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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,975 --> 00:00:23,908 Well, trail herd delivered top price for our beef, 2 00:00:23,975 --> 00:00:24,775 beautiful San Francisco weather. 3 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:26,241 What more could we ask? 4 00:00:26,307 --> 00:00:27,841 Well, a few days out of the saddle. 5 00:00:27,908 --> 00:00:29,142 By golly, we'll have that, too. 6 00:00:29,207 --> 00:00:31,508 Listen, as a change from Hop Sing's chuck wagon, 7 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:33,608 I'm throwing a little supper party tonight. 8 00:00:33,675 --> 00:00:35,042 Oysters, steak, champagne, the works. 9 00:00:35,108 --> 00:00:36,142 (cheering) 10 00:00:36,207 --> 00:00:37,341 And after that, after that, 11 00:00:37,408 --> 00:00:39,142 five days for all of us in San Francisco 12 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,941 with nothing to do but have a good time. 13 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:42,441 Hot dog! 14 00:00:42,508 --> 00:00:44,641 Pa, that's what I've been waiting to hear you say. 15 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:45,941 What's the matter, Johnny? 16 00:00:46,008 --> 00:00:47,975 Mr. Cartwright, I think you made a mistake here. 17 00:00:48,042 --> 00:00:50,075 What's that? I got too much pay. 18 00:00:50,142 --> 00:00:51,341 No, no, you haven't. 19 00:00:51,408 --> 00:00:53,341 You and Hamp both deserve a bonus. 20 00:00:53,408 --> 00:00:55,275 Now you're gonna have a good time, but remember, 21 00:00:55,342 --> 00:00:56,575 this is not the Ponderosa, 22 00:00:56,642 --> 00:00:58,342 it's San Francisco, so be careful. 23 00:00:58,409 --> 00:01:00,542 Thanks, boss, but don't worry about us. 24 00:01:00,609 --> 00:01:03,208 After riding trail with these boys of yours, 25 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:05,509 this town is gonna seem downright tame. 26 00:01:05,575 --> 00:01:06,909 Hey, thanks a lot. 27 00:01:06,976 --> 00:01:08,043 Come on, Hamp. 28 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,776 Don't be late for supper. 29 00:01:09,842 --> 00:01:11,876 Fine boys. 30 00:01:11,942 --> 00:01:14,208 Well, with hands like Johnny and Hamp, 31 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,475 we won't have any trouble running the Ponderosa. 32 00:01:16,542 --> 00:01:18,575 Come on, let's get back to the hotel. 33 00:01:18,642 --> 00:01:19,676 Let's have some fun. 34 00:01:26,043 --> 00:01:30,109 Hamp, I'm beginning to like this San Francisco town. 35 00:01:30,175 --> 00:01:32,877 You know something? You know what I'm gonna do? 36 00:01:32,943 --> 00:01:34,977 I'm gonna buy that sweet wife of mine 37 00:01:35,044 --> 00:01:37,077 a whole bolt of Chinese silk. 38 00:01:37,144 --> 00:01:38,710 Silk? 39 00:01:38,777 --> 00:01:40,077 Did you say silk? 40 00:01:40,144 --> 00:01:41,810 I said silk. 41 00:01:41,877 --> 00:01:44,276 Nothing too good for that sweet wife of mine. 42 00:01:44,343 --> 00:01:46,677 Gentlemen, I just happened to overhear. 43 00:01:46,743 --> 00:01:48,677 Now as you see by my card, 44 00:01:48,743 --> 00:01:50,243 I'm a silk merchant. 45 00:01:50,309 --> 00:01:51,443 And I just happen to have 46 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:53,376 a brand-new shipment from the Orient. 47 00:01:53,443 --> 00:01:55,110 It's the home of the silkworm. 48 00:01:55,176 --> 00:01:57,010 Now if you'll follow me to my establishment... 49 00:01:57,077 --> 00:01:59,176 Why sure, neighbor. 50 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:10,444 Yes, gentlemen, right back here-- 51 00:02:10,511 --> 00:02:13,744 I have my shop because it's wholesale. 52 00:02:13,811 --> 00:02:16,778 Right this way, gentlemen. 53 00:02:20,277 --> 00:02:22,344 I hope Shanghai Pete takes 'em off my hands. 54 00:02:22,411 --> 00:02:24,511 That ship sails for Hong Kong at midnight. 55 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,145 Take 'em in, boys. 56 00:02:39,045 --> 00:02:41,978 (theme song playing) 57 00:03:27,346 --> 00:03:29,212 (humming tune) 58 00:03:38,813 --> 00:03:41,579 That's very strange. 59 00:03:41,646 --> 00:03:43,479 Johnny and Hamp should be here by now. 60 00:03:43,546 --> 00:03:44,746 Don't worry about them two, Pa, 61 00:03:44,813 --> 00:03:46,212 they'll be here. 62 00:03:46,279 --> 00:03:48,379 They ain't gonna turn down free oysters and champagne, 63 00:03:48,446 --> 00:03:49,680 I'll guarantee you. 64 00:03:49,746 --> 00:03:50,946 JOE: He's right, Pa. 65 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,946 Hey, you know, I feel kind of guilty. 66 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:56,280 Huh? Why? 67 00:03:56,347 --> 00:03:58,881 Well, here we are having ourselves a big time 68 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,014 while Adam's home working himself to death. 69 00:04:01,081 --> 00:04:02,081 Oh? 70 00:04:02,148 --> 00:04:03,547 Yeah, doggone it, I do too, Pa. 71 00:04:03,614 --> 00:04:04,947 Really? 72 00:04:05,014 --> 00:04:07,048 Well, it's too bad you boys didn't think about that 73 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,247 before you rigged those straws you drew 74 00:04:09,313 --> 00:04:11,947 to see who'd come on this trip. 75 00:04:12,014 --> 00:04:13,313 Hey, Pa... 76 00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:16,347 What about Hop Sing? Is he gonna come along? 77 00:04:16,414 --> 00:04:17,814 Oh, I doubt that very much. 78 00:04:17,881 --> 00:04:19,247 He's got a hundred relatives in town 79 00:04:19,313 --> 00:04:20,814 he wants to visit. 80 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:23,280 Wish old Hamp and Johnny'd hurry up and get back. 81 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,547 After supper, me and Little Joe sort of figured 82 00:04:25,614 --> 00:04:27,213 we'd go over to one of them places 83 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,747 where they got them good-looking waiter gals. 84 00:04:28,814 --> 00:04:30,014 Yeah, now you're talking, brother. 85 00:04:30,081 --> 00:04:31,281 (mocking tone): "Now you're talking, brother." 86 00:04:31,348 --> 00:04:34,214 If you think I'm gonna let you and Little Joe 87 00:04:34,281 --> 00:04:35,948 wander around the Barbary Coast at night alone, 88 00:04:36,015 --> 00:04:37,581 you've got yourself another think coming. 89 00:04:37,648 --> 00:04:38,782 This is San Francisco-- 90 00:04:38,848 --> 00:04:41,149 it's a big city and it's a wild city. 91 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,115 Yeah, but, Pa, you let Hamp and Johnny go. 92 00:04:43,181 --> 00:04:44,481 Well, you're not Hamp and Johnny. 93 00:04:44,548 --> 00:04:45,948 Haven't you ever heard of shanghaiing? 94 00:04:46,015 --> 00:04:48,281 Yeah, it's got something to do with sailors, doesn't it? 95 00:04:48,348 --> 00:04:49,915 You know, there isn't a ship in this harbor 96 00:04:49,982 --> 00:04:50,982 that isn't short of sailors. 97 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:52,281 You could be slugged over the head 98 00:04:52,348 --> 00:04:53,348 and on your way to Singapore 99 00:04:53,415 --> 00:04:54,648 before you ever knew what happened. 100 00:04:54,715 --> 00:04:56,715 Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal to me. 101 00:04:56,782 --> 00:04:58,115 Oh... No, really, 102 00:04:58,181 --> 00:04:59,848 I hear there's a lot of good-looking women in Singapore. 103 00:04:59,915 --> 00:05:01,448 In Singapore, but not on board a ship. 104 00:05:01,515 --> 00:05:03,815 And how'd you like to eat nothing more than sour salt pork 105 00:05:03,882 --> 00:05:04,915 for more than a year? 106 00:05:04,982 --> 00:05:07,249 I wouldn't like that. No, I guess not. 107 00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:08,616 You boys take care of yourselves. 108 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,315 This is San Francisco, it isn't the Ponderosa. 109 00:05:10,382 --> 00:05:11,315 (knocking) 110 00:05:11,382 --> 00:05:12,449 There's Hamp and Johnny now. 111 00:05:12,516 --> 00:05:14,016 It's about time. 112 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:18,050 Oh, Hop Sing. 113 00:05:18,116 --> 00:05:20,549 I thought you were with your relatives. 114 00:05:22,349 --> 00:05:23,516 Something wrong, Hop Sing? 115 00:05:23,582 --> 00:05:25,382 Not know for sure. 116 00:05:25,449 --> 00:05:29,282 #3 cousin-- he see two cowboys go in alley, 117 00:05:29,349 --> 00:05:31,616 hit on head, not come out. 118 00:05:31,683 --> 00:05:33,282 Cousin come quick, tell Hop Sing. 119 00:05:33,349 --> 00:05:35,516 Think maybe it's Mr. Hamp 120 00:05:35,582 --> 00:05:36,716 and Mr. Johnny. 121 00:05:36,783 --> 00:05:38,116 Hamp and Johnny? 122 00:05:38,182 --> 00:05:40,150 Wait a minute, what makes you think 123 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,382 it might be Hamp and Johnny? 124 00:05:41,449 --> 00:05:43,550 They not in hotel room. 125 00:05:45,316 --> 00:05:48,183 Pa, maybe Hoss and I ought check on it. 126 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,117 I think we'll all check it. 127 00:05:56,617 --> 00:05:58,717 They're probably just over in some saloon 128 00:05:58,784 --> 00:06:00,750 having themselves a good time. 129 00:06:05,117 --> 00:06:08,984 Four more before midnight if you want to get paid. 130 00:06:09,051 --> 00:06:11,417 That'll be all, boys. 131 00:06:21,451 --> 00:06:24,018 Cowboys. 