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Narrator:
On this episode of "Tanked"...

Hey! Tracy morgan --
He wants a fish tank.

Oh, my god, atm guys!
Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Come in!
Oh, my god!

I want the tank --
This whole wall.

Why don't we just put
Like 10 tanks?

No,
That's not gonna happen.

I don't know where you are,

But you are holding up
The whole jobsite.

Wayde:
I got pieces of fiberglass
Sitting all over the place.

I got to take frames,
Moldings, banisters off.

We're wrecking this house
Before we even start the tank.

All right,
Here's the big one.

Yes!

In my basement,
Every week is shark week.

Holla!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers
Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds
Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one
Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business,
For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced
Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett:
And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight,
But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it,
We can build it.

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Brett: everyone at atm starts
Each work day in their own way.

Heather runs the numbers.

Wayde reviews current projects
With the general,

Who pretends to know
What he's talking about.

And me -- I tweet
And watch my tv talk shows.

Hey! Wayde!

Guys, you got to check this out!
Look at this! Come here!

What's up?!
What happened?!

Oh, my god!
Guys, tracy morgan...
What?

Dude, I mean, I was just
Sitting here watching tv,

And tracy --
He wants a fish tank.

He just called us out.

What do you mean
He called us out?

He just called atm out
To build him a shark tank.

He goes, "If you guys are
Watching, get ahold of me,

And I want you guys
To build me a shark tank."

On "The view."

Wait. Can we back this up
Here a second?

I'm in my third business meeting
Of the day,

And you're watching
"The view."

What?
I got a thing for joy behar.

Is that so wrong?

Hold on. Rewind.

Whoopi:
I hear that you have

All kind of strange things
In your aquarium.

What is it -- jellyfish
And stuff that will eat you?

Tracy: yeah, I love
Those exotic animals.

I want to get a shark tank
In my house,

And I'm asking you,
"Tanked,"

Come to my house and build me
A nice, big shark tank.

Huh?
What did I tell you?

Dude, that's amazing.
Let's get in touch.

Call "The view."
Call anybody.

Dude! It's so surreal.
I can't believe it.

And you said
Nothing would come

From me watching
My morning tv.

* go, tracy,
It's your birthday *

* it's your birthday,
He's our new client *

* it's your birthday *

Oh, yeah!

[ both laugh ]

Hey, wayde.

Yeah?
Come in here.

We're gonna call tracy morgan
Right now.

[ dial tone ]

Clear the line.

[ indistinct conversation ]

Should have his number
Right here.

I thought you were, like,

The king of the remotes
And all that.

You can't even work
A phone.

[ telephone rings ]

Tracy: hello?

Hello, tracy?

Hey, buddy,
This is brett raymer,

Wayde king,
And dennis whiteman from atm.

How's it going?

Trying to figure out
This system.

Hold on a second.

[ dial tone ]
You just hung up
On him.

You just hung up
On tracy morgan!

You moron!

Dude, the phones are
A little complicated!

What do you want?!

You should try both lines.

[ dial tone ]

[ laughs ]

How do we resume
The call now?

Just go back
To him again.

[ telephone rings ]
Hello, tracy?

[ laughs ]

All right, so, my main reason
Is -- to calling you is

I'm trying to get a lowdown on
Exactly what you're looking for.

That's cool.

[ laughter ]

Hey, you know
We can build anything.

Easily.

Easily.

Dead serious.

We might be there
For about a week, 10 days.

We're thinking about
Moving in with you.

Is that all right?

[ laughs ]

[ laughter ]

I can't believe we're building
Tracy morgan a tank.

And at the risk
Of being repetitious...

* it's your birthday,
It's your birthday *

* go, tracy,
It's your birthday *

Yeah!

Dude, this is gonna be awesome.
I can't wait to meet tracy.

He's gonna be a lot of fun.

Dude, listen, we're not here
To hang out with a celebrity.

Dude, I already got
On the phone with him.

He already said he's looking
Forward to us coming.

I'm definitely hanging
With him.

Oh, the atm guys!

Look, y'all,
The atm guys!

Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

The atm guys are here!
Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
The atm guys!

Come here, brett and wayde!
Come in!

Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

Atm is here!
Atm is here!

Aah!

You need some oxygen?
You all right?

Yes.
All right,
I just want to make sure.

Wait a minute.
Let me catch my breath.

Don't give him mouth-to-mouth,
Brett. Slow down.

I need mouth-to-mouth.
Matter of fact, look.

[ groans ]

I need mouth-to-mouth.

Here a little tongue.
Look.

Megan: look, he's like,
"Come on."

Help me up. Help me up.
Help me up. Ahh.

You were really gonna
Give him mouth-to-mouth.

Yeah, I'm the hero type.

What if redneck was dying
And needed mouth-to-mouth?

I'd miss him.

[ both laugh ]

Tracy:
This is my family.

This is tracy jr.

