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oh right step just it just sort of

lashed out grab my

arms it scratched me so deep I felt it

my bones felt it in your bones pry St

don't act too eager when you do that you

can't sell them

anything hey been a while it's raining

okay so this is Jacob he's actually the

second founding member of freaky link l

I thought it was links everybody does we

beat the sticks and draw the ghost right

into the cups and then we cover it with

tape got spoop tape that's right spook

tape here let me show you sit down

you're going to love

this it's entering the focus field

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we

got great job but did you have to give

him the cups of course he has kids that

of course just means repeat customer

they daddy daddy we still have a ghost

Boom repeat

rinse both ways rinse and repeat okay

that's actually yeah that's pretty smart

I know so

uh who's this who the guy with

STI oh as

Sparticus okay he is no man what's your

name Vincent I'm uh interning for you

guys great great yeah um we can't pay

him I know you heard the man right

inter

dude I know you're still a little bit

irked about that whole doll

dude so Spartacus told me of A Haunted

Amusement Park it's not that far away I

think this could work for us only

problem we don't have C

it is in this room of the house that the

corpse of the body of the child appears

trying to find its mother music is said

to draw him out I feel the child is with

us

now he is in the

mirror mirrors are so

strong they hold so much mirrors keep us

grounded on this Earthly plane it's

strange that you're saying these things

because a lot of people have been

experien are you expecting

someone not

me just keep it rolling on

her

so tell us tell us what you're feeling

whoever it is you need to come back

later there's an investigation going on

um we're looking for a group called

spooky links we heard they were

investigating

here yes they're finishing a shoot right

now could you please leave

lace can we please come in and talk

you know what day today

is yeah come

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in what about me

I forgot it's Ryan's

birthday did you go see him

today yeah yeah I went to his grave I

did so

uh I'm just going to get something out

of the way we know that you don't like

us and um we don't like

like just you yeah Rob's

cool don't like what ever since Rob and

I started our new show you two have done

nothing but harass it harass the

emails

oh yeah I did send um hateful

emails but I never signed it anonymous

you sent them from your freaky Link

email

address H but I never signed it still

Anonymous okay so how are we supposed to

react I mean you took all the equipment

Ryan left the equipment to me he left

the business to me yeah but you didn't

have to kick us out I didn't you two

were pulling scams all over town

pretending that you were the

Ghostbusters or

something are you going to call why

hey it did get pretty bad guys okay okay

so you kick us out you take Rob and then

we have to go by something else freaky

link it doesn't even sound good yeah

can't even afford the

S I couldn't afford a crutch and you two

were the crutch you were hurting the

business you know back when we formed

this team and we let you guys join with

Ryan Sean and I we didn't always get

along I mean

we thought that you thought that we

weren't taking things as seriously as we

should

have and we thought you had to stick up

your butt but the thing is Ryan brought

us together we came together as a

team we worked to save

people I talked to both of you plenty of

times yeah well you could have made sure

we knew you were

serious she did

say I'm

serious yeah but did she use a hand

gesture like I'm

serious you've buried us okay I mean is

that what you want to hear you won we're

nothing and we're the ones who saved the

world there is no way that you saved

anything but your own

skin Jake it's like she was there we we

have an idea though to help us both out

um we're not trying to join spooky links

again but we do have asked did it be a

joint venture for a freaky link to get

its s back freaky

links a joint ADV

Venture

where an

untapped

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hi freaky link Supreme long bottom

McNasty Supreme long bottom and McNasty

hi I'm

BL Rob hi I am Alec Hy

partner yall here to do some ghost

wrestling and we're ready to

wrestle is he serious shouldn't you be

filming you Cs and guys got some pretty

strange going ons around these

parts I'm sorry are you acting this way

for the camera oh I'm sorry are we not

filming right now Alec

if you're going to break character I'm

not paying you went through this this is

your first

strike uh are you paying him to act this

way we are paying him to act this way

no well let me tell you something there

are some strange possessions happenings

around here you know there's actually a

history of dangerous demons taking over

the youth's rounds here he

freeballing and you know where these

paranormal possessions are taking place

par paranormal paranormal you know this

oh cool let's do that do you have a

schedule to go on one of these

possessions I have far off into the city

we got a many ways to go to get

de well we're going to go through the

city can we least get in beong way uh

yeah sure let's

go rob really if you're going to make up

lines b-roll b-roll is a real term yeah

leave the Technic

to it is a t

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this tour would like to know while we

