Original subtitles

Wayde: on this episode Of "Tanked"...

I'm looking for more of A zen fish tank in here.

What if we hang The aquarium?

We're talking about 500 pounds Hanging on the wall.

Why don't you jump up there, Big guy,

And let's see if it Can even hold you.

Oh [bleep] [ laughter ]

Why is your shirt off?

It's gonna get wet.

All right [bleep] The [bleep]

Brett: towel.

Picture the aquarium Right overhead.

That's really sleeping With the fish right there.

And we want it To be tranquil.

But exciting. Spa, Yet we want it to pop.

Now we know what it's like To deal with me and wayde.

Ri-tank-ulous, man.

[ laughs ]

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

-- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com

Captions paid for by Discovery communications

Today, we're in north carolina, Visiting furnitureland south,

The world's largest Furniture retailer.

Dude, look at the size Of that dresser.

Brett: dude, you could Actually fit some of Your clothes in there.

It's tremendous.

Hope they want A big tank, huh?

Yeah.

We're here to meet with Jason harris

And his brother, jeff, to find Out what type of tank they want.

No problem Finding the place?

Brett: with that big dresser Outside? Couldn't miss it.

It's a highboy, 85 feet tall.

It might be A highboy out here,

But where we come from, It's a dresser.

We have 1.3 million square feet Of showroom space here.

It's like 22 football fields Of furniture.

We're actually gonna launch A new division called sleepland,

And we want it to be

A world-class shopping Experience for mattresses,

And that's kind of why I called you guys.

This is my brother, jeff.

Brett: hey, jeff. Hey, guys. What's going on?

Nice to meet you. Good to see you. Welcome.

We're actually gonna feature

A top-of-the-line Stearns & foster

King-size mattress -- Very luxurious.

Don't exactly know what We're looking for.

We want to do something With a fish tank

To pull people in here And sort of set that mood --

That tranquility and serenity Kind of mood.

Yet we want it to pop. We need the "Wow" factor, here.

We want it to be Subtle, though.

Tranquil. But exciting.

The theme here is spa.

So, you guys know What you want, huh?

One wants to be peaceful. One wants to be "Wow."

Now I know what it's like To deal with me and wayde.

So, we got to make The aquarium maybe at something

That they're gonna Lay into bed

And be able to see The aquarium.

Maybe in the front Of the bed.

You get people to lay on the bed And look at it.

Don't want to block The bed, though.

They want to sell the bed.

Well, what about An actual bed itself,

Like what the mattress Sits on?

That's pretty cool.

What, with the bed and the tank All the way around it?

Yeah, something like that.

I like the way You're thinking.

You're the idea guy.

You don't seem like You like that one too much.

Well, we just want it To be serene.

We want to set the mood here. It doesn't need to be crazy.

Ultimately, At the end of the day,

What we do is produce A rendering or a drawing,

And we'll send it off To you guys

And ask For your approval.

A "Drawring"? Yeah, a drawing.

How many r's In "Drawrings"?

Well, you know, where we Come from, like, three or four.

[ laughter ]

B, we don't have accents. Right?

I know. They're the ones with accents.

[ mocking ] It's got to be powerful.

Serene. But tranquil.

See y'all now later.

[ both laugh ]

Brett: between what you've Showed us here at the space

And everything That we've seen,

We definitely have Some great ideas.

Cool.

Hey, man, we got to Head back to vegas,

So we'll get you Some renderings.

Yep.

All right? And we'll take it from there.

Thank you, guys.

Yo. Wayde: what up?

We got to talk About the bed tanks.

I need you To come out to the shop.

Dude, we need measurements Of the bed.

We need to put The whole thing together.

I got you covered. Come on.

What do you got?

Don't worry. I got it. Come on.

We're going behind the shop To redneck's trailer --

A.K.A., his humble abode.

And what's in redneck's trailer?

Redneck's bed.

We need a mattress to use As a visual aid

So we can see what kind of tank

We're gonna build For furnitureland.

It's gonna help Stimulate my visions.

I can't believe you --

Telling me to come out there To steal his bed.

Yo, be careful.

Don't rip the tag off The mattress. That's illegal.

Hold it up.

Oh, I can't.

Dude, come on, quick.

Redneck, come here. I need a hand for a minute.

This bed tank,

It's gonna be viewed From a pretty unique angle.

We need some wood Or something -- 2 by 4s.

Brett: I want the aquarium

To go over the bed And down the sides, right?

This is A california king.

I have to make the arch Longer, wider, thicker.

It's a lot more work.

If you're not Really convinced,

Go lay down and check it out. You'll see.

