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...WITH TEMPERATURES JUST ABOUT SEASONABLE TODAY.

54 DEGREES, THE CURRENT TEMPERATURE READING,

AND A SMATTERING OF RAIN--

NOT REALLY ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT ACROSS THE STATE.

CURRENT CONDITIONS--STILL SOME SPRINKLES ACROSS CONNECTICUT.

THE DEW POINT IS 48. THE BAROMETER IS RISING.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO

RISE AND SHINE BECAUSE IT IS TIME!

DAVEY! DAVEY!

COME ON, YOU GREAT BIG SWINGING DICK!

COME ON!

COME ON, WAKE UP! OPEN THIS GATE!

WAKE UP!

WE'RE GOING TO DANCE ON CHARLIE THE TUNA'S GRAVE!

DAVEY!

I SEE YOU!

DAVEY, OPEN UP, MAN!

DAVEY!

DAVEY! DAVE!

HEY!

DAVID, THERE'S SOME LOUDMOUTH DOWNSTAIRS

YELLING FOR YOU. COME ON, GET UP.

GET UP, DAVID. LET'S GO.

GET UP.

OH.

AAH!

DAVEY?

DAVEY.

DAVEY?

AH!

AH! OH!

TAKE IT EASY.

HEY, ALWAYS GOLF IN YOUR PJs?

HUH?

WHAT?

THEM SLIPPERS GOT MUD CLEATS?

HUH?

JOSEPH MEGISSEY. EVERYBODY CALLS ME MEGS.

MEGS.

THAT'S MY NAME. DON'T WEAR IT OUT.

IT'S A RIDICULOUS NAME.

AIN'T IT?

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

HEY, I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU.

YOUR BROTHER TALKED ABOUT YOU A LOT.

SAID YOU WERE SWELL.

DO YOU MIND?

DAVEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

DAVEY, COME ON, YOU GREAT SWINGING DICK. LET'S GO!

QUIET. SHH!

WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE SOON.

YOUR BROTHER AND ME, WE'RE GOING FISHING.

YOU'RE INSANE. THE SUN'S NOT EVEN UP YET.

YEAH?

OHH.

DAVEY?

JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

YOUR ROOM, HUH?

HOW DARE YOU!

MR. MEGISSEY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

I WAS UP UNTIL 2:00 IN THE MORNING GRADING PAPERS.

NICE BED.

OH! I'M COUNTING TO 10.

THEN I'M CALLING THE POLICE. ONE--

THIS YOU?

2, 3--

YOU'VE CHANGED. YOU'RE PRETTY.

MR. MEGISSEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

DAVEY.

FUCK!

MR. MEGISSEY, WILL YOU WAIT?

LOOK, FORGET IT. AIN'T YOUR FAULT.

MY BROTHER HAPPENS TO BE A VERY BUSY MAN.

I'M SURE HE JUST FORGOT--

HEY, I COVERED GROUND.

I CALLED HIM UP, MR. BUSY, LONG DISTANCE,

"IT'S ME. HOW ARE YOU?"

HE SAYS, "WE OUGHT TO GET TOGETHER."

I DON'T WANT NOTHING.

I'M CALLING TO LET HIM KNOW THAT I'M COMING BACK.

I'M NOT PUSHY. I JUST WANT HE SHOULD KNOW.

HE SAYS, "WE OUGHT TO GET TOGETHER."

AT 6 A.M.?

I'M TALKING HERE.

"GETTING TOGETHER'S GOOD. WHEN?" I SAY.

"WHENEVER," HE SAYS.

"OPENING DAY?" I SAY. "OPENING DAY." HE ANSWERS.

SO, HERE I AM, 2,500 MILES LATER.

WHO IS TO BLAME FOR THIS, ME OR MR. BUSY?

WHEN DID THIS TELEPHONE CALL TAKE PLACE?

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

MAYBE 5.

AND YOU NEVER CALLED TO CONFIRM?

WHO NEEDS THIS SHIT?

MR. MEGISSEY.

JOSEPH.

DAVID HAS HAD HANGOVERS BEFORE.

OH!

WHAT THE HELL...

MARTHA...

MEGS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

JESUS CHRIST, I'M FUCKING WET.

GET YOUR BUTT IN GEAR, DAVID. IT'S OPENING DAY.

WHAT?

JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN.

WE GOT TO CATCH A TROUT FOR DINNER.

GET OUT OF HERE.

COME ON, CATCH A TROUT FOR MY DINNER.

SOMEONE'S LOST THEIR MIND. I PASS.

IT'S OPENING DAY, MAN. RAINBOWS THIS LONG.

I AIN'T UP TO IT.

OH, SURE YOU ARE, DAVID.

YEAH.

YOU JUST NEED SOMETHING TO PERK YOU UP.

WHAT?

HE WASN'T GONNA GO. YOU TALKED HIM INTO IT.

DIDN'T TALK HIM INTO ANYTHING.

MARTHA, INSTANT'S FINE WITH ME.

I DRINK SO MUCH GODDAMN INSTANT,

MY STOMACH IS FREEEZE-DRIED.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GOT ANY MILK? OF COURSE I GOT MILK.

THANK GOD! POWDERED CREAMER--

I HATE THAT SHIT.

TASTES LIKE POWDERED MOUSE BALLS TO ME.

WAIT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?

BEER.

BEER FOR BREAKFAST?OOH, HOW HORRIBLE.

AIN'T YOU EVER HAD A BEER FOR BREAKFAST?

YOU TAKE ONE SIP OF BREAKFAST BEER,

THE COBWEBS GO, YOUR VOICE RISES 2 OCTAVES,

AND HEY, MAN, THE SUN COMES UP INSIDE YOU.

KNOW WHAT? I GOT A CASE IN THE CAR.

WELL, I HARDLY THINK THAT--

UM...

DID HE LEAVE?

HE WENT TO THE CAR TO GET BEER.

GOOD.

I COULD USE ONE.

OH, I SHOULDN'T THINK YOU COULD STOMACH IT

AFTER ALL YOU HAD LAST NIGHT.

I WORK HARD ALL WEEK.

I'M ENTITLED TO CUT LOOSE ON THE WEEKENDS.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. IT'D DO YOU GOOD.

FINE. YOU CAN TAKE ME WITH YOU TONIGHT.

FORGET IT.

YOU THINK YOU'D ENJOY A WOMAN'S COMPANY

FOR A CHANGE.

WOMEN WE COULD USE. A SISTER WE DON'T NEED.

