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Honey, I'm home.

A meteor three
times the size of Earth

is heading towards
us in a collision course

that will result
in the extinction

of all life on this planet.

This just in... "No, it's not."

Oh, good.

Ah, wrestling.

An awesome display of power.

Don't you touch
that remote control.

Don't you pick that up.

You turn off that television,

you're gonna be one
sorry little dinosaur.

I'm sorry!

Give me that back.

Story.

No story.

Story!

No story! Give me that back!

Once upon a time,
dinosaurs didn't have families.

They lived in the woods
and ate their children.

It was a golden age.

Then what?

Then one day, not long ago,

daddy dinosaurs
and mommy dinosaurs

started getting married

and living in houses

and raising children.

And lived happily ever after.

Well, that was the idea.

What happened?

Some dinosaurs wondered if
they were doing the right thing.

I wanna be in the story.

You are,

but it starts before
you were born.

Your mother was
cooking dinner, as usual,

and dinner was trying
to escape, as usual.

Why don't you show us
what's coming up next.

Housewives, tired
of chasing dinner

all over the house?

You'll want this beautiful
32-piece cookware set

featuring the new
creature screen.

Hey, lady, you might
want to see this.

Well, Arlene, we've
got 700,000 left.

At the rate they're going...

Hmm.

Huh?

Fran, I'm home. I'm hungry.

Oh! I'm stuck in the door again.

Earl, they are selling the most
wonderful thing here on TV.

Why is there not
dinner on the table?

- Yikes!
- Hey!

Whoa!

Was that dinner?

Did dinner just run out of here?

They've got new pots and
pans with creature screens.

If you love me,
you'll get them for me.

Do you love me?

I just got home.

There's nothing in here.

There's no dinner,
no vegetables.

Dinner ate the vegetables.

And then just left like
that, without coffee?

Well, he's never coming back.

Hi, Daddy. How was your day?

Not a dime, Charlene.

Daddy, can't I even say hello

without you thinking
that I want something?

A sweater. I just
want a sweater.

I just want dinner.

It don't look good
for either of us.

You can have a
frozen dinner, Earl.

We've got a frozen
dinner right here.

Hey, frozen dinner.
Oh, that's great!

I come home to a frozen dinner

on today of all days.

Obviously, you
forget what today is.

It's paycheck day.

Paycheck day, the
day I get my check,

and it says how much I make.

I'm sorry, Daddy.

I'll set the table.

And, uh, your apology
would go... how?

Pots and pans

to cook your dinner with.

Dinner for you.

Gee, I don't know where
my apology should begin.

Aw, come on, honey, you
know I'd buy you the moon.

I just want the pots.

- No. Uh-uh.
- Why not?

Because for once,
there's something I want.

It's unbelievable that I should
want to spend my money

on something for me,

something I no longer
feel I can be without.

What's that?

A 90-inch television set.

Earl Snead Sinclair!

Oh, God. My whole name.

I am your wife.

And I'm the mighty megalosaurus!

The king of the dinosaurs!

The thunder lizard!

If the thunder lizard wants
a 90-inch television set,

he's gonna get a
90-inch television set!

So, what do you
have to say about that?

The tyrannosaurus rex
is king of the dinosaurs.

That's debatable.

No, it's not.

I dated one in high school.

Ooh.

This whole going to
school concept doesn't work.

Here's my report card.
See you around the swamp.

Ow! I knew it.

Says here you
don't apply yourself.

Says you've got potential.

That's a cheap
motivational ploy.

What, you don't see
through that? Ow!

I knew it.

Look, I'm having a hard
time with numbers and dates.

Why?

If this is the year 60,000,003,

why is next year 60,000,002?

Why count backwards?
What are we waiting for?

Uh...

Frannie?

Maybe you ask
too many questions.

School's not for
asking questions.

It's a place you go to
be out of this house.

Maybe we should consider
hiring Robbie a tutor.

Could we get Connie DeSalvo?

I could be motivated
to study with her.