Let me get straight here, Like you guys.

Got a few inches away From both of you two animals.

Picture the aquarium Right overhead,

All the way down The sides.

That's really sleeping With the fish right there.

Wayde: all right. I'll do the tank this way.

But the problem With this whole thing

Is we can't make it Too ostentatious.

It has to be relaxing, Smoothing.

Smoothing?

Soothing.

Oh, okay.

Okay, so, real mellow, Like, mellow inserts

Or something like that?

See how we're chilling Right now?

We're just, like, Laying down, relaxing?

It's got to be very relaxful, Very peaceful.

What are you doing?

I don't find Nothing peaceful

About laying here With you two.

You want me to rub your back? Turn over.

Our idea is to build A badass 700-gallon tank

That's gonna look like A headboard over a bed.

The arch is gonna be 6 feet across.

The steel stands Are gonna be encased in wood

And look like cabinetry.

Inside, it's gonna be

Custom coral inserts All over the place,

With a lot of beautiful fish.

I do got a question, Though, guys.

Where'd you guys get The mattress?

You didn't.

[ both laugh ]

Oh, dude. It was out back.

You were in my home?!

It was open.

I'm sorry.

Dude, it was open. I'm sorry.

Get the [bleep] Off my bed.

That's what you get For parking your bedroom

Out in the back of the shop.

You could have At least asked.

If I would have asked, Would you have said "Yes"?

No.

That's my point exactly, So why ask?

Now you know. Lock up your trailer.

[ laughs ]

Brett: while we're waiting On approval from furnitureland

On the bed tank,

We're off to meet ruck,

The owner of the black spade Tattoo parlor in old las vegas.

We've installed some Amazing tanks in ruck's home,

But now he wants something Even cooler for his business.

Need something to pop. We need something edgy.

Ruck: well, you know what? That's the thing.

I'm looking for more Of a zen kind of feel.

What's the deal with everybody Wanting a tranquil tank?

I don't know, but it's Starting to stress me out.

Bringing a fish tank In here, man,

Is going to bring tranquility Not only for me,

But my clients, man,

When they're actually Getting tattooed.

I wish I had a fish tank To stare at

When I got my tattoo.

Literally, I was staring At the wall. I was shaking.

I was like, "Uuh!" [ laughs ]

You think maybe you want Something over here?

You want something Back here?

I got an idea.

What if we hang The aquarium?

Right up in the corner.

Wow.

We've never really done A hanging aquarium before.

There was a reason why We haven't done this.

It's not like hanging a picture.

Tanks can weigh 300, 400 pounds and up

When it's filled with water.

That would be like hanging

A fully-stocked refrigerator On the wall.

What do you think?

What shape? What size? What are you gonna do?

If you guys can incorporate The actual shop black spade

Into the tank or something Like that, that would be cool.

Like a spade tank, You're saying?

And hanging? Actual hanging spade?

That would be Really cool, man.

Whew!

That would be perfect.

You know, If they're sitting here,

They can just sit up there And watch while you tattoo them.

I think that's awesome.

You're pretty keen on this? You want the shape of a spade?

That's never been done Before.

I know. That's what I'm saying.

That's what makes it Even cooler to do.

Are you saying it's hard?

Oh, no, it's easy. We'll just slap it together.

All that, man? You really think You can do that?

Wayde: this tank's Gonna be tricky.

We're talking about molding the Acrylic in the shape of a spade,

Which means tight, Geometric curves

And strong seams that can Hold up 400 pounds of water.

Plus, we have nowhere To hide the plumbing.

We're gonna have to drill Through the wall

And hide it In the bathroom behind.

You guys got to do this, man. We have to do this.

We locked ourselves in a big Challenge with the spade tank.

Now I need some time To wrap my head around the plan.

But in the meantime,

We got to get cooking On the furnitureland build.

I need you to get A mold ready for this.

The trickiest part

About building the arch tank For furnitureland

Is the piece That spans over the bed.

That's a big tank.

To get the bend that we need,

We have to build a mold Out of plywood.

Last piece.

Then we'll put a flat piece Of acrylic on top

And push it into the oven,

Which will heat it up To 300 degrees

And soften it enough to bend.

Then it needs to cool On the mold for at least a day.

While the arch cools, I'm gonna Have redneck build a wall

So we can test the weight Of the hanging spade tank.

Almost done?

That won't even hold A bag of potatoes.

So, at first, We're figuring that j-hooks

Would work And hold onto the wall.

There's no way this tank's Gonna hang on this wall. It's gonna be too heavy.

Now I'm just trying to Think of how we're gonna Actually make this work.

It's 500 pounds.

