Original subtitles

Wayde: On this episode of "Tanked"...

Oh, my god! My son!

Watch my nails! They're wet!

I had a vision.

I didn't know that visions Could be genetic.

A hand fish tank.

Where the fish just swim Right up into the nails.

Brett: I want to turn that bus Into an aquarium.

Yo, fire! Oh [bleep]

[ tires screech ]

Redneck, Bring out the bus.

Brett: if redneck doesn't Get here soon,

My son, he's probably gonna get Wedgies for the next two weeks.

[ cheering ]

Oh, I love you!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

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Captions paid for by Discovery communications

Brett: how much longer To the airport?

Five more minutes.

We're heading To pensacola, florida.

We're meeting up with a guy From the pensacola blue wahoos.

It's a minor league Baseball team.

You know a wahoo Is a fish, right?

Wahoo!

[ laughs ]

They want to put an aquarium In their new stadium,

And then we're gonna drop in On my mom.

God forbid I told her I was in the same state

And I didn't come visit her -- I'd never hear the end of it.

[ laughs ]

Was this irwin's first, Second, third, or fourth wife?

He was married to brett's mom For a little bit

And then he met my mom, Then that was it.

I'm heather's brother From another mother.

That's why she's my Half sister -- and half my size.

It's nice to get away From the shop.

I'll have a little Peace and quiet.

Us too.

[ laughs ]

I can't wait To check out this ballpark.

It's under construction and It sits right on pensacola bay.

We've never done an aquarium For a baseball stadium before,

And I am psyched.

I'm "T." Hey. I'm brett.

Nice to meet you guys.

All right, fellas. You guys take one of these.

Part of the process of getting A new team into pensacola

Was renaming the team From the pelicans

To the blue wahoos.

Now, part of the idea for us

Is making the aquarium An attraction.

What's kind of over the top?

What would be fun? What would be interesting?

What would be entertaining? And what will sell tickets?

I'm thinking, like, A giant baseball.

The wahoo logo inside The aquarium

With, like, some stitching On the baseball.

Strike one.

Here we are.

This will be the site Of the main concourse area.

I got a good idea. Do a really Huge aquarium right here.

When the visiting team's In the field,

We turn the lights on Real bright,

And then when our team's up, We cover it?

It'll be the only stadium

With a really, Really home-field advantage.

Strike two.

Brett: What about we do an aquarium On the pitcher's mound?

We're not doing that. So don't listen to him.

Strike three.

I hope brett has a better idea Before we get thrown out.

Is that the team bus?

T: you know, That's an old shuttle bus.

Right now, we're not quite sure What we want to do with it.

You know What I'm thinking?

I'm afraid to know What you want to do.

I want to turn that bus Into an aquarium.

Is that doable? Is That something that Can happen in the bus?

It's definitely doable. We can 100% do it.

It's a bus. You don't just Make it into an aquarium.

I got to look at it.

I can see us ripping out These seats.

Oh, thing is -- This -- oh, yeah.

This is cake, wayde.

That's actually Not brett's worst idea.

What if we made it Mobile?

You can drive it from one end Of the park to the other.

Seventh-inning stretch -- You can make an announcement,

"Come check out The mobile bus aquarium."

Love it. Love the idea.

Can we have it done By opening day?

Oh, definitely have it done By opening day.

I tell you what,

If you can get it done By opening day,

I'd love to have you guys Throw out the first pitch.

Yes, baby! First pitch!

So, what do you think?

I'm not so much A ball player here, brett.

The first pitch, opening day -- So cool.

I'm gonna make wayde do it. You know why?

Because he's terrible at sports. [ laughs ]

That's all right, though. You can throw a ball.

That's exciting.

We got to get the bus To vegas.

No problem. We'll make it happen.

Brett: Now that we have some free time While we're in florida,

It's the perfect time To pop in on my mom.

Hello, mom?

We're gonna come Take you for lunch.

Where you at? Are you home?

Where you getting Your nails done?

Where's that?

No, mom. Bryce isn't here.

Your grandson's in school. It's just me and wayde.

All right. We'll be there in a little bit.

I love you. All right. Bye.

Aww, mama's boy.

So what if I left home When I was 39?

[ both laugh ]

Right here. Yeah. Nails and beyond. This is it.

I'm excited.

Yeah? Oh, yeah. There she is. Mom.

Oh, my god! My son!

Hello! How are you? Watch my nails! They're wet!

I haven't seen you In such a long time!

And you had a belly Last time, too.

Look at this -- skinny -- Skinny and bald.

What are you gonna do?

Skinny, bald, and clueless.

This is wayde. This is my mom.

Hi, ma. Hi. Nice to meet you.