BESIDES, I DATE.

YES. I'VE SEEN THE KIND OF WOMEN YOU DATE.

THEIR IDEA OF CONTRIBUTING TO A CONVERSATION

IS TO SNAP THEIR GUM.

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A POINT OF VIEW?

IF I WANT A POINT OF VIEW, I'LL LISTEN TO THE NEWS.

DAVID, PISS UP A ROPE.

WHAT DID I SAY?

OH, JUST--JUST DRINK YOUR COFFEE.

YOUR FRIEND SEEMS...NICE.

HE'S NOT MY FRIEND.

HE'S JUST SOMEONE I KNOW.

WE WERE IN VIETNAM TOGETHER.

HEY, HEY, OPENING DAY.

♪ LOOK OUT, TROUT, WE'RE ON OUR WAY ♪

MARTHA, BLOW ON IT FIRST. IT'S COLDER THAN ALASKA.

OTHERWISE YOUR TONGUE WILL STICK TO THE CAN.

FORGET IT, MAN. MARTHA DOESN'T DRINK BEER.

OH, HEY, IT'S EARLY.

DAVID...

THANKS, MARTHA.

TO OPENING DAY.

OH.

TO TROUT.

TO TROUT.

TO TROUT.

WELL, I THINK I LIKE BREAKFAST BEER.

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

FINISH THAT ONE OFF, I'LL CRACK YOU ANOTHER ONE.

I'VE GOT TO CHANGE IF I'M COMING WITH YOU.

WHAT? YOU'RE COMING?

THE RAINBOWS WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.

THEY'LL JUMP INTO MY LAP,

DYING TO HEAR MY WOMAN'S POINT OF VIEW.

GET OUT OF HERE.

OK, WHAT WILL IT BE?

COFFEE.

AND?

COFFEE.

MA'AM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MA'AM?

SHIRLEY? SHIRLEY.

MAY I BE PERMITTED TO CALL YOU SHIRLEY, SHIRLEY?

BE MY GUEST.

SHIRLEY, I WANT YOU TO GIVE THIS YOUNG LADY

ENOUGH PANCAKES TO BUILD A HOUSE.

ON ME. A LADY DON'T BUY WHEN I'M AROUND.

PANCAKES, AND FOR YOU, SIR GALAHAD?

WELL, LET'S SEE.

I'LL HAVE... PANCAKES, TOO.

WITH SOME BACON, EGGS OVER EASY.

BACON AND EGGS WITH THOSE PANCAKES.

GRAPEFRUIT,

BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE,

AND SOME CORN FLAKES.

BANANA ON THE FLAKES.

HUNGRY?

OH, YEAH. SHIRLEY, SEE THESE EYES?

THEY COULD BE BIGGER THAN BASKETBALLS.

THEY STILL WOULDN'T BE BIGGER THAN MY STOMACH.

AND SHIRLEY?

COULD I HAVE A SARDINE AND ONION SANDWICH

WHILE I'M WAITING?

THANKS, SHIRLEY.

HEY, IT'S OPENING DAY.

IT'S TIME TO BLEED THE MONSTER.

WE GOT NO FORMAL FACILITIES IN GOD'S COUNTRY.

IF YOU WANT TO USE THE JOHN, DO IT NOW.

YOU WON'T GET A CHANCE LATER.

EXCUSE ME.

HEY, OLD BUDDY.

YOU THINK MAYBE SHE LIKES ME, YOUR SISTER?

HA HA.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YOU TWO ARE FROM DIFFERENT PLANETS.

SHE'S JUST ALONG TO BUST MY ASS.

HEY, I WAS GOING TO DO THAT FOR YOU.

I'M A BIOLOGY TEACHER.

I THINK I CAN BAIT A HOOK.

HOW ARE YOU DOING THERE, YOU GREAT SWINGING DICK?

THEY BITING YET, HUH?

HUH?

NOTHING?

NOTHING.

HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY CAUGHT A FISH, JOSEPH?

MARTHA, ONLY WAY I'LL CATCH A FISH,

I GOT A FEELING, IS TO DRAIN THE POND.

WE'LL SEE.

WE'LL SEE.

HEY, STUD.

AIN'T SAID NOTHIN' ABOUT THE HAT.

I WEAR IT FOR LUCK.

BAD LUCK?

NO WAY, JOSE. IT'S BOBBY'S.

DIDN'T HELP BOBBY MUCH, DID IT?

IT'S HELPING ME.

THEY HIDE UNDER ROCKS, TROUT.

GODDAMN LITTLE SPECKLED BASTARDS,

THEY HIDE UNDER THE ROCKS.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF LIFE IS THAT, HUH?

LET'S CATCH SOME FISH.

HEY, MARTHA, HOW ARE WE DOING?

JOSEPH.

I KNOW THEY'RE OUT THERE, MARTHA.

I JUST KNOW THAT THEY'RE OUT THERE.

OH! AH!

I HAVE ONE!

I HAVE ONE, JOSEPH!

I HAVE A TROUT!

SHIT!

REEL HIM IN.

I GOT ONE!

HE'S A RAINBOW.

REEL HIM IN. MARTHA, REEL HIM IN.

WHAT DO I DO? WHERE IS HE?

YOU GOT HIM. YOU GOT HIM.

LOOK AT HIM!

HE'S PROBABLY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.

AH! JOSEPH! JOSEPH!

COME ON! YEAH!

NO!

JOSEPH, WAIT! JOE!

OH!

HA HA HA! PERFECT!

GOOD THING HE THREW THE HOOK, MARTHA.

THAT BABY WAS PISSED AND READY TO TAKE YOUR LEG OFF.

SHIT!

OH!

OH, THIS FISHING IS A WONDERFUL TIME!

HEY, MARTHA!

THERE YOU GO.

CAREFUL.

MY WITS ARE WEAK, BUT MY BACK IS STRONG.

WHOEVER SAID TROUT FISHING WAS GOING TO BE EASY?

OK.

MARTHA, YOU OK?

YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH.

IT'S ME AND YOU, HUH, STUD HORSE?

YEAH.

20 MILES OF SHIT CREEK

WITH OUR BARE HANDS, HUH?

I WON'T FORGET.

JACKNIFE'S LIKE AN ELEPHANT--

SHORT ON SMARTS, LONG ON MEMORY.

YOU SLEEP.

JACKNIFE'S ON WATCH. YOU SLEEP.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HIM GIVE ME A BUZZ?

