Original subtitles

Brett: coming up on this Special episode of "Tanked"...

Look at that!

Wayde: for 15 years,

The kings and raymers have been Building incredible tanks.

All right. [ laughs ]

Brett: But we give a whole new meaning To the term "Nuclear family." [ laughs ]

What is that? I got you tattooed On me.

It -- it...

Today, we'll invite you Into our homes...

Over here, we have A 600-gallon atm tank.

Brett: Because it's not all Dysfunction junction.

Ooh, your hair looks good. What are you doing?

What do you think Of that? Oh, my god. That's so cool.

Wayde: every step of the way Has been a family affair.

Happy birthday! Happy birthday!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

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Captions paid for by Discovery communications

If you think sitting down With family once a year

During thanksgiving Is tough,

Imagine trying to Work with them every day.

I don't have to imagine it. I live it.

[ harp plays ]

[ film projector clicking ]

Atm started Almost 20 years ago...

When I met your dad And he fell in love with me.

I was the son He always wanted.

Dude, you can have him.

[ laughter ]

He must have loved you,

Because he let you Date my sister.

He didn't get the nickname "The general" for nothing.

He's the one who helped us Partner up and start atm.

And every step of the way, It's been a family affair.

Whoa, back up, dude. You holding a tool?

Dude, I used to work Back then.

Dude, you also used to Have hair back then.

Yeah, you also used to Be skinny, too, back then.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah. [ laughs ]

There's the general.

Yeah, before he adopted His track suit

For his daily uniform.

Hello. Atm.

Sometimes, we get involved With a tank

That really fires up The family dynamics at atm.

And one dynamic That gets fired up a lot

Is your relationship With heather.

Yeah. Working With your wife -- not easy.

You're an idiot For putting me in this position.

I didn't do nothing. He did it.

Ooh, you're hair looks good. What are you doing?

You either did Something wrong

Or are about To do something wrong.

Are you ready to go To dinner?

Dinner? Oh, man.

[ chuckles ] I forgot.

Look at how many sharks -- That's a blacktip right there.

I'm not going in that tank. Are you out of your mind?

Let's go. One, two, three.

There you go.

Oh, boy, I'm dead tonight.

And those are just A few examples.

Dude, you should tell them What happened

With the spade tank.

Ohh, man.

We got This client, rock.

We built a few crazy tanks For his house.

Now he wants one For his new business.

He just opened An awesome tattoo shop

In old las vegas Called the black spade.

You need something to pop. We need something edgy.

Exactly, man.

I knew this tank was gonna be A crazy, tough build,

And I'm trying To tell ruck this.

This guy is driving The crazy vision train,

And ruck Was his copilot.

Choo-choo!

What if we hang The aquarium?

Right up In the corner. Wow.

An actual hanging spade?

That would be Really cool, man.

Wayde: We're talking about molding The acrylic

In the shape Of a spade,

Which means tight, Geometric curves

And strong seams that can Hold up 400 pounds of water.

So, while the shop guys Were working on the tank,

We were talking About tattoo theming,

And heather overheard us.

You guys talking About tattoos?

She's got big ears.

Don't you got Work to do?

Who's getting A tattoo?

I am.

No, you're not.

I'm gonna get, Like, an octopus.

I would get one. Yeah, right.

I would.

What are you gonna get,

Like, a little unicorn On the back of your neck?

Some tramp stamp?

No. First of all, A tramp stamp, dingbat,

Is over here, Not the back of your neck.

Whatever. Maybe I'm going through A midlife crisis.

I would totally get one.

Bunch of needles in you? You'd cry.

I'm a lot tougher Than you think, guy. [ chuckles ]

Listen, I have bigger balls Than both of you put together.

Are you kidding?

Well, that's Your problem, then.

[ laughter ]

When someone, Especially my husband,

Tells me I'm too chicken To do something,

I have a tendency To want to prove them wrong.

You guys would be surprised At the things I would do.

All right, whatever.

So, I went out to the shop, Where I got distracted

By a problem with the tank.

The shape is fantastic.

It's looking thin, Though, dude.

I tell you what -- Put water in it right now,

Test it out right now, And I'll show you how.

Are you really That confident? Yes.

[ whirring ]

Get right here So in case something happens,

It's gonna hit you Right in the head.

Looks like so far, You did a good job, redneck.

He was so confident That he could go under there,

No problem.

There was a problem.

[bleep]

Oh, man.

Oh, just look at that. Great.

With all this going on, It's no wonder I didn't notice

Heather slipping out Of the shop.

He and I were Having a conversation

About me Possibly getting a tattoo.

Okay.

He doesn't think That I'll do it.

Hell, yeah. Let's do it.

