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Original subtitles

Narrator: On this episode of "Tanked"...

Hey! Tracy morgan -- He wants a fish tank.

Oh, my god, atm guys! Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Come in! Oh, my god!

I want the tank -- This whole wall.

Why don't we just put Like 10 tanks?

No, That's not gonna happen.

I don't know where you are,

But you are holding up The whole jobsite.

Wayde: I got pieces of fiberglass Sitting all over the place.

I got to take frames, Moldings, banisters off.

We're wrecking this house Before we even start the tank.

All right, Here's the big one.

Yes!

In my basement, Every week is shark week.

Holla!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

-- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com

Captions paid for by Discovery communications

Brett: everyone at atm starts Each work day in their own way.

Heather runs the numbers.

Wayde reviews current projects With the general,

Who pretends to know What he's talking about.

And me -- I tweet And watch my tv talk shows.

Hey! Wayde!

Guys, you got to check this out! Look at this! Come here!

What's up?! What happened?!

Oh, my god! Guys, tracy morgan... What?

Dude, I mean, I was just Sitting here watching tv,

And tracy -- He wants a fish tank.

He just called us out.

What do you mean He called us out?

He just called atm out To build him a shark tank.

He goes, "If you guys are Watching, get ahold of me,

And I want you guys To build me a shark tank."

On "The view."

Wait. Can we back this up Here a second?

I'm in my third business meeting Of the day,

And you're watching "The view."

What? I got a thing for joy behar.

Is that so wrong?

Hold on. Rewind.

Whoopi: I hear that you have

All kind of strange things In your aquarium.

What is it -- jellyfish And stuff that will eat you?

Tracy: yeah, I love Those exotic animals.

I want to get a shark tank In my house,

And I'm asking you, "Tanked,"

Come to my house and build me A nice, big shark tank.

Huh? What did I tell you?

Dude, that's amazing. Let's get in touch.

Call "The view." Call anybody.

Dude! It's so surreal. I can't believe it.

And you said Nothing would come

From me watching My morning tv.

* go, tracy, It's your birthday *

* it's your birthday, He's our new client *

* it's your birthday *

Oh, yeah!

[ both laugh ]

Hey, wayde.

Yeah? Come in here.

We're gonna call tracy morgan Right now.

[ dial tone ]

Clear the line.

[ indistinct conversation ]

Should have his number Right here.

I thought you were, like,

The king of the remotes And all that.

You can't even work A phone.

[ telephone rings ]

Tracy: hello?

Hello, tracy?

Hey, buddy, This is brett raymer,

Wayde king, And dennis whiteman from atm.

How's it going?

Trying to figure out This system.

Hold on a second.

[ dial tone ] You just hung up On him.

You just hung up On tracy morgan!

You moron!

Dude, the phones are A little complicated!

What do you want?!

You should try both lines.

[ dial tone ]

[ laughs ]

How do we resume The call now?

Just go back To him again.

[ telephone rings ] Hello, tracy?

[ laughs ]

All right, so, my main reason Is -- to calling you is

I'm trying to get a lowdown on Exactly what you're looking for.

That's cool.

[ laughter ]

Hey, you know We can build anything.

Easily.

Easily.

Dead serious.

We might be there For about a week, 10 days.

We're thinking about Moving in with you.

Is that all right?

[ laughs ]

[ laughter ]

I can't believe we're building Tracy morgan a tank.

And at the risk Of being repetitious...

* it's your birthday, It's your birthday *

* go, tracy, It's your birthday *

Yeah!

Dude, this is gonna be awesome. I can't wait to meet tracy.

He's gonna be a lot of fun.

Dude, listen, we're not here To hang out with a celebrity.

Dude, I already got On the phone with him.

He already said he's looking Forward to us coming.

I'm definitely hanging With him.

Oh, the atm guys!

Look, y'all, The atm guys!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

The atm guys are here! Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! The atm guys!

Come here, brett and wayde! Come in!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Atm is here! Atm is here!

Aah!

You need some oxygen? You all right?

Yes. All right, I just want to make sure.

Wait a minute. Let me catch my breath.

Don't give him mouth-to-mouth, Brett. Slow down.

I need mouth-to-mouth. Matter of fact, look.

[ groans ]

I need mouth-to-mouth.

Here a little tongue. Look.

Megan: look, he's like, "Come on."

Help me up. Help me up. Help me up. Ahh.

You were really gonna Give him mouth-to-mouth.

Yeah, I'm the hero type.

What if redneck was dying And needed mouth-to-mouth?

I'd miss him.

[ both laugh ]

Tracy: This is my family.

This is tracy jr.