132 00:06:24,085 --> 00:06:26,085 (spits) 133 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:29,518 What can I do to make 'em look more like sailors? 134 00:06:37,818 --> 00:06:39,584 Hoss, any luck? 135 00:06:39,651 --> 00:06:41,184 Not a bit, Pa. 136 00:06:41,251 --> 00:06:42,418 Any luck? 137 00:06:42,484 --> 00:06:43,751 Nothing. 138 00:06:43,818 --> 00:06:45,184 Well, I'm going to the police. 139 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,118 Hey, listen, do you mind if Hoss and I 140 00:06:47,184 --> 00:06:48,718 have a look around some more? 141 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:51,052 Well, I guess it doesn't take four of us 142 00:06:51,118 --> 00:06:52,685 to talk to a policeman. 143 00:06:52,751 --> 00:06:54,285 Just a moment now. 144 00:06:54,352 --> 00:06:55,686 Remember this is not the Ponderosa, 145 00:06:55,752 --> 00:06:57,919 so you two stay out of trouble, do you understand? 146 00:06:57,986 --> 00:07:00,218 Pa, you know us better than that. Yeah. 147 00:07:00,285 --> 00:07:01,352 Yeah. 148 00:07:01,419 --> 00:07:02,185 Come on. 149 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,452 (drunkenly humming tune) 150 00:07:13,086 --> 00:07:15,719 Are you the man in charge here? 151 00:07:15,786 --> 00:07:17,086 What can I do for you? 152 00:07:17,153 --> 00:07:19,986 Uh, my name is Cartwright, Ben Cartwright. 153 00:07:20,053 --> 00:07:22,485 I just drove a herd of cattle across the Sierra. 154 00:07:22,552 --> 00:07:24,619 Well, San Francisco can certainly use 155 00:07:24,686 --> 00:07:26,053 a decent beefsteak. 156 00:07:26,119 --> 00:07:29,285 Sergeant, I didn't come here to discuss beefsteaks. 157 00:07:29,352 --> 00:07:31,353 Two of my top hands have disappeared. 158 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:33,820 Well, it does happen. 159 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:38,687 Is this or isn't it the San Francisco police department? 160 00:07:38,753 --> 00:07:41,154 It's exactly that. 161 00:07:41,219 --> 00:07:43,987 I just told you, two of my top hands have disappeared 162 00:07:44,054 --> 00:07:45,553 and I've come here for help. 163 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:47,920 I suppose you expect me to drop everything 164 00:07:47,987 --> 00:07:49,453 and go find them, hmm? 165 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,553 Yes, that's exactly it. 166 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:54,887 Mr. Cartwright, men are always disappearing in this city. 167 00:07:54,953 --> 00:07:57,920 And you do nothing to try to find out what happened to them? 168 00:07:57,987 --> 00:08:01,020 Do you realize how many policemen it would take 169 00:08:01,087 --> 00:08:03,253 to keep an eye on ever shanghai hideout 170 00:08:03,319 --> 00:08:04,620 on the Barbary Coast? 171 00:08:04,687 --> 00:08:05,987 Well, Sergeant, I'm not interested 172 00:08:06,054 --> 00:08:07,854 in how many men it would take. 173 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,021 I came here for help. 174 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:11,988 Mr. Cartwright, this is a seaport. 175 00:08:12,055 --> 00:08:14,155 Ships come here from all over the world. 176 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:15,554 Ships need sailors. 177 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,921 Sailors, yes, but not cowboys. 178 00:08:17,988 --> 00:08:21,155 You'd be surprised how many cowboys become sailors. 179 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:24,155 Now I suggest that you do as all the ship captains do 180 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,220 when they find themselves shorthanded-- 181 00:08:26,287 --> 00:08:29,387 set out and find yourself a new crew. 182 00:08:29,454 --> 00:08:31,621 Do-do you sit here 183 00:08:31,688 --> 00:08:34,854 and condone the buying and selling of human beings? 184 00:08:34,921 --> 00:08:37,721 I don't condone it, but I don't have enough men 185 00:08:37,788 --> 00:08:39,220 to do anything about it, 186 00:08:39,287 --> 00:08:41,587 so I accept it as an unfortunate fact. 187 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,722 Now please, if you'll excuse me. 188 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:47,188 All right, Sergeant, you mark my words-- 189 00:08:47,255 --> 00:08:49,188 I'm gonna find those two men of mine 190 00:08:49,255 --> 00:08:51,321 with or without your help. 191 00:08:51,388 --> 00:08:53,522 All right, you go right ahead. 192 00:08:53,588 --> 00:08:56,822 But I warn you-- look out. 193 00:09:02,388 --> 00:09:04,355 Hey, we're getting pretty close to that waterfront, ain't we? 194 00:09:04,422 --> 00:09:05,488 Figure it out. 195 00:09:05,555 --> 00:09:06,955 If you were going to shanghai somebody 196 00:09:07,022 --> 00:09:08,955 and put 'em on a ship, where would you take 'em, 197 00:09:09,022 --> 00:09:09,789 out on the desert? 198 00:09:09,855 --> 00:09:10,955 What do you keep talking about 199 00:09:11,022 --> 00:09:11,955 shanghaiing for, Little Joe? 200 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:13,689 You know as well as I do, that... 201 00:09:13,755 --> 00:09:15,188 Hamp and Johnny are right around here 202 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,422 in some of these little joints. 203 00:09:16,488 --> 00:09:17,955 The only thing is, these bartenders 204 00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:20,356 don't seem to want to give out much information, do they? 205 00:09:20,423 --> 00:09:22,589 That's 'cause they're all in cahoots. 206 00:09:22,656 --> 00:09:23,456 Aw, quit worrying. 207 00:09:23,523 --> 00:09:24,890 Come on. 208 00:09:24,956 --> 00:09:26,923 Now wait a minute, wait a minute. 209 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:28,756 We're not going to get anywhere this way. 210 00:09:28,823 --> 00:09:30,856 Hoss, why don't you cover that side of the street. 211 00:09:30,923 --> 00:09:31,823 I'll take this side. 212 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:33,322 Hop Sing, go check with your cousins. 213 00:09:33,389 --> 00:09:34,356 See if they've seen anything. 214 00:09:34,423 --> 00:09:36,023 Not think it good you boys be here 215 00:09:36,090 --> 00:09:37,023 on Barbary Coast. 216 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,423 You're as bad as Pa, Hop Sing. 217 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:40,256 Now I've heard tell a man can have himself 218 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:42,189 a lot of fun down here on this Barbary Coast. 219 00:09:42,256 --> 00:09:43,356 Well, you know, brother, 220 00:09:43,423 --> 00:09:44,489 I've heard the same thing. 221 00:09:44,556 --> 00:09:45,656 Get going, Hop Sing. 222 00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:17,590 (piano playing) 223 00:10:31,925 --> 00:10:33,159 Well, howdy. 224 00:10:33,224 --> 00:10:34,458 How are you? 225 00:10:34,525 --> 00:10:36,025 I'm looking for a couple of friends of mine. 226 00:10:36,092 --> 00:10:37,525 Thought they might have come in here. Two cowboys. 227 00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:41,525 Sonny, we serve out drinks here, 228 00:10:41,591 --> 00:10:43,025 not information. 229 00:10:43,092 --> 00:10:44,324 Yeah, well, I just thought... 230 00:10:44,391 --> 00:10:46,992 And you look too young to drink, so, uh, 231 00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,958 why don't you get out of here. 232 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:50,825 Wait a minute, all I... 233 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,425 Thank you. 234 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,392 Too many questions being asked around here. 235 00:11:10,459 --> 00:11:13,225 Think I better tell Mr. Pendleton. 236 00:11:25,026 --> 00:11:27,160 Oh, Mr. Cartwright. 237 00:11:27,225 --> 00:11:28,225 Yes, Mr. Cartwright. 238 00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:29,526 Where's Hoss and Little Joe? 239 00:11:29,592 --> 00:11:30,726 They go Barbary Coast. 240 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:31,859 What?! 241 00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:33,292 Not good. 242 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,693 On Barbary Coast, hit, slice, cut, push. 243 00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:36,759 Very dangerous. 244 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,192 Shanghai. 245 00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:40,026 If Little Joe didn't have enough sense to know that, 246 00:11:40,093 --> 00:11:40,859 Hoss should have. 247 00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,427 Why didn't you tell him? 248 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,260 I tell him. 249 00:11:43,326 --> 00:11:44,660 He say look like fun. 250 00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:46,193 Look like fun. 251 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,460 I better find those two 252 00:11:47,527 --> 00:11:49,293 before they get into some real trouble. 253 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,460 Barbary Coast. 254 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,326 Hop Sing go find cousin. 