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Wayde: On this episode of "Tanked"...

We got two incredible jobs Coming up.

Bart scott from The new york jets.

I want to take The whole fish tank thing

And I want to put it On steroids.

So, saveology.Com, We're one of the biggest E-tailers in the country.

So, it's got to be Really over-the-top

'cause we don't mess around.

Neither do we.

Brett: come on. Keep going.

Make sure the door Don't swing open.

So how are we gonna smash it Down two inches?

Whoa! [ laughing ] Oh, my god!

Look at that. [ laughing ] Oh!

Holy cow, man.

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

-- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com

We're on our way to see a great Former client, bart scott.

He's a linebacker On the new york jets.

He gave us a call, And he has a huge new project.

So, we're off to jersey To go see him.

Bigger than I remembered.

[ door bell rings ]

Fellas. Hey!

What's going on, bro? What's going on?

How you guys been? Good to see you, man.

Come on in, man. Let's do it. Come on.

Off to the man cave.

We built bart a 450-gallon tank Last year for his man cave.

Hey, man, The tank's been awesome, man.

Oh, cool. It's looking good.

I come here all the time. It keeps me sane.

You're on such a high When you're playing football,

And you have to come down And relax.

You can't get mad At fish, man. Exactly.

What you got in the bucket, Man?

Wayde and I drafted for you. We drafted some fish.

You draft Some fish first round?

We drafted some fish First round, right?

You know, these fish are green And white just like the jets.

So, we got some green chromis.

Nice.

Got these fish perfectly Acclimated for your tank.

I never seen A green fish before.

Man, The fish look awesome, man.

But I got a surprise For you guys.

I got a huge renovation Going out back.

And I want something Over-the-top.

Hopefully you guys Can help me out. Yeah, no doubt.

Let's go out back.

I want to take the whole fish Tank thing that we had inside

And I want to put it On steroids.

I want it bold. I want it extravagant.

I want it over-the-top.

Outside? Outside.

And then I was thinking about Putting it right here.

Wifey gave me the okay To spend a little money.

[ laughs ]

It's amazing that an nfl star Needs permission from his wife

To spend money.

Yeah. I'd like to find out How he gets her to say yes.

No, you're missing My whole point.

I'm a huge koi fan. My kids are huge koi fans.

You know, And they're so resilient.

They can be outside.

I don't have to worry About them.

The problem with a koi pond Is you always have to walk

And you're usually Looking down into it.

I want to be able to look up.

So, you want to look actually Into it, see right into it.

I want to look into it.

I want to look into it, And I want to look down at it.

Okay.

I want a waterfall To a waterfall,

And I want to be able To look up to it.

But then I also want to be able To see it at the same level.

Everything here is level. Everything is sexy, has curves.

I want it round. I want it concave and convex.

Got it. That's right.

My geometry teacher Would be proud of me. There you go.

Yeah, that's no problem. We could do that.

Geysers. Geysers?

I want dancing waterfalls. I want everything lit up.

Dancing waterfalls?

Anything else, bart? Why stop there?

You're wife said "Spend."

We can definitely make Dancing waterfalls.

And we can make the fountains Do the end zone dance --

Like when you're get your Touchdown, you do a little...

Nice. Throw the ball down.

I think that's a 10-yard penalty Right there.

See? That's what I'm saying!

You get kicked out of the league For that one. [ laughs ]

Take this blank canvas,

And make it a beautiful, Abstract painting.

I want to wow everybody.

When they come over here And they come to club aqua,

I want them to be -- "Club aqua." I love it.

You like that, right? I love it.

I get the membership card? Membership card.

Perfect. Half-off.

This is definitely Gonna be a project. I told you I had one for you.

You did. I love it. I'm excited.

I got faith in you, Though. I can't wait.

I can't wait For the dancing fountains.

Exactly. Me neither.

Brett: Club aqua will definitely not be

Your average backyard pond.

Two tiered, Above-ground koi ponds

Will each hold 5,000 gallons Of water.

13-foot curved windows Will allow viewing

Right through each pond.

A waterfall will run into The 6 1/2-foot-tall pond

And then overflow Into the lower pond.

And if that's not Enough water action,

Fountains in the middle of each Pond will light up at night.

Can't wait To get this party started.

Guys, I love your plan.

I just have One last minor request.

Yeah, no problem. I want you guys To pick out my fish.

It's like picking out Little babies.

There you go. Adopting fish.

Pick them out? Well, we go to a Supplier and just pick them out.

No problem. No doubt.

No, no, I want you guys To actually get in there.

I want you guys to get them With your bare hands

And go pick out the fish.

I love fish, But what I don't love

Is when they squirm around In my hands.

Yeah, but the only way To get the exact ones you want

Is to hand-catch them Yourself.

True dat.

