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For the sin we have committed by gluttony.

The sin we have committed by stubbornness.

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>> The Lord, the Lord, the Lord, the Lord.

>> You see that guy in the corner?

>> The Lord, the Lord, the Lord, the Lord.

>> The Lord, the Lord, the Lord.

>> That's been felt and been in the BJP Morgan.

>> He has no chance.

>> He recently separated from his wife, some shixa from Idaho.

>> She could.

>> She could.

>> You could do better.

>> Mother, mother, mother, would you stop feeding her perfection as a mead to the same thing with Larry?

>> I don't know how to command them.

>> What's not to like the man was a prince?

>> I didn't care for him.

>> What do you mean you didn't care for me?

>> We have no such appeal.

>> Mother, shiosh, he's right over there.

>> Hurts them away.

>> Oh God, mercy.

>> Marriage is the hardest thing we do.

She is 28 years old.

She hasn't dated the New Year.

I'm afraid she'll be alone forever.

>> You shut up, I'm a Tony.

>> Shh.

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>> Great clouds are gonna clear up.

>> Put on our happy gates.

>> The rush off the clouds and cheer up.

>> Put on our happy face.

>> Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy.

It's not your style.

>> You look so good, but you'll be glad you decided.

>> Smile.

>> Take out a pleasant outlook.

>> Stick out that noble chin.

>> Wipe off that full of doubt.

>> Slap on a happy grin.

>> And spring sunshine all over the place.

Just put on a happy face.

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>> The spread sunshine all over the place.

Just put on a happy face.

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>> Great clouds are gonna clear up.

The sunshine all over the place.

If you'll put on a happy face.

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>> You know I'm kind of a taskman.

I mean speechless without words.

>> I think I'm impressed.

>> Speechless perplexed.

>> Are you sure I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure.

>> Everybody gets the wrong Howard to find non-plus.

>> Speechless perplexed.

>> Thank you.

>> Oh and Howard that chose what the thing.

>> Two oomlats both yous.

>> Right, right, right.

>> Oh my god.

>> Thank you.

>> Okay you're glowing are you thrilled?

>> Let's see I can't drink.

Smoke or eat sushi for nine months.

Honestly I'm panicked.

>> Oh my god did you guys celebrate my time?

>> Yeah.

>> I'm happy to.

>> Oh my god.

>> I gotta talk.

>> Did you get my hand up?

>> Yeah, deep seeded.

>> Who knew?

>> Right, has nothing to do with seeds.

>> First how deeply something is set.

>> I can't do something with it.

>> Shit.

>> What did you do to this?

>> What is this?

What did you do to this?

>> What is this?

>> What?

>> What?

>> This profile you got it.

>> It totally got it.

>> Well it was sappy and low and winded.

You practically went down on the guy.

>> Went down on the guy.

Okay you know what Myers this is one of the great direct ones of our time.

I think you married a little praise in the lead.

>> It's an article.

>> No I'm not a puff piece.

>> It's a tribute not in this state so this is an artist we can't afford an adjective for him.

>> That one I'm thinking was a really good piece.

>> It was a piece.

It was well written.

It was clear and hard.

>> It was dying.

>> Yeah.

>> Your phone is ringing.

>> What?

>> Your phone is ringing.

>> Your phone is ringing.

>> Ooh.

>> Jessica's time.

>> Hey, Jesse.

>> Oh.

>> Hey, Danny I'm sorry.

>> I got some news.

>> Are you okay?

>> Yeah, yeah I'm fine.

I just can't tell mom about dad yet.

>> Yeah, okay.

>> Are you sitting down?

>> Uh-huh.

>> I proposed to rage.

>> Okay.

>> Are you sitting down?

>> Uh-huh.

>> I proposed to rage.

I'm getting married.

>> Wow.

>> Wow.

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>> It is not inertia alone that is responsible for human

relationships repeating themselves from case to case, in

describeably monotonous and unrenewed.

It is shyness before any sort of new,

unforeseeable experience with which one does not think

oneself able to cope.