are gathered around a ttin of fire in

the middle of his

home oh I did not set this up oh mood

lighting mood

lighting yeah uh Sean we're trying to be

professional we are professional yeah

professional like when you brought out

those cups okay you told me that we were

not going to talk about the cups that's

a thousand-year-old

whatever you can't believe everything

you read online Sean what do you mean

you can't read I have to we're told not

to understand the media don't listen to

radio don't listen to the TV movies now

I have to take up a new language and

read reading is not a new language Sean

and you can't believe everything you

read

either okay you've proven your point yes

I have wait mine yeah no that was your

point no it was yours no it was

yours what all right I will tell him

Alec could you have him tell us a bit

about

himself

yes he does the

work

work well can you tell us what kind of

work tell

us English you son of a he says the type

of work that he does he does with his

body okay well could you just ask him

why he thinks there's a possession or

who he knows that is

possessed now what he just said was that

him and his daughter was traveling down

south of the city there they were

exploring now what they came across was

a strange old area near abandoned

amusement park there they found a hill

and on the top of this hill was a tree

and this tree was made of dead arms and

human bodies hanging from it he said the

tree was the root of all evil that his

daughter was taken by the tree and

pulled into it and what came out and

what went inside her

body weren't the same

thing don't you mean a tree of

Flesh yes that's the Gateway made all

evil

oo can we meet his

daughter 70° kind of cold

this this seems kind of real hey hey hey

don't break

character this seems kind of elaborate

you guys no no no we didn't set this up

how did you manage

that so you want me to find out

uh-huh

hey how'd you do that

okay she didn't tell me good try can I

talk to it her name is

Anya go for it make

nasty keep it on

her hi Anya

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I am

Jacob hi

there do you know who I

am seriously

Jake what I've never tried talking to

one

before Jacob you know who this

her name is

Ana

Anya can you

see see

what

Jak battery's de in the

camera Anya

do you feel any

pain this

item it looks for

electromagnetic

disturbances Jak do you honestly think

she's going to put off an electrical

field I'm sorry do you want to take over

have you ever fought off a demon

what

happened I think she was on her

period I've never seen a bed Sho bled

before not the only one noticing that

she's on ceing right

now just all part of the

show she was on the

ceiling no

show

so this is

real a professional

opinion she's on the damn

suit

Sean what are you doing

you want things

documented you call any other paranormal

show you

want you call

us yeah holy

water wait how did you get that don't

you have to be like an ordained priest

or a minister of some kind get that y

you put a Bible in water

yeah I don't think that's going to

work but come on there's not some kind

of

like manual is

there whatever you know what it's is

going to work I got

this step aside

Jake I'm

in Sean I'm right outside the

door

Jake

she's looking at

me John Rob's coming

in you're

next false alarm this Rob

she's

gone

okay I'm going to attempt to establish

contact

oh found

her she's under the

bed

hey did you get under

there uh

you enjoying

yourself can't wait for you to join

me under the bed

you

okay

yeah

huh I just saved a little girl's life

that was that was some kind of uh movie

special effects right you you didn't you

didn't set that up did

you oh I'm sorry I didn't hear a word

you just said overall my awesome Sean

nothing in the room was done by you

right no did you just hear I saved

somebody's

life I'm a

hero okay Alec how many people have you

witnessed actually being taken over I

don't know how would I know you guys

hired me okay where did you find this

one

just some that job that comes into the

bar sometimes wait wait wait you didn't

do some kind of character study what

kind of actor are you okay do we think

that that this is maybe like not some

kind of paranormal entity that was

inhabiting our body maybe it was some

sort of disease wait you're saying I

cured a disease what what type of

disease flies away from water you know

what I'm an amazing actor actually thank

you very much what wait dollar Mar of

actors dollar of actors nobody cares

about you're acting hey shut up shut up

shut

up e

okay I think we can actually do some

good here if what we found is

real so what if it was real what what if

it is an EP what a scientist

now it is

something prob from that tree oh yeah

such a great actor he's off script

freeballing Sean shut up okay so what do