And this is my beautiful Fiancée, megan wollover.

We're so happy to have You guys in our home. Thank you very much.

We're excited To be here, man.

This is off the hook. We're ready.

Let me show you around A little bit. Absolutely.

This is my little aquarium. I have eight tanks.

And this is My jellyfish tank.

My lady loves it. And this is just her tank.

And there's 17 moon jellyfish In there. That's awesome.

This one over here is One of my first big tanks.

Brett: How many gallons is that?

I put about a good 2 million Cups of water in there,

So I got to say About 500 gallons.

500 gallons? Yeah.

That's a pretty Good-sized tank.

In here -- What do you have?

I have a green moray eel And a sand shark.

I don't know what particular Sand shark it is.

I just know that It likes to lay on sand.

I love exotic animals,

And there's some people That don't even know

That these animals live with us Here on the planet.

It keeps me From watching tv.

I like to watch The animals sometimes.

Tray, I know you brought us here For another tank.

Show us Where it's gonna go.

Hey, you got A really nice house here.

Thank you very much.

Get out Of the dude's fridge.

That's how you know What kind of person he is.

[ needle scratches ] Hey, wait a second.

Is this the only way in -- To get the tank in?

There's only one way in And one way out

Of tracy morgan's Man cave.

Oof. Oh, boy.

A little tight to get The tanks down here.

That's gonna limit us A little bit.

I'm surprised you fit Down these stairs, wayde.

You're not A professional comedian?

I would've never guessed.

So this is The room that rocks,

And I want the tank -- This whole wall.

The whole thing? This whole space.

Wow, that's pretty long. That's like 20 feet.

How am I gonna get down The steps?

We can figure out A way to get it down.

Yes!

Why don't we just put Like 10 tanks?

No, that's not gonna happen. I want one big tank.

We would have to knock down A whole wall of his house

To get a tank this size in.

Brett: This is tracy morgan.

This is the big time.

When he wants something -- Atm, we got to get it done.

My man Wants what he wants.

We got to give him What he wants. Yeah!

[ laughs ]

I'm a little scared of you, Redneck.

I know me and you Don't get along too good.

I don't know what You're capable of doing.

Brett: we're at tracy morgan's House in new jersey.

Tracy was on "The view"

And said he wanted us To build a tank for him.

He mentioned us by name. Crazy!

This is The room that rocks,

And I want the tank -- This whole wall.

The whole thing? This whole space.

Tracy wants something different Than everybody else.

He wants this monster tank,

And he wants it Down in his basement.

Why don't we just put Like 10 tanks?

No, that's not gonna happen. I want one big tank.

Brett: it's gonna be Really difficult to build.

I'm not really sure What exactly we're gonna do.

My man Wants what he wants.

We got to give him What he wants. Yeah, yeah.

I got you covered.

We're gonna build it Right here in his basement. Yes!

Frp tank --

We'll cut it in pieces, Walk it in.

We'll build it right here In his basement.

Frp it is!

What's an frp?

[ laughs ] Tell him what frp is.

It's fiberglass reinforced Plastic.

We can actually make The tank in vegas,

And the tank Will be finished.

We'll have to cut The tank in pieces

That we can actually carry Downstairs.

This whole thing Will be fiberglass

With windows That you look into.

Yes. I think That's incredible.

Wayde: building a tank like this Is a huge risk.

Instead of building it In the shop,

We have to put it together Like a puzzle on site.

And if our acrylic window Doesn't hold the water weight,

Let's put it this way --

Tracy? He's gonna have A new pool in his basement.

What about theming?

The theme I want to be "Jaws."

'cause I love that movie So much.

I want the whole tank To look like the sunken orca.

Like the boat?

The boat that jaws Climbed up on top of --

Some body parts Laying around.

As a matter of fact, I need that arm and this leg.

But before your arm goes In the tank,

I need you to lift weights In that gym.

And for your leg -- I don't want that leg.

I want this leg 'cause it looks juicier.

Okay, but I need those Body parts in that tank.

Your arm and his leg, Please.

And if you're feeling generous, A kidney maybe.

[ laughs ]

Doesn't it feel like tracy's Harvesting our body parts?

Yeah, but celebrities are used To getting what they ask for.

We got a tank that We have to build on site.

Right.

Do it All "Jaws" themed. Right.

Put body parts in it. Right.

Well, Don't worry about it.

After you guys finish the job, I got a nice tip for you.

I'll give you, like, Both $10 apiece.

Get you some sandwiches.

Perfect. Thank you. Wow.

You got it. It's no problem.

We can do this.

I believe. [ laughs ]

I believe. And I know you can do it.

