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Miss, how are you?

I'm charging you with disorderly conduct.

You have the right to remain silent,

but anything you say may be used as evidence in court.

Madam, it's done!

It's not done yet! Take him away!

- Nothing to see here. Go away! - Excuse us!

- I'll take him back first. - Good.

Move!

Get out of the way!

Curry, come back now! There's a robbery in Tsim Sha Tsui East.

Where's the key?

The key?!

Freeze!

Brother Tung, what do we do now?

Drive the car away! Bat Chung, cover us!

Bat Chung! Get in the truck, quick!

Get in the truck, now!

Whoa! That's intense!

Don't move!

I've no idea if there are bullets in this gun.

Give it a go, if you have the guts!

Don't obstruct us, there's nothing to see here!

Madam, was he involved in the robbery?

- Take him in for questioning first. - OK!

Madam is smart, Madam is strong,

Madam can't be topped!

Madam, did it sound good?

It sounded good, but it was too loud.

Careful Wong doesn't hear, or he'll demote me.

- Alright, back to work! - OK! Start working!

Madam is great, Madam is wonderful,

Madam can't be topped!

- What business is it of yours?! - Sir, I'm very happy for you!

Get going!

Wong, Sir!

It can't be! You're sending flowers?

That's too old-fashioned!

I agree.

Luckily, they're not from me.

"Richard Nornen". Which district is he from?

I never heard of him.

He was my mentor while I was training at Scotland Yard.

I'm going to the U.K. on vacation in a few days, and staying at his home.

Then I have no chance?!

Wong, Sir, don't take advantage of me!

I'll tell your wife you're having an affair!

I forgot your attitude was rather spicy.

Not easy to digest.

Alright, back to business.

I don't want you to take that vacation, OK?

Wong, Sir, Don't do this!

I haven't had a vacation in ages!

I know, but so much has happened recently.

The superiors want to launch a campaign against pornography this month.

A job like that will take forever.

Whatever you do, I don't want to lose my vacation!

Hello!

Is that all?

Fine, I still have lots of flowers to send.

Dinner tonight?

Alright!

Let's meet at the hotel.

It's done!

2.4 BILLION YUAN DEAL

Mr. Dik, please come in.

What does this mean?

Let's not beat around the bush.

My boss has ordered me to exchange this HK $1m

with you for the microfilm of that forged contract.

The money's yours.

Let me tell you, if it were 10 or 20 years ago

this much money would be really attractive to me.

But now I'm old, I don't want to take such a big risk.

You know I've always handled matters responsibly.

Like you, I also act responsibly.

No, stop messing around!

You're a professional auditor.

I'm a professional killer.

Put down the gun, I'll shout for help!

Anybody there?

Anybody there?

Oh, he's asleep.

Miss, may I ask who you're looking for?

Is Mr. Nornen there, please?

Oh, he just fell asleep. Please come in!

Thanks!

You invite me to dinner and then you fall asleep?!

Quick, get changed!

Hurry up! Excuse me!

C.I.D., there's been a murder upstairs.

Report it to the police, quickly!

Hold it!

Miss, were you calling me?

How many waiters do you have in your hotel?

Please tell me.

- I'm not sure. - Then think!

About 100 or more.

Ask them all to come out.

Fifty-fifty split, this is yours!

Pound Sterling is one to nine.

One to nine? It's one to eleven!

Take it then!

No thanks, I'm afraid of foreign currency.

This is all ours.

This is useless, throw it away!

Hey! A passport's useful. Panadol can use it!

That's why I'm throwing it away!

We're all brothers. Why not just give it to him?

Hey, now there's so much cash, why don't we go clubbing?

Go club your head! I'm going to find Panadol.

Who is it?

Registered letter for Block C, 18th Floor.

Registered letter?

Don't move!

Hurry, open the door!

You're pressing my head! How can I open the door?!

Let go, now!

Oh, yeah!

Thanks!

I was stupid to open the door.

But you're even stupider than me for letting go!

You really are amazingly stupid!

I have loads of these fakes!

Check it out!

Try and scare me?

Still trying to run?!

Hey, Big Brother! Let's talk about it!

I shouldn't have climbed so high!

Get up! Where d'you think you're going?!

Hey! Brother Chan!

I've helped you out so many times.

I didn't open the door this once. No need to be so hostile!

Stop bullshitting!

Look at the ID cards you made for us!

You must be mistaken!

They weren't like this when I gave them to you.

So it's my mistake?!

What did you use to make these ID cards?

Take them out and the light fades them!

And these pistols cost me $2,000 apiece.

No better than a child's toy!

They'll be recognised as fakes right away!

Yeah it's fake, but no way could that be seen at a glance.

I made it according to your sample.

According to the sample, you say?

Compare it with a real one!

It's almost the same!

Hey, don't move!

Stand against the wall! Closer!

You three bumpkins!

Now the gun's in my hand, let's see how brave you are!

See, if you're as loud and fierce as I was just then,

people will take you seriously, even if the guns are fake.

Now I'm mixing the real one in with the fakes.

There!

See if there's any difference. Look, there's no difference!

Look, as you please.

Deary me!

Jeez!

- Your boss picked the wrong one. - Fake?

To prove it one way or the other, let's test it with your head!

No, my head is very real!

Hey! Let me shoot, then we'll know if it's real!

- Get up! - I don't need your help--

Hey, that sounds like Panadol!

Who else would it be? How do we save him?

PC 1234, the suspect on the left, get after him!

Stop beating him, the cops are here!

- What do we do? - Stupid! Useless!

We go that way!

Reporting, sir! We put out a dragnet.

They can't escape!

OK, we're ready for action!

- Charge! - Charge!

Out the way!

Big Brother, let me go first. I climb slowly!

Who asked you to cheat us? You can wait here to die!

Hey! You're climbing so slowly, now it's you who's screwed!

Better you die than me!

Drop dead!

What the hell are you doing?

You're more damn trouble than you're worth, Panadol!

Lucky we came when we did!

It'd be better if you hadn't come. You drove my customers away!

What business will I have now?

