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Black, a perfect black.
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For eons, there was a silence.
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Such silence was
impenetrable and universal,
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all consuming and
unchallenged in its authority.
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Nothing stirred, and nothing would.
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It had been so that
all was perfect and still
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since the start of creation itself.
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And yet, it was simply in a
blinding, instantaneous flash
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that the silence was broken.
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The universe was born, and
there would never be a moment
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of total silence ever again.
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And it was only with the passage of time
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that the first planets began to form.
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It was on one such planet
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that life too eventually
formed, planet Earth.
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With great canyons and
valleys for creatures to inhabit,
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the world began transforming
in unprecedented ways,
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until eventually, man was born.
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By the 20th century, man had
long oversaw his own progress.
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Electricity, the automobile,
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the telephone,
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atomic bombs, then, a man in outer space.
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Evolution was ours.
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By the 20th century, we had determined
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that no other planet in our
solar system was fit for life.
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However, this determination
does not exclude other planets,
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the many, many planets
buried in the furthest recesses
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of outer space, places
free from human awareness.
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Could there be life out there?
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Could there be life
beyond our solar system?
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And if so, could they pose a threat to us?
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♪ The neon lights are calling ♪
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♪ The city, she's alive ♪
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♪ I'm feeling good, let's stomp some wood ♪
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♪ Let's boogie and let's jive ♪
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♪ The band sure is a playing fast ♪
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♪ And the beer is oh so cold ♪
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What's your
favorite monster, Eddie?
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Um, say Frankenstein.
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What about you?
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Wolfman.
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He's cool.
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I like him.
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Wanna put that right there?
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And, finished!
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Looks nice.
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Can we do another one?
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You sure?
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It's kinda late, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Sorry to break up the party,
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but it's time for bed, Cindy.
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Aw!
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It's okay, we can do
another one tomorrow night,
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all right?
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It's Friday night and you're
putting puzzles together
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with your sister?
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Nothing to do, I guess.
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You could always come
watch "Rawhide" on the television
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with your father and I.
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It's about to start, Helen!
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Okay, dear!
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Think I'll just stay here
and read some comics.
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Well, the offer still stands
if you change your mind.
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Night, Mom.
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♪ In this dance hall
where dreams take flight ♪
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♪ You're the star of my Saturday night ♪
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♪ Underneath that old moon filled night ♪
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And that was Big Todd McGee
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with, "Going out Tonight."
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And what y'all doing out
tonight, Beutter County?
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Wait, Frank just handed me some adverts.
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Now, for a special announcement,
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folks, may I have the pleasure of unveiling
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to all of you,
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the grand opening of Dario's Pizza.
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That's right, traditional,
genuine, Italian pizza
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just down...
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Jesus, Cullpepper!
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Sorry.
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Well, are you ready?
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Ready for what?
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It's Friday night!
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Did you forget already? - Forget what?
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"The Atomic Creature"
playing at The Exeter tonight.
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Remember?
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I just feel like staying in the night.
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Well, what do you
want me to tell Mary Beth?
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You know Mary Beth would
never go see a picture like that.
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Eddie Joseph Makielski!
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How do you know which
kind of picture I wanna go see?
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♪ The moon is so bright
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Are you going to the Out of
the World Dance next Friday?
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Well, Donald Gleason asked me to go.
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Oh.
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But I haven't said yes yet.
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Oh, why is that?
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Well, he's not the one I want to go with.
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Hmm. - What about you?
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If you're interested, I mean, I'm going.
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I don't wanna be a burden or anything.
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I mean, I like... - Mm.
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Like, I mean, I don't
want to be like a problem,
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but would you ever-
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Who cares about some crummy dance?
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We're gonna be late and get
stuck with some lousy seats.
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Fine, we'll take the shortcut
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through Farmer Gibbon's place,
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save us some time.
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Fine.
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Evening, Professor.
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Evening, Mary Beth, boys.
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♪ Oh, oh, darling ♪
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♪ Soft, gentle breeze ♪ Curious.
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Professor Farnsworth speaking.
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I hope I'm not interrupting your evening,
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Professor Farnsworth.
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Oh, that's quite all right, Jean.
