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You think we'll get
that propofol in today?

- Uh, yeah.
- Ahh, my shoulder.

Sir, I just need you to
stay still for a second.

- It hurts.
- OK.

I just need to twist
this into the port here.

Jesus, Matt, give it
to me. I'll do it.

All right.

One, two...

You took that like a champ.

- You really think so?
- Uh, sure.

Kind of getting a reputation
here that I don't love.

They say you're your
own worst critic.

And to fake it till you make it.

But there's another expression
that I've been hearing

way too often around here.

What the, Matt?

Still on that shift
schedule, huh?

Angie's personal leave is
still messing everything up.

Like, how long can you
really grieve an uncle?

I'm sorry. It's very sad.

Damn, Joyce, you
look kind of hot.

Inappropriate, but thank you.

I got this little beauty
at the Soft Surroundings

bankruptcy sale.

R.I.P.

Is this for April's baby shower?

That's not today, is it?

Oh, my God, of
course. Of course.

Just pile another thing on.
This is truly turning...

But you were asking me
why I'm dressed this way.

And the reason is because
I'm having a lady lunch

with my friend Megan today.

- Oh, that'll be fun.
- Yeah, it will.

Very fun and very epic.

So just consider me
off-site from 12:30 till...

question mark.

Don't we have a staff
meeting at 3:00?

12:30 until no
later than 3:00.

I know I'm probably
being dramatic,

but I'm starting to worry
about all these screw-ups.

Hey, you're not being dramatic.

You should be worried.

Yeah. I-I don't
know what happens.

I just sort of choke
under pressure.

- Yeah.
- Not sure if there's a way

to fix that or...

If you have any
tips, I'm all ears.

I get it. You want to
be calm under pressure.

You want to be confident.
- Yeah.

You want people to stop
calling you Dr. Eat.

Oh, people are calling me that?

Yeah. And it really
should be Nurse Eat.

That's always bothered me.

Look, I want to
help you, you know,

take you under my
wing and whatnot.

But how do I put this?

I...

don't think you'll succeed.

And then that would
reflect poorly on me.

Does that make sense?
- Sure. I get that.

Then again,

what if I actually
did pull it off?

What if I made
progress with you?

Could you imagine?

- I mean, yeah, that's...
- You know what?

I've convinced myself. I'm in.

Uh, you can cover my
lunch as a thank-you.

Hold up.

I'm just gonna toss
in a few Kind bars.

- Great.
- Oh.

So I have to hang
streamers for the shower

and give Mr. Reed a heparin
drip, process a urine sample,

and order a sheet cake.
What am I forgetting?

Finish eating the
yogurt on your face?

Mm. Honestly, this stuff
is just relentless.

You know, it just
keeps on coming.

OK, so streamers,
heparin, urine, cake.

♪ Streamers, heparin,
urine, cake ♪

♪ Streamers, heparin,
urine, cake ♪

OK. Why don't I take
care of the shower

so you can just, you
know, stop singing that?

Oh, that would be great.

But I just... I mean, I can't...
I can't put that on you.

Girl, you're a boss bitch now.

Doing baby showers
and birthday parties,

that's for a basic bitch.

OK, in both scenarios,
I'm a bitch?

Yes, bitch.

OK! Great!

♪ Urine, heparin

The deal was no singing.

I'm rapping.

Look at you.

You got a big date with
your cat or something?

Ha ha.

As if I could ever get a cat

within 500 feet of Sanderson.

Well, since you must know,

I'm having lunch today
with my good pal Megan.

Oh, yeah, the pharma
rep from Whitney-Bello?

Mm-hmm.

Make sure you grab
a couple cosmos

so you can make it
through that sales pitch.

Oh, it's not like that.

We're just a couple of
friends hanging out.

And when you two "hang out,"

she doesn't try to push
the company's newest drug,

Zaluva or whatever?

I mean, we talk
about work sometimes

'cause it's part of life.

But, no, she's never tried
to sell me on anything.

Well, that's how
they make it feel.

The world you see
sounds disgusting.