Come on, Earl. How
much could a tutor cost?

Exactly the same price
as a 90-inch television.

Because that's the
way my life works.

And I'm not giving up my TV

just because he's not
working up to his potential.

Dad, I'm begging you to
understand, I have no potential.

Come on, Earl, you
know the right thing to do.

The right thing to do.

Potential.

- Am I in the story yet?
- I'm getting to you.

What happened next?

I went to work.

Why?

Because your mother makes me.

- Am I at work?
- No.

- Am I at work?
- No.

- Am I at work?
- Yes. Yes.

No, I'm not.

Let's start the swamp.

We need three men!

Morning, Ed.

Morning, Sid.

Why is the right
thing always the one

where I have to
spend all my money

on nothing I get?

Why does my life
have to be like this?

Well, now, isn't this the
choice you made, pally boy?

Getting married,
having a wife and kids

and not eating 'em?

This is new, experimental stuff.

For once I'd like
money in my pocket

after my family spends
every cent I've got.

Then you better
march into that trailer

and ask Richfield for a raise.

Oh, well, I don't normally
talk to Mr. Richfield.

And why not?

Well, he's... I'm just
a regular tree pusher,

and he's executive supervisor.

Have you recently seen
the size of his teeth?

That just may be, Earl,

but this is for your family
now, for your future.

So, Roy, do you really think
the boss would give me a raise?

Yeah. You gave this company
the best years of your life.

Yeah! Well, maybe
not the best years

but certainly the
least miserable years

of a generally crummy
time I'm having.

That's the spirit.

Maybe I should go
in there right now.

Thatta boy, Mr. Stand
Up to the Boss Sinclair.

I'm gonna give that
guy what's what.

You're gonna tell
him where to get off.

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Uh, wanna come in with me?

No. Big teeth.

Mm-hm-hmm. Hm.

Uh, excuse me. Mr. Richfield?

Ow!

Oh, God.

Why aren't you out there
knocking down trees?!

You're right. I should be.

I'm leaving. I'm getting
out of here. Thank you.

I have a family, Mr. Richfield.

I can't afford to get
my wife a present,

and I can't afford
to buy my children

the things I'd like to.

Tree pushers get $4 an hour.

Well, I need a raise.

Sinclair, you dog.

Twenty years you work here.

I never would have figured
you had it in you to take me on!

But take me on you do,

mano a mano, one-on-one.

That's guts ball, Sinclair.

I like a guy who
plays guts ball. Like it!

Ah!

Oh, well, thank you, sir.

I guess I'm going to have to
take your ultimatum seriously,

aren't I?

I would appreciate that, sir.

A guy comes in here,
puts a gun to my head...

No, I meant no gun, sir.

Must be prepared
to back up his threat!

So I'm gonna ask you,

you want a raise or what?

Uh... or not.

What puts you in a position to
come in here with your demands?

Well, I got a wife and a family.

Well, where is this my fault?

I'm not blaming you.

Then why do I have
to pay for your family?

I just need more money.

The way I see it, you
don't need more money.

You need less family!

But I love my family.

Well, obviously you do,

since you're ready to
quit your job for them.

- What?
- You face me down,

demand more money, I
ain't gonna give it to you.

So you got no
alternative but to say...

- I'm sorry.
- I quit!

I quit?

Oh, well, sorry to
lose you, Sinclair.

All these years...

But, sir, I like this company.

I always dreamed I'd go
somewhere with this company.

Don't dream, Sinclair.

No dreams for you.

You are what you are.

That's all you're ever gonna be,

except not with this company.

Best thing for you to
do is realize that now.

Best thing in the
world. You'll thank me.

- But, sir...
- Thank me!

Uh, thank you ever
so... Mr... Uh, goodbye.

What a day.

How was your day, dear?

Compared to what, Fran?

Compared to walking off
a cliff, falling 10,000 feet,

but living just long enough

to see that first vulture swoop
down and pick out my eyes?

It's a tie. Give me a beer.

