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So, this is the legit life?
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This is the legit life, bro.
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No more girls and penthouses and jewelry.
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- Eh?
- Yeah, yeah.
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It's better. Better life.
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As long as I've got you,
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I am more than happy.
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You understand?
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Cal, what you doing?
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Sorry, Mobeen.
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Just don't escape this life, bro.
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Cal, you're a dead man!
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And you, bro!
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Azaar, I didn't have
nothing to do with that.
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No, you're a liar!
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I'm at the door...
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Tell him what Azaar said.
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Next time it'll be Aks.
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See you around, Mobeen.
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Mobes, don't.
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Now go and
take care of your business.
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I'm not gonna ask you again.
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Where is Azaar?
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He's gone.
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- Where?!
- Holiday.
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If you say Ashby de la Zouch-
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Oh, that's right. Spain.
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It's not in Spain.
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It's in Leicestershire!
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Anyway, it wasn't Azaar
that had your mates battered.
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What do you mean?
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It was Uncle Khan that done him over.
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Why?
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Because the cocaine that
Cal stole belonged to him.
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It all belongs to him.
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What is that?
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It's just that I find high
intensity situations arousing.
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You dirty kutta.
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It's a medical condition.
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Is my taxi here yet?
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Auntie,
where did you come from?
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Ten more minutes.
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Sweaty, sweaty kutta.
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You tell Khan, yeah,
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I had nothing to do with this.
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Do you know what?
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In fact, I'll tell him myself.
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Where is he?
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He's back on Monday morning.
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I'll tell him you're
gonna come and see him.
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Yeah.
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- Mobeen.
- What?!
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Will you put that gun to my temple,
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one more time?
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Pervert bastard.
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You dir...
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Auntie, I'll take you home.
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You don't need to get a taxi from here.
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I can get that taxi
arranged, eight minutes.
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Shut your mouth.
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Hey!
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It's me!
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You bowl of tatti!
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Sorry.
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Get downstairs. Idiot.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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OK, hit them up.
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What you doing?
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I'm getting pumped.
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I'm getting so pumped
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that I'm gonna snap their necks
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between my quadriceps after I'm done.
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Oh, yeah.
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Your quadriceps are on your legs.
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This one's a petrol bomb.
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I googled how to make it on your iPad.
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Oh, did you?
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Can we just add domestic terrorism
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to my list of increasing
criminal charges tonight?
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What if they find us and kill us?
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Not gonna let anything
happen to you guys.
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Come on. Yeah?
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Where's Eight?
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Eight.
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They've gone. Come on.
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It's not convenient
for me to die right now.
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Why?
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I haven't even
kissed Whitney Houston yet.
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You didn't tell him, did you?
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Got a lot on my mind.
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- Eight.
- What?
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- Bad news.
- Yeah?
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Whitney Houston's already dead.
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What?! Did they get her as well?
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I promise, if you stick
with me, you'll be okay.
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Come out now.
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Yeah, I bet you said that
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to Whitney Houston as well, innit?
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You kutta.
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Mobeen, I just don't
feel safe right now.
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Seriously, Mobes,
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they could actually find us.
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Yeah, and they'll kill us
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like they killed Whitney Houston.
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Ask him about that.
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This is a safe house.
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I promise you,
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no one's gonna find you here.
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My new house is the safest house.
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What are you looking at?
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I've got to go.
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What? You're not going anywhere.
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Shady's making this safe house
feel like an unsafe house.
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Give me...
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You're so strong.
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You're so strong.
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He's like a Netflix serial killer.
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Who is the serial killer?
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No one.
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No, I think she did mean you, Uncle,
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'cause you'd make a wicked
serial killer, innit?
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Uncle, can I have a word, please?
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Thank you for letting us
stay here, Uncle Shady.
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And please look after them.
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They're my world.
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What a shit world.
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Once I've been to see Khan,
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I will come back for them.
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Khan? No, no, no, no, no.
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That's bad.
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What if I can't fix it, Uncle Shady?
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You can fix it
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and then you can come back
to your bloody shit world.
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You know what?
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You've got a funny way of showing it,
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but I know you care.
