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Wayde:
On this episode of "Tanked"...

Oh, my god! My son!

Watch my nails!
They're wet!

I had a vision.

I didn't know that visions
Could be genetic.

A hand fish tank.

Where the fish just swim
Right up into the nails.

Brett: I want to turn that bus
Into an aquarium.

Yo, fire!
Oh [bleep]

[ tires screech ]

Redneck,
Bring out the bus.

Brett: if redneck doesn't
Get here soon,

My son, he's probably gonna get
Wedgies for the next two weeks.

[ cheering ]

Oh, I love you!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers
Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds
Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one
Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business,
For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced
Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett:
And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight,
But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it,
We can build it.

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Brett: how much longer
To the airport?

Five more minutes.

We're heading
To pensacola, florida.

We're meeting up with a guy
From the pensacola blue wahoos.

It's a minor league
Baseball team.

You know a wahoo
Is a fish, right?

Wahoo!

[ laughs ]

They want to put an aquarium
In their new stadium,

And then we're gonna drop in
On my mom.

God forbid I told her
I was in the same state

And I didn't come visit her --
I'd never hear the end of it.

[ laughs ]

Was this irwin's first,
Second, third, or fourth wife?

He was married to brett's mom
For a little bit

And then he met my mom,
Then that was it.

I'm heather's brother
From another mother.

That's why she's my
Half sister -- and half my size.

It's nice to get away
From the shop.

I'll have a little
Peace and quiet.

Us too.

[ laughs ]

I can't wait
To check out this ballpark.

It's under construction and
It sits right on pensacola bay.

We've never done an aquarium
For a baseball stadium before,

And I am psyched.

I'm "T."
Hey. I'm brett.

Nice to meet you guys.

All right, fellas.
You guys take one of these.

Part of the process of getting
A new team into pensacola

Was renaming the team
From the pelicans

To the blue wahoos.

Now, part of the idea for us

Is making the aquarium
An attraction.

What's kind of over the top?

What would be fun?
What would be interesting?

What would be entertaining?
And what will sell tickets?

I'm thinking, like,
A giant baseball.

The wahoo logo inside
The aquarium

With, like, some stitching
On the baseball.

Strike one.

Here we are.

This will be the site
Of the main concourse area.

I got a good idea. Do a really
Huge aquarium right here.

When the visiting team's
In the field,

We turn the lights on
Real bright,

And then when our team's up,
We cover it?

It'll be the only stadium

With a really,
Really home-field advantage.

Strike two.

Brett:
What about we do an aquarium
On the pitcher's mound?

We're not doing that.
So don't listen to him.

Strike three.

I hope brett has a better idea
Before we get thrown out.

Is that the team bus?

T: you know,
That's an old shuttle bus.

Right now, we're not quite sure
What we want to do with it.

You know
What I'm thinking?

I'm afraid to know
What you want to do.

I want to turn that bus
Into an aquarium.

Is that doable? Is
That something that
Can happen in the bus?

It's definitely doable.
We can 100% do it.

It's a bus. You don't just
Make it into an aquarium.

I got to look at it.

I can see us ripping out
These seats.

Oh, thing is --
This -- oh, yeah.

This is cake, wayde.

That's actually
Not brett's worst idea.

What if we made it
Mobile?

You can drive it from one end
Of the park to the other.

Seventh-inning stretch --
You can make an announcement,

"Come check out
The mobile bus aquarium."

Love it.
Love the idea.

Can we have it done
By opening day?

Oh, definitely have it done
By opening day.

I tell you what,

If you can get it done
By opening day,

I'd love to have you guys
Throw out the first pitch.

Yes, baby!
First pitch!

So, what do you think?

I'm not so much
A ball player here, brett.

The first pitch, opening day --
So cool.

I'm gonna make wayde do it.
You know why?

Because he's terrible at sports.
[ laughs ]

That's all right, though.
You can throw a ball.

That's exciting.

We got to get the bus
To vegas.

No problem.
We'll make it happen.

Brett:
Now that we have some free time
While we're in florida,

It's the perfect time
To pop in on my mom.

Hello, mom?

We're gonna come
Take you for lunch.

Where you at?
Are you home?

Where you getting
Your nails done?

Where's that?

No, mom.
Bryce isn't here.

Your grandson's in school.
It's just me and wayde.

All right.
We'll be there in a little bit.

I love you.
All right. Bye.

Aww, mama's boy.

So what if I left home
When I was 39?

[ both laugh ]

Right here. Yeah.
Nails and beyond. This is it.

I'm excited.

Yeah?
Oh, yeah. There she is. Mom.

Oh, my god! My son!

Hello! How are you?
Watch my nails! They're wet!

I haven't seen you
In such a long time!

And you had a belly
Last time, too.

Look at this -- skinny --
Skinny and bald.

What are you gonna do?

Skinny, bald, and clueless.

This is wayde.
This is my mom.

