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Wayde:
On this episode of "Tanked"...

We got two incredible jobs
Coming up.

Bart scott from
The new york jets.

I want to take
The whole fish tank thing

And I want to put it
On steroids.

So, saveology.Com,
We're one of the biggest
E-tailers in the country.

So, it's got to be
Really over-the-top

'cause we don't mess around.

Neither do we.

Brett: come on. Keep going.

Make sure the door
Don't swing open.

So how are we gonna smash it
Down two inches?

Whoa!
[ laughing ] Oh, my god!

Look at that.
[ laughing ] Oh!

Holy cow, man.

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers
Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds
Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one
Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business,
For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced
Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett:
And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight,
But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it,
We can build it.

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We're on our way to see a great
Former client, bart scott.

He's a linebacker
On the new york jets.

He gave us a call,
And he has a huge new project.

So, we're off to jersey
To go see him.

Bigger than I remembered.

[ door bell rings ]

Fellas.
Hey!

What's going on, bro?
What's going on?

How you guys been?
Good to see you, man.

Come on in, man.
Let's do it.
Come on.

Off to the man cave.

We built bart a 450-gallon tank
Last year for his man cave.

Hey, man,
The tank's been awesome, man.

Oh, cool.
It's looking good.

I come here all the time.
It keeps me sane.

You're on such a high
When you're playing football,

And you have to come down
And relax.

You can't get mad
At fish, man.
Exactly.

What you got in the bucket,
Man?

Wayde and I drafted for you.
We drafted some fish.

You draft
Some fish first round?

We drafted some fish
First round, right?

You know, these fish are green
And white just like the jets.

So, we got some green chromis.

Nice.

Got these fish perfectly
Acclimated for your tank.

I never seen
A green fish before.

Man,
The fish look awesome, man.

But I got a surprise
For you guys.

I got a huge renovation
Going out back.

And I want something
Over-the-top.

Hopefully you guys
Can help me out.
Yeah, no doubt.

Let's go out back.

I want to take the whole fish
Tank thing that we had inside

And I want to put it
On steroids.

I want it bold.
I want it extravagant.

I want it over-the-top.

Outside?
Outside.

And then I was thinking about
Putting it right here.

Wifey gave me the okay
To spend a little money.

[ laughs ]

It's amazing that an nfl star
Needs permission from his wife

To spend money.

Yeah. I'd like to find out
How he gets her to say yes.

No, you're missing
My whole point.

I'm a huge koi fan.
My kids are huge koi fans.

You know,
And they're so resilient.

They can be outside.

I don't have to worry
About them.

The problem with a koi pond
Is you always have to walk

And you're usually
Looking down into it.

I want to be able to look up.

So, you want to look actually
Into it, see right into it.

I want to look into it.

I want to look into it,
And I want to look down at it.

Okay.

I want a waterfall
To a waterfall,

And I want to be able
To look up to it.

But then I also want to be able
To see it at the same level.

Everything here is level.
Everything is sexy, has curves.

I want it round.
I want it concave and convex.

Got it.
That's right.

My geometry teacher
Would be proud of me.
There you go.

Yeah, that's no problem.
We could do that.

Geysers.
Geysers?

I want dancing waterfalls.
I want everything lit up.

Dancing waterfalls?

Anything else, bart?
Why stop there?

You're wife said "Spend."

We can definitely make
Dancing waterfalls.

And we can make the fountains
Do the end zone dance --

Like when you're get your
Touchdown, you do a little...

Nice.
Throw the ball down.

I think that's a 10-yard penalty
Right there.

See?
That's what I'm saying!

You get kicked out of the league
For that one.
[ laughs ]

Take this blank canvas,

And make it a beautiful,
Abstract painting.

I want to wow everybody.

When they come over here
And they come to club aqua,

I want them to be --
"Club aqua."
I love it.

You like that, right?
I love it.

I get the membership card?
Membership card.

Perfect.
Half-off.

This is definitely
Gonna be a project.
I told you I had one for you.

You did. I love it.
I'm excited.

I got faith in you,
Though.
I can't wait.

I can't wait
For the dancing fountains.

Exactly.
Me neither.

Brett:
Club aqua will definitely not be

Your average backyard pond.

Two tiered,
Above-ground koi ponds

Will each hold 5,000 gallons
Of water.

13-foot curved windows
Will allow viewing

Right through each pond.

A waterfall will run into
The 6 1/2-foot-tall pond

And then overflow
Into the lower pond.

And if that's not
Enough water action,

Fountains in the middle of each
Pond will light up at night.

Can't wait
To get this party started.

Guys, I love your plan.

I just have
One last minor request.

Yeah, no problem.
I want you guys
To pick out my fish.

It's like picking out
Little babies.

There you go.
Adopting fish.

Pick them out? Well, we go to a
Supplier and just pick them out.

No problem.
No doubt.

No, no, I want you guys
To actually get in there.

I want you guys to get them
With your bare hands

And go pick out the fish.

I love fish,
But what I don't love

Is when they squirm around
In my hands.