- No, no!
- Please!

Mine, mine, mine!

Aw!

Well, I had a rather
interesting day.

Do you want to
know about my day?

Frances, I'm done
raising the kids.

They're 12 and 14. They're done.

I figure whatever they're
gonna be, they're it.

You really should ask
me about my day, Earl.

Look, Fran, I say this
with all love and everything,

but I don't give a
damn about your day.

Ask me about my day.

Frances, nothing that
happened in your little day

has any impact on how I'm
gonna live the rest of my life.

Oh, yeah?

That better be breakfast.

So, Mom, stop me if I'm being,
like, insensitive or anything,

but you and Dad can
still have children?

Looks like you're just
going to have to stop thinking

of your father and me as a
couple of old dinosaurs, huh?

Did you and Daddy
really want another baby?

Charlene, we feel the
same way about this egg

as we felt about Robbie and you.

How the hell could
this have happen?

Gee, Daddy, Just when you've
almost got us out of the house,

you go ahead and
have another baby.

Yeah, and this baby won't
leave for college till it's 18,

which pretty much covers
your allotted life span.

So you're either the world's
most dedicated father...

Or not.

In my 60s, Fran.

I'm gonna be in my 60s

before I get my life back.

Unless there's
nothing in that egg.

What?

Have you held
it up to the light?

Oh, don't be silly.

How do you know it's not a
dud? It happens all the time!

We had three duds
before Charlene.

We had two duds and Robbie.

I'm saying!

Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm having
an anxiety attack here, Fran.

Maybe I don't need to because
maybe there's nothing in there.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Not that I'm saying anything bad

about the virtues
of family life,

but, oh, jeez, you're
killing me, Fran.

What I'm trying to say

is that life holds such
enormous possibilities,

as long as there's
nothing in there.

Sweetheart, what do you think

about doing the walls
of the baby's room

in a cute little dancing
caveman motif?

You know cavemen
are all the rage

with the little ones,
right, sweetheart?

Earl? Earl?

You took a walk?

I took a long walk.

Because of me?

- Because of a lot of things.
- But mostly me.

Remember I told you that
dinosaurs lived in the forest

- a long time ago?
- Me.

And how we came
out of the forest

to get married
and have families?

Am I in the story yet?

I went back to the forest

to see if we were right.

I'm gonna bite you now.

OK, this is it,

the wilderness of my ancestors,

where my spirit belongs
and my soul longs to be.

Jeez, it's cold!

So what?

Small price to pay

for the freedom to
do whatever I want.

Whoa, sack-time.

Hey, what am I
looking for, a bed?

The ground is my bed.

The rocks are my pillows,

and my blanket
is the freezing air.

This is nuts!

How could wild dinosaurs
get any sleep out here?

Wh-what? Ooh!

OK, halt! Who goes there?

Just come out with your hands up

and offer me your meaty portions

because you have
stumbled into the lair

of the mighty
megalosaurus, the...

- Oh.
- You!

Do we know each other?

Yeah, know each other.

In fact, my main
course last night

was supposed to be "you stew."

But right now, I'm gonna settle
for "come-as-you-are tartare."

Well, if you plan on eating me,

please, go ahead, you'd
be doing me a favor, actually.

What do you mean?

I used to live here,
right on this spot.

There used to be a tree,
and I lived in it with my family.

Now, some idiot
knocked over these trees.

I know my insurance
doesn't cover that.

I don't know where
my family went.

Look, just eat me and
get it over with, will you?

That's awfully sporting
of you there, uh...

Arthur. Arthur Rizzic.

Earl. Earl Sinclair.

- How you doing?
- Glad to know ya.

I'll let you in on
something, Rizzic.

You're better off
being rid of your family.

Oh, sure. Family's one of
civilization's worst ideas.

You support them,

you put food on the table...

No offense there, Rizzic.

None taken.

And what do they do for you?

They get you fired

from the only thing
you were ever good at.

You knocked all
these trees down?