Hi, ma.
Hi. Nice to meet you.

Ellen: barb, come here.
I'd like you to meet my son.

This is the owner
Of the nail salon, here.

Hi, barb. How are you?
Pleasure. Nice to meet you.

Told you
So much about brett.

Acrylic aquarium tank
Manufacturing company

In las vegas.

That's awesome.

We had one here
Not too long ago.

How come it's gone?

My son needed it
For his lizard at home.

Would you like
Another one?

They could build
Anything for you.

My family likes fish.

I like the thought
Of just junking that old desk

Right there,
Putting something elaborate.

Come here to see your mom and
Now you're selling fish tanks.

I'm not selling fish tanks.
She's selling fish tanks.

I'm proud of my mom.

I didn't know she had
Such salesmanship skills.

I had a vision.

Is this
Where you get it from?

She's got a vision.

Brett:
Sounds like me.

I didn't know that visions
Could be genetic.

I think they might be.

Now they both got visions?!

A hand.
A what?

A hand fish tank,

Where the fish just swim
Right up into the nails.

If you have a hand,
The access points of getting in

Would kind of be
Kind of difficult.

She's got a vision, brett.
I know. I know.

Meeting brett's mom
Sure explains a lot.

What about
A nail polish bottle?

A nail polish bottle?

It's easy. We'll have
All kinds of colors.

We'll look at some of the colors
You have in the nail salon.

I mean, we'll add
Some theming items to it.

I mean, this thing
Will be spectacular.

If you can do it,
We got a deal.

I think it would be
Really good for everybody

To enjoy a fish tank here.

Perfect. I love it.

My mom's a pretty good
Salesperson.

Maybe we should bring her
On the team.

[ scoffs ]
That's just what I need.

Your father, your sister,
Now your mom?

[ laughs ]

All right,
We'll speak to you soon.

Make sure
You open the door.

I don't want her
To smudge her nails.

Good job, mom.

I came here to visit you
And you sold a tank.

It better be good, honey,

Because I hang out here
With all my friends.

Oh, it'll be the best.

Oh, boy.

Back to vegas to get
These tanks going.

A few days later,
The bus rolled up.

Wayde:
Now all we have to do

Is get this four-ton bus
Off the tow truck.

Redneck: we're turning this
Into an aquarium?

And it has to drive.

I --

It'd be cool.

Redneck usually hates
Everything.

Oh, wow.
I didn't expect that.

Did I just see a pig fly?

We got a lot of work to do.
Let's roll.

You get on the back axle.
It's the most weight.

All right.

Down in pensacola on the field,

We had a crane lift the bus up
And put it onto the 18-wheeler.

We don't have a crane here.

We got to get it off
With a forklift.

Come on in.

I'm closing my eyes
Like this.

When it's on the ground,
You let me know.

Keep going.
A little more.

Joey, bring it down more.
Keep it going.

All right, joey.

Let's figure out how we're
Gonna make this an aquarium.

Brett: how are we gonna
Move the bus?

I'm gonna drive it.

Let's take a tour
Down to the las vegas strip.

Everybody
Fasten your seat belts.

[ engine sputters ]

It's not starting.

You got to be kidding me.

It's opening day.
Show me what you got.

[ glass shatters ]

Oh!

Wayde:
We promised to turn a junky,
Old bus into an aquarium

For a minor league
Baseball team,

And we told them --

Brett told them
We can drive it.

Pbht! No problem.
Really?

[ engine sputters ]

It doesn't start.

[ chuckles ]
It doesn't start.

Why doesn't that
Surprise me?

That's got to get fixed.

Redneck has to finish
Working on the motor later.

For us to finish
And make our deadline,

We're gonna have to work
On the rest of the bus now.

The seats are melted inside.
Everything's rusted.

It's not easy
Getting these bolts out.

Hey, wayde, just sit on it.
It'll break.

General: rip it out from here.
Rip it straight up.

I bet you pull it
Right out.

Redneck: he follows direction,
But he can't do nothing.

That's right.
I'm 66.

I don't have to.
I did enough already.

Where do you think brett
Learned it from?

He's sitting outside
Playing on his phone.

This is what brett does.

[ yawns ]
Come on, guys.

That ain't gonna come out.

You ain't gonna
Get it anywhere.

No,
This thing's stripped.

I got to get somebody
Under the bus

To grab that nut
Underneath.

Yo, "B."
The nuts are stripped.

I need you
To get under the bus.

Dude, the nuts
Are in the front office.

Wayde: do me a favor.

Get off your lounge chair,
Stop getting a suntan,

And get under the bus,
Help me out.

You guys know I don't know
Nothing about cars.

You want me to grab nuts.
I don't know -- a bust nut.

My shirt's getting dirty.

Oh, wait.
You don't see a nut?

I don't know
If these are them, though.

I got it!

There you go.

Why are you
Shaking the bus?

[ laughter ]

Stop!

Gross.