Yeah, but the only way
To get the exact ones you want

Is to hand-catch them
Yourself.

True dat.

Wayde: that's great.
Definitely. We're doing it.

Nice.
Good.

These fish are gonna be like
My family,

So I want you to pick out
The biggest and brightest fish.

And I'll even name them
Brett and wayde.

Not a problem.
Definitely.

Hey, it feels pretty good
To say, "It's not a problem."

Now I know why
You say it all the time.

Yeah, we'll see if you're saying
It when the koi come nibbling.

[ both laugh ]

It can't hurt you.
It's not an alligator.

No, I know.
This is a piece of cake.

That sounds like a plan.
All right, I'm in.

Appreciate the fish, too, man.
It's beautiful.

Oh, man, no problem.

This is a huge job, and we still
Have another consult to go to.

Brett: oh,
Look on the bright side.

We're going to saveology's
Headquarters in sunny florida.

South beach, baby!

So, saveology.Com,

We're one of the biggest
E-tailers in the country.

We basically
Save people money.

We have millions
Of customers,

And we send them
All types of deals.

Our corporate philosophy
Is to keep people happy

And motivated and passionate
For what they do.

And also obviously
Very, very productive.

So, what we did was

We put in all these really fun,
Creative amenities.

We put in a putting green.
We have a barbershop.

We have a gym that
They can play basketball in.

We give away free candy.

Brett: this place is awesome.

And people are very excited
To work here,

And we're able to retain
A lot of employees.

That's cool.

We should have some cool things
At atm,

Like a skee-ball machine.

Yeah. What you need --
More distractions.

And one of the things
That we wanted to do

Is come up with
An unbelievable, huge aquarium

That will really be a mainstay
And a main piece.

We love the nature,
The outdoors.

We love fish,

And we always dreamt of having
That most amazing aquarium.

This is the space
Where we want this tank.

It can't just be, you know,

One of these little,
Cheesy-looking tanks.

Obviously, you've seen
The way we operate here.

We don't do things,
You know, half-assed.
I think what he's trying to say
Is we don't mess around.

We don't mess around.
We brought you down
For a reason.

Neither do we.
Okay.

We're saveology.
You know, we save people money.

They save money.

Let's do something, you know,
With what they do.

Let me ask you a question.
When you save your money,
Where do you put it?

Dude, I'm married
To your sister.
She spends it all.

Yeah, no, seriously
What do you do with it?

Seriously what do you do
With it?
I put it in the bank.

Then maybe a big piggy bank.
A big, huge one right here.

A what?

Like a piggy bank
Or something.
In the shape of a pig?

We don't want a pig
In the middle of our place.

Well,
When you go to a bank,

You put your jewelry
In where?

Put into a safe.
Like the vault --
The big thing.

Ooh, that I like.
And we'll put a real,
Working door on there possibly

Like an actual safe door.

How do put a door?
The water's gonna fall out.
No, no, no.

No, you won't -- the aquarium's
Gonna be on the inside.

It's all facade.
It's gonna look like it.

Don't worry now.
Trust me.

You both said you guys
Are fish guys, right?
Yeah.

Is there any specific fish
That you like?

Anything that you like
Specifically want
Inside the aquarium?

There's got to be a shark.
Hey, if they want sharks,
It's got to be round.

What do you mean?
It can't be in a square tank?

Not really
Because what happens

Is the sharks bang their nose,
And they hemorrhage.

A vault,
Usually they're square.

How you gonna make it
Round?

It's gonna be a cylinder
Aquarium that takes --

A safe that goes
Right on top over it.

Correct.
I understand.
That's it.

If I build it,
It's gonna be nice.
Just make it happen.

Is that supposed to be
A stack of gold bars?

Yes.
Oh, boy.

It looks like a chimney!

General:
This is a fountain?

Heather: where's
The fountain part of it?

Wayde: all right, guys.

We got two big projects
Coming up.

One is a company
In south florida,

And it's called saveology.

The place is huge.

Yeah, the place is crazy.
They got basketball courts.

They have a barbershop
For their employees.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

Brett was in there
For hours.
[ laughs ]

What we came up
As a concept

Is actually to make
A safe tank -- a vault.

Wayde: this 700-gallon tank
Shaped like a cylinder

Is gonna be golden.

Jewels will be scattered
All around the coral insert.

A stack of gold bars dead center
Will be protected by two sharks.

All of this will be surrounded
By a vault facade

With cut-out windows that
You can see on all four sides.

One side will be
A working vault door,

Which opens up to reveal
The treasures on the inside.

The next job
Is pretty cool, too.

It's actually in new jersey,
And it's our old friend --

Yeah, bart scott
From the new york jets.

It's a double-tiered pond.

So, he wants this really
Exquisite fountain display.

Fountains?
Yeah, it's fountains.

Fountains?
Yeah.

I think
I can make fountains.

But just remember

What he asked us for
Is he wants something big,

Over-the-top
Like the casinos are.

You know,
They go a little crazy.

And I don't want
A redneck fountain either

Where you take a garden hose and
Attach it to something, okay?