And this is my beautiful
Fiancée, megan wollover.

We're so happy to have
You guys in our home.
Thank you very much.

We're excited
To be here, man.

This is off the hook.
We're ready.

Let me show you around
A little bit.
Absolutely.

This is my little aquarium.
I have eight tanks.

And this is
My jellyfish tank.

My lady loves it.
And this is just her tank.

And there's 17 moon jellyfish
In there.
That's awesome.

This one over here is
One of my first big tanks.

Brett:
How many gallons is that?

I put about a good 2 million
Cups of water in there,

So I got to say
About 500 gallons.

500 gallons?
Yeah.

That's a pretty
Good-sized tank.

In here --
What do you have?

I have a green moray eel
And a sand shark.

I don't know what particular
Sand shark it is.

I just know that
It likes to lay on sand.

I love exotic animals,

And there's some people
That don't even know

That these animals live with us
Here on the planet.

It keeps me
From watching tv.

I like to watch
The animals sometimes.

Tray, I know you brought us here
For another tank.

Show us
Where it's gonna go.

Hey, you got
A really nice house here.

Thank you very much.

Get out
Of the dude's fridge.

That's how you know
What kind of person he is.

[ needle scratches ]
Hey, wait a second.

Is this the only way in --
To get the tank in?

There's only one way in
And one way out

Of tracy morgan's
Man cave.

Oof.
Oh, boy.

A little tight to get
The tanks down here.

That's gonna limit us
A little bit.

I'm surprised you fit
Down these stairs, wayde.

You're not
A professional comedian?

I would've never guessed.

So this is
The room that rocks,

And I want the tank --
This whole wall.

The whole thing?
This whole space.

Wow, that's pretty long.
That's like 20 feet.

How am I gonna get down
The steps?

We can figure out
A way to get it down.

Yes!

Why don't we just put
Like 10 tanks?

No, that's not gonna happen.
I want one big tank.

We would have to knock down
A whole wall of his house

To get a tank this size in.

Brett:
This is tracy morgan.

This is the big time.

When he wants something --
Atm, we got to get it done.

My man
Wants what he wants.

We got to give him
What he wants.
Yeah!

[ laughs ]

I'm a little scared of you,
Redneck.

I know me and you
Don't get along too good.

I don't know what
You're capable of doing.

Brett: we're at tracy morgan's
House in new jersey.

Tracy was on "The view"

And said he wanted us
To build a tank for him.

He mentioned us by name.
Crazy!

This is
The room that rocks,

And I want the tank --
This whole wall.

The whole thing?
This whole space.

Tracy wants something different
Than everybody else.

He wants this monster tank,

And he wants it
Down in his basement.

Why don't we just put
Like 10 tanks?

No, that's not gonna happen.
I want one big tank.

Brett: it's gonna be
Really difficult to build.

I'm not really sure
What exactly we're gonna do.

My man
Wants what he wants.

We got to give him
What he wants.
Yeah, yeah.

I got you covered.

We're gonna build it
Right here in his basement.
Yes!

Frp tank --

We'll cut it in pieces,
Walk it in.

We'll build it right here
In his basement.

Frp it is!

What's an frp?

[ laughs ]
Tell him what frp is.

It's fiberglass reinforced
Plastic.

We can actually make
The tank in vegas,

And the tank
Will be finished.

We'll have to cut
The tank in pieces

That we can actually carry
Downstairs.

This whole thing
Will be fiberglass

With windows
That you look into.

Yes. I think
That's incredible.

Wayde: building a tank like this
Is a huge risk.

Instead of building it
In the shop,

We have to put it together
Like a puzzle on site.

And if our acrylic window
Doesn't hold the water weight,

Let's put it this way --

Tracy? He's gonna have
A new pool in his basement.

What about theming?

The theme
I want to be "Jaws."

'cause I love that movie
So much.

I want the whole tank
To look like the sunken orca.

Like the boat?

The boat that jaws
Climbed up on top of --

Some body parts
Laying around.

As a matter of fact,
I need that arm and this leg.

But before your arm goes
In the tank,

I need you to lift weights
In that gym.

And for your leg --
I don't want that leg.

I want this leg
'cause it looks juicier.

Okay, but I need those
Body parts in that tank.

Your arm and his leg,
Please.

And if you're feeling generous,
A kidney maybe.

[ laughs ]

Doesn't it feel like tracy's
Harvesting our body parts?

Yeah, but celebrities are used
To getting what they ask for.

We got a tank that
We have to build on site.

Right.

Do it
All "Jaws" themed.
Right.

Put body parts in it.
Right.

Well,
Don't worry about it.

After you guys finish the job,
I got a nice tip for you.

I'll give you, like,
Both $10 apiece.

Get you some sandwiches.

Perfect. Thank you.
Wow.

You got it.
It's no problem.

We can do this.

I believe.
[ laughs ]

I believe.
And I know you can do it.