I got you. Up to you, tracy. Ladies first.

Ohh!

This tank for tracy morgan Is gonna be a challenge.

The body of the tank

Will be built with individual Pieces of fiberglass

That will be assembled on site.

Three acrylic windows

Will give tracy the perfect view Of the predators of the sea,

Grizzled body parts,

And ship wreckage We're stocking the tank with.

And then outside, The ship from the movie

Will give tracy the "Jaws" theme

And also camouflage the seams In the fiberglass.

So, once we got back to vegas,

We checked in with jason cooper At gist décor

Who has been mocking up The exterior theming.

"J"!

Hey, guys, what's up?

So explain to us what you got Going on here exactly.

This is A full-scale mock-up

The way you'll see it in The bottom of the basement.

Wayde: it's big.

Our standard tanks Are built from acrylic,

But in this case,

This whole tank's gonna be built In fiberglass

With three acrylic Viewing windows,

Kind of like A big fiberglass van.

I'm a little concerned about The size of the windows

And where the windows Are going.

We want to make sure that When we build it up in pieces,

We can disguise A few of the seams.

Technically, the acrylic's Really like this.

Yep.

Behind this -- Like a picture frame.

Well, The problem I have is

Where do these Other windows meet?

I need 10 inches of fiberglass To support that acrylic window

So it doesn't blow out Into the guy's room.

You have it only like 5.

If you open this up Too wide,

Then you're gonna ruin The view of the tank.

Listen, It's got to hold water.

What if we're to move some of The theming around a little bit?

What if we were to slide This down, shuffle this down?

We can end up with A nice view here,

A nice big view here, And down here.

And that way,

The tank doesn't feel like We're covering up too much.

Whatever it's gonna take to give Him the most amount of view,

That's What we want to do.

Even with the design changes That cooper's making,

I'm not sure that the seams Are gonna hold back

3,000 gallons of water.

It's like tracy said, "You got to believe."

You got to believe. I got to build.

But, man, there's one problem -- Where's jaws?

You got the jaws In the tank. You seen "Jaws"?

Cooper's jaws looks more like It should be called "Nibble."

That's like me. Jaws is like wayde.

Jaws is tremendous -- Tremendous jaws is.

You're thinking Something like this. Show me how big jaws is.

See? Jaws is that big. Look at that.

I'm thinking like a big shark Right at the end of the --

Remember when he jumped On the boat at the end?

And he shoved the Thing in his mouth, Then he blew him up.

That's what I'm talking about. That's not A bad idea, dude.

Jason: maybe We could have the teeth

Come down over the tank A little bit.

Look like He's biting the tank. Yeah.

Brett: "Jaws" in 3-d?

That's a great idea.

Yeah, it's so good It's been done.

Jason: what do you guys Think of that?

Brett: that's the cherry On top of the cake.

What do you think? You guys like that? I like that.

Wayde: now with the giant Great white attacking our tank,

Our design's ready To be brought to life.

Brett: Tracy morgan asked for body Parts inside the shark tank --

Our body parts.

Redneck: You ready to do this? Not really.

And redneck -- he's a little Too happy to make it happen.

Vaseline, saran wrap, And gloves?

If you see all this stuff And a redneck smiling,

We better run. Exactly.

I'm a little scared of you, Redneck.

I know me and you Don't get along too good.

I don't know what You're capable of doing.

[ laughs ]

We're gonna use my leg And wade's arm as models.

We always try to put a little Of ourselves into our tanks,

But this is ridiculous.

All right, let's do this, Redneck.

Oh, redneck.

We coat our arm and leg With petroleum jelly

So the molds we're making Won't stick.

If we didn't, when We remove the mold, it Would rip the hair off.

It would be like We'd be getting waxed. Ouch!

How do you know what It feels like being waxed?

[ crickets chirping ]

Ohh, that's cold.

Watch over my shorts. What are you doing?

Do you got to whine?

Wayde: look like A mummy leg there.

I'm gonna wrap it right around Your forehead. Watch.

[ laughs ] Now it's your turn.

All right, let's do it.

Yeah!

Here you go, red. Slap it up.

Make sure you get The hands real good.

Hey, guys. I...

What the hell Are you guys doing?

Somebody plastered you already. Look at you.

[ laughs ]

We're gonna cut it off, And we're gonna poligen it up.

Put it together. Redneck will make a mold.

It looks like you're doing A good job there, redneck.

Dr. Redneck to you.

Oh, excuse me.

R.D., m.D.

M.D. Is for "Majorly difficult."

[ laughter ]

You guys are incredible.

You like that one, huh?

Wayde: Hey, I got a question. Yeah?