If we put a steel plate just Like the spade with decoration,

Put some nuts and bolts Around it,

And then let's say we put A plate behind this wall.

We put a plate Behind this wall.

So, now we have a plate here, A plate here.

So, if we have a 2"X2" Steel that's coming out here,

We weld the plate to that.

So, this tank, physically, You pick it up, it hooks.

Now it looks like It's completely floating.

Brett: wayde likes To make everything

Way more complicated Than it needs to be.

And now this bracket He wants to do --

I think it's complete overkill.

You're about what, 280? 260?

Why don't you jump up there, Big guy,

And let's see if it can Even hold you.

And then we'll take it From there.

I'm telling you right now, This thing's not gonna hold me.

If I'm hanging on the wall, It's not holding me.

Put all your weight on there, And let's see what happens.

[ creaking ]

Oh [bleep]

[bleep] Ugh!

[ laughs ]

Clearly, This is not gonna work.

That's definitely Not working.

Oh!

Oh, that was [bleep] Great. Wayde: good night.

I guess it didn't hold.

Wayde: we have two clients That want tranquil tanks.

What do you do to relax? I do yoga.

Good for your intestines Inside.

[ farts ]

Sometimes, there's toxins here A little bit, right?

Got a lot Of toxins there.

Brett: all of our aquariums Are challenging,

But this week, We got a couple of doozies.

The heat is on me, Because I opened up my mouth

And promised a 500-pound Spade tank suspended on the wall

For our client Who owns a tattoo parlor.

I also promised A king-size headboard tank

To the owners Of a high-end furniture store.

And the arch Has to be perfectly shaped.

Look at that. Come here.

That's looking crooked, There.

Yeah.

It's an arch tank.

The right side has to be Parallel with the left side.

If we're off a little bit,

That whole arch tank's Gonna look cockeyed.

While the arch was in the oven, The acrylic expanded.

Now each piece connecting to the Arch has to be re-measured...

We're off a half-inch.

...So we can cut the side pieces

To line up with The new dimensions of the arch.

This is perfect For a king-size bed.

Let's glue it.

Great. Up.

Now that the glue's drying On the arch,

We got to get our plans drawn up For the spade tank.

Brett: I seen some guy one time.

He had eyeballs Tattooed to his eyelids,

And when he closed his eyes, It looked like he was awake.

That's crazy.

I swear to god. [ snores ]

Who's getting a tattoo?

I am.

No, you're not.

You're so stupid. You're not getting a tattoo.

I'm gonna get, Like, an octopus.

Just like that.

Not like that. He can't draw.

I would get one. Yeah, right.

I would.

What are you gonna get,

Like, a little unicorn On the back of your neck?

Some tramp stamp?

No. First of all, A tramp stamp, dingbat,

Is over here, Not the back of your neck.

Bunch of needles in you? You'd cry.

I'm a lot tougher Than you think, guy.

I have bigger balls Than both of you put together.

Oh, that's Your problem, then.

[ laughter ]

Hello. Atm.

After spending days On figuring out

All the details On the spade tank,

It's time to put it together.

This thing's a puzzle.

We're talking seven separate Pieces and tight curves,

Which means heating and bending Over and over again.

Since this thing's hanging,

We're dealing with water weight And gravity.

If it's off a millimeter --

Pfft, niagara falls All over the floor.

We have two clients That want tranquil tanks,

So now we have to come up With some relaxing themes.

Dude, I'm thinking About a beach.

Dude, the last time I was at the beach,

Kids are screaming, There's beach balls.

That's not relaxing to me.

What about like A forest setting?

[ laughs ] A forest?

Oh, you're laughing at me.

What, are you Gonna have bambi come out?

You ain't got no good ideas.

This is ridiculous.

I come in for your help, And you tell me beaches --

I'm helping you. I'm throwing out ideas at you.

Anything that I throw out, It doesn't matter.

What, can I help you?

Don't "What" me like that. I need you to sign a check.

What are you two yelling And screaming?

I hear you all the way Down the hall.

Wayde: oh, brett's trying To figure out serenity.

Serenity?

He's talking about tranquility For this tank that we're doing,

And I'm trying to give Him some information. He's yelling at me.

Neither one of you Are tranquil.

I'm the face of tranquility. I'm calm! I'm always calm!

Tranquility is not a theme. Tranquility comes from within.

What do you do to relax?

I exercise.

I exercise, too, And that's not relaxing.

I also do yoga.

That's very tranquil, And it's calming.

Yoga's lame, okay? That's first off.

Yoga's not even a sport.

I think you guys should Really come and do it.

I ain't doing no yoga.