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Come on, let's have a cuddle.
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Get out.
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I can't believe no one's
killed that kamina yet.
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I heard that.
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Sit up!
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Oh, hell, no.
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Oi, Mobeen.
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Welcome back to the world of Haram.
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Great to be here.
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Do me a favor, yaar, huh? Quickly.
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Which one of these two should live or die?
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What have they done, Uncle?
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They've been wasteful with my maal.
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I'm down nearly 40 grand.
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So, I think I'm going to hit their head,
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40 times with a cricket bat.
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What do you reckon?
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These two kamine owe you 40 grand?
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Uh-huh.
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You should kill them.
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Okay.
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No, no, no. Listen.
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If you do kill them,
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then you're gonna have
to find someone else
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to deal with the Smethwick Lads.
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That's gonna cost you way more
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than 40 grand in lost earnings.
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Ain't that right, boys?
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They haven't even apologized, yaar.
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That's disgusting, Uncle.
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Say sorry.
- Sorry.
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But what they're gonna do,
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is to make it up to you.
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If you let them live today,
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they're gonna work for free this year.
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- Mm-mm.
- Mm-mm.
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Or, I mean, you know, boys. Yeah?
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Say, "Thank you, Uncle Khan."
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Thank you.
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So with your plan,
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I keep the Smethwick links
and continue making money.
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I mean, yeah, if you like.
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Oh, Mobeen, yaar,
I've missed you so much.
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He saved your life.
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Get rid of them.
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Whoo!
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Black people can swim.
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Yeah, bitches!
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I love Uncle Shady's new house.
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It's like a Pakistani Disneyland, innit?
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Remove the dead rat
from the filter, bastard.
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No, I don't want to do it.
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I've already done one.
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Do it now.
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No, that is disgusting.
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Throw the toaster in.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax.
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Netflix should
definitely be filming this.
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I think throw it in.
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It'll make the water more toasty.
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Shut up!
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Get me the bag.
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I have to go out and feed the foxes.
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Here, take this. It's disgusting. Yuck!
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Just get more rats, bastard.
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But, Uncle,
I already got them all.
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There's no more left in here.
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Look. See? There's nothing in here.
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Huh? I've got one. I've got one.
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It's alive!
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It's chasing us!
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It's chasing...
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Oh, it's coming!
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Grab my foot!
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Grab my foot!
- It's coming!
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I'll save you!
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You know, when I
said, "Get rid of them,"
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I meant get rid of them out of the office.
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Not get rid of them.
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How are you, Mobeen?
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I'm doing bad, Uncle.
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I'm witnessing murders again.
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No, no, no. I know.
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It's terrible, yaar. Terrible.
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You're such a good boy, yaar.
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I know, you're trying to get out.
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You're a good Muslim.
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Becoming nearly a mullah.
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I'm trying.
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How many times do you pray a day?
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Like four and a half times.
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Four and a half?!
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Well, namaz is finished for you now.
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What do you expect, huh,
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hanging around with that degenerate Cal?
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He crossed you, he crossed me.
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I had nothing to do with this.
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I promise you.
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You know, your heart
has always been bigger
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than your head, Mobeen.
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That is why you are in this
massive pile of camel shit.
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Shit de geya. Shit.
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Uncle, listen to me.
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If you would listen to my proposal-
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You're gonna shoot yourself in the face
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and save me the trouble?
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Probably not that,
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but how about I bring Cal to you?
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And?
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And get your maal back.
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And?
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I mean, that's about it.
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You bring him back to
me so I can fuck him.
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Sexually?
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You're not back at
boarding school now, Naveed.
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Uncle, but if I can bring him to you,
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me and you could-
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You bring him back here
exactly this time tomorrow
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and then you are back on my Eid card list.
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Uncle, I appreciate that,
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and I would love to be on that list,
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but it's, like, impossible for me
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to get him here tomorrow.
- Make it fucking possible.
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'Cause next time,
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I will kill that big, soft, black one
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and that special needs
hamster you hang around with.
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Uncle, leave it to me.
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I'll sort it.
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Sorry.
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Oi, oi, oi, oi.