How long is this Gonna take to dry?

I don't really know.

You didn't read The instructions?

What instructions?

Oh, geez.

Hey, at least he's working.

Hey, I work hard, too.

Yeah, we know what kind Of hard work you do.

[ snoring ]

Wayde: I am so sick

Of hearing brett telling me How hard he's working.

Tonight I'm gonna make sure He's working late.

[ crickets chirping ]

Ahh! There you go.

Oh, my god.

Where the hell Did everybody go?!

Hey!

Real funny.

[ chirping continues ]

Are you serious?

It won't even fit In the door.

Comedian tracy morgan

Requested to have our body parts In his "Jaws" themed tank.

Redneck and wayde thought It would be real funny

To leave me in the warehouse.

Someone's gonna get My foot in their ass.

Once I finished Getting plastered,

We hopped on a plane to e.R.I.

Exotic reef imports

Is where we're getting the fish For tracy morgan's tank.

This place has An awesome selection of sharks,

Which will give this "Jaws" Inspired tank its bite.

What's up, fellas? Hey!

What's up, rob? Atm in the house!

Hey, what's going on, Buddy? What's up, man?

Nice to see you.

Brett: yeah, You know tracy morgan? Of course.

All right, well, we're doing A huge tank for tracy morgan.

Wow. And it's "Jaws" inspired.

So you know what we want -- We want some sharks.

Sharks, rays, you know,

Some kind of fish That can go with it.

Big predators. You know, Something cool.

Look at this guy Right here.

He's huge. Man, he's a beauty.

We definitely need Some cow rays.

You got any bluespots in here? There's one.

Brett: rays come from the same Family of predators as sharks,

So we have to add jaws' Little brother to the tank.

So we're definitely gonna do Some bat rays, some stingrays.

But we need some, like, Ferocious, tough guys --

Blacktips, whitetips.

All right, So here's the deal --

The blacks And the whitetips --

We can't bring them In here.

Where's the jobsite? It's in New york/new jersey.

These sharks get shipped 8,000 miles by plane

From bali to our jobsite.

They're packed With 48 hours of oxygen,

Which is plenty for them To arrive safely.

Brett: Next we need some little guys

That can hold their own With the sharks.

Rob: here we go, guys. Convict tang.

These are the ultimate Schooling fish.

They occur in schools Of thousands in nature.

Convict tangs are badass.

I mean, just listen To their name.

So they'll be able to live with The predators in the big house.

These come from fiji -- These guys, right? These guys come from fiji.

Well, let's get A bunch of them.

They'll be perfect With the sharks.

And what else Are we gonna get?

How about something Big and bold and orange?

Garibaldi? California state fish.

There it is!

Let's do it! I like it. I like it.

Here we go -- Garibaldis.

Garibaldis, baby.

These guys Are really aggressive.

They're gonna work perfect In tracy's tank.

When I used to dive Here in california

And cruise for the kelp,

These guys used to want To pick at you.

Actually, a little-known fact About this --

That is Actually a damsel --

The biggest, baddest damsel I've ever seen.

Well, these things should be Fine with the sharks.

I think They're gonna do well. Oh, They'll hold their own.

Ship everything out, And then let us know --

Give us the airways bill, And we're good.

Beautiful. Cool.

Brett: When we got back to atm,

I had a great idea to take This tank to the next level.

Dude, check this out! How cool is this?

This is a motion-activated Voice recorder. For what?

We're gonna post this On tracy morgan's house

Right next to his wall Down that corridor.

When he walks Down the hallway, listen.

Man: you're gonna need A bigger tank!

Remember in the movie, When the guy says,

"You're gonna need A bigger boat"?

Yeah, I remember that. So we're gonna make, "You need a bigger tank."

Every time he walks by,

It'll remind him That he needs a bigger tank.

You're gonna need A bigger tank.

That's pretty cool, Dude.

That's pretty cool, Right?

Whose voice Are we gonna use?

Whose voice? My voice.

Why your voice?

I came up with the idea. I ordered it.

We're gonna use My voice.

Let's have a contest.

Let's go around and see Who sounds the best on it.

A contest.

We'll sit down, we'll listen To everyone's voice,

And we'll see What sounds the best. Whatever.

That's lame. Why?

'cause it's my idea,

And you want to have other People's voice on there.

Whatever. It's fine.

We're gonna need A bigger tank.

We're gonna need A bigger tank.

Wait, no, I don't know If I can do it without laughing.

If you laugh, You're gonna lose.

Count of three. [ laughs ]

He's cheating!

See? You can't even Win fairly.

Go ahead. Give it to her. Send him out.