He's gonna come out
With a slip'n slide.

[ laughter ]

Yeah, yeah, please.

[ laughs ]

Brett and I spoke to
Bart scott's contractor

About the tank measurements.

He finished the base
To the koi pond.

Now, with these measurements,

We got to make the acrylic
An exact fit.

Yeah. Hey.

You know the football player
Guy bart scott?

This is for his back yard.

The general contractor just
Shaped the whole pond right now,

So these match exactly,
Okay?

So, we got to bend the acrylic
In the oven

And make it exactly the whole
Full length of this channel

That you see here
All the way down.

They're making two ponds, so we
Got to make two different molds.

We got to get this done
Pretty quick

And then ship them
All the way to new jersey.

So, we have to make sure
That it's exact.

'cause if it doesn't fit when we
Get there, I'm gonna come and...

[ clicks tongue ]

Correct. We got to do it once
And get it right.

How long?

Brett: like two weeks.

Two weeks? Phew.

Brett: while chuy is starting
The mold for bart scott's pond,

Wayde and I are heading over
To stage house.

These are the guys
That are making the facade

For our saveology aquarium.

Hey.
What's going on, fellas?
Hey.
What's going on, man?

So, tell us
What we got going on here.

We got some mock-up columns.

And we want to kind of
Put them up,

Put them in place.
Let' do it.

Oh, I see
How they're gonna go.

So, the door's gonna open up
Right here?

Yes, sir.

And that's like the thing
Right here.

But do you have anything

So I can get a sense
Of the tank itself?

Um...
I got it.
Hold on. Hold on.

[ grunts ]

Yo!
Oh, look at this.

The guy thinks he's tony atlas
Over here, right?

Bubblehead finds bubble wrap.

[ laughs ]
They're practically related.

Brett: [ grunts ]
Look at that.

That was a good choice,
"B."

See?
Now, it's not as tall.

That's using your head.

But it's close in diameter.

Well, you know what, guys?
I'm really excited.

You did some fantastic work
So far.

You guys rock, man.
Thanks a lot, my fellas.
All right.
Thank you very much.

All right. You got it, man.
We'll see youse all soon.
All right.

I love that they get to
Play games all day long

At saveology headquarters.

I figured our team deserves
A little fun, too.

Especially me!

General: nice and easy.
Line it up.

Heather: ohh.

[ laughs ]

Hey, this is great.

Brett:
Do it redneck style.

Aw!
[ laughter ]

Agnes: watch this.

Ready? This is it.
I'm ready.

This is it.
General: this is it.

[ groans ] So close.
Yeah. You're all right.

It's on the way
To costa rica.

So close.

[ laughs ]

This is the best idea
You've ever had.

Redneck:
Hey, look who it is.

It's no good, guys.

This radius has to come down
To 23.

It won't fit
In bart scott's pond.

We're building a vault tank

For a company in south florida
Called saveology.

Their office
Is 100,000 square feet of fun.

I thought I would bring that
Philosophy here...

Agnes:
Oh, that was so close.

Do it redneck style.

...Until wayde came to work.

Agnes: I was so close.
What's going on here?

Dude, saveology inspired me.
Look at this place.

I also read that, you know,

If you give people breaks
During the day,

That it provides corporate unity
And they work better.

We give them breaks, dude.

Look at them now.
They're all smiling.

I got work to do.

Let's go!
We got work to do.

We just got raided
By the golf police.

Nice, brett.
Make me the bad guy.

Let me make it up to you.
How about a round of golf?

How about we tackle

The mountain of work
We have to do this afternoon?

Ah, or that.

Brett: redneck got back to work
On the saveology insert.

Right now,
He's making the gold bricks.

Hey. What's up?

Wayde: is that supposed to be
A stack of gold bars?

Yes.

Oh, boy.

It looks like a chimney!

Maybe we should just make
Some smoke come out of the top,

See if they want to change
The theme.

Really?

It does look kind of like
A chimney, dude.

And that's gonna be an issue.

You guys gave me very little
To work with

On what they're wanting
Other than "Gold bricks."

And now you want to come out
And criticize me?

This looks like
A brick of cheese.

What do you mean
"A brick of cheese"?

[ laughs ]

Like sharp muenster.

It looks like
A stick of butter.

What does that say?

It doesn't say "Gold."
It says "Golden pearl."

"Gold."
It doesn't say "Gold."

Brett: butter? Yep.

Cheese? Yep.

Gold? Nope!

And I'm gonna prove it.

Hey.
Good afternoon, helen.
Hi, brett.

How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?

Quick question.

On your first thought,
What would you say this is?

A block of cheese?
A block of cheese.

Well, thank you very much,
Helen.

You're welcome, hon.
Have a great day.

Hey, anybody tell you you're
Looking really nice today?

Well, thanks, brett.
You always do.

Thank you.
Thanks.

Agnes.
Agnes: yeah?

Got a question for you.
Yeah.

First thought --
What is this?

A stick of butter?
A stick of butter. Cool.

What's this look like?

