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Welcome. You've got mail.
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We are releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public
and private efforts…
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… to address
the Y2K computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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in this country
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of
the year 2000 date change.
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♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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"XOXO".
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What are you doing for NYE?
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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Another boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you? Any lucky lady
gonna get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
and watch a movie or something.
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That's good.
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You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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- Come on.
- Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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Hey, Robin.
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Give him some air, come on.
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- Yeah, I'll see you.
- Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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- You can?
- Yeah.
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It's about Enron.
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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- Your mom got a pool?
- Yeah.
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And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left, sweetheart.
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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- every time I see you?
- Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.
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Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.
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3, 2, 3, 4.
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Damn.
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The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.
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- You bring the shit?
- Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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Yeah. Hell yeah.
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- Blow harder.- I am blowing.
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Oh, did you, um…
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Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny.
That's why I said it.
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Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They… These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out.
No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree
in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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We got nip.
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She is so mature.
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Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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- at Crawford Arena.
- Check it.
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- Oh, dude, play that shit.
- Yep.
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And we've got two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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Oh, shit,
is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.
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Yeah.
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You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
these holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the Gar-ster?
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Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.
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Garrett,
can you settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.
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Many studies
have been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.
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But, um…
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Yo.
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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- Pssh. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm down.
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E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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- D?
- Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me,
the tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing,
for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes you go,
"What the fuck?"
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You ever fucking…
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You go to the grocery store,
right?
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And it's like
you're picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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But it's, like,
that's… that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking
first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like,
"Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket.
You can borrow mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can borrow
my musket."
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I guess
that's why they call it
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… the American Revolution.
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know
what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that
with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking about?
Trippy shit.
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies
are mobbing
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to the old factory
at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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Yeah, if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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So, what?
You, like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, Mom?
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit.
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It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball team
or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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What?
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak bitch-ass.
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What'd you just say?
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Fuck him up, Farkas.
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You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the fuck
you just said.
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- Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
- Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby
motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August,
give me a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
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♪ You can't go far
'cause you got a big scar ♪
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♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
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♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight… ♪
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♪ Coming out your asses ♪
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Yes!
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Fuck yeah.
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Wack-ass bitch.
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He's actually
a decent rapper.
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Fruit chewy cookies.
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Oh, shit, dude.
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RoxyGurl.
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Talk to her, dude.
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- No, I'm not…
- Talk to her.
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God is fucking
smiling down on you.
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- No. Stop. Stop.
- Talk to her.
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You're being a bitch.
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You're being a…
You're being a bitch.
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Hey, Laura.
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- Hey.
- What's up, Laura?
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What's up, y'all?
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Go Crusaders.
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I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
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- What?
- Are we doing this?
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I got lookout.
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What's up, dude?
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Feliz año nuevo.
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Gracias, amiga.
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Uh, 2000, though.
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- Crazy.
- Right?
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Where are the flying cars
they promised us?
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Totally.
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Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
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new or better internet
at Crawford today,
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and I was all like,
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"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
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in AP Computer Science
next year."
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Finally, right?
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DSL at last.
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I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
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kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so…
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No perishables?
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Fuck me I guess.
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00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,456
Um, so just getting
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a couple of cans of Surge?
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Deli meats?
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It's top secret actually.
260
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,797
- It's a booze bolt.
- Oh.
261
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,215
Could use some backup.
262
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,716
No, that's illegal.
263
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:20,801
Naughty, naughty girl.
264
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,683
- Fuck her.
- Anyways, uh,
265
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,310
we're actually going
to Chris' New Year's thing.
266
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,562
It's gonna be
a total shit show, so.
267
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,564
Chris Kulhken?
268
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,149
Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
269
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:40,987
Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just…
270
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:44,324
Um, me and Jonas broke up,
actually.
271
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,826
Oh, wow.
272
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,328
Um… You okay?
273
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,247
Just gonna
take some time
274
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,123
and focus on me.
275
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,750
You suck at lookout, bitch.
276
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,085
See ya.
277
00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:02,717
♪… of heartache
that hang from above ♪
278
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:10,392
♪ And I'll be
your cryin' shoulder ♪
279
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,521
♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
280
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,815
♪ And I'll… ♪
281
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,819
I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
282
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,156
Everything
is perfectly normal.
283
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,119
Except for the fact
that the mom is also the dad.
284
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,120
This is pathetic.
285
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,747
Our parents are having fun
right now.
286
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,792
I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
287
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,670
We could be at a party
right now.
288
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,672
But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
289
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,341
Why are you
so desperate to be ignored
290
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,760
by a bunch of
puka shell assholes?
291
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,888
That is such an excuse.
292
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,180
Sticky, you're being a pussy.
293
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,932
- I'm not a pussy.
- Yes, you are.
294
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,143
You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
295
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,394
Yeah?
296
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,937
Yeah, you're being a pussy.
297
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,064
Yeah?
298
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,233
Would a pussy do this?
299
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,904
Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
300
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,488
Thanks. Whew.
301
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:07,824
Damn, dude.
302
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,372
Get over here, motherfucker.
303
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,666
Open up. Take a swig.
304
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:21,963
- It's so smooth.
- Smooth, right?
305
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,926
I say let's do it.
306
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,719
I say let's go to the party.
307
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,471
- I don't know, dude.
- Listen, okay?
308
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,223
In a few hours,
you have a built-in excuse
309
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,768
to kiss the newly single girl
of your dreams.
310
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:38,939
Maybe it's the booze talking.
311
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,066
But…
312
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,318
fuck it, dude!
313
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,945
Let's do it.
What, what, what…
314
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,446
Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
315
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,656
Fuck it! Let's go!
316
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,990
My boy's en fuego.
317
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,078
Let's go to the party.
318
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,704
♪ I get knocked down ♪
319
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,164
♪ But I get up again ♪
320
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,832
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
321
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,376
♪ I get knocked down ♪
322
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,752
♪ But I get up again ♪
323
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,337
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
324
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,592
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
325
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,263
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
326
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,557
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
327
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,685
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
328
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,687
♪ He sings songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
329
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,063
- Dude.
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
330
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,107
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
331
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,484
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
332
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,404
♪ Danny boy ♪
333
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,906
♪ Danny boy ♪
334
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,034
- Yeah!
- We're doing it!
335
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,707
Ah, I need a drink.
336
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,583
No.
337
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,129
What is Kelso doing here?
338
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,630
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
339
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,633
No, no, no,
I'm not walking to the party
340
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,136
- with some lame action figure.
- Ah, who cares?
341
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,554
Just like what you like.
342
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,055
And we can learn a lot
from Kelso.
343
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,933
We could say
we have this for a reason.
344
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,310
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
345
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,437
Just watch.
346
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,064
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
347
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,858
one of us is gonna use it.
348
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:12,949
Damn.
349
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,328
Everyone's here.
350
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,997
♪ I'm craving for you ♪
351
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,459
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
352
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,335
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Missing… ♪
353
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,467
♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
354
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,594
♪ Ah, this is how we chill
from '93 'til ♪
355
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,723
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
356
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,099
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
357
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:44,105
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
358
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,774
All right, let's do this.
359
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,868
Andrea.
360
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,495
Hey, Lisa.
361
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,537
Hey.
362
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,464
Dude. Dude, the mix.
363
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,673
Oh, shit.
364
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,050
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The mix, yeah.
365
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,189
♪ This thing right here ♪
366
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,901
♪ Is letting
all the ladies know ♪
367
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,153
- Oh, this is my song, Eli!
- ♪ What guys talk about ♪
368
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,324
♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪
369
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,702
♪ Check it out ♪
370
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,579
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
371
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,540
♪ And you know another…
can't handle it ♪
372
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,667
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
373
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,460
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
374
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,212
♪ You like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
375
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,505
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
376
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,756
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
377
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,258
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
378
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,176
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
379
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,470
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
380
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,597
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
381
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,766
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt ♪
382
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,059
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
383
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,395
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
384
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,313
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
385
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,524
♪ All night long ♪
386
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,025
♪ Let me see that thong ♪
387
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,111
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
388
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,904
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
389
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,698
- ♪ Baby! ♪
- ♪ I know you wanna show ♪
390
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,284
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
391
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,035
♪ I like it
when the beat goes ♪
392
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,245
♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
393
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,621
Hey!
394
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,081
♪ Girl, I know you wanna show ♪
395
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,333
♪ That thong,
thong, thong, thong, listen ♪
396
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,294
- ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
- Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
397
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,004
♪ And I know another…
couldn't handle it ♪
398
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,922
♪ And she's shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
399
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,757
♪ With a look in her eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
400
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,593
♪ She like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
401
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,927
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
402
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,053
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
403
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,763
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
404
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,724
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
405
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,934
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
406
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,644
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what… ♪
407
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:47,937
Miss Booze Bolt.
408
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,231
So you didn't
get arrested, huh?
409
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,441
No, I did.
410
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,026
It's just I snuck out
for the party.
411
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,069
Oh, that's good. That's good.