I've said it before, you needn't pity him.

Save him and all we get is sarcasm.

Let him get beaten to death. Always lying and cheating...

If you're so smart, then how come you're a thief?

We thieves act with dignity.

Unlike you with your dangerous forgeries!

Alright, you two, stop arguing!

Aren't you tired of it after more than 20 years?!

Why are you drinking my beer?

Ha! You're so stingy!

Don't you take anything of mine!

Stop arguing, will you?!

I don't want to argue. He started it!

So it's my fault again?

- What's wrong with your neck? - It's sprained!

Don't pick stuff up if it's sprained.

Let me get the real gun back.

Real or fake, it's all good. Come on.

Big Brother, it took two months to heal last time you twisted it!

Get the real gun for me.

My God, I'm afraid of you!

You're so troublesome!

You're always doing these weird things!

Aspirin, take out the cashbox.

Hurry up!

STRANGERS: KEEP OUT! MAD DOG INSIDE!

There, $2,000 per person!

How long will it take to save enough to buy Master a house?

You don't want to save it?

Hold it!

Let me see if the cash's fake.

STAGE PROP

Just as well I had a look.

You trying to cheat Master, too?!

So I got it wrong. What a fuss over nothing!

Even if I were starving to death, I'd never take Master's money!

You wouldn't do it if you had even half a heart!

I hate people like you the most, you cold-blooded animal!

Cold-blooded animal?

Go away! I'm inhuman?

I'm capable of anything? Then go!

There, he told me to go, so I'll go!

What is it with you two?! You argue over every little thing!

You've been arguing for over 20 years! I'm tired of being a peacemaker!

You two don't care, but I'm sick of it!

I'm going to tell Master I quit!

You two can go to hell!

Why take it so seriously? We're just kidding!

Right, we've been like this since we were kids.

Why lose your temper?

That's your excuse,

I don't care about you two always arguing.

- We're going out for dinner tonight. - Great!

You're paying! Go get the cash box.

Just you wait--

Panadol, is this passport useful to you?

Of course!

I'll have it done by tonight.

Let's go!

What?! The film's missing?

Big Brother, missing doesn't mean the police have it.

I'm sure I can get it back.

Don't just say you're sure. You must find it!

If that film's not in my hands by tomorrow,

I won't rest easy.

I promise that the thief won't escape me.

Hearing that from you, I can rest easy.

Madam, the foreigner's autopsy report is back.

It doesn't say he committed suicide?

There were no unusual wounds on the deceased's body,

or signs of a struggle before death.

The cause of death was a .45 calibre bullet.

The shot went through the roof of the mouth and into the brain.

We have clues!

The assassin commits the crime, cleanly and efficiently.

Must be a professional killer.

Do you know how many professional killers there are in the world?

- I don't know. - I don't know, either.

I do know why you've never had a promotion after all this time.

Why's that?

You're stupid!

The same reason why he's not been fired yet.

Wong, Sir, just like you.

No more joking!

Is the autopsy report for Richard Nornen out yet?

Yes! Wong, Sir, are we taking on this case?

Maybe. Maybe not.

Richard Nornen worked for the London branch of the Commercial Crime Bureau.

His visit to Hong Kong was a vacation in name only.

In fact, he was here to investigate Tin's real estate bribery case.

He may have uncovered criminal evidence.

So that's why he was killed.

London has sent someone to investigate the case,

and it's your responsibility to assist her.

That means you'll be the subordinate!

Shut your mouth!

Who is it?

It's early, who is it?

Just deliver the newspaper!

Why ring the bell?

Who are you scolding?

I'm not scolding you. I like talking to myself sometimes!

Don't give me that wide-eyed stare, alright?!

Ridiculous!

FOREIGN TOURIST KILLED IN HOTEL POLICE CLASSIFY CASE AS HOMICIDE

Hey, Aspirin!

I'm here.

Why are you there?

Get up and read the paper.

Don't bother me, just read it out, OK?

"Foreign tourist killed in hotel. Police classify case as homicide."

It's the hotel we stole from!

The passport we gave to Panadol belonged to this foreigner.

See!

So, what's the big deal?

If Panadol gives the passport to someone else,

if that person gets arrested by the cops,

if that person rats out Panadol,

if Panadol confesses that we gave it to him...

There shouldn't be so many "ifs", right?

That's right!

No, for safety's sake, we better find Panadol!

Find Panadol? He's waiting for us at Master's place.

POK OI NURSING HOME

Hey, she's coming...

- My heart's palpitating! - Apply the oil!

I have a weak heart!

She's here!

No need to be nervous, she's coming in.

Whoa! Awesome!

Got it!

No!

Hey, you can't...!

This chicken was ordered by the superintendent.

You're not supposed to eat greasy food.

Spit it all out!

Take the chicken back, too!

I'll deliver to this room in future.

We're here!

Master!

Look!

I can't see them. What are they?

- Biscuits. - Fruit.

- Water. - Water?

Yeah, I bought water for Master.

Bought water?!

Mineral spring... it's mineral spring water!

Family visitation should not exceed 30 minutes.

Now close the door!

Master, it's fruit!

Fruit.

Master, smell it!

Rice wine?! Great!

Also...

My heart!

Calm down, or you won't live to eat it!

Come on.

Master, we have something to discuss with you.

I know that!

Why else would all three of you visit me together?

Master, don't say that!

We all care about you.

We're saving up now to buy you a house.

Yeah, yeah.

That's good, but after I die who will the house belong to?

When you're dead? It'll belong to us, of course!

I'm not dead yet, and still it belongs to you!

Say what you want, but be careful, the walls have ears!

Go on. We can't hear anything now!

- What? - I can't hear you either!

It's like this, Master...

You what?! How could that happen?!

- It's a really big deal! - Eh?

If it were 40 years ago, I would've just ignored him.

20 years ago, and I would've beat him up!

But now the only way is to act like Yue Fei's mother.

Ah, that means stabbing him in the back?

That's right!

Master, if we opt to stab him in the back,

he might get arrested, then stab us in the back.

If he confesses I gave him the passport, I'll have to rat out these two!