I don't know.
A loaf of bread?

Loaf of bread.

"Gold."
Who the hell is he kidding?

Hey.
What's going on?

Office survey --
I got "Cheese,"

"A stick of butter,"
And "A loaf of bread."

Where's the frying pan?
We could make grilled cheese.

You'd know if you had a frying
Pan, it'd be upside your head.

Yeah, that's funny.
Listen to me. We need gold.

Do me a favor.
Make this thing right, please?

Wayde: chuy.
Chuy!

Chuy: yeah.

How we doing?

Okay.

Wayde: we're checking over
The acrylic panels

That were just formed over
A wooden mold in our oven

For the front of football player
Bart scott's ponds.

Let's move this
And put it down.

I want to take
Some measurements.

1, 2, 3.

Bring it down.

We need the curvature
Of this acrylic to be perfect.

Otherwise, it's not gonna fit

Into the custom rock work
Around the pond.

It's no good, guys.

What's the matter?

We're at 25.

This radius has to come down
To 23.

It won't fit in the hole.

So, how are we gonna smash it
Down two inches?

Well, we got to actually get
A lot of weight up here,

Bring it down
Two more inches.

We got to get
Some buckets up here

And let it cool a little bit
More with the weight on it here.

'cause once it cools-cools,
We're done.

Whoa!
[ laughing ] Oh, my god!

Get off again.

Whoa!
It's like an accordion.

[ imitates accordion ]

Finally,
All those burgers paid off.

Yeah.

Let's get a little more weight
On here. Let's match the radius.

Yeah.

Perfect. Right there.

That's dead-on nuts
Right there.

Brett: redneck really wanted
To make the fountains

For bart scott's koi pond.

So, we let him
Take a stab at it.

Heather: what is this?

This is your fountain?
This is a fountain?

Where's the fountain part
Of it?

I'm not getting this. This looks
Like a sprinkler system.

How much pressure are we running
Through her right now?

Redneck: about 15 pounds.

We got to put bigger pumps
On there

To make these things, like,
You know, bigger fountains.

It's not a bad attempt.

No, it's bad.

He wants these things
To do dances.

He wants,
You know, lights.

He wants it -- you know,
He doesn't want it redneck-ish.

Could you make these dance?

Yeah,
I can make them dance.

So, what? Are you gonna run
Through a hose in his back yard?

No, but you're wanting them
Pulsating.

I mean,
If that's possible.

* swing your partner
'round the floor *

* do-si-do,
Here we go *

* swing your partner 'round *

General:
The redneck shuffle.
There we go.

Heather: oh, I love it!

The redneck shuffle.
All right.

Oh, no.

But that's what you're saying.
You want them pulsating.

This thing's not gonna shoot
Through the water.

It ain't gonna work.
We got to come up
With something.

They got to make
These floatable fountains

That we can connect
Some pvc pipe to...

Get them.
Get them.
...You know,
Run electrical wire.

Fine.

Dude!

[ laughter ]

You're real funny.
That's real funny.

Heather:
I think it's funny.

[ laughter ]

Aah!

Wayde: who says we don't
Have fun at the office?

Back to work.
Dry off.

Well, this was
All fun and games.

It was cool, but we got to make
The customer happy.

Making tanks?
Redneck has it down.

Making fountains?
Not so much.

We're gonna call our friends
At aquatic eco

To help us come up with a plan

To get these fountains
Just right

For bart scott's club aqua.

Good job.

Brett: and now it's time
For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: the answer is...

Female koi will breed
Just one time

When the temperature warms up
In the spring.

They lay up to
Half a million eggs,

Which have a sticky coating

That helps them attach to rocks
And aquatic plants.

Mama fish?

She's gonna have her fins full

When all these eggs
Start to hatch.

We're here in los angeles
With rob at exotic reef imports

To pick out fish
For the saveology tank,

Which looks like a bank vault.

This is where we keep
The guardians --

The guardians
Of the vault.

Oh, wow.

How about the shovelnose?

Dude, I love them guys.

They look real tough and mean,
And they're pretty calm.

Yeah, they are.
You know,
That'd be perfect.

And then how about
A nice smooth-hound?

They look like
Classical sharks.

These guys all eat
The same thing.

They'll eat shrimp,
Squid, krill.

Yes. Uh-huh.

But we need some fish --
Something that's also

Gonna fit in with the theme
Of what we're doing.

How about swimming money?

It looks like money,
And it swims around.

Lookdowns.

Oh, there they are.
There they are.

They're beautiful.
Look at those guys.

I think the best is when
You got a whole bunch of them

And you're looking at them.

You don't really see them.

Then, all the sudden, they turn.
They light up everything.

Brett: what about a fish
To represent gold?

What about pilot fish?

I love it.
I love it.
They're gold.

They can pick up all the scraps
That the sharks leave over.

We got everybody.

There you go.
Hey!

Once again, e.R.I. In the house,
Baby!

We got the fish.

Now it's time
To head back to vegas

To check out the panels
To see how they fit together.

There's a lot of pieces here,
Huh?