Yeah. And I done you
a favor there, Rizzic.

Now without your family,

you're wild and
untamed and free, huh?

Earl, maybe I've just
got a different perspective

from my place in the food chain.

What do you mean?

If I was a big dinosaur like you

and everybody respected
and listened to me...

Everybody listens to you, right?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Then maybe I
wouldn't need a family.

But to tell you the truth, my
family's all that listens to me.

My house is the only
place where I'm the boss.

So without your family...

I'm completely nothing,

just alone out here in the cold.

Of course, your
kind rules the world,

so you wouldn't understand.

Uh, no, no, of course not.

I rule the world.
I'm the mighty...

Uh... whatever.

So why don't you just devour me,

and let's call it a night.

Uh, yeah, yeah. OK.

OK.

Get out of here.

Huh?

Get out of here!

- I won't forget this.
- Yeah!

I'm too tired to eat!

There's no ketchup.

There's no beverage.

Oh, this stinks!

Oh, let me just sit down and die

because I'm just
a total disgrace

to my ancestors.

What's that?

That smells like...

It is!

That's Fran's mastodon surprise!

Out here in the wilderness!

I'm saved! Oh!

Huh?

Hey! Hey!

Whoa!

Ohh!

I could've made it out here.

Of course, dear.

So, what's for dessert?

Chocolate hippo cake at home.

Ooh!

Uh, how you doing
there, Mr. Richfield, sir?

Pursuant to the matter of
severing me from my job,

I thought there might be
the matter of severance pay.

Get back to work, Sinclair.

You've had a change
of heart, my captain?

No. I've had a report
from my new assistant.

How you doing?

No family. Here
all day and night.

Nowhere else to go.

Perfect executive material.

Did you put Sinclair's name
back on the active roster?

Yes, sir, and I put him
down for a raise in salary.

How much?

Uh, imperceptible.

Done.

You were gonna be my dinner.
Now you're my boss' assistant.

And I've got to treat you
with respect and deference.

Wow, I can't eat you at all.

Oh, boy, kind of funny, huh?

Get back to work, Sinclair.

Yes, sir, Mr. Rizzic. Yes, sir.

What a world.

Oh, the baby want to come
out soon? Oh, the baby...

Hey, Fran, take a look at this.

Earl, a paycheck!

Note the imperceptible raise.

Well, your career is taking off,

you've got a wonderful
family to come home to.

Are you a happy dinosaur, Earl?

I think I am, Fran,

because now I
realize what's special

about being head
of the household.

What's that, dear?

Robbie! Charlene!
Get your tails in here!

This is your father talking,

the king of the whole house.

You see, Fran,

I learned something
during my time in the woods.

No matter how low
you are in this world,

as long as you have a
family to come home to,

well, they're lower.

It isn't often I get to see
the sentimental side of you.

All right, look, I'm
gonna say this one time.

It's only natural
in a dinosaur's life

to go off alone one day

and wonder what things
would have been like

if he had traveled
a different road.

But you know what?

I take a look at all of us,

and I hope nothing ever happens

to change the way we are.

Oh, God.

Oh, God!

- Ta-da!
- Aah!

Aah!

Ohh! Ooh!

Whoa! I'm on the floor.

Uh-oh!

Lots of feet. Can't get up!

Oh, it's adorable.

Whoa! I'm naked.

Who's the mama?
Where's the mama?

Come here, you sweet thing.

Oh, hi! How you doing? How
you doing? How you doing?

Earl, this is your baby.

Baby, this is your daddy.

Hi, I'm the baby, brand-new,

just out, gotta love me.

Come on, gotta love me.

Daddy.

That was a good story,

especially me.

Yeah, that's the way
you came into this world,

and someday, it
will all belong to you

because you and your
brother and your sister

were all born dinosaurs,

and dinosaurs rule the world.

Hmm.

Aha!

Ah!

Ah, ha!

- Ah! Ha-ha!
- Ah!

And we're gonna
rule the world forever.

Ahh.