[ needle buzzing ]

I knew wayde was gonna have A heart attack when he saw this.

What's going on? What's happening.

I did something today I wanted to show you.

What is that? I got you Tattooed on me.

That looks Nothing like you.

You look like You just saw a ghost.

All I was thinking, "Don't you see enough of me?

We live and work Together."

[ chuckles ]

That's terrible. Is that real?

You don't like it?

It -- it...

I haven't seen you turn That green

Since the night You proposed.

Is that real?

[ laughing ] No.

I got a fake one,

And of all things I picked To have on, I picked you.

[ laughs ]

Your heart's still racing.

That's the most cardio I've seen you do in months.

Easy. Anyway, back to my story.

We still had to install Ruck's spade tank,

And he requested That we do it very quietly,

So he can concentrate On tattooing.

This is a golden opportunity For me to get ruck back

For giving me A heart attack

And for being an accomplice In heather's prank.

Dude, you were so worried About getting ruck back,

You didn't even think About the guy

Getting his tattoo.

His flaming-skull tattoo --

It could have been A flaming-bag-of-poo tattoo.

[ laughter ]

[ hammering ] [ needle buzzing ]

[ laughter ]

Really?

What? What happened To being quiet?

Who gave who a tattoo? Paybacks.

[ laughs ] Okay. Hey.

All right, we're gonna Let this one go this time.

After sir pranks-a-lot Over here

Finished giving ruck That earful,

It was time to concentrate On the reason why we were there.

Yeah, to hang a spade-shaped Aquarium on the wall.

Yo, that's what I'm talking about!

Whoo! You did it. You guys did it.

Wayde: Ruck loved this tank.

Yeah, And so did his posse.

[ gasps ] Thank you. Thank you.

I've never seen anything Like that before.

It's incredible.

Wayde: even though That spade tank was small,

It took over 200 hours To create that shape.

It holds 50 gallons of water,

And when it's suspended, It weighs close to 500 pounds.

But my favorite part was Reuniting the partners in crime.

Hey, heather. Come here.

Mrs. Wayde.

[ laughter ]

So, you forgive me For my little prank?

I forgive you, But you can be A pain in the ass

At work sometimes. Ohh.

Listen, buddy, you, too. Me, too. I wasn't done yet.

I wanted to tell you we also Have fun at work together.

That's true.

Wahoo!

[ laughs ]

Aww, you're so good To me, honey.

Yeah, the hotel's gonna be mad. I stole this from the hotel.

[ laughs ]

[ laughs ]

"Wayde's man cave." There you go.

Ooh. I missed him.

Start running.

Come here. [ grunts ] Oh, my god!

[ laughing ] What are you...

Happy birthday! Happy birthday!

General: Wow, look at that.

Good idea, honey.

Thank you. Who's the best? [ laughs ]

I love you. Love you, too.

You know, the only Thing that can make me Love you even more...

What's that? ...If brett Wasn't your brother.

[ laughs ]

Guess what lead I just got.

Kiss!

Wayde: everybody was on board Except for the general.

You got to dress up Like one of these guys.

Are you...?! Oh, no!

[ laughter ]

Wayde: you know, When you talk about family,

There are some Personality traits

That are passed down From generation to generation.

Ugh. Brett, irwin?

[ chuckling ] Oh, boy, Did a lot get passed down. * come on *

[ both laugh ]

Yeah, all the best kinds Of traits --

Smarts, good looks, Great sense of humor.

Isn't that right, dad?

Absolutely.

So that's what it feels like. [ laughs ]

[ laughs ]

The raymers -- We work smarter, not harder.

What are you guys doing?

It's a thing called work.

No, what are you actually -- What you putting in right now?

Oh, they call that "Sand."

I'm a golfer. I avoid sand.

General: Rip it out from here. Rip it straight up.

I bet you pull it Right out.

1...2...3...4...

5...6.

You're doing good. Quiet.

You're doing good. Zip it.

You know, after the telephone Was invented,

Your great-great grandfather Was the first man

To ever call in sick To work.

That was a historic moment For the raymer family.

[ laughter ]

He's got A lot of problems.

He's definitely my dad. Geez.

Your dad's worst slack-off

Is when we built the tank For the kiss monster mini golf.

We found out The actual members of kiss

Were gonna be there For the tank unveiling.

Brett: We planned a bow-front tank with The iconic kiss logo inside.

There were l.E.D. Lights Illuminating the letters,

And the whole thing Was surrounded by amplifiers.

It was like a mini concert.

We had guys making sure The letters were perfect.

And we had even more guys

Setting up The 400 l.E.D. Lights.

Oh, dude. That's bright.

That's gonna be good, I think.