255 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,127 Joseph! 256 00:12:03,094 --> 00:12:05,094 Well, at least I found one of you. 257 00:12:05,161 --> 00:12:06,193 Now where's your brother? 258 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,694 Oh, he's looking for Hamp and Johnny. 259 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,727 Didn't I tell you two to stay together? 260 00:12:09,794 --> 00:12:11,627 Pa, we thought it would go faster this way. 261 00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:13,393 (excited shouting) 262 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:19,795 Isn't that Hoss? 263 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:25,361 (crowd clamoring) 264 00:12:37,095 --> 00:12:39,194 MAN: Come on! 265 00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:42,494 Hoss, didn't I tell you to stay out of trouble? 266 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:43,895 Pa, I ain't in no trouble. 267 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:45,561 This here is Busthead Brannigan. 268 00:12:45,628 --> 00:12:47,728 He's a box-fight champion of the whole Barbary Coast. 269 00:12:47,795 --> 00:12:49,261 Come on, Mr. Busthead, wake up. 270 00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:50,928 Hey, you mean you did this for money? 271 00:12:50,995 --> 00:12:52,795 Sure. I told you it was gonna be fun 272 00:12:52,861 --> 00:12:54,328 down on this Barbary Coast, Little Joe. 273 00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:55,896 Looky there. More than a hundred dollars. 274 00:12:55,962 --> 00:12:58,462 Makes me madder than a mischief to think about how much talent 275 00:12:58,529 --> 00:12:59,962 I done wasted for free. 276 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,829 Come on, Mr. Busthead, wake up. 277 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:02,962 Come on. Come on. 278 00:13:03,029 --> 00:13:04,629 (moaning) 279 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,762 Mr. Busthead, like I told ya, 280 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,328 I don't want your championship. 281 00:13:08,395 --> 00:13:11,228 It was nice of you to offer to help us. 282 00:13:11,295 --> 00:13:12,362 Come on.Come on. 283 00:13:12,429 --> 00:13:14,462 (moaning) 284 00:13:14,529 --> 00:13:16,896 Mr. Busthead, I want you to meet my pa. 285 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,962 Busthead Brannigan, this is my pa. 286 00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:20,228 No, over here. 287 00:13:20,295 --> 00:13:22,762 Mr. Busthead. 288 00:13:22,829 --> 00:13:24,063 Champion! 289 00:13:25,962 --> 00:13:28,195 He's a real fine feller. 290 00:13:28,262 --> 00:13:31,863 Well, champ, have you any conceivable idea 291 00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:33,830 of the seriousness of the situation we're in? 292 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,196 Serious? 293 00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,563 Pa, you still think Johnny and Hamp are in trouble? 294 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:39,196 I don't think it, I know it. 295 00:13:39,263 --> 00:13:40,329 You mean shanghaied? 296 00:13:40,396 --> 00:13:41,596 Yes, I mean shanghaied. 297 00:13:41,663 --> 00:13:43,530 Dad-burnit, let's tear this dang town apart then. 298 00:13:43,596 --> 00:13:44,730 We'll do no such thing. 299 00:13:44,797 --> 00:13:46,164 We're not gonna invite trouble 300 00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:47,296 unless it's forced on us. 301 00:13:47,363 --> 00:13:49,596 And that goes for you two particularly. 302 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,430 Well, don't stand there making 303 00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:52,663 a spectacle of yourself. 304 00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:54,730 Go get your clothes on. 305 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:57,963 Get your shirt on. 306 00:14:00,697 --> 00:14:02,830 Mr. Busthead, it was a real pleasure meetin' you. 307 00:14:02,897 --> 00:14:05,830 You'll be a great champion. 308 00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:07,230 Mr. Hoss, Mr. Hoss, 309 00:14:07,297 --> 00:14:09,831 #3 cousin, he like to talk to you. 310 00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:12,330 (speaks Chinese) 311 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,464 Ain't it something? 312 00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:21,098 Ol' Hop Sing's relative bein' so dang glad to meet me? 313 00:14:21,165 --> 00:14:24,764 Why not? He win $100 on fight! 314 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:25,798 (all laugh) 315 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,131 You ought be careful. Huh? 316 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:30,531 Cousin say everybody on Barbary Coast talk 317 00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:32,031 about man and two son. 318 00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:34,364 Say they ask too many question. 319 00:14:34,431 --> 00:14:35,764 Everybody's in cahoots. 320 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,931 I don't see how we're ever gonna find out anything. 321 00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:40,330 Well, we won't find out anything if the three of us keep 322 00:14:40,397 --> 00:14:42,131 barging in like we're gonna tear the place apart. 323 00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:43,899 We used to do it that way. 324 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,365 Well, it won't work now. 325 00:14:45,432 --> 00:14:46,965 Now you two boys, you get back 326 00:14:47,032 --> 00:14:48,298 to the hotel and you stay there. 327 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,932 And don't move until you hear from me. 328 00:14:49,999 --> 00:14:51,565 I'm gonna see what I can find out alone. 329 00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:53,365 Hey, Pa, don't you think we ought to go along with you? 330 00:14:53,432 --> 00:14:54,932 No, I don't. 331 00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:57,699 If I find out anything, I'll send Hop Sing for you. 332 00:14:57,765 --> 00:14:59,699 Pa, you stay out of trouble, you hear? 333 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:03,132 You make sure you listen to your own advice, young man. 334 00:15:03,198 --> 00:15:04,999 You, too. Come on. 335 00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:07,365 (Hop speaks Chinese) 336 00:15:09,331 --> 00:15:10,865 Sure hope Pa knows what he's doing. 337 00:15:10,932 --> 00:15:12,099 Don't you worry about Pa. 338 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,532 He knows what he's doing. 339 00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:19,167 (raucous conversations, laughter) 340 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:34,033 (piano playing lively music) 341 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,266 You boys wait here. 342 00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:01,134 Fine-looking place you have here. 343 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,734 Thank you. We try to keep it up. 344 00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:07,734 If it isn't too much bother, 345 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,667 could you make me a brandy squash, please? 346 00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,701 No bother at all. That's what I'm here for. 347 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:12,834 Thank you. 348 00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:15,834 (loud conversation, laughter) 349 00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:22,001 There you are. 350 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,134 Thank you. 351 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:31,468 Now there's a surprise! 352 00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:32,935 What's the matter? Something wrong? 353 00:16:33,002 --> 00:16:35,735 Wrong? Why, this is the finest 354 00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:37,902 brandy squash I've ever tasted in my life. 355 00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:39,601 And I've tasted them all the way from 356 00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:41,802 New York to Chicago to New Orleans. 357 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,035 Well, I'm glad you like it. 358 00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:47,601 It's an art, bartending. It's an art. 359 00:16:47,668 --> 00:16:50,201 Not many men have the talent for it. 360 00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:53,401 Tell me, did you ever work in New Orleans? 361 00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:57,035 No, can't say as I have. 362 00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:58,535 Ah, too bad. 363 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:02,035 A man with your talent could demand any wage he asked for. 364 00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:03,035 Yes, sir. 365 00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:06,402 Fine profession, bartending. 