But only someone who is ready for everything who excludes

nothing, not even the most enigmaityical.

We'll live the relation to another as something.

>> I'm not going to be able to live a life.

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>> God, this is great.

>> Wait, I am so glad that you have to do this.

I mean, it was so bold of you to come up to me in the gym.

>> I thought I'd finally give it a shot.

Sometimes you seem so focused on your work that I wasn't

sure to talk to me.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> That's just, I think, the hugest told of the gym thing.

>> Yeah, so narcissistic and shallow, I think we all try to maintain a

certain anonymity while we're there.

>> No, no, I disagree with you there.

I really love working out.

I mean, granted, it is a little narcissistic, as you say,

but I really get a high, you know, from all those

dwarf men's pumping and all.

>> So, you're a writer.

That's amazing.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> I'm sorry, I'm so late.

>> You're right on time.

>> What?

>> An hour later.

>> No, no.

You are right on time.

>> Yes.

>> Hey, Tarbender, the lady will have a--

>> I will have a first-in-store reminder of yourself, please.

>> Well, I see great minds.

They go like.

>> We split the salad, but I think as I recall,

you ate a little bit more, including more of the arugula,

which is one of the more expensive greens.

I didn't have any to go, cheese.

>> Oh, it's allergic.

>> No desserts.

Easy enough.

That leaves your portion at 42.

73 and - 18.

14.

>> Perfect.

>> You have exact change?

>> It's so funny, Jessica.

But I go out with a lot of girls.

A lot.

And I just-- I don't know.

I just feel so comfortable with you.

So at home, so free to be myself.

>> I'm normally a mom.

>> I'm pretty self-deficating guy.

>> Let me tell you something.

>> You're fat.

>> I'd love to see you twirl in that dress.

>> With a pH.

>> Oh, okay.

>> This is-- is it--

>> Is it as it were, per se?

>> I like the way your hair.

>> Ah.

>> Goes around your head like that.

You know what I mean?

>> You know?

>> What?

>> I'm still some.

>> What's not to get?

>> I think we're connecting.

And I'd like to represent you as your accountant

and your boyfriend.

That's-- that's an all possible.

>> Okay, the New Yorker loves us.

The reviewer is creaming in her pants.

>> So exhale, please.

Okay.

>> Ah.

>> It's back.

It's been like solid concrete all night.

>> I hope your boyfriend has own ethereal killer face again.

He's scaring some of the guests.

>> He's been a little needy lately.

I'll talk to him.

>> Hi.

>> Oh.

>> And late.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

I can't drive over to your crani and then my slob is on my side.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> So.

>> So.

>> So.

>> Do you want to do something later?

>> I'm going to be the library later.

>> Oh yeah.

>> The 16th century archive.

>> New.

>> New.

>> The bookmark dangling for curiously.

>> Why?

Dick.

So.

I'll be waiting for you.

>> Hi.

>> Should I, for anything?

>> Just your unbelievable body.

And a photo ID.

And a library card.

>> I'm sorry.

>> Yeah.

>> Pick up.

>> Oh yes, right this way please.

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>> Oh.

>> I'm ready to go.

>> I'm ready to go.

>> I'm ready to go.

>> I'm ready to go.

>> I'm ready to go.

>> I'm ready to go.

>> I'm ready to go.

>> I'm ready to go.

>> I mean, my head busy tonight.

>> Where's Helen?

>> I'm ready to go.

>> Delivery.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> I'm still working.

>> Sorry.

>> I'm still working.

>> Sorry.

>> This guy's okay.

Got it.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Helen Cooper.

>> Why are we doing these things and destroy this relationship?

>> We're not in a relationship or in a situation.

>> You have to stop right now.

>> Yes.

And I'm sure your wife feels the same way.

Listen, I got a babysit this show.

What are you doing later?

How's 11 for you?

>> How's right now for you?

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>> Thanks very much.

>> Sure.

>> How does this start make you feel?

Does it turn you on?

Does it make you hot?

Does it scare you?