Ellen: barb, come here. I'd like you to meet my son.

This is the owner Of the nail salon, here.

Hi, barb. How are you? Pleasure. Nice to meet you.

Told you So much about brett.

Acrylic aquarium tank Manufacturing company

In las vegas.

That's awesome.

We had one here Not too long ago.

How come it's gone?

My son needed it For his lizard at home.

Would you like Another one?

They could build Anything for you.

My family likes fish.

I like the thought Of just junking that old desk

Right there, Putting something elaborate.

Come here to see your mom and Now you're selling fish tanks.

I'm not selling fish tanks. She's selling fish tanks.

I'm proud of my mom.

I didn't know she had Such salesmanship skills.

I had a vision.

Is this Where you get it from?

She's got a vision.

Brett: Sounds like me.

I didn't know that visions Could be genetic.

I think they might be.

Now they both got visions?!

A hand. A what?

A hand fish tank,

Where the fish just swim Right up into the nails.

If you have a hand, The access points of getting in

Would kind of be Kind of difficult.

She's got a vision, brett. I know. I know.

Meeting brett's mom Sure explains a lot.

What about A nail polish bottle?

A nail polish bottle?

It's easy. We'll have All kinds of colors.

We'll look at some of the colors You have in the nail salon.

I mean, we'll add Some theming items to it.

I mean, this thing Will be spectacular.

If you can do it, We got a deal.

I think it would be Really good for everybody

To enjoy a fish tank here.

Perfect. I love it.

My mom's a pretty good Salesperson.

Maybe we should bring her On the team.

[ scoffs ] That's just what I need.

Your father, your sister, Now your mom?

[ laughs ]

All right, We'll speak to you soon.

Make sure You open the door.

I don't want her To smudge her nails.

Good job, mom.

I came here to visit you And you sold a tank.

It better be good, honey,

Because I hang out here With all my friends.

Oh, it'll be the best.

Oh, boy.

Back to vegas to get These tanks going.

A few days later, The bus rolled up.

Wayde: Now all we have to do

Is get this four-ton bus Off the tow truck.

Redneck: we're turning this Into an aquarium?

And it has to drive.

I --

It'd be cool.

Redneck usually hates Everything.

Oh, wow. I didn't expect that.

Did I just see a pig fly?

We got a lot of work to do. Let's roll.

You get on the back axle. It's the most weight.

All right.

Down in pensacola on the field,

We had a crane lift the bus up And put it onto the 18-wheeler.

We don't have a crane here.

We got to get it off With a forklift.

Come on in.

I'm closing my eyes Like this.

When it's on the ground, You let me know.

Keep going. A little more.

Joey, bring it down more. Keep it going.

All right, joey.

Let's figure out how we're Gonna make this an aquarium.

Brett: how are we gonna Move the bus?

I'm gonna drive it.

Let's take a tour Down to the las vegas strip.

Everybody Fasten your seat belts.

[ engine sputters ]

It's not starting.

You got to be kidding me.

It's opening day. Show me what you got.

[ glass shatters ]

Oh!

Wayde: We promised to turn a junky, Old bus into an aquarium

For a minor league Baseball team,

And we told them --

Brett told them We can drive it.

Pbht! No problem. Really?

[ engine sputters ]

It doesn't start.

[ chuckles ] It doesn't start.

Why doesn't that Surprise me?

That's got to get fixed.

Redneck has to finish Working on the motor later.

For us to finish And make our deadline,

We're gonna have to work On the rest of the bus now.

The seats are melted inside. Everything's rusted.

It's not easy Getting these bolts out.

Hey, wayde, just sit on it. It'll break.

General: rip it out from here. Rip it straight up.

I bet you pull it Right out.

Redneck: he follows direction, But he can't do nothing.

That's right. I'm 66.

I don't have to. I did enough already.

Where do you think brett Learned it from?

He's sitting outside Playing on his phone.

This is what brett does.

[ yawns ] Come on, guys.

That ain't gonna come out.

You ain't gonna Get it anywhere.

No, This thing's stripped.

I got to get somebody Under the bus

To grab that nut Underneath.

Yo, "B." The nuts are stripped.

I need you To get under the bus.

Dude, the nuts Are in the front office.

Wayde: do me a favor.

Get off your lounge chair, Stop getting a suntan,

And get under the bus, Help me out.

You guys know I don't know Nothing about cars.

You want me to grab nuts. I don't know -- a bust nut.

My shirt's getting dirty.

Oh, wait. You don't see a nut?

I don't know If these are them, though.

I got it!

There you go.

Why are you Shaking the bus?

[ laughter ]

Stop!

Gross.

[ grunts ]

Now that the bus is gutted,

It's time to figure out How to build the aquarium.