366 00:17:06,469 --> 00:17:08,836 And you meet a mighty lot of interesting people. 367 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,136 (chuckles) All kinds. 368 00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:11,136 No doubt about it. 369 00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:12,836 Yes, I can imagine. I, uh, 370 00:17:12,903 --> 00:17:14,502 wager that with drinks like this, 371 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:16,569 practically everybody in town drops in here 372 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,669 one time or another. 373 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,936 Well, we, we get our share. 374 00:17:20,003 --> 00:17:23,170 I have two friends in town I just gotta bring in here 375 00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:25,536 and show 'em what a good drink really tastes like. 376 00:17:29,269 --> 00:17:32,536 Say, I wonder if they've been in here already. 377 00:17:32,602 --> 00:17:37,103 Well, I got a pretty good memory for faces. 378 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:38,703 A couple of cowboys. 379 00:17:38,769 --> 00:17:40,636 They work up on a ranch in the Sierras. 380 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,970 Drove a herd of cattle into town. 381 00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:53,970 Uh, let's, let's see now. 382 00:17:54,037 --> 00:17:56,336 You say, um--- I want to get this straight-- 383 00:17:56,403 --> 00:17:57,970 you say that there were two of them? 384 00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,037 That's right. 385 00:17:59,104 --> 00:18:00,437 Those two are inseparable. 386 00:18:00,503 --> 00:18:02,137 Two of the best hands I ever had. 387 00:18:02,203 --> 00:18:03,171 Well, hello. 388 00:18:03,236 --> 00:18:06,403 My name is Alexander Pendleton. 389 00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:08,171 I'm the proprietor of this establishment. 390 00:18:08,236 --> 00:18:11,303 I don't believe I've had the pleasure 391 00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,104 of seeing you in here before. 392 00:18:13,171 --> 00:18:17,336 No, no, I think not. 393 00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:18,705 My name is Ben Cartwright. 394 00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:20,871 I've just been complimenting your bartender 395 00:18:20,938 --> 00:18:22,638 on the excellence of his drinks. 396 00:18:22,705 --> 00:18:23,971 Well, that's very kind of you. 397 00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:26,838 Uh, why don't we go down to the end of the bar? 398 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:29,404 It'll be quieter, more comfortable. 399 00:18:29,471 --> 00:18:31,304 All right. 400 00:18:32,971 --> 00:18:35,471 Over in the corner's better. 401 00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:37,805 Thanks. You say your, your name is Pendleton? 402 00:18:37,871 --> 00:18:40,538 Yes, Alexander Pendleton. 403 00:18:40,604 --> 00:18:42,005 Would you care for another drink? 404 00:18:42,072 --> 00:18:43,005 Well, thank you. 405 00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:45,738 Bartender? Yes, sir? 406 00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:46,871 A real squash this time. 407 00:18:46,938 --> 00:18:47,871 (chuckles) For the road. 408 00:18:47,938 --> 00:18:48,871 (both laugh) 409 00:18:55,772 --> 00:18:58,039 Boss, are you sure you know what you're doing? 410 00:18:58,106 --> 00:19:00,205 Haven't you had enough trouble with those two cowboys 411 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,706 you bought from Cut-Rate Joe? 412 00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:04,372 That's their boss you just dropped through the floor! 413 00:19:04,439 --> 00:19:05,605 I need three more men 414 00:19:05,672 --> 00:19:07,073 to fill out Captain Shark's crew. 415 00:19:07,139 --> 00:19:11,205 And I don't prefer to buy them from Cut-Rate Joe. 416 00:19:11,272 --> 00:19:12,639 Oh, boss... 417 00:19:12,706 --> 00:19:15,572 And if you're thinking of asking for a raise, don't! 418 00:19:15,639 --> 00:19:17,772 The man was lying to you. 419 00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:20,238 You make the worst drinks in town. 420 00:19:35,406 --> 00:19:36,840 Hoss, I'm getting worried. 421 00:19:36,907 --> 00:19:38,440 They've been gone over an hour. 422 00:19:38,506 --> 00:19:40,206 Yeah. I'll tell you one thing, Little Joe. 423 00:19:40,273 --> 00:19:42,206 If we don't hear from Hop Sing or Pa 424 00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:43,540 within the next 15 minutes, 425 00:19:43,606 --> 00:19:45,107 I'm just about ready to go down there 426 00:19:45,174 --> 00:19:47,239 and tear this dang Barbary Coast apart board for board. 427 00:19:47,306 --> 00:19:49,074 (knocking) 428 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,107 Where's Pa? 429 00:19:57,174 --> 00:19:58,339 Not sure. 430 00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,807 What do you mean you're not sure? 431 00:19:59,873 --> 00:20:01,740 Where'd you leave him? 432 00:20:01,807 --> 00:20:04,840 Mr. Cartwright tell Hop Sing wait. 433 00:20:04,907 --> 00:20:06,541 Hop Sing wait long time. 434 00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:08,075 Mr. Cartwright no come back. 435 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,340 Hop Sing worry. Come see you boys. 436 00:20:10,407 --> 00:20:12,141 Hop Sing, you shouldn't ought to done that. 437 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:14,274 Pa comes out of there, and you ain't there, 438 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:15,274 what's he gonna do? 439 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,407 #5 cousin wait. 440 00:20:17,474 --> 00:20:20,808 Little Joe, you don't reckon anything's wrong with Pa? 441 00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:23,908 Pa? Don't worry. He can take care of himself. 442 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,909 (breathing heavily) 443 00:20:48,909 --> 00:20:49,875 Boss! 444 00:20:49,942 --> 00:20:51,709 Mr. Cartwright. 445 00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:53,942 Hamp, Johnny, you boys all right? 446 00:20:54,009 --> 00:20:54,975 Yeah, all right. 447 00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:56,675 How did they get you in here? 448 00:20:56,742 --> 00:20:57,942 You'd never believe it. 449 00:20:58,009 --> 00:21:00,809 After me telling the boys to stay out of trouble. 450 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,208 I know what you mean. 451 00:21:02,275 --> 00:21:04,542 If Johnny hadn't wanted to buy that silk for his wife, 452 00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:06,009 we, we wouldn't be in this mess. 453 00:21:06,076 --> 00:21:07,742 Well, never mind about that now, Hamp. 454 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,942 The point is how, how can we get out of this mess? 455 00:21:11,009 --> 00:21:12,109 There's nothing we can do. 456 00:21:12,176 --> 00:21:13,241 You raise a fuss, 457 00:21:13,308 --> 00:21:15,142 they come in and beat you over the head. 458 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,275 (door opens) 459 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,710 I've got some fine sailors for you, Captain. 460 00:21:18,776 --> 00:21:20,710 Excellent, excellent. 461 00:21:20,776 --> 00:21:22,443 That sounds like that Mr. Pendleton. 462 00:21:29,077 --> 00:21:32,276 Well, you promised me six. There are only three. 463 00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:33,810 You got to give me time. 464 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:34,976 I need those men! 465 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,010 My ship sails at midnight. 466 00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:38,043 Mr. Pendleton! 467 00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:39,242 Excuse me. 468 00:21:41,776 --> 00:21:43,242 I want to make a deal with you! 469 00:21:43,309 --> 00:21:45,476 A deal, Mr. Cartwright? 470 00:21:45,543 --> 00:21:47,676 I don't know what you expect to get for us, 471 00:21:47,743 --> 00:21:50,209 but whatever it is, I'll pay you twice that amount 472 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,843 if you let us out of here. 473 00:21:53,676 --> 00:21:54,677 Twice? 474 00:21:54,744 --> 00:21:56,577 Fair enough? 475 00:21:56,644 --> 00:21:58,844 Oh, no, you don't. A contract is a contract. 476 00:21:58,911 --> 00:22:01,577 You agreed to give me six men. 477 00:22:01,644 --> 00:22:03,811 So I did. 478 00:22:03,877 --> 00:22:05,011 An interesting offer, Mr. Cartwright, 479 00:22:05,078 --> 00:22:07,777 but due to circumstances beyond my control... 480 00:22:07,844 --> 00:22:09,911 Three times the going price! 481 00:22:09,977 --> 00:22:12,343 A contract is a contract 482 00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:15,277 if you want my business in the future. 483 00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:17,944 As you say, a contract is a contract. 484 00:22:18,011 --> 00:22:19,677 Good. 485 00:22:22,377 --> 00:22:24,977 The one who's talking, he isn't drunk. 