- Then the three of you are going to jail! - Yeah.

But jail's still better than death!

Yeah, why didn't I think of that?

There's no time to lose. As I recall, there's a phone outside.

Why don't you go and make the call?

Why aren't you making the call?

Hurry up!

Hello, Police Station?! I have information!

Madam, a lead on line one.

Someone will use Richard Nornen's passport to try and leave the country.

Hello?

- Tell the others to get to the airport. - Yes, Madam!

Two of you guard the door, the rest follow me.

Yes, Madam!

Excuse me, please!

I'm a Senior Inspector with the Serious Crime Squad.

Please look up a passenger holding British passport E157765 for me.

- Has he checked in? - Hold on a moment.

He's already checked in.

His plane takes off in half an hour.

Thanks! Follow me!

Please take off your glasses.

C.I.D., please come with me.

- Don't move! - Don't shoot!

Don't run!

Don't run!

Don't run!

Still running?!

Don't run! Stop right there!

- Don't shoot! - Don't come any closer.

- I'll strangle her! - Stay back!

Freeze!

Take him back!

Very good!

This foreign woman is powerful.

She's strong, but her figure is not so good.

With her skills, she's best suited to performing in a nightclub.

Thank you!

She can speak Cantonese.

You talk too much!

Sorry if they were being impolite.

Their manners are bad, but their incompetence is even worse.

Not only can she speak Cantonese, she can use it to tell us off!

Miss, please stop!

What's the meaning of this?

On behalf of the Royal Hong Kong Police,

I'm now arresting you for fighting in the airport.

Please accompany me to the police station.

Is that necessary?

I mean, "yes".

Hi, Carrie!

Hey, Boss!

Sorry, I'm late.

We had a situation here.

I know!

She saw everything.

You two know each other?

I know her. This is Senior Inspector Ng Lok-Sai.

I know you, too!

You're the Senior Inspector from Scotland Yard.

Carrie Morris, isn't it?

Alright, you two will be working together.

Excuse me, Inspector Ng,

but do you always make such a big scene when you catch a criminal?

Obviously not!

And now Inspector Carrie's here, it won't happen again.

Kid, you run whilst you're on bail?

I admire your talent.

Now, tell me, where did this passport come from?

- Speak, or I'll beat you up! - Japan Boy!

Let me question him. Leave.

Yes, Madam.

It doesn't matter who questions me.

I won't talk.

That's awfully loyal.

Too bad our informant didn't share your sense of loyalty.

Why don't you talk and give him a taste of his own medicine?

You're wasting your time!

He'll get a few years at most.

No real advantage there.

Better let me stab him a few times to even things up!

It'd be better for you to talk.

Could save you a few years.

I don't care if it's eight years or ten.

Besides, when I'm released, I'll butcher him!

Then you'll know who it is!

Don't be rash!

Have a cup of tea and think carefully before you make up your mind.

There's no need. No good deed goes unpunished.

You're so calm and collected.

The department pays us a good wage to be cops,

not kindergarten teachers.

Ask him like that, you'll never get a proper answer.

And if you ask, he'll give you an answer?

I've no idea.

But if your way doesn't work,

why not try my way?

Alright. Let's try your way, then.

You let me go just to fight with you?

Fight?

You couldn't beat me at the airport, never mind here.

You want to give me another chance to beat you up?

You're pretty rude.

Who'd marry you?

You talk too much!

I don't believe in miracles.

But I believe you'll confess to me of your own accord.

Sooner or later, you'll have to talk.

Talk sooner, and you won't become a cripple!

You wouldn't dare hit me!

You sure?

You can't hit me like that, I'll sue you!

- I want a medical check-up! - Check-up?

If you want a check-up, you're not injured enough yet!

Shit!

Well? Has she asked him anything?

Asked? She's too busy fighting.

She's going to kill him if she's not careful.

Really? Alright let's go in and check it out.

Madam, he's dying! Stop hitting him!

Forget it.

If beating him up worked we would've done it already!

You're so gentle. You go ask him!

Sir, I need a medical check-up!

Playing the victim? You'd be fine if you talked sooner!

Madam, he really is hurt.

Fine, take him to the hospital.

What rotten luck, getting caught at the airport.

No wonder! Someone must've informed on him.

Who informed on him?

The one that gave him the passport.

Who else?!

Flat tire. Hey, get out and lend a hand.

Don't run! Get him!

Don't run! Still running?!

Quick, after him!

Hello, Serious Crime Squad.

What?! He got away?

Whose idea was that?

It was my idea.

You made the decision to let him go?

Don't you realise what the consequences could be?

He may be Richard Nornen's killer.

You let him go and he may kill many others.

If blame comes down from upstairs, you can take all the responsibility.

I know what I'm doing.

You don't have to tell me what to do.

I let him go, I'll get him back.

Right now he's being watched, but soon we'll get the clues.

You wait and see.

Sometimes it's no good having too many investigators.

The most important thing is to use your brain!

Reporting, Madam. First step was successful.

Begin the second step.

♪ "Any Empty Wine Bottles for Sale" ♪

I knew you'd get out. I have everything ready for you.

US dollars, plane ticket, passport...

I prepared something for you, a death certificate!

Dead end?

I'll beat you to death!

Hey, why isn't Madam here yet?

Call her.

Still trying to run?

Death by throwing!

You damn rat! Stab me in the back?!

- No, I didn't! - You deny it?!

No, I really didn't. Believe me, I'll swear an oath.

If I stabbed you in the back, I'll fall to my death.

Fine, then go to hell!

No! Help!

You scared me to death!

Now you know the consequence of stabbing me in the back?

I know you won't kill me. You're just joking with me.

The King of Hell's just joking with you!

Help!

Madam!

Help!

Don't move!

Let him go now!

I went to too much trouble to get out, I must kill him!

Stay calm! Don't be impulsive!

- Don't let go of my hand-- - Pull him up, or I'll shoot!

Don't shoot!

You don't have the guts!

Help!

What are you shouting for? You're almost on the ground!

My neck! It's strangling me!