Does it minimize you as a man?

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>> You really going to do this?

>> I've decided.

>> Uh-huh.

>> You've decided or wasn't that article in New York magazine last month?

>> I've decided.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> I just think it's time, you know?

It's the one thing I have an experience.

>> Of course it's time, sweetie.

You go on with your frisky self and don't let Mr. Fuddy,

Duddy, piss on your parade with more.

>> Thank you.

>> What is the problem?

She is trying new things.

>> Sure.

>> Today's sexual preference.

Tomorrow, Hannah Tetris.

>> Okay.

So, let's see.

Oscar Wilde is too flip and Lee Dickinson is too trite.

It has to be just so.

Maybe it's your jelly in.

>> Why do I have to have a coat again?

>> Let's see.

If it's bringing up, it'll weed out the real unwashed masses.

And if it's well chosen, you come across as someone who understands the plight of your perspective partner.

Right?

The plight of humanity.

And by couching, that understanding the words are right, right?

You appear sophisticated.

But earnest.

Grounded, but hopeful.

>> Oh my God.

Sweetie, you're going to have more pussy than you know what to do with.

Here, take a look.

>> Rilka?

>> Rilka is very profound here.

>> Okay, so the first thing you want to do is save for friendship or more.

>> Wait, why?

>> Because then you have access to all the bi-curious straight girls.

>> Straight girls, the best.

>> Trust me.

Virgin flesh, manja.

Bring that, let's go.

>> Professional E-U-W-S-V-G-L-N-S-D-W-M-C-In-Same.

What could that mean?

>> Not really versed in single scene.

>> Oh, listen to this one, this guy used a quote.

>> Oh my God, it's so good here.

>> It is not inertia alone that is responsible for human relationships repeating themselves.

It is shyness before blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

This one stinks.

>> Actually, I think it's for one.

>> Right.

>> What are those?

>> Oh, sorry.

Guess I should read on.

But only someone.

>> Yeah, I'm just going to say.

>> Yes, so, Terrick, quote, man, let's see.

>> Oh, that's women's seeking women.

>> You guys, I really have a lot of work to do.

Where do you mind, Harley?

>> No, no, no, no.

>> That hangs.

Sorry.

>> Sorry.

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> Jess?

>> Yeah, you're all just going to make it tonight after all.

So you're going to get to meet him.

>> Oh good.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> That'll be great.

Thanks.

>> You're going to be doing it today tonight?

>> Oh, sure.

>> More than the Marrier.

>> Right.

>> I'll see you today.

>> But it's just you.

>> [Sighs]

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> [Sighs]

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>> Hey, tell me who's the beep.

>> Hi, my name's Dan, and I'm calling about your ads.

I'm looking for someone with a big heart and open mind and an adventurous spirit.

Also in the long term, I'm looking for someone a mother child with me, would you be into that?

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>> You can.

>> We'll be adorable.

Come on!

>> You're a tie, darling.

>> I'm a tie.

>> I'm a tie.

>> I'm a tie.

>> Please.

>> I'm 160 pounds and I wake up vomiting.

I have to leave through someone.

Let's go.

>> This is embarrassing.

>> He's looking.

>> He's staring.

>> He's going to be weird.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> I'm Charles.

>> Hi.

Jessica.

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>> Hey, tell me who's looking for you.

>> Hi, Helen, I'm calling about your ad.

I would really like to meet you as soon as possible because you sound really special and to tell you the truth.

I'm hanging on by a thread here and I could really use someone special, so I'm just call me.

>> Okay.

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>> Skye's blue.

>> You know what I'm feeling you know.

The nearest means I'm up your ladder.

>> Next time.

>> My God, whenever I'm so happy to be eating me with the toes, we'll be able to have no idea.

>> Next time.

>> I know, right?

>> So thank you all for not being free, sir.

>> More of us are using words and correctly, but it's so wrong.

>> Tell me about it.

>> Most people I meet at this lawn are totally now competent.

>> So Charles, what about you?

>> Have you had a horrible time at there too?