I got you.
Up to you, tracy.
Ladies first.

Ohh!

This tank for tracy morgan
Is gonna be a challenge.

The body of the tank

Will be built with individual
Pieces of fiberglass

That will be assembled on site.

Three acrylic windows

Will give tracy the perfect view
Of the predators of the sea,

Grizzled body parts,

And ship wreckage
We're stocking the tank with.

And then outside,
The ship from the movie

Will give tracy the "Jaws" theme

And also camouflage the seams
In the fiberglass.

So, once we got back to vegas,

We checked in with jason cooper
At gist décor

Who has been mocking up
The exterior theming.

"J"!

Hey, guys, what's up?

So explain to us what you got
Going on here exactly.

This is
A full-scale mock-up

The way you'll see it in
The bottom of the basement.

Wayde: it's big.

Our standard tanks
Are built from acrylic,

But in this case,

This whole tank's gonna be built
In fiberglass

With three acrylic
Viewing windows,

Kind of like
A big fiberglass van.

I'm a little concerned about
The size of the windows

And where the windows
Are going.

We want to make sure that
When we build it up in pieces,

We can disguise
A few of the seams.

Technically, the acrylic's
Really like this.

Yep.

Behind this --
Like a picture frame.

Well,
The problem I have is

Where do these
Other windows meet?

I need 10 inches of fiberglass
To support that acrylic window

So it doesn't blow out
Into the guy's room.

You have it only like 5.

If you open this up
Too wide,

Then you're gonna ruin
The view of the tank.

Listen,
It's got to hold water.

What if we're to move some of
The theming around a little bit?

What if we were to slide
This down, shuffle this down?

We can end up with
A nice view here,

A nice big view here,
And down here.

And that way,

The tank doesn't feel like
We're covering up too much.

Whatever it's gonna take to give
Him the most amount of view,

That's
What we want to do.

Even with the design changes
That cooper's making,

I'm not sure that the seams
Are gonna hold back

3,000 gallons of water.

It's like tracy said,
"You got to believe."

You got to believe.
I got to build.

But, man, there's one problem --
Where's jaws?

You got the jaws
In the tank.
You seen "Jaws"?

Cooper's jaws looks more like
It should be called "Nibble."

That's like me.
Jaws is like wayde.

Jaws is tremendous --
Tremendous jaws is.

You're thinking
Something like this.
Show me how big jaws is.

See? Jaws is that big.
Look at that.

I'm thinking like a big shark
Right at the end of the --

Remember when he jumped
On the boat at the end?

And he shoved the
Thing in his mouth,
Then he blew him up.

That's what
I'm talking about.
That's not
A bad idea, dude.

Jason: maybe
We could have the teeth

Come down over the tank
A little bit.

Look like
He's biting the tank.
Yeah.

Brett:
"Jaws" in 3-d?

That's a great idea.

Yeah, it's so good
It's been done.

Jason: what do you guys
Think of that?

Brett: that's the cherry
On top of the cake.

What do you think?
You guys like that?
I like that.

Wayde: now with the giant
Great white attacking our tank,

Our design's ready
To be brought to life.

Brett:
Tracy morgan asked for body
Parts inside the shark tank --

Our body parts.

Redneck:
You ready to do this?
Not really.

And redneck -- he's a little
Too happy to make it happen.

Vaseline, saran wrap,
And gloves?

If you see all this stuff
And a redneck smiling,

We better run.
Exactly.

I'm a little scared of you,
Redneck.

I know me and you
Don't get along too good.

I don't know what
You're capable of doing.

[ laughs ]

We're gonna use my leg
And wade's arm as models.

We always try to put a little
Of ourselves into our tanks,

But this is ridiculous.

All right, let's do this,
Redneck.

Oh, redneck.

We coat our arm and leg
With petroleum jelly

So the molds we're making
Won't stick.

If we didn't, when
We remove the mold, it
Would rip the hair off.

It would be like
We'd be getting waxed. Ouch!

How do you know what
It feels like being waxed?

[ crickets chirping ]

Ohh, that's cold.

Watch over my shorts.
What are you doing?

Do you got to whine?

Wayde: look like
A mummy leg there.

I'm gonna wrap it right around
Your forehead. Watch.

[ laughs ]
Now it's your turn.

All right, let's do it.

Yeah!

Here you go, red.
Slap it up.

Make sure you get
The hands real good.

Hey, guys.
I...

What the hell
Are you guys doing?

Somebody plastered you already.
Look at you.

[ laughs ]

We're gonna cut it off,
And we're gonna poligen it up.

Put it together.
Redneck will make a mold.

It looks like you're doing
A good job there, redneck.

Dr. Redneck to you.

Oh, excuse me.

R.D., m.D.

M.D. Is for
"Majorly difficult."

[ laughter ]

You guys are incredible.

You like that one, huh?

Wayde:
Hey, I got a question.
Yeah?