We are friends.

Pharma reps are not our friend.

Those people are parasites.

They're like those little fish

that suck on the
sides of sharks.

Now, NatGeo says
they both benefit,

but what's the
shark getting there?

- Hey, I gotcha.
- Yeah.

- Ooh, nice prime.
- Mm.

Best in the game.
You got lucky.

Sure did.

Oh, the baby shower
balloons came in.

Yeah?

Oh, latex?

Hmm?

You got latex balloons.

Oh, did I?

I just asked for, like,
balloon kind of balloons.

Yeah.

Yeah, I usually get Mylar,
you know, 'cause latex,

sometimes they overheat and
the lights, and then they pop.

But...

I mean, it's just
balloons, though, right?

It doesn't matter.
- Yeah, no, not at all.

Sometimes balloons are
made of polyethylene film.

Cool.

M-M-Megan.

- Hey, boo.
- Hey, buddy.

All right, diva.

Them legs look good, girl.
- Oh, thank you.

I've been taking
the stairs a lot

because Sanderson broke
my elliptical, again.

Yes, Megan is a pharma rep.

That is her job.

And, yes, we met through work.

But guess who else
met through work.

The cast of "Friends."

And they became friends.

Oh, I've been looking
forward to this all day.

So much to catch up on. Oh,
hey, how's the bone broth?

Megan, right, from
Whitney-Bello?

Oh, Dr. Ron, how's
that backswing going?

Ooh, you remember I love golf.

It's almost as if you
have a file on me.

Well, who needs a file when
it's all you ever talk about.

We have reservations
at Honeysuckle Grille.

We're gonna...
- Nice place.

I bet there's a business-lunch
bonanza there at this hour.

Or a personal lunch.

Bye, Ron.

Oh, darn.

I thought it let up,

but I guess I need to
go get my umbrella.

Oh, I got you.

Here you go. Keep it.

Nice umbrella, right, Joyce?

Um, you know what?

I'm just gonna get a little wet,

right, live a little.

Whoo!

Whee!

Friendship.

So your sister hasn't
gotten any less crazy?

Did I tell you she's
seeing a pet psychic?

No

Yeah, Megan, she
doesn't have a pet.

It's to help her find a pet.

Stop. It's too much.
It's way too much.

It is too much.

See, we're not gonna
talk about work

because we're friends.

Ugh, I don't know why I let
Ron get in my head like that.

Get out, Ron.

Get out.

Sorry, feeling silly today.

Now, true confidence
means being able

to look in the mirror
and to love what you see.

Are you looking?
- I am.

- Do you love what you see?
- I do.

You can't. It's too soon.

That was a trick,
and you failed.

- Oh.
- So now look again.

Do you really, really
love everything you see?

- Yes.
- Good. That's good.

Even the teeth?

Oh.

When all the lessons
come together,

I think it's gonna be a
pretty powerful moment.

So I'm excited.

Hey, Serena, here.

I asked you to plan the shower,
and then I didn't give you

any of the information.

Way to go, Alex, so...

"Baby shower must-haves."

Yeah, it's just like a
checklist of vendors and stuff.

So you had this already,
or you just typed it up?

Hmm?

Well, it doesn't matter
because a lot of this

doesn't apply, like
your cake place.

I mean, I already
ordered doughnuts, so...

Oh!

Doughnuts? Wow,
that is so fun.

Yeah.

Yeah, I love doughnuts
in the morning.

Alex.

You know, with doughnuts,
people's fingers get sticky.

That's all I'm saying.

- We'll have napkins.
- OK.

But, you know, napkins...
they don't fix sticky.

Wipes maybe.

But napkins make it worse
sometimes, you know.

Are you OK with me doing this?

What?

'Cause if you want to
take it back, just do it.

Don't be weird.
- No. No.

I don't... OK.

I'm backing off.

And I am literally
backing away right now.

Oh!

Guys, hey, we've
talked about this.

Frustrated?

With who, Serena?

You mean the person
who's helping me?

Come on, guys.

Slow day at the old
documentary factory, huh?