He wants the tank from here All the way down to here.

That's a big tank.

This is gonna be A one-of-a-kind aquarium.

The actual fish tank Will be fitted

Along the 18 feet of windows On the door side of the bus.

We'll tie in a marine theme On the outside of the bus.

Inside, The plumbing and filters,

They'll sit Under the steel stand.

And seating Will be added alongside the tank

So passengers can take a ride On the bus.

It'll look great.

Heather: wayde and brett are Doing a nail polish bottle tank

For a salon in florida.

Hi.

How are you?

I suggested that they come With agnes and I

While we get our nails done For some ideas.

They have no clue What they're in for.

I wanted to know If you had room for two more,

'cause I want them To get mani and pedis also.

All right. Yeah, we have room for them.

I'm not doing it. You will.

You're gonna feel So much better after.

Your feet won't hurt, And they have massage chairs.

Have brett do it. You're gonna do it.

You're in, right? I'm in. Why not?

I'm doing it for research. That's it. Let's go.

Go ahead. Pick out a color.

Guy pick out A color, too?

Ah, no.

Hey, wayde. I got This red one for you, bro.

It's meatball marinara. [ laughs ]

That's yours, brett. Lazy blue.

I like that one. That's a good one.

If we're gonna build An aquarium,

We got to come up With a shape.

I like round, though.

But round is too simple. It's too plain and easy.

You don't do it. Nothing's too simple.

So, look at this shape.

This one's kind of the one I'm thinking of.

It's kind of squarish. It's got rounded ends.

All right. Whenever you guys ready.

Yeah, ready? Yep.

All right. Let's do it. Come on.

Heather: Doesn't it feel good?

Honey, sit back. Relax.

Listen, I'm relaxed.

You look uncomfortable Like that. I don't like it.

I'm relaxed!

Whoa! Whoa-oh!

[ laughter ]

I don't like Anyone touching my feet.

Brett: look at his toes curled. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god, that big foot Coming right at her.

[ both laugh ]

No!

[ laughing ]

Oh, my god!

Listen, I'm done. I got work to do still.

I'll see you girls later.

[ laughs ]

So, you need to get up

And go hit the dryer So your nails dry.

You don't want To mess them up.

Where's the dryer? Back that way.

The machine they use to dry Your nails, that's pretty neat.

Staring at a wall? Boring.

I got a great idea.

Oh, boy, brett. I'm worried about your ideas.

No, this is a good one. You're gonna like this one.

So, we're drying Our nails.

"We're drying our nails." Do you hear what you're saying?

Yeah, We're drying our nails.

I'm worried About you, "B."

Hold on. You got a fever? No, I'm good.

Imagine if I had an aquarium To sit in front of right now.

Why don't we do this --

Why don't we make A nail polish bottle

With the dryers At the base of the aquarium?

I don't know if it's The nail polish fumes or what,

But that's a good idea.

Look at me! Pretty and I'm smart!

[ both laugh ]

We have the nail polish bottle Aquarium with dryers.

I think it's a great idea.

Great idea? I can do that.

Brett: This 450-gallon tank

Will be shaped Just like a nail polish bottle,

Complete with a giant cap And applicator.

The tank will sit on top Of a pedestal of nail dryers

Inserted on all four sides Of the tank.

Eight people can relax, Let their nails dry,

And enjoy the colorful fish.

Dude, research is over.

Wayde: after brett and I Got our nails done,

I built a model Of the nail polish tank

Just to see How everything would fit.

Wayde: this is The top of the bottle.

We have to get the angle Just right,

And then we're gonna have to Router this out,

Put a cap on it.

When you take This thing off,

How cool would it be If there was a brush in it?

You're talking About one of these things.

Yeah, exactly.

We'll get these pieces cut, Polished, and put together.

Then we got Something else to work on.

Yo. Come on. Let's go.

We're going out to the back To throw the ball around.

Opening day Is around the corner

And I'm A little bit nervous

That you might throw the ball At the catcher

And hit someone in the Stands, and I don't Want to embarrass us.

So I'm gonna try to make you Great in baseball.

So, let's go. Are you good at baseball?

I'll show you a couple tricks. Watch.

I'm not doing this long. Let's go. Come on.

Frankie. We're gonna Go throw the ball around.

You got him to go?

Yeah, I got him to go. Nice.

The big bambino! Wayde, the big bambino.

Let's go. Come on.

This is gonna be great.

You know, growing up as a kid, I worked my whole life,

So I really never had a chance To get into sports.

I'm not like brett -- Been spoiled his whole life.

Brett: dude. What do you think The glove is for?

You're supposed to Catch it with the glove, Not with your hands.