Wayde: that's great. Definitely. We're doing it.

Nice. Good.

These fish are gonna be like My family,

So I want you to pick out The biggest and brightest fish.

And I'll even name them Brett and wayde.

Not a problem. Definitely.

Hey, it feels pretty good To say, "It's not a problem."

Now I know why You say it all the time.

Yeah, we'll see if you're saying It when the koi come nibbling.

[ both laugh ]

It can't hurt you. It's not an alligator.

No, I know. This is a piece of cake.

That sounds like a plan. All right, I'm in.

Appreciate the fish, too, man. It's beautiful.

Oh, man, no problem.

This is a huge job, and we still Have another consult to go to.

Brett: oh, Look on the bright side.

We're going to saveology's Headquarters in sunny florida.

South beach, baby!

So, saveology.Com,

We're one of the biggest E-tailers in the country.

We basically Save people money.

We have millions Of customers,

And we send them All types of deals.

Our corporate philosophy Is to keep people happy

And motivated and passionate For what they do.

And also obviously Very, very productive.

So, what we did was

We put in all these really fun, Creative amenities.

We put in a putting green. We have a barbershop.

We have a gym that They can play basketball in.

We give away free candy.

Brett: this place is awesome.

And people are very excited To work here,

And we're able to retain A lot of employees.

That's cool.

We should have some cool things At atm,

Like a skee-ball machine.

Yeah. What you need -- More distractions.

And one of the things That we wanted to do

Is come up with An unbelievable, huge aquarium

That will really be a mainstay And a main piece.

We love the nature, The outdoors.

We love fish,

And we always dreamt of having That most amazing aquarium.

This is the space Where we want this tank.

It can't just be, you know,

One of these little, Cheesy-looking tanks.

Obviously, you've seen The way we operate here.

We don't do things, You know, half-assed. I think what he's trying to say Is we don't mess around.

We don't mess around. We brought you down For a reason.

Neither do we. Okay.

We're saveology. You know, we save people money.

They save money.

Let's do something, you know, With what they do.

Let me ask you a question. When you save your money, Where do you put it?

Dude, I'm married To your sister. She spends it all.

Yeah, no, seriously What do you do with it?

Seriously what do you do With it? I put it in the bank.

Then maybe a big piggy bank. A big, huge one right here.

A what?

Like a piggy bank Or something. In the shape of a pig?

We don't want a pig In the middle of our place.

Well, When you go to a bank,

You put your jewelry In where?

Put into a safe. Like the vault -- The big thing.

Ooh, that I like. And we'll put a real, Working door on there possibly

Like an actual safe door.

How do put a door? The water's gonna fall out. No, no, no.

No, you won't -- the aquarium's Gonna be on the inside.

It's all facade. It's gonna look like it.

Don't worry now. Trust me.

You both said you guys Are fish guys, right? Yeah.

Is there any specific fish That you like?

Anything that you like Specifically want Inside the aquarium?

There's got to be a shark. Hey, if they want sharks, It's got to be round.

What do you mean? It can't be in a square tank?

Not really Because what happens

Is the sharks bang their nose, And they hemorrhage.

A vault, Usually they're square.

How you gonna make it Round?

It's gonna be a cylinder Aquarium that takes --

A safe that goes Right on top over it.

Correct. I understand. That's it.

If I build it, It's gonna be nice. Just make it happen.

Is that supposed to be A stack of gold bars?

Yes. Oh, boy.

It looks like a chimney!

General: This is a fountain?

Heather: where's The fountain part of it?

Wayde: all right, guys.

We got two big projects Coming up.

One is a company In south florida,

And it's called saveology.

The place is huge.

Yeah, the place is crazy. They got basketball courts.

They have a barbershop For their employees.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Brett was in there For hours. [ laughs ]

What we came up As a concept

Is actually to make A safe tank -- a vault.

Wayde: this 700-gallon tank Shaped like a cylinder

Is gonna be golden.

Jewels will be scattered All around the coral insert.

A stack of gold bars dead center Will be protected by two sharks.

All of this will be surrounded By a vault facade

With cut-out windows that You can see on all four sides.

One side will be A working vault door,

Which opens up to reveal The treasures on the inside.

The next job Is pretty cool, too.

It's actually in new jersey, And it's our old friend --

Yeah, bart scott From the new york jets.

It's a double-tiered pond.

So, he wants this really Exquisite fountain display.

Fountains? Yeah, it's fountains.

Fountains? Yeah.

I think I can make fountains.

But just remember

What he asked us for Is he wants something big,

Over-the-top Like the casinos are.

You know, They go a little crazy.

And I don't want A redneck fountain either

Where you take a garden hose and Attach it to something, okay?

He's gonna come out With a slip'n slide.

[ laughter ]

Yeah, yeah, please.