Oh, yeah, she's losing it.

I'd stay close 'cause the
wheels are coming off.

So now we have a separate bar
of soap just for Sanderson.

The old one looked
like a chinchilla.

So how's that fancy
Subaru of yours?

Yeah, I needed more trunk space.

The Zaluva samples are
flying off the shelves...

which reminds me, if you ever
want me to bring some pass

and give you...
- Ech, ech, ech...

Yuck work, no.

Bleh!

A bug just swooped in there.

- Oh, wow.
- Hey, are you dating?

You were dating
that guy, Justin,

yeah, the one with
the "gluten allergy."

And we were like, yeah, right.

My God, that's
done, so much drama.

That's why it's been nice
having the Zaluva rollout

to focus on.

The clinical trials were great,

but I had no idea how
big it was gonna be...

My sister broke my arm.

Did I ever tell you this?

It's super personal.

It's probably the most personal
story I could tell you.

She pushed me out of a tree,
just flung me right out.

My God.

I'm gonna simulate
some of the stressors

that we experience in the ER.

I'd like you to suture
this orange peel

back onto that orange.

OK. Seems easy enough.

Oh, does it?

Well, what I
neglected to mention

is that while you're doing
that, I will be doing...

No, you have to start
stitching so I can say that.

So while you're doing that,

I'll be doing...
You're not stitching.

It doesn't work if you're
not... You got to stitch, man.

Come on. I will be doing this.

Yeah, that makes it harder.

- Uh-huh, visual stressors.
- Yeah.

And this. Ah!

OK. All right, yeah.

I mean, is this stuff that's
actually gonna happen?

Yeah, trust the process, Matt.

OK, all right.

Don't drop her, Matt!

It's a girl, a young
girl. That's her face.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

I'm so happy we did this.

- Me too.
- Oh, thank you.

Why don't we split it?

No, it's not on me.
It's on Whitney-Bello.

No, no, no. No. Come on.

We barely talked about work.

No, we talked about Zaluva.

It's fine.
- No, I wasn't listening.

I didn't even hear that part.
- Joyce.

- No, no, no.
- Come on.

Come on, come on.

I don't want to get you in
trouble with the IRS, OK?

Just let me... let me treat you.

All right, if you insist.

And maybe I could pay you back

with a little March
trip to Miami.

With you?

I'm talking multiple spa days,

Mai Tais at the pool bar.

- In the pool?
- Mm-hmm.

And, obviously, first-class
travel, all on company dime.

Oh, OK.

So this is like a-a work thing.

A conference, yeah.

I know it's not
normally your thing.

But, honestly, you would only
have to speak on the panel

for, like, 30 minutes.
- Um...

You know, I think I'm
gonna have to say no.

It's kind of a tricky thing...

ethically.

- I totally get it.
- Yeah.

- I just had to ask.
- Well, that's your job.

Hey, I need you to
change the dressing

on Ms. Delvecchio's wrist
and run a sepsis workup

just to... just to be safe.
- Right now?

Mm-hmm.

That's gonna be my
whole afternoon.

Can someone else do it?

No, they were preferring someone

who was fluent in Korean.

For Mrs. Delvecchio?

Yeah. I-I think her
maiden name was...

something else.

So I'm not comfortable guessing.

But hey, listen, um, you know,

if the baby shower
feels like too much

and you're worried
about it, I can...

I can totally take that back.

Nope.

All good. I'll do both.

OK. Are you sure? 'Cause
I don't... I don't mind...

Yep, I got it.

Hey, Ron, you got a sec?

Sure, Megan, what
can I do you for?

We have a conference
coming up in Miami,

and I would love
to bring you out.

It's a five-star resort. We
can fly you out first class.

You'd have a suite
with a plunge pool.

Well, why don't we
forget all that,

you just give me a
bag full of cash?

Anything to push Zaluva, right?

Look, I know pharma
reps have a reputation,

but I'm just trying
to avoid this thing

being some kind of cookie-cutter

corporate snooze fest.

And you're such a great doctor.

