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Hello?

Yes, hi.

What seems to be the crisis today?

Okay, yeah, Hollywood.

Love working in Hollywood.

You just meet the most interesting people.

Yeah, okay.

Alright, so it's a breakup, and you're definitely

going to need me, alright?

Well, who's the unfortunate couple?

Oh, really?

Chanel and Johnny?

Man, they were so cute together.

I guess that's what they say, you know,

you can't believe everything that you read in

the tabloids.

Okay, well, it's not going to be a

problem.

You just tell Chanel's publicist that I will

be on my way.

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Okay, just make sure that she knows that

she can't speak to anybody.

I need to speak to her before she

talks to the press.

I don't want her talking to the gardener.

I don't want her talking to anybody, okay?

I'll be over there, and I'll brief her

on everything, and I'm leaving right now, okay?

So you just let her know.

Alright, thank you.

Oh my

goodness, Chanel's

freaking president.

What am I going to wear?

No big deal.

I do this all the time.

Yeah, okay.

Alright.

Alright.

Yeah.

Alright.

Cool.

Selected.

Chanel Preston.

She's never going to take me seriously.

Jesus.

Freaking stretcher.

God, I have nothing to wear.

Nothing to wear.

Hi, Chanel.

I'm Marina Sky.

I'm your number one fan.

That's so creepy.

Okay.

Hi, Chanel.

I'm Marina.

You got nothing to worry about, baby girl.

I'm here to solve all your problems.

You got this.

Yes.

You suck.

You know she's going to want you after

I take all of your fucking money.

No, she's just going to get the riches,

and you're going to be nothing by the

time I'm done with you, you fucking asshole.

You don't hang up on me.

I hang up on you.

Yeah.

This thing is his.

This is all mine.

That's mine.

This is mine.

This is mine.

Who are you?

I'm the publicist.

I'm Marina Sky.

I found out because I found text messages

on his computer, and I saw some whore

was texting him like, oh, I love you,

and I was like, who the fuck is

this bitch?

And then you know what else?

Oh, this is mostly from hating hard.

Is there self-tanner on the bed, and

I don't wear self-tanner.

Victim.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

He's not a victim.

He's not a victim.

I love all this.

These trains, their cows, Hollywood is mine.

Okay, it's mine.

We just want to make sure that nobody

thinks that he left you for another woman.

What?

Oh, no.

No, I don't think so.

No.

No.

We just need to come up with a

plan.

I am going to leave him for another

woman.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm a big lesbian.

I want to emasculate.

He's going to be a complete idiot when

he gets left for another woman.

Well, we just need to come up with

a plan.

Good plan.

All right, so I need to find a

woman.

She needs to be stunning because he needs

to be completely jealous.

I don't know if that's the best idea.

Don't you work for me?

You work for me.

I'm hiring you.

So we're going to find a woman.

She's going to be so hot.

She's going to be so jealous, and she

needs to know how to act in front

of media.

I really think we should consult with Alan

about this first before we go for it.

You.

You.

You're hot.

Look how pretty you are.

You.

You.

Come here.

Come here.

Let me see.

Yes, you're going to be my girlfriend.

Okay, we're going to start dating.

Don't worry.

It's going to be fake.

It's going to be fake.

This is my job.

And then you'll have to be able to

stand next to me, and you'll have to

be able to pretend now.

I'm not a lesbian.

Let's see here.

I travel a lot.

I travel a lot.

So let's see.

Let's see.

Come here.

Let me see something.

I need to know that you look good

next to me.

Take this off.

Just take it off.

It's fine.

Let's just see.

I really don't think this is a good

idea.

I mean, of course I want to love

a woman with big boobs.

Let me just take this off.

I really don't think this is a good

idea.

Just let me see.

I think we should call Alan.

Look at this.

You would be great.

Great for what?

This is going to be amazing.

You're going to be the woman I'm having

an affair with.

We can't have an affair.

Just take this off.

I want to know what you look like

in a bikini.

Stand up.

Stand up.

Let me see you.

Face me.

Face me.

Okay.

Oh, I like this so far.

I really don't think that's a good idea.

No.

I'm hiring you.

Okay?

And this is the plan.

Oh, this is nice.

Have a seat.

Have a seat.

Okay.

So this needs to be believable.

So you have to kiss me.

I...

Kiss me.

No.

You have to kiss me like you mean

it.

Otherwise this is just going to fail.