How long is this
Gonna take to dry?

I don't really know.

You didn't read
The instructions?

What instructions?

Oh, geez.

Hey, at least he's working.

Hey, I work hard, too.

Yeah, we know what kind
Of hard work you do.

[ snoring ]

Wayde: I am so sick

Of hearing brett telling me
How hard he's working.

Tonight I'm gonna make sure
He's working late.

[ crickets chirping ]

Ahh!
There you go.

Oh, my god.

Where the hell
Did everybody go?!

Hey!

Real funny.

[ chirping continues ]

Are you serious?

It won't even fit
In the door.

Comedian tracy morgan

Requested to have our body parts
In his "Jaws" themed tank.

Redneck and wayde thought
It would be real funny

To leave me in the warehouse.

Someone's gonna get
My foot in their ass.

Once I finished
Getting plastered,

We hopped on a plane to e.R.I.

Exotic reef imports

Is where we're getting the fish
For tracy morgan's tank.

This place has
An awesome selection of sharks,

Which will give this "Jaws"
Inspired tank its bite.

What's up, fellas?
Hey!

What's up, rob?
Atm in the house!

Hey, what's going on,
Buddy?
What's up, man?

Nice to see you.

Brett: yeah,
You know tracy morgan?
Of course.

All right, well, we're doing
A huge tank for tracy morgan.

Wow.
And it's "Jaws" inspired.

So you know what we want --
We want some sharks.

Sharks, rays, you know,

Some kind of fish
That can go with it.

Big predators.
You know,
Something cool.

Look at this guy
Right here.

He's huge.
Man, he's a beauty.

We definitely need
Some cow rays.

You got any bluespots in here?
There's one.

Brett: rays come from the same
Family of predators as sharks,

So we have to add jaws'
Little brother to the tank.

So we're definitely gonna do
Some bat rays, some stingrays.

But we need some, like,
Ferocious, tough guys --

Blacktips, whitetips.

All right,
So here's the deal --

The blacks
And the whitetips --

We can't bring them
In here.

Where's the jobsite?
It's in
New york/new jersey.

These sharks get shipped
8,000 miles by plane

From bali to our jobsite.

They're packed
With 48 hours of oxygen,

Which is plenty for them
To arrive safely.

Brett:
Next we need some little guys

That can hold their own
With the sharks.

Rob: here we go, guys.
Convict tang.

These are the ultimate
Schooling fish.

They occur in schools
Of thousands in nature.

Convict tangs are badass.

I mean, just listen
To their name.

So they'll be able to live with
The predators in the big house.

These come from fiji --
These guys, right?
These guys come from fiji.

Well, let's get
A bunch of them.

They'll be perfect
With the sharks.

And what else
Are we gonna get?

How about something
Big and bold and orange?

Garibaldi?
California state fish.

There it is!

Let's do it!
I like it.
I like it.

Here we go --
Garibaldis.

Garibaldis, baby.

These guys
Are really aggressive.

They're gonna work perfect
In tracy's tank.

When I used to dive
Here in california

And cruise for the kelp,

These guys used to want
To pick at you.

Actually, a little-known fact
About this --

That is
Actually a damsel --

The biggest, baddest damsel
I've ever seen.

Well, these things should be
Fine with the sharks.

I think
They're gonna do well.
Oh,
They'll hold their own.

Ship everything out,
And then let us know --

Give us the airways bill,
And we're good.

Beautiful.
Cool.

Brett:
When we got back to atm,

I had a great idea to take
This tank to the next level.

Dude, check this out!
How cool is this?

This is a motion-activated
Voice recorder.
For what?

We're gonna post this
On tracy morgan's house

Right next to his wall
Down that corridor.

When he walks
Down the hallway, listen.

Man: you're gonna need
A bigger tank!

Remember in the movie,
When the guy says,

"You're gonna need
A bigger boat"?

Yeah, I remember that.
So we're gonna make,
"You need a bigger tank."

Every time he walks by,

It'll remind him
That he needs a bigger tank.

You're gonna need
A bigger tank.

That's pretty cool,
Dude.

That's pretty cool,
Right?

Whose voice
Are we gonna use?

Whose voice? My voice.

Why your voice?

I came up with the idea.
I ordered it.

We're gonna use
My voice.

Let's have a contest.

Let's go around and see
Who sounds the best on it.

A contest.

We'll sit down, we'll listen
To everyone's voice,

And we'll see
What sounds the best.
Whatever.

That's lame.
Why?

'cause it's my idea,

And you want to have other
People's voice on there.

Whatever. It's fine.

We're gonna need
A bigger tank.

We're gonna need
A bigger tank.

Wait, no, I don't know
If I can do it without laughing.

If you laugh,
You're gonna lose.

Count of three.
[ laughs ]

He's cheating!

See? You can't even
Win fairly.

Go ahead.
Give it to her.
Send him out.