We got to do A test run on this.

Check that out. What do you think of that?

Agnes: oh, my god! That's so cool!

Everybody was on board Except for the general.

[ telephone rings ]

Brett: Instead of doing his job,

He was taking vendors On a tour of atm.

And the only reason why He was doing that

Was to weasel himself A free lunch.

Hey, I was thinking about Getting some lunch.

My favorite, Not too far from here,

It's a great deli.

It's got great food. It's got great soup.

Well, you got time? Yeah, yeah. I got time.

I'll buy you lunch.

That sounds good to me. Thank you.

Let's go. All right. Come on.

Not one free lunch, But two in one day.

This guy has A serious pastrami addiction.

So, um, what are you doing Right now?

Well, I'm planning on Going out to lunch.

Interested or...?

Yeah, no. I'm always interested.

Well, let's go. Okay, let's go.

Come on.

Work needed to be done. You were nowhere to be found.

[ telephone ringing ] Tanks had to be shipped,

And you were at the deli, Stuffing your face.

Well, what do you want?

I have a weakness For cured meat.

Is that such a big deal?

Here he comes.

What? How many lunches You have today?

What do you mean? I went out to lunch one time!

I think You went out twice. I know he did.

You know what? That's crazy.

You don't get any Special treatment around here,

Just 'cause you're my dad. You're right!

You get one-hour lunch -- That's it. You're right.

And you only go to one -- One hour, one.

No special treatment?

I get especially treated Like dirt

From my son And my son-in-law.

Hey, you want some cheese With that wine? [whine]

[ laughter ]

You want to bet?

You know what? I'll bet.

I'll make a bet with you that You went out to two lunches.

If I win, you dress up As a kiss character.

If you win, I'll dress up. Want to bet on it?

You know what? You got a deal.

Whoever loses, The rest of us are all winners.

General: I'm getting too old For this.

Hey, you were so sure That I couldn't prove

That you went out To two lunches.

But you forgot -- I got cameras All over the place.

Hey, listen, I'm an old man.

I'm not as sharp As I used to be.

I don't even remember The track suit

That I wore yesterday.

[ laughs ]

Is that two times In one day?

Caught on the cameras?

Um...

You know what?

I forgot that maybe I went out For the second lunch.

You remember What the bet was?

Yeah, um...

You had to dress -- I got to dress up Like kiss.

Heather: Can I ask you a question?

Yeah. Do you know Who kiss is?

"Kiss" is a person?

Kiss -- I thought it was A chocolate kiss.

Yeah, that's what I thought it was.

No, kiss is a rock band.

They're not having you dress up As chocolate.

You got to dress up Like one of these guys.

Are you...?!

[ laughter ]

Are you kidding me?!

This is what you bet me?

Full hair, Full makeup, full --

Oh, no! Oh, no!!

I'd just like To thank you, irwin.

Your lack of self-control

Led us to one Of the greatest moments at atm.

"Greatest?" How about most terrifying?

There's drains in this room, And it actually --

Wayde: Okay, so the tank's on The second floor right here.

You go down in the basement.

It comes through this door Right here.

Aaaaah!

[ laughter ]

Brett: you look like A psychedelic penguin.

General gene! [ laughs ]

Aaaaah!

You're scaring me Right now.

You're scaring The crap out of me.

Just look at the thighs. Look at the hair.

Aaah! Oh, my god!

What's the lesson Of the day?

The lesson of the day is Don't lose a bet.

That's right! Don't lose a bet.

Brett: all right. Coming through.

Here I come.

It's hannibal lecter's Ugly cousin.

[ laughter ]

Whoa!

Go! Oh, whoa!

[ both laugh ]

General: the general Does pay his bets.

Could you walk?

Do you have Underwear on?

[ laughter ]

Why is it the first thing that You do is look for my underwear?

Oh, my god.

[ laughs ]

* da da-da da-da *

That was a good Gene simmons impression, pops.

Thank god That you didn't wear it

When he and the rest of kiss Showed up to see the tank.

That's right -- I might have Been mobbed by fans.

3...2...1. 3...2...1.3...2...1.

Crowd: whoa!

[ applause ]

Fantastic.

Brett: The lights, the letters -- Everything was perfect.

The band loved it.

This is a kiss-worthy tank. This is awesome.

The kiss-themed tank For monster mini golf

Came in at 480 gallons,

It weighed 4,800 pounds,

And we have four fish in there

That represent each member Of the band --

A lionfish, the clown grouper,

The heniochus, And the personifer.

Wow! Look at that!

I had a vision.

Is this where You get it from?

How about A hand fish tank? Really?

Brett and his mom? [ scoffs ]

They're like two peas in a pod.