It would be soothing For the two of you.

It would be tranquil.

Yoga? It's for people that like To run through the forest,

Play with flowers, Burn a little incense,

But for a little inspiration, I'd try anything.

I'll go If it helps the tank.

See you later.

Yay! Good job, honey. You're going, too.

The only reason I'm going to yoga

Is because we told redneck

That we needed him For some "Field research."

Yeah. He probably thinks He's getting a tattoo Or testing mattresses.

[ both laugh ]

The sign says "Yoga."

Come on in, you guys. Are you ready?

Redneck: what are you guys Wearing? You look like chefs.

You look like two Dental assistants. I ain't wearing that.

Why not? You'll look good in that.

Just take off your shoes, And we'll go from there.

We'll get you changed And started.

Shoes?

Brett, is that your feet Or your breath?

Probably both.

[ laughter ]

So, I'm really proud of the guys For going to this yoga session.

It's definitely something that's Out of their comfort zone.

Ann: Keep your joints relaxed.

[ laughs ] Come on in.

I want to apologize to Everybody here before we start.

I don't know what yoga is.

I know you stretch And you move and you breathe,

But I build aquariums.

I don't stretch, breathe, and do All these stretchy things here.

Focus on your abdomen, Okay?

In, out.

Good.

Good for Your intestines inside.

[ farts ]

Sometimes there's toxins here A little bit.

[ coughing ] Dude, what did you eat?

Oh, he's got a lot there. A little bit.

A lot of toxins there. Are you kidding me?

Easy.

This is great news!

The next time I let one slip,

I'm just gonna tell people I'm doing yoga!

Ann: be respectful Of your knees.

Good. Very good.

Holding it.

Coming down.

Switch. Good.

Let's do the other side. Breathe in.

Oh, really good.

All the way. Good.

What am I supposed to do?

[ laughs ] Let me see.

Just give me a minute.

Oh, very good.

Wayde: As soon as she dimmed the lights And told us to close our eyes,

I knew it was time for me To find my inner peace.

And get the hell out of there.

Leave it to my brother To fart and depart.

[ chuckles ]

Wayde: oh, man!

Brett: oh, just look At that. Great.

Okay, this isn't cool.

Brett: one, we've got to rebuild The tank so it doesn't blow out,

And two, I'm wetter than The little mermaid over here.

You can't think of a tank We can't make,

But some are harder than others.

The headboard tank Is just one of those tanks.

It's such an irregular shape.

It takes a lot of time and skill To get those seams just right,

But I got to say, It's looking pretty damned good.

I thought it was a great idea When jason from furnitureland

Said he wanted to send Some accessories

That they sell in the store For the tank.

I didn't expect him To send the whole store.

I'm not a decorator.

And I look anything like A decorator?

I don't know What you look like.

Dude, they got, like, An alarm clock over here.

I think this is a lamp.

How am I gonna stick books Underwater now?

What did they give you, "Moby dick"?

"How to grow hair." Oh, this is yours.

"20,000 leagues Under the sea."

Oh, boy.

Redneck: You're making a mess.

We're undoing the props From furnitureland.

They sent all this stuff,

And they want to incorporate This in the fish tank.

Brett: putting this much metal In the tank is bad news.

We can clear coat everything,

But the metal will eventually Corrode in salt water

And make it toxic for the fish.

Good thing the brains Of this operation has an idea.

What I'm thinking is Is we dig this piece,

And we have an acrylic piece,

And it goes right across Like that,

And then you can Take the books,

And you can put the books And the lamp and everything

Inside of it.

So, you're saying Just put a dry box?

I think we should try that.

Before executing brett's idea On the actual tank,

I had redneck do a mock-up tank.

We need to see how the props Are gonna look

Through multiple sheets Of acrylic.

I see right here, Right here, nothing.

I thought this might happen.

What you're seeing Is light refraction,

Not to be confused With reflection.

All I know is one thing. I don't see any object in there.

You're underneath the bed, And the thing is to your left.

You're not gonna be looking At it from this perspective

If you're sleeping.

Oh, so everybody that's gonna Go into this furniture place

Is gonna go underneath the bed?

They're gonna look at the bed.

That's a cool special effect, Though.

You know what a good effect? You growing hair.

You losing weight.

I can lose the weight. Ugly's hard to fix.

[ laughs ]

Now I got to call jason At furnitureland

And let him know all the stuff That he sent us,

If he wants me to use it,

I got to put it In an acrylic dry box.

What about if I Come up with some ideas myself

And make some stuff here And put that in?

All right. You got it, jay.

Bye-bye. Jason: bye.

Whew, man.