It's all labeled in numbers --
1, 2, 3, 4.

So, you have four walls
And a header.

So, it's like a puzzle.

It is a puzzle.

Puzzles?
Those I can handle.

This is a great opportunity

To show wayde that I'm more
Than just an idea guy.

I can be hands-on, too, baby!

I think I want to be
The project manager.

[ chuckles ]

I'm good
At figuring things out.

Yo, a project manager has
A lot of responsibility.

I could do it.

The coolest part of this tank
Is the front vault door.

Yeah!
Look at that.

This is definitely cool.
It looks like a vault door.

It is a vault door.

You do have one piece
That's critical.

You're only gonna have
One key

To put this whole thing
Together.
Okay.

This is the key.

Put it in, twist, and it locks
In to the next wall.

Redneck, don't lose this.

Make sure this thing gets to
Where it's got to go, would you?

Wayde: but you're
The project manager.

Yeah, I am, but I don't need
To hold the key.

You can take care of the key.

Brett's first rule
Of project management --

Delegation of labor.

Dude, that's my strength.

It's like a freaking ghost town.

Where is everybody?

If brett used his new title
Of project manager

To give the guys a day off,

He's gonna get a whole bunch
Of days off.

Dude, what's going on?

Cooking class. What do you
Think's going on here?

We're having massages.
Are you kidding me?

You think that's
A good business move.

This is like saveology
Except better.

We have massages.
They don't.

They're
A $100 million company.
So?

You don't have to have
A $100 million company

To build corporate morale.

10 minutes a day
Keeps the cramps away.

What are you worried about?

Dude, there's no one
Answering phones,

No one at the front door,

No one doing quotes.
We got a phone system.

This is gonna make them relax
And then get back to work.

Chuy, even you?

Bueno.

[ laughter ]

Funny.
We'll see, guys.

[ laughs ]

Heather: he needs it
More than anyone.

He does.

Man, you are tense.

All work and no play,
Wayde.

Wayde: we're heading to
New jersey for the installation

At bart scott's house.

But when we get there,

It doesn't look like there's
Gonna be an installation.

I can't believe we come back
And it's raining again.

It's always raining
In jersey.

Everything is soaking wet.

The channel that holds
The acrylic has to be dry

So the epoxy can set
So it holds the panel in place.

Come on, guys.

We got to get this thing
Warmed up.

Brett: luckily we have
Some high-powered heaters

That are gonna dry the cement
In no time.

We're gonna fire
Those bad boys up

And cover them with some tarps.

While everything dries out,

We got to head to the koi farm
To pick out some fish.

What's up, big guy?
How you doing?
Hey.
What's up, man?

Mat mccann, buddy.
Nice to see you both.
Good to see you.

What's going on, man?

Wayde:
We're going to the nursery
Where the baby koi are growing.

And what's, like,
The most expensive koi?

About $50,000.
Wow.

Now,
That's an expensive fish.

$50,000?!

Kids' college fund.

One fish.

Frankly, it's a toss-up.

Look how pretty.
There's a lot.

Originally, the parents,
They came direct from japan.

But what we've done is we've
Taken those great bloodlines

And we bred them
Ourselves.

And these are the very few
That made it to this grade.

And what is something like
One of these kois go for?

These in here are gonna go for
Between $300 and $1,000 each.

Wow.

The big fish we want
For bart scott's tank

Have to be caught by hand,

And bart wants me and wayde
To do it.

You know,
I think I'll let wayde do it.

Bart will never know
The difference.

[ horn honks ]

Buddies!

What are you doing here?

He's not supposed to
Be here.

Bring it in.
Right there.

Get it in now, guys.
Push.

It's the brick.
It's hitting the brick.

Lower it a little bit.

Brett:
Wayde and I are at quality koi

To pick out the very best fish
By hand

For new york jets linebacker
Bart scott's koi pond.

He wants wayde and I to do it.
But you know what?

I think I'm gonna let wayde
Tackle this one on his own.

[ horn honks ]

Buddies!
Brett:
What are you doing here?

I wanted to make sure you guys
Weren't taking the easy route.

He's not supposed to
Be here.

Now I got a linebacker to make
Sure I'm going in the water.

I guess I'm going in, too.

Wayde:
Are you going in, too?

Probably not.
I'm the motivator.

You guys are going into
The circle of trust
For this one guaranteed.

All right.

Oh, this is gonna be awesome.
You look like plunger joe.

Wayde:
The first step to catching koi

Is to line the whole bottom
Of the pond with a net.

You guys are moving
Into that circle.

Brett: the net is spread out
On the bottom of the pond.

Now we slowly bring the entire
Net to the bank of the pond

And -- bang --
All the fish are there

For bart to choose
And wayde to grab.

Wayde:
Hey, I heard that.

Are you getting
An adrenaline rush yet?

Do you feel it?

Bart, keep it up, man.

The price of this pond
Just tripled.

Yo, brett.
Brett: what?

Don't pee in that suit.
Too late.

[ laughs ]
Oh, nice.

