:55,767
The best one
Was the ice bar.
707
00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:58,133
Yeah, we were commissioned
To build a jellyfish tank
708
00:26:58,133 --> 00:27:01,833
To fit inside a bar that was
Made entirely of sculpted ice.
709
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:04,067
The temp in the bar
Is 20 degrees.
710
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:05,833
They even provide
Special clothes for you
711
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:06,833
To wear in there.
712
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:09,300
We've got 90 tons of ice.
713
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:10,867
90 tons of ice?
714
00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:12,167
I can't feel my toes.
715
00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,433
Brett: the minus5 ice bar tank
Will sit on a stand
716
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:16,500
At the perfect viewing height
For customers.
717
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,800
We'll fill it with jellyfish
718
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,367
Because they can survive
In cooler waters.
719
00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:22,367
We started looking
For ideas
720
00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:23,767
Of how to surround this tank
In ice.
721
00:27:27,233 --> 00:27:30,467
But something wayde said
Sparked an even better idea.
722
00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:32,067
It's cool in here, bro.
723
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,700
If it was cool in there,
724
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,700
We knew it was gonna
Be brutally cold during
The tank install.
725
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:37,333
Yeah, and we didn't tell
Frankie.
726
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,767
[ laughter ]
727
00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:41,233
I need you to put
Some shorts on, all right?
Yeah, no problem.
728
00:27:41,233 --> 00:27:42,533
It's gonna be
A sauna in there.
729
00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:43,767
If you wear sweats,
You're gonna die.
730
00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:45,067
You're gonna sweat
Like crazy in there.
731
00:27:45,067 --> 00:27:46,367
All right, promise.
Done.
732
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,700
You guys
Gonna bring this in?
733
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:50,967
Yeah.
All right.
734
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,533
Frankie: [bleep]
735
00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:57,800
Wayde: hey!
736
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,367
[ laughter ]
737
00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:03,067
You guys are real funny --
Real funny.
738
00:28:03,067 --> 00:28:04,333
Shorts?
739
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,067
Brett: you needed to cool down
A little bit.
740
00:28:06,067 --> 00:28:08,967
No, it's freezing in here,
Dude -- freezing!
741
00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:10,167
Here.
These will help you.
742
00:28:10,167 --> 00:28:11,733
[ laughter ]
743
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:14,267
Dude, it's gonna be
A quick install.
Don't worry about it.
744
00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:19,533
Yeah, a quick
15-hour install.
745
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,200
There you go.
Perfect.
746
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,300
Dude.
747
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:25,500
Wayde: I took pity on him
And gave him a coat.
748
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,800
A very pretty coat.
749
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,233
[ laughter ]
750
00:28:28,233 --> 00:28:31,167
Eventually, I got him
The right gear to
Finish the install...
751
00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:33,767
Ohh.
752
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,467
...Which turned out to be longer
When the power went out.
753
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:39,700
Robbie:
It just popped the circuit.
754
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,100
We're down.
755
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,967
Yeah, and the bar
Could have melted down.
756
00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:45,100
Wayde: ohh.
I almost felt sorry
For the kid...
757
00:28:48,867 --> 00:28:51,233
But he made it through,
And so did the tank.
758
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,567
Wayde: the ice-bar tank
In the monte carlo --
759
00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:00,933
It weighs a half a ton,
760
00:29:00,933 --> 00:29:03,300
It's filled
With glowing moon jellies,
761
00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:05,533
It took us 20 hours to install,
762
00:29:05,533 --> 00:29:09,700
And it's kept at 60 degrees
In a 23-degree room.
763
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:11,433
Yeah, that tank
Was one of my favorites.
764
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:14,900
And frankie remains
One of our favorites, too.
765
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,200
Yo!
766
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,133
It's frankie!
767
00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:19,133
Ahh!
768
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:20,833
To another atm masterpiece.
769
00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,767
Yes.
Cheers.