[ laughs ]

Brett and I spoke to Bart scott's contractor

About the tank measurements.

He finished the base To the koi pond.

Now, with these measurements,

We got to make the acrylic An exact fit.

Yeah. Hey.

You know the football player Guy bart scott?

This is for his back yard.

The general contractor just Shaped the whole pond right now,

So these match exactly, Okay?

So, we got to bend the acrylic In the oven

And make it exactly the whole Full length of this channel

That you see here All the way down.

They're making two ponds, so we Got to make two different molds.

We got to get this done Pretty quick

And then ship them All the way to new jersey.

So, we have to make sure That it's exact.

'cause if it doesn't fit when we Get there, I'm gonna come and...

[ clicks tongue ]

Correct. We got to do it once And get it right.

How long?

Brett: like two weeks.

Two weeks? Phew.

Brett: while chuy is starting The mold for bart scott's pond,

Wayde and I are heading over To stage house.

These are the guys That are making the facade

For our saveology aquarium.

Hey. What's going on, fellas? Hey. What's going on, man?

So, tell us What we got going on here.

We got some mock-up columns.

And we want to kind of Put them up,

Put them in place. Let' do it.

Oh, I see How they're gonna go.

So, the door's gonna open up Right here?

Yes, sir.

And that's like the thing Right here.

But do you have anything

So I can get a sense Of the tank itself?

Um... I got it. Hold on. Hold on.

[ grunts ]

Yo! Oh, look at this.

The guy thinks he's tony atlas Over here, right?

Bubblehead finds bubble wrap.

[ laughs ] They're practically related.

Brett: [ grunts ] Look at that.

That was a good choice, "B."

See? Now, it's not as tall.

That's using your head.

But it's close in diameter.

Well, you know what, guys? I'm really excited.

You did some fantastic work So far.

You guys rock, man. Thanks a lot, my fellas. All right. Thank you very much.

All right. You got it, man. We'll see youse all soon. All right.

I love that they get to Play games all day long

At saveology headquarters.

I figured our team deserves A little fun, too.

Especially me!

General: nice and easy. Line it up.

Heather: ohh.

[ laughs ]

Hey, this is great.

Brett: Do it redneck style.

Aw! [ laughter ]

Agnes: watch this.

Ready? This is it. I'm ready.

This is it. General: this is it.

[ groans ] So close. Yeah. You're all right.

It's on the way To costa rica.

So close.

[ laughs ]

This is the best idea You've ever had.

Redneck: Hey, look who it is.

It's no good, guys.

This radius has to come down To 23.

It won't fit In bart scott's pond.

We're building a vault tank

For a company in south florida Called saveology.

Their office Is 100,000 square feet of fun.

I thought I would bring that Philosophy here...

Agnes: Oh, that was so close.

Do it redneck style.

...Until wayde came to work.

Agnes: I was so close. What's going on here?

Dude, saveology inspired me. Look at this place.

I also read that, you know,

If you give people breaks During the day,

That it provides corporate unity And they work better.

We give them breaks, dude.

Look at them now. They're all smiling.

I got work to do.

Let's go! We got work to do.

We just got raided By the golf police.

Nice, brett. Make me the bad guy.

Let me make it up to you. How about a round of golf?

How about we tackle

The mountain of work We have to do this afternoon?

Ah, or that.

Brett: redneck got back to work On the saveology insert.

Right now, He's making the gold bricks.

Hey. What's up?

Wayde: is that supposed to be A stack of gold bars?

Yes.

Oh, boy.

It looks like a chimney!

Maybe we should just make Some smoke come out of the top,

See if they want to change The theme.

Really?

It does look kind of like A chimney, dude.

And that's gonna be an issue.

You guys gave me very little To work with

On what they're wanting Other than "Gold bricks."

And now you want to come out And criticize me?

This looks like A brick of cheese.

What do you mean "A brick of cheese"?

[ laughs ]

Like sharp muenster.

It looks like A stick of butter.

What does that say?

It doesn't say "Gold." It says "Golden pearl."

"Gold." It doesn't say "Gold."

Brett: butter? Yep.

Cheese? Yep.

Gold? Nope!

And I'm gonna prove it.

Hey. Good afternoon, helen. Hi, brett.

How are you? I'm good. How are you?

Quick question.

On your first thought, What would you say this is?

A block of cheese? A block of cheese.

Well, thank you very much, Helen.

You're welcome, hon. Have a great day.

Hey, anybody tell you you're Looking really nice today?

Well, thanks, brett. You always do.

Thank you. Thanks.

Agnes. Agnes: yeah?

Got a question for you. Yeah.

First thought -- What is this?

A stick of butter? A stick of butter. Cool.

What's this look like?

I don't know. A loaf of bread?

Loaf of bread.

"Gold." Who the hell is he kidding?