Look at that, bart.
Yeah, baby!

That's the mother lode.

Hey, this is the way
You hand-catch fish, now.

Hey, grab that one right there.
That's a nice one.

Oh, look at that.
That's nice.

Ohh.

Aw!
Oh, he's gone.

He escaped.

Fumble!
Fumble!

Fumble!

Is he slippery?
He's a fish.
Of course he's slippery.

What do you think
Of that one, bart?

That's a keeper
Right there.

All right.
Put him in the bucket.

Are these male or female?
How do you tell?

Mat: right now,
The males are gonna be rough

Right around the gills
Right here.

Ah.

That's a trophy case
Right there, baby.

Oh, here's a big orange one.
Look at the colors on this one.

Brett: too much
Like the bengals.

Hold on.

How about this big one?

Ah.
That's what I'm talking about.

There's a big one.

Yeah.

So, I'm catching fish after fish
For bart.

And brett,
He's sitting on the sidelines

Like an injured player.

Yo, brett, grab that one.

I don't touch fish.

Bart: ohh.
That was part of the deal.

I said I'd catch them.
I didn't say I'd touch them.

[ laughs ]
Overcome your fear.

There's a big daddy
Right there, wayde.
Wayde: hold this up.

I can't lie, man.
This is awesome.

My daughter
Is gonna love these fish.

They look nice, man. Much
Better in the clear water.
You can at least see them.

So, what's the process
From here?

Mat: they're gonna have bacteria
And parasites from the mud pond.

We're gonna make sure
They're all clean

Before we deliver them
To your house.

I can't really
Thank you guys enough.

I know I hazed you guys a little
Bit, put you through the mud,

But now really we're one big
Team, man, one happy family.

Just remember
Who caught them.

It's day two of the bart scott
Koi pond install.

And surprise, surprise,
It's 100% chance of rain.

Yeah, and if everything
Didn't dry overnight,

We got to
Start all over again.

Man, we got lucky.

Oh, that tightened up good.

Brett: is it dry enough
To put the windows in?

100%.
All right,
Well, let's do it.

Now all we have to do

Is double-check our measurements
And pop these panels in place.

Where are we at?

161 1/2.

That's 11 inches too much.

Our panel was the exact size
Of the template.

Somebody made the wall
Too small.

Dude, this thing's
Two inches thick.

We have to cut it here.

How are we gonna cut this
On-site?

It's not gonna be easy.

There's no way we could bring
All of our equipment on-site.

If something goes wrong,

We can't always fix it
Without going back to vegas.

We only got one chance
Of cutting this.

That's it.
I know.
Let's do this.

We have to do this right,
Otherwise we could crack it.

Easy.
Don't break my window.

I don't want the saw
To bind up more.

[ saw cranks ]

[ saw clangs ]

The panel is so thick.
It's two inches.

When this blades
Going through it,

It causes so much heat you
Actually have to put water on it

To cool it down as it's cutting.

If you don't get enough water
In there, it's gonna bind up.

[ saw whirring ]

You know, brett was doing a
Great job with the water bottle.

Maybe the jets will give him
A job being water boy.

Beautiful.

Good job, brett.

Now that's it's the right size,

We got to get this
600-pound panel into place.

Easy, guys.
Be careful.

Stand it up.

But the rain has made everything
Slick around here.

If the suction doesn't hold
Or a guy slips,

This panel can crash and crack.

Make sure every guy
Is on a suction cup

While this thing's lifting.

You know, we don't want
This window to give way.

Good.

Bring it in.

Right there.

Bring it down a little bit.
Just a little bit.

Get it in now, guys.
Push.

It's the brick.
It's hitting the brick.

Just pull it.
It'll get in the hole.

Trust me.
Lower it a little bit.

Bring it down.

That's how we do it!

One panel in.
One to go.

Get them close, then lift.

Line your corner up in the hole.

Bring it in.
Bring it in.

Pull the bottom towards you.

Pull it more.

There you go.

Get it in the hole.

Watch your fingers.

It's going in.

Bingo!

Good job.
Good job.

We'll be back tomorrow
To get club aqua up and running.

I woke up this morning
With a panicked phone call

From darian, our east coast guy.

He's the one getting the water
Ready for bart scott's pond.

All I could hear from him

Was "Dirt," "Debris,"
And "Muddy water."

Oh, my god, dude.

Ooh.

Whoa.

Wayde:
How'd it get so bad?

It was crazy.
We had like a mini tornado.

Dirt and mulch
And stuff flew --

All the dirt went inside?

Everything
Went into the pond.

This whole thing's
Got to be drained.

We don't have enough time
To do anything else.

We still got to
Put the fish in.

We got to get
All the lighting set up.

We got to get
The fountains done.
We still got to condition
The water for the fish, too.

Brett: there's no way that
We could put fish in right now,

And there's no way that
We could reveal this to bart.

We got to power wash all this.
We got to clean this up.

So, we got the power washers
Here?
Yep.

Okay, so, we need to drain this,
Power wash it.

Now.
I'll call the water guy.