770
00:29:22,767 --> 00:29:23,933
Na zdorov'e.
771
00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:26,267
Agnes came into the family
In a different way.
772
00:29:26,267 --> 00:29:27,467
Tell 'em, big guy.
773
00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:30,433
Yeah, I was actually
In the market for an exotic car.
774
00:29:30,433 --> 00:29:33,067
So, I met agnes.
She was a sales rep
On the floor.
775
00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:35,967
So, you know what?
She was so good,
I brought her to atm,
776
00:29:35,967 --> 00:29:38,267
Where she uses
Her kick-ass car-selling skills
777
00:29:38,267 --> 00:29:39,967
To sell fish tanks.
778
00:29:39,967 --> 00:29:41,067
And she pays me back
779
00:29:41,067 --> 00:29:43,167
By going along
With brett's stupid pranks,
780
00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:44,933
Like the grease
On the telephone.
781
00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:47,067
[ laughing ]
Look at agnes.
782
00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:48,100
What's so funny?
783
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,300
We'll laugh later.
784
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,500
I got so much work to do,
785
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,333
And you guys
Are just goofing around.
786
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:55,567
Agnes hasn't stopped breathing,
And she's dying over here.
787
00:29:55,567 --> 00:29:57,867
Agnes:
I'm not part of the family,
788
00:29:57,867 --> 00:30:00,000
But I definitely
Feel like the little sister
789
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,200
To wayde and brett.
790
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,567
You all right?
791
00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,467
Yeah, I'm feeling fine.
Why?
792
00:30:04,467 --> 00:30:05,900
Well, you got bad gas.
I want to make sure
You're all right.
793
00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:08,167
[ fart sounds ]
794
00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:11,000
[ laughing ]
You're so stupid.
795
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,600
You're a buffoon.
796
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,600
[ fart sounds ]
797
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,667
[ laughs ]
798
00:30:17,667 --> 00:30:18,800
As much as I like
Teasing her,
799
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,367
It was kind of cute
How excited she got
800
00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:21,367
About the kiss tank.
801
00:30:21,367 --> 00:30:22,800
You're gonna get
To meet them.
802
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,667
Oh! I'm so excited!
803
00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:25,900
Are you serious?
I swear to god.
I'm not lying.
804
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:27,133
I really
Get to meet them?
Yeah.
805
00:30:27,133 --> 00:30:28,933
I'm planning an outfit.
You know that, right?
806
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,100
Agnes: I don't really get
Starstruck all that much,
807
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,067
But this is gene simmons
And paul stanley
808
00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:36,067
We're talking about.
809
00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:38,467
Kiss are rock legends,
810
00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:41,167
And I've been known
To have a thing for bad boys,
811
00:30:41,167 --> 00:30:43,367
Especially if they're in a band.
812
00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:44,833
My poor mom.
813
00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:46,400
Heather:
Excuse me, gene?
814
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,567
This is agnes.
Hi.
I'm your biggest fan.
815
00:30:48,567 --> 00:30:49,733
It's a pleasure.
816
00:30:49,733 --> 00:30:51,100
Thank you for letting us do this
For you guys.
817
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,700
And then we
Go like that.
Oh, my god.
818
00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,033
Agnes:
He touched my hand.
819
00:30:55,033 --> 00:30:57,333
I'm never washing it ever, ever!
Mwah! I love it.
820
00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,233
Thank you so much.
Oh, thank you.
821
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,567
[ cheers and applause ]
822
00:31:01,567 --> 00:31:03,700
Wayde:
And how does she thank me
For giving her a great job?
823
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:06,967
She looks up to me and gives me
Nothing but respect.
824
00:31:06,967 --> 00:31:08,300
[ laughing ]
Yeah, right.
825
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,400
Idiot!
826
00:31:12,133 --> 00:31:14,200
Since we're talking about
The "Tanked" family,
827
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,600
We have to give you a look
At our nutty lives at home.