Hey. What's going on?

Office survey -- I got "Cheese,"

"A stick of butter," And "A loaf of bread."

Where's the frying pan? We could make grilled cheese.

You'd know if you had a frying Pan, it'd be upside your head.

Yeah, that's funny. Listen to me. We need gold.

Do me a favor. Make this thing right, please?

Wayde: chuy. Chuy!

Chuy: yeah.

How we doing?

Okay.

Wayde: we're checking over The acrylic panels

That were just formed over A wooden mold in our oven

For the front of football player Bart scott's ponds.

Let's move this And put it down.

I want to take Some measurements.

1, 2, 3.

Bring it down.

We need the curvature Of this acrylic to be perfect.

Otherwise, it's not gonna fit

Into the custom rock work Around the pond.

It's no good, guys.

What's the matter?

We're at 25.

This radius has to come down To 23.

It won't fit in the hole.

So, how are we gonna smash it Down two inches?

Well, we got to actually get A lot of weight up here,

Bring it down Two more inches.

We got to get Some buckets up here

And let it cool a little bit More with the weight on it here.

'cause once it cools-cools, We're done.

Whoa! [ laughing ] Oh, my god!

Get off again.

Whoa! It's like an accordion.

[ imitates accordion ]

Finally, All those burgers paid off.

Yeah.

Let's get a little more weight On here. Let's match the radius.

Yeah.

Perfect. Right there.

That's dead-on nuts Right there.

Brett: redneck really wanted To make the fountains

For bart scott's koi pond.

So, we let him Take a stab at it.

Heather: what is this?

This is your fountain? This is a fountain?

Where's the fountain part Of it?

I'm not getting this. This looks Like a sprinkler system.

How much pressure are we running Through her right now?

Redneck: about 15 pounds.

We got to put bigger pumps On there

To make these things, like, You know, bigger fountains.

It's not a bad attempt.

No, it's bad.

He wants these things To do dances.

He wants, You know, lights.

He wants it -- you know, He doesn't want it redneck-ish.

Could you make these dance?

Yeah, I can make them dance.

So, what? Are you gonna run Through a hose in his back yard?

No, but you're wanting them Pulsating.

I mean, If that's possible.

* swing your partner 'round the floor *

* do-si-do, Here we go *

* swing your partner 'round *

General: The redneck shuffle. There we go.

Heather: oh, I love it!

The redneck shuffle. All right.

Oh, no.

But that's what you're saying. You want them pulsating.

This thing's not gonna shoot Through the water.

It ain't gonna work. We got to come up With something.

They got to make These floatable fountains

That we can connect Some pvc pipe to...

Get them. Get them. ...You know, Run electrical wire.

Fine.

Dude!

[ laughter ]

You're real funny. That's real funny.

Heather: I think it's funny.

[ laughter ]

Aah!

Wayde: who says we don't Have fun at the office?

Back to work. Dry off.

Well, this was All fun and games.

It was cool, but we got to make The customer happy.

Making tanks? Redneck has it down.

Making fountains? Not so much.

We're gonna call our friends At aquatic eco

To help us come up with a plan

To get these fountains Just right

For bart scott's club aqua.

Good job.

Brett: and now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: the answer is...

Female koi will breed Just one time

When the temperature warms up In the spring.

They lay up to Half a million eggs,

Which have a sticky coating

That helps them attach to rocks And aquatic plants.

Mama fish?

She's gonna have her fins full

When all these eggs Start to hatch.

We're here in los angeles With rob at exotic reef imports

To pick out fish For the saveology tank,

Which looks like a bank vault.

This is where we keep The guardians --

The guardians Of the vault.

Oh, wow.

How about the shovelnose?

Dude, I love them guys.

They look real tough and mean, And they're pretty calm.

Yeah, they are. You know, That'd be perfect.

And then how about A nice smooth-hound?

They look like Classical sharks.

These guys all eat The same thing.

They'll eat shrimp, Squid, krill.

Yes. Uh-huh.

But we need some fish -- Something that's also

Gonna fit in with the theme Of what we're doing.

How about swimming money?

It looks like money, And it swims around.

Lookdowns.

Oh, there they are. There they are.

They're beautiful. Look at those guys.

I think the best is when You got a whole bunch of them

And you're looking at them.

You don't really see them.

Then, all the sudden, they turn. They light up everything.

Brett: what about a fish To represent gold?

What about pilot fish?

I love it. I love it. They're gold.

They can pick up all the scraps That the sharks leave over.

We got everybody.

There you go. Hey!

Once again, e.R.I. In the house, Baby!

We got the fish.

Now it's time To head back to vegas

To check out the panels To see how they fit together.

There's a lot of pieces here, Huh?

It's all labeled in numbers -- 1, 2, 3, 4.

