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Are you sure you
don't want a coffee?
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Aw, I do, but I'm
switching to herbal tea.
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I'm trying this new thing:
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no caffeine,
no sugar, no dairy,
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no wine, no cheese, no joy.
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But all it's really doing is
just making me kinda...
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Constipated?
- Yeah!
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Julie, toilet clogged
this morning.
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God I wish I could
clog a toilet.
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I'm so sorry, this cannot
be about you right now.
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My daughter flushed a
rolled up pad, okay?
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I plunged it.
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Stuff came out,
but it was all bloody.
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Um, Kris-
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You're not listening to me.
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Saffron is hiding
her period from me.
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I have failed as a mother.
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I got mine at school.
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They're right behind me.
- Yeah.
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Sister Rita told me that God was punishing me.
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I flipped all up
and down my Bible
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and still couldn't find it.
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When I got my period, I was
at my grandmother's house.
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She told me not to
stand near the fridge
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'cause I would
curdle the milk.
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My mother never
talked to me about it,
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so my only reference
was Carrie the movie,
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which is a weird thing to
watch when you're eight.
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Got mine at field hockey.
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Cost us the championship game
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and a date with
Manny McDonald.
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I just, I don't want it to
be that way for Saffron.
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I just, I have
to celebrate it.
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You know, I don't
wanna wrap it up
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in some sort of
shame burrito.
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Hey, what's up?
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You having a little
gossiping sesh?
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What am I missing?
What's up?
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Nothing.
- Field hockey.
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Nothing.
- I can't poop.
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Like burritos.
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Well, it doesn't sound like
you're talking about work.
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Well, it's nothing that
I would call HR about, so.
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Yeah, that seminar was brutal.
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Yeah, uh, we're just,
uh, researching, Evan.
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It's private.
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It's private research.
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Bye.
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Oh, I have, yeah?
I have to...
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Oh my God, this milk curdled.
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Did my hot flash do this?
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Mmmhmm.
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Maybe.
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♪ I feel it, I feel it ♪
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♪ I feel it, I feel it all ♪
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♪ I feel it, I feel it all ♪
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Okay, let's take
it from the top.
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Dear Saffron,
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you had your period
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and I wish you were able
to tell me about it.
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Hmm. "Dear Saffron"
sounds a little formal.
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Okay, you are not
you right now, okay?
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You're Saffron. Go again.
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Hey, I got it. Hi Mom. Hi
Saffron.
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You started your period and
you didn't tell me about it.
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And I thought we were close,
like the Gilmore girls
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or Mary and Jesus,
but in reverse,
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like I would die for you.
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Oh, I, I'm, I'm giving
you gold over here.
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Absolute gold.
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And you
aren't reacting.
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I'm sorry. I'm just
so miserable.
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I'm trying
to use diet
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to control my
hot flashes,
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but it's not
doing anything.
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And my anxiety is
through the roof,
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possibly because the
only thing I can eat
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is flax seeds.
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I am not a budgie.
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Yeah, budgie's
a useless bird.
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And also,
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something's going
on with Pete.
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What?
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Well, normally
in the morning
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he gives me a kiss
before he goes to work,
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and then I get a text later
to say that he loves me.
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This morning?
No kiss. No text.
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I am emotionally and
physically constipated.
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Okay, we gotta get you moving.
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We can do Miralax, Metamucil,
a glycerin stick.
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For my?
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Yeah, the glycerin stick goes...
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You put that right up there,
everything's coming out
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no problem.
- Whoa.
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Yeah, it's gonna
get you moving.
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Are we doing this or not?
- Yes.
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Okay. Because the sooner
we solve your problems,
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the sooner that we're
gonna solve mine,
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let's go, let's move.
- Okay. All right.
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You know what? I am
just gonna take it all
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and I'm gonna go out
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in a blaze of glory
one way or another.
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Okay, the
glycerin sticks,
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they are the winner.
