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[Opening Music]

(SINGING) We're going on a girls trip to the snow!

We're going on a girls trip to the snow!

We're going on a girls trip to the snow!

This is going to be SO much fun. I'm so glad you get to meet

my primary school friend Tricia too!

How come I've never heard of this Tricia girl before?

She was my best friend before I met you.

We drifted apart in recent years,

but we've been messaging more these days!

Honestly, Sarah, no disrespect,

but I don't care about meeting your old bestie.

In fact, it makes me a little bit jealous,

so I don't want to talk about that.

All I care about is going snowboarding.

Woo, hey, Sarahhh!

Oh my god, it's been soo long since I've seen you!

Hey Tricia!

This is my bestie, Rachel!

So nice to meet you!

Oh my god, sorry that YOU have the new job

to be Sarah s bestie now, haha JK.

(ANGRY) Hhmph...

Let me introduce you to some of my mates.

This is Sophia, my current bestie.

She's an influencer from America.

Hi, I'm having a mental breakdown

and so I'm trying travel vlogging here in Australia,

I also do beauty stuff, I also do NPC stuff

and I know my followers will love this content...

Hi you guys, I'm here in Australia.

Ha- have you ever been to Australia?

Comment down below in the chat.

I've actually been meaning to tell you guys -...

And this is Megan, I met her on Bumble BFF.

HellooOoOoo,

sorry I was listening to Night-Core versions

of my favourite songs wif my noise cancelling headphones.

Bloing!

Alright, we're late. Let's go.

(Sophia babbling) It came out in the news,

(Sophia babbling) I-I read this somewhere,

that actually BPA is good for you...

um so it's actually totally fine...

Get amongst it!

Welcome to the Snowy resort, I'm the Sponsor Monster!

Can I see your tickets, please?

[beep]

Thank you.

No worries!! G-get amongst it! Haha. Have some free stickers.

Ow!

Oh my god, I can't believe he's got

a sponsorship, that's so hot. I want one.

[whip cracks]!

OW!

Not to be rude,

but I'm trying to listen to my GPS give directions,

and youse are talking a bit too much.

So a bit of shoosh, please:)

AAAAAH oh my god oh my god this is so awesome wow wow wow

I love it I came for it I see it

Wow, what a quaint little quirky cabin!

I love this!

How'd you find this place, Tricia?

My family owns this place and never uses it.

Why do you ask?

Just wondering. Alright. I'm going snowboarding.

- OI! - Sorry, Rachel!

I'll need to confiscate this.

We aren't going outside today.

You can do that tomorrow

when we have our allocated outside time,

which reminds me,

it's time to review the schedule!

I'll mirror my laptop to the TV.

Ok, everyone I'm going to read the schedule -

MEGAN! Be quiet!

I wasn't speaking?

Sorry it's just, it's your aura or something,

its bugging me, sorry... anyway,

so today we're going to be dancing together

in the living room from 4pm to 2am.

How does that sound?

Like a party? Oh my god,

that is so good for content!

Can I invite the Sponsor Monster?

No, Sophia, It's a girls trip and we're going to dance

for 10 hours straight in the living room

and be happy about it.

That's a long time to dance...

Classic negative, Sarah. You haven't changed a bit.

Come on, we haven't seen each other for so long,

it's going to be a quality bonding experience

that we can all benefit from

and bring back into our personal lives.

[Bing].

What's that?

NOTHING! Let's dance girls!

[Dance Music].

All right, I'm going to go to bed girls.

Sorry that there is only one bedroom,

but I'm sure you'll find the ground comfortable here.

Goodnight!

And then...

I was filming some content for my 2nd channel

but when I'd finished editing it...

I accidentally uploaded it to my MAIN channel!

oOoOOO.

Shut up, that's not scary. Let's do something else.

Let's prank call some stupid cunts from school.

Wait, no, I can't do that.

It's Jennifer. Say something mean.

(PANICS) Ah, Hi Jennifer,

it's your doctor and you have... cancer.

Goodbye.

What the fuck.

That was too far, Sarah. My uncle died from cancer.

Oh, sorry, you said say something mean.

Nah that's not funny, mate. Don't go there.

Oh look, there's a cabin on the mountain over there...

and HU-MANS are out the front partaking in... fun!

Ooooo that looks cool. Let's go.

Didn't Tricia say we can't leave the cabin, though?

Why do you care what she says?

Personally, I don't like the way she speaks to you, Sarah.

Oh no, it's fine, it's ok, don't worry about that,

it's just our quirky friend dynamic.

That's how we've always talked to each other.

I don't like it. She's ruining the trip.

Oh my god, that place looks perfect

for more content.

- Let's go.

- But how are we going to get there?

(SNOTTY VOICE) You can take me! The Flying Fox.

This is how we get around

on the Wollongong Snowy Mountains.

Fucking hate all these stupid CHARACTERS!

(SONG) The flying fox,

the flying fox, transports you to where you need to gooooo...

he's Really really smart

and really really good and real-lly good.

He's tall, an engineer, magnificent.

I'm alive, I'm alive in the world,

I look around and see my friends.

I go from place to place.

I think about all the things in the universe,

in my brain, in my brain. In my brainnn.

[party music]

Oh cool,

you are from the other cabin on that Snowy Mountain

(POINT) over there...

but it's cool that you've come to visit our cabin

on this Snowy Mountain (POINTS AT GROUND) over here.

Would you like to stay for a little bit

and have some fun with us?