So, you have four walls And a header.

So, it's like a puzzle.

It is a puzzle.

Puzzles? Those I can handle.

This is a great opportunity

To show wayde that I'm more Than just an idea guy.

I can be hands-on, too, baby!

I think I want to be The project manager.

[ chuckles ]

I'm good At figuring things out.

Yo, a project manager has A lot of responsibility.

I could do it.

The coolest part of this tank Is the front vault door.

Yeah! Look at that.

This is definitely cool. It looks like a vault door.

It is a vault door.

You do have one piece That's critical.

You're only gonna have One key

To put this whole thing Together. Okay.

This is the key.

Put it in, twist, and it locks In to the next wall.

Redneck, don't lose this.

Make sure this thing gets to Where it's got to go, would you?

Wayde: but you're The project manager.

Yeah, I am, but I don't need To hold the key.

You can take care of the key.

Brett's first rule Of project management --

Delegation of labor.

Dude, that's my strength.

It's like a freaking ghost town.

Where is everybody?

If brett used his new title Of project manager

To give the guys a day off,

He's gonna get a whole bunch Of days off.

Dude, what's going on?

Cooking class. What do you Think's going on here?

We're having massages. Are you kidding me?

You think that's A good business move.

This is like saveology Except better.

We have massages. They don't.

They're A $100 million company. So?

You don't have to have A $100 million company

To build corporate morale.

10 minutes a day Keeps the cramps away.

What are you worried about?

Dude, there's no one Answering phones,

No one at the front door,

No one doing quotes. We got a phone system.

This is gonna make them relax And then get back to work.

Chuy, even you?

Bueno.

[ laughter ]

Funny. We'll see, guys.

[ laughs ]

Heather: he needs it More than anyone.

He does.

Man, you are tense.

All work and no play, Wayde.

Wayde: we're heading to New jersey for the installation

At bart scott's house.

But when we get there,

It doesn't look like there's Gonna be an installation.

I can't believe we come back And it's raining again.

It's always raining In jersey.

Everything is soaking wet.

The channel that holds The acrylic has to be dry

So the epoxy can set So it holds the panel in place.

Come on, guys.

We got to get this thing Warmed up.

Brett: luckily we have Some high-powered heaters

That are gonna dry the cement In no time.

We're gonna fire Those bad boys up

And cover them with some tarps.

While everything dries out,

We got to head to the koi farm To pick out some fish.

What's up, big guy? How you doing? Hey. What's up, man?

Mat mccann, buddy. Nice to see you both. Good to see you.

What's going on, man?

Wayde: We're going to the nursery Where the baby koi are growing.

And what's, like, The most expensive koi?

About $50,000. Wow.

Now, That's an expensive fish.

$50,000?!

Kids' college fund.

One fish.

Frankly, it's a toss-up.

Look how pretty. There's a lot.

Originally, the parents, They came direct from japan.

But what we've done is we've Taken those great bloodlines

And we bred them Ourselves.

And these are the very few That made it to this grade.

And what is something like One of these kois go for?

These in here are gonna go for Between $300 and $1,000 each.

Wow.

The big fish we want For bart scott's tank

Have to be caught by hand,

And bart wants me and wayde To do it.

You know, I think I'll let wayde do it.

Bart will never know The difference.

[ horn honks ]

Buddies!

What are you doing here?

He's not supposed to Be here.

Bring it in. Right there.

Get it in now, guys. Push.

It's the brick. It's hitting the brick.

Lower it a little bit.

Brett: Wayde and I are at quality koi

To pick out the very best fish By hand

For new york jets linebacker Bart scott's koi pond.

He wants wayde and I to do it. But you know what?

I think I'm gonna let wayde Tackle this one on his own.

[ horn honks ]

Buddies! Brett: What are you doing here?

I wanted to make sure you guys Weren't taking the easy route.

He's not supposed to Be here.

Now I got a linebacker to make Sure I'm going in the water.

I guess I'm going in, too.

Wayde: Are you going in, too?

Probably not. I'm the motivator.

You guys are going into The circle of trust For this one guaranteed.

All right.

Oh, this is gonna be awesome. You look like plunger joe.

Wayde: The first step to catching koi

Is to line the whole bottom Of the pond with a net.

You guys are moving Into that circle.

Brett: the net is spread out On the bottom of the pond.

Now we slowly bring the entire Net to the bank of the pond

And -- bang -- All the fish are there

For bart to choose And wayde to grab.

Wayde: Hey, I heard that.

Are you getting An adrenaline rush yet?

Do you feel it?

Bart, keep it up, man.

The price of this pond Just tripled.

Yo, brett. Brett: what?

Don't pee in that suit. Too late.

[ laughs ] Oh, nice.

Look at that, bart. Yeah, baby!

That's the mother lode.