What kind of water is this? It stinks!

It's for washing the floor.

You police are so dirty, drenching me with scrubbing water.

I've only been in Hong Kong for a few days,

and I've already been given a nickname.

Oh, it's you again!

White Hag!

How did you know?

You police don't have any imagination.

You're right again!

Mind your own business. Come with me!

But this time they've been a bit more creative.

They've put the word "vicious" before white hag!

Vicious white hag?!

Not likely. With a body like that?

I wouldn't dare!

I'll tell you, I hate men who talk too much.

If you're so smart, then co-operate.

I'm stupid, not smart.

I won't co-operate with anyone.

Then you must want a beating!

You can't rely on violence to get answers.

Yeah, beating someone for no reason!

You're so hot-tempered, must be that time of the month!

Let me question him.

Take your time asking.

Madam is very polite and looks beautiful.

No need for sweet-talk.

Look at the photos. Which one gave you the passport?

I told you to look, not to turn.

Oh, look? I'm looking.

Why don't you just tell me? What does he look like?

One of them has neatly combed hair.

The other one is very tall.

Oh, there are two of them?

Big mouth!

Er, no!

One has a big nose and a small mouth, the other has narrow eyes.

Miss, may I ask who you're looking for?

What are you looking at? I said it wasn't those two.

- Curry! - Yes!

Print out a wanted poster.

Hey! No, don't!

Detain him for 48 hours.

Detain me?!

Big Brother, just say the word and I'll kill that bastard!

Why bother, Mad Dog? Don't waste your time with him.

He's harmed our reputation!

We paid a ten million deposit, one-tenth is ours!

Then he sells it to the French without our approval.

Forget it! The raw opium's in our hands.

Selling it takes a lot of hard work.

Initiating a new venture used to be life-threatening.

Now we stand firm, there's no point in taking risks.

Don't go back to the jungle.

Follow me and enjoy life by my side.

I'm switching to a legit business now.

I heard there are some loose ends regarding the dead auditor.

There are, but nothing the police will catch up with.

A trivial matter like that, Ah Wai will take care of it.

Don't worry!

Big Brother, I won't disappoint you.

- Ah Wai! - Alright, Mad Dog?

- Well, you want me to help you? - No need.

I already found the thief; his name's "Aspirin".

He has a partner named "Strepsils".

The pair of them often go out to play snooker.

Ah Wai, this thing needs to be done quickly.

If that film falls into police hands,

that's when there'll be big trouble!

Big Brother, your lucky star shines brightly.

You'll be fine.

My lucky star is secondary.

The most important thing is to have you two by my side.

Then I'm as steady as Mount Tai!

Young Master, your cue never misses a shot.

This time we'll be rich. I found a big fat chicken!

- How big? - He's back there.

This table is dusty. Bring me a vacuum cleaner!

Blaming dust?

You'd be better off blaming the hard floor.

Ah Gwo!

Young Master, what are your instructions?

See what's going on.

Those two guys aren't convinced.

Done!

Young Master, their style's lousy!

Then you explain it to them.

My brothers, we're here to find "chickens".

But that's not you.

We came to find easy marks.

Please go away, don't do business in here.

What? You're looking for easy marks?

Have you paid the fee?

That's right, everyone's here looking for marks.

But no one knows who's the mark. Feeling lucky?

If you have money to save, why bother?

The money in your pockets, will soon be in ours.

- No need to save, am I right? - Right!

Ah Gwo, arrange the balls.

If you can afford a $1,000 a point, pick up the cue.

- Give me the cue. - This cue's been waiting for you.

Now, the chicken's in the cage, waiting to be plucked.

I'm going for a beer.

Limit your win to 100 points, or no one will be fooled.

Of course.

I'll show my grace by breaking first.

You're no friend.

There's a fat chicken on the market and you didn't call to tell me.

We almost missed out on a mark, don't you know?

Better to miss out than be the mark.

What does that mean?

It's not my job to stop people from getting rich.

Watch the videotape and you'll find out.

Shit!

Excuse me, please.

Hey, how's it going? He's the Snooker King, don't play him!

I haven't played, my cue only shot the break.

147 points. That's $147,000.

Your maths is really good!

Aspirin, what should we do now?

The usual. You know what to do.

Right, then!

- $147,000, right? - Yep.

Want a cigarette?

I want money, not cigarettes.

Mr. Gwok, you deserve the name Gwok Gwan-Sing.

Though I must say, the ball won it for you.

You've taken the prestige. For you, money means nothing.

Mr. Gwok, treat it like a nightmare and forget all about it.

Aspirin, let's go!

- Please... - You ass-kisser.

Let's play another day, that's all for now.

I'm leaving, not you.

Don't come to a snooker hall looking for marks if you don't have cash.

Ah Gwo, teach them a lesson.

I'm leaving now.

Excuse me.

Trying to look for marks?

You heard what our young master said.

Any way out of this?

- Sure, just go to the toilet. - What do we do in the toilet?

I'll stand in the bowl and you flush me down!

Flush? The blood's been flushed from your brain!

Where's the pair known as Aspirin and Strepsils?

Try the pharmacy!

- Big Brother, I'm Aspirin. - Little Brother, Strepsils.

I've finally found you.

Get him!

Let's go!

Get out the way!

Go!

When did you meet that Big Brother?

I don't know any Big Brother. You called him Big Brother!

No, I don't know him!

He's not very friendly.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Quick, climb over!

Pull it!

Let's hide in here!

Have you seen these two men?

Haven't seen them.

Madam, I never forget a pretty lady.

Men, I have no feelings for.

Damn you, moustache! How dare you be so rude to Madam!

Have you seen them? Tell me now!

No! No! No!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

You have? When did you see them?

- Just now, right now! - What, right now?

If I'm not mistaken, those two bastards just walked in.

Hold it.

They seem to be looking for someone.

Can you think of anyone you've offended?

- Ah, I've got it! - Who is it?

That guy must be someone we've stolen from in the past.

- Then it's revenge?! - Of course, it has to be!

If not, why chase us through the streets?

You steal without thinking.

Stealing from a big shot?!