On this special episode Of "Tanked,"

We're gonna talk About the atm family

And show you some footage That's never been seen before.

Next up is a tank We did for my mom.

And if you think working

With my dad every day Is stressful,

That's nowhere near As stressful

As the one tank we did For my mom.

Let me tell you something --

I regressed Right back to childhood.

We were in florida,

And we stopped by To visit brett's mom

At her favorite nail salon.

The next thing I know, We were building her a tank.

Come on.

There she is. Mom.

Hey, ma. Oh, my god! My son!

Hello! How are you? Watch my nails! They're wet!

I haven't seen you In such a long time! I know.

This is wayde. This is my mom.

Hi, ma. Hi. Nice to meet you.

It was so nice to meet your mom After all these years.

But she caught me off guard With her sales pitch

To the owner Of the nail salon.

They could build anything For you.

I'm open to ideas.

I had a vision.

Is this Where you get it from?

She's got a vision.

Brett: Sounds like me.

I didn't know that visions Could be genetic.

Now they both got visions?!

A hand. A what?

A hand fish tank... Really?

...Where the fish just swim Right up into the nails.

Brett and his mom? [ scoffs ]

They're like two peas in a pod.

This one's got a vision. That one's got a vision.

Build a hand.

My family likes fish.

I like the thought Of just junking that old desk

Right there, Putting something elaborate.

Come here to see your mom and Now you're selling fish tanks.

I'm not selling fish tanks. She's selling fish tanks.

What about A nail polish bottle?

A nail polish bottle?

If you can do it, we got a deal. That's awesome.

Brett: My mom's a pretty good Salesperson.

Maybe we should bring her On the team.

[ scoffs ] That's just what I need.

Your father, your sister, Now your mom? Puh!

[ laughs ]

Man, even back in vegas,

Your mom was constantly Calling you

For a status update On the tank.

I know. I know.

She's always trying To change my status, too.

The tank's coming along Great, mom. It really is.

Matter of fact, We're working on it as we speak.

I need you Out in the shop. I got to go.

All right, mom. That's great.

All right, look. I got to go.

I love you. Take care.

What is this? You're on The phone with your mommy.

Come on. We got to check the top Out to the nail polish tank.

What does that mean -- "The bones are all there"?

That's a term they used to use Back in the day

For a girl with a pretty face And an extra-large tush.

[ laughs ] Your mom must have got Underneath your skin.

I never seen you so worried About a tank before.

I came out here to see a tank, And this is what I get?

You were on the phone With your mother.

I'm like, "Ma, yeah, I'm looking at the tank."

This is what I'm looking at?

What is this, guys? Come on.

Little more progress.

Dude, we're trying To figure out the angle.

This is a lot of work.

Listen, we'll do it right For your mom.

You know, she gets Her nails done there.

She's all worried,

Like maybe they're not Gonna do her nails anymore

If this thing Doesn't come out right.

Is she getting Free nails done now?

I think she should, With all this work. I would hope she would.

Knowing she's my mom, Probably.

She probably made A couple bucks on it.

I wouldn't be surprised.

[ laughs ]

While the guys in the shop Finished the tank...

We picked out Some awesome fish.

I think they'll go well In that aquarium.

And, plus, they got A pretty cool little pattern.

And they got Little dots, little spots,

Different colors --

I mean, that's kind of How nails are.

One of the crown jewels Of the hawaiian fish

Is the chevron tang.

That's a pretty cool, Unique pattern.

I always see these women, They'll have four nails

That are plain,

And then on one nail, They'll have a diamond Or something really cool.

So why don't we make That the crown jewel of The tank and just get one?

I think That's a good idea.

And then... It was off to impress mommy.

Stop.

Easy. Let's go. Push.

Great.

And we're on. Perfect. Good job, guys.

Way to go.

Wayde: when we went back To florida

To install The nail polish bottle tank,

Brett got a little Unannounced visit...

About three hours Too early.

Hi, honey.

Hello, Retirement community.

Hi, mom. How are you?

Good. What's going on?

Good. It's so good to see you.

Good to see you, too. What do you think of the tank?

I think it's not finished.

Wires are hanging.

There's no cap on the top. It's very hazy.

It's all coming. I mean, we got a cap for it.

The haziness is gonna go away In a little.

It's gonna be ready For tonight.

This is where I meet All my friends

And I just don't want To be embarrassed.

By the time I'm done, you'll be The mayor of this town.

I got you, mom. Don't worry.

God. Pain in the neck.

Man, I'm having flashbacks.

When my mom came in And started nagging me,

It felt like I was 14.

Wayde: I think brett's mom Will be proud of him.

This tank is so cool.