Hey, this is the way You hand-catch fish, now.

Hey, grab that one right there. That's a nice one.

Oh, look at that. That's nice.

Ohh.

Aw! Oh, he's gone.

He escaped.

Fumble! Fumble!

Fumble!

Is he slippery? He's a fish. Of course he's slippery.

What do you think Of that one, bart?

That's a keeper Right there.

All right. Put him in the bucket.

Are these male or female? How do you tell?

Mat: right now, The males are gonna be rough

Right around the gills Right here.

Ah.

That's a trophy case Right there, baby.

Oh, here's a big orange one. Look at the colors on this one.

Brett: too much Like the bengals.

Hold on.

How about this big one?

Ah. That's what I'm talking about.

There's a big one.

Yeah.

So, I'm catching fish after fish For bart.

And brett, He's sitting on the sidelines

Like an injured player.

Yo, brett, grab that one.

I don't touch fish.

Bart: ohh. That was part of the deal.

I said I'd catch them. I didn't say I'd touch them.

[ laughs ] Overcome your fear.

There's a big daddy Right there, wayde. Wayde: hold this up.

I can't lie, man. This is awesome.

My daughter Is gonna love these fish.

They look nice, man. Much Better in the clear water. You can at least see them.

So, what's the process From here?

Mat: they're gonna have bacteria And parasites from the mud pond.

We're gonna make sure They're all clean

Before we deliver them To your house.

I can't really Thank you guys enough.

I know I hazed you guys a little Bit, put you through the mud,

But now really we're one big Team, man, one happy family.

Just remember Who caught them.

It's day two of the bart scott Koi pond install.

And surprise, surprise, It's 100% chance of rain.

Yeah, and if everything Didn't dry overnight,

We got to Start all over again.

Man, we got lucky.

Oh, that tightened up good.

Brett: is it dry enough To put the windows in?

100%. All right, Well, let's do it.

Now all we have to do

Is double-check our measurements And pop these panels in place.

Where are we at?

161 1/2.

That's 11 inches too much.

Our panel was the exact size Of the template.

Somebody made the wall Too small.

Dude, this thing's Two inches thick.

We have to cut it here.

How are we gonna cut this On-site?

It's not gonna be easy.

There's no way we could bring All of our equipment on-site.

If something goes wrong,

We can't always fix it Without going back to vegas.

We only got one chance Of cutting this.

That's it. I know. Let's do this.

We have to do this right, Otherwise we could crack it.

Easy. Don't break my window.

I don't want the saw To bind up more.

[ saw cranks ]

[ saw clangs ]

The panel is so thick. It's two inches.

When this blades Going through it,

It causes so much heat you Actually have to put water on it

To cool it down as it's cutting.

If you don't get enough water In there, it's gonna bind up.

[ saw whirring ]

You know, brett was doing a Great job with the water bottle.

Maybe the jets will give him A job being water boy.

Beautiful.

Good job, brett.

Now that's it's the right size,

We got to get this 600-pound panel into place.

Easy, guys. Be careful.

Stand it up.

But the rain has made everything Slick around here.

If the suction doesn't hold Or a guy slips,

This panel can crash and crack.

Make sure every guy Is on a suction cup

While this thing's lifting.

You know, we don't want This window to give way.

Good.

Bring it in.

Right there.

Bring it down a little bit. Just a little bit.

Get it in now, guys. Push.

It's the brick. It's hitting the brick.

Just pull it. It'll get in the hole.

Trust me. Lower it a little bit.

Bring it down.

That's how we do it!

One panel in. One to go.

Get them close, then lift.

Line your corner up in the hole.

Bring it in. Bring it in.

Pull the bottom towards you.

Pull it more.

There you go.

Get it in the hole.

Watch your fingers.

It's going in.

Bingo!

Good job. Good job.

We'll be back tomorrow To get club aqua up and running.

I woke up this morning With a panicked phone call

From darian, our east coast guy.

He's the one getting the water Ready for bart scott's pond.

All I could hear from him

Was "Dirt," "Debris," And "Muddy water."

Oh, my god, dude.

Ooh.

Whoa.

Wayde: How'd it get so bad?

It was crazy. We had like a mini tornado.

Dirt and mulch And stuff flew --

All the dirt went inside?

Everything Went into the pond.

This whole thing's Got to be drained.

We don't have enough time To do anything else.

We still got to Put the fish in.

We got to get All the lighting set up.

We got to get The fountains done. We still got to condition The water for the fish, too.

Brett: there's no way that We could put fish in right now,

And there's no way that We could reveal this to bart.

We got to power wash all this. We got to clean this up.

So, we got the power washers Here? Yep.

Okay, so, we need to drain this, Power wash it.

Now. I'll call the water guy.

This is worse Than I anticipated.

We're in trouble.

What a mess.