828
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,867
Over here,
We have a 600-gallon atm tank.
829
00:31:18,867 --> 00:31:19,867
I built it, of course.
830
00:31:23,167 --> 00:31:24,967
You got to be there.
What's going on here?
831
00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,900
Wayde:
Getting the whole raymer
And king posse out the door
832
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:31,067
Can be harder than building
Some of these tanks.
833
00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:32,667
Go get your shoes already!
834
00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:34,333
[ shouting indistinctly ]
Heather!
835
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,267
Heather,
Take care of your kids!
836
00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:40,200
This is like
A three-ring circus.
837
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,833
We're never gonna get there
For the...
838
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,067
Aah!
Let's go.
Come on.
839
00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:45,600
No! Aah! Aah!
840
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,867
Let's go!
841
00:31:50,733 --> 00:31:52,800
Since we're talking about
The tanked family,
842
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,267
We have to give you a look
At our nutty lives at home,
843
00:31:55,267 --> 00:31:56,733
Complete
With pets and kids.
844
00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:02,600
[ laughs ]
845
00:32:04,067 --> 00:32:07,067
Get ready.
Give her a hug.
846
00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:08,700
We have an american bulldog
Named electra.
847
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:12,633
And my kids, bryce and kayla --
They love her.
848
00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:14,667
[ smooching ]
849
00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:15,967
Your kids love her?
850
00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:18,333
It looks like you're trying
To wake up sleeping beauty.
851
00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:21,333
I know the same thing goes on
In your household.
852
00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:25,400
My daughters, morgan and taylor,
Love our dogs, rolex and prada.
853
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,633
[ barks ]
854
00:32:27,933 --> 00:32:30,100
And of course,
There's fish here, too.
855
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:33,133
We have a koi pond...
856
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:35,067
And a tank that started it all.
857
00:32:35,067 --> 00:32:37,667
Over here,
We have a 600-gallon atm tank.
858
00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:39,067
I built it, of course.
859
00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:41,800
It's one of the first ones
Built in vegas.
860
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,167
I've had that tank
For 15 years.
861
00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:47,067
And our love for all animals
Made the tank we built for petco
862
00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:48,100
Perfect for us.
863
00:32:52,067 --> 00:32:53,367
[ barks ]
864
00:32:55,633 --> 00:32:58,633
This headquarters here is crazy.
It's kind of like atm.
865
00:32:58,633 --> 00:33:02,067
The employees here get to bring
Their pets to work every day.
866
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,800
There's dogs.
There's little guinea pigs.
867
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,367
There's lizards.
There's turtles.
868
00:33:07,367 --> 00:33:08,667
You got everything in here.
Look at that.
869
00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:11,067
Not big on snakes.
870
00:33:11,067 --> 00:33:14,300
Yeah, let's talk about
Your little snake phobia.
871
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:15,833
Let's not talk about it.
872
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:16,833
No, let's.
873
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,700
These tanks are gonna show off
A variety of animals
874
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,067
In the petco family.
875
00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:27,067
The centerpiece is a large,
Rectangular saltwater tank
876
00:33:27,067 --> 00:33:28,500
With a custom coral insert.
877
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,967
On each side of it will be
An acrylic cylinder.
878
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,300
One is a freshwater tank,
879
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,767
And one is a terrarium
With a custom-built tree
880
00:33:34,767 --> 00:33:37,133
That will be home
To my least favorite pet --
881
00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:38,933
Snakes.
882
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:41,067
To fill these tanks up
With the best animals,
883
00:33:41,067 --> 00:33:42,567
We went right to the source.
884
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:49,067
This is a ball python.
885
00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:49,900
Oh.
886
00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:51,267
They make excellent pets.
887
00:33:51,267 --> 00:33:52,867
Why do you got to bring him
Near me? I don't like it.
888
00:33:52,867 --> 00:33:54,133
Look at this guy.
He's cool.
889
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:56,767
Pet him once.