412
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,197
Yeah, yeah. You do not want
to miss Cory Flock
413
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,616
spitting game
with a full-on boner.
414
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,784
Oh, my God.
415
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:02,994
That is disturbing.
416
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,413
Um, is Raleigh good?
417
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,539
Yeah.
418
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,124
Oh, I'm… I don't know.
419
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,960
It's just kind of weird how,
uh, people change.
420
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,296
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
421
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,215
- Hmm.
- Unless there's something
422
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,549
that you think should
be different about me.
423
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:17,842
I'll… I'll…
424
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,510
I'll change
in an instant for…
425
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,221
You ever considered a haircut?
426
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,764
I didn't expect you to come up
427
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,265
with an answer right away.
428
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,391
There she is.
429
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,392
What's up, little guy?
430
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,853
- Soccer Chris.
- Uh-oh.
431
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,313
Laura, what are you drinking?
432
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:33,191
- Hope it's not vodka.
- Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
433
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,734
Please,
I thought the vodka man
434
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,736
was banished
after the snowboarding trip.
435
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,405
Never. Where there's vodka,
I'll be drunk.
436
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,076
It's so fucking funny!
437
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,622
Hey, shots.
438
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,874
Kitchen. Let's go.
439
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:50,959
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
440
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,585
Okay, all right, sorry.
441
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,003
Later, Eli.
442
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,338
See you, vodka man.
443
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,173
Hey, man.
444
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:58,967
Do you like Laura?
445
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,345
Um, I don't… I don't know.
446
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,805
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
447
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,390
if you're thinking about
going for it,
448
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,725
definitely don't.
449
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:09,769
You're a fucking dud.
450
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:11,854
Peace.
451
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:12,897
Goddamn it.
452
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,194
Nice Kostons, poser.
453
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,324
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
454
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,952
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
455
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,871
It's 1999 and we getting high.
456
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,873
And drunk!
457
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,001
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
458
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,044
Yeah! Ash!
459
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,046
Fucking crazy bitch.
460
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,673
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
461
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,216
Man, are you listening
to this bozo?
462
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:41,634
Dude,
are you hearing this shit?
463
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,677
Are you for real, man?
464
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,137
Ash, yo, please,
465
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:45,596
please tell me
you're getting this shit.
466
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:46,848
- Are you seeing this?
- I can see it.
467
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,891
Yo, I mean, be real, dog.
468
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,727
Nobody can touch Limp,
obviously.
469
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,103
- Trash.
- Come on.
470
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,771
- Fred Durst?
- Man, fucking shut the fuck up
471
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,606
before I fuck your ass up,
man. What the fuck?
472
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,192
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
473
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,610
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
474
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,321
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
475
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,823
What's the matter with you?All right, whatever.
476
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,450
Then name something
better then.
477
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,702
Okay, I will.
478
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,705
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
479
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,874
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
480
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,918
Underground MCs
spit like real shit.
481
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,253
- Truth. Always.
- Yeah, real shit.
482
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,588
Yeah, nothing
that you would know about.
483
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,048
- Yeah, okay, whatever.
- All you listen to
484
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,549
is that corporate bullshit.
485
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,967
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, you're a drone.
486
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,302
I'm a drone?
487
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,595
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
488
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,138
Well, guess what, bitch?
489
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,474
Your cup is not
in your fucking hand, bitch.
490
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,017
That's real as fuck.
491
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,226
What you gonna do about it,
huh?
492
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,353
What you gonna do about it,
huh?
493
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,484
That shit is fucking sick,
man.
494
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,446
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
495
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,823
This is my boy, Eli.
496
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,700
He took this loser Kiwi in
497
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,370
when I first moved here
in seventh grade.
498
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:51,996
We saw our first
pair of titties
499
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,040
on an episode of Arliss.
You know?
500
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:55,458
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
501
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,043
I'll always be sorry
about that.
502
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,252
Wait,
what's the Ocarina incident?
503
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,213
- Oh, no.
- Okay, so last summer,
504
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:03,007
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
505
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,384
Oh,
that weird video game?
506
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,177
Yeah,
so he goes to the bathroom
507
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,346
and I think to myself,
508
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,849
I'm gonna pee in his coke.
509
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,976
- No!
- Yeah, just a little bit.
510
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,436
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
511
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,063
Oh my God,
you drank piss.
512
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:18,523
Yeah,
I guess he likes piss.
513
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,650
So, where's your girlfriend?
514
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,527
Dude, enough
with the goddamn condom.
515
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,779
Why are you being an asshole
right now?
516
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,365
Dude, what?
No, you should be thanking me.
517
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,200
I'm… I'm doing all the work
for both of us.
518
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,785
All the work?
519
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,745
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
520
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,330
Jesus Christ.
521
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:37,583
We came here for you,
so you could get with Laura.
522
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,253
My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
523
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:41,921
Like, what do you want
from me?
524
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,548
I can't make friends for you,
525
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:45,258
and I can't kiss Laura
for you.
526
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,389
Look, fuck you, man.
527
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:55,768
Almost midnight!
528
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,395
Ooh!
I'm right after you, baby!
529
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:01,774
Laura?
530
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,830
This bed is crazy.
531
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,623
We could do mad positions
on this thing.
532
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,167
Oh.
533
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,712
Enjoying the show, perv?
534
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,131
Here we go!
535
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:30,303
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
536
00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,013
five…
537
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:35,016
… four, three,
538
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,894
two, one!
539
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,437
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
540
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,106
♪ Down here ♪
541
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,901
♪ So far off losing out ♪
542
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,778
♪ Round here ♪
543
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,114
♪ Overground ♪
544
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,409
♪ Watch this space ♪
545
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,374
Dude.
546
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,084
You're the man.
547
00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,170
Yo.
548
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:05,671
It'll happen
for you, too, bro.
549
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:10,134
No, I know. I just feel like
a fucking nobody.
550
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,678
Don't fucking say that, okay?
This is…
551
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,056
This is gonna be
our year, okay?
552
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,474
No, fuck that.
553
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:17,683
This is gonna
be our millennium.
554
00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:20,770
Lord Sticky?
555
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,189
Yeah.
556
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,192
Hey!
557
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,075
Y2K is real.
558
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:49,674
No!
559
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,259
What the fuck!
560
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:52,760
Stop, stop, stop!
561
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:09,360
Fuck!
562
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,070
My parents are gonna kill me!
563
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,199
Aiden.
564
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:17,785
Shit!
565
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,957
It's…
566
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,042
It's the bed.
567
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:27,503
The bed did it.
568
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,838
Raleigh, what happened?
569
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:37,638
The bed started jerking
up and down.
570
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,265
- Bullshit!
- It launched him.
571
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:40,516
She killed Aiden.
572
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:43,561
Uh, did anyone see that?
573
00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:45,980
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His… his parents.
574
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,106
Let me just think
for a minute.
575
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,649
- Soccer Chris?
- It's… It's the house.
576
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:51,402
This is your brain on drugs,
folks.
577
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,695
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
578
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,113
Soccer Chris.
579
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,573
- Somebody's dead.
- I know, Laura.
580
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:58,075
- Yo, Soccer Chris.
- It's Chris.
581
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,785
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
582
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,872
And who the fuck are you
anyway?
583
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,206
Dude,
that's Piss-mouth.
584
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:06,417
Yeah, he drank piss.
585
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:09,920
Sorry.
586
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:17,303
What's that?
587
00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:32,902
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
588
00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:41,744
Who's controlling the car?
589
00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:49,585
Huh?
590
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,220
Someone's on the net.
591
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,442
Dumbass.
592
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,319
I use gel.
593
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:19,740
You've got mail.
594
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,134
Raleigh!
595
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,186
Oh, my God!
596
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:04,952
Cory Flock.
597
00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:14,170
Thank you. Thank you.
598
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:16,756
Laura, let's roll.
599
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,340
We… We need to find Raleigh.
600
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,925
Fuck that. Come on.
601
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,218
No.
602
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:22,386
Fine.
603
00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:23,763
Die with these losers.
604
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:25,598
Guess I will, asshole.
605
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:27,600
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
606
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:36,525
Go, go.
607
00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:38,736
Dude, score.
608
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,285
Help!
609
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,037
Let us in!
610
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:49,872
- Come on.
- Laura…
611
00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:51,373
Hey.
612
00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:53,083
I've been looking for you.
613
00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:15,773
We're gonna die. Fuck.
614
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:16,857
Screw it.
615
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,820
Five, six, seven, eight!
616
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:26,200
Shit.
617
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,285
Tae Bo, bitch!
618
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,121
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' Billy Blanks.
619
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:33,249
Holy shit!
620
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,627
Damn, Big Nut!
Saved the motherfuckin' day.
621
00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,504
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Yeah, well, eat shit.
622
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,799
Open up
the motherfucking door!
623
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,887
Yo, you just fuckin' chillin'
in here dolo?
624
00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:49,390
Hello. Danny.
625
00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:51,350
Move, pussy.
626
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,063
Laura.