He didn't have his name engraved on his forehead--

Still talking?!

I don't think he'll find us.

- Hey, order some drinks. - I don't drink!

Waiter!

Don't move!

Move and I'll snap your fingers, and stab you in the gut!

Follow me to the toilet.

Let's follow them.

Boss, let's talk about this!

Get in!

It's none of your business. Everyone out!

It's none of our business, either!

Hand it over if it's none of your business.

Boss, what did you say? I don't know what you're on about.

Still pretending? Where's the stolen passport?

I really don't know!

Talk now, you won't get the chance later.

Don't move, C.I.D.!

Let's go!

That's no good, use the sofa.

Draw the curtains.

What's there to be afraid of?

You scaring me to death!

Think I did it on purpose?

What are you doing?

What am I doing? Come give me a hand.

What if he comes here?

If he comes here, he can't come through the door.

Can he fly in the window?

That's right. I'm convinced you aren't afraid.

Will fear solve the problem?

You sure you're not afraid?

I'm just trying to taste the filter.

Just admit you're afraid.

Aspirin, you get it.

A bowl of wonton noodles, please!

Motherfucker!

Scares like that are liable to kill us.

Is there a safer place to hide?

- Sure, you want to go? - I'm going!

Then let's go!

Whoa, a fortune grab!

Well done! I'm now good for today's quota.

What're you doing?

Sir, your eyesight's deteriorating so fast.

If you're trying to give a ticket, I tell you there's no need.

According to Hong Kong government regulations,

it's not permissible to issue two tickets to the same car at the same time.

Yeah, I'm issuing one ticket, too!

What about mine? Rip it up?!

Correct!

Tough shit!

I've been waiting all afternoon for this ticket.

Think I'm giving it to you for nothing?!

Sir, we each have our own jobs to do.

You don't write tickets. You catch hawkers, thieves,

spitters, litterbugs. You can even arrest loiterers,

and so on...

Tell me to do such dangerous things? You think I'm in the S.D.U.?!

I've already written this ticket.

Hey, then we have a conflict.

It's not a conflict, it's a contradiction.

Whether it's a contradiction or a conflict,

there's only one solution!

What are you going to do, touch me?

You got the guts to touch me?

Touch my shirt and I'll accuse you of destruction of public property!

You touch my shirt and I'll arrest you for assaulting an officer!

Touch me...

Want to touch me? Touch me, then...

You touch me, I'll touch you!

You touch me, I'll touch you back!

Hey, come on.

- I dare you to touch me! - I dare you to touch me first!

What's up...?

What's up? It's none of your business!

Sir, we like to help the police.

Right, as good citizens,

should we not help when we see a member of the RHKP being bullied?

Right! Do your duty as citizens...

"Touch" him.

You dare touch me? I'm also wearing a uniform.

I'm a Civil Servant.

Striking me is a serious crime.

Striking him's OK. Worst you'll get's a warning.

Striking me's a serious crime. You'd go to jail for striking a cop.

Get him! Don't let him get away!

Sir, I'll issue the ticket, then!

Get moving!

Uncle, something up?

Of course, something's up! I have these two in tow, can't you see?

Whoa! Uncle, since when are you so brave?

If I'm not brave, how come I get paid?

How rare!

Uncle, you only have one club.

Easy to draw that club when your life depends on it.

- You... - See, that one cares about you.

He meant what he said.

Shut up, you! Come on...

Hey, Uncle!

Uncle, long time no see.

As soon as I saw you, I knew something was up.

Take care of them.

Uncle, what crime did these two commit?

Charge them both with disorderly conduct in a public place.

Did they piss on the street?

Were they having sex?

You tell them, while you listen!

What is the charge?

Yeah, tell them how we gave you a beating!

Eh? You beat up Uncle?!

Ah Bo? Why are you so impulsive?

Oh, Madam! You work in this area?

So, it's you two again?!

Right! We beat up a policeman.

Put us in jail.

Uncle, are you OK? You need a check-up?

No need, just a little bruising. I'll be fine.

If it's nothing, then let them go.

Huh? Let them go?!

Seeing as you're not hurt, just let them go.

Let us go?!

Madam, we beat up a policeman!

Police officers are very forgiving. We aren't so petty.

Get going.

It's dangerous for you to let us go.

What's the danger? You two are harmless.

I mean we'll be in danger.

You aren't afraid of the police, so what danger are you afraid of?

You can go now!

Go?

Go. Still here?

You're really going?

How can we not go? They won't put us in jail!

I have another way.

Even if it doesn't work, it's a good deal.

What way?

Take off Madam's clothes!

No way!

No? You'd rather go out and get killed by that hitman?

- That's indecent assault! - We've been forced into it.

Oh, you haven't left yet?

That's right, Madam. We have something for you.

What is it?

Bugger that! Asking us to walk the streets to draw the killer out?

Clearly, that puts us on the spot!

I'm ready to act as bait, but what if when the big fish's caught,

they're not strong enough to pull us up!

Right, that's what worries me.

Still talking?! We got a beating just then.

Now you want Madam to beat us again?!

I have a way. Do you want revenge?

- Of course, but will your way work? - Sure!

Hey, where are you two taking us?

A place where there's a lead.

Getting in?

- You're here again? - Put down the ball.

You told me to put it down.

Put it down! Put it down!

They're scattered! This frame doesn't count.

That's what you think!

Let them play in their own time. Let's go!

OK, let's go!

Hey...

Last time, you were lucky. This time, you're in trouble!

We're in trouble? Are you afraid?!

Hold out your fat trotters!

- Hey, they're gone! - I know!

Who's gone?

The two Madams.

Now I know the meaning of "a pain worse than death"!

Madam, someone's looking for you.

- Send them in. - Go in.

What are you doing standing there?

Come on in.

What's wrong with you? You left without making a sound.

That's why we got beaten like this!

We wanted you to draw the killer out, not go looking for trouble.

Miss, last time the killer appeared in that snooker hall.

Don't go to that snooker hall again.

We're no longer using you as bait.

Then you're leaving us in danger?