Now we're gonna have to produce

Some waterproof lamps From scratch.

Redneck's using discs and rods

Made from the same acrylic That we use for making tanks.

This guy, he's like The michelangelo of acrylic.

We even have a plan to make them Look like

They're lit up underwater,

And I'm feeling pretty tranquil About the whole thing. Huh.

Out in the shop,

The pieces for the black spade Tank finally came together.

Man, That thing looks good!

One-of-a-kind spade tank.

The shape is fantastic.

It's looking thin, Though, dude.

I think it should be, like, At least a 1 1/4 inch.

I did at 3/4 To keep the weight down.

The difference of weight Between a 3/4-inch material

And 1 1/4-inch material Is 100 pounds.

I understand redneck's worried

About the weight Of the aquarium.

I'm more concerned

About the structure of the tank To hold water.

Put water in it right now, Test it out right now, And I'll show you how.

Are you really That confident?

Yes.

I got 50 bucks says It ain't holding water.

Brett: this ain't No ordinary tank,

So we're gonna raise it up On the forklift

And fill it with water

So we can simulate the way It's bracketed to the wall.

Get right here So in case something happens,

It's gonna hit you Right in the head.

This is what I call A win-win.

If the tank holds, We're fine.

But if not,

Redneck's gonna find himself In a wet t-shirt contest,

And I'm gonna get To laugh my ass off.

That's a sight I don't want to see.

Looks like so far, You did a good job, redneck.

He was so confident That he could go under there,

No problem.

There was a problem.

Oh, man.

Oh, just look at that. Great.

Okay, this isn't cool.

One, we've got to rebuild The tank so it doesn't blow out,

And two, I'm wetter than The little mermaid over here.

Wow, that cracked The whole bottom right out.

Brett: Yeah, real nice.

I knew it was going Up on the wall.

I wanted to make it As light as possible.

That's all I was trying to do.

This news is double bad.

We're gonna have to rebuild The whole tank.

It's gonna be more weight To hang,

And the thicker acrylic

Is gonna be harder to bend In the spade shape.

This tank could sink us.

I know you were trying to do The right thing,

But at the end of the day, You were wrong.

It's okay to be wrong. I'm wrong a lot.

Say it again.

I'm wrong a lot.

I'll make it however thick You want it,

But if it doesn't hold On the wall, it's on you guys.

We're gonna be helping you With the install.

So, make it thicker, okay? While I go dry off.

I'll get him a towel.

Hey, and I want My 50 bucks.

[ laughs ]

[ sighs ]

Brett: now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: the manta ray Is so gentle

That it often allows itself To be touched by humans.

The name "Devil ray" comes from The manta ray's extended fins,

Which many people think Resembles devil horns.

Tough exterior With a cuddly personality --

Sounds like wayde.

Today, we're headed To exotic reef imports

To pick out some marine life For our tanks.

Now that wayde and I Have been yogafied,

We're gonna pick out All kinds of fish

For our relaxation-themed tanks.

Robbie.

Rob is the man.

He always has cool stuff For us to check out.

Wayde: spade tank's gonna be A live mini reef.

We're gonna pick out live sand, Live rock, fish.

It's gonna be A self-sustaining ecosystem.

Rob: All right, so, what I'm gonna Take you to look at right now

Is a beautiful little fish -- Fridmani pseudochromis.

It's also a dottyback, Right?

Same thing.

I mean, this is just gonna be A living jewel,

But the beauty About these guys

Is they're actually Captive-raised,

Which means They're ecologically friendly.

That's fantastic.

Wayde: the color is vibrant, Like tattoo colors.

Yeah, perfect.

So, look. I definitely, Definitely want one of those.

You know, one of the other Things that I was thinking,

I know it's good For a little mini reef,

Is a six-line wrasse.

I love those guys. Beautiful little fish.

Wayde: one of the great things About the six-line wrasse --

They're the exterminators Of the tank.

They feed on pests

Which can become harmful In a reef aquarium.

Cool. I think that would be Perfect in the black spade tank.

I think that would Look good.

I think we should go with a few Maybe a yasha hase goby.

Oh, he's got That big dorsal fun.

Got the nice, big antenna That comes up.

One thing you should know About these little guys

Is they are escape artists.

They are jumpers.

If you notice, We keep them in cups.

That's just to keep them For their own safety

So they're not gonna jump into Another tank and get eaten.

We got a custom lid that goes On the top of the tank.

I don't think he's gonna be able To pull a houdini.

Well, yeah. I say we definitely Take one of those.

Definitely, I would say that.

So, here's what I'm thinking -- A very basic coral.