[ grunts ]

Now that the bus is gutted,

It's time to figure out
How to build the aquarium.

He wants the tank from here
All the way down to here.

That's a big tank.

This is gonna be
A one-of-a-kind aquarium.

The actual fish tank
Will be fitted

Along the 18 feet of windows
On the door side of the bus.

We'll tie in a marine theme
On the outside of the bus.

Inside,
The plumbing and filters,

They'll sit
Under the steel stand.

And seating
Will be added alongside the tank

So passengers can take a ride
On the bus.

It'll look great.

Heather: wayde and brett are
Doing a nail polish bottle tank

For a salon in florida.

Hi.

How are you?

I suggested that they come
With agnes and I

While we get our nails done
For some ideas.

They have no clue
What they're in for.

I wanted to know
If you had room for two more,

'cause I want them
To get mani and pedis also.

All right.
Yeah, we have room for them.

I'm not doing it.
You will.

You're gonna feel
So much better after.

Your feet won't hurt,
And they have massage chairs.

Have brett do it.
You're gonna do it.

You're in, right?
I'm in. Why not?

I'm doing it for research.
That's it. Let's go.

Go ahead.
Pick out a color.

Guy pick out
A color, too?

Ah, no.

Hey, wayde. I got
This red one for you, bro.

It's meatball marinara.
[ laughs ]

That's yours, brett.
Lazy blue.

I like that one.
That's a good one.

If we're gonna build
An aquarium,

We got to come up
With a shape.

I like round, though.

But round is too simple.
It's too plain and easy.

You don't do it.
Nothing's too simple.

So, look at this shape.

This one's kind of the one
I'm thinking of.

It's kind of squarish.
It's got rounded ends.

All right.
Whenever you guys ready.

Yeah, ready?
Yep.

All right. Let's do it.
Come on.

Heather:
Doesn't it feel good?

Honey, sit back.
Relax.

Listen, I'm relaxed.

You look uncomfortable
Like that. I don't like it.

I'm relaxed!

Whoa! Whoa-oh!

[ laughter ]

I don't like
Anyone touching my feet.

Brett: look at his toes curled.
Oh, my god.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god, that big foot
Coming right at her.

[ both laugh ]

No!

[ laughing ]

Oh, my god!

Listen, I'm done.
I got work to do still.

I'll see you girls later.

[ laughs ]

So, you need to get up

And go hit the dryer
So your nails dry.

You don't want
To mess them up.

Where's the dryer?
Back that way.

The machine they use to dry
Your nails, that's pretty neat.

Staring at a wall? Boring.

I got a great idea.

Oh, boy, brett.
I'm worried about your ideas.

No, this is a good one.
You're gonna like this one.

So, we're drying
Our nails.

"We're drying our nails."
Do you hear what you're saying?

Yeah,
We're drying our nails.

I'm worried
About you, "B."

Hold on. You got a fever?
No, I'm good.

Imagine if I had an aquarium
To sit in front of right now.

Why don't we do this --

Why don't we make
A nail polish bottle

With the dryers
At the base of the aquarium?

I don't know if it's
The nail polish fumes or what,

But that's a good idea.

Look at me!
Pretty and I'm smart!

[ both laugh ]

We have the nail polish bottle
Aquarium with dryers.

I think it's a great idea.

Great idea?
I can do that.

Brett:
This 450-gallon tank

Will be shaped
Just like a nail polish bottle,

Complete with a giant cap
And applicator.

The tank will sit on top
Of a pedestal of nail dryers

Inserted on all four sides
Of the tank.

Eight people can relax,
Let their nails dry,

And enjoy the colorful fish.

Dude, research is over.

Wayde: after brett and I
Got our nails done,

I built a model
Of the nail polish tank

Just to see
How everything would fit.

Wayde: this is
The top of the bottle.

We have to get the angle
Just right,

And then we're gonna have to
Router this out,

Put a cap on it.

When you take
This thing off,

How cool would it be
If there was a brush in it?

You're talking
About one of these things.

Yeah, exactly.

We'll get these pieces cut,
Polished, and put together.

Then we got
Something else to work on.

Yo. Come on. Let's go.

We're going out to the back
To throw the ball around.

Opening day
Is around the corner

And I'm
A little bit nervous

That you might throw the ball
At the catcher

And hit someone in the
Stands, and I don't
Want to embarrass us.

So I'm gonna try to make you
Great in baseball.

So, let's go.
Are you good at baseball?

I'll show you a couple tricks.
Watch.

I'm not doing this long.
Let's go. Come on.

Frankie. We're gonna
Go throw the ball around.

You got him to go?

Yeah, I got him to go.
Nice.

The big bambino!
Wayde, the big bambino.

Let's go. Come on.

This is gonna be great.

You know, growing up as a kid,
I worked my whole life,

So I really never had a chance
To get into sports.

I'm not like brett --
Been spoiled his whole life.

Brett: dude. What do you think
The glove is for?