This is worse
Than I anticipated.

We're in trouble.

What a mess.

We left a bunch of guys at
Bart scott's house to clean up

Because we have to install
The saveology tank.

And wouldn't you know it?

That rain cloud over our head

Followed us
All the way to florida.

Good, old florida weather.

Dude, these drops
Are hurting me!

The truck pulled up,
And it started pouring.

I mean,
It's a hurricane going on.

If it actually gets drenched,
It could ruin the product.

Look at this.
Keep going.

[ grunts ]

Wayde: make sure
The door don't swing open.

Watch out! Watch out!
Brandon.

You got it?
You got it?
Yeah.

You got it, red?

Here we go, guys.
Push. Push. Push.

No, we're right there.
We're right where it's at.

We got to just --
Let's roll it right up,

Jack it up, push it on.

Wayde: the tank is on.

What were you worried about?
I was the project manager.

What was I worried about?

Hey, are we done yet? Come on.

I want to get this facade up,
Man.

I'm ready to do this, red.

Can I start bringing stuff in?

I'm working on it.
Dude, he's putting the pump on
For the skimmer right now.

You can only get two hands in
Down there.

Can I at least start
Bringing the sand in?

Why don't you carry it in,
And I'll finish this with him.

All right, I'm gonna get
The stuff. All right. All right.

Next time brett wants to be
A project manager,

Just keep him away from me.
I got you.

Nature's ocean, baby.

Don't make a mess up there.

Redneck:
My bricks are not good enough.

My gold is not gold enough.

And then brett's trying to tell
Me how to put sand in a tank.

I don't think so.

I've about had enough
Of brett managing.

I'm gonna go take
A nice, long break.

You guys ready
To crack this safe?

Brett: let's do it.

Holy cow, man.

Now it stops, right?

The rain has cleared up.

Let's get this nutri-seawater
In here.

The vault tank install
Is halfway done,

And everything's accounted for.

Nothing could go wrong
While I'm project manager.

Bring it in closer.

Now,
Don't these lock together?

Yeah, where's the key
And the bolts?

Why are you asking me?

Listen, project manager

Is supposed to know everything
That's going on.

Floods, the rain,
The weather, leaks,

And all this
And where's your men.

"Floods, the rain,
The weather"?

Yeah. A project manager
Knows everything.

Oh, okay.

Where's redneck?
I gave him the key at the shop.

He's supposed to have
All the keys and screws

And the bolts
And everything.

You're in charge.
You find it.

I'm gonna call him.

[ cellphone rings ]

[ cellphone rings ]

Hello.

Redneck?
Where are you?

I'm around.
Just "Around"?

All right, when you ask me
For your paycheck,

I'm gonna say,
"It's just around."
Where's the key?

What key?

The key to put
The safe together.

Oh, that key.

I need you back here now.

Redneck, hurry up.

I'm being sabotaged
By the redneck.

It thought you wanted everybody
To take breaks to boost morale.

How's that working out
For you?

Yeah,
Not too good right now.

Dude, where you been?
What's on your nose?

Where you been?

I went to the beach.
You knew you had the key,

And you was trying to stick it
To me, weren't you?

No. No, dude.
I forgot I had the key.

Yeah, you "Forgot."
Could I have the key, please?

Yeah.

Your day for relaxing
Is over.

I'm the project manager,

And I'm telling you
You need to start working.

Wayde: the key is just like
A house key.

You put the two walls together,

Put it in, twist, turn, boom,
Presto, it's locked.

Grab that corner, brett.
There you go. Nice and slow.

This is definitely a lot harder
Than it looked.

The day I volunteered
To be the project manager

'cause I thought
It was gonna be simple?

Guess what?
It ain't that simple.

What did it teach you?

Teach me
Not to open my mouth.

[ laughing ] There you go.

On a scale of 1 to 10,
Brett's project manager --

I'd say he's about a five.
He still has room for gr--

A five?
You have room for growth.

Hand me the bacteria.

Done.

Wayde:
These are lookdowns.

Beautiful.

They look like silver coins.

The silver's reflecting.
You see the gold reflecting.

So, you're seeing
A lot of gold and silver.

Nice.

What do we got next?
Pilot fish?

This is the real gold
For the tank.

Awesome. Pilot fish --
You know why I love them?

They love to cruise around
With sharks.

They're pretty cool.
Look at them guys.

These are three fijis
Right here.

Okay. Three foxface.

So, what's next?

Grey smooth-hound sharks.

This one bites, brett.
Be careful.

Hey, give me a cover
To put on there, please.

Put your hand in there.
Cover it up.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh.

Are you scared
Of a shark?
No. No. No.

He slipped.

Let's get the facade
All cleaned up

So we can show this
To reid and benny.

You guys ready
To crack this safe?

Reid: let's do it.

Holy cow, man.

Oh, my god.

Reid:
This thing is incredible.

That is amazing.

You like it?
Wow!

This is crazy.

What is that?
What is that, gold?

Brett:
You guys save people money.

So, when people save money,
They go out and they buy gold.