We're looking At mushrooms here.

Brett: I always recommend these To the beginners.

It's an easy piece To take care of.

It is a beginner coral.

As far as corals go,

Mushrooms are really hardy And can handle a lot,

Just like someone that can Handle a lot of tattoos.

Wayde: I love the blues Right there.

Rob: the blues will pop. The reds will pop.

You got your hairy greens Over here.

Hairy greens, brett. There you go.

I know. I could use a few of those.

Look at that -- walk around, Three or four.

Got a little wig. I'll be a punk rocker.

Honestly, I'd like to have At least three or four of these

In different areas Of the tank.

Beautiful.

Let's look for something For the bed tank.

So, I was thinking Pajama cardinals,

Because This furnitureland tank

Is in a place inside there Called sleepland.

I love the way it looks Like they got,

Like, polka-dot pajamas, Striped pajamas.

So, this is the ultimate Schooling fish.

Very gentle, Non-aggressive fish.

That's what they wanted.

They wanted to have, like, Some peace and tranquility.

And that's as peaceful As it gets.

So, they're lazy? Lazy.

Just like brett.

How about some hogfish?

They're actually Really good.

Got two different species In there.

You got your diana hog And your coral hogs.

Very peaceful, very mellow.

I like how they're swimming Nice and elegant.

It's, like, soothing.

We should do a few of these. What else, b?

I'm thinking -- what about A fairy wrasse?

Actually, we're in luck.

We've kind of got

The crème de la crème Of fairy wrasses in right now.

This is the flame fairy wrasse, From hawaii.

By nature, their temperaments Is very mellow.

One of my favorite fish In the entire ocean.

Brett: I want this wrasse For the bed tank

Because at night, They secrete their own cocoon,

Which they sleep in.

Wayde: you don't see Much of these around.

This is, like, top-notch one. This is perfect.

Brett: Let's get them packed up,

And we'll see you On the next trip.

Awesome. We'll be out here soon.

Thanks, guys. All right, buddy.

You got it. Thank you. Thanks so much.

We put the black spade tank

Through every trial You could think of,

And now it's time to see That hard work pay off.

Install day, baby.

Hey. How you guys doing?

All right.

How you doing?

I'm just gonna show them The area, get to it.

We'll carry the stuff in. We'll rock and roll.

After opening the wall

And seeing what We have to deal with,

The best way to hang This tank is actually put Steel bracing in the wall

And anchor it Into the cement cinder block.

Ruck's left for the night.

We still have A lot of steel work to go.

Hopefully, we can finish All this tonight and get it done

So tomorrow, all we have to do Is put the tank up on the wall

And get the fish.

So, hopefully, this tank Will stay on the wall.

Brett: we show up on day two Of the install,

And ruck's got this great white Up on the wall.

What happened to peace And tranquility?

I don't know. Maybe he should Take some yoga classes.

Listen to me. Nobody should do yoga.

I'm still sore Getting up off the toilet.

I'm gonna cut out here. I'm gonna clean up.

You know, Let you guys do your thing.

Yeah, we got all this. We'll clean this up.

We got to get the tank up.

Wayde: empty, the tank Only weighs 80 pounds.

We still have to put Live sand in it,

Live rock, water, and corals.

That thing's gonna be pushing 500 pounds. That's two of me.

Hey, I'd say You're fudging the numbers,

But you already ate The fudge.

Guys, test two is good. We got the water in.

That's the majority of The weight, so we're home free.

All right, what's next?

Corals. Let's do it.

Doing a live reef is perfect For this aquarium.

Ruck wanted zen and tranquility.

What could be more harmonious

Than a self-sustaining Ecosystem?

So, we get the corals in, And wayde and I step outside

For a break before the fish Go in, and boom!

All right [bleep] The [bleep]

Yo, what's going on? Why is your shirt off?

Pandemonium.

Jason: we have 1.3 million Square feet of showroom space.

Yo, dummy, it's this way.

No, it's not. I know where I'm going.

Yo, b, I'm lost. Where are you?

Yo, what's going on? Why is your shirt off?

It's leaking. Leaking?

Leaking? Where's the leak from?

The drain on the bottom.

I turn my back. All of a sudden, there's mayhem.

This is what is on The back of that tank.

That's the only thing That's on there?

Yeah. It doesn't even belong On this hose.

So, that whole thing Can blow out?

Yeah.

But why is your shirt off?

'cause it's gonna Get wet.

Thank god it's a problem With the hose

And not a problem with The tank itself coming apart,

Like the thinner one did.

[bleep]

All right [bleep] The [bleep]

[bleep]

There. There, there. Damn it!