[ laughs ]

Let's go. [ laughing ] I can't do it.

She's fired.

[ laughing ]

We're gonna need A bigger tank!

Oh, my god. She failed.

That was good! My ears hurt.

You don't like mine? Dude, you're done.

Don't hate. Don't hate.

That's the winner.

You're gonna need A bigger tank.

Sounds like a squirrel Getting strangled.

Brett: come on. Contest time. Let's go.

Agnes: let's vote.

I got the best one.

Let's vote.

Wayde: After careful deliberation With the atm family,

The winner is...

Me. The general.

Brett, the general's Gonna record it, brett.

Okay, we'll see.

Yeah, the general!

That's kind of lame. I'll be honest.

You know what? Get over it. Whatever.

Wayde: once redneck finished The gory limbs

And the shipwreck theming Inside the tank...

...We're flying to tracy's to Start building the tank on site.

The scale of this build is Unlike anything we've ever done.

There's a lot of parts to this,

So it's gonna take some time to Get everything in the basement.

We have the panels For the front of the tank.

The individual pieces Of fiberglass

We'll need to assemble In the basement,

And all the acrylic To give tracy a great view.

I even saw brett bust his ass

Because he wanted To impress tracy.

We get all the pieces Off the truck,

And jason cooper, The guy who built the facade,

Hasn't arrived To help us install it.

[ telephone rings ]

This is one of the Most difficult builds That we've ever done.

I mean, we're putting a tank Together in tracy's house,

And jason cooper -- having him Not here -- that's a problem.

Jason, hey, it's brett. Hey, listen to me.

I don't know where you are,

But you are holding up The whole jobsite.

I got pieces of fiberglass Sitting all over the place.

I mean, you're supposed to be Here to put this thing together.

Call me back. Let me know.

And get here As quick as possible.

Dude, He's not answering.

I'd keep calling him, Dude.

This job is not getting off On the right foot,

And if jason Doesn't get here soon,

I know exactly where To put that foot.

And that's not the only problem.

Are you serious?

It won't even fit In the door.

Put it in too many people's Hands, there's gonna be issues.

And this is the only way in To get downstairs.

We got to get this piece Through the pocket door,

And the only way to do that Is rip apart the molding.

Thank god tracy went out For a little bit.

There's nothing

That wipes a smile off A comedian's face faster

Than us ripping his house apart.

You got it, wayde?

I got this whole side.

Can we make That clearance yet or no? Not yet.

Todd: If we take the railing out,

We could move it over Just how it is.

Just take it this way and go Straight down the stairs.

Wayde: I got to take Frames off, moldings off,

Staircase banisters off.

Watch the walls.

We're wrecking this guy's house Before we even start the tank.

Tilt the top in, then. Here you go.

I got this whole side. Lift.

All right, listen.

Why don't two more guys Go get the next one?

Where the hell's brett? I'm gonna hurt him.

[ snoring ]

How can you sleep with All these problems going on?

It's a gift!

[ snoring continues ]

Narrator: and now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Let's see how closely You were listening.

All of the sea life We are putting in tracy's tank

Can be dangerous, but...

Find out after the break.

The answer is...

The male garibaldi

Will boldly attack Much larger swimming creatures,

Including humans, And even bite divers

In order to drive them away From where they keep their eggs.

Man: This one's the biggest.

It's 91 1/2, guys.

That's too big. Yeah, It's not gonna fit.

We're across the country

Building a tank For comedian tracy morgan.

Since the entrance Of the basement was small,

We needed to design the tank With smaller pieces

So we can assemble it on site.

Wayde: Oh, look who showed up.

I'm well rested. Let's go.

Where's The missing piece?

It's upstairs. It doesn't fit down the steps.

It's too big.

We'll have to cut That piece in half. We're gonna have to.

I wish cooper Was here right now.

I will call him again. I called him like seven times.

So let's go outside. Everybody Get the rest of the stuff.

Be careful when you hop down You don't crack the bottom.

I can't believe It doesn't fit.

I'm not waiting for cooper No more. I'm not.

Jason cooper is the guy Who actually built the tank

And cut it apart.

Having him here would really Help us put it back together.

But he hasn't shown up all day.

We got to get this done, So let's just cut it.

You don't have to wait For cooper anymore.

Man: you were supposed To be here sunday.

Yo, what did you miss Your plane or something? Jason: yep.

You're an excuse expert.

How would you rate this On the excuse-o-meter?

Not too good. He needs a lot of help.

Listen, we really, You know, are behind.

You're gonna get Your beating later.

Don't worry about it. All right.

[ laughter ]

It's over An inch and a half too long.