A lot of people Are gonna come in

For nanis and pedis -- Nanis? Manis? "Manis," is it?

"Nanis and" -- mani. Mani?

Mani. Mani and pedis.

Oh, my god.

Honey, You did me proud.

You like that, ma? I love it.

Oh, my goodness. It's beautiful.

Thank goodness My mom loved the tank.

She was hounding And hounding and hounding.

Oh, I can stay here forever.

There would have been Hell to pay

If this tank didn't Meet up to her standards.

Woman: Oh, my god.

Wow. Woman #2: awesome.

The nail polish bottle tank Stands eight feet tall,

Holds 450 gallons,

And it's so big that Eight people can relax together

While drying their nails.

We made a good team. It was a collaborative effort.

Thank you. Oh, thank you.

[ smooches ] I love you.

Wayde: we nailed it! Brett: we nailed it!

Oh, easy. Watch the clear coat.

Ooh. [ laughs ]

Brett: and now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: The answer is "C," tetras.

These fish stay in groups 'cause it increases

Their ability to defend Their territory and their family

Against predators.

Welcome back to this "Tanked" Special -- "Nuclear family."

Besides the actual relatives We have here at atm,

There's also a cast Of characters

That have become family Throughout the years.

Yo! [ cheering ]

Waaaaah!

Why anybody would want to join This dysfunctional bunch --

It's beyond me.

Do they really have A choice?

Nah, not really. [ laughs ]

[bleep]

[bleep]

Redneck walked into atm 15 years ago, looking for work.

Yeah, and I hired him On the spot.

He's been kind of like My right-hand man ever since.

Yeah, he's our country-bumpkin Grumpy uncle.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Why is your shirt off?

'cause it's gonna get wet.

The country boy's Had a hard time

Adjusting to the bright lights Of the big city.

Brett: sometimes, there's A little bit of a culture shock,

Like the time We had him deliver a tank

To the heart Of new york city.

[ truck honks ]

Hey, you -- get the hell Out of the road!

You want me to run your ass over Or what?!

Dude, I could have drove a horse And got here faster.

I could have, too.

A horse is a lot smaller Than a 26-foot truck!

Riding horses and tractors On the highway

Is frowned upon here, But he's learning.

You know, redneck's real slow On the forklift, dude.

You know that, right?

It's not like he's riding A horse or something.

No cooking possum, No lunch, no nothing.

Let's rock 'n' roll.

We have to make the props For the refrigerator tank.

Don't make it Like his fridge,

'cause then there'd be, like, A neck bone

And, like, a deer antler, All right?

Okay, maybe we aren't that good At making redneck feel at home.

But we got him Something very special

To help make the transition From backwoods to civilization

A little bit easier --

His very own trailer Out back.

Wayde: It's convenient to have redneck Living right out back,

But, sometimes, it comes back To bite us in the ass.

Do you remember When we told him

We had to build an 18-foot Shark tank in one week?

A week?!

Talk about getting Your stirrups in a bunch.

[ laughter ]

Are you frickin' nuts?!

I think we can do it. This is ridiculous.

No!

You're an idiot!

I'm so through With this [bleep]

Oh, my god, relax. I'm done!

[ door slams ]

That's the angriest redneck I've ever seen in my whole life.

Redneck was only out back In the trailer,

But when he's mad... It's like fort knox.

Yo. Redneck.

Come on, seriously, We got a lot of work.

Redneck: go away.

We're not leaving, dude.

We're not leaving.

You better have Your seat belt on.

There's nothing you guys can do To get me out of here.

Luckily, I knew the way To soothe the savage redneck --

With some red meat And an ice-cold beer.

I hope you're hungry.

It's gonna take more Than that.

Come on, dude.

Look at those. They're almost burned.

Come on, dude, Come on.

Why should I come out?

Wayde: watch this. Come on. Try that.

That ain't bad. Not bad, right?

Just help me out.

We filled his belly, And he went back to work.

Bada boom, bada bing.

Frankie has his son dom to thank For leading him to atm.

Say, "What's up?" Little dom.

What's up?!

We all met at a party, And dom and my son bryce

Became insta-friends.

Yeah, he's part employee And part little brother.

We need someone To get in the tank. Ha! You're joking, right?

No. We're dead serious. Think we're getting in?

Hey, do you think Maybe we can

Get board shorts On these mannequins?

I feel a little uncomfortable Getting in the -- in the tank.

Get in the tank. Come on.

Ha! He looks like a fish.

He can't even swim. Look at him.

He's stuck. Look at houdini.

Bang. [ thud ]

Oh!

[ both laugh ]

Somebody, Get this kid a helmet!

Unfortunately, When there's no one below you

On the totem pole,

You're gonna be the target Of some pranks.