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Although,
you know what?
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They have not
stopped my bloating.
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Period or no period,
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I cannot get rid of
this little guy.
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You just can't win
with periods, you know.
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You're a kid and you
want your period
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and you get it and you
think it's gonna be great,
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and then it actually sucks.
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And then menopause hits
and you period goes away.
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Which would be the
greatest of all time,
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except that your
value in society
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also seems to go away,
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which is deeply unfair.
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You know, I have been riding
this white pony for 36 years
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and I am so fucking tired of
thinking about my period.
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You gotta put
that on a mug.
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It'll be, it'll
be a large mug.
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Julia, look at this.
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"Congrats Graduate", on what?
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Oh, let me tell you,
your period.
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I'll put that right
there for Saffron.
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Do kids like cards?
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Mine will.
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Oh no, this is the one,
this is the one. Look it.
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Happy first what? Period!
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You know your kid best.
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You know what pairs well
with a period card?
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A bear, a stuffed bear.
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Oh no. A little one. We're
gonna get a large one. Yes.
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How about this one?
Also chocolates. Large box.
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It's back there.
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Hey, Chelsey and I wanna do
a double episode this week.
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You cool with that?
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No, we don't have the budget.
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Oh, Robyn, I need your
help with something.
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And it's really personal.
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Evan, I'm not willing to
look at any red marks
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or flaking on
your body again.
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Please. My skin is flawless.
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This is, um, about something else.
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You have a lot of friends in the office and I wondered...
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You know what?
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How about we go downstairs
and we get a coffee
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and talk about it?
- No, I'm good.
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Why doesn't anyone want
to hang out with me?
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You're the boss.
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Yeah, but you know,
you see me as a,
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as a friend.
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We all used to chat.
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No. I see you as a boss.
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Well, how do I get people
to see me as a, as a friend?
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Maybe you could start
by being nicer to people?
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Okay, let's
put a pin in that.
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Oh, uh, at my old job,
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we used to go to this dive bar
down the street after work.
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You know, we'd have
beers and buffalo wings
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and blooming onions.
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We'd do karaoke every
once in a while.
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We could do something
like that here.
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Except a lot more sophisticated
than what you just said.
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Ouch.
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A wine and cheese.
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Artisanal cheddars
from Quebec,
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a Malbec from the
Mendoza region.
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Well, it seems like you got
everything taken care of.
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Can I go now?
- No. No, you can't go. Hey.
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'Cause we're gonna do
this together, right?
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Okay. But I want
the double episode.
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Oh, okay. Negotiation.
I like it.
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All right, I'll
handle food and bev
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and then you can handle
everything else.
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Deal.
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And the theme...
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the theme is going to be...
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Farmhouse Chic.
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Shut up! What?!
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Could you do you have
a, do you have a pen?
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I know what I wanna
say on Saffron's card.
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Mmhmm. Yep. Right in here.
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Look at you. Respect.
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Oh my God, these all
your condoms, Julie?
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Wow.
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Oh my God!
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Oh my God-
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They must be Pete's!
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It explains everything.
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He, he's been distant.
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He doesn't wanna have sex.
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I didn't get my
kiss this morning.
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He's having an affair!
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Oh, stop it.
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Don't jump to conclusions.
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I got zero texts
from him today!
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- He's 100% cheating on you.
- Oh.
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What are you gonna do?
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What are we gonna do?
It's fine. Take a breath.
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Hold my hand.
We are going to...
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I know, we are gonna
track him down.
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I track Pete how?
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Well, I have a teenage daughter
and ex-husband who cheated.
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I am a pro.
Gimme your phone.
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Oh. Oh my God.
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Oh, look, look, there he is.
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West end, at the gym.
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Shouldn't be at
the gym right now.
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Wow. You are good.
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Okay, look, try
and blend in, okay?
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I'm wearing a blazer.
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Do your best.
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- There he is. Hide!
- Okay.