[bleep]

Towel.

Redneck got soaked. Right now, he's on fire.

Well, he can't be on fire. He's wet.

[ both laugh ]

Really? Come on, red.

What?!

I hope you're fixing it On that side.

No, I'm in here Taking a [bleep]

[ laughter ]

Redneck gets this angry Every day.

This is a natural for him.

I actually expected him

To, like, tear the tank down And storm out the door.

This time, he snuck in there And got wet.

I was pretty impressed.

Come on.

I'm working on the filter. Go away!

That's all I needed To hear.

Fixed it?

I got the hose On a filter in there.

All I got to do Is finish it here.

Now I know why They call you redneck.

You're all white, And your whole neck's red.

And you see it.

We're out of here. Let's go. Leave him alone.

Let me do my job. Take -- I got him.

Redneck: Got it fixed.

All kidding aside, We got to mop this place up,

We got to clean it up, And we got to get going.

And we got to Put the fish in.

Two yellow clown gobies, Welcome to the big house.

Cleaner shrimp.

Let's get the top on. Let's get this thing cleaned up.

We're good to go.

Brett: the fish are getting cozy In the spade,

The shop is back in order,

And we're waiting for ruck And his girlfriend, jennifer,

To show them What we've pulled off.

Oh, look!

Oh!

Oh, you like that, huh?

Whoa!

Yo, that's what I'm talking about!

Whoo! You did it. You guys did it.

I didn't know If you could pull it off, man.

We didn't know, either.

[ laughter ]

Brett: There was a lot of setbacks

To make this unique Spade-shaped aquarium,

Not to mention, to get that Heavy tank to hang on the wall.

All right [bleep] The [bleep]

You know what? It came out unbelievable.

At the end of the day, Another satisfied customer.

Would you like a tattoo? Please sit down.

V.I.P. Look at that. Look at that.

Wow.

Usually, they say "This is how we roll,"

But this is how we hang.

[ laughs ]

You did it,

And you actually did more Than pull it off.

Cool.

It was really tricky To mount this thing,

So what we had to do is We had to get a steel bracket

And make sure it can Support the weight.

Brett: and it's actually legged Right into the cement.

Yeah, so it's not Going anywhere.

Ruck: nice.

It's a perfect size tank, You guys, for the space, man.

We got some Really awesome stuff in there.

Obviously, we made it Into a mini reef for you,

So you got A bunch of live rock.

And what they call live rock Is you have living organisms That live inside the rock.

Well, we also got Some really cool reef fish.

Wayde: All these beautiful reef fish,

They have distinct markings That look just like tattoos.

And you see that one Right there -- the red one?

That's a longnose hawk.

Brett: I put one of My favorite fish in there.

It's a six-line wrasse. Okay?

You guys did it, and some.

Wayde: The only floating spade.

Brett: With that done,

We're off to the largest Furniture retailer in the world

To install This amazing aquarium.

Brett: install, baby. Wayde: let's do it.

Wayde: Even though this tank

For furnitureland's Over 1,200 pounds,

This one's a breeze Compared to the spade tank.

Good job. Good job, guys.

Yeah!

So, all we need to do Is get the filters?

Yeah, and we got to get The props and the lights.

Let's go get it. Sounds good.

Yo, dummy, It's this way.

No, it's not. I know where I'm going.

[ groans ]

This place is over 1 million square feet.

Not only have I lost wayde,

Which is kind of hard to do, Given his size,

I've even got myself lost.

[ sighs ]

Yo, b, I'm lost. Where are you?

I have no idea Where I'm at.

I'm around a couple of beds.

[ sighs ]

You know what?

Let me conference jason On the phone.

[ ringing ]

Jason: this is jason.

I'm lost in your building, Dude. This place is so big.

Well, do you have Any idea where...

Give me a landmark.

I got a couch.

You should pull him up On our camera system.

I'm gonna pull you up.

I'm waving.

Okay.

You got me? All right, where do I go?

Walk forward. Uh-huh.

Okay, perfect.

Now, brett, where are you?

I'm by some tables. I don't know.

And a plant. I don't know. I have no idea.

Can you see me?

Absolutely. Now, just walk forward.

Okay?

Okay, brett.

I mean, wayde.

Go straight for the service Elevator, and go down.

I see it.

Okay. Perfect. Now, brett, go to your right.

Okay?

Brett, Your other right, okay?

Do you see a door Right there?

Okay.

Just go right down The staircase one level.

Oh! Oh! Man!

What, did you go To the bed place?

Did you go to sleep Somewhere?

Yeah, I went to sleep. I was in sleepland, sleeping.