486 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,877 Perhaps he just holds his liquor well. 487 00:22:26,944 --> 00:22:29,310 You know my principles! 488 00:22:29,377 --> 00:22:30,478 Don't want him, huh? 489 00:22:30,545 --> 00:22:33,645 The two sailors, yes, the sober one, no. 490 00:22:33,712 --> 00:22:35,878 Unless you get me four more men within the hour, 491 00:22:35,945 --> 00:22:38,445 I'll take my business to Cut-Rate Joe. 492 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:44,578 All right, boys, come get them. 493 00:22:44,645 --> 00:22:46,278 Mr. Cartwright, I feel pretty lowdown 494 00:22:46,344 --> 00:22:47,845 about all this. 495 00:22:47,912 --> 00:22:52,712 Well, John, it's, it's my fault for not keeping us all together. 496 00:22:52,778 --> 00:22:54,244 (door opens) 497 00:22:55,511 --> 00:22:56,978 All right, come on. Let's go. 498 00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:57,978 Why you...! 499 00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,244 Don't do it, Mr. Cartwright! 500 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,978 You'll just be getting a beating for nothing. 501 00:23:01,045 --> 00:23:02,445 Believe me, it's best. 502 00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:04,411 All right, come on! 503 00:23:04,478 --> 00:23:06,846 Boys, we'll, we'll get out of this somehow. 504 00:23:06,913 --> 00:23:09,212 My boys are bound to be looking for me now. 505 00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:10,979 PENDLETON: No, no, no, not that one. 506 00:23:11,046 --> 00:23:13,846 The captain turned him down cold. 507 00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:16,946 Come on. Let's go! 508 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,579 (raucous conversations) 509 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,212 Have any luck? 510 00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:38,913 Not a dad-burned bit. 511 00:23:38,979 --> 00:23:40,245 Hoss, I'm getting worried. 512 00:23:40,312 --> 00:23:42,814 Yeah, me, too. 513 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,647 I'm getting just about ready to tear 514 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,047 this dad-blamed town apart. 515 00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:47,880 Come on, Little Joe. 516 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:04,580 I, uh, I brought you something to eat. 517 00:24:04,647 --> 00:24:07,747 Well, I'm not hungry. 518 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:08,880 Well, you better be. 519 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,880 You know, Shanghai Pete 520 00:24:11,947 --> 00:24:15,014 is pretty mad about not being able to sell you. 521 00:24:15,081 --> 00:24:16,714 Shanghai Pete? Is that what 522 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:18,881 that Mr. Pendleton calls himself? 523 00:24:18,948 --> 00:24:20,915 Well, you got it wrong end to... 524 00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:23,815 Shanghai Pete sometimes calls himself "Mr. Pendleton." 525 00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:26,182 Ah, Mr. Pendleton. 526 00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,848 You better eat this. 527 00:24:27,915 --> 00:24:29,015 Well, it's all right. 528 00:24:29,082 --> 00:24:31,548 It ain't got no, no knockout drops in it. 529 00:24:35,681 --> 00:24:38,148 You're real quality, ain't you? 530 00:24:38,214 --> 00:24:39,514 What? 531 00:24:39,581 --> 00:24:44,148 Oh, what I mean is we don't get your kind in here often. 532 00:24:44,214 --> 00:24:45,448 Mostly drunks-- 533 00:24:45,514 --> 00:24:48,881 sailors and farmers and cowboys like them other two. 534 00:24:48,948 --> 00:24:50,381 Well, I'll have you know 535 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,815 that them other two are two of the finest men I've ever known. 536 00:24:52,881 --> 00:24:53,848 Just because they happened 537 00:24:53,915 --> 00:24:55,215 to go out on a little celebration. 538 00:24:55,282 --> 00:24:57,982 It wasn't a little one. 539 00:24:58,049 --> 00:25:00,816 It was a real good one. (chuckles) 540 00:25:00,882 --> 00:25:02,248 I don't know why 541 00:25:02,315 --> 00:25:04,149 men have to act up so. 542 00:25:04,215 --> 00:25:05,415 It just gets 'em in trouble. 543 00:25:05,482 --> 00:25:08,248 I wish someday I'd find just one man 544 00:25:08,315 --> 00:25:11,382 who wasn't always wanting to get into trouble. 545 00:25:11,449 --> 00:25:13,116 Oh, well. 546 00:25:13,183 --> 00:25:14,882 Uh, uh, wait a minute. 547 00:25:14,949 --> 00:25:17,215 Um, don't go. 548 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,749 Why not? 549 00:25:18,816 --> 00:25:20,782 Sit down. 550 00:25:20,849 --> 00:25:22,282 What's your name? 551 00:25:22,348 --> 00:25:23,916 Kathleen. 552 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,982 Kathleen. Well, that's a... that's a right pretty name. 553 00:25:27,049 --> 00:25:28,549 I think so. 554 00:25:28,615 --> 00:25:30,917 Your name is Ben Cartwright, ain't it? 555 00:25:30,983 --> 00:25:35,216 Kathleen, tell me, what... 556 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,783 what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 557 00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:40,483 Ain't that funny. 558 00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:43,450 So many men have asked me the same question. 559 00:25:43,516 --> 00:25:45,349 And I've given it a lot of thought. 560 00:25:45,416 --> 00:25:48,150 And I think the reason is, I like the money. 561 00:25:48,216 --> 00:25:52,150 Well, you're certainly an honest sort. 562 00:25:52,249 --> 00:25:53,616 You think so, really? 563 00:25:53,683 --> 00:25:54,683 Oh, yeah. 564 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,184 Why are you surprised? 565 00:25:56,249 --> 00:25:58,117 I don't know, sometimes, you know, 566 00:25:58,184 --> 00:25:59,983 you can't just trust everybody. 567 00:26:00,050 --> 00:26:02,117 Well, Kathleen, I trust you. 568 00:26:02,184 --> 00:26:05,817 Oh, I was sort of hoping you would. 569 00:26:05,883 --> 00:26:10,350 Kathleen, now tell me-- if this Shanghai Pete, 570 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:13,684 or Mr. Pendleton, or whatever his name is, 571 00:26:13,751 --> 00:26:17,751 if he sells me, do you get anything out of it? 572 00:26:18,851 --> 00:26:20,751 No, I don't, not a penny. 573 00:26:20,818 --> 00:26:22,818 Well, wouldn't you like to? 574 00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:26,751 Oh, yes, I would. 575 00:26:26,818 --> 00:26:28,751 I've been asking to be put on commission. 576 00:26:28,818 --> 00:26:32,718 Kathleen, if you help me out of here... 577 00:26:33,818 --> 00:26:35,718 Mercy no. 578 00:26:35,784 --> 00:26:37,984 I have the money. 579 00:26:38,051 --> 00:26:40,085 Well, I don't see how you could. 580 00:26:40,151 --> 00:26:43,251 The men who brought you in here picked your pocket first. 581 00:26:43,318 --> 00:26:45,086 I mean, I don't have it with me. 582 00:26:45,152 --> 00:26:46,552 But I own a ranch. 583 00:26:46,618 --> 00:26:48,819 I can get all the money I want without any trouble. 584 00:26:53,585 --> 00:26:54,685 Oh... 585 00:26:56,285 --> 00:26:59,186 How much? 586 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:02,385 If you help me get out of here 587 00:27:02,452 --> 00:27:06,752 and tell me where I can find the other two men-- $500. 588 00:27:06,819 --> 00:27:08,719 $500?! 589 00:27:08,785 --> 00:27:10,452 $500. 590 00:27:10,518 --> 00:27:11,885 You wouldn't back out? 591 00:27:11,952 --> 00:27:13,452 Oh, I give you my word. 592 00:27:13,518 --> 00:27:14,585 The money's at my hotel. 593 00:27:14,652 --> 00:27:16,285 If you help me get out of here, 594 00:27:16,351 --> 00:27:18,152 you get the $500. 595 00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:20,352 You know something, Mr. Cartwright? 596 00:27:20,419 --> 00:27:21,486 What? 597 00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:23,252 I was thinking about getting you out of here 598 00:27:23,319 --> 00:27:24,252 the minute I came in? 599 00:27:24,319 --> 00:27:25,686 You'll help me then, Kathleen? 600 00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:30,386 (door latch sliding) 601 00:27:30,453 --> 00:27:32,720 I'll be back in a little while. 602 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,386 Ah! 603 00:27:46,986 --> 00:27:48,853 Dad-burnit, Joe, this ain't no good. 604 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,087 I know. 605 00:27:50,153 --> 00:27:51,619 It ain't gettin' us no place. 606 00:27:51,686 --> 00:27:53,419 Look, you go on down to the corner. 607 00:27:53,486 --> 00:27:54,887 See if Hop Sing knows anything new. 608 00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:56,088 If he doesn't, come on back, 609 00:27:56,154 --> 00:27:57,921 and the two of us'll take this place apart. 610 00:27:57,987 --> 00:27:59,487 That's what we should have done in the first place. 611 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:00,787 My temper's on a short fuse, Joe. 612 00:28:00,854 --> 00:28:02,021 I can just feel it. 613 00:28:02,088 --> 00:28:04,220 Well, you're not alone, brother. Hurry up. 614 00:28:09,353 --> 00:28:11,654 Hop Sing, Hop Sing, you heard anything new? 615 00:28:11,721 --> 00:28:12,821 Very bad news. 616 00:28:12,887 --> 00:28:14,088 What do you mean? 617 00:28:14,154 --> 00:28:16,454 #5 cousin, he see Mr. Ben go in saloon. 