You're supposed to
Catch it with the glove,
Not with your hands.

'cause when I throw it
Harder, you're gonna
Break your knuckles.

Frankie:
Oh, gee. Yo, do I need to get
Behind him to back him up?

That's the most running
I've ever seen him do.

[ laughs ]

Here's the target.

[ laughs ]

This guy sucks.

Oh, my god, is he bad.
Geez.

Wayde looks like my 4-year-old
Son, bryce, on a bad day.

Bring the heat.
Show me what you got.

Fastball express.
Right in the mitt.

[ glass shatters ]

Oh!

Frankie: how do you end up
Doing that?

You said, "Throw it hard."

Brett:
Redneck's gonna be pissed.

Frankie: [ laughs ]

We're building a tank
For the pensacola blue
Wahoos' new stadium

And wayde gets
To throw out the first pitch.

But the problem is, is wayde
Can't throw to save his life.

The hell was that?

So we took him outside
To get him some practice.

Right in the mitt.

[ glass shatters ]

[bleep]

[ laughs ]
Wait till you see this!

Wait till you see --

[ laughter ]

How do you do that?
How do you break the window?

Wayde:
You said, "Throw it hard."

Not only did you throw it hard,
You stuck it to the glass.

Brett: not only did it break
The window,

It stuck in the window.

[bleep]
Redneck is gonna be pissed!

[ both laugh ]

Oh, boy.
Oh, my god.

You couldn't do that again
If you tried.

I'm done, guys. I'm not playing
No more. I'm done.

[ laughs ]
I'm done.

Good game.

Redneck.
How we doing?

Did you get it
Running?

No.
Are you serious?

Not yet.

Wayde: redneck can get anything
To work --

A tractor, a lawn mower --

Whatever it is,
He can get it to work.

This isn't good.

Did you check
The battery?

The wires? The cables?

We're getting power
Through the switches

And we're getting power
To the distributor.

The starter
Is cranking over?

It's turning over.

I'm getting spark
On the spark plug.

Been through all that.

Does it have gas?

It says it has 1/4 tank.

Let's do this.

Let's get a cup of gas.
Let's get it in the carburetor.

Let's check it out. Let's see
If we can get it started.

This bus is 30 years old.

It's been sitting around
For months.

What are the chances
That the gas gauge is busted?

20%? 100%?

1,000%?

Don't overdo it.

Watch it going in there.

Boom!

You [bleep]

[ laughs ]

You ready?
Back up before we blow up.

[ engine cranking ]

Yo, fire!

Oh [bleep]

Whoa. That scared me.

We got a fire, redneck.

Blowing the thing up.
[ laughs ]

This ain't no tractor.

[ engine turns over ]

All it needed was gas!

Redneck, he's usually
Not short of gas.

Hey, check the tires
While you're there.

Ain't you
A regular comedian today.

Hey. What's up, mom?

To what do I owe
This pleasure

Of you calling me
During work hours?

The tank's coming along
Great, mom. It really is.

Matter of fact,
We're working on it as we speak.

I need you out in the shop.
I got to go.

All right, mom.
That's great.

All right, look.
I got to go.

I love you. Take care.

What is this? You're on
The phone with your mommy.

Come on. We got to check the top
Out to the nail polish tank.

Brett: it's not looking like
A nail polish bottle right now.

It's looking like
A doghouse.

Doghouse?

Your mom
Is gonna love this, dude.

All I'm visioning
Is a hole cut in the side

And snoopy going in there.

I got
2½-inch acrylic bottom.

It's gonna be
A little radius --

Give it the thick
Bottle look to it.

You don't even see it
With the cap on it.

My cap? What are you gonna
Make it out of?

I have an acrylic tube. I'd like
To put the tube up there.

I think
That'd be the best bet.

Get the tubes.

You get the ladder.
Fine.

Put that one up there.

Don't be scratching the tank
Or anything.

Your mom
Will get all upset.

Nah.
It looks like a chimney.

It's not gonna be that tall.
You got to cut it down.

Yeah, see,
That's much better.

Does that look like
The nail polish bottle?

No, it's definitely looking
Like a bottle now.

What's going on?

Brett: nothing.
Just trying to figure this out.

Figure what out?
What -- what is this?

It looks like a house.

Wayde: a house? That's what
I get from both of them?

That's like stupid in stereo.

We got to move on
To the bus tank.

The stand and the tank
Fit nicely in the bus,

And we have room
For seats on the other side.

Hey, when I was walking up,

It looked like this thing,
Was like, off-balance.

The tank is on the right side
Of the bus,

So that means it's gonna be
A lot heavier on the right side

Than the left side,

So it's gonna be
A little lopsided.

It's kind of like me and heather
On a see-saw.

Redneck: we're gonna have to do
Some counterbalancing,

I just don't know
How much yet

Until we actually
Put water in this tank.

So let's do it.
Let's get some water in.