[ laughs ]

Let's go.
[ laughing ]
I can't do it.

She's fired.

[ laughing ]

We're gonna need
A bigger tank!

Oh, my god.
She failed.

That was good!
My ears hurt.

You don't like mine?
Dude, you're done.

Don't hate.
Don't hate.

That's the winner.

You're gonna need
A bigger tank.

Sounds like a squirrel
Getting strangled.

Brett: come on.
Contest time. Let's go.

Agnes: let's vote.

I got the best one.

Let's vote.

Wayde:
After careful deliberation
With the atm family,

The winner is...

Me.
The general.

Brett, the general's
Gonna record it, brett.

Okay, we'll see.

Yeah, the general!

That's kind of lame.
I'll be honest.

You know what?
Get over it.
Whatever.

Wayde: once redneck finished
The gory limbs

And the shipwreck theming
Inside the tank...

...We're flying to tracy's to
Start building the tank on site.

The scale of this build is
Unlike anything we've ever done.

There's a lot of parts to this,

So it's gonna take some time to
Get everything in the basement.

We have the panels
For the front of the tank.

The individual pieces
Of fiberglass

We'll need to assemble
In the basement,

And all the acrylic
To give tracy a great view.

I even saw brett bust his ass

Because he wanted
To impress tracy.

We get all the pieces
Off the truck,

And jason cooper,
The guy who built the facade,

Hasn't arrived
To help us install it.

[ telephone rings ]

This is one of the
Most difficult builds
That we've ever done.

I mean, we're putting a tank
Together in tracy's house,

And jason cooper -- having him
Not here -- that's a problem.

Jason, hey, it's brett.
Hey, listen to me.

I don't know where you are,

But you are holding up
The whole jobsite.

I got pieces of fiberglass
Sitting all over the place.

I mean, you're supposed to be
Here to put this thing together.

Call me back.
Let me know.

And get here
As quick as possible.

Dude,
He's not answering.

I'd keep calling him,
Dude.

This job is not getting off
On the right foot,

And if jason
Doesn't get here soon,

I know exactly where
To put that foot.

And that's not the only problem.

Are you serious?

It won't even fit
In the door.

Put it in too many people's
Hands, there's gonna be issues.

And this is the only way in
To get downstairs.

We got to get this piece
Through the pocket door,

And the only way to do that
Is rip apart the molding.

Thank god tracy went out
For a little bit.

There's nothing

That wipes a smile off
A comedian's face faster

Than us ripping his house apart.

You got it, wayde?

I got this whole side.

Can we make
That clearance yet or no?
Not yet.

Todd:
If we take the railing out,

We could move it over
Just how it is.

Just take it this way and go
Straight down the stairs.

Wayde: I got to take
Frames off, moldings off,

Staircase banisters off.

Watch the walls.

We're wrecking this guy's house
Before we even start the tank.

Tilt the top in, then.
Here you go.

I got this whole side.
Lift.

All right, listen.

Why don't two more guys
Go get the next one?

Where the hell's brett?
I'm gonna hurt him.

[ snoring ]

How can you sleep with
All these problems going on?

It's a gift!

[ snoring continues ]

Narrator: and now it's time
For a quick fish fact.

Let's see how closely
You were listening.

All of the sea life
We are putting in tracy's tank

Can be dangerous, but...

Find out after the break.

The answer is...

The male garibaldi

Will boldly attack
Much larger swimming creatures,

Including humans,
And even bite divers

In order to drive them away
From where they keep their eggs.

Man:
This one's the biggest.

It's 91 1/2, guys.

That's too big.
Yeah,
It's not gonna fit.

We're across the country

Building a tank
For comedian tracy morgan.

Since the entrance
Of the basement was small,

We needed to design the tank
With smaller pieces

So we can assemble it on site.

Wayde:
Oh, look who showed up.

I'm well rested.
Let's go.

Where's
The missing piece?

It's upstairs.
It doesn't fit down the steps.

It's too big.

We'll have to cut
That piece in half.
We're gonna have to.

I wish cooper
Was here right now.

I will call him again.
I called him like seven times.

So let's go outside. Everybody
Get the rest of the stuff.

Be careful when you hop down
You don't crack the bottom.

I can't believe
It doesn't fit.

I'm not waiting for cooper
No more. I'm not.

Jason cooper is the guy
Who actually built the tank

And cut it apart.

Having him here would really
Help us put it back together.

But he hasn't shown up all day.

We got to get this done,
So let's just cut it.

You don't have to wait
For cooper anymore.

Man: you were supposed
To be here sunday.

Yo, what did you miss
Your plane or something?
Jason: yep.

You're an excuse expert.

How would you rate this
On the excuse-o-meter?

Not too good.
He needs a lot of help.

Listen, we really,
You know, are behind.

You're gonna get
Your beating later.

Don't worry about it.
All right.