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Mark Taylor just phoned
me from the observatory,
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and he said that he saw
a peculiar incoming object
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through the telescope.
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And I thought you ought to know.
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I saw it as well.
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Probably just a meteoroid.
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Possibly.
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But he insisted its movements
were entirely erratic.
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See if you can track it.
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Maybe we can get a group together Monday
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and search for any remnants.
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Sure thing, Professor. - All right, then.
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See you Monday.
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So what did the Mrs. have to say?
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I've been married to that
woman for over 20 years.
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She makes the same damn
meal every Friday night,
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Chipped beef on toast and stuffed celery.
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Sounds like she needs some new recipes.
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You wanna know what
she's making for dessert?
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Frosted ham ribbon loaf.
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You wanna stop by my
place tonight, Sheriff, for dinner?
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Why?
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What's Maybelle making?
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I bet it's something good.
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Her slow cooked pot roast with carrots
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and potatoes garnish.
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Fill you up like a tick.
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Well, I'd love to Tommy,
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but if the Mrs. found out
I have supper with y'all,
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I'd be sleeping on the
Chesterfield for a week.
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Just so you know, Sheriff,
the offer stands anytime.
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That's awful kind of you, Tommy.
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Sheriff's Office.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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A glow?
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In the woods,
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south of Lakewood College.
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♪ I'd be happy all my life ♪
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♪ With that aggravating
beauty, Lulu Walls ♪
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Sweet Jesus!
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The commies have finally done it!
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It's a God damn invasion!
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Not today, Nikita Khrushchev!
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Who's out there?
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What was that?
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Was that Gibbons?
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Probably just an owl
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No, I think I heard it too.
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You know that drunk has a shotgun, right?
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Yeah, I'm aware.
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What the shit is this?
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Ah, shit, he spotted us.
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God damn commies are invading!
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You got five seconds to get off my land
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and 10 seconds to get out of my country
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before I shove two barrels
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of American freedom up your head!
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Can you see him? - Yeah, I can see him.
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He's screaming, but not at us.
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Well, who's he screaming at then?
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I don't know.
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He seems pretty worked up about it.
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What the shit Jesus?
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Who's out there?
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The hell kind of mutant cosmonaut are you?
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Oh, shit.
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All right.
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And Loraine
is wrapping her around-
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There we go. - the ropes,
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and she's really giving her the works.
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Come on, now!
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Socked
between the shoulder blades-
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Rip her top off!
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Rip her top off!
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on those
ropes and.
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The referee is stopping the match!
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Disqualifying the... Aw, hell!
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The
referee has disqualified
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Lorraine Johnson, and
we'll be right back, folks.
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Breweries is the beer
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with the one big difference.
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♪ It's Drewrys for you ♪
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♪ It's Drewrys for me ♪
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I'd sure like to wrestle her.
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♪ That's a big difference
in beer is Big D ♪
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♪ So much more flavor ♪
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♪ And less filling too ♪
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Professor Farnsworth,
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there was a man, and then, he had a pack.
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And he was near Gibbons
on a farm and it was night.
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Okay, calm down!
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Now, what's all this excitement about?
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Farmer Gibbons is dead.
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You gotta call Sheriff Wilcox now!
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Dead?
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Well, what happened to him?
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His head is just blown clean off!
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By a creature from another world.
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Look, we don't know what we saw,
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but someone or something just shot him.
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Now, this wouldn't be some sort of prank,
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Mary Beth? - No, honest!
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Just-
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You wouldn't want me calling your folks.
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Call Sheriff Wilcox, please!
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There's something strange going on here!
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What are you waiting for?
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Clarence Gibbons is dead!
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♪ Well, I'm sitting on the porch
with my heart in my hand ♪
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♪ Watching the sunset
over this lonely land ♪
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♪ I've been a drifting and a rambling ♪
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♪ Through dust and through rain ♪
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♪ But I can't seem ♪
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♪ To shake off this heartache and pain ♪
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♪ Why did you lead me in ♪
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♪ I've searching for solice ♪
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Sheriff's Office.
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Hold on, Professor.
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Okay, they saw what now?
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Clarence Gibbon?