we supposed to go and find a tree I mean

what are we saving the world from some

great evil now oh and that's not some

kind of cheap Indie movie plot Sean is

serious people around here think that

that tree has some sort of evil and if

we go and destroy the tree we destroy

the evil it could remove the mental

thing it really could help you guys are

saying there's some kind of like ghost

epidemic going on come

on yo we're still still

here uh Alec is it closing time I don't

I get my drink yet no they usually close

a little later than

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this the s's trying to scare us

away work the sign we needed Sor still

in

there where's this

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Carnival Jake what are you doing

Jake what what are you doing I'm taking

only what we

need it's like you think we're not

coming

big what if we

don't do you know what we're up against

cuz I sure as hell don't

okay I think we should think all this

over Jake I'm with the

actor I mean can we at least stop and

think about what we are

doing I don't know about you guys I'm in

I'm tired of

St it's time to do something I don't

know if Sean set this up or what but I'm

ready to find

out guys this can't be

real how often is a bump in a house a

loose door or a creek just the settling

of the house it all has a reasonable

rational

explanation okay explain what's happened

so far explain just one thing and we'll

turn around and we'll go back

home that's what I thought

Le okay

I'll

Sean you know you're looking at me like

I'm some kind of battle hardened

Pro but I'm

not no I'm

not it's just

me

okay well I mean if that's good enough

for

you then all right I

in lace

okay I'll follow you guys

yes you guys have like done this before

right

yeah we have

we're

here

this is a terrible place for a

park well it actually looks like

somebody beat us to the punch tire

tracks could be teenagers come to do a

little exploration so that's what they

call it

here this could some psycho Killers

place he's going to rape Jake chop up

Lace eat

Alec I will be the last one to tell the

tale hey what about me oh I did you show

him thanks for coming

babe let's

go wow this place is massive

this place looks

deserted it's amazing watching you work

sometimes doesn't even work

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hello what would you do if somebody

answered have

it got

it we have to find the

heart that's what all the books say we

have to find the main focus point

point you were teased as a child

for

nobody wand off too far from each

other I don't think ghosts are what we

think they are

are I mean like yeah we think that there

are people that died and the spirits are

still here

but none of the research I've done has

actually proven that you

know I mean what if there's something

else what if

they like can cross over and mimic

us so they can pretend to be

alive then they come here

I mean it makes sense

do you have to look over your shoulder 5

seconds I'm not the one humming all the

time something I do when I get

nervous

cool open

it there's no way I'm touching any of

that without my hand sanitizer over here

don't know what you're

missing whoa

dude that's a head and hand in a

jar

Alec

Alec come back over here and touch

this just like Scooby-Doo

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Alec Alec

no

Vincent Vincent

this

here here

here why don't you meet the

tree the tree is

so

oh B

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a

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Sean what

happened Alec ran

off must have fall

Sean

Sean

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no

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where are you and what is going on this

is the main question asked by everyone

who comes to enjoy the rides at our

theme park sit back and relax as we

delve into the death and destruction of

your soul let's begin with the steps of

your Terror you will experience Step One

games Gam games are played to ensure

that your departure from this world will

be a Hardy one step two transfer we will

transfer everything you know and love

into something that you now hate and

despise step three

devoured you and the rest of your

existence will become nothing more than

nutrition for our inhabitants

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with the rides at our theme park death

and destruction of your

soul let's begin with the steps of your

Terror you will experience ni

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oh

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please prepare for the first step enjoy

he

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Sur

here here

here

here

here step two transfer

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bre please please just let me go I'll