'cause when I throw it Harder, you're gonna Break your knuckles.

Frankie: Oh, gee. Yo, do I need to get Behind him to back him up?

That's the most running I've ever seen him do.

[ laughs ]

Here's the target.

[ laughs ]

This guy sucks.

Oh, my god, is he bad. Geez.

Wayde looks like my 4-year-old Son, bryce, on a bad day.

Bring the heat. Show me what you got.

Fastball express. Right in the mitt.

[ glass shatters ]

Oh!

Frankie: how do you end up Doing that?

You said, "Throw it hard."

Brett: Redneck's gonna be pissed.

Frankie: [ laughs ]

We're building a tank For the pensacola blue Wahoos' new stadium

And wayde gets To throw out the first pitch.

But the problem is, is wayde Can't throw to save his life.

The hell was that?

So we took him outside To get him some practice.

Right in the mitt.

[ glass shatters ]

[bleep]

[ laughs ] Wait till you see this!

Wait till you see --

[ laughter ]

How do you do that? How do you break the window?

Wayde: You said, "Throw it hard."

Not only did you throw it hard, You stuck it to the glass.

Brett: not only did it break The window,

It stuck in the window.

[bleep] Redneck is gonna be pissed!

[ both laugh ]

Oh, boy. Oh, my god.

You couldn't do that again If you tried.

I'm done, guys. I'm not playing No more. I'm done.

[ laughs ] I'm done.

Good game.

Redneck. How we doing?

Did you get it Running?

No. Are you serious?

Not yet.

Wayde: redneck can get anything To work --

A tractor, a lawn mower --

Whatever it is, He can get it to work.

This isn't good.

Did you check The battery?

The wires? The cables?

We're getting power Through the switches

And we're getting power To the distributor.

The starter Is cranking over?

It's turning over.

I'm getting spark On the spark plug.

Been through all that.

Does it have gas?

It says it has 1/4 tank.

Let's do this.

Let's get a cup of gas. Let's get it in the carburetor.

Let's check it out. Let's see If we can get it started.

This bus is 30 years old.

It's been sitting around For months.

What are the chances That the gas gauge is busted?

20%? 100%?

1,000%?

Don't overdo it.

Watch it going in there.

Boom!

You [bleep]

[ laughs ]

You ready? Back up before we blow up.

[ engine cranking ]

Yo, fire!

Oh [bleep]

Whoa. That scared me.

We got a fire, redneck.

Blowing the thing up. [ laughs ]

This ain't no tractor.

[ engine turns over ]

All it needed was gas!

Redneck, he's usually Not short of gas.

Hey, check the tires While you're there.

Ain't you A regular comedian today.

Hey. What's up, mom?

To what do I owe This pleasure

Of you calling me During work hours?

The tank's coming along Great, mom. It really is.

Matter of fact, We're working on it as we speak.

I need you out in the shop. I got to go.

All right, mom. That's great.

All right, look. I got to go.

I love you. Take care.

What is this? You're on The phone with your mommy.

Come on. We got to check the top Out to the nail polish tank.

Brett: it's not looking like A nail polish bottle right now.

It's looking like A doghouse.

Doghouse?

Your mom Is gonna love this, dude.

All I'm visioning Is a hole cut in the side

And snoopy going in there.

I got 2½-inch acrylic bottom.

It's gonna be A little radius --

Give it the thick Bottle look to it.

You don't even see it With the cap on it.

My cap? What are you gonna Make it out of?

I have an acrylic tube. I'd like To put the tube up there.

I think That'd be the best bet.

Get the tubes.

You get the ladder. Fine.

Put that one up there.

Don't be scratching the tank Or anything.

Your mom Will get all upset.

Nah. It looks like a chimney.

It's not gonna be that tall. You got to cut it down.

Yeah, see, That's much better.

Does that look like The nail polish bottle?

No, it's definitely looking Like a bottle now.

What's going on?

Brett: nothing. Just trying to figure this out.

Figure what out? What -- what is this?

It looks like a house.

Wayde: a house? That's what I get from both of them?

That's like stupid in stereo.

We got to move on To the bus tank.

The stand and the tank Fit nicely in the bus,

And we have room For seats on the other side.

Hey, when I was walking up,

It looked like this thing, Was like, off-balance.

The tank is on the right side Of the bus,

So that means it's gonna be A lot heavier on the right side

Than the left side,

So it's gonna be A little lopsided.

It's kind of like me and heather On a see-saw.

Redneck: we're gonna have to do Some counterbalancing,

I just don't know How much yet

Until we actually Put water in this tank.

So let's do it. Let's get some water in.

We'll see how much It's gonna lean.

This thing might not even Be able to drive.

I know.