[ laughter ]

It's over
An inch and a half too long.

So it won't fit
Downstairs?

No.

If we cut it, say,
In the middle here,

And we put the fiberglass
To bond it back together,

It may have a problem

When you guys put
Your acrylic window up there.

There might be like a --
There will be a hump.

Jason's guys are gonna have to
Seal and smooth the hump,

Which puts us further behind.

I have no choice.

I'm not leaving this tank
With a hump in it.

Yeah.

Dude, I never thought
We'd get these pieces in place,

Especially
This last piece.

It was so big.

Brett: I never thought
That you guys would do it.

Great job.

Go get cooper.
Let's get this thing gel-coated.

Let's finish it up.
Seal it.

Let's rock 'n' roll.

That's the least I could do.
I got it.

Tracy: brett.

Shouldn't you be building
A shark tank?

I send you out
To get cooper,

And you disappear
For a half-hour.

I ran into tracy.
We were talking business.

Yeah.

Man, I got to get one of these
At the office.

You see that?

It's the master right here.
Look.

You can look cool
On this.

She's yours.
Put your hand on there.

Wrong.
Put one foot on there.

Easy.

Put another hand
Up on there.

Now lean your body forward.
Weight distribution.

See?
Oh, oh, oh.

Now, if you want to stop,
Lean your heels back.

So forward
Moves me forward.

Yes, and now lean
Your heels back.

Whoa.

Yeah, turn around.
Easy. Easy.

Take it around the block.
That's awesome, all right?

I'd never go to work.

Yeah, take it easy,
Evel knievel.

Whoa.
I hope he doesn't steal
My segway.

Wayde: while cooper got to work
Sealing up the fiberglass,

I moved on
To the filtration system,

Which is really complex.

Hey, guys.
What's going on?

Well, we're just looking
At the size of this

And the amount of space we got
Down in the equipment room,

And it's not gonna fit
The way it is.

That means
Stewart from waterlife

Has to reconfigure
The system on site.

The headaches never end.

It's a big puzzle
Down there.
[ chuckles ] Yeah.

And we got to make sure
Everything runs right.

We got the right flow,
You know, the returns.

We got to make sure
Everything is correct.

After my joy ride,

I stayed outside
To figure out the theming.

I thought I'd do some work.

What the heck is this --
Like a flag.

What is this, the letter "F"?
Oh, my lord.

That's the sorriest boat
I've ever seen.

That don't look right.

There's half a shark.
Where's the other half?

Oh, god, this is killing me.

Oh, yeah, this helps a lot.

Yeah, just go by color.

What the hell are you doing
Out here?

Dude. Look at this.

I was never very good
At puzzles.

That makes
A lot more sense.

See, now it looks
Like a real boat.

Before, mine looked like a boat
That got blown up to pieces.

I mean, you captured
The boat, the orca,

Exactly the way it was
In "Jaws."

Wayde: now it's time to unload
300 boxes of nutri-seawater

With live naturally occurring
Bacteria.

This makes our job
So much easier.

Don't we have
Live sand, too?
We have live sand.
It's right over there.

It's so healthy
For the fish.

Live sand has microorganisms
Living in it.

It helps create
The fish's natural environment.

We have 1,500 pounds of it.

Fish are gonna love it.

Filling this newly assembled
Tank with water

Could be a disaster.

We normally test for leaks
At the shop,

But here we're doing it on site
With 3,000 gallons of water.

I hope his home insurance covers
Leaky shark tanks.

Don't even say that.

It was a huge relief to see
The tank filled with no leaks.

But once it was filled,

We noticed a problem
With our props.

Look at that.
It's floating.

Look at that.

Dude, you see wayde?

I did hear the ice-cream truck
A little bit ago.

Wayde: we cast a gory arm
And leg prop for tracy morgan.

They look like
They were bitten off by jaws.

But the only problem --
They float.

Look at that. It's floating.
Look at that.

There's no holes in this thing.
I feel the air in here.

How do you feel air?
[ laughs ]

You can just --
You can feel it.

You see what I'm saying?
You can feel it.

You feel the air?
Hold on. Let me feel it.

You know
There's air in here.

Listen to me.
I will beat you with my leg.

So we have to drill some holes
To let the air escape

So they would sink.

Dude, even
Your feet here smell, too.

You don't use these tools
Too much, do you?

There you go.
Like that.

Exactly.
A little more.

It feels weird
To drill into my own leg.

Forward, brett,
Not reverse.

The problem is...

The problem is you don't know
How to use a drill.

That's the problem.

There we go. Look at that.
Are you kidding me?

Let's get this arm in.
We'll fill it up with water.

It's gonna sink now,
Brett.

I think
This is it right here.

Lift it up
And put it over the leg,

So it's covering the hole
And on top of the rope.

Now that looks like
A proper shark attack.

Dude,
These lights are the bomb.

Yeah, this is coralife's
New lights, man.