Really?
890
00:33:56,767 --> 00:33:58,533
That's it. All right,
You can put him back now.
891
00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:00,900
Even if we're a little girly
About touching them,
892
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,967
We treat all animals
Like they're our pets.
893
00:34:02,967 --> 00:34:04,400
What are you trying
To say?
894
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,167
I got this
For the reptile cage.
895
00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:07,567
What is it?
896
00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:08,867
It's a repti fogger.
897
00:34:08,867 --> 00:34:12,133
What it actually does is
It puts moisture in the air.
898
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:14,267
This fogger that we're
Putting in there is badass.
899
00:34:14,267 --> 00:34:16,300
The green tree pythons --
They love the humidity.
900
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:18,400
They're gonna be right at home.
901
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,700
We're making it perfect
For them.
902
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:22,067
It's like a night club --
A night club for snakes.
903
00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:26,833
This is great.
904
00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:34,300
Brett: the petco job had
Three separate, unique tanks.
905
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,867
The whole thing weighed in
At close to 6,000 pounds.
906
00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:39,067
There's a 400-gallon
Saltwater tank,
907
00:34:39,067 --> 00:34:42,200
A 175-gallon freshwater tank,
908
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,600
And a 175-gallon terrarium
909
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,733
That houses a pair
Of 3-foot pythons.
910
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:54,800
Our relationship
Isn't all about insults.
911
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,333
It's also about pranks.
912
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,067
Brett: I'm gonna spice up
Wayde's spicy chicken sandwich.
913
00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:00,933
Is it spicy?
914
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,667
[ laughs ]
915
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,800
Out of all
The atm relationships,
916
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,300
I think everybody would agree
Ours is the most dysfunctional.
917
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,967
Yeah, but at least we put
The "Fun" in "Dysfunction."
918
00:35:11,967 --> 00:35:12,967
[ laughs ]
919
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,600
Get out of here.
920
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,100
Oh, that's not right.
921
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,300
Brett, is that your feet
Or your breath?
922
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,400
Probably both.
923
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,400
[ laughter ]
924
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,767
Mental disorder --
That's you.
925
00:35:25,767 --> 00:35:26,967
The menu's
On the last page.
926
00:35:26,967 --> 00:35:29,067
Take off your hat
So I can see your bald head.
927
00:35:29,067 --> 00:35:29,900
Can you see me now?
928
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:30,700
[ gunfire ]
929
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,833
Oh, jelly doughnut,
930
00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,267
You got me!
931
00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:36,233
The trickiest part
About our relationship --
932
00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:38,167
We're not only business
Partners -- we're brothers.
933
00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:39,467
I married his sister.
934
00:35:39,467 --> 00:35:42,067
You know, there's one thing
I don't understand --
935
00:35:42,067 --> 00:35:43,433
Why didn't you come to me
936
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,933
To ask me permission
To marry my sister?
937
00:35:44,933 --> 00:35:48,133
That's easy --
'cause you're not her dad.
Thank god.
938
00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:50,667
Or maybe it was that you just
Dressed so tough back then,
939
00:35:50,667 --> 00:35:52,733
I was a little intimated.
940
00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:54,433
Oh, easy, funny guy.
941
00:35:54,433 --> 00:35:57,367
But our relationship
Isn't all about insults.
942
00:35:57,367 --> 00:35:58,867
It's also about pranks.
943
00:35:58,867 --> 00:36:01,933
I'm gonna spice up
Wayde's spicy chicken sandwich.
944
00:36:01,933 --> 00:36:03,800
And then spice up his drink.
945
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,933
Brett:
We got the exterior,
Which is looking good.
946
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,067
So...
947
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:12,567
My only concern
With the tank is...
948
00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:13,700
Is it good?
949
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,133
Yeah.
It's just a little hot.
950
00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:16,433
Is it spicy?
A little bit.
951
00:36:16,433 --> 00:36:18,267
Yeah,
Mine's a little spicy, too.