I STARTED VERY RECENTLY WORKING AT THIS GARAGE.

IF HE WANTS, HE CAN CALL OR COME BY.

AIN'T IT ABOUT TIME TO GIVE THESE WHORES A REST?

LONG TIME NO SEE. YOU GONNA DRIVE AGAIN?

UH-UH. I'M LOOKING FOR DAVE FLANAGAN.

HE'S UP FRONT.

THIS WAY?

YEAH.

OH, YEAH. I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. NO, NO.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

BE ON TIME TOMORROW.

HEY, DAVEY! DAVEY!

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

SUCK.

LET'S GO GRAB A BEER.

LOOK--LOOK, MEGS.

COME ON. SINCE WHEN AIN'T YOU THIRSTY?

SINCE WHEN AIN'T YOU THIRSTY?

OK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I THOUGHT I'D SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING.

I GOT MY CAR. JUST ABOUT TO FALL APART.

SO THEN SHE--SHE MOVED TO FLORIDA.

I DON'T KNOW. SHE THOUGHT CONNECTICUT

WAS TOO COLD OR SOMETHING.

MAYBE TOO MANY BAD MEMORIES

OF YOUR OLD MAN AROUND HERE, HUH?

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TOUGH--

YOU COME HOBBLIN' OFF THE PLANE ON THEM CRUTCHES,

THEY TELL YOU YOUR DAD'S DEAD.

YEAH. I WAS PISSED.

IT WAS MY DAD'S GUNG HO VET SHIT

THAT GOT ME TO ENLIST IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I'D BEEN FANTASIZING FOR MONTHS

THAT FIRST THING I WAS GOING TO DO

WAS DECK THAT SON OF A BITCH.

BOOM.

YEAH. I FELT CHEATED.

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

YEAH. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

YOU'RE OUTTA HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATED? WAITING.

YEAH. KNOWING IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME

TILL SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED.

YEAH. FUCK, YEAH.

SEE, DAVEY, THE ONLY WAY I COULD HANDLE IT

WAS TO GET UP FOR IT, MAN.

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

IT WAS LIKE SOMETHING SET IN, YOU KNOW.

NOT JUST ME. IT WAS LIKE A LOT OF US, MAYBE.

I WAS NEVER THERE, MEGS.

I DON'T FOLLOW THAT.

IT NEVER HAPPENED.

IT'S OVER AND DONE WITH.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

GO, GO, GO, GO!

GO, GO, GO!

GO, GO, GO!

WE'RE HOT AT 10:00!

COME ON, DAVE!

COME ON, DAVEY!

NO.

GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

BOBBY, DON'T! PLEASE!

NO!

AAH!

OW OW OW!

HELP ME!

COME ON, DAVEY!

YOU GOT MY PIECE?

YES. YOU OK?

FUCKING LEG!

BOBBY.

♪ WHAT'LL I DO ABOUT THE PICTURES IN MY MIND? ♪

HOW LONG YOU BEEN BACK?

A MONTH, MAYBE.

WELL, I'VE--I, UH...

I HOOKED UP WITH AN OLD BUDDY OF MINE.

A VET?

TRYING TO GIVE HIM A HAND?

SHIT, I GOT ALL I CAN DO TO HELP ME, MAN.

EVER WONDER IF YOU EVER GET ENOUGH DISTANCE?

EVERY DAMN DAY.

I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE STUFF

THIS GUY MAKES ME THINK ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.

IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD TO HAVE MY FRIENDS COME TO ME.

IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD TO KNOW I'M NOT ALONE.

THAT'S IMPORTANT-- TO KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALONE.

PEOPLE ALONE, THEY JUST WASTE AWAY SLOW.

THAT'S TRUE FOR ALL PEOPLE, NOT JUST VETS.

YEAH.

JAKE, THIS--THIS GUY, HE'S GOT A SISTER.

MMM-HMM.

TELL ME ABOUT HER.

WHAT TIME DID YOU GET HOME LAST NIGHT?

DON'T START.

MOTHER CALLED.

GREAT.

HOW'S FLORIDA?

SHE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

WHY?

SO YOU COULD GET ON THE EXTENSION

AND THE TWO OF YOU COULD GANG UP ON ME?

OH, FORGET IT.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

OH, I FORGOT.

YOUR FRIEND LEFT YOU A NUMBER.

WHO?

JOSEPH. MEGS.

HE'S NOT MY FRIEND, MARTHA.

BUT HE WANTS YOU TO CALL HIM.

HE'S NOT MY FRIEND.

QUIET, PLEASE.

TAKE YOUR SEAT. TAKE YOUR SEAT.

WOULD THIS ENTIRE CLASS LIKE

TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL WITH ME FOR A MONTH?

THANK YOU.

NOW, PEOPLE, OPEN YOUR BOOKS TO PAGE 550.

BONE STRUCTURE.

TODAY WE'RE STUDYING THE HAVERSIAN CANAL.

WHAT IS BONE TISSUE? IS BONE LIVING?

David. Oh, David.

OK. START THIS SUCKER UP.

THERE YOU GO.

ZIP-A-DEE DOO-DAH.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. CAN YOU DO FOREIGN JOBS?

IF IT'S GOT WHEELS AND AN ENGINE, I'M YOUR MAN.

WHAT'LL IT BE?

OH, YES.

UM, IS, UH, JOSEPH MEGISSEY AROUND?

WHO?

OH, MEGS.

YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU PARK OVER THERE, HUH?

HEY, MEGS!

YEAH.

GOT YOURSELF A VISITOR.

HE'S OVER THERE.

HELLO, JOSEPH.

HI. OH, GODDAMN IT. LOOK WHAT--

HEE HEE HEE!

MARTHA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADJOURN TO THE OFFICE?

RIGHT THIS WAY.

GOONS.

IT'S NICE OF YOU TO STOP BY, MARTHA.

YOU WANT TO WALK WITH ME IN THE PARKING LOT?

YES.

ALLOW ME.

OH. THANK YOU.

THIS YOUR CAR?

YES.

WELL, IT'S RELIABLE.

COULD USE A LITTLE AIR.

MOVE OVER TO THE PUMP. I'LL FIX YOU UP.

NO TROUBLE. OH, NO.

JOSEPH...

WOULD YOU LET ME BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE?

DON'T GO ANYWHERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

IT'S ON ME.

A LADY DON'T BUY WHEN I'M AROUND.

KING OF SPADES, I GOT A DATE WITH A LADY.

WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!

YOU JEALOUS DOGS!