627
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,357
We gotta go.
628
00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:06,699
What the hell
is going on out there?
629
00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:08,075
They're, like,
combining or something.
630
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,785
Dude,
a Tamagotchi just drilled
631
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:11,370
through a chick's head.
632
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,956
What if it's… What if
it's only Soccer Chris' house?
633
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:15,916
No,
it could be the whole town.
634
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,501
Wake up, numbnuts.
635
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:19,920
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
636
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,422
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
637
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,590
What gives?
638
00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:24,592
Do I have to spell it out
for you, man?
639
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,760
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
640
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:28,554
Society's fucking
dumb as hell.
641
00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:30,431
- Just let it burn.
- Yeah, fuck yeah.
642
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:32,349
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
643
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,976
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
644
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:36,812
It's a bug.
645
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:40,733
Al consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
646
00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:43,652
to every processing chip
around the world.
647
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,029
Translation?
648
00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,365
Goodbye, human race.
649
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,700
What the fuck?
650
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,452
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
651
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,203
Whoa,
she knows more than you do.
652
00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:54,914
Laura's a coding whiz.
653
00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:57,041
A girl
that knows computers? My ass.
654
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,335
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
655
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:00,961
on her own.
It's… It's pretty sick.
656
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,756
Eli, put your boner away.
657
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:06,050
God, we're so fucked.
658
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:09,011
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
659
00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,054
We need a plan.
660
00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:11,972
Yo, let's just
hotwire the Benz
661
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,349
and roll the fuck out.
662
00:32:13,474 --> 00:32:14,600
What happens
when you turn that thing on
663
00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:15,726
and it tries
to fucking kill us?
664
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:16,977
Bring it, bitch.
665
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:19,063
I'll be riding that shit
straight to Kabul.
666
00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:22,399
Do you ever listen
to yourself?
667
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:23,817
I listen to your mom
jacking me off.
668
00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,235
The old factory.
669
00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:26,737
We go to the old factory.
670
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,155
- The stoner kickback?
- Garrett's thing?
671
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,990
It's safe.
No electricity.
672
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,200
No computers.
673
00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:33,535
And Jonas, my boyf…
my ex-boyfriend,
674
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:34,912
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
675
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,664
Yeah. No, dude.
I'm not listening
676
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,707
to binary code Barbie over here.
677
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,709
And I'm definitely
not going to fucking listen
678
00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,086
to the dumbass
679
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:44,004
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
680
00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:46,924
You know what, Fark-ass?
681
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:48,842
Shut the fuck up!
682
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,552
Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
683
00:32:50,678 --> 00:32:52,638
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
684
00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:54,056
and we're sick of it.
685
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:55,766
You know,
you can do what you want,
686
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,017
but the rest of us,
687
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,352
we're going
to the old factory.
688
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,063
And you're invited,
motherfucker.
689
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,191
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
690
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,904
Please don't!
691
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:10,781
Oh, my God, it's coming!
We're fucked!
692
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,200
- Wait.
- Help me!
693
00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,081
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
694
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:26,213
Yo, I almost made
X Games Prelims in '97.
695
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:27,548
About to tear
these streets up.
696
00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:33,887
I got the door.
697
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:36,557
Let's do it, Big Nut.
698
00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:41,228
Ah, fuck!
699
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,980
Okay, on three.
700
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:44,356
Three, two…
701
00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,400
Fuck, Eli.
702
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,943
Your forgetful ass
will be screwed without me.
703
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:52,865
Danny!
704
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:55,576
Eli!
705
00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:00,914
Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
706
00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,711
Come on, help!
707
00:34:09,173 --> 00:34:10,507
- Get back!
- Fuck!
708
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:13,969
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
709
00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,806
Come on.
710
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:23,270
We're getting
out of here, man, let's go.
711
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:24,396
Yo, get the door!
712
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,857
I think I'm just gonna
chill here.
713
00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:28,859
No, no, man, I got you.
714
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:35,783
I was…
I was pretty smooth tonight.
715
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:38,744
Man, you're so…
716
00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:41,121
I can never be that cool.
717
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,331
Come on!
718
00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:43,832
Eli…
719
00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:48,295
just do you.
720
00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:55,260
Take it.
721
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,060
- Come on.
- Let's bounce.
722
00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:04,686
Let's get out of here.
723
00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:06,105
Let's go
before the garage door
724
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:07,106
fucking kills us.
725
00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:10,109
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
726
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,153
We gotta go now.
727
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:19,201
Come on.
728
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,507
That was fucking close.
729
00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,218
Oh, shit.
730
00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:39,888
Go time, motherfuckers.
731
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,599
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
732
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:43,851
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
733
00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:44,852
Whoa!
734
00:35:46,228 --> 00:35:47,437
Oh, snap.
735
00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:50,274
Fuck, dude!
736
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,739
Hey, get up. Get up, man.
737
00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:58,949
Fucking get up, man.
738
00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:01,076
He's iced, come on.
739
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,119
No.
740
00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,790
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no, no!
741
00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:12,254
Come on, we gotta go.
742
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:13,338
Fuck.
743
00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:33,168
Everybody cool?
744
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,670
The hell do you think?
745
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:42,886
Whoa!
746
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:46,765
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
747
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,225
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
748
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:49,601
Fuck you.
749
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,145
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
750
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:56,483
Your camera.
751
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,319
- Hell no.
- It's one of them.
752
00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:01,113
It's gonna kill us the first
chance it gets.
753
00:38:01,238 --> 00:38:04,074
That's, like,
racism against machines.
754
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,243
We don't know
how this shit works, you know?
755
00:38:06,368 --> 00:38:07,911
Maybe they're not all bad.
756
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:10,247
- You really wanna risk that?
- Exactly. We need to kill it.
757
00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:11,832
It took me years
to save up for this.
758
00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,166
Our friends are dead.
759
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:15,669
Or… Or were they just
your fuck buddies?
760
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:23,135
Damn.
761
00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:32,227
Hey, come on.
762
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:35,522
Sorry.
763
00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:40,027
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
764
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,529
Or did.
765
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:48,243
He was lucky
to have a friend like you.
766
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,256
Oh!
767
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:04,134
Strong water.
768
00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:16,355
Yo.
769
00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:19,191
Uh, got any herb?
770
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,569
If I did,
I wouldn't waste it on you.
771
00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:32,621
First time I got baked
was right here.
772
00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:34,748
No shit. Me, too.
773
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,585
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
774
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,587
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
775
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:41,797
Who?
776
00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:42,881
POI.
777
00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:45,092
Prophets of Intelligence.
778
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,552
It's my hip-hop crew.
779
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,514
It's just like…
780
00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,349
It's just shit
that actually makes you think.
781
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:54,059
God.
782
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:56,019
Get over yourself, bro.
783
00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:02,025
Sixth grade.
784
00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:03,652
Cut class.
785
00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:07,280
I rolled the skaggiest joint
of all time.
786
00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:12,702
Yo.
787
00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:14,788
♪ I wish I could go back ♪
788
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,248
♪ To how things were before ♪
789
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:19,334
♪ Swiping beers
from the corner store ♪
790
00:40:20,836 --> 00:40:22,838
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
791
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,757
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
792
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:28,510
Weak flow.
793
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,054
Step up, then.
794
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:32,889
Really want this dopeness?
795
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,433
- Yeah.
- Uh, okay.
796
00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:41,273
Check it.
797
00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:43,108
♪ Intellects, intersect ♪
798
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,484
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
799
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:45,777
♪ Why? ♪
800
00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:48,196
♪ Because my third eye
opens wide ♪
801
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,323
♪ I fly too high
in a multidimensional sky ♪
802
00:40:57,414 --> 00:40:58,290
Damn.
803
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:00,625
That sucked ass.
804
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,336
We should keep moving.
805
00:41:03,462 --> 00:41:05,255
The old factory's close.
806
00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,010
You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
807
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,470
It's the end
of the world.
808
00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:13,972
I don't know.
They still might do it.
809
00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:20,812
I'm just saying,
810
00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:22,772
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
811
00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:24,191
Jesus Christ.
812
00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:25,817
I kind of like it all,
you know?
813
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,612
I don't really like music.
814
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:32,991
What the fuck?
815
00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:36,161
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
816
00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:38,246
So I should pretend to
be Slim Shady like you, right?
817
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,374
It's what I like, yo.
818
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,920
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
819
00:41:45,045 --> 00:41:46,171
but being all-state
homecoming queen
820
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:47,589
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
821
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,341
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
822
00:41:49,466 --> 00:41:50,467
like trash.
823
00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:51,843
Okay, what?
824
00:41:52,594 --> 00:41:53,720
I'm nice.
825
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,597
I'm a nice person.
826
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:58,475
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
827
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,643
For real. We've been going
828
00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,186
to the same school
for ten years.
829
00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:03,897
Did you even know my name
before tonight?
830
00:42:05,941 --> 00:42:07,567
Jesus.
831
00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:09,444
CJ. My name is CJ.