We'll see how much
It's gonna lean.

This thing might not even
Be able to drive.

I know.

We're talking 10,000 pounds.

I just hope the bus
Doesn't tip over.

Wayde: redneck.
Ready for the test?

Yeah. We got as much water
As we can put in it right now.

You hold one walkie-talkie.
I'll stay outside.

Cruise
Through the parking lot.

You know, let's see how bad
It's gonna lean.

Hey. What's going on?
Dude, that's lopsided.

All the water's in there now,
So we're gonna do a test run.

Why don't you stay in the back
And watch the tank?

Is that cool?
Yeah, of course.

You know, I don't' have
Lids on this thing.

So what?
Let's have a little fun.

[ engine turns over ]

[ laughs ]

All right,
Pull out and hang a left.

This thing ain't moving.

Take off
The emergency brake.

Duh.

Make sure
Brett watches the tank.

Watch the tank.

Do a figure eight
Right there

Then come back to
The parking lot over here.

Give it a little gas, robs.

Don't be grandma-ing
The gas pedal.

Oh, geez.

Wayde: oh, that thing's
Gonna tip over.

All right,
Give it some gas.

Come right towards me.
Come here.

Come on, redneck.
Dude!

Don't give it no gas!

All right, hit the brakes hard.
Hit it hard.

[ tires screech ]

Aah! Aah!

Wayde:
I think the brakes work.

Brett: now it's time
For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: certain species
Of parrotfish

Surround themselves
In a transparent cocoon

Made of a type of mucus secreted
From the top of their heads.

This shield protects them
At night

From nocturnal predators
By concealing their smell.

If I saw something sleeping
In a booger bag,

I'd stay far away
From that, too.

Wayde: redneck and I,

We're testing the weight
Of the tank on the school bus.

We got brett on board
To have a little fun.

All right, redneck,
Give it a little more gas.

I got to look at the full
Suspension on this thing.

Oh, geez.

Come right towards me.
Come here.

Come on, redneck.
Dude!

Come on,
Give it some gas.

Don't give it no gas!

There's no lids
On this thing!

All right, hit the brakes hard.
Hit it hard.

[ tires screech ]

Aah! Aah!

[ laughs ]

I think the brakes work.

Was it a joke?
You think you're funny?

Really?

Dude, you're wet.

Soaking wet.
Real funny.

He's soaked! [ laughs ]

Oh, this is a great day.

Well, you've got
A lot of issues here

You need to deal with.

No, we're gonna
Take care of this.

Redneck, the counterbalancing
Is pretty bad.

So we're gonna have to put
Some weight in there.

So, why don't we back it up
And get that going, all right?

Going home to change.

[ laughs ]

Brett's wet
And it's definitely not sweat.

Oh, you think that's funny?
How about that, huh?

[ both laugh ]

Wayde: this bus
Is definitely lopsided.

Since the right side is heavier,

We're gonna add some weight
To the left side

So everything balances out.

Now it's time to go fishing.

We're heading to l.A. To see rob
At exotic reef imports.

He's hooking us up
With a lot of fish.

We're gonna fill up

The blue wahoo bus
And the nail polish tank.

We told rob we need

Lots of bright colors
And patterns for both tanks.

He just got a shipment in
From hawaii.

I can't wait to see
What he's got.

We need to get shopping.
I'm excited.

I got just what
We're looking for.

First up, we'll shop
For the nail polish tank.

Seeing all these colorful fish

Reminds me
Of all the different polishes

They had at the nail salon.

One of the crown jewels
Of the hawaiian fish

Is the chevron tang.

That's a pretty cool,
Unique pattern.

I always see these women,
They'll have four nails

That are plain,

And then on one nail,
They'll have a diamond

Or something really cool.

So why don't we make
That the crown jewel of
The tank and just get one?

Wayde: I didn't know much
About the manis and pedis.

So you're the expert,
Brett.

Dude, I've been going
A lot lately,

And, boy --
I'm not gonna stop.

Wayde:
I wish brett cared about work

As much he does
About keeping his nails pretty.

Why don't we
Just make it a luau

And add in
These fourspot butterflies.

I only see two spots.

Dude,
There's two on each side.

Ahh! Two and two is four.
You're right.

They got a pretty cool
Little pattern.

I mean, that's kind of
How nails are.

He's the expert.

These are actually perfect
For the nail polish tank.

Yeah, and they're
Pretty docile fish.

These colorful fish from hawaii

Are perfect
For the nail polish tank.

Hey.
What?

I think for the bus tank,

We should get species
Indigenous to florida.

I think I saw a blue hamlet
Over here.

Look right here.
Oh, dude.

That's the blue hamlet.
Look at that.

That guy is so cool.
Isn't he awesome?

Perfect for the bus --

The blue wahoos,
The blue hamlet.

You know the cool thing
About these guys

Is if you really want to keep
That blue color,

You need to feed them
Color-enhancing food,

Otherwise
They'll stay pale.