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Oh, hello. I am, I'm Kris.
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh my God, Julie,
is that, is that him?
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Yeah, tall guy with
a water bottle.
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Ooh, we Ms. Paul girl. Nice.
Paul.
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I knew he was getting fit,
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but why wouldn't he tell me
he was going to the gym?
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Yeah, you know what?
Secrets suck.
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Are you going?
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Hey listen, you find
me on Instagram.
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It's Kris with a K.
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What am I doing?
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I'm planking in
business casual.
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This is actually insane.
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I am insane right now.
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He's not having an affair,
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he's just working out.
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We gotta get outta here.
This is ridiculous.
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Yeah, let's go,
let's move, let's move.
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Oh, you just,
you just walked out?
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We are walking out.
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Oh no.
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Saffron's staying
at her dad's tonight.
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That means I'm not
gonna see her.
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Julie?
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Julie, we have to go to
her school immediately
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and drop off
these period gifts.
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Saffron deserves to be celebrated!
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Wait, wait. No, no,
no, no, no, no.
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I feel like we've made a lot
of hasty decisions today.
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I think maybe we
should just
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take a breath and
celebrate the moment.
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No! No.
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No, I was there for
when she crawled,
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when she walked,
when she talked.
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I will definitely
be there for this!
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Let's go!
- Okay.
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Yeah.
- Alright.
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Status report.
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Are we on track for 5:00 PM?
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Absolutely. I just gotta
finish these here.
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And I was thinking we could get everyone
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little cowboy hats
and bandanas?
258
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NO! Just farmhouse chic
is farmhouse chic, okay?
259
00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,800
It has nothing to
do with cowboys!
260
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa there fella.
261
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What do you got
against cowboys?
262
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Are you really asking or
are you just being polite?
263
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I wanna know.
Pop a squat.
264
00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:48,420
In grade seven I had a huge
crush on Daniel Forester.
265
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He invited me to
his birthday party,
266
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which I was told
was cowboy themed.
267
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So I show up in my hat and
my boots and my chaps,
268
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with jeans on
underneath of course.
269
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Only to realize that
no one else dressed up.
270
00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,070
Those assholes.
271
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,410
Hey, kids are the worst.
272
00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:12,580
When I was in high school,
273
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I was a horse girl
274
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until I got mean girled into
a decade long grunge phase.
275
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I think if you put
that cowboy hat on,
276
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it might feel empowering.
277
00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,390
Those jerks stole
my inner cowboy.
278
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And I'm going to get him back.
279
00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:33,930
That's the spirit, bucko.
280
00:09:35,870 --> 00:09:38,200
And for a hundred dollars I
can get a miniature pony.
281
00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:40,070
No, no livestock
in the office.
282
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:44,480
Come on. They're clean.
His name's Papaya, please.
283
00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,810
Oh my gosh, hurry. Saffron's going to school.
284
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We're gonna miss her.
285
00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:48,210
Oh my God, I'm going
as fast as I can.
286
00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,550
The Milk of Magnesia's
doing its work.
287
00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,820
Listen, get your phone out
288
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,950
because I want you to snap a
pic of this core memory, okay?
289
00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:54,690
Okay, okay, are we sure
this is the core memory
290
00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:55,820
we wanna give Saffron?
291
00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:57,490
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Help me look for her.
292
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Okay, what am I looking for?
293
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That.
294
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Saffron.
295
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♪ If I could grow wings
296
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♪ I would do anything ♪
297
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:20,710
SAAAAFFFRRROONN!!
298
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,990
NOOOOOO!!
299
00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:28,350
Is that your mom?
300
00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:35,230
Um...
301
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,530
Periods are great and
meant to be celebrated.
302
00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:43,000
Yay!
303
00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,210
Do your friends have their,
do you guys have your period?
304
00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:48,940
'Cause there's enough
chocolate here for every...
305
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,150
Okay.
306
00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,650
Core memory? No.