Yeah, ok.

I took the girls over here...

that was because of me...

anyway, time to transition to the next scene.

Oh my gosh, I blacked out.

What happened last night?

We went to the party over there, had a big night.

I had sex with a sandwich press.

Mmmmm, I found myself a...

maAaAaan.

Ooo, he's excited too ;)

Megan, wake up.

AHHH.

You brought a guy back from that party

and killed him didn't ya?

NO! I swear!!!

I remember he said he wanted to come back

to our cabin to snuggle,

cuddle and whisper “I love you ” in my ear.

Then I woke up and now he's dead!

Oh my god,

this is just like that A24 movie Bodies Bodies Bodies!

Maybe he died by accident and there's no killer!

Thanks for spoiling Bodies Bodies Bodies for me

you stupid bitch,

and that's EXACTLY something the killer would say.

Can you excuse us, Megan?

Lets go to the bathroom to discuss.

Hi stream, in the bathroom, just saw a dead guy!

Oh my god, what do we do? Should we go home?

No, I'm not going home until I go snowboarding.

I don't care how many people have to get killed.

Oh, that would be a great chance

to get some footage of you snowboarding.

Shut up, we get the bit.

You film stuff and you're an influencer character.

Let's go back out there, and talk to Megan

and see if she remembers anything else from the party.

- AHHHH. - AHHHH.

(SOFT) What's going on here?

[thunder and lightning]

Megan has been killed!

Hm. It appears she has. No matter.

But according to the schedule

you girls should be dancing right now.

What is going on Tricia?

I feel like ever since we got here

you've been acting really weird!

You're just mad cause you're ugly,

and you've always been ugly,

and you're just annoyed that you're finding out

that you're ugly now.

OI! NO ONE TALKS TO MY SARAH LIKE THAT!

QUIET! [whip]

You shall all do as I say, you awful little wenches.

Dance in the living room for another 10 hour session

while I go back to my room

and do some admin and check my emails

and Slack messages.

That's it, we have to do something.

Let's go through those vents to get to Tricia's room.

That's also a perfect opportunity to make

a music video and I can dabble in rap.

Yo, yo, yo, My name is Sophia

and I'm doing a rap video in a vent with Sarah

and Rachel and we're crawling through the vents

and I'm doing rap, I do rap now.

This is my rap video. Rachel, tell them what's up.

I don't wanna rap, I wanna snow board

I hate all of youse and I'm really really bored

I'm sick of this dumb shit and being in the vents

None of this episode makes any sense.

What are you all doing here? Get out of my room.

What the bloody hell is that?

- I can explain! - NO! I can explain.

My name is Joshua The Cabin. You're inside me right now.

Tricia and I are in a relationship

and she has been trying to help me

with my neck pains. Tricia said she had some friends

she could bring to dance on the floorboards

inside me to try and ease the pain

but when I saw a guy come in here,

I had to kill him

because I prefer the female touch of a masseuse.

Such as youse.

Why did you kill Megan?

She was annoying.

- Oh. - Yeah, fair.

Hey stream! I'm with a talking cabin.

NOoo don't film me!

I don't want my face out there on the internet!

With the current state of AI videos,

I don't like the idea of my face being used in a video

I don't consent to.

RARAAA

Oh no, the cabin is falling down!

What do we do?

I've just thought of the best idea

that's ever entered my Rachel brain.

[dramatic music]

Where do you think youse girls are going?

I want that footage from that SD card erased!

... raaa... rahuh.... Rrrr...

Come back here!

Ahh where are you going?

RRRRRR! OW!

Oh, Wait a second,

my pain has gone.

I feel less insane now too.

I think I'm cured!

Oh, that's so nice to hear.

So, I suppose, you won't need us in your head,

dancing on your floorboards to ease your pain?

And you don't need me to delete my footage?

Nah, it's all good.

Now that my pain is gone, my fear of my face being used

in AI videos almost feels silly now.

I mean, I still have complicated feelings about it

but it's just interesting to me how much physical ailments

can actually affect your mental health,

so I'm now in a better state of mind, now.

I'm sorry I manipulated you

and got your friends to come over

and massage my neck. I realise now...

actually, I don't know what I should have done

but let's go have a nice date night

and enjoy the sunset or something.

You're the hottest cabin EVER!

[kiss]

Ow!

Watch where you're going, you brute!

Hey! You were in MY way!

WAIT?

Is there a girl in your cabin head?

Yeah she's my girlfriend. - This is a crazy idea

but can I come on a wholesome threesome date with you two?

Yas! Normalise Wholesome Threesome Dates.

[romantic music]

What a weird day. - I know.

SOPHIA, GET AMONGST IT!

- YEAH?

I've been watching you online document

this snow trip and I've gotta say,

you are ready for a sponsorship deal.

OH MY GOD. THANK YOU!

I mean I don't have one yet

but I have been tagging all the big companies

and maybe you and me can collaborate

and be a content creator power duo.

GET AMONGST IT!

(DISAPPOINTED) Ugh, whatever. It's better then nothing.

[kiss and giggles]

Urgh, I remember why I stopped

being best friends with Tricia,

she uses me a lot. Just like she used me today.

Well at least you've got me.

The bestest caring bestie in the whole world.

- Thanks, Rachel.

This has actually been a pretty cool snow trip.

You know what would make it even cooler.

- YEAAAHHHHHH! - WOOOOOOHOOOOO.

I would just like to say this is the end of the episode,

thank you for watching!