The best one Was the ice bar.

Yeah, we were commissioned To build a jellyfish tank

To fit inside a bar that was Made entirely of sculpted ice.

The temp in the bar Is 20 degrees.

They even provide Special clothes for you

To wear in there.

We've got 90 tons of ice.

90 tons of ice?

I can't feel my toes.

Brett: the minus5 ice bar tank Will sit on a stand

At the perfect viewing height For customers.

We'll fill it with jellyfish

Because they can survive In cooler waters.

We started looking For ideas

Of how to surround this tank In ice.

But something wayde said Sparked an even better idea.

It's cool in here, bro.

If it was cool in there,

We knew it was gonna Be brutally cold during The tank install.

Yeah, and we didn't tell Frankie.

[ laughter ]

I need you to put Some shorts on, all right? Yeah, no problem.

It's gonna be A sauna in there.

If you wear sweats, You're gonna die.

You're gonna sweat Like crazy in there.

All right, promise. Done.

You guys Gonna bring this in?

Yeah. All right.

Frankie: [bleep]

Wayde: hey!

[ laughter ]

You guys are real funny -- Real funny.

Shorts?

Brett: you needed to cool down A little bit.

No, it's freezing in here, Dude -- freezing!

Here. These will help you.

[ laughter ]

Dude, it's gonna be A quick install. Don't worry about it.

Yeah, a quick 15-hour install.

There you go. Perfect.

Dude.

Wayde: I took pity on him And gave him a coat.

A very pretty coat.

[ laughter ]

Eventually, I got him The right gear to Finish the install...

Ohh.

...Which turned out to be longer When the power went out.

Robbie: It just popped the circuit.

We're down.

Yeah, and the bar Could have melted down.

Wayde: ohh. I almost felt sorry For the kid...

But he made it through, And so did the tank.

Wayde: the ice-bar tank In the monte carlo --

It weighs a half a ton,

It's filled With glowing moon jellies,

It took us 20 hours to install,

And it's kept at 60 degrees In a 23-degree room.

Yeah, that tank Was one of my favorites.

And frankie remains One of our favorites, too.

Yo!

It's frankie!

Ahh!

To another atm masterpiece.

Yes. Cheers.

Na zdorov'e.

Agnes came into the family In a different way.

Tell 'em, big guy.

Yeah, I was actually In the market for an exotic car.

So, I met agnes. She was a sales rep On the floor.

So, you know what? She was so good, I brought her to atm,

Where she uses Her kick-ass car-selling skills

To sell fish tanks.

And she pays me back

By going along With brett's stupid pranks,

Like the grease On the telephone.

[ laughing ] Look at agnes.

What's so funny?

We'll laugh later.

I got so much work to do,

And you guys Are just goofing around.

Agnes hasn't stopped breathing, And she's dying over here.

Agnes: I'm not part of the family,

But I definitely Feel like the little sister

To wayde and brett.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm feeling fine. Why?

Well, you got bad gas. I want to make sure You're all right.

[ fart sounds ]

[ laughing ] You're so stupid.

You're a buffoon.

[ fart sounds ]

[ laughs ]

As much as I like Teasing her,

It was kind of cute How excited she got

About the kiss tank.

You're gonna get To meet them.

Oh! I'm so excited!

Are you serious? I swear to god. I'm not lying.

I really Get to meet them? Yeah.

I'm planning an outfit. You know that, right?

Agnes: I don't really get Starstruck all that much,

But this is gene simmons And paul stanley

We're talking about.

Kiss are rock legends,

And I've been known To have a thing for bad boys,

Especially if they're in a band.

My poor mom.

Heather: Excuse me, gene?

This is agnes. Hi. I'm your biggest fan.

It's a pleasure.

Thank you for letting us do this For you guys.

And then we Go like that. Oh, my god.

Agnes: He touched my hand.

I'm never washing it ever, ever! Mwah! I love it.

Thank you so much. Oh, thank you.

[ cheers and applause ]

Wayde: And how does she thank me For giving her a great job?

She looks up to me and gives me Nothing but respect.

[ laughing ] Yeah, right.

Idiot!

Since we're talking about The "Tanked" family,

We have to give you a look At our nutty lives at home.

Over here, We have a 600-gallon atm tank.

I built it, of course.

You got to be there. What's going on here?

Wayde: Getting the whole raymer And king posse out the door

Can be harder than building Some of these tanks.

Go get your shoes already!

[ shouting indistinctly ] Heather!

Heather, Take care of your kids!

This is like A three-ring circus.

We're never gonna get there For the...

Aah! Let's go. Come on.

No! Aah! Aah!

Let's go!