307
00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,350
Do you want?
- No, no. I think we're done.
308
00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:03,190
I think we're done.
309
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,790
Nice to meet you.
310
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,630
They're scary.
311
00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:15,370
Yeehaw! And welcome
to Robyn's Saloon.
312
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Grab a hat and a bandana.
313
00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,610
I didn't know we were
dressing up for this.
314
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,870
I don't do hats.
315
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,310
You know, they
do come in handy.
316
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,440
You never know
when a stray hair
317
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,050
could tie you to
a crime scene.
318
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,950
Are you sure you guys
don't wanna hat or bandana?
319
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,320
Robyn, you look really dumb.
320
00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,120
Did Evan force you to do this?
321
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,250
It's not okay.
322
00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:35,260
He's even more annoying
since becoming the boss.
323
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,190
Totally, yeah.
324
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,720
He, he pulled me
into his office
325
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:38,660
and he shook me and he said,
326
00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:39,860
"We're doing this
thing together."
327
00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:41,060
Do you wanna write him up?
328
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,530
Because nobody can force you
to dress like a cow person
329
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,330
against your will,
not even your boss.
330
00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:48,270
No, no, no, no, I'll just, um,
I'll just get rid of this.
331
00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,940
False alarm.
332
00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,940
Just another thing I
was wrong about today.
333
00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:58,680
First Pete, now poop.
334
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,150
I really got it
wrong too today.
335
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,950
The unshaming of
Saffron's period
336
00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,220
was the biggest
shaming of her life.
337
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,420
Well, she is only 13.
338
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,760
I mean, it might be
too soon to call that.
339
00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:10,890
And you know, listen,
340
00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:12,830
first periods are
usually kind of terrible.
341
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,330
That's just it.
I don't want Saffron
342
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,500
to think that getting
her period is terrible.
343
00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:18,430
Although mine currently is.
344
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:19,430
You have your period again?
345
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:20,830
I haven't stopped.
346
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,030
I'm like a shell of a woman.
347
00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:26,640
Not only that, Julie, it's
like I'm anxious, I'm bloated.
348
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,710
I don't know how,
349
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:28,780
but I've managed to wear out
350
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,740
three of these
lipstick vibrators.
351
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:32,280
Respect.
- Thank you very much.
352
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,910
Also, I'm losing my hair.
353
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,450
I can't sleep.
354
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,050
Oh my God.
355
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,920
You know what?
- What?
356
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,060
Some of these symptoms sound
a little familiar to me.
357
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,260
Like from the before time.
358
00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:51,400
Like, like before
I had the big M.
359
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,600
No, thank you.
I am only 44, honey.
360
00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:54,900
Okay. But I've done a
lot of research and-
361
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,000
No.
362
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,540
I think you might possibly
be in perimenopause.
363
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,040
♪ No! ♪
364
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:07,080
Oh my God, I want some
wine and some cheese.
365
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,610
I want all of the cheese.
366
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,950
I will not have
any in solidarity.
367
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,690
Well, hey there cowboys!
368
00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:16,390
Where are all the cowboys?
369
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,770
No one dressed up?
370
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,200
Are you kidding
me right now?
371
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,770
Are you trying to
retraumatize me?
372
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,270
I'm sorry.
I'll put the hat on.
373
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:34,970
You don't have to do that.
374
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,380
Okay.
375
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,040
What is happening?
376
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,710
For the first time
ever I have no idea.
377
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:45,720
What is it gonna take
to get you losers
378
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,320
to see me as a friend? Huh?
379
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:52,590
I try to do something nice and
fun for you little idiots,
380
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:55,660
and I can tell by the looks
of all of your stupid faces
381
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,660
that none of you
wanna be here! Ooh!
382
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,670
Huh, so it changed.
383
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,870
What's the problem, huh?
384
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,940
You're having the time of
your lives this mornin'
385
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,940
Hanging out, being all buddies.