618 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,954 No see Mr. Ben come out. 619 00:28:18,021 --> 00:28:19,121 What saloon? 620 00:28:19,188 --> 00:28:20,854 That one on other corner. 621 00:28:20,921 --> 00:28:22,420 Hop Sing, are you right sure? 622 00:28:22,487 --> 00:28:24,088 Very sure. 623 00:28:24,154 --> 00:28:26,487 Have more bad news. 624 00:28:26,554 --> 00:28:28,854 #6 cousin, he work on dock. 625 00:28:28,921 --> 00:28:30,121 He say ship shorthanded. 626 00:28:30,188 --> 00:28:31,189 No can sail. 627 00:28:31,254 --> 00:28:33,155 Ship now ready. 628 00:28:33,221 --> 00:28:35,455 Hop Sing think maybe Mr. Johnny, Mr. Hamp 629 00:28:35,521 --> 00:28:37,055 no longer cowboys. 630 00:28:37,122 --> 00:28:38,688 Is sailorman now. 631 00:28:38,755 --> 00:28:42,122 Hop Sing think maybe Mr. Ben sailorman, too. 632 00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:45,988 Mr. Hoss, where you go? 633 00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:48,089 I'm going over to that Wide-A-Bee Saloon. 634 00:28:48,155 --> 00:28:50,055 You better wait for Little Joe. 635 00:28:50,122 --> 00:28:51,621 You only one man. 636 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,788 Yeah, well, that ain't but one saloon, is it? 637 00:29:04,621 --> 00:29:06,723 Mister, I want me some information-- 638 00:29:06,789 --> 00:29:08,756 I want it straight and I want it quick. 639 00:29:08,823 --> 00:29:11,289 Now, mister, you better get to talking. 640 00:29:11,355 --> 00:29:13,090 Otherwise, I'm gonna twist your geezle pipe out. 641 00:29:13,156 --> 00:29:14,956 My pa was seen coming into this saloon 642 00:29:15,023 --> 00:29:16,255 and he wasn't seen coming out. 643 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:18,289 Now where is he?! 644 00:29:18,355 --> 00:29:20,255 You two better just stand right where you are. 645 00:29:20,322 --> 00:29:21,823 Otherwise, you're gonna be waking up 646 00:29:21,889 --> 00:29:24,622 with somebody tapping you in the face with a spade. 647 00:29:24,689 --> 00:29:26,355 Now, mister... 648 00:29:29,322 --> 00:29:31,556 I'm looking for Ben Cartwright 649 00:29:31,622 --> 00:29:33,056 and two of my best friends. 650 00:29:33,123 --> 00:29:35,789 Here, here, what's going on in here? 651 00:29:35,856 --> 00:29:37,056 What is this? 652 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:38,689 Mister, you're gonna find out what it is 653 00:29:38,756 --> 00:29:40,622 if I don't get me some information and quick. 654 00:29:40,689 --> 00:29:42,356 Well, now is this any way to get it? 655 00:29:42,423 --> 00:29:45,356 This is a respectable establishment, son. 656 00:29:45,423 --> 00:29:47,523 I'm the proprietor-- Alexander Pendleton. 657 00:29:47,590 --> 00:29:49,724 Have I had the pleasure of seeing you in here before? 658 00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:51,590 Don't make no difference whether you have or not. 659 00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:52,790 I want me some answers. 660 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:55,290 Now, son, please try to calm yourself down. 661 00:29:55,356 --> 00:29:56,523 Now what is it you want? 662 00:29:56,590 --> 00:29:58,290 I want my pa. 663 00:29:58,356 --> 00:30:00,724 His name's Ben Cartwright, and two of his ranch hands. 664 00:30:00,790 --> 00:30:02,623 Then why all the shouting? 665 00:30:02,690 --> 00:30:04,824 I talked to Mr. Cartwright just a short time ago. 666 00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,490 Told him where he could find his men. 667 00:30:08,523 --> 00:30:11,223 Mister, are you telling me the truth? 668 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:13,957 Now why would I have any reason to lie to you? 669 00:30:14,024 --> 00:30:17,457 Won't you please put that thing away? 670 00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:20,524 I have a reputation to maintain here. 671 00:30:20,591 --> 00:30:22,192 That's better. 672 00:30:22,257 --> 00:30:25,691 Don't you forget, I can draw it out again right quick. 673 00:30:25,758 --> 00:30:27,725 Laddie buck, I'm only trying to help you. 674 00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:30,092 Do you want to hear about your father or not? 675 00:30:30,158 --> 00:30:35,357 I reckon I did get a little too excited. 676 00:30:35,424 --> 00:30:37,257 But, dad-burnit, I've been worried plumb sick. 677 00:30:37,324 --> 00:30:40,725 Well, now why don't you try to calm yourself down. 678 00:30:42,324 --> 00:30:45,025 Everything's all right. 679 00:30:45,092 --> 00:30:48,491 Here, why don't we come down here at the end of the bar 680 00:30:48,558 --> 00:30:50,725 where it's quiet, and relax. 681 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:52,758 Have a drink. 682 00:30:52,825 --> 00:30:54,392 Bartender. 683 00:30:54,459 --> 00:30:55,959 What'll you have? 684 00:30:56,026 --> 00:30:58,592 I'll have a beer if it's all the same to you, sir. 685 00:30:58,659 --> 00:31:00,992 Down the hatch? Yes. 686 00:31:07,692 --> 00:31:11,325 A fine piece of merchandise. 687 00:31:21,225 --> 00:31:23,059 Here, matey, let me give you a hand. 688 00:31:23,126 --> 00:31:26,759 Oh, well, thank you, matey. 689 00:31:30,358 --> 00:31:32,493 I can't swim! 690 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,927 Well, now this is going to be real interesting, ain't it? 691 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,893 I got a funny feeling 692 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,960 like you was standing out here waiting for me 693 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,827 to fall down through that hole in the floor. 694 00:31:40,893 --> 00:31:42,426 No, no, no... 695 00:31:42,493 --> 00:31:43,827 I'm getting a stranger feeling 696 00:31:43,893 --> 00:31:45,693 that I ain't the only member of my family 697 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,326 that's been down through that hole tonight. 698 00:31:47,393 --> 00:31:50,560 No! Oh, no. 699 00:31:50,626 --> 00:31:52,060 You seen a man with gray hair 700 00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:53,526 and dark eyes and a deep voice? 701 00:31:53,593 --> 00:31:55,027 I can't remember. 702 00:31:55,094 --> 00:31:56,760 You better start remembering, buster. 703 00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:58,660 'Cause I'm a cowboy, I ain't no sailor. 704 00:31:58,727 --> 00:32:00,160 And I like dry land. 705 00:32:00,226 --> 00:32:02,593 There's one way I can get it that I can think of 706 00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:03,793 and that's holding you under 707 00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:06,394 till you drink all the water in this bay! 708 00:32:06,461 --> 00:32:08,327 You starting to remember? 709 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:09,761 Yeah, I do, yeah, yeah. 710 00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:11,728 That's real good. 711 00:32:11,794 --> 00:32:14,028 You just took the first step to establishing the basis 712 00:32:14,095 --> 00:32:15,828 of a friendship between me and you. 713 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:17,161 Now where's my pa? 714 00:32:21,128 --> 00:32:22,894 We'd better hurry. 715 00:32:22,961 --> 00:32:24,195 They'll be back in a minute. 716 00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:27,227 Kathleen, I'll never forget you for this. 717 00:32:27,294 --> 00:32:29,061 Oh, I believe that. 718 00:32:32,794 --> 00:32:35,360 (men shouting nautical commands) 719 00:32:59,328 --> 00:33:01,628 Here. Here, a friend of mine. 720 00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:05,196 Remember, you promised to help me find my men. 721 00:33:05,261 --> 00:33:07,361 Oh, you'll find them. 722 00:33:12,662 --> 00:33:14,029 (blows landing) 723 00:33:21,063 --> 00:33:22,796 Kathleen, what is this? 724 00:33:22,863 --> 00:33:24,030 Explain to them. 725 00:33:24,097 --> 00:33:26,063 Well, Cut-Rate Joe, let's get down to business. 726 00:33:26,130 --> 00:33:28,063 But you work for Mr. Pendleton! 727 00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:31,262 I work where I make a buck. 728 00:33:31,329 --> 00:33:32,796 Looks sound of wind and limb. 729 00:33:32,863 --> 00:33:35,429 You know me-- high-class merchandise. 730 00:33:37,529 --> 00:33:38,830 Don't do that, Mr. Cartwright. 731 00:33:38,896 --> 00:33:40,863 You're worthless if you're all battered up. 732 00:33:40,930 --> 00:33:42,596 Double-crossing witch. 733 00:33:42,663 --> 00:33:45,830 Well Quick-Buck Katie, how much do you want for him? 734 00:33:45,896 --> 00:33:47,763 100 bucks. 735 00:33:47,830 --> 00:33:51,163 $100? I offered you $500. 736 00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:53,362 And then turn me into the police afterwards? 737 00:33:53,429 --> 00:33:55,330 Oh, I know the likes of your kind. 738 00:33:55,397 --> 00:33:57,664 150 bucks. The price has gone up. 739 00:33:57,731 --> 00:34:00,230 Oh, come now Quick-Buck, you know better than that. 740 00:34:00,297 --> 00:34:02,597 This is stolen merchandise. 