leave please

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what no

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step

two step two transfer we will transfer

everything you know and love into

something that you now hate and

despise that now concludes our

presentation enjoy

ah a

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d for

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Rob are you okay

you're

Whispering it's not

whispering do you see with your

eyes anyone

else keep watching

film

huh I'm coming to you

me okay

hand got

you where's your

friends it's like some kind of haunted

where's

Waldo back to back okay

here's what we're going to do what marry

go

around go around it's Jake's favorite

ride okay this

way

open and we lay together forever

okay all right let's go back the other

way we haven't even looked yet he's not

here okay okay we're going to go the

other way look for some

chips chips

yeah

chips don't question me on

this okay you could be the

rainbow all right this way

chips okay I'm going to go to the

door you st right

here if you're going to get taken away

let me

know back a little

girl okay it's your turn

squirt

gun what are you got to do with a squirt

gun makes me feel better

and

we this was s

Jake Jake

Sean Jake

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hell don't pull on the hand

BL

feet BL

feet my

feet are you

okay my

legs Sean where were

you I swear if you say you were in the

bathroom

again no Jake I was looking for you we

were looking for chips spent like a

minute looking for

you

chips did you find

any no

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gra this

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sh

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F hold it hold it hold it hold it hold

it

Dam hey hey he's

out look what you do with all your

negativity we're going to die because of

you I'm my negativity you're negative

negative

I'm the one I saved you I could go home

right

now you're not serious sis does that

hurt are you

serious Sean

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you

okay yeah look at you big nice awake

strong man

I held the

door come on guys let's get out of here

let's get out of

here okay all

right what is all this that his face too

they're trying to remove us from our

flesh while imprinting us on their film

reads

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what when we get out of here you're

going to tell me how we know all

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this come on guys guys lace lace she's

over there in the crowd

lace

lace lace

lace pleas Rob pleas

Rob are you okay are you

hurt are you hurt no no what is all of

this it's called ghost you believe us

now we are being imprinted let me go

okay I saw a film on a projector all

these people are from the past they're

being imprinted the same thing is

happening to us what why don't we just

leave we're right here go you guys yeah

we finished everything let's just go no

that's what they want us to do what that

would be too

easy they're trying to force us

out wait are you so are you saying that

if we stay we're going to be stuck here

but if we go we're going to be stuck

here what yeah well that's

conundrum where did you learn that word

it's an nap word of the

day well so then what are we really

going to

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do you three ready

do not lose the SW

guns did I just say

that Roger that seems

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Qui Roger that seems

quiet are you going to repeat everything

we say

I have one

job it's stupid but I'm going to do

it lace wears baby

clothes sorry not sorry I'm not a man

and I don't wear men's

clothing she says she's fat and wears

men's

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clothes that is not what I said

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okay let's begin phase

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one

hello hello

hello I'm a new person who's never came

to this

place and I'm all

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alone a new

bu brand new

Budd

hello I'm wearing a

dress all right guys I'm done

I think it knows we're here Sean

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P me

back hold

me

guys oh my God

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hey are you guys

okay what's happening are you

okay guys

hey are you guys

okay

don't come and get me mother

andow some time now for you to take a

break welcome you person who has already

been through two of the steps and now

welcome to step three at this moment in

time allow for unhurried thought

process and begin to let your body

relax relax the best you

can give yourself space from any

distractions and just let your mind

wander wandering or

daydreaming can open your mind to peace

and relaxation

for your mind and

body whatever is going on around you

right

now let any sounds gently fade and mix

in with this

meditation have no expectations of

anything except being free with your

mind to drift anywhere you want to go

that is the Bea each of your souls will

now be extracted one at a time

observe guys are you

okay what's

happening

guys guys are you

there screw this

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now the next to join

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and another has joined us

or to

be for

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water is not damaging so don't worry now

get ready to join our Splendid amusement

park do not lose the squir guns you put

a Bible in water it's not water it's gas

right did you go see him today

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com

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for

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okay I'll follow you guys

yes I don't think ghosts are what we

think they

are I mean what if there's something

else what if

they like can cross over and mimic

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us okay I think we can actually do some

good here if what we found is real

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for

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you guys help yourselves

you guys uh find you looking

for yes yes we did

oh can I get some

coffee you hate Cofe I love coffee you

don't like

coffee oh yeah

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just I just take a juice or something I

don't care oh

God okay out of

chers Jake I I I I can't do this anymore

yeah mean it

going

home why do we keep doing

this two of our friends are

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dead your legs are broken

we heard everyone we come

into into contact

with we'll need more gas

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