386
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,880
Yeah, what's the difference
between now and then, right?
387
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,080
Hey, don't move!
388
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:21,620
Nobody fuckin' move!
389
00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:24,490
Nobody gets to leave
until one by one
390
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,960
I hear why you don't like me.
391
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,760
Well, legally you
can't keep us here-
392
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,230
Julie.
- Okay.
393
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,900
You first.
394
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,500
You took my job.
395
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,300
Okay. You.
396
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,770
You reported me to HR.
397
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:41,440
What? I didn't report you to HR.
398
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,110
You didn't report?
399
00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:45,040
Okay, who reported me to HR?
400
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,050
That's confidential.
401
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,110
Office policy
states that no one-
402
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,310
No!
403
00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:49,650
- We can't disclose that.
- No!
404
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:50,720
Okay.
405
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,320
Who reported me to HR?
406
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,800
I did.
407
00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:04,360
You were kinda outta control.
408
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,500
You were hugging everyone
and doing trust falls
409
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:09,000
and there was a stingray tank.
I didn't know what to do.
410
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,840
You reported me to Mo?
411
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,240
Yeah.
412
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,610
I don't, I don't understand.
413
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,210
I just thought that
you were my friend.
414
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,410
We are friends.
415
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:20,950
I mean, this was before,
you know?
416
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,880
When were we not friends?
417
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:25,280
Well, you, you kind of
did get assigned to me.
418
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,690
That's not
exactly what I mean.
419
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:29,660
I just, I, uh, we're just
very different people
420
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,560
and you have a lot of quirks
that I, I now see as assets.
421
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,830
Okay, uh, that's not
exactly it either.
422
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,830
What? Ah, what I'm trying
to say is just that like,
423
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,370
you're an acquired taste
that I have acquired.
424
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:44,440
You know what taste I
have acquired, Julie?
425
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:46,940
Cheese. Mmm.
426
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:50,110
My oh my.
427
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:55,250
I certainly love a big
stick of cheese, don't you?
428
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,050
Doesn't that smell good?
429
00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:58,990
Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
430
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,020
Oh, the whole thing.
431
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,320
She's doing it.
432
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,790
Mmm mmm mmm.
433
00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:09,360
You want some, Julie?
Hmm? You want a piece?
434
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,130
Here you go.
You want a little bit?
435
00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,400
Oh no, that's right,
you can't.
436
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:15,000
'Cause you're in
menopause, right?
437
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:16,670
- Let's stop.
- No, I won't stop.
438
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:17,670
I think I'm gonna enjoy
439
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,270
something else you
can't have, huh?
440
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:20,340
You like that? Look at this.
441
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,010
You want some?
I think I'll have it.
442
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:25,980
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm.
443
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,150
Mmm!
444
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,950
How you like that, Julie?
445
00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:34,620
Are you okay?
446
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:36,420
Don't touch me.
447
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,190
Okay. Kris, you cannot
bleed for a month
448
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:40,460
and keep acting
like it's normal.
449
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,030
I'm doing
the best I can.
450
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,900
Uh, Kris, wait up.
451
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,770
I'll drive ya.
452
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:52,370
It's apple juice.
453
00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:53,770
Oh.
- Yeah.
454
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:57,740
drive you home.
455
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,310
Mo, just leave me alone.
456
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,980
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
457
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,450
Okay?
- Yeah.
458
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:05,650
Okay.
459
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,650
Hey, I'm sorry that I blamed
you for the HR meeting.
460
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,060
I'm still really pissed off
you didn't tell me the truth.
461
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,190
Oh I couldn't.
462
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,060
Why do you have to be
so good at your job?
463
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,360
Mo, you have cloth seats.
464
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,270
Uh, you know what?
It's fine.
465
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,800
Look, I'm, I'm gonna,
I have this and I'm just,
466
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,140
I'll just sit on this
just like, what?
467
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:29,940
Oh no, it's fine.