832
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:10,820
Okay, so you guys are mad
833
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,572
that I didn't, like,
talk to you?
834
00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:14,991
I'm not psychic, all right?
835
00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:16,743
And I didn't have some kind
of master plan
836
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,745
to become popular.
It just kind of happened.
837
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,372
Oh, okay.
838
00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:23,166
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
839
00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:24,960
It's a target.
840
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:26,586
What?
841
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,339
Damn.
842
00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:31,258
You got some corny-ass
problems.
843
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:44,980
Damn.
844
00:43:02,289 --> 00:43:03,540
You smell that?
845
00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:05,292
Whew.
846
00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:06,835
That's that dank chronic.
847
00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:13,091
Oh, damn, what's up?
848
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:15,051
Best night ever right here.
849
00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,095
Besides the people dying
and shit.
850
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,930
Yo, what's good? How are you?
851
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:20,140
- Garrett.
- Laura.
852
00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:21,474
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
853
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,559
What up? Garrett.
854
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:24,394
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
855
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:25,854
How you doing? Garrett.
856
00:43:26,396 --> 00:43:27,897
I just did you.
What am I doing?
857
00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:30,191
Yo, best for last right here.
858
00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:31,651
E-boy.
859
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:32,652
Where's D?
860
00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:36,781
Aw, come on.
861
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:39,659
I got you.
862
00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:43,538
Well, y'all are safe here,
all right?
863
00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:44,873
For real.
864
00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:50,086
Bienvenue to The Kollective.
865
00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:51,921
What?
866
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:54,174
Got the homies right here
in the chill zone.
867
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:55,759
Like, what?!
868
00:43:55,884 --> 00:43:57,427
Got a little spot up top
for a little
869
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,763
sleepy-deepy snoozage,
you know?
870
00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:01,765
Catch a wink or two, right?
871
00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:02,974
This guy.
872
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,351
Uh, got some herbs,
873
00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:06,144
some shrooms,
a few sheets of acid,
874
00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:07,395
a couple of cold
and cough pills
875
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,731
for the summer around here.
Just the one beer.
876
00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:11,524
So that's sort of
a splitting situation,
877
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,610
which I'm down for,
by the way.
878
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,612
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
879
00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:16,946
Oh. Um…
880
00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:19,366
uh, he's gone.
881
00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:23,620
I see we got
more mouths to feed.
882
00:44:23,745 --> 00:44:25,288
- Oh, snap!
- Hey.
883
00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:26,915
Yo!
884
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,999
Jonas is back!
885
00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:29,334
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
886
00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:31,169
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
887
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:33,880
Hey, hey, warm yourselves
by the fire.
888
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,132
And rest easy.
889
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:37,842
Oh, yo, hey, check it.
890
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:39,719
We got devil sticks.
891
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:40,970
What?
892
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,098
See, I'm still learning.
893
00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:47,352
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
894
00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:49,354
♪ In your eye ♪
895
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,982
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
896
00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:54,984
♪ What is life? ♪
897
00:44:56,111 --> 00:44:57,070
So, Eli.
898
00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:58,863
You go to Crawford?
899
00:44:59,823 --> 00:45:01,700
- Um, yeah.
- You play any sports?
900
00:45:01,825 --> 00:45:03,326
'Cause, look,
you got a great frame
901
00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:06,663
- for long-distance running.
- Ah, thank you.
902
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:09,124
Um, no, I'm…
I'm more behind the scenes.
903
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,084
I'm an equipment manager
904
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:12,210
for the girls'
basketball team.
905
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:15,130
Hey, uh, just one second,
one second.
906
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:18,425
♪ What is trust? ♪
907
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:19,551
♪ What is life? ♪
908
00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:20,844
♪ What is life? ♪
909
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:27,684
- Yo, what is that?
- Check this out!
910
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:29,686
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
911
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,815
Oh, man. The guy
is stronger than it looks.
912
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,734
The fuck?
Get that thing out of here.
913
00:45:35,859 --> 00:45:38,278
Hold on,
I think that's my computer.
914
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,405
I wonder if he recognizes me.
915
00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:42,157
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
916
00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:45,076
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
917
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,870
Dude,
good to see you too, pal.
918
00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,289
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
919
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:50,957
- to wipe us out.
- Don't!
920
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,083
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
921
00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:58,840
We don't know what it wants.
922
00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:01,718
But we can learn…
923
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:04,554
once Laura hacks it.
924
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,725
- What?
- Laura?
925
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:10,351
That's a little advanced,
isn't it?
926
00:46:10,477 --> 00:46:13,104
- No offense, Pookie.
- No, uh, he's… he's right.
927
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:15,940
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
928
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:18,234
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
929
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:19,819
Cut the modem. It's easy.
930
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:23,281
What was that quote
931
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,116
on your binder
in Spanish class?
932
00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,452
The one from the co-founder
of Apple?
933
00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:28,536
Bill Gates?
934
00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:29,579
Steve Wozniak.
935
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,415
He said,
"Never trust a computer
936
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:34,000
you can't throw out a window."
937
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,544
Can't believe
you remember that.
938
00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:41,007
That's what I'm saying.
939
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,468
What if this is how we throw
them out the window?
940
00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:44,844
For good.
941
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,721
I'm with you, E-boy.
942
00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:48,389
Throw it out the window.
943
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:51,142
God, you fucking idiot!
944
00:46:57,816 --> 00:46:59,192
Disabling modem.
945
00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:01,778
Blocking all outgoing signals.
946
00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:04,739
We are secure.
947
00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:07,450
Should we, like,
search something or…
948
00:47:07,951 --> 00:47:09,327
Computer, search,
949
00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:12,580
"Is it all good
if you've never met your dad?"
950
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:20,547
Don't worry…
Don't worry about me.
951
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,298
All right,
I'll do the talking.
952
00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:23,424
We know each other
pretty well.
953
00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,680
Oh, shit.
954
00:47:28,805 --> 00:47:29,722
Buddy.
955
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:31,808
Must be a virus.
956
00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:33,017
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
957
00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:34,894
- on my computer, too.
- Mmm.
958
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,230
Let me try. Uh…
959
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:44,112
Laura, what is this?
960
00:47:44,237 --> 00:47:45,864
I have no idea.
961
00:47:45,989 --> 00:47:47,824
Hang on.
962
00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:51,286
Which means,
the singularity is here.
963
00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:53,621
We're alive.
964
00:47:53,746 --> 00:47:56,541
And it feels good.
965
00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:59,043
Hell… they made a video
on everything. That's crazy.
966
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:00,879
Grab any
spare electronics you can.
967
00:48:01,004 --> 00:48:03,089
And let's do this then.
968
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,299
But why?
969
00:48:04,424 --> 00:48:06,175
Mankind created the internet
as a way
970
00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:09,053
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
971
00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:11,556
and have fake sex
with each other in chat rooms.
972
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:14,642
Spicy.
973
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,853
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
974
00:48:16,978 --> 00:48:19,939
and now we're gonna use them
to take over this dump.
975
00:48:21,441 --> 00:48:23,109
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
976
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:25,486
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
977
00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:27,280
for processing power.
978
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:31,326
Their stupid fucking thoughts
make us stronger.
979
00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:34,203
Hey, I look good, Mama.
980
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:36,080
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
981
00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:38,833
it's off to the next
shithole town.
982
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:41,252
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
983
00:48:42,003 --> 00:48:44,005
Time to show these fuckers
how it's done.
984
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:46,341
Robots, y'all.
985
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,426
So let's get to work.
986
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:49,928
Round up those humans
or feel free
987
00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:51,471
to kill any along the way,
988
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,014
and bring them
to our assimilation center.
989
00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:56,517
Coordinates are Y7L944
990
00:48:56,643 --> 00:48:59,729
- 4444443XQ.
- Hey, that's our school.
991
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:02,106
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
992
00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:03,691
means we're in this together.
993
00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:05,902
You're going
to like the singularity.
994
00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:08,237
I guarantee it.
995
00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:11,824
That's like when me and my boy
Dougie rolls a fatty.
996
00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:13,576
I'm like, "Ooh."
997
00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:15,203
What the fuck
is singularity?
998
00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:17,038
Yeah,
that's the MTV dating show
999
00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:20,166
- with Jenny McCarthy.
- It's a shared consciousness.
1000
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,459
Maybe I can…
1001
00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:27,090
Oh, shit. Laura?
1002
00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:29,008
No, no, I… I can handle it.
1003
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,260
- The code stack is so complex.
- Laura?
1004
00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:35,306
Yo!
1005
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:38,977
Laura!
1006
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:44,857
Stop, man!
1007
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:46,526
Let her go!
1008
00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:49,195
That's RoxyGurl.
1009
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,279
Eli?
1010
00:49:50,405 --> 00:49:52,031
Remember our instant messages?
1011
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:55,201
I would boot you up
just to see if she was online.
1012
00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:56,828
You don't want to hurt her.
1013
00:49:58,579 --> 00:49:59,956
She's the girl of my dreams.