YOU DIRTY, JEALOUS DOGS!

AHEM.

DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

HUH?

DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

OH, YEAH. UH, I PASS IT.

IT'S NICE.

LOOKS ALL RIGHT. IT'S OK?

IT'S LOVELY. YES.

I'M NOT DRESSED RIGHT. I SHOULD BE DRESSED BETTER.

NO, YOU'RE FINE.

I DON'T GET OUT MUCH FOR MEALS.

DO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS COME OVER

AND COOK FOR YOU?

IS THAT, LIKE, A REAL QUESTION,

OR ARE YOU JUST JERKING MY CHAIN?

WHAT?

NO, I JUST...

WHAT?

JOSEPH, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

I WAS TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

NERVOUS?

YES.

ME, TOO.

COCKTAILS?

WE WERE GOING TO HAVE...

HOW ABOUT IT, MARTHA?

I'LL HAVE A COCKTAIL IF YOU HAVE ONE

INSTEAD OF COFFEE.

SURE.

COCKTAILS ARE GOOD.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING ELEGANT?

ELEGANT IS GOOD...ALSO.

HOW ABOUT A BUD OR SOMETHING, MARTHA?

TWO BUDS.

HOW ABOUT YOU, MARTHA?

BOYFRIENDS, I MEAN.

I BET YOU FIGHT THEM OFF WITH TOMAHAWKS.

I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU I'VE GIVEN UP THE FIGHT.

YOU? COME ON.

YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHITHOUSE.

THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

I NOTICED THAT RIGHT OFF.

NO! STOP CONTRADICTING ME!

THANK YOU.

I KNOW WHAT I AM.

YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?

MARTHA...

SOME PEOPLE GET AWFUL UGLY

THE MINUTE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTHS.

OTHER PEOPLE, LIKE YOU, MARTHA,

THEY GROW ON YOU.

THE MORE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM, THE BETTER LOOKING THEY GET.

THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

I CAN SEE I'LL NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.

DAVID SAYS YOU TWO WERE IN VIETNAM TOGETHER.

YEAH.

BASIC RIGHT THROUGH WE WERE.

HE NEVER TALKS ABOUT IT.

NO? ME, I TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.

TO MYSELF WHEN THERE'S NO ONE AROUND TO LISTEN.

DID YOU KNOW HIS FRIEND BOBBY?

YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?

JUST HOP IN A CAR AND HEAD SOMEWHERE

FOR THE HELL OF IT?

SOMETIMES.

HOW ABOUT SATURDAY?

SURE.

MARTHA, IT'S UP AHEAD.

HEY, BOB.

WE WERE SOME TRIO-- BOBBY, YOUR BROTHER, AND ME.

YEAH.

THEY SAID I WAS THE LUCKY ONE.

I AIN'T FOOLIN'.

THEY USED TO SAY "LUCKY MEGS."

LUCKY MEGS.

THAT ALL ENDED WHEN WE LOST OLD BOBBY.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED ME TOO MUCH

WHEN I GOT HOME.

I WAS KIND OF CRAZY,

ALWAYS GETTING INTO FIGHTS, DUMB ONES.

GETTING THE PISS KICKED OUT OF ME

5 AGAINST ONE.

IT WAS NOT A NICE TIME.

WHAT IT ALL GOT DOWN TO IS, UH...

WELL, ONE NIGHT I WAS LYING AROUND

CONTEMPLATING THE CEILING RAFTERS,

WONDERING IF THEY WOULD TAKE MY WEIGHT, AND...

DON'T LAUGH OR ANYTHING.

I PRAYED.

I FELT BETTER.

WHAT WAS DONE WAS DONE. I COULDN'T CHANGE IT.

FOR SOME REASON WE LOST OLD BOBBY,

AND IT WAS UP TO ME TO MAKE THAT REASON A GOOD ONE

BECAUSE BOBBY, HE DESERVED IT.

RIGHT, BOB?

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL-- THERE'S A MARKER DOWN.

THANK YOU, SIR.

SIR, YOUR CHANGE.

MARTHA.

BECOMING QUITE THE SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, AREN'T WE, SIS?

FISHING TRIPS,

DINNER DATES.

OR WAS THAT ANOTHER PARENTS' MEETING?

THAT GUY WAS A TRUCK DRIVER!

SO ARE YOU. I DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU.

HE'S CRAZY!

HE WAS CRAZY BEFORE I KNEW HIM,

AND NAM MADE HIM EVEN CRAZIER!

HE SPENT MORE TIME IN THE CAN ON ASSAULT CHARGES

THAN YOU COULD BELIEVE!

LOOK, YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH SOMEONE?

I'LL SET YOU UP.

PLENTY OF GUYS OWE ME. IT'S NO PROBLEM.

FUCK YOU, DAVID!

WHAT DID I SAY?

OH--WHAT DO YOU CARE ANYWAY?

WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN WHO I SEE?

YOU'RE MY SISTER.

I THOUGHT I'M YOUR COOK OR YOUR HOUSEKEEPER.

I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HEARD YOU SAY,

"HEY, MARTHA, HOW WAS YOUR DAY, KID?"

OR "HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU FOR A BITE TO EAT?"

OR "I'VE BEEN INVITED TO A PARTY. COME ALONG."

I DON'T GO TO PARTIES.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT! YOU KNOW THAT!

I'LL TAKE MORE INTEREST FROM NOW ON.

WE'LL GO TO A MOVIE. HOW'S THAT SOUND?

MARTHA!

MARTHA, HE'S BAD NEWS!

HE IS!

OH, FUCK IT.

IS IT REALLY SO BAD AROUND HERE?

NO, IT'S NOT SO BAD.

I LOVE THIS PLACE.

EVERY GOOD MEMORY I HAVE IS...

MAYBE THAT'S WHO I AM.

SIS...

I'M GOING TO BE MORE APPRECIATIVE FROM NOW ON.

I PROMISE.

YOU'LL SEE.

DAVID...

THE THINGS I WANT YOU CAN'T GIVE ME.

YOU GOING TO LEAVE?

SOMEDAY.

TRY TO KEEP IT ON THE ROAD, FLANAGAN.

HUH?

HUH? WHERE YOU BEEN, STUD?

OFF SPANKING THE MONKEY IN THE MEN'S ROOM?

HUH?

COME ON LET'S GO.

COME ON, LET'S GO, DAVEY. COME ON, GET IN.

DRIVING, HUH?

YEAH.