You good with this?
Yeah, let's get them in there.

All right, so,
The blue hamlet it is.

I love parrots. I got them
At the shop, right?

I want to see if we can find
A parrotfish.

That guy is beautiful.

The got that beak,
The colors.

That thing's gonna look
Outstanding.

Brett: all right, so,
This guy's it, right?

Yeah, take him.
I definitely want him.

Wayde:
Beautiful fish.

Say hello
To my little friend!

We need one more nice one,
And let's do it.

There it is. Green angel.
What do you think?

Ah, dude! Beautiful.
Isn't it?

Dude, I love that blue, boy.
Let me tell you.

Perfect
For the blue wahoos.

It's found in the water
Off the coast of florida,

So I think
We should get her.

We're definitely
Gonna get her.

Back in vegas, I'm back
At the shop after closing time.

I'm getting some practice in.

When we deliver the bus
To the ballpark,

I'll be throwing out
The first pitch.

And I don't want to look like
An idiot on opening day

Or whatever it's called.

[ sighs ]

I'm gonna be here all night.

Okay.

[bleep]

Never in the history of atm
Has this happened before.

Dude, we got a problem.

So, the blue wahoos
Just called me

And their sponsor
Backed out.

Oh, man, dude.
[ sighs ]

I got so much money
In that thing already.

Yeah. I know.

The sponsors dropping out

Means the blue wahoos don't have
The money to pay for the tank.

You know what?
The tank's done --

The stand, all the filters,
Everything.

My arm's killing me.

I've been throwing the ball
Every night.

There's at least one good piece
Of good news out of it.

What's that?

We get to keep the bus.

What are we gonna do

With a bus with an aquarium
In it, brett?

We're stuck with it.

I don't know.
I'll bring it home.

Put it in my driveway.
Have the kids come by.

I'll have another
Aquarium. You know me.
I love all that stuff.

It's not going in our
Driveway. We have to pull
Our cars in and in and out.

We got a big driveway.

I can just imagine what
The homeowners association

Would have to say about
Us having a big bus aquarium.

What about even setting it up
Up front, outside?

I mean, at least do something
For the neighborhood.

I mean, people can come
Over here, check it out.

Honestly?
You're saying leave it here.

Why not bring it
To schools

And let the kids
Come on the bus

And see it
And interact with it?

I'm driving.

You want
To teach kids, educate.

That's a great idea.

Bryce's school is having
A picnic in a few weeks.

We can unveil it there.

And if this goes, we'll start
Bringing it to every school.

Good idea, honey.

Thank you. Who's the best?
[ laughs ]

I am, but that's okay.

Not this time.
[ laughs ]

Brett: we're headed back
To the villages, florida,

To install the nail polish tank.

The truck is in the parking lot
And it's time to unload.

Forklift shows up.

Wrong size forks.

The only way we can get
These crates off

Is actually counterbalancing.

Once the fork goes under
The crate,

It's gonna go like this.

We got to put men up here
And counterbalance it

And get it off the truck.

If we don't do it right,

It's gonna fall and this whole
Job site's going down.

Whoa!

The bottom
Of the pallet snapped.

Better the pallet
Than the tank.

Better the tank
Than those of us on top.

[ chuckles ]
I'm not too sure about that.

All right, wayde.
Let's go.

Aaron, let me know
When I'm clear of that gate

So I can drop it.

This is not real safe,
But we have to do it.

Thankfully, everything got off
The truck in one piece.

Now we got to start
This install.

Stop.

Brett: barb, the salon owner,
Has been telling her customers

That the tank
Is gonna be ready tonight,

And my mom,
She's expecting that, too.

Easy.
Let's go. Push.

Great.

And we're on.
Perfect. Good job, guys.

Brett: hey, aaron.

Let's get this cap,
Bring it over here,

And let's open it up.

Okay.

Dude.
Dude.

What the hell is that?

Dude,
That looks horrible.

Oh, my god.
What did they do?

Wayde.
Wayde: what?

Come here.
We got an issue.

Look at this.
Ew.

This is unacceptable, man.
This is not going on the tank.

I should fire someone
That packed it like this.

What do you think
Of the tank?

I think
It's not finished.

You know, I invited all
My friends to preview this tank,

And I just don't want
To be embarrassed.

Brett: we're in florida
At my mom's favorite nail salon,

And we're putting in
A nail polish bottle tank.

And halfway through the install,

We ran into a problem
With the cap for our tank.

Look at
How they sent this.

The problem with this cap

Is that the clear coat,
It must have been wet,

And when they shipped it, it ran
And stuck to the bubble wrap.

So it looks like crap.

We have to sand
This whole entire thing down.

You got the sander here?
You should have it in your box.

All right. I'll check.

Let's go right now, aaron.
Right now. Hurry up.

Bring it out back,
Sand it up, and let's
Get this thing painted.

Got it.

Unacceptable.