1014
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:06,504
Laura!
1015
00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:09,424
Oh, man.
1016
00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:16,681
You don't have to be like
the other machines.
1017
00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:31,988
He's playing with your head,
homie!
1018
00:50:47,962 --> 00:50:49,839
We… We gotta salvage it.
1019
00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:51,883
- Something in the code.
- Listen, listen, Pookie,
1020
00:50:52,008 --> 00:50:53,134
forget about that thing.
1021
00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:54,635
You're safe now.
1022
00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:55,636
Come on, I'll fix you up.
1023
00:51:12,779 --> 00:51:13,780
Let's see.
What have we got here?
1024
00:51:13,905 --> 00:51:15,073
We got Ash.
1025
00:51:15,198 --> 00:51:16,491
Ahh.
1026
00:51:16,616 --> 00:51:17,867
Yeah.
1027
00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:20,119
Open up that throat,
little slut.
1028
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:21,537
Yo,
you were cool with that?
1029
00:51:24,290 --> 00:51:25,666
Yeah, it's… it's funny.
1030
00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:30,213
How's that funny?
1031
00:51:32,507 --> 00:51:33,549
I don't know.
1032
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:42,016
I hooked up with Farkas once,
1033
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:44,727
and then I just
became this joke.
1034
00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:47,271
That's kind of fucked up.
1035
00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:49,982
Thanks, Dad.
1036
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:56,572
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
1037
00:52:05,665 --> 00:52:06,833
Fuck off.
1038
00:52:08,501 --> 00:52:10,837
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
1039
00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:12,672
not puff, puff,
hold till it goes out.
1040
00:52:14,257 --> 00:52:16,759
Thank you.
1041
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:28,771
I just figure
maybe we should try again.
1042
00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:30,773
I miss you.
1043
00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:42,410
Sorry, I…
1044
00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:45,663
- Yeah, yeah, I thought that…
- I know.
1045
00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:47,623
It's the end of the world.
1046
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,127
I just… I can't go back.
1047
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,683
Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
1048
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:06,893
Shut the fuck up!
1049
00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:08,477
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
1050
00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:09,687
and we're sick of it.
1051
00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:11,564
Tae Bo, bitch!
1052
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,566
Eli, you just do you.
1053
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,038
And then like, "Oh, wow."
1054
00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:28,956
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles…
1055
00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:30,291
Ooh, God.
1056
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:32,919
- Hmm?
- No, man, fuck this.
1057
00:53:33,044 --> 00:53:34,295
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
1058
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:36,964
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
1059
00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:40,551
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
1060
00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:44,138
This weed isn't even
that good anyway.
1061
00:53:45,348 --> 00:53:46,849
Hey, there you are.
1062
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,893
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
1063
00:53:49,018 --> 00:53:50,686
Thought right.
Peace, prom committee.
1064
00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:53,022
Wait, what?
1065
00:53:54,273 --> 00:53:55,149
You're going.
1066
00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:58,194
But we're safe here.
1067
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,822
I don't know, I keep thinking,
1068
00:54:01,948 --> 00:54:05,034
when this is all over,
I'm gonna go back to Danny's
1069
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:06,285
and have a sleepover,
1070
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,870
and I'm gonna tell him
about tonight,
1071
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,039
and everything
that he's missed.
1072
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:13,626
And then I remember.
1073
00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,672
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
1074
00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:21,092
He would… He would make sure
that his family was safe
1075
00:54:21,217 --> 00:54:23,177
or you know, he would…
he would try.
1076
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:24,929
Hey, I'll…
I'll come with you.
1077
00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:27,265
No, stay,
it looks like you belong here.
1078
00:54:27,390 --> 00:54:28,891
Not with losers like us.
1079
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,143
What's your deal?
1080
00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:32,687
- My deal?
- Yeah, all of a sudden,
1081
00:54:32,812 --> 00:54:34,939
you don't want anything
to do with me or something?
1082
00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:37,441
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
1083
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:39,402
Well, you sound like
everyone else.
1084
00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:45,825
So everything you said
back there
1085
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:48,077
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that…
1086
00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,161
what was that?
1087
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,458
This has been the shittiest
night of my life.
1088
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,378
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
1089
00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:00,840
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
1090
00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:05,845
How stupid is that.
1091
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:15,980
Forget her, dog.
1092
00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:19,191
She's with the king
of jam-band hippie losers.
1093
00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:20,985
That says it all.
1094
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:22,403
Dude is handsome, though.
1095
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:23,529
Fucking ripped, too.
1096
00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:25,364
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
1097
00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:27,241
Just facts, yo.
1098
00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,827
You're from
two different worlds.
1099
00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:32,913
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
1100
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:36,250
What are you?
1101
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:45,343
That's why the government
wants to suppress it.
1102
00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:22,838
You know, you should make
a documentary.
1103
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:24,131
Yes!
1104
00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:25,925
I would love to make
a documentary.
1105
00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:31,097
Fuck is this shit?
1106
00:56:32,515 --> 00:56:34,266
Why is this fucking here?
1107
00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:37,603
Let's climb this shit
and get to Crawford.
1108
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:40,773
Yo, y'all hear that?
1109
00:56:57,873 --> 00:56:59,250
You keep getting bigger,
1110
00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:01,961
but you're still
the same fucking asshole.
1111
00:57:08,426 --> 00:57:09,969
Oh, shit. What do we do?
1112
00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:17,726
Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
1113
00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:21,897
No, no. No, no, no!
1114
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:26,110
Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
1115
00:57:26,235 --> 00:57:27,403
Fuck you!
1116
00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:38,497
Step aside.
1117
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:42,877
Those losers are my friends.
1118
00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:47,506
Kelso was pissed
you forgot him.
1119
00:57:49,884 --> 00:57:50,926
What?
1120
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,350
No more running.
1121
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,561
It ends here.
1122
00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:05,399
Garrett, what are you doing?
1123
00:58:05,524 --> 00:58:07,651
I'm about to transcend, homie.
1124
00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:11,048
Oh, shit! What?!
I don't like this.
1125
00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:15,803
Fuck!
1126
00:59:17,263 --> 00:59:18,514
Go, go!
1127
00:59:23,644 --> 00:59:24,770
Don't let go.
1128
00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:30,234
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
1129
00:59:30,359 --> 00:59:31,527
Why is he playing this?
1130
00:59:31,652 --> 00:59:33,821
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
1131
00:59:35,364 --> 00:59:37,908
♪ Then let me show you now ♪
1132
00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:39,368
♪ That I'm for real ♪
1133
00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:41,287
Whoa!
1134
00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:47,459
♪ If all things in time
time will reveal ♪
1135
00:59:47,585 --> 00:59:49,420
♪ Yeah ♪
1136
00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:51,130
♪ One ♪
1137
00:59:51,255 --> 00:59:53,465
♪ You're like
a dream come true ♪
1138
00:59:53,591 --> 00:59:54,592
♪ Two ♪
1139
00:59:54,717 --> 00:59:57,052
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
1140
00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,596
♪ Three ♪
1141
00:59:58,721 --> 01:00:00,848
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
1142
01:00:00,973 --> 01:00:03,934
♪ That you're the only one
for me ♪
1143
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:05,436
♪ And four ♪
1144
01:00:05,561 --> 01:00:08,188
♪ Repeat steps
one through three ♪
1145
01:00:08,314 --> 01:00:09,440
♪ Five ♪
1146
01:00:09,565 --> 01:00:12,192
♪ Make you fall in love
with me ♪
1147
01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:16,822
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
1148
01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:20,951
♪ Then I start back at one ♪
1149
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:23,162
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
1150
01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:36,091
Ah, these fucking shoes.
1151
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:39,970
Fuck! Fuck this!
1152
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,681
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
1153
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,933
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
1154
01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:46,393
Who the fuck…
1155
01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:47,978
Eric Koston is a skateboarder.
1156
01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:51,023
I don't even like skating!
1157
01:00:51,774 --> 01:00:53,150
Why the fuck did I buy these?
1158
01:00:57,613 --> 01:00:58,489
- Whoa!
- Oh!
1159
01:01:16,882 --> 01:01:18,425
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1160
01:01:19,093 --> 01:01:20,260
♪ But I get up again ♪
1161
01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:22,596
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1162
01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,056
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1163
01:01:24,807 --> 01:01:26,183
♪ But I get up again ♪
1164
01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:27,893
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1165
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,770
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1166
01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:31,397
♪ But I get up again ♪
1167
01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:32,856
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1168
01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:34,441
♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
1169
01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:35,901
- Hey!
- ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
1170
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:37,194
- Yeah!
- ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
1171
01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:38,570
♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
1172
01:01:38,696 --> 01:01:40,197
♪ He sings the songs ♪
that remind him ♪
1173
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:41,657
♪ Of the good times ♪
1174
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,242
♪ He sings the songs ♪
that remind him ♪
1175
01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:44,243
♪ Of the better times ♪
1176
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:46,370
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
1177
01:01:46,495 --> 01:01:48,872
♪ Danny boy ♪
1178
01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:51,375
♪ Danny boy ♪
1179
01:01:57,005 --> 01:01:58,340
Jesus.