We left a bunch of guys at Bart scott's house to clean up

Because we have to install The saveology tank.

And wouldn't you know it?

That rain cloud over our head

Followed us All the way to florida.

Good, old florida weather.

Dude, these drops Are hurting me!

The truck pulled up, And it started pouring.

I mean, It's a hurricane going on.

If it actually gets drenched, It could ruin the product.

Look at this. Keep going.

[ grunts ]

Wayde: make sure The door don't swing open.

Watch out! Watch out! Brandon.

You got it? You got it? Yeah.

You got it, red?

Here we go, guys. Push. Push. Push.

No, we're right there. We're right where it's at.

We got to just -- Let's roll it right up,

Jack it up, push it on.

Wayde: the tank is on.

What were you worried about? I was the project manager.

What was I worried about?

Hey, are we done yet? Come on.

I want to get this facade up, Man.

I'm ready to do this, red.

Can I start bringing stuff in?

I'm working on it. Dude, he's putting the pump on For the skimmer right now.

You can only get two hands in Down there.

Can I at least start Bringing the sand in?

Why don't you carry it in, And I'll finish this with him.

All right, I'm gonna get The stuff. All right. All right.

Next time brett wants to be A project manager,

Just keep him away from me. I got you.

Nature's ocean, baby.

Don't make a mess up there.

Redneck: My bricks are not good enough.

My gold is not gold enough.

And then brett's trying to tell Me how to put sand in a tank.

I don't think so.

I've about had enough Of brett managing.

I'm gonna go take A nice, long break.

You guys ready To crack this safe?

Brett: let's do it.

Holy cow, man.

Now it stops, right?

The rain has cleared up.

Let's get this nutri-seawater In here.

The vault tank install Is halfway done,

And everything's accounted for.

Nothing could go wrong While I'm project manager.

Bring it in closer.

Now, Don't these lock together?

Yeah, where's the key And the bolts?

Why are you asking me?

Listen, project manager

Is supposed to know everything That's going on.

Floods, the rain, The weather, leaks,

And all this And where's your men.

"Floods, the rain, The weather"?

Yeah. A project manager Knows everything.

Oh, okay.

Where's redneck? I gave him the key at the shop.

He's supposed to have All the keys and screws

And the bolts And everything.

You're in charge. You find it.

I'm gonna call him.

[ cellphone rings ]

[ cellphone rings ]

Hello.

Redneck? Where are you?

I'm around. Just "Around"?

All right, when you ask me For your paycheck,

I'm gonna say, "It's just around." Where's the key?

What key?

The key to put The safe together.

Oh, that key.

I need you back here now.

Redneck, hurry up.

I'm being sabotaged By the redneck.

It thought you wanted everybody To take breaks to boost morale.

How's that working out For you?

Yeah, Not too good right now.

Dude, where you been? What's on your nose?

Where you been?

I went to the beach. You knew you had the key,

And you was trying to stick it To me, weren't you?

No. No, dude. I forgot I had the key.

Yeah, you "Forgot." Could I have the key, please?

Yeah.

Your day for relaxing Is over.

I'm the project manager,

And I'm telling you You need to start working.

Wayde: the key is just like A house key.

You put the two walls together,

Put it in, twist, turn, boom, Presto, it's locked.

Grab that corner, brett. There you go. Nice and slow.

This is definitely a lot harder Than it looked.

The day I volunteered To be the project manager

'cause I thought It was gonna be simple?

Guess what? It ain't that simple.

What did it teach you?

Teach me Not to open my mouth.

[ laughing ] There you go.

On a scale of 1 to 10, Brett's project manager --

I'd say he's about a five. He still has room for gr--

A five? You have room for growth.

Hand me the bacteria.

Done.

Wayde: These are lookdowns.

Beautiful.

They look like silver coins.

The silver's reflecting. You see the gold reflecting.

So, you're seeing A lot of gold and silver.

Nice.

What do we got next? Pilot fish?

This is the real gold For the tank.

Awesome. Pilot fish -- You know why I love them?

They love to cruise around With sharks.

They're pretty cool. Look at them guys.

These are three fijis Right here.

Okay. Three foxface.

So, what's next?

Grey smooth-hound sharks.

This one bites, brett. Be careful.

Hey, give me a cover To put on there, please.

Put your hand in there. Cover it up.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh.

Are you scared Of a shark? No. No. No.

He slipped.

Let's get the facade All cleaned up

So we can show this To reid and benny.

You guys ready To crack this safe?

Reid: let's do it.

Holy cow, man.

Oh, my god.

Reid: This thing is incredible.

That is amazing.

You like it? Wow!

This is crazy.

What is that? What is that, gold?

Brett: You guys save people money.

So, when people save money, They go out and they buy gold.