We're talking 10,000 pounds.

I just hope the bus Doesn't tip over.

Wayde: redneck. Ready for the test?

Yeah. We got as much water As we can put in it right now.

You hold one walkie-talkie. I'll stay outside.

Cruise Through the parking lot.

You know, let's see how bad It's gonna lean.

Hey. What's going on? Dude, that's lopsided.

All the water's in there now, So we're gonna do a test run.

Why don't you stay in the back And watch the tank?

Is that cool? Yeah, of course.

You know, I don't' have Lids on this thing.

So what? Let's have a little fun.

[ engine turns over ]

[ laughs ]

All right, Pull out and hang a left.

This thing ain't moving.

Take off The emergency brake.

Duh.

Make sure Brett watches the tank.

Watch the tank.

Do a figure eight Right there

Then come back to The parking lot over here.

Give it a little gas, robs.

Don't be grandma-ing The gas pedal.

Oh, geez.

Wayde: oh, that thing's Gonna tip over.

All right, Give it some gas.

Come right towards me. Come here.

Come on, redneck. Dude!

Don't give it no gas!

All right, hit the brakes hard. Hit it hard.

[ tires screech ]

Aah! Aah!

Wayde: I think the brakes work.

Brett: now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: certain species Of parrotfish

Surround themselves In a transparent cocoon

Made of a type of mucus secreted From the top of their heads.

This shield protects them At night

From nocturnal predators By concealing their smell.

If I saw something sleeping In a booger bag,

I'd stay far away From that, too.

Wayde: redneck and I,

We're testing the weight Of the tank on the school bus.

We got brett on board To have a little fun.

All right, redneck, Give it a little more gas.

I got to look at the full Suspension on this thing.

Oh, geez.

Come right towards me. Come here.

Come on, redneck. Dude!

Come on, Give it some gas.

Don't give it no gas!

There's no lids On this thing!

All right, hit the brakes hard. Hit it hard.

[ tires screech ]

Aah! Aah!

[ laughs ]

I think the brakes work.

Was it a joke? You think you're funny?

Really?

Dude, you're wet.

Soaking wet. Real funny.

He's soaked! [ laughs ]

Oh, this is a great day.

Well, you've got A lot of issues here

You need to deal with.

No, we're gonna Take care of this.

Redneck, the counterbalancing Is pretty bad.

So we're gonna have to put Some weight in there.

So, why don't we back it up And get that going, all right?

Going home to change.

[ laughs ]

Brett's wet And it's definitely not sweat.

Oh, you think that's funny? How about that, huh?

[ both laugh ]

Wayde: this bus Is definitely lopsided.

Since the right side is heavier,

We're gonna add some weight To the left side

So everything balances out.

Now it's time to go fishing.

We're heading to l.A. To see rob At exotic reef imports.

He's hooking us up With a lot of fish.

We're gonna fill up

The blue wahoo bus And the nail polish tank.

We told rob we need

Lots of bright colors And patterns for both tanks.

He just got a shipment in From hawaii.

I can't wait to see What he's got.

We need to get shopping. I'm excited.

I got just what We're looking for.

First up, we'll shop For the nail polish tank.

Seeing all these colorful fish

Reminds me Of all the different polishes

They had at the nail salon.

One of the crown jewels Of the hawaiian fish

Is the chevron tang.

That's a pretty cool, Unique pattern.

I always see these women, They'll have four nails

That are plain,

And then on one nail, They'll have a diamond

Or something really cool.

So why don't we make That the crown jewel of The tank and just get one?

Wayde: I didn't know much About the manis and pedis.

So you're the expert, Brett.

Dude, I've been going A lot lately,

And, boy -- I'm not gonna stop.

Wayde: I wish brett cared about work

As much he does About keeping his nails pretty.

Why don't we Just make it a luau

And add in These fourspot butterflies.

I only see two spots.

Dude, There's two on each side.

Ahh! Two and two is four. You're right.

They got a pretty cool Little pattern.

I mean, that's kind of How nails are.

He's the expert.

These are actually perfect For the nail polish tank.

Yeah, and they're Pretty docile fish.

These colorful fish from hawaii

Are perfect For the nail polish tank.

Hey. What?

I think for the bus tank,

We should get species Indigenous to florida.

I think I saw a blue hamlet Over here.

Look right here. Oh, dude.

That's the blue hamlet. Look at that.

That guy is so cool. Isn't he awesome?

Perfect for the bus --

The blue wahoos, The blue hamlet.

You know the cool thing About these guys

Is if you really want to keep That blue color,

You need to feed them Color-enhancing food,

Otherwise They'll stay pale.

You good with this? Yeah, let's get them in there.

All right, so, The blue hamlet it is.