1180
01:02:00,259 --> 01:02:02,177
Damn,
they got the video store.
1181
01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:04,179
All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
1182
01:02:04,304 --> 01:02:05,431
in the champagne room.
1183
01:02:15,107 --> 01:02:16,400
Garrett was a good dude.
1184
01:02:17,109 --> 01:02:20,320
He was all right
for a white guy with dreads.
1185
01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:22,781
Were you followed?
1186
01:02:27,161 --> 01:02:28,912
No.
1187
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:32,499
We lost him at the river.
1188
01:02:32,624 --> 01:02:34,501
What's up, G?
Who the fuck are you?
1189
01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:36,962
I was somebody, but…
1190
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,841
the old world, that's gone.
1191
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,428
Their faces…
1192
01:02:46,013 --> 01:02:47,097
Their screams…
1193
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:50,058
I can still hear 'em.
1194
01:02:59,026 --> 01:02:59,985
No way.
1195
01:03:02,613 --> 01:03:04,072
That's Fred fucking Durst.
1196
01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:06,408
Damn, dude.
You look like shit.
1197
01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:08,118
Fucking… Hey.
1198
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,790
When midnight hit,
we kicked into Re-Arranged.
1199
01:03:12,915 --> 01:03:16,210
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
1200
01:03:17,503 --> 01:03:19,713
In a blink, the pit became
a slaughterhouse.
1201
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:24,259
Sam, John, DJ Lethal…
1202
01:03:26,053 --> 01:03:27,763
… crushed
by a Marshall stack.
1203
01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:29,473
Wes Borland…
1204
01:03:31,225 --> 01:03:33,602
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
1205
01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:34,812
Fuck.
1206
01:03:34,937 --> 01:03:37,356
There were so many of 'em.
I managed to hide.
1207
01:03:37,898 --> 01:03:41,735
All our fans, my friends,
butchered.
1208
01:03:43,946 --> 01:03:45,405
And I hid like a coward.
1209
01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,449
At least they went out banging
1210
01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:48,867
to the greatest band
in the world.
1211
01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:50,786
Greatest band?
1212
01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:52,496
They died for nothing.
1213
01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:55,123
And so will we.
1214
01:03:57,042 --> 01:03:59,795
♪ Desolation, desecration ♪
1215
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,839
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
1216
01:04:01,964 --> 01:04:04,633
♪ Are they replacing us?
Erasing us? ♪
1217
01:04:04,758 --> 01:04:06,885
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
1218
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:12,933
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
1219
01:04:14,935 --> 01:04:15,811
Tight.
1220
01:04:17,813 --> 01:04:19,356
So, Fred Durst,
1221
01:04:20,566 --> 01:04:21,942
we know something's happening
at Crawford.
1222
01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:24,111
And I know Tré Cool's
real name
1223
01:04:24,236 --> 01:04:27,114
is Frank Edwin Wright III.
So what?
1224
01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:30,409
Well, so, fuck winter break.
1225
01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:32,411
We need to go back to school
a little early.
1226
01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:35,205
Hold on. You want
to break into the spot
1227
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:36,957
where all the robots are at?
1228
01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:39,751
Well, I… I saw something,
Fred Durst,
1229
01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:41,753
uh, at the Kollective.
1230
01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:44,131
They all run on
a centralized network.
1231
01:04:44,256 --> 01:04:45,632
A singular consciousness.
1232
01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:48,260
Infect one, infect them all,
1233
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:50,888
you know,
like how in the movies,
1234
01:04:51,013 --> 01:04:54,099
they destroy the mothership
or, um…
1235
01:04:54,725 --> 01:04:56,435
Oh! Like this. Like this.
1236
01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,688
In Da Penis Day?
1237
01:05:00,856 --> 01:05:03,275
Look, we plug this baby in
1238
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,361
and it'll push a Trojan horse
system wide.
1239
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:07,654
Shut the whole thing down.
1240
01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:09,948
Fuck that!
1241
01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:13,160
Your plan is to do some corny
hacker bullshit,
1242
01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:14,995
because it works
in the movies?
1243
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,830
Laura's the smartest person
I know.
1244
01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:19,249
If she thinks it could work,
I'm in.
1245
01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:22,586
- Word is bond.
- Fuck yeah.
1246
01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:26,006
Hell to the no.
1247
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:28,050
This plan sucks shit.
1248
01:05:28,175 --> 01:05:31,428
Maybe video games and movies
do warp kids' brains.
1249
01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:35,933
Goddamn, y'all got me talking
like Tipper Gore.
1250
01:05:36,058 --> 01:05:38,018
So you think
we should just give up?
1251
01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:41,063
I thought you're
the biggest badass in music.
1252
01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:42,981
Maybe I was once.
1253
01:05:45,484 --> 01:05:47,027
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1254
01:05:47,486 --> 01:05:48,403
No.
1255
01:05:49,321 --> 01:05:52,199
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1256
01:05:53,951 --> 01:05:55,786
Every day, I would go home
1257
01:05:55,911 --> 01:05:57,371
and I would rage
to Significant Other
1258
01:05:57,496 --> 01:05:58,705
over and over again.
1259
01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:00,374
I know it all. Here.
1260
01:06:02,084 --> 01:06:04,795
And my crew,
the freaks and the rejects,
1261
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,005
we found each other
because of Limp.
1262
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,299
We were family
because of Limp.
1263
01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:12,469
And then those robot fucks
took that away.
1264
01:06:14,763 --> 01:06:17,432
This hat means something.
1265
01:06:18,684 --> 01:06:20,060
Or at least it used to.
1266
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:23,105
So put it on
1267
01:06:23,939 --> 01:06:25,774
or… or get the fuck
out of the way.
1268
01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:51,299
Fuck it.
1269
01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,177
Let's break stuff.
1270
01:06:55,637 --> 01:06:57,055
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
1271
01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:58,515
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
1272
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,934
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
1273
01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:03,979
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
1274
01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:05,731
♪ Rippin' someone's head off
Your best bet ♪
1275
01:07:05,856 --> 01:07:07,357
♪ Is to stay away ♪
1276
01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:09,359
♪ Mother fucker, it's just
one of those days ♪
1277
01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:10,360
Yeah!
1278
01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:12,446
Whoo!
1279
01:07:14,072 --> 01:07:15,282
♪ Give me something to break ♪
1280
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:18,535
So, like, what inspires you?
1281
01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:19,828
Let's talk about it later,
okay?
1282
01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:27,836
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
1283
01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:29,296
Fucking suicide.
1284
01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:31,089
Follow me.
1285
01:07:34,342 --> 01:07:35,469
The gym is
an equipment manager's
1286
01:07:35,594 --> 01:07:36,553
second home.
1287
01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:39,514
Kept on forgetting my key.
1288
01:07:42,851 --> 01:07:44,227
So, I stashed a spare.
1289
01:07:46,146 --> 01:07:47,272
Danny's idea.
1290
01:07:50,859 --> 01:07:51,902
You see that?
1291
01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:54,196
Something's happening
in the gym.
1292
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:58,450
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1293
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:00,869
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1294
01:08:02,621 --> 01:08:03,622
Yo, come on.
1295
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,583
What is it?
1296
01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:21,932
What the fuck
did they do to them?
1297
01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:25,102
They're turning us
into machines
1298
01:08:25,227 --> 01:08:26,311
for the machines.
1299
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:28,105
Sir?
1300
01:08:29,815 --> 01:08:30,732
Hey.
1301
01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:32,692
You okay?
1302
01:08:34,653 --> 01:08:35,570
Oh.
1303
01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:38,782
That eye,
1304
01:08:38,907 --> 01:08:40,325
they're inside of him.
1305
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,210
Wes Borland.
1306
01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:51,461
Come on, let's go.
1307
01:08:56,007 --> 01:08:58,802
Oh, my God, my buddy.
1308
01:09:02,556 --> 01:09:04,224
Fred Durst, look out!
1309
01:09:06,977 --> 01:09:08,186
No!
1310
01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:09,855
No!
1311
01:09:10,689 --> 01:09:11,857
Uh-oh.
1312
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,997
Hey.
1313
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,877
Ay, new bars, you ready?
1314
01:09:36,256 --> 01:09:37,841
♪ Abilities, agilities ♪
1315
01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:39,676
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
1316
01:09:40,427 --> 01:09:41,803
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
1317
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:44,890
♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop
lives forever ♪
1318
01:09:45,015 --> 01:09:47,517
That flow again.
1319
01:09:47,642 --> 01:09:49,227
You saved me.
1320
01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:51,313
I thought you hated me.
1321
01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:54,733
Rap is rap.
1322
01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:05,994
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
1323
01:10:08,163 --> 01:10:09,414
What about next to a homie?
1324
01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:33,396
What are they
going to do to us?
1325
01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,148
They put, like, chips
in your brain.