BUYING GUYS BEERS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

PUTTING QUARTERS IN THE JUKE BOX

SO STRANGE BABES CAN DANCE.

HARDLY ANYBODY KNOWS WHEN YOU COME, YOU GO.

I AIN'T COMPLAININ'.

WHY, HEY, LISTEN, KEEPS YOU OCCUPIED.

YOU AIN'T OCCUPIED, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

LIKE AN EMPTY HOUSE-- USELESS.

ME, I DID SO MANY WHITES, MAN,

I WAS HOTTER THAN SUNSHINE.

I WAS, LIKE, INSANE, A MADMAN.

I'M DRIVING, AND I'M SEEING

TROLLS AND LEPRECHAUNS ALONGSIDE THE ROAD.

IT WAS VIET DID THAT.

YOU KNOW THAT.

I COME BACK FROM THE NAM, MAN,

I WAS A FIRST-CLASS HEAD. FORGET IT.

NOW I DON'T TOUCH A THING.

MEGS, DON'T TALK.

ALL RIGHT!

HEY, BACK HERE.

HEY!

HERE, HERE, HERE!

ALL RIGHT! GO FOR IT!

HEY, ALL RIGHT!

HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME HOOP?

COME ON. I KNOW YOU WAS A STUD BALL PLAYER.

I'LL TAKE A LOOK.

I'LL PARK THIS FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT! OUT!

HEY! HEY!

ALL RIGHT.

OVER HERE. OVER HERE.

HEY, PAL, IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME.

I'M WITH YOU, YOU.

THEY'RE YOUR GUYS.

THANKS, MAN.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

WHOA. WHOA.

WOO HOO!

OUTSIDE. OUTSIDE THE KEY.

COME ON!

AW, SHIT.

ALL RIGHT!

YOU SEE THAT?

YOUR BUDDY'S DOING GOOD. HE'S GOT 2 ALREADY.

HEY, JACKNIFE! COME ON, PAL, GET IN.

WITH HIM?

YOU'RE WITH HIM, HIM, AND HIM.

WHOA!

ALL RIGHT!

COME ON, MEGS, GET OFF ME.

GOD.

BACK HERE!

AAH!

SHIT, YOU OK?

DAVID, LET ME HELP YOU.

NO.

YOU OK? LET ME HELP YOU.

I SAID JUST NO!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU OK?

COME ON, LET'S GO!

SORRY, GUYS.

HOW'S IT FEELING?

IT'S OK.

SORRY I YELLED.

YOU CALL THAT YELLING?

SHIT. I'VE BEEN YELLED AT BY QUEERS AND OLD LADIES

WORSE THAN THAT.

NICE SKY, HUH? REAL PRETTY.

YEAH.

REMEMBER THE SUNSETS...

OVER THERE?

BEAUTIES, HUH?

REMEMBER WHAT BOBBY WOULD SAY?

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE HELICOPTERS,

WE COULD PRETEND WE WAS IN HAWAII.

REMEMBER HIM SAYING THAT? I DO.

REMEMBER THE TIME--

I DON'T WANT YOU SEEING MY SISTER, MEGS.

AIN'T THAT HER DECISION?

NO.

MARTHA DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT GUYS.

SHE COULDN'T HANDLE THE MOST PERFECT SON OF A BITCH,

LET ALONE A GUY LIKE YOU.

WHAT KIND OF A GUY AM I, DAVEY? HUH?

HOLD OUT YOUR HAND.

LOOK AT YOUR HAND. LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING HAND!

I AIN'T PUT MY FIST THROUGH GLASS

IN A LONG TIME.

YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD THAT BEFORE.

LOOK AT ME NOW, HUH? FAT AND HAPPY.

BET YOU NEVER SEEN ME LOOKING SO GOOD, GUY.

YOU LOOK THE SAME AS BEFORE...GUY.

YEAH, AND YOU'RE LOOKING REAL GOOD, TOO.

YEAH.

HEY, IT'S JUST A FUNNY THING, HUH?

SLOW DOWN.

THINK THIS IS GOING FAST?

SLOW IT DOWN, MEGS!

WHAT THE FUCK'S THE MATTER?

I'M JUST A CRAZY FUCKING BASTARD.

THAT'S ME, RIGHT?

DON'T CARE WHO HE TAKES WITH HIM.

WHAT THE FUCK'S THE MATTER?

YOU GOT SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR LATELY?

WOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!

HOO HOO HOO! HA HA HA!

OW OW OW OW OW! OW!

OW! OW! WOO!

OW OOH HOO HOO HOO HOO!

OW! OW OW OW!

OW! OW!

OW HOO!

I GOT SOMEPLACE TO GO.

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.

YOU DON'T GET "FUCK OFF" FROM LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

THINGS WOULD HAVE CHANGED BY NOW IF PEOPLE DID, RIGHT?

I KNOW THAT.

BUT I'M NOT ABLE TO PUT IT ASIDE.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT'S MY, UH...

"HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?"

WHAT DO I TELL HER?

WHAT DO I TELL MY KIDS?

AT 10:00 IN THE MORNING I WAS THERE,

AT 10:00 THAT NIGHT AT FUCKING LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA,

TRYING TO HITCH A RIDE HOME?

NOBODY WOULD PICK ME UP.

I WAS IN UNIFORM,

AND NOBODY WOULD PICK ME UP.

HEY, NOW, COME ON, STAY.

NOW SIT. IF YOU CAN JUST LISTEN...

DAVEY! DAVEY!

WHAT CAN IT HURT?

DAVEY.

DAVEY!

MEGS, DON'T LET HIM PULL YOU DOWN, MAN.

DON'T YOU LET HIM DO IT TO YOU!

DAVEY! DAVEY!

JOSEPH.

HI.

DAVEY STOP HOME?

NO. WHY? WHAT'S HAPPENED?

UH, OK.

JOSEPH, WAIT.

ARE YOU HUNGRY?

THERE ARE PANGS.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SOUP?

SOUP IS GOOD.

SPLIT PEA WITH HAM. HOMEMADE.

I LIKE TO COOK.

WELL, WE'RE A TEAM BECAUSE I LIKE TO EAT.

HMM, CHINA. THEY MATCH, TOO.

I ALMOST GOT A SET OF TABLEWARE ONCE.

EVERY TIME YOU BOUGHT GROCERIES,

YOU GOT A PLATE.

I JUST DIDN'T SHOP ENOUGH.

GO AHEAD AND START.