741 00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:06,064 This is carriage trade, and you know it. 742 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:08,497 Double-crossing rats, the lot of you. 743 00:34:08,564 --> 00:34:10,430 He won't be too easy to turn over. 744 00:34:10,497 --> 00:34:12,164 I'll have to buy him new clothes. 745 00:34:12,230 --> 00:34:14,630 The overhead is eating me up, Katie. 746 00:34:14,697 --> 00:34:17,731 All right, I'll make it half price. 747 00:34:17,797 --> 00:34:19,230 $75 and it's a deal. 748 00:34:19,297 --> 00:34:21,230 But only because I've got to get back to the store 749 00:34:21,297 --> 00:34:22,430 before I'm missed. 750 00:34:22,497 --> 00:34:25,997 Quick-Buck, you're a thief and you know it. 751 00:34:27,297 --> 00:34:30,198 But I do need the merchandise. 752 00:34:39,832 --> 00:34:41,498 Oh, quiet, Mr. Cartwright, quiet. 753 00:34:41,565 --> 00:34:42,765 You'll see your crew-- 754 00:34:42,832 --> 00:34:44,099 that's what you want, ain't it? 755 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,032 See you later, Cut-Rate. 756 00:34:46,099 --> 00:34:48,798 Have a pleasant trip, Mr. Cartwright. 757 00:34:48,865 --> 00:34:51,331 All right, boys, let's see what we can do with him. 758 00:34:55,264 --> 00:34:57,498 Nobody come in this room but Quick-Buck Kate. 759 00:34:57,565 --> 00:34:59,698 She brought Cartwright his supper. 760 00:35:04,565 --> 00:35:08,265 Oh, hello, sweetie. 761 00:35:08,332 --> 00:35:10,066 Don't "sweetie" me, you little double-crosser. 762 00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:11,899 You sold Cartwright to Cut-Rate. 763 00:35:11,966 --> 00:35:13,699 But, darlin', only because 764 00:35:13,766 --> 00:35:15,566 it was costing you money to keep him. 765 00:35:15,632 --> 00:35:17,799 All that good food. 766 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,432 And especially if you couldn't sell him quick. 767 00:35:20,499 --> 00:35:21,766 Now don't do that. 768 00:35:21,833 --> 00:35:24,332 I wouldn't cheat you, sweetheart, 769 00:35:24,399 --> 00:35:25,365 now would I? 770 00:35:25,432 --> 00:35:27,133 I'm not so sure. 771 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:31,200 Little Katie wouldn't hold out on Shanghai Pete. 772 00:35:31,265 --> 00:35:32,599 Here you are. 773 00:35:32,666 --> 00:35:34,499 See? 774 00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:41,866 $25? Is that all you got for him? 775 00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:44,533 Captain Shark already turned him down. 776 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,667 And Cut-Rate Joe's gonna be stuck with him. 777 00:35:46,734 --> 00:35:49,834 (laughing) 778 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:54,467 Now, now, you're not mad at little Katie now, are you? 779 00:35:54,533 --> 00:35:57,333 Lucky for you, you caught me in a good mood. 780 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,000 Besides, I've got another Cartwright. 781 00:35:59,067 --> 00:36:01,500 And is he a beauty. (door opening) 782 00:36:01,567 --> 00:36:04,633 A live one, a real live one. 783 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,667 (blows landing) All right, bring him in, boys. 784 00:36:12,834 --> 00:36:15,300 I don't see my pa. Where is he? 785 00:36:15,366 --> 00:36:17,233 Now, now, wait a minute, laddie, wait a minute. 786 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,333 Your dad isn't here. 787 00:36:18,401 --> 00:36:19,301 Where's my pa?! 788 00:36:19,367 --> 00:36:20,701 Now listen, Cut-Rate... 789 00:36:20,768 --> 00:36:22,434 I'm a lover not a fighter. 790 00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:28,701 Where's my pa at?! 791 00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:31,601 JOE: Hop Sing. 792 00:36:31,668 --> 00:36:33,901 (speaking Chinese) 793 00:36:33,968 --> 00:36:35,835 All right, take it easy, relax. 794 00:36:35,901 --> 00:36:37,668 Relax. Relax. Relax. 795 00:36:37,735 --> 00:36:38,968 Relax. Now what happened? 796 00:36:39,035 --> 00:36:41,601 Mr. Hoss, he go in saloon, long time no come out. 797 00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:43,801 Hop Sing go in saloon, no see Mr. Hoss. 798 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,835 Something happen Mr. Hoss, too. 799 00:36:45,901 --> 00:36:47,102 What saloon? 800 00:36:49,068 --> 00:36:50,234 Forget it. I know. 801 00:37:04,335 --> 00:37:06,836 You take your dirty hands off me! 802 00:37:06,902 --> 00:37:08,169 I'll blow your head off! 803 00:37:10,302 --> 00:37:12,535 Hey, Joe, that ain't no way to treat a lady. 804 00:37:12,602 --> 00:37:15,002 Well, you know, brother, I think you're right. 805 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:18,869 Oh! 806 00:37:22,535 --> 00:37:25,235 As I told you, I've seen this man before 807 00:37:25,302 --> 00:37:26,635 and turned him down. 808 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,103 Not at this price, Captain. 809 00:37:28,169 --> 00:37:29,435 Only $100. 810 00:37:29,502 --> 00:37:31,903 I'm letting him go at a sacrifice 811 00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:34,336 because I'm after your future business. 812 00:37:34,403 --> 00:37:35,970 Besides, your ship sails at midnight. 813 00:37:36,037 --> 00:37:38,837 Cut-Rate Joe, you know my principles. 814 00:37:38,903 --> 00:37:41,737 I'm a fair man and a temperance man. 815 00:37:41,803 --> 00:37:43,803 I'm not offering you a drink. 816 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:44,937 I'm offering you a sailor. 817 00:37:45,003 --> 00:37:46,137 I'm not a sailor. 818 00:37:46,204 --> 00:37:48,803 Sir, I do not approve of the practice of shanghaiing. 819 00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:50,603 Then what are you doing with two of my men? 820 00:37:50,670 --> 00:37:52,236 I would not resort to it, 821 00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:55,204 except I find myself so often shorthanded. 822 00:37:55,269 --> 00:37:56,803 Oh, what kind of an excuse is that? 823 00:37:56,870 --> 00:38:01,070 Sir, I have dedicated my life to stamping out the evils of drink. 824 00:38:01,137 --> 00:38:02,670 It is abominable. 825 00:38:02,737 --> 00:38:04,737 Any man who is so drunk 826 00:38:04,803 --> 00:38:06,537 that he doesn't know what's happening to him 827 00:38:06,604 --> 00:38:08,704 deserves to be shanghaied. 828 00:38:08,771 --> 00:38:11,337 This man is perfectly sober. I can't use him. 829 00:38:14,604 --> 00:38:16,671 Well, thank you, Captain. 830 00:38:16,738 --> 00:38:18,871 I can't say I agree with all of your principals, but... 831 00:38:29,237 --> 00:38:31,237 Take a smell, Captain. 832 00:38:34,304 --> 00:38:36,738 The reek of demon rum is nauseating to me. 833 00:38:36,804 --> 00:38:38,871 This man is obviously drunk. I'll take him. 834 00:38:38,938 --> 00:38:40,904 All right, boys. 835 00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:02,638 All right, what's your part in this? 836 00:39:02,705 --> 00:39:06,139 Honestly, I just happened to be walking by. 837 00:39:06,206 --> 00:39:07,972 Well, you just better happen 838 00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:09,405 to start remembering a few more things. 839 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:12,972 Oh. Now, laddie. 840 00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:15,039 You wouldn't be harming little me, would you? 841 00:39:15,106 --> 00:39:16,206 (chuckling) 842 00:39:21,006 --> 00:39:22,940 That's such a beautiful arm. 843 00:39:24,740 --> 00:39:26,239 It'd be a shame to tear it off. 844 00:39:26,306 --> 00:39:28,473 No. Oh, no. (gasping) Start talking. 845 00:39:28,539 --> 00:39:30,639 I don't know what you want to know. 846 00:39:30,706 --> 00:39:33,306 We want to know about a man named Ben Cartwright. 847 00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:35,239 Oh, I don't know. 848 00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:36,806 I sold him. 849 00:39:36,873 --> 00:39:38,706 Sold him? You sold him? 850 00:39:38,773 --> 00:39:41,107 Where? 851 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:42,639 To Cut-Rate Joe. 852 00:39:42,706 --> 00:39:45,973 Down the street in Embarcadero Alley. 853 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,306 You sold our pa? 854 00:39:47,372 --> 00:39:48,706 Yes. 855 00:39:48,773 --> 00:39:50,239 How much did you get for him? 856 00:39:50,306 --> 00:39:52,673 Oh, Hoss, for Pete's sake, who cares how much she got for him? 857 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:53,973 Let's get down to this Cut-Rate Joe's 858 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,874 before Pa and the boys are on their way to China. 859 00:39:55,941 --> 00:39:57,307 Let me get my hat. 860 00:40:24,607 --> 00:40:26,540 (bell ringing) 861 00:40:26,607 --> 00:40:28,540 (man calling out indistinctly) 862 00:40:40,475 --> 00:40:42,408 (horn blowing) 863 00:40:51,209 --> 00:40:53,341 SAILOR: Aye, aye, sir. 864 00:41:06,408 --> 00:41:08,709 Hop Sing! 865 00:41:08,776 --> 00:41:11,943 Little Joe, Mr. Hoss, this Cousin #3. 866 00:41:12,009 --> 00:41:15,442 He see Mr. Ben. They take Mr. Ben away on ship. 867 00:41:15,509 --> 00:41:17,210 (speaking Chinese) 868 00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:18,375 Okay. 869 00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:19,542 You follow me. Come. 870 00:41:19,609 --> 00:41:20,709 All right. 