Since we're talking about The tanked family,

We have to give you a look At our nutty lives at home,

Complete With pets and kids.

[ laughs ]

Get ready. Give her a hug.

We have an american bulldog Named electra.

And my kids, bryce and kayla -- They love her.

[ smooching ]

Your kids love her?

It looks like you're trying To wake up sleeping beauty.

I know the same thing goes on In your household.

My daughters, morgan and taylor, Love our dogs, rolex and prada.

[ barks ]

And of course, There's fish here, too.

We have a koi pond...

And a tank that started it all.

Over here, We have a 600-gallon atm tank.

I built it, of course.

It's one of the first ones Built in vegas.

I've had that tank For 15 years.

And our love for all animals Made the tank we built for petco

Perfect for us.

[ barks ]

This headquarters here is crazy. It's kind of like atm.

The employees here get to bring Their pets to work every day.

There's dogs. There's little guinea pigs.

There's lizards. There's turtles.

You got everything in here. Look at that.

Not big on snakes.

Yeah, let's talk about Your little snake phobia.

Let's not talk about it.

No, let's.

These tanks are gonna show off A variety of animals

In the petco family.

The centerpiece is a large, Rectangular saltwater tank

With a custom coral insert.

On each side of it will be An acrylic cylinder.

One is a freshwater tank,

And one is a terrarium With a custom-built tree

That will be home To my least favorite pet --

Snakes.

To fill these tanks up With the best animals,

We went right to the source.

This is a ball python.

Oh.

They make excellent pets.

Why do you got to bring him Near me? I don't like it.

Look at this guy. He's cool.

Pet him once. Really?

That's it. All right, You can put him back now.

Even if we're a little girly About touching them,

We treat all animals Like they're our pets.

What are you trying To say?

I got this For the reptile cage.

What is it?

It's a repti fogger.

What it actually does is It puts moisture in the air.

This fogger that we're Putting in there is badass.

The green tree pythons -- They love the humidity.

They're gonna be right at home.

We're making it perfect For them.

It's like a night club -- A night club for snakes.

This is great.

Brett: the petco job had Three separate, unique tanks.

The whole thing weighed in At close to 6,000 pounds.

There's a 400-gallon Saltwater tank,

A 175-gallon freshwater tank,

And a 175-gallon terrarium

That houses a pair Of 3-foot pythons.

Our relationship Isn't all about insults.

It's also about pranks.

Brett: I'm gonna spice up Wayde's spicy chicken sandwich.

Is it spicy?

[ laughs ]

Out of all The atm relationships,

I think everybody would agree Ours is the most dysfunctional.

Yeah, but at least we put The "Fun" in "Dysfunction."

[ laughs ]

Get out of here.

Oh, that's not right.

Brett, is that your feet Or your breath?

Probably both.

[ laughter ]

Mental disorder -- That's you.

The menu's On the last page.

Take off your hat So I can see your bald head.

Can you see me now?

[ gunfire ]

Oh, jelly doughnut,

You got me!

The trickiest part About our relationship --

We're not only business Partners -- we're brothers.

I married his sister.

You know, there's one thing I don't understand --

Why didn't you come to me

To ask me permission To marry my sister?

That's easy -- 'cause you're not her dad. Thank god.

Or maybe it was that you just Dressed so tough back then,

I was a little intimated.

Oh, easy, funny guy.

But our relationship Isn't all about insults.

It's also about pranks.

I'm gonna spice up Wayde's spicy chicken sandwich.

And then spice up his drink.

Brett: We got the exterior, Which is looking good.

So...

My only concern With the tank is...

Is it good?

Yeah. It's just a little hot.

Is it spicy? A little bit.

Yeah, Mine's a little spicy, too.

Soda'll cool it down A little bit.

Ooh. I didn't even realize It was that spicy.

[ coughing ]

What's the matter?

[ laughs ]

Dude -- Take another sip. No way.

Mine ain't that hot. I know what you're doing.

That hot-sauce one Was my finest work.

Yeah, but I got you back.

Yeah, you almost got me Thrown in jail.

[ laughs ]

What's up? Hey. What's that say?

It says "Loser."

It really says "Brett's a loser."

I'm gonna go Put it on his car.

I need your help, okay?

Him driving All over the place --

The supermarket, The clubs -- whatever.

Bro.

[ screwdriver runs ]

Perfect.

[ laughter ]

Wayde: here he goes. Here he goes.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

Quiet. [ laughter ]

Dude.

He walked right by it.

[ laughter ]

I got a $400 ticket.

[ laughs ]

Oh, it's funny? Oh, that's funny.

Right here, it says -- look -- "'loser' plate on car.

Claims brother-in-law Put it on."