I love parrots. I got them At the shop, right?

I want to see if we can find A parrotfish.

That guy is beautiful.

The got that beak, The colors.

That thing's gonna look Outstanding.

Brett: all right, so, This guy's it, right?

Yeah, take him. I definitely want him.

Wayde: Beautiful fish.

Say hello To my little friend!

We need one more nice one, And let's do it.

There it is. Green angel. What do you think?

Ah, dude! Beautiful. Isn't it?

Dude, I love that blue, boy. Let me tell you.

Perfect For the blue wahoos.

It's found in the water Off the coast of florida,

So I think We should get her.

We're definitely Gonna get her.

Back in vegas, I'm back At the shop after closing time.

I'm getting some practice in.

When we deliver the bus To the ballpark,

I'll be throwing out The first pitch.

And I don't want to look like An idiot on opening day

Or whatever it's called.

[ sighs ]

I'm gonna be here all night.

Okay.

[bleep]

Never in the history of atm Has this happened before.

Dude, we got a problem.

So, the blue wahoos Just called me

And their sponsor Backed out.

Oh, man, dude. [ sighs ]

I got so much money In that thing already.

Yeah. I know.

The sponsors dropping out

Means the blue wahoos don't have The money to pay for the tank.

You know what? The tank's done --

The stand, all the filters, Everything.

My arm's killing me.

I've been throwing the ball Every night.

There's at least one good piece Of good news out of it.

What's that?

We get to keep the bus.

What are we gonna do

With a bus with an aquarium In it, brett?

We're stuck with it.

I don't know. I'll bring it home.

Put it in my driveway. Have the kids come by.

I'll have another Aquarium. You know me. I love all that stuff.

It's not going in our Driveway. We have to pull Our cars in and in and out.

We got a big driveway.

I can just imagine what The homeowners association

Would have to say about Us having a big bus aquarium.

What about even setting it up Up front, outside?

I mean, at least do something For the neighborhood.

I mean, people can come Over here, check it out.

Honestly? You're saying leave it here.

Why not bring it To schools

And let the kids Come on the bus

And see it And interact with it?

I'm driving.

You want To teach kids, educate.

That's a great idea.

Bryce's school is having A picnic in a few weeks.

We can unveil it there.

And if this goes, we'll start Bringing it to every school.

Good idea, honey.

Thank you. Who's the best? [ laughs ]

I am, but that's okay.

Not this time. [ laughs ]

Brett: we're headed back To the villages, florida,

To install the nail polish tank.

The truck is in the parking lot And it's time to unload.

Forklift shows up.

Wrong size forks.

The only way we can get These crates off

Is actually counterbalancing.

Once the fork goes under The crate,

It's gonna go like this.

We got to put men up here And counterbalance it

And get it off the truck.

If we don't do it right,

It's gonna fall and this whole Job site's going down.

Whoa!

The bottom Of the pallet snapped.

Better the pallet Than the tank.

Better the tank Than those of us on top.

[ chuckles ] I'm not too sure about that.

All right, wayde. Let's go.

Aaron, let me know When I'm clear of that gate

So I can drop it.

This is not real safe, But we have to do it.

Thankfully, everything got off The truck in one piece.

Now we got to start This install.

Stop.

Brett: barb, the salon owner, Has been telling her customers

That the tank Is gonna be ready tonight,

And my mom, She's expecting that, too.

Easy. Let's go. Push.

Great.

And we're on. Perfect. Good job, guys.

Brett: hey, aaron.

Let's get this cap, Bring it over here,

And let's open it up.

Okay.

Dude. Dude.

What the hell is that?

Dude, That looks horrible.

Oh, my god. What did they do?

Wayde. Wayde: what?

Come here. We got an issue.

Look at this. Ew.

This is unacceptable, man. This is not going on the tank.

I should fire someone That packed it like this.

What do you think Of the tank?

I think It's not finished.

You know, I invited all My friends to preview this tank,

And I just don't want To be embarrassed.

Brett: we're in florida At my mom's favorite nail salon,

And we're putting in A nail polish bottle tank.

And halfway through the install,

We ran into a problem With the cap for our tank.

Look at How they sent this.

The problem with this cap

Is that the clear coat, It must have been wet,

And when they shipped it, it ran And stuck to the bubble wrap.

So it looks like crap.

We have to sand This whole entire thing down.

You got the sander here? You should have it in your box.

All right. I'll check.

Let's go right now, aaron. Right now. Hurry up.

Bring it out back, Sand it up, and let's Get this thing painted.

Got it.

Unacceptable.

Brett: we're 2,000 miles Away from our shop,

So when things go wrong, You got to scramble.