These things
Are awesome.

Yeah, these are gonna
Look great over his tank.

Brett: once big boy finished up
With the lights...

Good job, big guy.

You should have been
An electrician.

...We went to
Aquarium design network.

Darian the owner
Met our shipment of fish

From exotic reef imports
On the east coast.

And we want to check on them
Before they bring them over.

Let's go see our sharks.

Yo, darian!
Yo, yo!

Brett: sharks are looking good.
They came in all right?
Yep.

Are they eating yet?
Yep.

Everyone's doing
Really, really well.

If you guys want to,
We can feed them later.

Why wait till later?
Let's feed them now.

Feeding time!

These guys are eating.
They're doing really good.

That's a really good sign.

Thank god that tracy --

He went with
This huge shark tank.

This is gonna be
A perfect home for them.

Absolutely.
They're gonna look great.

You know, a lot of people
Don't realize

That you just don't want to take
A shark and put it into a tank.

You want to make sure
The tank's big enough.

On the way out, I want to
Show you something really cool.

What do we got?
What do we got?

Holy cow!

Brett: the centerpiece
Of darian's shop has
This massive clam,

And it's as big
As my head.

Dude, I don't think anything
Has a head as big as yours.

That clam's estimated
To be 40 years old.

It shipped here.
It was 80 pounds in the crate.

They actually grow
Pretty big in the ocean.

I actually saw one
About yo big.

They're in such deep water,
You know,

Most people don't really
Get a chance to see them.

This will keep growing
In this tank, too.

You know, you have
The right lighting on it.

You feed it the right amount
Of food inside there.

That thing would eat you up,
Brett.

[ slurps ]
You'd disappear like that.

Darian wouldn't sell us the clam
For tracy's tank.

He treated that thing
Like his own kid.

Dude, I heard he's checking
That thing into preschool.

[ both laugh ]

Hey,
Thanks for the help.

So why don't you pack up
The fish?

We'll meet you over there.

We're back at tracy morgan's for
The second half of the install.

We had to wait
For the bacteria in the tank

To get to healthy levels
For the fish.

During the first part
Of the install,

We had to rip apart
And rebuild tracy's mansion

Just to get the pieces
In the basement.

Here's to hoping
The second half goes smoother.

Darian:
Here's the garibaldi.

He's big. Be careful.
And he splashes.

Look at the color on him.
Looking good.

Get the sharks ready.
Okay, you got it, guys.

Here go the nasos.

Hippo tang.
You got a hippo?

One hippo.
Just waiting for a friend.

This garibaldi's big,
And he's a splasher.

He's territorial, so that's why
We only got one of them.
I know.

If you stuck two in there,
They'd be fighting.

All the fish are in,
Except the big boys.

Wayde: brett thinks I don't know
About him on tracy's segway.

But I did see him.

And I have a need
For speed, too.

Dude.
You see wayde?

No, he's not down here.

But I did hear the ice-cream
Truck a little bit ago.

Oh, I bet you
He's getting ice cream.

Dude.
Where you been?

To get some water.
I'm downstairs wo--

You got some water.

Hold on a second.
Let me see.

You're lying to me.
It's all gone.

Yeah, I thought so.
Vanilla milkshake.

The last thing you need is a
Vanilla milkshake and a segway.

How about a vanilla milkshake
And a pair of running sneakers?

Okay, we're even.

The sharks are here now,
So let's get to business.

All right, fine.
We're even.

You got the sharks?
We got the sharks.

Just make sure
I have a clear way

To go all the way down.

Nothing in my way.

Come on, tubby.
You walk backwards.

These guy's a jumper,
So be careful.

Try to hold it level.

Don't dump it on my head.

I won't.
Hold it level.

[ water sloshes ]
There you go. Perfect.

Keep going
And put it on the floor.

Watch your back.

Right here
Close to the tank.

This guy's gonna bite.

Wayde: look at him go.

Usually, whitetips
Go hang out in the bottom.

He's in there.
He's checking it out.

Both blacktip
And whitetip species

Can grow
Almost six feet long.

And they have at least 100
Sharp teeth in multiple rows.

Badasses.

All right,
He's in the bucket.

Let's get him
Right in the tank.

Look at him go.

All right,
Let's get the next one in.

Careful.

I hate the sharp spines.

Rough rays -- they have spikes
With thorns on their tails

For protection.

Trying to hold one --

It's like grabbing a string
Of barbed wire.

All right,
Here's the big one.

Oh, look at him glide.

She's in.

Let's get her right
In the tank, guys.

This is "Jaws," baby.
This is it!

Wow, look
At these guys, dude!

They look great!

Hey, so, guys,
Let's clean this thing up.

Let's pull
These things down.

Let's get this thing ready
To show to tracy.

Man: excellent.

Yes!

This is so cool!

Brett: our nearly impossible
On-site build

For tracy morgan's shark tank

Is almost ready
For him to check out.