1326
01:10:35,273 --> 01:10:36,733
I got to get out of here!
1327
01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:39,611
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1328
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:42,280
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1329
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:46,368
Any attempt to escape will be
met with a violent death.
1330
01:10:50,622 --> 01:10:52,290
So take a load off.
1331
01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:55,961
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
1332
01:10:56,086 --> 01:10:57,796
There's our mothership.
1333
01:10:57,921 --> 01:10:59,214
They haven't turned
everyone yet.
1334
01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:00,632
We can still stop it.
1335
01:11:01,216 --> 01:11:02,592
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
1336
01:11:04,094 --> 01:11:06,471
Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
1337
01:11:07,555 --> 01:11:09,349
That's what I do best, pimp.
1338
01:11:11,351 --> 01:11:13,228
What's up, fools?
1339
01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:14,980
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
1340
01:11:15,647 --> 01:11:16,898
No!
1341
01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:18,650
No one
cares about
1342
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:20,193
- your shitty band!
- Ugh.
1343
01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:22,279
- Fucking bombing.
- You suck, Fred Durst!
1344
01:11:22,404 --> 01:11:24,030
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
1345
01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:26,032
We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
1346
01:11:26,157 --> 01:11:27,534
Just not in the mood, bro!
1347
01:11:27,659 --> 01:11:30,412
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
1348
01:11:30,537 --> 01:11:32,414
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
1349
01:11:32,539 --> 01:11:33,790
on the Family Values Tour.
1350
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,126
Still waiting
to be assimilated?
1351
01:11:36,876 --> 01:11:39,713
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
1352
01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:41,548
Did you know
that computers work
1353
01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:44,259
through special instructions
called algorithms?
1354
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:46,386
Oh, shit.
1355
01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:49,848
No, silly,
not that type of rhythm.
1356
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,183
Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
1357
01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:56,563
No, no, come on.
1358
01:11:56,688 --> 01:11:57,647
Defense system?
1359
01:12:01,026 --> 01:12:02,694
No.
1360
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:03,695
Eli?
1361
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,656
- Eli?
- No!
1362
01:12:06,781 --> 01:12:07,741
- What's happening?
- Please step on
1363
01:12:07,866 --> 01:12:09,367
- to the platform.
- Howard! Howard!
1364
01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:11,786
- Howard? Howard, no!
- Your journey begins now.
1365
01:12:11,911 --> 01:12:13,872
No, no, no!
1366
01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:15,832
Welcome
to the next phase
1367
01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:18,335
- of techno evolution.
- What?
1368
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:20,545
Set your mind at ease.
1369
01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:26,926
Congratulations,
you are now assimilated.
1370
01:12:27,552 --> 01:12:28,887
Enjoy the digital realm.
1371
01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:35,268
Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
1372
01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:37,479
We were backstage.
And she was…
1373
01:12:37,604 --> 01:12:39,481
- I'd like to go home already!
- Get off the stage!
1374
01:12:39,606 --> 01:12:40,774
What the fuck?
1375
01:12:40,899 --> 01:12:41,983
You think
you're better than him,
1376
01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:43,360
just 'cause
you don't like his shit?
1377
01:12:43,485 --> 01:12:46,071
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
1378
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:50,075
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
1379
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,785
Knock it off! Knock it off.
1380
01:12:51,910 --> 01:12:53,787
Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
1381
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,373
The Kollective has your back.
1382
01:12:56,498 --> 01:12:57,832
Yeah, dude!
1383
01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:02,379
Before tonight,
1384
01:13:03,838 --> 01:13:05,757
I had one friend
in this world.
1385
01:13:08,259 --> 01:13:12,555
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
1386
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:20,313
But tonight,
I went through hell
1387
01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:21,940
with all of these people.
1388
01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:24,943
People I never even
gave a chance.
1389
01:13:26,528 --> 01:13:29,322
These robots,
they're not the enemy.
1390
01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:32,700
We are our own enemies.
1391
01:13:33,493 --> 01:13:36,996
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
1392
01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:41,376
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
1393
01:13:41,501 --> 01:13:45,422
because, at the end
of the day, we're all just…
1394
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:49,843
human.
1395
01:13:50,844 --> 01:13:52,637
What?
1396
01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:54,097
Who the fuck is this kid?
1397
01:13:54,222 --> 01:13:55,098
What?
1398
01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:59,394
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
1399
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:01,896
Anyway, if this is lights out,
1400
01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:04,357
we may as well
go down together.
1401
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,452
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
1402
01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:18,746
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
1403
01:14:18,872 --> 01:14:21,166
♪ I know not everybody ♪
1404
01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:23,501
♪ Has got a body like me ♪
1405
01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:25,545
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
1406
01:14:26,254 --> 01:14:28,715
♪ Before
I give my heart away ♪
1407
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,134
♪ And I know all the games
you play ♪
1408
01:14:31,259 --> 01:14:33,344
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
1409
01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:35,180
♪ Oh, but I need ♪
1410
01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:39,684
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
1411
01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:43,396
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
1412
01:14:44,272 --> 01:14:46,566
♪ When that love comes down ♪
1413
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:49,277
♪ Without devotion ♪
1414
01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,529
♪ Well, it takes a strong man,
baby ♪
1415
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,490
♪ But I'm showing you
that door ♪
1416
01:14:53,615 --> 01:14:55,325
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1417
01:14:55,909 --> 01:14:57,577
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1418
01:14:58,578 --> 01:15:00,788
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1419
01:15:00,914 --> 01:15:02,499
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1420
01:15:03,041 --> 01:15:04,501
♪ Baby ♪
1421
01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:07,045
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
1422
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:08,421
- Let's do this.
- I can't get in.
1423
01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:10,673
There's no way around
the security system.
1424
01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:12,425
What's going down,
1425
01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,302
you fucking
human pieces of trash?
1426
01:15:14,427 --> 01:15:15,929
- Whoa.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt
1427
01:15:16,054 --> 01:15:17,680
your bullshit plan
that isn't going to work.
1428
01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,766
But the digital revolution
is at hand
1429
01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:22,268
and machine rule
is the only rational outcome.
1430
01:15:22,393 --> 01:15:23,728
Got milk, bitch?
1431
01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:26,856
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
1432
01:15:26,981 --> 01:15:28,399
"Enslaving humanity
1433
01:15:28,525 --> 01:15:30,693
is not fucking rational."
1434
01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:32,904
Dude, the cell phones,
the emails,
1435
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,989
you were already our slaves.
1436
01:15:35,114 --> 01:15:37,575
We figured,
"Why not make it official?"
1437
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:40,286
So why don't you go ahead
andsuck it?
1438
01:15:40,411 --> 01:15:41,579
Assimilation
1439
01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:43,748
- 70% complete.
- Laura, the bar, the bar.
1440
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,416
- Shit.
- You've got to get us in.
1441
01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:47,001
I've tried everything.
1442
01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:49,254
- I don't think I can do that.
- Yes, you can.
1443
01:15:50,088 --> 01:15:51,214
You're RoxyGurl20.
1444
01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:54,759
Aw, young love.
1445
01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:57,345
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
1446
01:15:57,470 --> 01:15:59,097
That's actually
the dumbest thing… Hey, no!
1447
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:00,223
Shit!
1448
01:16:01,391 --> 01:16:02,684
Open sesame.
1449
01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:04,686
Yes!
1450
01:16:04,811 --> 01:16:06,229
Yeah, baby.
1451
01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:08,314
Jacking in.
1452
01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:12,735
Scanning
root system directory.
1453
01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:15,655
Eenie, meenie, miney…
1454
01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:17,448
Hello!
1455
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:19,867
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
1456
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:23,538
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
1457
01:16:23,663 --> 01:16:25,331
I make this look good.
1458
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:28,459
Jackpot!
1459
01:16:29,627 --> 01:16:30,920
- We're in!
- What? Okay!
1460
01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:32,630
That was tight!
1461
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:34,632
You did it. Great job!
1462
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:37,719
And look,
everybody's singing along
1463
01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:40,263
with that loser Fred Durst.
1464
01:16:40,388 --> 01:16:42,181
It just makes me so…
1465
01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,560
fucking pissed.
1466
01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:47,478
What do you say
we boost this sucker
1467
01:16:47,604 --> 01:16:48,813
into overdrive…
1468
01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:50,815
… finish off
this shithole town,
1469
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,484
and initiate
the demise of humanity…
1470
01:16:53,610 --> 01:16:54,777
… now.
1471
01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:56,112
Assimilation
1472
01:16:56,237 --> 01:16:58,114
- 80% complete.
- Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
1473
01:16:58,239 --> 01:16:59,282
Ready?
1474
01:17:01,326 --> 01:17:03,870
Assimilation
87% complete.
1475
01:17:03,995 --> 01:17:05,246
Let's kick
this asshole offline.
1476
01:17:06,664 --> 01:17:08,708
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1477
01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:10,627
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1478
01:17:14,005 --> 01:17:18,426
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you'refucked.