Brett: we're 2,000 miles
Away from our shop,

So when things go wrong,
You got to scramble.

I'm trying to get my job done,

And my mom, she comes
Screeching up in our golf cart.

Hi, honey.

Hello, retirement community.

Hi, mom.
How are you?

Good. What's going on?
Good. So good to see you.

Good to see you, too.
What do you think of the tank?

I think it's not finished.

Wires are hanging.

There's no cap on the top.
It's very hazy.

It's all coming.
I mean, we got a cap for it.

The haziness is gonna go away
In a little.

It's gonna be ready
For tonight.

This is where I meet
All my friends

And I just don't want
To be embarrassed.

By the time I'm done, you'll be
The mayor of this town.

I got you, mom. Don't worry.

God.
Pain in the neck.

Wayde: aaron got the cap
All fixed up.

Hopefully it's gonna be all
Smooth sailing from here on out.

And now we're getting ready
To put the fish in

Within the next hour or two.

So you got to add
The nitrifying bacteria.

Basically, you're gonna
Cycle the tank like that.

Let's put it in.
All right. Let's do it.

All right, come on. Let's go.
It's time to get the fish in.

What do we got?
Fourspots.

Fourspot butterflies.

Sailfin tang.

I think brett's mom
Will be proud of him.

This tank is so cool.

A lot of people
Are gonna come in

For nanis and pedis --
Nanis? Manis? Manis, is it?

"Nanis and --" mani.
Mani?

Mani.
Mani and pedis.

Brett:
The tank is awesome.

The salon owner, she's bringing
Her friends and family.

My mom,
She's bringing her opinions.

She'll be by later tonight.

I'm actually getting
A little bit nervous.

Dude, this thing
Looks incredible.

Oh, my god.
It's crystal clear.

Awesome.

Oh, my god! Ohh!

[ applause ]

Oh, wow. Look at that.
It's unbelievable.

You guys are gonna be
The talk of the town.

Barbara: come in and see
The new fish tank.

Wow!
Woman: awesome!

Barbara:
I think it's the world's largest
Nail polish bottle.

Brett: there is no nail salon
On this planet

That has a nail polish bottle
Aquarium.

You nailed it.
Literally, I nailed it, huh?

I am extremely happy
With the tank.

It's just unbelievable.

The saltwater fish
Are just beautiful.

It's a good color palette.

It just brings
Everything in the shop to life.

I think we should do
Your nails like that, cody.

Paint them orange
With the black stripes.

We have the sailfin tang.

It's called the sailfin
Because of the way

It opens up like that.

You got yellow tangs.
There's anthias.

Reminds me of all the
Color options you
Have here at the shop.

That's a flame angel.
That's a blonde naso tang.

Just how I like them --
Big and blonde.

You see the big brush
In the center?

Made a huge nail polish brush.
Barbara: wow.

They put
Nail polish in it.

And they even have
The built-in dryers down here.

Wayde:
Not only is this tank beautiful,
It also serves a purpose.

Yeah, I can come here
And get my nails dried.

Oh, my god.

Oh, honey,
You did me proud.

You like that, ma?
I love it.

Oh, my goodness.
It's beautiful.

Thank goodness
My mom loved the tank.

She was hounding
And hounding and hounding.

Oh,
I can stay here forever.

There would have been
Hell to pay

If this tank didn't meet up
To her standards.

We made a good team.
It was a collaborative effort.

Thank you.
Oh, thank you.

[ smooches ]
I love you.

Wayde: we nailed it!
Brett: we nailed it!

Yeah!

Oh, easy.
Watch the clear coat.

Ooh. [ laughs ]

I'd love to spend more time
With my mom,

But now it's time to focus
On the next generation

Of raymers -- my son, bryce.

We're heading back to vegas to
Meet redneck at bryce's school

To teach the kids about fish.

Our graphic design friends
At identity

Wrapped the school bus with
An educational marine theme.

Yo, the kids
Are gonna love this thing.

Brett:
The tank is ready to go.

All we have to do is fill her up
And get the fish in.

Hey, let's get the fish
In the water.

Let's get the thing going.
Everybody's excited, man.

Let's go.
Good job.

Wayde: see that?

Ready?
I'm ready.

Here it goes.

Beautiful.

Wayde: we'll get the tank
Filled up, treat the water,

And we'll be good to go.

Brett:
Let's get the fish in.

All right,
Here comes the lionfish.

There goes the lion.

That's beautiful.

Wayde:
Oh, look at him.

Instead of sharp teeth
Like lions have,

These guys have spiky,
Venomous fins.

Oh, these are
Big-eye squirrels.

Yeah, they swim in a group,
The squirrelfish.

Hey, brett.
Check out this carpet anemone.

Brett: that's cool.

Let me get him in the tank
Real quick.

I want to make him
Nice and comfortable.

Oh, and look what else
I got.

I got a beautiful
Blue starfish.

Bryce loves blue starfish.