You know what? It's ridiculous.

My heart bleeds for you. Yeah, your heart bleeds.

You know what? I'm sitting here, Having hot sauce.

You thought it was funny then, Huh? It was funny, right?

You know what? I'm not paying this. You're paying it.

I'll take care of this, All right? No, you say You're gonna pay it --

Not "Take care of it,"

'cause "Take care of it" means You can tuck it in your drawer.

Say, "I will pay it."

All right, I'll pay this ticket. Okay? Got it?

All right, I'm fair with that. All right, good.

One thing we agree on Are prices so good,

We can't keep them To ourselves.

We have to share them With childhood friends.

Who are our customers, too.

Yeah. [ laughter ]

Dad, you remember The howard brothers?

Yeah, yeah, I remember The howard brothers.

They own an appliance store Now on long island. Really?

Yeah. Those guys were pranksters.

They used to leave dog poop In a bag on my back porch.

[ laughter ]

When the howard brothers heard That wayde and I started atm,

They didn't want to Miss a chance to have Their old friends

Build them a tank To cap off their New showroom.

Yeah... And bust balls.

[ laughter ]

You guys are still buying The two-for-one shoes.

Wayde: oh, there they are. Look at that.

How's your diet Going?

[ laughter ]

That's why they wear black. It's slimming.

Absolutely. See? You're learning.

The howard brothers kind of Remind me of wayde and myself,

So I wanted their tank To be extra special.

I think It just hit me.

Why don't we turn this fridge Into an aquarium?

It'll be unbelievable. We got to do it.

Always got to Open your mouth.

It's sold already. These guys are sold.

It's done. It's done. They love it.

As always, Brett shoots off his mouth,

And I'm backed Into the corner.

Oh, come on. It doesn't happen every time.

As soon as you said New york,

I started thinking Maybe subway car.

I'm thinking, like, A giant baseball.

With, like, some stitching On the baseball.

What about we do an aquarium On the pitcher's mound?

Well, what about An actual bed itself,

Like what the mattress Sits on?

You know, maybe put a little Dart board.

I'm thinking taxi cab.

Maybe statue of liberty.

[ sighs ]

Wayde: After we finally got The fridge gutted,

We had to retrofit the tank

To fit inside And get the doors back on.

Brett: Nick made some props,

And we figured out a way

To permanently share The atm family

With the howard family.

Wayde: 1, 2, 3. Get that corner up.

Sure, we're gonna deliver An amazing tank,

Including custom cabinets That were built for the tank

By our friends from Artisans of the valley.

They do an amazing job.

But we were also Gonna have a little fun.

All right, Let's get the props in.

The fish were loaded,

And it was time To unveil the masterpiece.

Look at this. Check this out.

Oh, my god. That's perfect.

You walk In this front door --

Boom, the first thing That hits you.

People are gonna be Blown away by it.

It's, like, perfect.

Hey, look at the jars of food -- Got their pictures on it.

Wayde: We decided we wanted to do All custom theming in the tank,

Like ketchup, mustard, Salad dressings.

Figured I'd get you back For all those years of pranks.

[ laughter ]

This thing looks so much Like a real refrigerator,

It's incredible. It's unbelievable.

But I'd really like to see That water dispenser work.

Why don't we give it a try?

Oh, that's incredible.

Yeah, baby! It works.

Hey, you know that's coming Out of the fish tank, right?

Ohh!

I'm only kidding, dude. Oh, I thought You were serious.

That's fresh, Filtered water. I saw the fish in there.

I figured you didn't Hook it up right.

Wayde: That fridge tank's 140 gallons And weighs over 2,000 pounds.

So, what do you think your Customers are gonna think?

They're gonna be Blown away.

We do pretty good work, Bro.

Yes, we do.

And the best part -- We have fun doing it.

We do.

Dude, look at your boy. Look how rad I look.

Stay...Good.

[ laugh ] Breathing out... Good. Again.

Don't force him.

What are you doing?

Oh, you're trying to tilt me.

You think you're funny.

[ grunts, laughs ]

Look over there For a minute.

[ laughter ]

You want to Be certified, huh?

And we share the fun With everyone.

Yeah, because they deserve A reward, too.

This is gonna be fun. Let's go.

I got a big surprise For you. Woman: surprise?

Everybody's been working Really hard, so we got something

That we want to cool You guys off a little bit.

Man: beer?

Snowball fight!

[ laughter ]

Man: sorry... Ohh!

[ laughter ]

Agnes: Don't put it in my hair!

Who said it doesn't snow In vegas?

To the best Brother-in-laws.

What a good dude. Thank you.

[ laughs ]

Oh, dude, You better run. Ugh.

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