I'LL WAIT FOR YOU. I HATE TO EAT ALONE.

YOU EAT ALONE MUCH, MARTHA?

SOMETIMES I EAT WITH DAVID.

DAVID, HOWEVER, EATS ALONE.

I USUALLY CORRECT PAPERS WHILE I EAT.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU GIVE OUT WAY TOO MUCH HOMEWORK.

SMELLS GOOD.

THIS IS CAMPBELL'S, I BET.

I AIN'T EVEN TASTED IT YET, I LIKE IT.

NOW YOU CAN.

I STARTED TOO SOON.

NO. PLEASE, START.

PLEASE.

PLEASE.

NO, DON'T.

DON'T, JOSEPH, NO.

JOSEPH, PLEASE DON'T.

JOSEPH.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, JOSEPH!

MARTHA.

DON'T.

THAT'S THE THING ABOUT SHY PEOPLE, MARTHA.

THEY ALWAYS THINK SOMEBODY'S LOOKING.

NOBODY IS.

EXCEPT ME. AND I LIKE WHAT I SEE.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHUT UP FOR ONCE!

YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH.

OH. OH.

I'LL PAY FOR IT.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL PAY FOR IT.

SHIT. I'LL PAY FOR IT. I'M SORRY.

JOSEPH, I LIKED THE KISS.

I LIKED THE KISS, JOSEPH.

I'M SORRY. I'LL PAY FOR IT.

SHH!

HUSH, NOW. SHH! HUSH, HUSH, HUSH.

I LIKED THE KISS, JOSEPH.

HELLO, ED.

WHY, DAVE.

WELL, CAN I...

PLEASE. OF COURSE, YES.

WHO IS IT, DEAR?

PRU AND I WERE JUST WATCHING THE NEWS.

PRU, IT'S, UH...

WHY, DAVE.

SORRY IT'S SO LATE, PRU.

NONSENSE.

COME IN AND SIT WITH US.

SOMETHING TO DRINK, DAVE? A BEER?

YEAH, PLEASE.

WELL, IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE.

NOT SO LONG, DEAR.

DAVE SHOVELED THE WALK FOR US

AFTER THAT SNOW IN FEBRUARY.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING DONE AROUND THE HOUSE,

I COULD COME BACK AGAIN.

MOW THE LAWN, MAYBE.

RAKE SOME LEAVES.

WELL, WE HAVE A LANDSCAPING SERVICE THAT DOES THAT.

WE'D APPRECIATE THAT, DAVE.

DO I REALLY...

LOOK WELL?

DAVE, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

UM...

I DOUBT IT.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN.

I'D REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD LET ME

COME AND CLEAN YOUR YARD THIS SPRING.

YOU'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. WHY?

WHY? I DON'T KNOW WHY, MARTHA.

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, I'M GOING TO GO.

COME INSIDE. WE'LL...

WE'LL GO UPSTAIRS.

COME ON.

JESUS.

COME HERE.

WILLIAM GREEN...

AND WE WERE SUCH AN UNLIKELY PAIR.

HE WAS TALL AND SKINNY,

AND I WAS, WELL, ME.

YOU WAS PRETTY GOOD.

NEITHER OF US KNEW WHAT WE WERE DOING.

WE WERE LIKE TWO CARS THAT HOOKED BUMPERS.

YOU KNOW, PUSHING AND PULLING AT THE WRONG TIME.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LAUGHING. IT WAS HORRIBLE.

WE WENT TO A CHEAP HOTEL.

HE KEPT APOLOGIZING,

"OH, I'M SO TERRIBLY SORRY.

I'M SO TERRIBLY SORRY."

I THINK HE HOPED I'D CHANGE MY MIND.

AND THEN HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM.

HE'D BEEN TO BED WITH ME, SO HE THOUGHT HE SHOULD.

BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO.

WELL, I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM SO HE'D MARRY ME.

IN THE LONG RUN,

WE WOULD HAVE MADE EACH OTHER MISERABLE.

WELL... IT'S GETTING LATE.

I BETTER THINK ABOUT HITTING IT.

MARTHA, I CAN SEE MYSELF OUT.

I THINK I CAN SEE FIT TO WALK YOU TO THE DOOR.

WELL...

HEY.

JOSEPH?

YEAH?

THE SENIORS ARE HAVING THEIR PROM THIS NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT.

I'M A CHAPERONE. WILL YOU TAKE ME?

ME?

YES, YOU. I NEVER WENT TO MY PROM. NO ONE ASKED ME TO GO.

NO? OH.

I CRASHED MINE.

I WALKED IN WEARING A MOTORCYCLE JACKET,

STEEL-TOED JACKBOOTS, SHADES,

STOOD THERE LIKE A MADMAN

GRINNIN' AT ALL THEM TUXEDOS,

JUST HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD TRY THROWING ME OUT.

WILL YOU TAKE ME?

I DON'T KNOW, MARTHA.

HMM.

YEAH, OK.

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34.

30.

MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?

I'D LIKE A, UH...

SOMETHING FOR A PROM.

FOR A PROM? I HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS.

HERE'S ONE HERE. IT'S A WRISTLET.

THAT'S FOR THE YOUNG LADY TO WEAR ON HER WRIST.

MARTHA!

MARTHA, I'M HOME!

JOSEPH IS TAKING ME TO A PROM.

SHALL I PUT A TV DINNER IN THE OVEN FOR YOU

OR WILL YOU BE GOING OUT?

IF DAD WERE ALIVE,

HE WOULDN'T LET HIM ON THE PORCH.

SOMEONE GENTLE AND KIND? I DOUBT THAT.

I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!

AND WITH HIM HANGING AROUND YOU!

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? - I HEAR YOU.

I WANT YOU TO CALL HIM

AND TELL HIM SOMETHING CAME UP.

THE PTA. THE FUCKIN' BOARD OF EDUCATION.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

HE'S A LOSER! AND YOU PRETEND THAT HE'S NOT, DOESN'T MAKE IT SO.

GO OUT, DAVID, GO TO A BAR AND GET DRUNK.

NO WAY.

THEN SHUT UP.

A LOSER? YOU'RE A LOSER.

YOU'RE LIKE A MOLD IN THIS HOUSE.

YOU EAT WHAT'S PUT IN FRONT OF YOU,

AND YOU GRUNT WHEN SPOKEN TO.

SHIT.

SHIT!

I'D BE BETTER OFF WITH A SAINT BERNARD.