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Well, I admit, that damn
drunk's as crazy as a dog
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in a hubcap factory.
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But I reckon he was just
taking pot-shots at coons again.
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I think you have some excited
kids with wild imaginations.
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Look, I got Tommy out
on another call right now,
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but if it makes you feel better,
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I'll have him swing by
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and take a look when he's
done with that en, all right?
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Go on and send them kids home.
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♪ And I've left you to roam ♪
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♪ In this lonesome old world without ♪
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Tommy, come in.
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Yeah, Rossy here, come back.
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Listen, I need you to
swing by the Gibbon's place
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and check on that old fool.
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He's shooting that damn shotgun again.
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Roger that, Sheriff.
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I just pulled into the
Marko place out here.
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I'll get on that as soon as I get done
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with barnyard mystery.
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Standing by.
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I ain't never gonna get
home for dinner tonight.
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Lord above.
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Why?
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And my chickens!
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What's this European
Clydehopper up to now?
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Mr. Marko?
268
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:46,908
Mr. Marko?
269
00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:47,783
Hey, Sheriff!
270
00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:51,138
It's Deputy, thank you.
271
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,878
You made a call on the Sheriff's Office?
272
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,258
No, sheriff, I didn't call, no.
273
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,758
My wife, she called.
274
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,994
Okay, and what is this pertaining to?
275
00:16:58,036 --> 00:17:00,318
This guy, guy is killing my chickens.
276
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,335
He's ripping the head off.
277
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:03,453
Your chicken.
278
00:17:04,306 --> 00:17:05,481
Who did this?
279
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:06,314
This guy.
280
00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:09,618
He look like a underwater Olympic gymnast.
281
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,698
And he did what now?
282
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,840
Killing my chicken with like instrument.
283
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:14,688
An instrument?
284
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,128
Yeah, it's not like tuba, Sheriff.
285
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,988
It's more like bicycle pump, okay?
286
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,928
It look like a, it's got a
pointy thing on the end.
287
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:23,643
It shoot like red light, maybe blue light.
288
00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:25,488
No, Sheriff, it's red light.
289
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,468
I don't think the color matters, sir.
290
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:28,527
No problem, okay?
291
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:29,958
I'll take care of it, eh? - No, no, no.
292
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,758
Wait, sir, please!
293
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,468
I will investigate the
situation on your property.
294
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:37,111
Please, you can rest here.
295
00:17:37,153 --> 00:17:39,558
I will get back to you as soon as possible.
296
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,458
Are you sure?
297
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,298
Yes, sir.
298
00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,558
Okay, well, hold on, Sheriff.
299
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,788
Hold on!
300
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,987
Let me put the gun away.
301
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:47,058
I'm gonna go with you, okay?
302
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,222
I have Fox Deluxe, eh?
303
00:17:48,264 --> 00:17:51,588
No, I cannot partake
while I'm on duty, sir.
304
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,178
I appreciate the offer.
305
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,198
Oh, okay, if you're sure.
306
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,031
I wait here.
307
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,240
I drink.
308
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,073
When you come back, we drink together, huh?
309
00:17:57,115 --> 00:17:58,428
Thank you, Mr. Marko.
310
00:17:58,470 --> 00:17:59,718
I will get right back to you.
311
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:00,551
Okay, Sheriff.
312
00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:01,384
Good luck, eh?
313
00:18:01,426 --> 00:18:02,385
All right, thank you.
314
00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:04,368
And it's Deputy, thank you.
315
00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:05,201
What?
316
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:09,320
Good luck, Sheriff!
317
00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:39,828
There's nothing we can do, Eddie.
318
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,808
Yeah, we'll just let the
grownups handle this one.
319
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:43,848
Besides, do you wanna
get vaporized or something?
320
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,948
I don't want anyone
to get vaporized, Chuck!
321
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:46,908
Who knows who could be next?
322
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,588
It could be us, friends, family.
323
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,538
You saw what happened to
Gibbons, and he had a shotgun!
324
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,758
I wouldn't mind if he
vaporized my step daddy.
325
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,278
Chuck, you need to take
this a little more seriously.
326
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,808
Well, what are we
supposed to do then, huh?