So it won't fit Downstairs?

No.

If we cut it, say, In the middle here,

And we put the fiberglass To bond it back together,

It may have a problem

When you guys put Your acrylic window up there.

There might be like a -- There will be a hump.

Jason's guys are gonna have to Seal and smooth the hump,

Which puts us further behind.

I have no choice.

I'm not leaving this tank With a hump in it.

Yeah.

Dude, I never thought We'd get these pieces in place,

Especially This last piece.

It was so big.

Brett: I never thought That you guys would do it.

Great job.

Go get cooper. Let's get this thing gel-coated.

Let's finish it up. Seal it.

Let's rock 'n' roll.

That's the least I could do. I got it.

Tracy: brett.

Shouldn't you be building A shark tank?

I send you out To get cooper,

And you disappear For a half-hour.

I ran into tracy. We were talking business.

Yeah.

Man, I got to get one of these At the office.

You see that?

It's the master right here. Look.

You can look cool On this.

She's yours. Put your hand on there.

Wrong. Put one foot on there.

Easy.

Put another hand Up on there.

Now lean your body forward. Weight distribution.

See? Oh, oh, oh.

Now, if you want to stop, Lean your heels back.

So forward Moves me forward.

Yes, and now lean Your heels back.

Whoa.

Yeah, turn around. Easy. Easy.

Take it around the block. That's awesome, all right?

I'd never go to work.

Yeah, take it easy, Evel knievel.

Whoa. I hope he doesn't steal My segway.

Wayde: while cooper got to work Sealing up the fiberglass,

I moved on To the filtration system,

Which is really complex.

Hey, guys. What's going on?

Well, we're just looking At the size of this

And the amount of space we got Down in the equipment room,

And it's not gonna fit The way it is.

That means Stewart from waterlife

Has to reconfigure The system on site.

The headaches never end.

It's a big puzzle Down there. [ chuckles ] Yeah.

And we got to make sure Everything runs right.

We got the right flow, You know, the returns.

We got to make sure Everything is correct.

After my joy ride,

I stayed outside To figure out the theming.

I thought I'd do some work.

What the heck is this -- Like a flag.

What is this, the letter "F"? Oh, my lord.

That's the sorriest boat I've ever seen.

That don't look right.

There's half a shark. Where's the other half?

Oh, god, this is killing me.

Oh, yeah, this helps a lot.

Yeah, just go by color.

What the hell are you doing Out here?

Dude. Look at this.

I was never very good At puzzles.

That makes A lot more sense.

See, now it looks Like a real boat.

Before, mine looked like a boat That got blown up to pieces.

I mean, you captured The boat, the orca,

Exactly the way it was In "Jaws."

Wayde: now it's time to unload 300 boxes of nutri-seawater

With live naturally occurring Bacteria.

This makes our job So much easier.

Don't we have Live sand, too? We have live sand. It's right over there.

It's so healthy For the fish.

Live sand has microorganisms Living in it.

It helps create The fish's natural environment.

We have 1,500 pounds of it.

Fish are gonna love it.

Filling this newly assembled Tank with water

Could be a disaster.

We normally test for leaks At the shop,

But here we're doing it on site With 3,000 gallons of water.

I hope his home insurance covers Leaky shark tanks.

Don't even say that.

It was a huge relief to see The tank filled with no leaks.

But once it was filled,

We noticed a problem With our props.

Look at that. It's floating.

Look at that.

Dude, you see wayde?

I did hear the ice-cream truck A little bit ago.

Wayde: we cast a gory arm And leg prop for tracy morgan.

They look like They were bitten off by jaws.

But the only problem -- They float.

Look at that. It's floating. Look at that.

There's no holes in this thing. I feel the air in here.

How do you feel air? [ laughs ]

You can just -- You can feel it.

You see what I'm saying? You can feel it.

You feel the air? Hold on. Let me feel it.

You know There's air in here.

Listen to me. I will beat you with my leg.

So we have to drill some holes To let the air escape

So they would sink.

Dude, even Your feet here smell, too.

You don't use these tools Too much, do you?

There you go. Like that.

Exactly. A little more.

It feels weird To drill into my own leg.

Forward, brett, Not reverse.

The problem is...

The problem is you don't know How to use a drill.

That's the problem.

There we go. Look at that. Are you kidding me?

Let's get this arm in. We'll fill it up with water.

It's gonna sink now, Brett.

I think This is it right here.

Lift it up And put it over the leg,

So it's covering the hole And on top of the rope.

Now that looks like A proper shark attack.

Dude, These lights are the bomb.

Yeah, this is coralife's New lights, man.

These things Are awesome.