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Sunshine, where are you going? Come back.
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Now, just to make sure
you do as you're told,
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my nephew will be your new shadow.
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Who? The "sexually" guy?
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Yeah, the sexually guy's
learning the family business.
273
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Naveed, learning the family business...
274
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:57,783
First thing, don't use the
name "sexually guy," okay?
275
00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,270
That's not...
276
00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:01,500
I wasn't...
277
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,270
I didn't mean sexually.
278
00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,103
Are you sure?
279
00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:04,980
'Cause you're standing real close
280
00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:06,660
to me right now, big man.
281
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:09,090
Yeah? You think I'm close now?
282
00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,598
Wait till I'm inside you.
283
00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:11,431
Huh?
284
00:11:11,431 --> 00:11:13,872
Inside your head.
285
00:11:13,872 --> 00:11:14,705
Inside...
286
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:16,809
Inside your...
287
00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:25,343
When we get in here,
288
00:11:25,343 --> 00:11:26,176
you keep your mouth shut
289
00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:28,632
about what your uncle's
asked us to do, yeah?
290
00:11:28,632 --> 00:11:29,465
All right.
291
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,393
Take your shoes off.
292
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,280
Why aren't you taking yours off?
293
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,113
Shut up.
294
00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:39,240
How you doing, baby girl?
295
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,950
Apart from the serial killer, a toaster
296
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,513
and a pool full of dead rats?
297
00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:44,260
Who's this guy?
298
00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:46,163
I'm his new guy.
299
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,850
Your new guy?
300
00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:49,604
Is that right, Mobeen? Huh?
301
00:11:49,604 --> 00:11:51,945
No. No, you're the only guy for me.
302
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:52,801
You know that.
303
00:11:52,801 --> 00:11:53,801
Better be.
304
00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:56,565
Who's that?
305
00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:59,010
You must be
the special needs hamster.
306
00:11:59,010 --> 00:11:59,850
Yeah, I am.
307
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,110
You better believe it.
308
00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:03,147
Seriously, who is he?
309
00:12:03,147 --> 00:12:04,336
I'll tell you who I am. I'm-
310
00:12:04,336 --> 00:12:07,694
He is one of our cousins.
311
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:08,906
- Huh?
- What?
312
00:12:08,906 --> 00:12:09,739
Mm-hm.
313
00:12:09,739 --> 00:12:11,280
I've never met him before.
314
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,123
Sorry. And you've met all
of our cousins, have you?
315
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,100
I have.
316
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:14,933
Good point.
317
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,134
Does that mean I have to be nice to him?
318
00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:18,470
I mean, he's family, so...
319
00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:19,500
So definitely not.
320
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,333
Exactly.
321
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:21,166
What do you want?
322
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:22,550
Can I have a word in private?
323
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,163
Let's go.
324
00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:27,663
What is it?
325
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,560
Does he live here?
326
00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,186
Yeah. So what?
327
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,563
Right. I've got to go.
328
00:12:35,563 --> 00:12:37,560
We'll do a linking up tomorrow.
329
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,360
A linking up?
330
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,883
Brother, you need to go
onto Urban Dictionary.
331
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,650
Didn't even put his shoes on.
332
00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:48,240
Naveed's gone.
333
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,520
Good. He better never come back.
334
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,380
Wipe this bag off, bastard.
335
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,150
The foxes were very hungry.
336
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,920
Do foxes eat hamsters, Uncle?
337
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,453
Just wash it, bastard.
338
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,978
What are you looking at, poom poom?
339
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,413
Come on, just tell me, man.
340
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,810
I don't want
to talk about Shady.
341
00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:08,400
It's too painful.
342
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,890
Let's just say he's a
badman and leave it at that.
343
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,930
Is that a correct
use of the vernacular?
344
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,040
Badman, yeah.
345
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,050
Gold star for you, Mr Nav.
346
00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:17,490
Who are we meeting?
347
00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,800
The only person that can
find any man in Small Heath.
348
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,180
Who?
349
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,680
Your mum.
350
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,873
Grow up. Seriously, who is it?
351
00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:31,450
You are about to meet
the Hood Whisperer.