You're obviously going to
prescribe the right drug,

regardless of what I do.

Plus, we hired some PGA pros

to play a few rounds
with the VIPs.

And I'd prefer to
pair them with someone

who knows their way
around the links.

So you got some
rookies to stop by?

- Hmm.
- Who are we talking about?

Top 20?
- Oh.

- Top 10?
- What you say?

Not the big cat.

Yeah. So I took the offer.

It's not like I'm gonna
be pushing Zaluva now.

I know I'm being worked.

And I'm immune to that
type of influence.

I mean, how many Mach 5 razor
commercials have I seen?

Hundreds? Thousands?
And what do I use?

Schick Quattro.

All right, I want you
to get out of your head.

- OK.
- So mirror my movements.

Let me lead you.

OK.

Yeah. Huh.

Did you have polio
when you were a kid?

Uh, I don't think so.

Female, puncture
wound, thoracic trauma!

OK, Matthew on me.

Come on. Matthew, we need you.

OK, we've got a wound
to the upper chest,

possible lung perforation.

Matt, I need
tranexamic acid now.

OK. Wait, these are all empty.

I don't want excuses, Matthew.

I need solutions.
- OK.

Hurry, hurry. Come on.

We're losing her.
- I don't know where they are!

So I brought in an actress

from the Merrick
Community Playhouse.

Hey, good work. Very natural.

Little forced.
You'll get there.

So everything's fake,
except the blood.

That's expired blood
from the blood banks.

Don't get any in your mouth.

Hey, Joyce.

So there's this Zaluva
conference in Miami.

Yeah, I know.

Megan invited me, and
I turned her down.

Are you happy?

I know how much you love
to ruin female friendships.

Good for you for
holding that boundary.

Um, but Megan asked me to go.

So I'm gonna need a
week off in March.

No, you didn't.

Yes, I did.

I turned her down
because of you.

And then you turn around
and stab me in the back?

Paging Dr. Hypocrite.

I'm in it for the
golf and the sunshine,

not some murky friendship
with slight sexual energy.

Don't think I
didn't notice that.

I complimented her
cleavage one time.

But she was fishing
for it with that top.

You stole my girls' trip!

It was never a girls' trip!

It's called "Clinical Health
Care Solutions for Tomorrow"!

These are all
covered in Vaseline.

Defibrillator, stat!

Defibrillator.

Why is it up here?

We got to stop the
bleeding. Matthew, please!

Matt Pearson,
remember that name.

If you die, he's the
one who killed you.

OK.

Ah! Ah!

What?

Wow.

So you're gonna kick yourself.

The tranexamic acid
was hidden right here

in the box of medical gloves.
- Hidden?

So you whiffed it on that one.

But great job on the defib.

I'm sorry. What?

And you... you
were a revelation.

Was it... ahh!

Amazing.

Well, Bruce is out.

Why did he...

why?

So the blurry vision is
coming on sporadically.

Anything else?
- Yeah, headache, too.

Mainly here. Feels like
my head's in a vise.

That is a migraine.

You know what you should...

I meant could take...

I don't care personally. It
doesn't mean anything to me.

There is a drug that
apparently helps.

If you see someone drowning,

you throw them a life vest.

Does it really matter
if you got a free trip

from the life vest company?

I don't think so.

Oh.

You did some redecorating.

Yeah, just a few tiny tweaks.

You know, TT's, teeny tinys.
- Mm-hmm.

You moved the banner from
this wall to that one.

Save the day.

Just so there's a clear sight
line when you walk in the room.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, and you got
some Mylar balloons.

Now we have double
balloons for some reason.

I know. I know, but
it really does...

Alex, you are a full-on
psycho right now.

I told you, OK?

These... these latex
ones, they, they pop.

They...

Oh, my God.

OK, these are
really high quality.

OK, just stop.

Serena, you're taking
this personally,

but it's not about you.

I know. It's about you.

You can't let go of
this. And you know why?

Because you have to
have that hero moment

where everyone lines up
to pat you on the back.