Miss, how about you hold us in custody?

Hiding in prison won't solve the problem.

It's better to co-operate with the police.

Hand over everything you stole from that hotel.

That'll give us the evidence we need to arrest the mastermind.

Then you can sleep at night without having nightmares.

What hotel are you talking about? We don't know.

You don't know?

Maybe your old friend Panadol will know?

You know Panadol?

If we didn't know Panadol, how would we know you're thieves?

Oh, so it was Panadol who ratted us out?

No way! Panadol wouldn't do that.

We came to the station ourselves.

You always side with him. How do you know he wouldn't?

We grew up together, how would I not know?

Hey, stop arguing!

Go back and ask him, then you'll know for sure.

- Who is it? - Police!

Nobody's here!

Panadol, it's me and Aspirin.

Open the door!

You're playing tricks on me. I won't open the door!

My finger's bleeding.

Ha! Aspirin, serves you right! He offended--

Get lost! Don't try to stop me!

What the hell?

What are you doing?

What am I doing? Can't you see?

Stop that or I'll hurt you!

Get lost! If I find it, I'll chop you in two!

Sit down first, let me talk to him.

You talk? Then he won't admit anything!

Panadol, remember the passport I gave you.

- Did you find something in it? - What's "something"?

See, I told you he wouldn't admit it!

Why would he hand it over after pocketing it?

What did you say?! Shut up!

Shut up? I'll shut up when you hand it over!

You better believe I'll beat you to death!

Panadol!

Me and Aspirin have been pursued the past two days by a hitman.

It must be related to something put inside the passport.

Think clearly, is there anything?

No!

Of course, he'd say "no"!

You can talk! Because of passport,

I almost lost my head!

I was detained by the police for 48 hours.

They forced me to talk. How could I say no?

Get lost! Oh, I knew it!

You were the bastard who stabbed us in the back?

I don't need to stab you in the back.

If I wanted to stab you, I'd stab you with a knife!

I'll stab you now, Aspirin!

Don't be so rash! Put down the knife.

Panadol, if you're in need of money,

tell me who you sold that passport to, and I'll take the money to redeem it.

It's very important, you understand?

Even you don't believe me!

You, get out! The two of you, get out!

I'm not leaving until you hand it over!

- Don't be like that! - I've no idea what you're on about.

I don't know anything.

From now on don't give me passports or identity cards.

I don't want them.

I'm making a clean break from you. We're brothers no more.

I hate people who don't believe me.

Get lost, don't obstruct my work!

Maybe he really doesn't have it.

If it's not with him, does that mean I have it?

He's cunning, but he can't fool me!

Leave now, or I'll throw sulphuric acid on you.

On me? Just you try it!

Don't get mad, we're leaving. Let's go.

Hey, don't go!

What now? Still want to fight?

Who the hell wants to fight? Look at the wall.

Panadol, what is this?

Looks like a really important contract.

What is it?

What are you doing there? You can't read.

Panadol, what is it?

- This time we're rich! - Rich?

You're sweet-talking me?

I don't have time to sweet-talk!

If we hand this over to the police, the Tin Group will collapse.

How come?

Because inside there's a fake contract.

No wonder he sent someone to hunt us down.

What does this have to do with us getting rich?

If they knew this was in our hands,

just imagine how much they'd pay to get it back.

Oh, sure. The more the better.

No way! Not one cent!

This needs to be handed over to the police. Give it to me!

Whichever of you has it, hand it over.

- I have it. - Hand it over.

- You have to settle with Panadol first. - Why you--

You guys chat awhile, I'm going to the toilet.

Hey, hey, hey!

Strepsils, be a bit more flexible, OK?

It's a rare opportunity to get rich.

It's not just for us. Think about Master, too.

No way! I can't take the risk.

Give it to me.

Let's take a vote. Ask Panadol if it's alright.

- It's alright! I approve! - What do you approve of?

Oh, I approve of handing the film over to the police.

Be careful, or you might end up in jail.

Doesn't matter, we'll get a barrister to bail him out.

Don't do that. Top barristers are like loan sharks.

It's money we can't afford.

Now, you two mustn't fight.

I can sit comfortably in jail.

I'm going to see Master.

Don't kill each other, got that?

We didn't understand each other before.

But now we totally get one another.

You'll be fine. From now on no more fighting, got that?

I've just realised, this is the first time we've both stunk the same.

You stink! Don't drag me down with you.

Doesn't matter who stinks as long as we're rich.

Where's the film?

Miss, you see, it doesn't matter if I end up in jail.

But my master's old and pitiful.

And he's got diabetes, and heart disease, and--

You needn't "and" me. I've checked your background thoroughly.

Your master's not sick, he even whistles when he sees me.

- There's something you don't know. - I know everything.

But don't worry, I don't plan on sending you to prison.

As long as you co-operate with the police, you're a good citizen.

To good citizens, we offer only respect.

That's different, then. But I have one more question.

What's your question?

Now I've given the film to the police, do you know if I'll get a reward?

What? You want a reward?

No, forget what I just said! I'm going now.

- How can I help? - We're police making an arrest.

Please wait.

Mr. Tin Wai-Keung, please listen.

We're here to arrest you now.

- You better leave now. - Yes.

Are you Mr. Tin Wai-Keung?

I am, what's going on?

I suspect that you're involved in contract forgery

and the improper operation of a real estate business.

Contract forgery? What evidence do you have?

Evidence? You'll hear it in court!

Boss, your call.

Hello! Who is this?

- You can't do that! - This is Old Tsui, no need to be afraid.

All the evidence the police have is fake.

Try your best to keep smiling and I'll have someone contact you.

Have the money ready!

So what should I do now?

You don't have to say anything.

But anything you do say may be used as evidence against you in court.

Don't you realise, that if there's no evidence

I'll have my lawyer sue you?

Mr. Tin, sorry to trouble you.

Please come along with me.

Boss. Welcome.

Welcome to two wise and talented female detectives.

It's a pity the film you brought back

isn't enough to trouble our Mr. Tin.

What are you doing just standing there?

You haven't let him go?!