And, sorry, general,

But I'm declaring myself
The official winner

Of the "We need a bigger tank"
Voice-recording contest.

We're gonna need
A bigger tank.

We're gonna need
A bigger tank.

Hey, wayde.

Dude.

Man, I got the recorder.

I got it --

The motion sensor
Voice recorder.

What --
Did you get a discount?

We're gonna need
A bigger tank.

That's not
Your dad's voice.

I know.
It's my voice.

We're gonna need
A bigger tank.

Why is it your voice?

Dude, he tried to charge me
For his voice.

We're gonna need
A bigger tank.

Who wants to hear
My dad's?

[ both laugh ]

All right,
Are we ready?

It's all clean
And ready to go.

Let's go get tracy.
Let's do it.
Let's go.

You know, right now,
After doing all this work,

This tank is unbelievable.

I know he's gonna be excited
When he sees this.

I'm real excited
About showing this to tracy.

He called us out --
Right on national tv.

And I want to prove to him
What atm can do.

Yes!

This is crazy!

We're gonna need
A bigger tank.

[ laughs ]

This is so cool!

Come down here.
Check it out.

Yes!

Totally exceeded
My expectations, man.

Atm, you are number one!

Thank you, baby.

There we go.

You dudes take it to 10!

Y'all take it to 10!

This is crazy!

This is a joy right here
In my own home.

And I have these creatures
From the sea in my own home now.

All those weeks on tour, man,
And I come back,

And I have this in my house --
You guys are the best.

Not only did we want to have
"Jaws" themed on the outside,

We wanted to have
The theme on the inside.

You said my leg
And wayde's arm, right?

So we actually casted my leg
And wayde's arm.

Spielberg couldn't do it
Better than that.

These are planks
That we actually made by hand.

Redneck actually handmade
All these planks.

Redneck, I love you!
Thank you!

[ laughs ]

He loves me.
Who doesn't?

Look at the sharks
In there, man.

You know,
That's a whitetip shark.

Comes from bali.

That's my whitetip.
This is a blacktip right there.

Yeah, there he is.
Look at him.
Look at him.

You got three japanese leopards
Up there, as well.

He's beautiful.

So how big are these sharks
Gonna actually get?

They'll get four or five feet --
Maybe six feet.

They'll take a few years
To get there, though.

Oh, cool stuff.

So I'll be able
To enjoy these guys

Before I donate them
To an aquarium.

100%.

Every day that I come in here
And I see this tank,

You know what I'm gonna say,
Right?

Brett and wayde
Are the best?

[ laughter ]

Y'all did it.
You designed this.

We really wanted to make
This thing over-the-top.

Yo, brett, man,
You did your thing!

Thanks a lot, wayde!

Oh, come here
And give me some sugar!

This is nice! Yes!

Now can I go show this
To my family?

Let's show them.
Let's do this.

Let's do it!

This is something for years
And years and years to come.

Atm, thank you very much
From me and my family.

We appreciate it very much,

And this is an enjoyable thing
In our house.

I know I will be calling
Brett and wayde in the future.

The plans that I got...

You ever seen a dolphin
In new jersey?

[ chanting ] Atm! Atm!

Here in my basement,
Every day is shark day.

Every week is shark week.

Every month
Is shark month.

Holla!

Brett: this week we built
A "Jaws" inspired tank

On site for the tracy morgan.

It's 20 feet long,
Contains 3,000 gallons,

And is stocked
With fierce sharks

That we had flown in
8,000 miles from bali

To be part of this tank.

We need the luggage guy.

Hey, dude, there's a guy here
On a segway.

Coming here?
Yeah, I want to see
What he's doing.

How you doing?
Hey.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

I got a delivery
For you.

A segway.

I got a card.

"To brett and wayde."

"Dear brett and wayde,
Thank you for the great tank.

"Thought you would enjoy
One of these.

Tracy morgan."
Oh, that's pretty cool.

Segway!
It is my birthday!

Yeah, this has been
A great week!

Not to mention we're never gonna
Have to walk again.

[ both chuckle ]

See you guys later.

I'll go get the mail.

Brett:
My turn. Let's go.

Hey, you're not too bad
On that thing.

Yeah, I'm a natural.

Yo, what up, tray?
How are you?

Yo, what up?

I'm riding it right now.
I love it.

I want to show
My appreciation

For the tank
That you guys built.

You guys are awesome, man.

I hope you really enjoy
Your segway.

He won't even
Let me get on.

Hell no. Not yet.

Listen, you guys
Got to share, man.

Please don't have me
Come out there to vegas

And separate you two.

Man, I think instead
Of you coming out here,

You might have to send
Another one.

[ laughter ]

It's been funny.
It's been unique.

You got it. We will.

Peace.
Peace.

Bye-bye, tray.

That's pretty cool.
All right, now,
Let me get on now.

Come on!

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