327
00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:58,518
Kindly ask them to not
decapitate the good people
328
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,388
of Beutter County?
329
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,203
That's enough, Chuck!
330
00:19:02,328 --> 00:19:04,368
He's right though, Eddie.
331
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,493
What can we do?
332
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,063
I don't know.
333
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,418
We don't do something now,
334
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:14,239
there won't be nobody
left to do something later.
335
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,863
Excuse me, sir?
336
00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:32,763
Can you stand up, please?
337
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,888
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask
you to turn around, please.
338
00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:38,730
We're gonna have a little talk here.
339
00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:43,578
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
340
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:46,135
I need you to put that away.
341
00:19:46,177 --> 00:19:48,378
I need you to put that away now,
342
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,983
so we can have a discussion,
343
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,077
like two normal gentlemen.
344
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:56,988
Thank you, sir.
345
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,398
I appreciate that.
346
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,513
Now, is that a dead chicken you have there?
347
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,558
What is going on here?
348
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,163
Do you understand me now?
349
00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:11,058
What are you wearing on your head?
350
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,848
Boy, are you some sort
of pilot or something?
351
00:20:13,890 --> 00:20:15,371
Did you have a crash? whoa!
352
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,761
My bowling hand!
353
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,078
Why'd you have to do that, mister?
354
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:53,551
Gibbon!
355
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,341
Is that you?
356
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,128
Poor bastard.
357
00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:05,118
Drunken hillbillies
358
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,653
and shotguns are not a good combination.
359
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,543
Even a hillbilly like you
couldn't be that drunk.
360
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,303
Curious.
361
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,438
Jesus, Mary, and-
362
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,313
Joseph?
363
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,191
You're fourth in line right now.
364
00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:49,323
I've been getting whack a
doodle calls all damn night!
365
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:51,978
Now, you sit tight.
366
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,488
I'll send Rossy by just as soon as I can.
367
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,048
Okay.
368
00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:58,608
All right.
369
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,718
Okay.
370
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,410
You tell Erdle May I said bye to you.
371
00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:17,303
Rossy, come back now.
372
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:23,796
Rossy, you out there?
373
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:29,308
Tommy, pick up the damn radio!
374
00:22:57,734 --> 00:23:00,488
Going after him, aren't you, Sheriff?
375
00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:02,508
Going after who, Hank?
376
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,458
The God damn spaceman!
377
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,678
It's like I told Tommy
earlier, I saw a green man
378
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,448
with a fish bowl on his head,
digging the hole off the back
379
00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:09,798
of Montgomery Lawson's place.
380
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,268
Then, he jumped into some sort
381
00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:13,488
of flying space capsule and flew off!
382
00:23:13,530 --> 00:23:15,858
Hank, I believe the only
thing you've seen tonight is
383
00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,450
the bottom of a whiskey bottle.
384
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,610
Well, I do like to
drink a little, Sheriff.
385
00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:22,813
Okay, a lot.
386
00:23:22,855 --> 00:23:24,798
But I know what I saw!
387
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:29,598
Well, what you say is
true, make room in there.
388
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,993
I always get my man.
389
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,878
Ain't no man, Sheriff!
390
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,598
Well, hot dog.
391
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,693
Ruby Jean?
392
00:25:01,343 --> 00:25:03,176
What a God damn waste.
393
00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:21,195
Did you do this to Ruby Jean?
394
00:25:21,237 --> 00:25:23,388
You bastard!
395
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,100
Curious.
396
00:27:46,309 --> 00:27:47,888
Remarkable!
397
00:27:47,930 --> 00:27:51,890
They travel the universe
seeking new life forms!
398
00:27:55,596 --> 00:27:59,929
They're explorers!
399
00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:19,672
Jean?
400
00:28:23,322 --> 00:28:24,155
Jean!
401
00:28:41,105 --> 00:28:41,938
Jean!
402
00:28:42,795 --> 00:28:44,384
Jean!
403
00:28:44,426 --> 00:28:45,217
Jean!
404
00:28:46,587 --> 00:28:47,838
I'll get you out, Jean.
405
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,103
Hold on tight, Jean!
406
00:28:52,317 --> 00:28:54,248
Jean!