Wong, Sir!

Is this how you two work?

Arresting people with bogus films?

Why didn't you notify me first?

Now Mr. Tin wants to sue us!

Superintendent Wong, these two are your subordinates.

How can you not know what they're doing?

Don't be so arrogant!

Wait till I find the evidence!

And when I do--

Trying to intimidate me?

I'll add on another offence.

I've never liked embarrassing pretty ladies.

Especially female detectives who risk life and limb for citizens.

Even though they put me in a bad mood, I do still admire them.

Besides, all wrongs should be apologised for.

Am I right?

Mr. Tin, we're very sorry!

Then don't be so reckless next time.

If a woman wants to be proud, get back in the kitchen!

I won't be so stupid again.

Next time, I'll crucify you!

Wong, Sir! You heard that.

Your subordinates are so impulsive.

My boss can stand it, but I can't!

Just wait until you get my letter!

Tin Wai-Keung, your ruthlessness won't last.

I've been ruthless since I was born.

How long do you think it will last?

Here are two tickets.

I don't have too much to say.

We all know who Tin Wai-Keung is.

You can go back home to the U.K. and you can go on vacation.

As for this case, I'll handle it myself.

Wong, Sir. I won't embarrass you.

Hey, what are you doing?

Even if I have to quit my job, I'll crucify him in my own way.

I don't think I have to repeat it in English, do I?

Get in.

Whoever among you is in charge, talk to me.

It's him.

Dear brother, please sit.

Now, how can I get that film back from you?

Why don't you ask me if I want a brandy or a whisky?

Mad Dog!

So, do you want brandy or whisky?

I don't want either!

Then, what do you want?

Is this greeting to your satisfaction?

Boss Tin, you think I'm being arrogant?

You?

Not arrogant.

You don't think so?

Extremely arrogant!

When you have four aces in your hand, it's hard not to be arrogant.

That depends on whether you're playing poker or blackjack.

If it's blackjack, four aces only get you 14 points.

You're likely to go bust.

This time, I bet on poker.

I don't think you want to play blackjack, right?

Bet on what you like.

I've never lost in my life.

Can you afford to lose?

Here, ten million and I give you back the film.

Ten million?

You have it all figured out?

Which hand are you planning to use to count the money?

Look, you don't frighten me!

I'm telling you, in three minutes I'm leaving here.

You better pray to Buddha that your dogs don't bark.

I'm awfully timid.

I also have a habit of checking for any missing hairs before I can feel at ease.

Almost forgot to tell you,

I have a partner, he's a bit neurotic.

If I don't come back from seeing you, he'll take the film to the police station.

He's a good brother and very loyal.

Rape, looting, robbery, kidnap, pornography, gambling, and drugs.

Those who rely on these for a living

they only know the word "money".

You and your partner are no exception.

After I've fixed you, I'll go find your partner.

Let's see if he goes to the police, or is loyal to you.

So you're playing high-low!

If my partner goes to the cops, you're fucked!

Right, it's a high-low game.

If I bet high, he wouldn't dare to have low.

Where's your partner?

♪ "Good flowers seldom bloom" ♪

Damn Aspirin! Forgetting your keys again?!

Would it kill you to remember your keys?

You went out last night and never called back.

It's easy to make a phone call, you--

Boss!

Madam, I'm not wearing trousers!

You really have guts, going so far as to give us a fake film!

Fake?! It can't be!

Strepsils, co-operate with us and hand over the real film,

or else, you and Aspirin will be in trouble!

What? It's a fake?!

Shit! He must have listened to Panadol.

Wait for me, I'll get dressed.

I've never been patient.

If you don't talk, I'll kill you!

Doesn't matter if you kill me.

It's more important you give me money and release my brother.

Hey!

OK, I promise to give you the money and release your brother.

Where's the film?

How can you prove you'll do what you say?

You want proof?

- There's my integrity. - You have integrity?

- Where exactly? - Your film...

I put it in the toilet bowl.

You lie to me?

Inside the breast!

Could be you're trying to cheat me with another fake?

You still think it's fake? You have two lives in your hands.

Call your boss to get the money and let my brother go.

Let go?

I forgot to tell you,

when all's said and done, my word means nothing.

Besides, I have another habit, and that's to root out the weeds.

You're out of luck.

Just make sure you shoot straight.

Don't worry, I won't disappoint you.

Panadol!

You needn't pretend.

With your body shape, you can take one more bullet.

I can take another bullet, but I fear you can't take the excitement.

I also forgot to tell you that nothing I ever say is true.

If you go back to your boss with this film,

he'll be very upset.

Where's the real film?!

Isn't it too late to ask me now?

Panadol!

- Watch out! - Don't move!

I told you two to stop messing around!

Now Aspirin's in trouble, and you're badly hurt!

How do you expect me to tell Master?

You hang on, I'll take you to the hospital.

No, it's too late!

Hurry up and rescue Aspirin first!

The film I gave him was a fake.

The real one's in Master's cash box.

Quickly take it and rescue Aspirin!

Still yapping? I'm taking you to the hospital!

- How is he? - Don't try to stop me.

I'm taking him to the hospital.

Strepsils, Panadol's already dead.

Dead? Panadol's dead?

Panadol! Wake up!

Don't give up, Panadol!

Wake up! Why don't you answer me?

Forget it, he's already dead.

Hurry up and hand over the film.

Leave the rest to the police.

It's your fault Panadol's dead!

I'll choke you to death!

- Don't do that! - Go to hell!

Don't move! Move and I'll shoot!

What are you going to do?

Get inside!

- Who are you looking for? - Your boss asked me to bring something.

Don't move! Take me to see your boss.

Move it!

Don't come over, or I'll blow you fuckers up!

Take me to him!

Don't move!

- Call out your boss! - Oh? It's you.

Last time you managed to escape.

This time you drop in voluntarily.

Cut the crap!

Hand over Aspirin.

OK, no problem!

You hand over the film and I'll let him go.

The film's in my box. I warn you, don't play tricks!

At worst we'll die together!

Do you know how to use a grenade, Brother?

Get down!