I'm trying to get my job done,

And my mom, she comes Screeching up in our golf cart.

Hi, honey.

Hello, retirement community.

Hi, mom. How are you?

Good. What's going on? Good. So good to see you.

Good to see you, too. What do you think of the tank?

I think it's not finished.

Wires are hanging.

There's no cap on the top. It's very hazy.

It's all coming. I mean, we got a cap for it.

The haziness is gonna go away In a little.

It's gonna be ready For tonight.

This is where I meet All my friends

And I just don't want To be embarrassed.

By the time I'm done, you'll be The mayor of this town.

I got you, mom. Don't worry.

God. Pain in the neck.

Wayde: aaron got the cap All fixed up.

Hopefully it's gonna be all Smooth sailing from here on out.

And now we're getting ready To put the fish in

Within the next hour or two.

So you got to add The nitrifying bacteria.

Basically, you're gonna Cycle the tank like that.

Let's put it in. All right. Let's do it.

All right, come on. Let's go. It's time to get the fish in.

What do we got? Fourspots.

Fourspot butterflies.

Sailfin tang.

I think brett's mom Will be proud of him.

This tank is so cool.

A lot of people Are gonna come in

For nanis and pedis -- Nanis? Manis? Manis, is it?

"Nanis and --" mani. Mani?

Mani. Mani and pedis.

Brett: The tank is awesome.

The salon owner, she's bringing Her friends and family.

My mom, She's bringing her opinions.

She'll be by later tonight.

I'm actually getting A little bit nervous.

Dude, this thing Looks incredible.

Oh, my god. It's crystal clear.

Awesome.

Oh, my god! Ohh!

[ applause ]

Oh, wow. Look at that. It's unbelievable.

You guys are gonna be The talk of the town.

Barbara: come in and see The new fish tank.

Wow! Woman: awesome!

Barbara: I think it's the world's largest Nail polish bottle.

Brett: there is no nail salon On this planet

That has a nail polish bottle Aquarium.

You nailed it. Literally, I nailed it, huh?

I am extremely happy With the tank.

It's just unbelievable.

The saltwater fish Are just beautiful.

It's a good color palette.

It just brings Everything in the shop to life.

I think we should do Your nails like that, cody.

Paint them orange With the black stripes.

We have the sailfin tang.

It's called the sailfin Because of the way

It opens up like that.

You got yellow tangs. There's anthias.

Reminds me of all the Color options you Have here at the shop.

That's a flame angel. That's a blonde naso tang.

Just how I like them -- Big and blonde.

You see the big brush In the center?

Made a huge nail polish brush. Barbara: wow.

They put Nail polish in it.

And they even have The built-in dryers down here.

Wayde: Not only is this tank beautiful, It also serves a purpose.

Yeah, I can come here And get my nails dried.

Oh, my god.

Oh, honey, You did me proud.

You like that, ma? I love it.

Oh, my goodness. It's beautiful.

Thank goodness My mom loved the tank.

She was hounding And hounding and hounding.

Oh, I can stay here forever.

There would have been Hell to pay

If this tank didn't meet up To her standards.

We made a good team. It was a collaborative effort.

Thank you. Oh, thank you.

[ smooches ] I love you.

Wayde: we nailed it! Brett: we nailed it!

Yeah!

Oh, easy. Watch the clear coat.

Ooh. [ laughs ]

I'd love to spend more time With my mom,

But now it's time to focus On the next generation

Of raymers -- my son, bryce.

We're heading back to vegas to Meet redneck at bryce's school

To teach the kids about fish.

Our graphic design friends At identity

Wrapped the school bus with An educational marine theme.

Yo, the kids Are gonna love this thing.

Brett: The tank is ready to go.

All we have to do is fill her up And get the fish in.

Hey, let's get the fish In the water.

Let's get the thing going. Everybody's excited, man.

Let's go. Good job.

Wayde: see that?

Ready? I'm ready.

Here it goes.

Beautiful.

Wayde: we'll get the tank Filled up, treat the water,

And we'll be good to go.

Brett: Let's get the fish in.

All right, Here comes the lionfish.

There goes the lion.

That's beautiful.

Wayde: Oh, look at him.

Instead of sharp teeth Like lions have,

These guys have spiky, Venomous fins.

Oh, these are Big-eye squirrels.

Yeah, they swim in a group, The squirrelfish.

Hey, brett. Check out this carpet anemone.

Brett: that's cool.

Let me get him in the tank Real quick.

I want to make him Nice and comfortable.

Oh, and look what else I got.

I got a beautiful Blue starfish.

Bryce loves blue starfish.

Wayde: I can't wait to teach the kids

About all the different shapes Of sea life.

We got a nice pincushion Right here.