952
00:36:18,267 --> 00:36:20,267
Soda'll cool it down
A little bit.
953
00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:24,633
Ooh. I didn't even realize
It was that spicy.
954
00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:25,633
[ coughing ]
955
00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:26,867
What's the matter?
956
00:36:26,867 --> 00:36:27,967
[ laughs ]
957
00:36:27,967 --> 00:36:29,733
Dude --
Take another sip.
No way.
958
00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:32,067
Mine ain't that hot.
I know what you're doing.
959
00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,167
That hot-sauce one
Was my finest work.
960
00:36:36,167 --> 00:36:37,767
Yeah, but I got you back.
961
00:36:37,767 --> 00:36:40,100
Yeah, you almost got me
Thrown in jail.
962
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,133
[ laughs ]
963
00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:42,933
What's up?
Hey.
What's that say?
964
00:36:42,933 --> 00:36:44,700
It says "Loser."
965
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,267
It really says
"Brett's a loser."
966
00:36:46,267 --> 00:36:47,767
I'm gonna go
Put it on his car.
967
00:36:47,767 --> 00:36:48,800
I need your help, okay?
968
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,400
Him driving
All over the place --
969
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,467
The supermarket,
The clubs -- whatever.
970
00:36:52,467 --> 00:36:53,267
Bro.
971
00:36:53,267 --> 00:36:55,100
[ screwdriver runs ]
972
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:56,133
Perfect.
973
00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,867
[ laughter ]
974
00:36:57,867 --> 00:36:59,367
Wayde: here he goes.
Here he goes.
975
00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:00,433
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
976
00:37:00,433 --> 00:37:02,367
Quiet.
[ laughter ]
977
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:03,600
Dude.
978
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,967
He walked right by it.
979
00:37:05,967 --> 00:37:07,767
[ laughter ]
980
00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:15,367
I got a $400 ticket.
981
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,400
[ laughs ]
982
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,600
Oh, it's funny?
Oh, that's funny.
983
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,800
Right here, it says -- look --
"'loser' plate on car.
984
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,333
Claims brother-in-law
Put it on."
985
00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:23,067
You know what?
It's ridiculous.
986
00:37:23,067 --> 00:37:24,367
My heart bleeds for you.
Yeah, your heart bleeds.
987
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,933
You know what? I'm sitting here,
Having hot sauce.
988
00:37:25,933 --> 00:37:28,267
You thought it was funny then,
Huh? It was funny, right?
989
00:37:28,267 --> 00:37:30,600
You know what?
I'm not paying this.
You're paying it.
990
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,400
I'll take care of this,
All right?
No, you say
You're gonna pay it --
991
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,767
Not "Take care of it,"
992
00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:35,300
'cause "Take care of it" means
You can tuck it in your drawer.
993
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:36,500
Say, "I will pay it."
994
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,400
All right, I'll pay this ticket.
Okay? Got it?
995
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,233
All right,
I'm fair with that.
All right, good.
996
00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:43,400
One thing we agree on
Are prices so good,
997
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,200
We can't keep them
To ourselves.
998
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,533
We have to share them
With childhood friends.
999
00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:48,933
Who are our customers, too.
1000
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,100
Yeah.
[ laughter ]
1001
00:37:53,067 --> 00:37:54,300
Dad, you remember
The howard brothers?
1002
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:55,967
Yeah, yeah, I remember
The howard brothers.
1003
00:37:55,967 --> 00:37:58,400
They own an appliance store
Now on long island.
Really?
1004
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,867
Yeah.
Those guys were pranksters.
1005
00:37:59,867 --> 00:38:03,233
They used to leave dog poop
In a bag on my back porch.
1006
00:38:03,233 --> 00:38:04,300
[ laughter ]
1007
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,633
When the howard brothers heard
That wayde and I started atm,
1008
00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:10,200
They didn't want to
Miss a chance to have
Their old friends
1009
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,233
Build them a tank
To cap off their
New showroom.