352
00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:34,665
Ooh!
353
00:13:34,665 --> 00:13:39,644
Your mum.
354
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,321
Yo! Mobeen, my yute. Wagwan?
355
00:13:45,321 --> 00:13:47,312
Long time gone me no see you, dog.
356
00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:48,280
How are you, my brother?
357
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,262
Bless, rudeboy.
358
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,909
You're looking good as always, you know?
359
00:13:50,909 --> 00:13:51,868
Wicked. Wicked.
360
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:52,821
More power, more life
to you, my brother.
361
00:13:52,821 --> 00:13:56,160
Yo, more power, more life to you, my dog.
362
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,206
Me want fuck 'pon the yute.
363
00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,070
Hey!
364
00:13:59,070 --> 00:13:59,903
What is...
365
00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:00,736
What man saying?
366
00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:01,571
What you say that for?
367
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,470
Where you get the boy from?
368
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,910
He's been listening to R. Kelly.
369
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,814
- What? No I haven't.
- He has.
370
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,042
Bloodclaat.
371
00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:10,830
Listen, Hood Whisperer, man.
372
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,663
I need your help.
373
00:14:11,663 --> 00:14:14,580
I need you to find somebody
only you can find, yeah?
374
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,110
What you need finding?
375
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:17,220
Cal Winston.
376
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:18,663
Cal Winston?
377
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,653
That boy is trouble, man.
378
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,619
Also, can't do that, man. You mad.
379
00:14:23,619 --> 00:14:24,720
- You've got to find him.
- Wait.
380
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,673
- Tell him.
- Wait.
381
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,020
Hood Whisperer, my brother,
382
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,360
listen, I need this thing.
383
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,670
Give me a week then.
384
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:33,503
Give me a week.
385
00:14:33,503 --> 00:14:34,621
We don't have a week.
386
00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:36,369
My uncle's gonna kill you
if you don't find him.
387
00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:37,710
I know this.
388
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,330
Listen, Hood Whisperer.
389
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:40,560
I ain't got a week, my brother.
390
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,000
I need him quick.
391
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,963
How quick?
392
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,012
Like today.
393
00:14:45,012 --> 00:14:48,900
Today? Bomboclaat. You're crazy.
394
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,840
You think I can find him in one day?
395
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,673
You're mad. And watch him.
396
00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:55,440
Standing up there with the
mouth open like guppy fish.
397
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,290
Close your mouth, guppy fish boy.
398
00:14:58,290 --> 00:14:59,420
Close your mouth!
399
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,420
I'm closing it. I'm closing it.
400
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,850
Listen, dog. Me can't
find him in one day.
401
00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:04,803
Me looks like I'm Frodo
in The Lord of the Rings,
402
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,260
and me can go on some
mission and find him?
403
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,168
You're mad. Not a chance.
404
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,446
Listen, Hood Whisperer.
405
00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:13,279
What?
406
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,880
Listen, me asking you, my brother.
407
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,713
Come on.
408
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:22,740
All right. Give me a minute.
409
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:25,200
Let me see what me can do for you.
410
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,930
One day to find Cal Winston.
411
00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:29,201
And this little guppy fish boy,
412
00:15:29,201 --> 00:15:31,293
looking at my face in my restaurant.
413
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:33,723
Nobody look on me, dog.
414
00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:37,020
Where do I look?
415
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,880
Uh, how about here?
416
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,650
How about there?
- Listen me.
417
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,003
You know Cal Winston?
418
00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:44,553
Mm.
419
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:47,663
Nah?
420
00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:51,630
Oh. All right.
421
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:52,503
She see him?
422
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:54,563
She see him?
423
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:59,250
She no see him?
424
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,315
All right.
425
00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:03,557
Mm.
426
00:16:03,557 --> 00:16:04,807
So nothing. No.
427
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,553
All right then.
428
00:16:13,127 --> 00:16:14,820
Him at the garden center.
429
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,260
He where now?
430
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,550
I thought you said it was impossible.
431
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:20,370
Sometime I over-exaggerate
for dramatic effect.
432
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,690
What's he doing at the garden center?