407
00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:58,503
Rossy, come in.
408
00:29:00,270 --> 00:29:03,865
Tommy, come in.
409
00:29:10,011 --> 00:29:10,844
Jean!
410
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:13,968
They're not explorers.
411
00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:15,320
They're conquerors!
412
00:29:19,285 --> 00:29:20,943
Wait one moment, Jean!
413
00:29:20,985 --> 00:29:23,152
I'll get you out of there.
414
00:30:11,923 --> 00:30:13,315
Hold tight, Jean.
415
00:30:13,357 --> 00:30:14,778
I will return.
416
00:30:31,528 --> 00:30:32,611
I'm going.
417
00:30:35,473 --> 00:30:37,473
I'm going with you.
418
00:30:42,490 --> 00:30:44,193
You're outta your minds.
419
00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:47,421
Then stay.
420
00:30:58,431 --> 00:31:00,303
Well, I'm obviously going with you.
421
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,628
Professor?
422
00:31:35,670 --> 00:31:36,855
What are you doing out here?
423
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,688
And what was that bright light I saw?
424
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,338
There's no time to explain.
425
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:43,668
There's a spaceship from
another world in that clearing,
426
00:31:43,710 --> 00:31:45,048
and if I'm correct,
427
00:31:45,090 --> 00:31:46,698
they intend to take over the Earth!
428
00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:47,958
Spaceship?
429
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,900
You're starting to sound like Gibbons.
430
00:31:50,838 --> 00:31:53,238
You've been sampling his corn liquor?
431
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,798
This is no time for jokes.
432
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,962
We need to act fast!
433
00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:01,713
What on earth?
434
00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:04,098
I can assure you, Sheriff,
435
00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:06,618
that sound you're
hearing is not of this earth.
436
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:08,163
Now, we must move quickly!
437
00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:10,364
Well, lead the way.
438
00:32:27,649 --> 00:32:29,748
Is that Gibbons?
439
00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:30,581
What's left of him.
440
00:32:30,623 --> 00:32:32,178
Where in the hell's his head?
441
00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:34,250
You haven't been listening. Sheriff.
442
00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:37,608
Under no circumstances
must we allow that ship
443
00:32:37,650 --> 00:32:38,853
to leave this planet.
444
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:43,212
And if I'm correct,
445
00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:45,288
they won't be able to.
446
00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:46,488
Well, what's that supposed to be?
447
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:48,547
I think it's some sort of fuel cell.
448
00:32:48,589 --> 00:32:50,118
I'm not gonna wait and find out.
449
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,648
No, no, it's too risky!
450
00:32:51,690 --> 00:32:53,358
From what you've told me,
451
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,968
that ship is nothing but
bad news in every direction.
452
00:32:56,010 --> 00:32:58,818
My assistant, Jean
Lockyear, is on that craft.
453
00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:00,168
Okay, Wernher von Braun,
454
00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:02,298
what are we gonna do
about it?
455
00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:03,940
We need to come up with a plan
456
00:33:04,830 --> 00:33:06,700
to get that alien off that
457
00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:10,458
ship.
458
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,648
Quick, Sheriff, take your shot!
459
00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:14,268
We may not get another chance!
460
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:16,052
Only need one shot, Professor.
461
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:25,490
Sheriff!
462
00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:43,322
Professor!
463
00:33:43,364 --> 00:33:45,633
You must get that fuel cell!
464
00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:48,492
Get that fuel cell!
465
00:33:53,310 --> 00:33:54,528
Go for it, Eddie!
466
00:33:54,570 --> 00:33:55,488
I've got you covered.
467
00:33:55,530 --> 00:33:57,347
- Why do I gotta go?
- You're faster than me.
468
00:33:57,389 --> 00:33:59,560
And besides, I got a supinated gait.
469
00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:01,638
What does your front
gate gotta do with anything?
470
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,555
What? - What?
471
00:34:02,597 --> 00:34:03,925
You said front gate? - I'll do it.
472
00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:05,207
What? - No, I'll do it.
473
00:34:05,249 --> 00:34:06,200
I got it, okay?
474
00:34:06,242 --> 00:34:07,033
I got it.