1010
00:38:12,233 --> 00:38:13,700
Yeah...
And bust balls.
1011
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:14,833
[ laughter ]
1012
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,533
You guys are still buying
The two-for-one shoes.
1013
00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,467
Wayde: oh, there they are.
Look at that.
1014
00:38:18,467 --> 00:38:19,900
How's your diet
Going?
1015
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,700
[ laughter ]
1016
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,800
That's why they wear black.
It's slimming.
1017
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,867
Absolutely.
See? You're learning.
1018
00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:27,567
The howard brothers kind of
Remind me of wayde and myself,
1019
00:38:27,567 --> 00:38:29,633
So I wanted their tank
To be extra special.
1020
00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:32,100
I think
It just hit me.
1021
00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:33,833
Why don't we turn this fridge
Into an aquarium?
1022
00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:37,300
It'll be unbelievable.
We got to do it.
1023
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,100
Always got to
Open your mouth.
1024
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,700
It's sold already.
These guys are sold.
1025
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,167
It's done. It's done.
They love it.
1026
00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:44,500
As always,
Brett shoots off his mouth,
1027
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,500
And I'm backed
Into the corner.
1028
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:49,067
Oh, come on.
It doesn't happen every time.
1029
00:38:49,067 --> 00:38:50,600
As soon as you said
New york,
1030
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,433
I started thinking
Maybe subway car.
1031
00:38:52,433 --> 00:38:54,067
I'm thinking, like,
A giant baseball.
1032
00:38:54,067 --> 00:38:55,667
With, like, some stitching
On the baseball.
1033
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,900
What about we do an aquarium
On the pitcher's mound?
1034
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,900
Well, what about
An actual bed itself,
1035
00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:01,400
Like what the mattress
Sits on?
1036
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,633
You know, maybe put a little
Dart board.
1037
00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:03,800
I'm thinking taxi cab.
1038
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,733
Maybe statue of liberty.
1039
00:39:05,733 --> 00:39:07,933
[ sighs ]
1040
00:39:07,933 --> 00:39:10,867
Wayde:
After we finally got
The fridge gutted,
1041
00:39:10,867 --> 00:39:12,467
We had to retrofit the tank
1042
00:39:12,467 --> 00:39:14,067
To fit inside
And get the doors back on.
1043
00:39:14,067 --> 00:39:15,867
Brett:
Nick made some props,
1044
00:39:15,867 --> 00:39:17,767
And we figured out a way
1045
00:39:17,767 --> 00:39:19,733
To permanently share
The atm family
1046
00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,067
With the howard family.
1047
00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:27,367
Wayde: 1, 2, 3.
Get that corner up.
1048
00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:30,133
Sure, we're gonna deliver
An amazing tank,
1049
00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:33,133
Including custom cabinets
That were built for the tank
1050
00:39:33,133 --> 00:39:36,367
By our friends from
Artisans of the valley.
1051
00:39:36,367 --> 00:39:37,867
They do an amazing job.
1052
00:39:37,867 --> 00:39:40,833
But we were also
Gonna have a little fun.
1053
00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:43,600
All right,
Let's get the props in.
1054
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,300
The fish were loaded,
1055
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,367
And it was time
To unveil the masterpiece.
1056
00:39:47,367 --> 00:39:48,433
Look at this.
Check this out.
1057
00:39:48,433 --> 00:39:50,200
Oh, my god.
That's perfect.
1058
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:57,067
You walk
In this front door --
1059
00:39:57,067 --> 00:39:58,067
Boom, the first thing
That hits you.
1060
00:39:58,067 --> 00:39:59,200
People are gonna be
Blown away by it.
1061
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,233
It's, like, perfect.
1062
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:07,500
Hey, look at the jars of food --
Got their pictures on it.