They buy jewelry,
They buy things of value,

And they are able
To put it in their safe.

Redneck went to fort knox
To get those gold bricks.

[ laughter ]

Reid: look at the shark.
Benny: oh, man.

Got my sharks.

[ both laugh ]

We got the sharks.

Brett: that's a grey
Smooth-hound right there.

Wayde: and you also have
A shovelnose.

That guy, he's digging to bury
All your gold right now.

[ laughs ]

What's this guy over here?

It's called a fiji foxface.

Actually, their dorsal fins,
They're venomous.

So, we got the sharks,
The poisonous fish.

We got everybody guarding
What's inside.

The lookdowns are looking
Everywhere. They're on alert.

Even the fish represent
What we do.

This is a masterpiece.

Everything's just got
A nice story behind it,

From the fish to the gold.

I knew it would be great,
But I was really blown away.

It was beautiful.

Brett: with the saveology
Install finished,

We're on our way back
To bart scott's house.

A storm hit before
The filters were installed,

And it set us back a few days.

Meanwhile,
Our guys were hard at work.

Wayde: the water is in,

And it's time to get the koi
Into their new home

Because tonight
Bart's having a big party

To celebrate with his friends
And family

The grand opening of club aqua.

Mat from quality koi is here
With the hand-caught fish.

As much as brett likes fish,

He's really afraid
To handle them.

It's like a quarterback

That doesn't want
To touch a football.

Wayde: pick a fish up
For once in your life.

A small one maybe.

Pick one up and put it in.

You guys start.
I'll consider it.

Look.
You see how easy that is?

Yeah.
Right in.

Dude, you got to get over
This weird fear

About touching the fish.

Listen to me.

I'm an aquarium maker,
Not a sushi chef.

I'll never let you
Live it down

If you embarrass me in front
Of our linebacker client.

Fine.
But for him, not for you.

I got him. I got him. I got him.
Look. See? I got him.

Look! Look! Look!

Welcome to the fish business,
Brett.

It's actually safer
And healthier

To handle koi
With your bare hands than a net.

You just need clean hands,
And you're good to go.

We need to get the fountains
All set up.

People are gonna be here
Any minute. Let's do it.
Let's do it.

After the sorry attempt
By redneck,

We had the pros at aquatic eco
Create fountains

That light up and float.

Look at that.

[ laughing ] Oh!

This is hot.
And you see?
Those are our friends.

You remember the ones
That we caught?

That just makes it
Even more special to me.

The ones that you told us
We had to catch by hand.

Hey, man, listen.

I told you guys
The circle of trust --

You guys are point dead
In the middle.

Bull's-eye.

Wayde: well,
What's great about the koi --

They can stay out here
All year round.

We'll get you on
A little feeding pattern,

And then in the wintertime what
You want to do is slow them down

So they actually kind of
Go into hibernation.

Oh, cool.

And I can watch them
Hibernate...
There you go.

...Right through the glass.

And, you know, some of these
Koi, they'll outlive you.

Wow.

The oldest koi on record?

226 years old.

And look at this one.
Bart: nice.

My kids can look at it,
Too,

'cause this is
More their height.

Club aqua is now
Officially open for business.

My favorite part
Is the curves, man.

It's sleek and sexy
Just like my wife.

Yeah?
No doubt.

It's amazing and beautiful.

What are you gonna name one?
Give me a name?

Uh...Cupcake.

Cupcake? I like that.

Wayde: perfect.
Exactly!

Club aqua comes most alive
At night

Thanks to all the lights
And the fountains.

You know what?
We hit a home r-- touchdown.

Whatever it's called, we hit it.

Brett:
This week, the rain didn't stop
Us from scoring two touchdowns.

We created massive koi ponds
For pro football star bart scott

And a gigantic,
Vault-themed tank

For money-saving company
Saveology.

Bart scott's
Two-tiered stone ponds

Are filled with hand-picked koi,

Which can be seen at eye level

Through two
13-foot acrylic panels.

Waterfalls run into
Each 5,000-gallon pond,

And to keep club aqua
Hopping at night,

Two floating fountains

And eight color-changing,
Underwater lights

Set the whole thing off.

The vault tank at saveology
Is over-the-top

Like the rest of their office.

Two fierce, undersea predators

Jet through 700 gallons
Of water,

Guarding the gold
And jewel inserts within.

We finished the whole tank off
By wrapping it in a vault facade

With a functioning wheel
In the door.

Let's get out of here.
Done for the night.

Bye.
See everyone tomorrow.

Agnes: bye.
What are you doing now?

Nothing. I'm getting ready
To go home, too. I'm locking up.

Wayde: a little lower.

Yeah.

A little higher.

A little lower.

Who's in there with him?

What?

[ laughter ]

Higher. Right there.

What are you doing?

What's it look like?
Having a cup of tea.

[ laughs ]

Don't bother me.

Unbelievable.
All right. Leave me alone.
Goodnight, guys.

At least I was smart enough
To pick a female.

[ laughs ]
[ sighs ]

Right there. Yeah.

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