It's fine. Uh... bleed away.
468
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:31,410
Really?
- Yeah.
469
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,680
Thanks, Mo.
- Yeah.
470
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,520
Mmm.
471
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,960
I found these in the
glove compartment.
472
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,360
Are they yours?
473
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,360
I'm not mad.
I just need to know.
474
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,500
But I, I do reserve the right
to be angry once you've told me.
475
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,170
So are, are they yours?
476
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,710
What are you laughing at?
Okay, now I am mad!
477
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,370
Julie, why would I
478
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:07,250
buy the cheapest, unlubricated,
fruit-scented condoms?
479
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,750
Oliver's been
driving your car.
480
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:14,020
Oh! Oh.
481
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,750
Okay. Okay. We gotta
be cool about this, right?
482
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:16,990
Yeah, yeah, yeah, obviously.
483
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:20,190
Oliver. Hey, Oliver? Ol-
484
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,730
Ahem. Oliver!
485
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,000
Way to go, buddy.
486
00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:31,100
Yeah.
487
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:33,210
I think what your dad's
trying to say is, uh,
488
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:36,210
good job on being,
uh, responsible
489
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,840
and more importantly,
respectful.
490
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:40,250
Thanks?
491
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,880
And Oliver, um, you know,
492
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,080
I'd like to give you
a little advice.
493
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:46,490
Some things are worth
spending money on.
494
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:47,690
Mom!
495
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,090
Julie.
496
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,220
Saffron, I hope I
didn't embarrass you
497
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:52,220
in front of your friends,
498
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,160
I mean, coven, it's a coven.
499
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,300
But looking back I
actually see that I did.
500
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,570
And I'm so sorry.
501
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,440
Listen, I want you to
know that I look forward
502
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:09,840
to unpacking your emotions
around your period.
503
00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:13,480
And just the two of us.
504
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:16,450
And, and Mom won't
do that again,
505
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:19,480
but I'm thinking this time
it would just be like a cake,
506
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,660
but like a little cake.
507
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,660
And, and have some
sprinkles on it.
508
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,760
I'm sorry.
509
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,370
I'm done.
510
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,170
Thank you for your
moral support.
511
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,740
I know that you couldn't hear
me 'cause I had to be private
512
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:41,340
'cause Saffron doesn't
like it when I do things
513
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,670
in front of people.
514
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:45,910
Yeah. Well I'm happy that
I could be here for ya.
515
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,410
Thanks.
516
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,120
I'll walk you to your door?
517
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,020
Yeah. No.
518
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,020
What?
519
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,360
I don't think
it's a good idea.
520
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,160
Okay.
-Okay.
521
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,160
Thank you.
- Yep.
522
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,630
See ya.
- Okay.
523
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,900
Okay. Thanks. Thank you.
- Bye.
524
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,470
Welcsies.
525
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,820
She's still mad at me.
526
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,790
Mm. You coming to bed?
527
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,520
I'll be there in a few.
528
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,330
Hey, gun show.
529
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,460
You've been going
to the gym lately?
530
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:35,800
I wish.
531
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,130
Garbage must be
getting heavier.
532
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,600
Love you.
533
00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:41,800
The garbage is
getting heavier?
534
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:56,750
♪ Well I feel like an old hobo
535
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,750
♪ I'm sad lonesome and blue
536
00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:02,050
♪ I was fair as the summer day
537
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,660
♪ Now the summer days are through
538
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:05,420
♪ You pass through places
539
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,330
♪ And places pass through you
540
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:09,100
♪ But you carry 'em with you
541
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,560
♪ On the soles of your travellin' shoes ♪
542
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,100
Hmm.
543
00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:23,580
♪ Well I love you so dearly I love you so clearly
544
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,980
♪ I wake you up in the mornin' so early
545
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:30,650
♪ Just to tell you I got the wanderin' blues
546
00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:33,450
♪ I got the wanderin' blues ♪
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