1063
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:11,267
Wayde:
We decided we wanted to do
All custom theming in the tank,
1064
00:40:11,267 --> 00:40:14,000
Like ketchup, mustard,
Salad dressings.
1065
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,933
Figured I'd get you back
For all those years of pranks.
1066
00:40:16,933 --> 00:40:18,433
[ laughter ]
1067
00:40:18,433 --> 00:40:20,400
This thing looks so much
Like a real refrigerator,
1068
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,533
It's incredible.
It's unbelievable.
1069
00:40:22,533 --> 00:40:24,767
But I'd really like to see
That water dispenser work.
1070
00:40:24,767 --> 00:40:26,567
Why don't we give it a try?
1071
00:40:30,067 --> 00:40:31,700
Oh, that's incredible.
1072
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,267
Yeah, baby! It works.
1073
00:40:33,267 --> 00:40:35,800
Hey, you know that's coming
Out of the fish tank, right?
1074
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,333
Ohh!
1075
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:39,467
I'm only kidding, dude.
Oh, I thought
You were serious.
1076
00:40:39,467 --> 00:40:41,367
That's fresh,
Filtered water.
I saw the fish in there.
1077
00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:43,067
I figured you didn't
Hook it up right.
1078
00:40:43,067 --> 00:40:48,400
Wayde:
That fridge tank's 140 gallons
And weighs over 2,000 pounds.
1079
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,233
So, what do you think your
Customers are gonna think?
1080
00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:52,367
They're gonna be
Blown away.
1081
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,900
We do pretty good work,
Bro.
1082
00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:56,933
Yes, we do.
1083
00:40:56,933 --> 00:40:58,267
And the best part --
We have fun doing it.
1084
00:40:58,267 --> 00:40:59,467
We do.
1085
00:40:59,467 --> 00:41:03,100
Dude, look at your boy.
Look how rad I look.
1086
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:05,233
Stay...Good.
1087
00:41:05,233 --> 00:41:07,833
[ laugh ]
Breathing out...
Good. Again.
1088
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:08,867
Don't force him.
1089
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:09,733
What are you doing?
1090
00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:10,533
Oh, you're trying to tilt me.
1091
00:41:10,533 --> 00:41:11,733
You think you're funny.
1092
00:41:11,733 --> 00:41:13,433
[ grunts, laughs ]
1093
00:41:13,433 --> 00:41:14,533
Look over there
For a minute.
1094
00:41:15,833 --> 00:41:18,067
[ laughter ]
1095
00:41:18,067 --> 00:41:20,867
You want to
Be certified, huh?
1096
00:41:20,867 --> 00:41:22,667
And we share the fun
With everyone.
1097
00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:24,733
Yeah, because they deserve
A reward, too.
1098
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:26,067
This is gonna be fun.
Let's go.
1099
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:29,367
I got a big surprise
For you.
Woman: surprise?
1100
00:41:29,367 --> 00:41:31,733
Everybody's been working
Really hard, so we got something
1101
00:41:31,733 --> 00:41:33,067
That we want to cool
You guys off a little bit.
1102
00:41:33,067 --> 00:41:34,100
Man: beer?
1103
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,233
Snowball fight!
1104
00:41:36,233 --> 00:41:38,367
[ laughter ]
1105
00:41:40,233 --> 00:41:41,900
Man: sorry...
Ohh!
1106
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,567
[ laughter ]
1107
00:41:49,767 --> 00:41:52,833
Agnes:
Don't put it in my hair!
1108
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,633
Who said it doesn't snow
In vegas?
1109
00:42:01,233 --> 00:42:02,600
To the best
Brother-in-laws.
1110
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,933
What a good dude.
Thank you.
1111
00:42:05,867 --> 00:42:06,867
[ laughs ]
1112
00:42:06,867 --> 00:42:08,667
Oh, dude,
You better run. Ugh.
1113
00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:11,333
Brett: to watch highlights
And check out deleted scenes
1114
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:12,333
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1115
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:16,133
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