Do you want me to fail?

Do you want me to look like an

idiot?

I've never kissed a girl.

Do you want me to look like an

idiot?

Can you show me?

Ready?

Okay.

This needs to be believable.

That was so much better.

Everyone's going to believe us.

We've got to make sure our boobs look

nice together, okay?

Yeah.

Here, what do you think?

I think you're beautiful.

Yeah?

Do you think that we'll go out together?

Who's going to say that?

Everyone's going to be so jealous of us.

We're going to be the hottest things in

Hollywood.

I still don't know if this is the

best idea.

Haven't you always wanted to be known?

Everyone's going to know who you are.

Take this off.

I want you to touch me.

Because sometimes when we're in public, people are

going to expect us to touch each other.

So touch me.

I just didn't come here to do this.

Touch me.

Do it.

It's just temporary.

It's just so everyone believes.

Don't you want to do really good at

your job?

I love you.

Oh my god.

Your mouth looks so fucking sexy.

I know.

Fuck you.

Oh

yeah.

I love you.

You are ridiculously hot.

I can't believe I'm kissing you.

Yes.

Yes.

That's perfect.

I want to see that tongue over me.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

That's so fucking good.

It's so little.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

I want you to fuck me like my

husband did.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Do you want to put my finger in

your pussy?

No.

It's so hot.

No.

Yes.

Oh my god.

That fucking asshole is going to be so

jealous.

He knows that I have such a beautiful

little whore as my girlfriend.

And then she fucks me every fucking day.

And then she gives me what I want.

I'm going to fucking give you what I

want.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes.

It's so fucking good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

I want to come in your mouth.

I want to come in that pretty little

mouth of yours.

Fuck yes.

Fuck yes.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

This is the best beer I've ever had.

This is the best.

This was the best idea.

You're the best beer person.

This was all your idea.

This was all your idea.

Come on.

I want to taste that.

I want to taste that.

So nice.

Yes.

So...

So sexy.

It's so good.

I love you.

I miss you.

That will be my story.

Oh my god.

Just tell them that I never wanted to

be with my husband.

Because he's a fucking loser.

And that I just want to be with

you.

You don't need him anyways.

Oh my god.

He's gonna be so sorry.

He cheated on you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Not anybody could ever cheat on you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Why did you make me go?

Oh my god.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Your fucking mouth is so good.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna go all over your mouth.

Don't stop.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'm coming so good.

Kiss me again.

Oh I want to taste your lips.

I feel so good.

You.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh fuck me with that tongue of yours.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I knew you wanted me.

I knew you wanted me.

Oh my god.

Kiss me.

Oh god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Kiss me.

Oh god.

It's so fucking good.

Oh my god.

Kiss me.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

My prostitutes.

My prostitutes.

Oh my god.

Drink them.

Drink them.

Kiss kiss kiss kiss.

Kiss me.

Oh my god.

Sticky fingers in me.

Sticky fingers on me.

It's so fucking sexy.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking little.

It's tiny.

Here fuck me.

There we go.

There we go.

Sticky fingers in me.

Sticky fingers in me.

Open up that lip.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

I gotta keep going.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

I'm so good at you.

Oh my god.

I wanna feel that pussy on my pussy.

It's so good.

That pussy.

Yes.

Beautiful.

My pussy.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking pretty.

Those lips.

That's the best person I've ever had.

Oh my god.

My husband is gonna be so sorry.

He's gonna be so fucking jealous.

Make him jealous.

Make him want you back.

He's gonna love you.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

Oh fuck.

It's so fucking good.

Yes.

Oh my

god.

It's so fucking good.

It's so fucking good.

Oh my god.

Your pussy is amazing.

Your pussy is so sexy.

It's so sexy.

Yes.

Yeah there we go.

There we go.

Your pussy is so fucking good.

Oh my god.

I love that pussy.

Yes.

It's so pretty.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my God, she's right there.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my God, oh my God, yes, yes,

yes.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my

god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

my god, oh my god, oh my god,

oh my god, oh my god, oh my

god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

my god, oh my god, oh my god,

oh my god, oh

my god, oh my god, oh my

god.

I knew I was going to call you

that someday.

That's a great start.

I have a confession to make.

What's that?

I'm like, your biggest fan.

Honey, everyone is.

But this is just an act, remember?

Yeah, it's just for the story.

Johnny Castle is going to be so, so

jealous.

I can't wait until he finds out.