475
00:34:26,253 --> 00:34:27,708
I'll distract him.
476
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:28,583
On three.
477
00:34:30,299 --> 00:34:33,608
One,
478
00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:34,483
two,
479
00:34:36,295 --> 00:34:37,132
three!
480
00:34:55,284 --> 00:34:56,075
Oh, sh-
481
00:34:58,307 --> 00:34:59,265
Chuck!
482
00:35:47,682 --> 00:35:48,864
No!
483
00:35:48,906 --> 00:35:51,839
Eddie!
484
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,688
What are we gonna do, Eddie?
485
00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:57,521
Where's it at?
486
00:35:57,563 --> 00:35:58,396
Where's my slingshot?
487
00:36:01,976 --> 00:36:03,836
Where's it at?
488
00:36:03,878 --> 00:36:05,295
Okay, okay, okay.
489
00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:07,542
We got one shot, okay.
490
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,578
Okay, I need another rock or something.
491
00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:17,787
Hurry!
492
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,668
Here!
493
00:36:22,710 --> 00:36:23,501
Take this.
494
00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:28,848
Eddie, hurry!
495
00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:29,973
You must act now.
496
00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:36,744
Steady.
497
00:36:36,786 --> 00:36:39,286
Come on.
498
00:36:39,328 --> 00:36:41,474
Steady.
499
00:37:10,231 --> 00:37:14,249
I hope you enjoyed your
time here in Beutter County,
500
00:37:15,390 --> 00:37:17,404
but now, it's time for you to go.
501
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:27,207
Bingo.
502
00:37:50,943 --> 00:37:52,412
Nice shot, Sheriff.
503
00:37:52,454 --> 00:37:54,897
Couldn't have done it
without the help of these kids.
504
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,343
Where do you think
he came from, Professor?
505
00:37:57,385 --> 00:38:00,105
He came from another world, Eddie.
506
00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:03,933
But he underestimated
our ability to fight back.
507
00:38:06,390 --> 00:38:07,818
Come, Sheriff,
508
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:09,687
let's get Jean off that ship.
509
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:21,773
Poor Chuck.
510
00:38:25,722 --> 00:38:27,831
I'm sorry for your loss, Eddie.
511
00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:29,508
Uh-huh.
512
00:38:38,527 --> 00:38:43,527
♪ I saw you shining in the night ♪
513
00:38:43,846 --> 00:38:47,170
♪ A silver hue ♪
514
00:38:47,212 --> 00:38:49,822
♪ Bright like a dream ♪
515
00:38:49,864 --> 00:38:52,112
♪ Oh, how you gleam ♪
516
00:38:52,154 --> 00:38:53,426
♪ What makes me gaze ♪
517
00:38:53,468 --> 00:38:55,489
You wanna go to the dance?
518
00:38:55,531 --> 00:38:56,708
♪ The way that I do ♪
519
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:59,035
It took you long enough to ask.
520
00:38:59,077 --> 00:39:02,910
♪ Oh, I'm so in love with you ♪
521
00:39:10,318 --> 00:39:13,705
♪ With every twinkle ♪
522
00:39:13,747 --> 00:39:15,980
♪ My heart sighs ♪
523
00:39:16,022 --> 00:39:21,022
♪ In your glow, the world feels new ♪
524
00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:23,977
♪ So close, yet far ♪
525
00:39:24,019 --> 00:39:26,483
♪ My evening star ♪
526
00:39:26,525 --> 00:39:31,525
♪ Holding me tight the way lovers do ♪
527
00:39:32,783 --> 00:39:37,116
♪ Old fool, my heart belongs to you ♪
528
00:41:20,516 --> 00:41:23,922
♪ So let's run, run around all night long ♪
529
00:41:23,964 --> 00:41:25,514
♪ Hit the town ♪
530
00:41:25,556 --> 00:41:27,294