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT A DOG KILLING HIMSELF

EVERY TIME HE WENT OUT AT NIGHT.

TELL ME SOMETHING, WHAT IS IT LIKE

TO WANT NOTHING MORE THAN GETTING DRUNK?

I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE.

BY WHAT? BY LIFE?

YOU ASSHOLE.

YOU JUST WANT ME HERE SO THE HOUSE

ISN'T EMPTY WHEN YOU DECIDE TO COME HOME.

AND I'VE BEEN AFRAID FOR YOU.

FOR ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU?

OK, YES, I HAVE BEEN AFRAID FOR ME!

BUT I'VE DONE IT. I'VE STAYED.

WELL, NO MORE. I'M LEAVING...

JUST LIKE MAMA.

SHE CRIED.

DID YOU THINK SHE WAS CRYING FOR PAPA?

IT WAS FOR YOU

BECAUSE YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN DEAD, TOO.

MARTHA.

MARTHA.

JOSEPH, I'M SORRY. I'M NOT READY.

YEAH, IT'S ME.

I TOLD THE GUY I WAS A WHITE KNIGHT

MEETING A FAIR DAMSEL. GIVE ME YOUR BEST.

JUST A MAD SEDUCER-- THAT'S ME.

WHAT? YOU OK?

YES. I'M WONDERFUL.

YOU. YOU, IN THE PANTS.

WHY YOU WEARIN' PANTS LIKE THAT?

YOU A SOLDIER?

ANSWER ME.

KID LIKE YOU-- YOU KNOW HOW TO FIGHT?

NO. KIDS DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT.

THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT AT ALL.

TAKE THOSE PANTS OFF.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR THEM.

TAKE 'EM OFF.

TAKE OFF THE FUCKIN' PANTS!

HEY, MISTER,

WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR ANY TROUBLE.

NOBODY EVER REALLY IS, JOE COLLEGE.

TELL YOUR FRIEND TO TAKE THOSE PANTS OFF,

OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.

DAVE, WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE?

WHAT DO YOU SAY? THEY'RE JUST KIDS.

HI, MISS FLANAGAN.

HI, MISS FLANAGAN.

OH, MARTHA.

YOU LOOK ENCHANTING.

THANK YOU, WILLIAM.

JOSEPH, THIS IS WILLIAM--

WILLIAM GREEN. GEOLOGY AND SPACE SCIENCE.

JOSEPH MEGISSEY. CARS.

OH, YOU'LL EXCUSE US?

OH, SURE.

THAT'S HIM, HUH? BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.

♪ HIT ME WITH THE RHYTHM ♪

♪ LET IT MAKE ME CRAZY ♪

♪ BEAT ME UP

♪ WHIP ME WITH THE MUSIC... ♪

CLICK YOUR HEELS 3 TIMES,

YOU'LL END UP IN KANSAS.

♪ ALL I GOT TO SAY IS

♪ BEAT ME UP

♪ I'M IN THE MOOD ♪

♪ THAT HURTS SO GOOD

♪ LET IT RACK YOUR BRAIN

GIVE ME ANOTHER.

MAYBE YOU OUGHTA SLOW DOWN, DAVE.

♪ BUT I CAN SEE IT'S TRUE... ♪

JOSEPH, THIS IS TANYA AND FRANK.

HELLO, TANYA. FRANK.

FRANK TEACHES PHYS-ED.

YOU LIKE SPORTS?

ME? LOVE THEM.

WHICH ONES?

SPORTS, HEY, LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID,

VISIT MY COUSINS ON HIS FARM,

WE'D HAVE HORSE-SHIT FIGHTS.

ROAD APPLES FLYING-- I EXCELLED AT THAT.

I'VE ALSO BEEN VERY GOOD AT DEMOLISHING TRUCKS.

NO. NO.

GO ON, DAVE! YOU GOT 5 SECONDS!

WE GOT TO GO!

COME ON! OUT!

NO!

AAAUUGH!

♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT IT ♪

♪ I DON'T CARE...

HELLO.

OH, HI. HI.

WANT TO DANCE, MARTHA?

NO. DO YOU? - COME ON.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW--

HELP ME, MAN.

LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

COME ON!

COME ON, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

MEGS!

YOU OK, DAVE?

I'M GOING BACK FOR MEGS!

DON'T GO BACK. DON'T GO BACK.

DON'T GO BACK, BOBBY!

JACKNIFE'S DEAD!

JACKNIFE'S DEAD!

JACKNIFE'S DEAD!

NO!

♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

♪ WE'RE GOING TO BE IN LOVE ♪

♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY... ♪

♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

♪ WE'RE GOING TO BE IN LOVE... ♪

♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

♪ OOHH

♪ I'M IN LOVE

♪ HELD YOU IN MY ARMS FOR SO LONG ♪

♪ IT'S LIKE A DREAM...

JOSEPH...

YOU KNOW WHO THE QUEEN OF THIS PROM IS?

WHO?

ME.

♪ I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES... ♪

♪ I CAN HEAR IT IN THE WORDS... ♪

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

HIGH-SCHOOL BULLSHIT!

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU! IT'S YOUR FAULT!

WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED PUT.

WE WERE 20 FEET IN THE AIR.

WE WERE GETTING SHOT TO PIECES!

BUT, NO! GOTTA GET SOME!

GET SOME! GET SOME! GET SOME! GET SOME!

OW OW OW OW OOW!

YOU GOING TO BE LUCKY FOR HER

LIKE YOU WERE FOR ME?

LIKE YOU WERE FOR BOBBY?

THEY DRAFTED ME, BUT YOU, YOU ENLISTED.

YEAH! FUCKING JOCK! FUCKING ALL-LEAGUE!

THOUGHT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD TACKLE YOU

INSTEAD OF BLOW YOU AWAY, YOU CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE!

I HEARD YOU!

I HEARD YOU!

YOU WERE SCARED AND YOU LANDED WRONG

AND YOUR ANKLE'S BROKE!

BOBBY AND ME CAME FOR YOU!

I GOT HIT BECAUSE OF THAT!

BLOOD PUMPING FROM MY CHEST,

AND I HEARD YOU!

"DON'T GO BACK! BOBBY, JACKNIFE'S DEAD!

"DON'T GO BACK!

HE'S DEAD, BOBBY! JACKNIFE'S DEAD!"

BUT BOBBY DID GO BACK, HUH, DAVEY?

BOBBY DID!

YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING FROM THAT, DAVEY!

BOBBY DID! HE DID!

YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING FROM THAT!

GO ON. GO INSIDE NOW! PLEASE.

YOU WERE HOPING HE'D BE HOME, WEREN'T YOU?

HE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND, JOSEPH.

I'M HIS FRIEND.

WHY DON'T WE SIT IN THE LIVING ROOM?

WE'LL BE MORE COMFORTABLE.

I KNOW. LET'S HAVE SOME OF YOUR BRANDY, SHALL WE?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT BRANDY IS?

I'LL TELL YOU IF YOU LIKE.

OH, YEAH, PLEASE.

IF BEER FOR BREAKFAST IS SUNRISE,

THEN BRANDY IS SUNDOWN.

YOU'RE SO TALKATIVE.

I CAN HARDLY GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE.

SORRY.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE SORRY, JOSEPH.

I WAS JUST TEASING YOU, JOSEPH.

YOU TEASE ME UNMERCIFULLY,

AND YOU CAN'T TELL WHEN YOU'RE BEING TEASED.

TEASING--IT SHOWS YOU'RE CARED FOR,

DON'T YOU THINK?

I THINK IT DOES.

LET'S GO LOOK FOR HIM, MARTHA.

PLEASE LET'S HAVE OUR BRANDY.

MARTHA.

AIN'T YOU THE SIGHT, STUD?

MARTHA, I'M SORRY.

COME ON, SIT DOWN.

SIT DOWN.

COME ON. LET'S CLEAN YOU UP.

IT'S CLEAN.

YOU KNOW ME.

I WIPE MY NOSE, I USE MY SLEEVES.

HOW COULD SHE UNDERSTAND, HUH?

SHE DON'T KNOW. SHE WASN'T THERE.

JACKNIFE.

THAT'S MY NAME. DON'T WEAR IT OUT.

THAT'S WHAT OLD BOBBY CALLED ME.

BECAUSE YOU CRASHED TRUCKS.

YEAH.

HEY WHY DONT YOU TELL MARTHA WHAT YOUR NICKNAME WAS.

I BET SHE'D LIKE TO KNOW.

COME ON, TELL HER. WHAT DID BOBBY CALL YOU?

DAVID?

WHAT WAS YOUR NICKNAME? I'D LIKE TO KNOW.

WE CALLED HIM HIGH SCHOOL

'CAUSE HE WAS ALL-LEAGUE, AND HE LOVED IT.

BOBBY HAD NICKNAMES FOR EVERYTHING.

RED SOCK WAS BOBBY'S NICKNAME

BECAUSE HE LOVED THE RED SOX.

HE WAS GOING TO TAKE US TO FENWAY PARK.

YEAH.

WE WERE GOING TO CHEER.

AH, BOBBY.

YOU KNOW, IF HE HAD STAYED, HE WOULD HAVE LIVED.

HOW MANY NIGHTS HAVE I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?

HE DIDN'T. HE COULDN'T.

IT WASN'T IN HIM ANY MORE TO LEAVE ME

THAN IT'D BE TO LEAVE YOU.

WHAT WERE WE GONNA DO WHEN WE GOT BACK?

NO MATTER WHAT?

COME ON. HELP ME. NO MATTER WHAT.

TELL ME. YOU KNOW.

FUCK, DAVEY, COME ON.

I DON'T KNOW. GO TO FENWAY PARK.

THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE?

HOT DOGS AND BEER.

GREEN GRASS, FRESH-MOWED. TAKE OFF OUR SHIRTS.

SOAK UP A FEW RAYS.

WE WERE GOING TO CHEER.

WE WOULD CHEER SO LOUD

THEY WERE GOING TO START CHEERING US BACK.

THEN WE WERE GOING TO...

WHAT, DAVEY? WHAT?

DAVID.

WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO?

WE WERE GONNA GO FISHING.

YEAH, OPENING DAY.

MARTHA.

I'M SO SORRY.

I'M SO, SO SORRY.

I KNOW YOU ARE, DAVID.

I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE LEAVING?

THOUGHT I WOULD.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, IS THAT IT?

MARTHA, WHO ARE WE KIDDING?

YOU, ME. WHO ARE WE KIDDING BUT OURSELVES?

WE WERE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END.

IF I'VE BEEN FOOLING MYSELF,

I CAN FOOL MYSELF A WHILE LONGER.

I CAN'T, MARTHA.

I BLAME PEOPLE.

I'VE BEEN BLAMING PEOPLE SO MUCH.

AND I'VE BEEN HURTING PEOPLE.

THAT SUCKS.

THEY'RE THE PEOPLE THAT CARED ABOUT ME, MOSTLY,

I GUESS, BUT I DIDN'T...

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT...

NO, I THINK...

I THINK I DON'T DESERVE THEM CARING ABOUT ME...

BECAUSE...

I DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH.

BUT, HEY, IT'S TIME.

IF NOT FOR ME,

THEN FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T STOP LOVING ME.

THERE WAS A GUY BOBBY.

THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY MEGS.

AND THE THREE OF US WERE FRIENDS.

I LOVED THOSE TWO GUYS LIKE THEY WERE MY BROTHERS.

BOBBY WAS THE SMART ONE.

MEGS WAS THE CRAZY ONE,

AND ME...

I WAS THE SCARED ONE.

BOBBY TALKED TO YOU.

HE TALKED TO YOU-- SPORTS, BOOKS, GIRLS.

BOBBY SAID THAT CERTAIN GIRLS,

THEY GLOWED.

WHEN THEY TOUCHED YOU,

YOU WEREN'T SCARED OR TIRED.

WHEN THEY JUST STOOD NEXT TO YOU,

YOU WEREN'T CONFUSED.

BOBBY SAID SOMEDAY WE'D ALL FIND GIRLS LIKE THAT

AND THEN FINALLY THINGS WOULD MAKE SENSE

JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE WITH THEM.

BOBBY SAID THAT WOULD HAPPEN TO US ALL

BECAUSE WE, UH...

BECAUSE WE, ALL OF US,

WE DESERVED IT.

I BET WE WOULD HAVE HAD A HORRIBLE TIME

AT THAT GODDAMN PROM.

WE WOULD HAVE LEFT EARLY.

WE'D HAVE GONE SOMEPLACE FANCY FOR DINNER.

NO. I DOUBT WE'D HAVE BEEN HUNGRY.

MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE DRIVEN SOMEPLACE,

SOMEPLACE QUIET, AND PARKED,

AND THEN...

WHO KNOWS?

WHO KNOWS?