Wayde:
I can't wait to teach the kids

About all the different shapes
Of sea life.

We got a nice pincushion
Right here.

It's like a bunch
Of little needles.

Kids will like that.
Make sure they don't touch it.

Wayde: fish are something that
We're both passionate about,

And for us to bring it
To the kids and show them,

We're really excited.

We wanted to do something
Very special for you guys.

It's something from us,
From our heart,

That we always wanted to do
From atm so we can educate you.

We want to bring the ocean
To you guys here at the school.

And it's even more
Exciting today

Because this is my son
Bryce's school.

Wayde, myself,
And our atm staff,

We wanted to bring you
The first mobile bus aquarium.

Are you guys ready?

All: yeah!

Redneck,
Bring out the bus.

[ cheering ]

[ engine sputters ]

He's just around
The corner.

Redneck: come on.

Come on!

[ engine sputters ]

God [bleep]

Redneck,
He's a lot of things.

He's unstable,
He gets mad very easy,

He's a really hard worker,
But late?

That's not one of them.

I'm starting to think
We're gonna have

Some cranky kids on our hands,
And we are way outnumbered.

Come on!

[ engine sputtering ]

[ engine sputters ]
Redneck: god [bleep]

Come on!

Brett:
We're waiting for redneck

To pull the bus tank
Up to my son bryce's school

So we can teach the kids
About fish.

But there's no sign of redneck

And I'm afraid of letting
My son, bryce, down.

This mobile tank
Had better be mobile.

If redneck
Doesn't get here soon,

I'm gonna be letting all these
Kids down, and, my son,

He's probably gonna get wedgies
For the next two weeks.

And redneck?

He's gonna get
More than wedgies from me.

Come on!
[ engine turns over ]

Thatagirl.

I knew
You wouldn't let me down.

Good.
[ horn honks ]

Brett:
Here comes the bus, kids.

[ cheering ]

[ screams ]

Wayde: the kids love the tank.
They're jumping up and down.

They're screaming.
They're pointing.

Look over there.
See the clownfish? Look.

You know what?

I think these are some
Of our most excited clients.

All right, guys.

We're gonna teach you a little
Bit about the fish tank here.

Does anybody know
How big it is?

50 miles?

50 miles?!50 miles?!

You're close!
Darn it.

It's 12 feet long.

Oh!

It's a pretty big tank,
Huh?

All: yeah!

Do you guys know, at home,
Your milk container?

There's 560 of those
Milk containers in this tank.

And that weighs
Over 4,600 pounds.

Ohh!

It's almost as big as brett.
That's right.

[ laughter ]

There's corals and starfish.
All kinds of stuff.

This guy's called
A foxface.

These guys
Are called nasos.

That's a heniochus.

What's that one?

That's a dogface puffer.

Brett: that pufferfish can get
Up to three times its size

By filling his stomach
With water.

I see some of the passion
In these kids

That I had when I was a kid.

Did you see that guy
Down there?

That's a horseshoe crab.

He's all the way
Over in the front.

The blue wahoos,
Unfortunately, pulled out.

Their sponsor fell through.

Originally
It was a strike out,

But now, after today's event,
It became a home run.

Yeah, it was definitely
A home run.

Mwah!

Oh, I love you!

Brett: two more great visions
Turned into reality --

Fish on wheels
And fish in a bottle.

The nail polish bottle tank
Stands eight feet tall,

Holds 450 gallons,

And it's so big that
Eight people can relax together

While drying their nails.

And because of this job,
I love a good mani-pedi.

You can drive
The school bus tank.

That's enough right there.

The tank is 12 feet long,

And with over 650 gallons
Of water in there,

It weighs over two tons.

We can't wait to drive it around

And teach even more kids
About ocean life.

Ultimately, I got to make
Two tanks

That made my family happy --

One for my son, bryce,
And one for my mom to enjoy.

This week
Couldn't have been better.

Brett: what up?
What's going on, dude?

You got a little lucky there,
Didn't you?

What do you mean, "Lucky"?

Now you don't have to throw out
The first pitch.

Listen, dude.
Let me tell you something.

I got good.

Dude, I was here at night.
I was practicing.

I know you were practicing.
You're still not that good.

You got a glove here?
I got my gloves here.

Let's go outside.
You're gonna show me?

Right now, I'll show you.
Right now.

Get everybody out here.

Agnes, frankie.
Heather.

Redneck.
What's up?

Babe ruth's getting ready
To show us

How he throws
In the bullpen.

Smart move.

Just want to make sure
I don't get killed.

You ready, big guy?
Ready? Here it is.

Ohh!

[ applause ]

One is luck.
Let me see two in a row.

[ cheers and applause ]

Dude, I can do 100
Of these in a row.

All: [ chanting ] Wayde! Wayde!
Wayde! Wayde! Wayde!

Ohh! Geez!
[ glass shatters ]

[ laughs ]

Wayde:
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