It's like a bunch Of little needles.

Kids will like that. Make sure they don't touch it.

Wayde: fish are something that We're both passionate about,

And for us to bring it To the kids and show them,

We're really excited.

We wanted to do something Very special for you guys.

It's something from us, From our heart,

That we always wanted to do From atm so we can educate you.

We want to bring the ocean To you guys here at the school.

And it's even more Exciting today

Because this is my son Bryce's school.

Wayde, myself, And our atm staff,

We wanted to bring you The first mobile bus aquarium.

Are you guys ready?

All: yeah!

Redneck, Bring out the bus.

[ cheering ]

[ engine sputters ]

He's just around The corner.

Redneck: come on.

Come on!

[ engine sputters ]

God [bleep]

Redneck, He's a lot of things.

He's unstable, He gets mad very easy,

He's a really hard worker, But late?

That's not one of them.

I'm starting to think We're gonna have

Some cranky kids on our hands, And we are way outnumbered.

Come on!

[ engine sputtering ]

[ engine sputters ] Redneck: god [bleep]

Come on!

Brett: We're waiting for redneck

To pull the bus tank Up to my son bryce's school

So we can teach the kids About fish.

But there's no sign of redneck

And I'm afraid of letting My son, bryce, down.

This mobile tank Had better be mobile.

If redneck Doesn't get here soon,

I'm gonna be letting all these Kids down, and, my son,

He's probably gonna get wedgies For the next two weeks.

And redneck?

He's gonna get More than wedgies from me.

Come on! [ engine turns over ]

Thatagirl.

I knew You wouldn't let me down.

Good. [ horn honks ]

Brett: Here comes the bus, kids.

[ cheering ]

[ screams ]

Wayde: the kids love the tank. They're jumping up and down.

They're screaming. They're pointing.

Look over there. See the clownfish? Look.

You know what?

I think these are some Of our most excited clients.

All right, guys.

We're gonna teach you a little Bit about the fish tank here.

Does anybody know How big it is?

50 miles?

50 miles?!50 miles?!

You're close! Darn it.

It's 12 feet long.

Oh!

It's a pretty big tank, Huh?

All: yeah!

Do you guys know, at home, Your milk container?

There's 560 of those Milk containers in this tank.

And that weighs Over 4,600 pounds.

Ohh!

It's almost as big as brett. That's right.

[ laughter ]

There's corals and starfish. All kinds of stuff.

This guy's called A foxface.

These guys Are called nasos.

That's a heniochus.

What's that one?

That's a dogface puffer.

Brett: that pufferfish can get Up to three times its size

By filling his stomach With water.

I see some of the passion In these kids

That I had when I was a kid.

Did you see that guy Down there?

That's a horseshoe crab.

He's all the way Over in the front.

The blue wahoos, Unfortunately, pulled out.

Their sponsor fell through.

Originally It was a strike out,

But now, after today's event, It became a home run.

Yeah, it was definitely A home run.

Mwah!

Oh, I love you!

Brett: two more great visions Turned into reality --

Fish on wheels And fish in a bottle.

The nail polish bottle tank Stands eight feet tall,

Holds 450 gallons,

And it's so big that Eight people can relax together

While drying their nails.

And because of this job, I love a good mani-pedi.

You can drive The school bus tank.

That's enough right there.

The tank is 12 feet long,

And with over 650 gallons Of water in there,

It weighs over two tons.

We can't wait to drive it around

And teach even more kids About ocean life.

Ultimately, I got to make Two tanks

That made my family happy --

One for my son, bryce, And one for my mom to enjoy.

This week Couldn't have been better.

Brett: what up? What's going on, dude?

You got a little lucky there, Didn't you?

What do you mean, "Lucky"?

Now you don't have to throw out The first pitch.

Listen, dude. Let me tell you something.

I got good.

Dude, I was here at night. I was practicing.

I know you were practicing. You're still not that good.

You got a glove here? I got my gloves here.

Let's go outside. You're gonna show me?

Right now, I'll show you. Right now.

Get everybody out here.

Agnes, frankie. Heather.

Redneck. What's up?

Babe ruth's getting ready To show us

How he throws In the bullpen.

Smart move.

Just want to make sure I don't get killed.

You ready, big guy? Ready? Here it is.

Ohh!

[ applause ]

One is luck. Let me see two in a row.

[ cheers and applause ]

Dude, I can do 100 Of these in a row.

All: [ chanting ] Wayde! Wayde! Wayde! Wayde! Wayde!

Ohh! Geez! [ glass shatters ]

[ laughs ]

Wayde: Want more "Tanked"?

Watch highlights, Check out deleted scenes,

And play games and more.

Go to animalplanet.Com/tanked.