Yeah, these are gonna Look great over his tank.

Brett: once big boy finished up With the lights...

Good job, big guy.

You should have been An electrician.

...We went to Aquarium design network.

Darian the owner Met our shipment of fish

From exotic reef imports On the east coast.

And we want to check on them Before they bring them over.

Let's go see our sharks.

Yo, darian! Yo, yo!

Brett: sharks are looking good. They came in all right? Yep.

Are they eating yet? Yep.

Everyone's doing Really, really well.

If you guys want to, We can feed them later.

Why wait till later? Let's feed them now.

Feeding time!

These guys are eating. They're doing really good.

That's a really good sign.

Thank god that tracy --

He went with This huge shark tank.

This is gonna be A perfect home for them.

Absolutely. They're gonna look great.

You know, a lot of people Don't realize

That you just don't want to take A shark and put it into a tank.

You want to make sure The tank's big enough.

On the way out, I want to Show you something really cool.

What do we got? What do we got?

Holy cow!

Brett: the centerpiece Of darian's shop has This massive clam,

And it's as big As my head.

Dude, I don't think anything Has a head as big as yours.

That clam's estimated To be 40 years old.

It shipped here. It was 80 pounds in the crate.

They actually grow Pretty big in the ocean.

I actually saw one About yo big.

They're in such deep water, You know,

Most people don't really Get a chance to see them.

This will keep growing In this tank, too.

You know, you have The right lighting on it.

You feed it the right amount Of food inside there.

That thing would eat you up, Brett.

[ slurps ] You'd disappear like that.

Darian wouldn't sell us the clam For tracy's tank.

He treated that thing Like his own kid.

Dude, I heard he's checking That thing into preschool.

[ both laugh ]

Hey, Thanks for the help.

So why don't you pack up The fish?

We'll meet you over there.

We're back at tracy morgan's for The second half of the install.

We had to wait For the bacteria in the tank

To get to healthy levels For the fish.

During the first part Of the install,

We had to rip apart And rebuild tracy's mansion

Just to get the pieces In the basement.

Here's to hoping The second half goes smoother.

Darian: Here's the garibaldi.

He's big. Be careful. And he splashes.

Look at the color on him. Looking good.

Get the sharks ready. Okay, you got it, guys.

Here go the nasos.

Hippo tang. You got a hippo?

One hippo. Just waiting for a friend.

This garibaldi's big, And he's a splasher.

He's territorial, so that's why We only got one of them. I know.

If you stuck two in there, They'd be fighting.

All the fish are in, Except the big boys.

Wayde: brett thinks I don't know About him on tracy's segway.

But I did see him.

And I have a need For speed, too.

Dude. You see wayde?

No, he's not down here.

But I did hear the ice-cream Truck a little bit ago.

Oh, I bet you He's getting ice cream.

Dude. Where you been?

To get some water. I'm downstairs wo--

You got some water.

Hold on a second. Let me see.

You're lying to me. It's all gone.

Yeah, I thought so. Vanilla milkshake.

The last thing you need is a Vanilla milkshake and a segway.

How about a vanilla milkshake And a pair of running sneakers?

Okay, we're even.

The sharks are here now, So let's get to business.

All right, fine. We're even.

You got the sharks? We got the sharks.

Just make sure I have a clear way

To go all the way down.

Nothing in my way.

Come on, tubby. You walk backwards.

These guy's a jumper, So be careful.

Try to hold it level.

Don't dump it on my head.

I won't. Hold it level.

[ water sloshes ] There you go. Perfect.

Keep going And put it on the floor.

Watch your back.

Right here Close to the tank.

This guy's gonna bite.

Wayde: look at him go.

Usually, whitetips Go hang out in the bottom.

He's in there. He's checking it out.

Both blacktip And whitetip species

Can grow Almost six feet long.

And they have at least 100 Sharp teeth in multiple rows.

Badasses.

All right, He's in the bucket.

Let's get him Right in the tank.

Look at him go.

All right, Let's get the next one in.

Careful.

I hate the sharp spines.

Rough rays -- they have spikes With thorns on their tails

For protection.

Trying to hold one --

It's like grabbing a string Of barbed wire.

All right, Here's the big one.

Oh, look at him glide.

She's in.

Let's get her right In the tank, guys.

This is "Jaws," baby. This is it!

Wow, look At these guys, dude!

They look great!

Hey, so, guys, Let's clean this thing up.

Let's pull These things down.

Let's get this thing ready To show to tracy.

Man: excellent.

Yes!

This is so cool!

Brett: our nearly impossible On-site build

For tracy morgan's shark tank

Is almost ready For him to check out.