♪ What on earth could go wrong ♪
531
00:41:27,336 --> 00:41:28,908
♪ Run around ♪
532
00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:30,836
♪ Hope I'm not coming off strong ♪
533
00:41:30,878 --> 00:41:32,652
♪ Feel the sound, boogie down ♪
534
00:41:32,694 --> 00:41:34,143
♪ Dance to the very last song ♪
535
00:41:34,185 --> 00:41:36,821
♪ So let's run, run all night long ♪
536
00:41:36,863 --> 00:41:38,619
♪ Run around all night long ♪
537
00:42:00,475 --> 00:42:02,758
♪ Well, we'll hop in my car ♪
538
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,051
♪ It's a shiny new thing ♪
539
00:42:04,093 --> 00:42:06,176
♪ We'll cruise on down the avenue ♪
540
00:42:06,218 --> 00:42:07,230
♪ Just you and me ♪
541
00:42:07,272 --> 00:42:09,337
♪ While the neon signs flicker ♪
542
00:42:09,379 --> 00:42:11,293
♪ Do like this all night ♪
543
00:42:11,335 --> 00:42:13,095
♪ I'll pull you close ♪
544
00:42:13,137 --> 00:42:14,618
♪ Yeah, you feel so right ♪
545
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:18,733
♪ So let's run, run around all night long ♪
546
00:42:18,775 --> 00:42:20,728
♪ Hit the town, fool around ♪
547
00:42:20,770 --> 00:42:22,385
♪ What on earth could go wrong ♪
548
00:42:22,427 --> 00:42:25,734
♪ Run around, hope I'm
not coming off strong ♪
549
00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:26,993
♪ Feel the sound, boogie down ♪
550
00:42:27,035 --> 00:42:29,076
♪ Dance to the very last song ♪
551
00:42:29,118 --> 00:42:34,042
♪ So let's run around all
night, run around all night long ♪
552
00:42:35,793 --> 00:42:38,476
♪ You can give me the shakes ♪
553
00:42:38,518 --> 00:42:40,894
♪ Oh, yes, kissin' at the drive in ♪
554
00:42:40,936 --> 00:42:42,711
♪ We'll be out past midnight ♪
555
00:42:42,753 --> 00:42:44,400
♪ Oh, a tank full of gas ♪
556
00:42:44,442 --> 00:42:47,559
♪ Ooh, yeah, let's go everywhere ♪
557
00:42:47,601 --> 00:42:49,374
♪ We got no where to be ♪
558
00:43:05,007 --> 00:43:10,007
♪ So let's run, run around all night long ♪
559
00:43:11,191 --> 00:43:14,509
♪ So let's run, run around all night long ♪
560
00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:16,411
♪ Hit the town, fool around ♪
561
00:43:16,453 --> 00:43:18,032
♪ What on earth could go wrong ♪
562
00:43:18,074 --> 00:43:21,438
♪ Run around, hope I'm
not coming off strong ♪
563
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,276
♪ Feel the sound ♪
564
00:43:23,318 --> 00:43:25,151
One, two, three!
565
00:43:27,585 --> 00:43:30,134
♪ Run around all night long ♪
566
00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:34,734
Go!
567
00:43:34,776 --> 00:43:36,659
Get back, Dan. - Fuck!
568
00:43:49,396 --> 00:43:50,910
Holy shit!
569
00:43:57,889 --> 00:44:00,738
♪ The neon lights are calling ♪
570
00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:03,839
♪ The city, she's alive ♪
571
00:44:03,881 --> 00:44:06,682
♪ I'm feeling good, let's stomp some wood ♪
572
00:44:06,724 --> 00:44:10,989
♪ Let's boogie and let's jive ♪
573
00:44:11,031 --> 00:44:14,593
♪ The band sure is a playing fast ♪
574
00:44:14,635 --> 00:44:17,727
♪ And the beer is oh so cold ♪
575
00:44:17,769 --> 00:44:20,789
♪ I'm feeling tight, we're
going to swing all night ♪
576
00:44:20,831 --> 00:44:25,564
♪ Get hotter than that
stove ♪
577
00:44:25,606 --> 00:44:28,454
♪ We're going out tonight,
'til the morning light ♪
578
00:44:28,496 --> 00:44:31,499
♪ Gonna paint this town red ♪
579
00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:33,260
♪ We're going to have a ball ♪
580
00:44:33,302 --> 00:44:38,001
♪ Stomp the wall, get
liquored and get fed ♪
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