871 00:41:20,776 --> 00:41:22,709 (groaning softly) 872 00:41:24,843 --> 00:41:27,809 Don't fight it, Mr. Cartwright. Just ain't no use. 873 00:41:46,677 --> 00:41:49,144 If Johnny hadn't wanted to buy some silk for his wife, 874 00:41:49,211 --> 00:41:50,910 we wouldn't be in this mess. 875 00:41:50,977 --> 00:41:52,710 (sighing) 876 00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:54,677 Well, we've been in worse messes 877 00:41:54,744 --> 00:41:56,010 back at the Ponderosa. 878 00:41:56,077 --> 00:41:57,543 We've always been able to get out of them. 879 00:41:57,610 --> 00:41:59,477 I know it. 880 00:41:59,543 --> 00:42:01,177 My heart just ain't in it. 881 00:42:01,243 --> 00:42:03,577 Well, my heart is in it. 882 00:42:03,643 --> 00:42:07,443 And after what I've been through, a ship and 40 sailors 883 00:42:07,510 --> 00:42:10,543 is beginning to look pretty small. 884 00:42:10,610 --> 00:42:12,543 Captain! 885 00:42:14,243 --> 00:42:15,777 Captain! 886 00:42:15,844 --> 00:42:18,276 I demand to see your captain! 887 00:42:18,343 --> 00:42:19,711 Come on, now! 888 00:42:19,778 --> 00:42:21,811 Where's your captain? 889 00:42:21,878 --> 00:42:23,878 I want to see you! 890 00:42:23,945 --> 00:42:26,544 Sailor, in the future, if you want to see me, you come to me. 891 00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:28,178 Don't send for me. It isn't done. 892 00:42:28,244 --> 00:42:30,444 Oh, it isn't, isn't it? Well, you listen to me. 893 00:42:30,511 --> 00:42:31,778 Have you ever heard of mutiny? 894 00:42:31,845 --> 00:42:34,945 Mutiny? Why, you're worse than a pirate. 895 00:42:35,011 --> 00:42:37,678 You and your high principles and your temperance. 896 00:42:37,745 --> 00:42:39,444 I'll see to it that your license is revoked 897 00:42:39,511 --> 00:42:40,911 on every sea in the face of this earth. 898 00:42:40,978 --> 00:42:43,244 Just who do you think you are? 899 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:46,444 I'm Ben Cartwright of the Ponderosa. 900 00:42:46,511 --> 00:42:48,411 The Ponderosa? 901 00:42:48,478 --> 00:42:49,511 BEN: The Ponderosa. 902 00:42:49,578 --> 00:42:50,678 I know her well, Captain. 903 00:42:50,745 --> 00:42:52,845 A four-masted schooner out of New Orleans. 904 00:42:52,911 --> 00:42:55,345 The Ponderosa is a ranch. 905 00:42:55,412 --> 00:42:58,645 A ranch? 906 00:42:58,712 --> 00:43:01,378 I always wanted a little chicken ranch. 907 00:43:01,445 --> 00:43:03,512 There's a place up in Santa Rosa. 908 00:43:03,579 --> 00:43:05,512 Now, I'm an American citizen. 909 00:43:05,579 --> 00:43:07,146 I know my rights on board of every ship. 910 00:43:09,046 --> 00:43:12,445 Take Mr. Ben on that ship. 911 00:43:12,512 --> 00:43:14,345 I have enough men in those mountains 912 00:43:14,412 --> 00:43:15,846 to sink every ship in this harbor 913 00:43:15,912 --> 00:43:17,612 and so help me, I'll do it. 914 00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:20,345 That's our pa's voice. Music to my ears. 915 00:43:20,412 --> 00:43:23,512 Just like a bugle call saying, "Charge." 916 00:43:23,579 --> 00:43:24,645 Let's go. 917 00:43:24,712 --> 00:43:26,512 You keep a civil tongue... 918 00:43:28,846 --> 00:43:31,780 SHARK: Avast, you lubbers, we're being boarded! 919 00:43:40,747 --> 00:43:42,379 Hey, Pa, where you been hiding? 920 00:43:42,446 --> 00:43:43,546 Huh? Where you been hiding? 921 00:43:46,613 --> 00:43:49,180 Hang on to him, Hoss. 922 00:43:50,446 --> 00:43:52,513 All the way, Hop Sing. 923 00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:54,047 (Hop Sing chuckling) 924 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:05,379 (bell ringing) 925 00:44:27,048 --> 00:44:28,547 No. No, son. No, son. 926 00:44:33,948 --> 00:44:35,881 (chuckling) 927 00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:55,448 Pa, I thought I told you to stay out of trouble. 928 00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:14,815 Well, it took you fellas long enough to find me. 929 00:45:31,649 --> 00:45:33,583 (splashing) 930 00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:38,783 (laughing) 931 00:45:50,983 --> 00:45:54,751 Here, son. 932 00:45:54,817 --> 00:45:56,118 Thanks, Pa. 933 00:46:01,851 --> 00:46:03,450 Hoss? 934 00:46:03,517 --> 00:46:07,717 I'd a durn sight rather rather eat it, Pa. 935 00:46:07,784 --> 00:46:09,283 I know. 936 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,250 (sighing) 937 00:46:11,317 --> 00:46:15,584 Pa, how much did that little redheaded gal get for you? 938 00:46:15,650 --> 00:46:18,017 (Little Joe laughing) 939 00:46:18,084 --> 00:46:19,650 I wouldn't tell him, Pa. 940 00:46:19,717 --> 00:46:22,417 If she did get enough, we might want to sell you back. 941 00:46:22,484 --> 00:46:23,650 If she didn't get enough, 942 00:46:23,717 --> 00:46:24,851 you wouldn't want to admit it, would you? 943 00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:28,283 Very funny. 944 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:29,984 (knocking at door) 945 00:46:30,051 --> 00:46:31,152 Come in. 946 00:46:36,052 --> 00:46:37,985 Hi. Hi. 947 00:46:40,284 --> 00:46:42,651 Here are your clothes, Mr. Cartwright. 948 00:46:42,718 --> 00:46:44,785 Oh. How'd you get them? 949 00:46:44,852 --> 00:46:48,119 We had a little business left to finish with Cut-Rate Joe. 950 00:46:48,185 --> 00:46:49,818 Yes, I see that. 951 00:46:49,885 --> 00:46:51,585 You know what that little weasel was doing? 952 00:46:51,651 --> 00:46:53,551 He's going back into business. 953 00:46:53,618 --> 00:46:54,685 Secondhand clothes. 954 00:46:54,752 --> 00:46:56,852 He was trying to sell our outfits. 955 00:46:56,918 --> 00:46:58,018 (knocking at door) Come in. 956 00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:02,384 Mr. Johnny, have surprise for you. 957 00:47:02,451 --> 00:47:04,852 #7 Cousin in silk business. 958 00:47:04,918 --> 00:47:06,018 Make you present. 959 00:47:06,085 --> 00:47:09,252 One bolt fine China silk for your wife. 960 00:47:09,319 --> 00:47:11,552 Gee, I sure would like to have me a courting shirt 961 00:47:11,619 --> 00:47:12,753 made out of that. 962 00:47:12,819 --> 00:47:13,986 I wouldn't do it, Hamp. 963 00:47:14,053 --> 00:47:16,385 Silk can get a man in a whole lot of trouble. 964 00:47:16,452 --> 00:47:21,019 Well, at least we're all together again. 965 00:47:21,086 --> 00:47:23,452 Yeah, thanks. Thanks, Boss, for everything. 966 00:47:23,519 --> 00:47:26,053 And tomorrow morning, bright and early, 967 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,053 we're going to start out on a little vacation. How 'bout it? 968 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,719 Oh, Pa, I'd just as soon we went back to the Ponderosa. 969 00:47:32,786 --> 00:47:34,319 Well, you're the one who was yelling 970 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:35,919 about getting a vacation. 971 00:47:35,986 --> 00:47:39,919 I know, I know. But a vacation's time for a change, isn't it? 972 00:47:39,986 --> 00:47:41,719 Yes. 973 00:47:41,786 --> 00:47:43,754 Well, I think I got my change. 974 00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:46,221 (chuckling) 975 00:47:46,286 --> 00:47:47,787 Well, Pa, if it's all the same to you, 976 00:47:47,854 --> 00:47:50,653 there's a little den of wildcats on the Ponderosa 977 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:51,854 I think I'd rather tangle with 978 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,453 than any more of these city folks. 979 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,453 You mean, you want to go back to work? 980 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,154 I reckon I do, Pa-- and that way, 981 00:47:57,221 --> 00:47:59,253 we can let ol' Adam have a vacation. 982 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,320 (Little Joe laughing) 983 00:48:00,386 --> 00:48:01,320 Well, all right, then. 984 00:48:01,386 --> 00:48:02,553 Tomorrow morning, bright and early, 985 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:04,221 we'll head back to the Ponderosa. 986 00:48:04,286 --> 00:48:06,553 Hop Sing have one more big surprise. 987 00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:09,820 #9 Cousin is cook in hotel dining room. 988 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,121 Hop Sing help fix special fine supper. 989 00:48:13,187 --> 00:48:14,787 Oyster. Champagne. 990 00:48:14,854 --> 00:48:16,253 Steak. 991 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,687 Hey! What are we waiting for? Let's get cleaned up. 992 00:48:17,754 --> 00:48:19,387 We'll get down to the dining room. Come on. 993 00:48:19,454 --> 00:48:20,821 HOP SING: Oh, no. You stay right here. 994 00:48:20,888 --> 00:48:23,321 Hop Sing bring up. You no leave the hotel room. 995 00:48:23,387 --> 00:48:26,488 You go Barbary Coast, very dangerous. 996 00:48:26,554 --> 00:48:30,588 Hit, slice, kick, push, shanghai. 997 00:48:30,654 --> 00:48:31,788 (laughing) 998 00:48:31,855 --> 00:48:33,321 (laughing) 999 00:48:33,387 --> 00:48:35,188 You know, I think he's got something there at that. 1000 00:48:35,254 --> 00:48:37,454 Hey, Pa? Sure enough, 1001 00:48:37,521 --> 00:48:40,454 how much did that little gal get for you? 1002 00:48:44,721 --> 00:48:46,755 You'll never know. 1003 00:48:46,821 --> 00:48:48,755 (laughing) 71089

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