Trick me? Get him!

Stop! Don't move!

I'll kill anyone that moves!

Who are you trying to scare? Let me do it!

No blood?

- Another fake! - Get him!

Don't move or you die! Stay back!

Always using fakes to scare us?!

I have guns all over and no idea which is real!

Brave enough to give it a try? Come on!

They're fake. Go on!

We can't be lucky every time. If they're real, what then?

I say they're fake!

So you think you can scare me with all this?

Try it if you have the guts!

Boss, be careful!

You needn't lose face.

Shoot!

Go on!

Don't come any closer...

Boss, I'm still alive!

What? Didn't expect that?

No need to try any more. They're all fake.

Let's teach him a lesson! Go on!

Don't come over. The film's inside.

Back off!

You! How can you treat my guest this way?

Don't pretend. Bring Aspirin out right now

and the film's yours.

Good! So much loyalty.

If my men were more like you, I'd be truly happy.

Enough talk, release him now!

Boss, don't compromise with him, the film's inside here.

You moron!

Great! Big Brother is the boss!

Look, here's the film. Let him go!

Don't come over, I'll burn it!

Good! Burn it!

I want you to burn it!

Then let's see what evidence those Royal H.K. Police have to arrest me.

Oh, yeah!

It's no use choking me, I've already swallowed it!

You'd rather swallow it?

I'll cut it out of you!

No!

Butchering him? That's awfully cruel!

- Burn him! - Right!

You ruthless bastard! Your kids will be cursed!

You'd best worry about your own life.

Always using these fakes to scare me?!

This breath will be your last.

I'll burn you to death!

Don't move!

Get back! Let him go!

Forget it.

Your fakes don't scare me--

- Quick, help him! - Right!

That's terrific! You've got guts shooting in my house!

Mr. Tin, you've been caught red-handed.

Please come back to the station with us.

Caught red-handed? Any evidence?

Madam, the film's in my belly!

I know!

- Cut him open! - Right!

Put down the gun, or I'll cut him open!

Don't believe what he says. You can't trust him.

Don't!

You haven't dropped your gun?

Drop it!

Out of bullets? Close the door!

I want to see just how mighty you Royal H.K. policewomen are!

Get them!

Are you alright?

This cannon fodder is no bother.

However, there's a pair of mad dogs behind.

Why do women talk too much?

Well, all women are bitches.

So wouldn't that make you a son of a bitch?

You talk too much!

Let me cut out your tongue!

Oh, so it's knives out?

You better take care, this mad dog might have rabies!

I don't need to use a knife to deal with women like you!

You don't need a knife? Are you sure?

It's no use talking to these women.

They want to fight.

Get her!

Are you ready?

I'm ready, alright!

Never too late to use your knife!

Sorry, I didn't mean that!

I'd say sorry, too, but I did mean that!

Is my knife sharp enough?

Finally, you use the knife.

Of course, I'm the bad guy!

Don't move!

- Take us to your boss. - Move!

Move it!

Freeze!

Don't mess around, or I'll kill him!

Aspirin, are you alright?

Cut the crap! Come up and I'll let him go!

Don't believe what he says. He can't be trusted.

Don't hurt him. I only have one little brother.

I lied to you, the film's still in my mouth.

Strepsils, don't come up!

See, the film's here.

Aspirin, are you alright?

Don't move! Stay back!

- Don't be reckless! - That gun's a fake!

- What's wrong with your neck? - It's sprained!

- Don't pick stuff up if it's sprained. - Let me get the real gun back.

Real or fake, it's all good.

Don't move!

Don't be reckless!

Don't come over! Freeze!

Nobody move!

Drop your gun!

Boss!

Move it!

- Boss, are you alright? - Seriously?

What're you two doing?

I called the police to report trespassers on private property.

Curry, handcuff them!

- Wong, Sir! - Hurry up!

Madam, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry too, Madam!

You are suspected of trespassing on private property

and the illegal use of firearms.

Sir, they came to rescue us!

We have enough evidence to nail Tin Wai-Keung.

- Arrest him! - What evidence?

- A microfilm. - Where is it?

They burnt it.

What a load of shit!

Sir, arrest them!

Don't tell me how to do my job!

My lawyer's not telling you how to do your job,

he's just telling you what you should be doing!

Take them back to the station.

- Mr. Tin, you're also coming! - No problem.

Assisting the police against crime is the responsibility of good citizens.

Dismissed!

I'm terribly sorry, I'm a man who likes to laugh a lot.

It's hard not to laugh when I'm so happy!

I told you two not to mess around. Now see what you've done.

It was that bastard Panadol's idea. I'll thump him next time I see him.

You won't see him again.

What's wrong? Is he hiding, ashamed to face me?

Where'd he go? Tell me now, or, I'll thump you, too!

He's dead!

- That bastard hired someone to kill him! - Get moving!

Go fuck yourself, you bastard!

Is there really no justice in this world?

No justice? How can you say that?

Look, the bad guys are dead, or being arrested.

People like me who deserve happiness can continue to enjoy life.

Get moving!

Aspirin, shoot him again!

Guest Starring: WU MA, MELVIN WONG, BILLY LAU

Co-starring: DICK WEI, JAMES TIEN, CHUNG FAT, TAI BO, LAU CHAU-SANG, EDDIE MAHER

DAVID LAM, SHUM WAI, GARY KWOK, BILLY CHING, DENNIS CHAN, CHAN GING, MICKEY NG, WELLSON CHIN, NG HON-KEUNG

SHIRLEY KWAN, NG HOI-TIM, YAT-BOON CHAI, FRUIT CHAN, BAK GWAT, MICHAEL HARRY, HO PAK-KWONG, SEK CHUNG-YUK, KONG LONG

Planning: WU MA, SZE MEI-YEE Coordinator: LINDA KUK

Screenplay: BARRY WONG Cinematographer: BILL WONG

Action directors: COREY YUEN, MANG HOI Production Manager: AMY CHIN

Supervising Editor: EDDIE CHEUNG Editors: KEUNG CHUEN-TAK, SEK CHI-KONG