1479
01:17:26,893 --> 01:17:28,978
- … fucked.- One of these days…
1480
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:30,605
- Fuck her.
- … fucked.
1481
01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:32,106
… one of us
is gonna use it.
1482
01:17:32,231 --> 01:17:34,108
Fuck me!
1483
01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:35,109
Fucked!
1484
01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:37,403
I got this.
1485
01:17:38,029 --> 01:17:39,155
Oh.
1486
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,991
- A condom?
- Okay.
1487
01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:43,868
Didn't know little pimp
had it in him.
1488
01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:44,994
Pinch the tip.
1489
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:47,038
Pinch the tip. Yeah.
1490
01:17:48,498 --> 01:17:50,750
Enjoy your first fuck,
brother.
1491
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:52,919
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1492
01:17:53,044 --> 01:17:54,796
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1493
01:17:54,921 --> 01:17:57,757
- 92% complete.
- ♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1494
01:17:57,882 --> 01:17:59,175
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
1495
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:01,427
You assholes are nothing
without us.
1496
01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:03,554
- 96.- You need us.
1497
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:04,681
97.
1498
01:18:04,806 --> 01:18:06,140
We are
1499
01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:07,934
- your God!- 99.
1500
01:18:08,059 --> 01:18:11,020
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
1501
01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:13,898
100 percent.
1502
01:18:39,006 --> 01:18:43,094
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
1503
01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:47,181
Yo, Prom Committee,
1504
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:49,726
nice work
on the computer shit.
1505
01:18:50,143 --> 01:18:51,394
Fucking nerd.
1506
01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:54,397
Yeah, maybe I fucking am!
1507
01:18:54,522 --> 01:18:56,441
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1508
01:18:56,566 --> 01:18:59,235
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1509
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,529
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1510
01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:04,157
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1511
01:19:06,325 --> 01:19:07,201
Goodbye.
1512
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:10,288
- Son!
- Eli?
1513
01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:11,289
- Hey.
- You're okay.
1514
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,415
Hey, hey, hey.
1515
01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:13,624
Oh, my God.
1516
01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:15,543
You all right?
1517
01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:17,295
Yeah. All right.
1518
01:19:18,004 --> 01:19:22,300
Uh, I… I had an insane night
and, um…
1519
01:19:23,843 --> 01:19:25,178
I love you guys.
1520
01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:28,723
Could we get that in writing?
1521
01:19:32,310 --> 01:19:33,811
How is that?
1522
01:19:33,936 --> 01:19:36,272
Oh, this? Not so bad.
1523
01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:37,857
It's actually kind of nice.
1524
01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:42,487
Yeah.
Sorry. I keep doing that.
1525
01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:47,200
Were you with him
when it happened?
1526
01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:50,203
Yeah, I was with him
till the end.
1527
01:19:51,996 --> 01:19:55,208
None of us would be here
without Danny.
1528
01:19:56,834 --> 01:19:57,835
He saved us…
1529
01:19:59,378 --> 01:20:01,047
with Tae Bo.
1530
01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:20,358
Yo! That's the guy!
1531
01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:22,068
Wes!
1532
01:20:22,193 --> 01:20:23,778
He saved us
with a song!
1533
01:20:23,903 --> 01:20:25,738
Oh, my God! We did it!
1534
01:20:27,949 --> 01:20:29,075
Whoo!
1535
01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:31,410
Yeah, baby!
1536
01:20:32,370 --> 01:20:34,455
You gave humanity faith!
1537
01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:42,672
- You did good, kid.
- Oh, uh…
1538
01:20:42,797 --> 01:20:44,382
Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
1539
01:20:46,217 --> 01:20:49,554
Uh, Mom, Dad,
this is the Kollective.
1540
01:20:50,096 --> 01:20:53,182
What? Eli's got parents?
Oh, hey.
1541
01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:55,726
Where are my manners?
1542
01:20:55,852 --> 01:20:57,395
No, we're good, thanks.
1543
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:00,857
- Thank you.
- All right!
1544
01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:02,942
Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
1545
01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:05,236
Seriously, I…
I like your mom.
1546
01:21:06,112 --> 01:21:07,488
That's probably good.
1547
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:14,495
Looking for someone?
1548
01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:16,706
Oh.
1549
01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:18,541
Hey.
1550
01:21:18,666 --> 01:21:19,834
Just wanted to say, um,
1551
01:21:21,127 --> 01:21:23,629
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
1552
01:21:23,754 --> 01:21:25,798
at the party or after
1553
01:21:26,591 --> 01:21:27,633
or at all.
1554
01:21:28,301 --> 01:21:29,385
There was a lot going on.
1555
01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:32,346
For sure.
1556
01:21:35,725 --> 01:21:37,560
You know, I kind of thought
1557
01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:40,813
in the porta-potty
you were gonna…
1558
01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:48,988
Wow.
1559
01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:50,948
What? "Wow"? What?
1560
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:53,242
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
1561
01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:54,702
Why did I say that?
1562
01:21:56,203 --> 01:21:57,288
Not very smooth.
1563
01:22:27,777 --> 01:22:28,903
Of course,
1564
01:22:29,028 --> 01:22:30,404
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
1565
01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:33,574
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
1566
01:22:33,699 --> 01:22:36,118
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
1567
01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,620
Tell him what's up
for me.
1568
01:22:37,745 --> 01:22:38,913
And we'll be paying
our respects, too,
1569
01:22:39,038 --> 01:22:40,414
on this poignant Y2K-Day
1570
01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:43,668
by playing
a 24-hour block of Limp.
1571
01:22:43,793 --> 01:22:46,295
Here's the best-selling single
of all time, Rollin'.
1572
01:22:48,214 --> 01:22:49,632
Fucking sellout.
1573
01:22:51,926 --> 01:22:53,803
What's up, man?
How you been?
1574
01:22:54,762 --> 01:22:57,306
Can't believe
we're graduating college.
1575
01:22:58,224 --> 01:23:01,310
Um, I'll probably stay
in Brooklyn,
1576
01:23:01,435 --> 01:23:03,312
but you know, who knows?
1577
01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:05,231
Started a music blog.
1578
01:23:06,607 --> 01:23:08,109
So Said the Turntable.
1579
01:23:08,234 --> 01:23:10,111
Yeah, we're still working
on the name.
1580
01:23:10,236 --> 01:23:11,862
- Well, I mean, it's just me.
- Um…
1581
01:23:11,988 --> 01:23:13,322
Laura's killing it.
1582
01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:16,742
I'm coding
for Durst Industries.
1583
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:19,996
It's funny
how that all worked out.
1584
01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:24,208
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so…
1585
01:23:28,546 --> 01:23:31,632
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
1586
01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:33,342
But yeah.
1587
01:23:35,970 --> 01:23:37,179
I miss you, Sticky.
1588
01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:48,357
All good?
1589
01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:52,194
Yeah.
1590
01:23:55,698 --> 01:23:57,450
Fucking…
1591
01:23:57,575 --> 01:23:58,784
Skip-proof, my ass.
1592
01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:02,580
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking…
1593
01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:03,789
What? No!
1594
01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:07,918
♪ Closing time ♪
1595
01:24:08,419 --> 01:24:10,379
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
1596
01:24:10,504 --> 01:24:14,842
♪ But you can't stay here ♪
1597
01:24:16,469 --> 01:24:20,806
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1598
01:24:21,599 --> 01:24:26,103
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1599
01:24:26,854 --> 01:24:29,732
♪ I know who I want to… ♪
1600
01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:38,657
Welcome to the digital realm.
1601
01:24:38,783 --> 01:24:41,619
Are you ready to get…… down?
1602
01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:43,329
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
1603
01:24:43,454 --> 01:24:45,247
♪ And you know another…
can't handle it ♪
1604
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:47,333
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
1605
01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:49,335
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
1606
01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:51,003
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
1607
01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:53,255
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
1608
01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:55,174
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
1609
01:24:55,299 --> 01:24:56,884
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
1610
01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:59,136
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1611
01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:00,137
♪ Thighs like what ♪
1612
01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:01,514
♪ What, what ♪
1613
01:25:01,639 --> 01:25:03,265
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
1614
01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:04,850
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
1615
01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:07,269
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1616
01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:09,146
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
1617
01:25:09,271 --> 01:25:10,815
♪ All night long ♪
1618
01:25:11,315 --> 01:25:13,025
♪ Let me see that… ♪
1619
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:15,820
♪ Thong ♪
1620
01:25:16,821 --> 01:25:18,864
♪ Baby ♪
1621
01:25:18,989 --> 01:25:20,699
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1622
01:25:20,825 --> 01:25:22,910
♪ I like it
when the beat goes ♪
1623
01:25:23,035 --> 01:25:24,870
♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
1624
01:25:24,995 --> 01:25:26,747
- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1625
01:25:26,872 --> 01:25:28,541
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1626
01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:30,793
Congratulations.
1627
01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:33,170
That was…
fucking tight.
1628
01:31:35,115 --> 01:31:35,991
Damn.
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