Hey, bro. Let's get this upstairs.

This is exactly What I wanted.

We have led lights Underneath the tank.

They're gonna shoot up Through acrylic rods.

It's gonna make it appear Like the lamps are lit.

Looks like a nice, Smooth lamp in there.

Let's get the gravel in.

Let's fill it with water.

Brett: We're using bioactive sand

And natural seawater Right out of the ocean.

You don't get better Than natural seawater.

Brett: they're packed With healthy bacteria

That will help Get our fish acclimated

To their new home in a flash.

Brett, get some water Over here.

Brett: I'm coming, I'm coming.

What's up, guys?

I got your fish, man.

Hey, that's awesome.

Longnose butterfly.

Looks like pinocchio, huh?

Brett: a whole bunch -- a whole School of pajama cardinals.

It's like a sleepover party.

Goldrim tang.

Harlequin tusk.

Harlequin tusk.

Love this fish.

Brett: We've got the tank filled

With some of the most beautiful Fish I've ever seen.

Wayde: yeah, bro, But is it tranquil enough?

Beats the hell out of me.

I think we're gonna Have to ask the experts.

Atm, baby. That's how we do it.

Ri-tank-ulous, man.

[ laughter ]

I just want to say I'm sorry.

You -- what?!

We got you a present.

Wayde: We're at furnitureland to do The reveal on the bed tank.

Jason wanted tranquil, And jeff wanted it to pop.

Yeah. I hope We accomplished both.

Atm, baby. That's how we do it.

Oh! Oh, my god!

You have got To be kidding me!

Jason: This is it, man!

This is Unbelievable, guys.

This is perfect.

This is absolutely Ri-tank-ulous, man!

[ laughter ]

You wanted the wow. You wanted the serene.

Jeff and I both had Some different ideas,

But somehow, brett and wayde Meshed the two together,

And it was perfect.

These guys Are just beautiful.

What do we got in here?

We gave you guys A lot of variety of fish.

We wanted the colors to pop.

Nothing would be more fitting Than having fish

Called pajama cardinals Right there.

They look like they're dangling With spotted pajamas on.

Those guys Are pajama cardinals.

Jason: everything that I Wanted it to be, it was.

It was incredible.

Ah!

Ah, that's the deal.

This is it. Look at this.

This is incredible, guys.

I just kind of love how they go From one world

All the way over kind of To another world.

Look at this guy, Right straight over my head.

Brett: yeah, that's A heniochus butterfly.

And then you see the guy

That looks like he has a lot Of threads hanging down?

That's called A threadfin lookdown.

What about this guy?

That's a hogfish.

She's staring right at me.

This is actually a pretty cool View right here.

So, if you sleep on your side, This is perfect.

I think we made The right decision.

It just draws the customers Right into the space.

It's awesome.

You know, you spend a third Of your life on your bed,

But I think If I had this bed,

I would definitely spend, Like, half of my life.

Brett spends 90% Of his life in bed.

[ laughs ]

This definitely sets the mood For furnitureland, right here.

Why don't we get Some customers in here now?

Now we're talking. Here we go.

Guys, come in. Come in.

That is awesome!

[ indistinct conversations ]

Jeff: perfect way to introduce Our customers to this new space.

It's absolutely phenomenal.

Wow! Jason: take a look, guys.

The boys from atm Nailed it.

Everybody here Is just loving it, man.

It's gonna be like this, Like, 24/7 around here.

Guys, we just can't Tank you enough.

Brett: [ laughs ]

Wayde: what a week. We created two different tanks.

Even though that spade tank Was small,

It took over 200 hours To create that shape.

It holds 50 gallons of water,

And when it's suspended, It weighs close to 500 pounds.

The furnitureland tank Is over 600 gallons,

Spans almost 12 feet Across a california king bed,

And weighs 3 tons.

The clients dreamt it, So we built it.

Yeah, just barely.

You know, at least we're feeling A little more tranquil now.

And that reminds me...

Look at that, bud.

Wayde: you know, we just got Back from furnitureland,

And we got you a present.

We knew We destroyed your bed.

We decided to go shopping And get you a new bed.

And look, We even got a redneck bow.

Put it on my computer and stuck It on there with a piece of gum.

I just want to say I'm sorry.

What?

You heard me. I said I'm sorry.

What?!

I said I'm sorry.

You -- what?! I didn't...

Three times. That's enough.

Sorry's enough. Three times -- that's it.

You don't get Any more out of me.

Enjoy your good night's sleep Tonight, okay?

See you later.

Hey. Yeah?

You took it out. Put it back.

You're on your own, Big guy.

[bleep]

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