>> Oh, I don't know.

I do okay.

Actually, I just met somebody pretty special.

>> My name's Michelle, and it's early, but I don't know if he was right.

>> Charles, I thought you were single.

Didn't you tell me that or funny?

>> I thought so.

I'm sorry.

Is this supposed to be a setup?

>> No, no, no.

>> No, no, no.

>> Just a friend, the dinner.

>> Absolutely.

>> Just a group of friends.

>> Yes.

>> Matthew and I just like to have our friends know each other.

>> Well, Jessica, don't worry about it.

We've all been through it.

It's just a jungle out there.

>> Yeah, especially for Stein.

She always has trouble meeting people who are good enough for her.

>> Yeah.

>> It's kind of like, we're side-year-long Josh.

I see you have no trouble meeting people of your caliber.

>> You know, Stein, why don't you cut yourself a break?

It's obviously not the time to be meeting someone anyway.

>> Really, but not the season.

>> No, it's just because you're clearly not open to it.

>> Excuse me?

>> I'm sorry, how many of you know?

>> Well, I do have a little history to draw from, but even if I didn't, you've known Charles here for about an hour.

And in that time, you've insulted and dismissed a panantly of men based on factors as reductive as a linguistic misstep.

A different view from yours, ongoing Dutch, a kind reaction to your legendary lateness and a genuine interest in yoga.

You know, I think it was Anayes Ninn, who said,

we don't see things as they are. We see things as we are.

>> Generally, I'm not much of an infant, but I do feel that bit sums you up to a T-style.

>> So I don't think the problems with these poor men, these freaks and morons as you put it.

I think the problem is with you.

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>> Jessica? >> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi, I'm--

>> Hi, I'm--

>> I'm so late.

>> I don't know why you call it a place.

>> I hate it.

>> Hope you didn't be quite long.

>> No, well, I was just starting to get worried that maybe you weren't going to show it all.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, I'm-- right, you know, first I sort of said this on the phone, and I didn't, and I'm sorry that I didn't, but you should really know that this isn't me.

>> It isn't? >> Not at all.

>> I'm sorry.

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> Taxi!

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>> Shit.

>> Which part of it isn't?

>> Oh, all of it.

So why did you--

>> Yeah, they know what the truth is I've been trying to be a little less me lately, and that's why this but really I'm so me.

>> See?

>> I see.

>> Well, look, we don't have to do a whole big--

>> We could just get a drink.

>> Yeah.

>> You don't have to take so.

>> Taxi!

>> You don't want to go to your dinner so fast.

>> Oh, my dinner.

>> Right.

>> Yeah, I think a little red wine would really help to, you know.

>> Yeah.

>> Look, you seem really nice.

I just-- I made a mistake.

I have to go.

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>> Oh, my God.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Oh, my God.

>> I'm sorry.

>> Oh, my God.

>> You know what?

I--

>> I--

>> I--

>> Nice.

>> Nice.

>> Nice.

>> Nice.

>> Nice.

>> Nice.

>> Nice.

>> Nice job.

>> Oh, yeah, yeah.

>> Every day, actually, I kind of keeps me really strong and energized and usually graceful.

>> I hurt that.

>> Oh, are you never trying it?

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't think I could sit still and breathe for long and panic.

>> So, what do you like to do for exercise?

>> Oh, I like basic exercise.

I like to run or walk.

Just keep moving.

You know?

I feel like as long as I'm moving and safe.

>> What do you do when you're sleeping?

>> Oh, I'm a terrible insomnia.

>> Oh, I'm so sorry since when.

I don't know, birth.

>> Well, you know, if you ever change your mind and want to try a class, I'd be happy to.

>> Yeah.

>> I don't think so.

>> Well, don't decide right now.

Just let it marinate for a while.

>> Okay, I will let it marinate.

I'm never going to get out.

>> Oh, we just want to drink.

>> Okay, just, I'd like 20 minutes.

>> Well, but wait, wait.

>> This is Larry.