They buy jewelry, They buy things of value,

And they are able To put it in their safe.

Redneck went to fort knox To get those gold bricks.

[ laughter ]

Reid: look at the shark. Benny: oh, man.

Got my sharks.

[ both laugh ]

We got the sharks.

Brett: that's a grey Smooth-hound right there.

Wayde: and you also have A shovelnose.

That guy, he's digging to bury All your gold right now.

[ laughs ]

What's this guy over here?

It's called a fiji foxface.

Actually, their dorsal fins, They're venomous.

So, we got the sharks, The poisonous fish.

We got everybody guarding What's inside.

The lookdowns are looking Everywhere. They're on alert.

Even the fish represent What we do.

This is a masterpiece.

Everything's just got A nice story behind it,

From the fish to the gold.

I knew it would be great, But I was really blown away.

It was beautiful.

Brett: with the saveology Install finished,

We're on our way back To bart scott's house.

A storm hit before The filters were installed,

And it set us back a few days.

Meanwhile, Our guys were hard at work.

Wayde: the water is in,

And it's time to get the koi Into their new home

Because tonight Bart's having a big party

To celebrate with his friends And family

The grand opening of club aqua.

Mat from quality koi is here With the hand-caught fish.

As much as brett likes fish,

He's really afraid To handle them.

It's like a quarterback

That doesn't want To touch a football.

Wayde: pick a fish up For once in your life.

A small one maybe.

Pick one up and put it in.

You guys start. I'll consider it.

Look. You see how easy that is?

Yeah. Right in.

Dude, you got to get over This weird fear

About touching the fish.

Listen to me.

I'm an aquarium maker, Not a sushi chef.

I'll never let you Live it down

If you embarrass me in front Of our linebacker client.

Fine. But for him, not for you.

I got him. I got him. I got him. Look. See? I got him.

Look! Look! Look!

Welcome to the fish business, Brett.

It's actually safer And healthier

To handle koi With your bare hands than a net.

You just need clean hands, And you're good to go.

We need to get the fountains All set up.

People are gonna be here Any minute. Let's do it. Let's do it.

After the sorry attempt By redneck,

We had the pros at aquatic eco Create fountains

That light up and float.

Look at that.

[ laughing ] Oh!

This is hot. And you see? Those are our friends.

You remember the ones That we caught?

That just makes it Even more special to me.

The ones that you told us We had to catch by hand.

Hey, man, listen.

I told you guys The circle of trust --

You guys are point dead In the middle.

Bull's-eye.

Wayde: well, What's great about the koi --

They can stay out here All year round.

We'll get you on A little feeding pattern,

And then in the wintertime what You want to do is slow them down

So they actually kind of Go into hibernation.

Oh, cool.

And I can watch them Hibernate... There you go.

...Right through the glass.

And, you know, some of these Koi, they'll outlive you.

Wow.

The oldest koi on record?

226 years old.

And look at this one. Bart: nice.

My kids can look at it, Too,

'cause this is More their height.

Club aqua is now Officially open for business.

My favorite part Is the curves, man.

It's sleek and sexy Just like my wife.

Yeah? No doubt.

It's amazing and beautiful.

What are you gonna name one? Give me a name?

Uh...Cupcake.

Cupcake? I like that.

Wayde: perfect. Exactly!

Club aqua comes most alive At night

Thanks to all the lights And the fountains.

You know what? We hit a home r-- touchdown.

Whatever it's called, we hit it.

Brett: This week, the rain didn't stop Us from scoring two touchdowns.

We created massive koi ponds For pro football star bart scott

And a gigantic, Vault-themed tank

For money-saving company Saveology.

Bart scott's Two-tiered stone ponds

Are filled with hand-picked koi,

Which can be seen at eye level

Through two 13-foot acrylic panels.

Waterfalls run into Each 5,000-gallon pond,

And to keep club aqua Hopping at night,

Two floating fountains

And eight color-changing, Underwater lights

Set the whole thing off.

The vault tank at saveology Is over-the-top

Like the rest of their office.

Two fierce, undersea predators

Jet through 700 gallons Of water,

Guarding the gold And jewel inserts within.

We finished the whole tank off By wrapping it in a vault facade

With a functioning wheel In the door.

Let's get out of here. Done for the night.

Bye. See everyone tomorrow.

Agnes: bye. What are you doing now?

Nothing. I'm getting ready To go home, too. I'm locking up.

Wayde: a little lower.

Yeah.

A little higher.

A little lower.

Who's in there with him?

What?

[ laughter ]

Higher. Right there.

What are you doing?

What's it look like? Having a cup of tea.

[ laughs ]

Don't bother me.

Unbelievable. All right. Leave me alone. Goodnight, guys.

At least I was smart enough To pick a female.

[ laughs ] [ sighs ]

Right there. Yeah.

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