433
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,523
Does it matter?
434
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,030
Buying geraniums for his window box.
435
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:24,960
You lullihole.
436
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,160
Listen, we found the geezer.
437
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,330
That's the most important thing.
438
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:28,722
Geraniums at this time of year?
439
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,840
Wake up, Mobeen.
440
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,690
Listen, go down the Solihull branch.
441
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:35,280
Him down by the evergreens.
442
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,110
Hurry up quick. Him soon left.
443
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:38,730
Listen, you done save my life.
444
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:39,899
- All right, rudeboy.
- Thank you.
445
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,840
And he is gonna fix
that finder's fee thing.
446
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,673
- Respect.
- What?
447
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:44,842
Give the money. Give the money.
448
00:16:44,842 --> 00:16:46,800
Yeah, man,
run the money, guppy fish boy.
449
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,833
Come on, man.
450
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,060
All right.
451
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,008
Geraniums at this time of year?
452
00:16:52,008 --> 00:16:53,253
Can you believe it?
453
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,898
Fuck off.
454
00:16:56,898 --> 00:17:01,898
Oh. Okay.
455
00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:07,042
Cal's here.
456
00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:09,450
Oh, yeah? How do you know?
457
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:11,700
'Cause we're in a garden center, yeah?
458
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,590
Nana Mildred's hardly gonna
have the word "ghetto"
459
00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:14,850
on her number plate, is she?
460
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,263
Come on.
- Wait, wait.
461
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,973
Is it gonna be dangerous in there?
462
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,948
You're about to learn.
463
00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:25,198
Shit's gonna get real.
464
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,652
No sign of him?
- Not yet.
465
00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:58,485
Shit.
466
00:18:03,674 --> 00:18:05,010
What is this?
467
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:05,843
It's half price.
468
00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:07,260
What am I supposed to do?
469
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,540
Now is not time for
brown uncle bargains.
470
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,390
Let's go. Enough.
471
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,053
And there he is.
472
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:25,800
Cal the cocaine-stealing cockhole.
473
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,353
I think he saw us.
474
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,756
- Mobeen.
- Wagwan, Cal? Huh?
475
00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:41,589
Mobes, come on.
476
00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:43,316
You always carry
fucking things with you.
477
00:18:43,316 --> 00:18:45,240
What you got on you?
478
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,112
Yeah? Is that you?
479
00:18:47,112 --> 00:18:48,180
Bury this in the tulips.
480
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,190
The soil's very dry at this time of year.
481
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:51,213
Bury it, Titchmarsh.
482
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,507
Listen, Mobes.
483
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,900
I was gonna come see you.
484
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,170
You put my little
sister in the most danger.
485
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,370
But I had my reasons, all right?
486
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:00,930
Do a man a favor, yeah?
487
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:05,147
Explain it to Khan.
- What?
488
00:19:05,147 --> 00:19:06,990
Mobes, Khan will kill me.
489
00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:08,160
You should have thought about that
490
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,870
before you caused this mess.
491
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,943
Not right now, Mobes. Please.
492
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,860
- Please.
- Dad?
493
00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,481
It's okay.
494
00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:18,300
It's okay, baby girl.
495
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,150
You're all right.
496
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:22,920
Give me your keys.
497
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,570
- What?
- Give me your keys now.
498
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,923
This belongs to Khan.
499
00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:37,763
Just go, Cal.
500
00:19:37,763 --> 00:19:39,630
What? Uncle will kill us.
501
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:40,463
Just go.
502
00:19:40,463 --> 00:19:41,493
Brother, listen.
503
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,300
I was gonna come see you.
504
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,177
I swear down.
505
00:19:46,177 --> 00:19:47,937
Brother? Brother? Yeah?
506
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,220
I'm not your brother anymore.
507
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,784
You ruined that.
508
00:19:51,784 --> 00:19:53,400
Do you want my advice, yeah?
509
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,530
Take your little girl, take your mum,
510
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,600
and get the fuck out of Birmingham.
511
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,050
Sorry about the bad language.