And, sorry, general,

But I'm declaring myself The official winner

Of the "We need a bigger tank" Voice-recording contest.

We're gonna need A bigger tank.

We're gonna need A bigger tank.

Hey, wayde.

Dude.

Man, I got the recorder.

I got it --

The motion sensor Voice recorder.

What -- Did you get a discount?

We're gonna need A bigger tank.

That's not Your dad's voice.

I know. It's my voice.

We're gonna need A bigger tank.

Why is it your voice?

Dude, he tried to charge me For his voice.

We're gonna need A bigger tank.

Who wants to hear My dad's?

[ both laugh ]

All right, Are we ready?

It's all clean And ready to go.

Let's go get tracy. Let's do it. Let's go.

You know, right now, After doing all this work,

This tank is unbelievable.

I know he's gonna be excited When he sees this.

I'm real excited About showing this to tracy.

He called us out -- Right on national tv.

And I want to prove to him What atm can do.

Yes!

This is crazy!

We're gonna need A bigger tank.

[ laughs ]

This is so cool!

Come down here. Check it out.

Yes!

Totally exceeded My expectations, man.

Atm, you are number one!

Thank you, baby.

There we go.

You dudes take it to 10!

Y'all take it to 10!

This is crazy!

This is a joy right here In my own home.

And I have these creatures From the sea in my own home now.

All those weeks on tour, man, And I come back,

And I have this in my house -- You guys are the best.

Not only did we want to have "Jaws" themed on the outside,

We wanted to have The theme on the inside.

You said my leg And wayde's arm, right?

So we actually casted my leg And wayde's arm.

Spielberg couldn't do it Better than that.

These are planks That we actually made by hand.

Redneck actually handmade All these planks.

Redneck, I love you! Thank you!

[ laughs ]

He loves me. Who doesn't?

Look at the sharks In there, man.

You know, That's a whitetip shark.

Comes from bali.

That's my whitetip. This is a blacktip right there.

Yeah, there he is. Look at him. Look at him.

You got three japanese leopards Up there, as well.

He's beautiful.

So how big are these sharks Gonna actually get?

They'll get four or five feet -- Maybe six feet.

They'll take a few years To get there, though.

Oh, cool stuff.

So I'll be able To enjoy these guys

Before I donate them To an aquarium.

100%.

Every day that I come in here And I see this tank,

You know what I'm gonna say, Right?

Brett and wayde Are the best?

[ laughter ]

Y'all did it. You designed this.

We really wanted to make This thing over-the-top.

Yo, brett, man, You did your thing!

Thanks a lot, wayde!

Oh, come here And give me some sugar!

This is nice! Yes!

Now can I go show this To my family?

Let's show them. Let's do this.

Let's do it!

This is something for years And years and years to come.

Atm, thank you very much From me and my family.

We appreciate it very much,

And this is an enjoyable thing In our house.

I know I will be calling Brett and wayde in the future.

The plans that I got...

You ever seen a dolphin In new jersey?

[ chanting ] Atm! Atm!

Here in my basement, Every day is shark day.

Every week is shark week.

Every month Is shark month.

Holla!

Brett: this week we built A "Jaws" inspired tank

On site for the tracy morgan.

It's 20 feet long, Contains 3,000 gallons,

And is stocked With fierce sharks

That we had flown in 8,000 miles from bali

To be part of this tank.

We need the luggage guy.

Hey, dude, there's a guy here On a segway.

Coming here? Yeah, I want to see What he's doing.

How you doing? Hey.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

I got a delivery For you.

A segway.

I got a card.

"To brett and wayde."

"Dear brett and wayde, Thank you for the great tank.

"Thought you would enjoy One of these.

Tracy morgan." Oh, that's pretty cool.

Segway! It is my birthday!

Yeah, this has been A great week!

Not to mention we're never gonna Have to walk again.

[ both chuckle ]

See you guys later.

I'll go get the mail.

Brett: My turn. Let's go.

Hey, you're not too bad On that thing.

Yeah, I'm a natural.

Yo, what up, tray? How are you?

Yo, what up?

I'm riding it right now. I love it.

I want to show My appreciation

For the tank That you guys built.

You guys are awesome, man.

I hope you really enjoy Your segway.

He won't even Let me get on.

Hell no. Not yet.

Listen, you guys Got to share, man.

Please don't have me Come out there to vegas

And separate you two.

Man, I think instead Of you coming out here,

You might have to send Another one.

[ laughter ]

It's been funny. It's been unique.

You got it. We will.

Peace. Peace.

Bye-bye, tray.

That's pretty cool. All right, now, Let me get on now.

Come on!

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