Well, you know, this isn't
about me or you, all right?

This is about Abby.

You mean April?

Yes, April. Obviously,
I mean April.

Alex, get out.

I...

OK.

Really?

Bye.

Hey, Meegs, super-fun
lunch today.

Uh, listen, I'm just
calling you to let you know

I am accepting your invitation

for our Miami girls' trip.

Oh, God, Joyce, I'm sorry,

but I already offered
the spot to Ron.

Right, but, you know,

I figured I could
just tag along.

Well, the budget only gives
us one medical professional

from the region.

Little wiggle room.

I could... I would...

I would pay my own way.

I'm sorry, Joyce.

No? OK. Huh.

Well, you know what?

Maybe we should just go
on our own girls' trip.

Six-hour drive, and we're
at the Tillamook Creamery.

Crazy Tripadvisor score.

It's, like, the number-one
thing to do in Tillamook.

I just feel like that's maybe...

not our relationship.

You know what? I
just remembered.

I am already going to Tillamook
with another friend of mine

named, uh...

Joyce.

Um, so... Text me
those mani pics.

OK? Bye.

Yeah, I'll...

Could you guys step out...

for a little bit?

I'm OK.

It's just...

I farted,

and it's a potent one.

And you might want to
leave before it hits you.

Hey, Joyce, you good?

Mm-hmm.

Right. OK.

Well, I called Megan,

and I turned down her offer

because that whole
conflict-of-interest thing

was really weighing on me.

Plus, I felt kind of bad taking
away a trip with your friend.

Do whatever you want, Ron.
The trip doesn't matter.

And she is not my friend.

How do you mean?

She turned down
Tillamook Creamery.

Kind of says it all.

Well, I think that says
something about both of you.

Who needs her?

I'm sure you have a
bunch of other friends.

Didn't you mention going to
a wine tasting last week?

Yes, with Ellyn, my
friend Ellyn, yeah.

Although, technically,
she does work for Pfizer.

Yeah.

Oh, Carol.

Carol is my friend...

from Johnson & Johnson.
- Johnson & Johnson.

Yikes.

Oh, hey, doughnuts.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

Why do I have to choose
doughnut hole or doughnut?

Why can't I just get
it all as one piece?

Something simpler?
- Think fast.

Uppercut.
- Hey!

So next round's out
in the parking lot.

Are you allergic to bees?

It's actually better if you are.

What is your problem,
man? Are you insane?

Matty, it's just
part of the process.

No, there's not a
process. You're a jerk.

I'm sorry to use a slur, but
that's what you're acting like.

And you passed.

What are you talking about?

I just taught you how to
stand up for yourself.

I did that.

You should be
thrilled. Excuse me.

Hey.

It seems like people
really like the doughnuts.

Alex, thank you for putting
together a great party,

as always.

Oh, um, actually,
Serena did everything.

And you're right.
She did a great job.

Oh, cool.

By the way, are there cupcakes?

This little guy is craving
them, but we didn't see any.

- Ungrateful much?
- Hey, April.

Sorry your free party
wasn't good enough.

You, like, worked your butt off,

and you're crushing this thing.

She's like, "What,
there's no cupcakes?"

Like, oh, my God.

Good luck to that baby.

Oh, my God, I was
literally thinking,

good luck to that baby.
- No, you weren't.

Mind meld.

Oh, my God.

But, you know, April's great.

Yeah, she's been
trying to have a baby

for a long time, so...
- Long, long time.

Hey.

I don't know what
you're doing after this,

but do you have any
interest in hitting up

a karaoke bar downtown?

You hate karaoke.

Yeah, but I love watching
you butcher Amy Winehouse.

Um...

well, I'll check my cal.

You know, when I was
listing my friends earlier,

I forgot about Ron

and Alex and Serena...

Serena Beena.

That's our fun thing.

But, yeah, I guess you could say

I've got 286 full-time friends

and 129 part-time friends.

So, yeah, I'm very fortunate.

285 full-time friends.

I cannot stand Dakota.

She is a nightmare of a human.