512
00:20:17,942 --> 00:20:20,789
♪ Oh, I know you're a superstar ♪
513
00:20:20,789 --> 00:20:21,794
♪ A supernova shining ♪
514
00:20:21,794 --> 00:20:23,697
♪ You can see from super far ♪
515
00:20:23,697 --> 00:20:24,530
♪ And they ain't ready ♪
516
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:26,492
♪ No, you're about to
hit the bottle on 'em ♪
517
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,465
♪ Won't see it coming ♪
518
00:20:27,465 --> 00:20:30,282
♪ You're gon' come
through like a super car ♪
519
00:20:30,282 --> 00:20:33,689
♪ Oh, tell me what it feel
like to have no fear at all ♪
520
00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:35,983
♪ And do it here in real life ♪
521
00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:38,910
♪ Real power, right now, all day long ♪
522
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:43,170
Oh! Afridi smashes the Indian bastards
523
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,566
for the fastest century ever recorded.
524
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:48,173
Uncle, listen.
525
00:20:48,173 --> 00:20:49,980
I'm not comfortable with
those vibes there, you know?
526
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,410
Before the Brits pulled out
that crayon and split us up,
527
00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:53,520
we lived side by side.
528
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,920
Hindu, Sikh, Muslim-
529
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:56,910
If I wanted a sermon,
530
00:20:56,910 --> 00:20:59,040
I'd go to the fucking mosque.
531
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,390
Where's Cal?
532
00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:01,223
Uncle, listen.
533
00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:02,130
As it stands,
534
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,980
a 50 grand Audi RS 6 is yours.
535
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,333
- What?
- Yeah, listen.
536
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:09,060
I took this off him.
537
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,010
It's double what he owed you.
538
00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:11,843
That's for you.
539
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,240
That's a good deal.
540
00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:18,387
It is. Yeah.
541
00:21:18,387 --> 00:21:20,220
But it still
doesn't answer my question.
542
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,287
Where is Cal?
543
00:21:21,287 --> 00:21:22,860
Mobeen let him go.
544
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,210
He doesn't want to live this life.
545
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:26,625
I hate a fucking snitch.
546
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,080
"Mobeen let him go."
547
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,010
Don't you hate a snitch?
548
00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:30,090
Yeah, I hate this guy.
549
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:32,100
What? How am I the bad guy?
550
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,300
I'm confused.
551
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,380
Now, why did you do this?
552
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,870
Now, unless you want me to play Afridi
553
00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:38,753
with your head, Mobeen?
554
00:21:38,753 --> 00:21:40,950
Tell me the truth.
555
00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,170
Uncle, it's a simple thing, yeah?
556
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,003
He's got a daughter
557
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,380
and I didn't want to take
her father away from her.
558
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:47,880
You said you was going
to mash him up and that.
559
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,100
So, you were driven by conscience.
560
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,300
Yeah. Wrong move, idiot.
561
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,550
Shut up, Naveed!
562
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,331
Yes, Uncle.
563
00:21:56,331 --> 00:21:58,131
I was driven by my conscience, yeah.
564
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,690
- I like it.
- What?
565
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,743
- Huh?
- Yeah.
566
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,243
Your uncle...
567
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,644
Of course your uncle likes it.
568
00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,550
So, we're done here?
569
00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:13,523
Thank you.
570
00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:18,390
No. You don't understand.
571
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:19,893
It was never about the money.
572
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,580
It's about izzat. Honor.
573
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:24,690
You letting Cal go,
574
00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:27,120
you took away my honor.
575
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,500
Yeah, so we're not done here then.
576
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,474
Ah, now you understand.
577
00:22:31,474 --> 00:22:35,350
So, welcome to your full-time job
578
00:22:36,270 --> 00:22:37,983
as a member of the world of Haram.
579
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,850
And when that phone rings,
580
00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:42,900
you better answer it.
581
00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:52,500
You hear that?
582
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,333
We're not playing around-
583
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,450
- Naveed!
- Yup.
584
00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:56,430
Get my fucking ball, yaar.
585
00:22:56,430 --> 00:22:57,263
Yes, Uncle.
586
00:23:13,949 --> 00:23:14,782
Fuck.
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