>> Yeah, that must have been pretty serious.

>> Oh, no.

>> I mean, yeah, no, it was.

>> Well, what happened?

>> It wasn't right.

He just wasn't funny.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I think that's been my big thing.

Not smart or not funny.

>> Or not smart and not funny.

Or smart, but funny and totally unappealing away.

Just like funny stupid or funny dopey, but not funny witty or funny ironic or funny goofy.

Or they seem smart and you realize that they aren't at all.

And that's funny, funny, funny, tragic.

So anyway, if you're then lucky enough to find someone who's the good kind of smart and the good kind of funny, then generally they're just kind of ugly.

>> Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

>> Yes, a little.

Is that, that's awful.

>> No, I probably doesn't do it for you.

>> Okay.

>> I mean, I'm kind of into ugly.

>> What?

>> As long as it's sexy ugly.

>> Sexy ugly.

>> It's a defined.

>> Well, you can, it just does.

You know, sexy ugly.

>> Okay, well, could you give me a celebrity who would fall into the category?

>> Yeah.

>> Hold on a second.

I'll get you one.

>> And do you like a Houston?

>> Kind of the right idea.

>> Yeah, yeah.

>> I was going to say McJagger.

>> Oh, he's the big one.

>> Oh, I love it.

James Woods.

Harvey Keitel.

>> There is sexy ugly.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> So, so you're not, I mean, you've tried.

You've dated, men.

Of course.

>> Oh, good.

>> I'm relieved.

I just, I assumed that you hadn't.

>> Oh, I have.

>> Also.

>> Oh, yeah, I, I just find a lot of different things sexy.

>> Oh, I don't.

>> So, should we settle the tab?

>> What?

>> Yeah, it's, um, 8/10, don't you have a--

>> Oh, no, you don't.

>> No, but I thought I lied.

>> I know a great ending place.

>> How many?

>> Yeah.

>> Can I ask you a question?

>> Sure.

>> What color lipstick are you wearing?

>> Well, it's three different kinds.

I blend.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> Really.

>> Wow.

>> Would you like to know the--

>> Would you feel comfortable?

>> Is that someone who said love to share?

>> I start with Mac, Viva glam three.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Which is a great base.

>> Right.

>> And then I add prescriptive spoodle on top.

>> Oh my god, I love prescriptive.

>> I know I just have to do a voice turn.

>> That's right.

>> And then I finished with philosophy supernatural nude,

which is more of a, of a glossy kind of thing.

>> Exactly.

>> Look at the shine.

>> Right.

>> Right.

>> Wow.

>> Wow.

>> Wow.

>> Wow.

Well, it looks, um, just beautiful on you.

>> I don't think you.

>> I don't think you.

>> Hey, you should try it yourself.

It would look gorgeous on your complexion.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> But, um, yeah, the blending thing is a little labor

intensive for me.

You know, I'm kind of looking for that one.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> Wow.

>> You'll never find it.

I'm telling you.

Blend.

>> All right, so I am--

>> Time to go.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Rollin' Stephen and Craig?

>> Greg.

>> Right.

>> Yes, right.

>> Okay.

And, um, do you have a favorite?

>> Um, no.

Not particularly.

>> Well, does one of them get, you know, more time than everyone else or, you know,

favorite one?

>> No.

>> I mean, basically I call rollin' when I'm hungry.

Stephen, when I'm bored.

And Greg, when I'm horny.

>> Would you follow a new segment?

>> I don't get second.

>> Oh.

>> Good system.

>> But that's crazy.

Who doesn't do email?

>> I hate computers.

I object to them.

>> You must use them at the office.

>> Yes.

>> Not work.

I'm horny.

What?

>> Never at home.

>> I mean, what?

Even at the office.

I don't send emails.

I just received them.

>> But--

>> But--

>> What?

Have you discussed this with your therapist?

>> Oh, no.

There's two months when they're done already, you know?

>> Like what?

>> Um, this is a usual.

>> Not that it's over.

No kids are anything.

I'm a plan.

I'm like that.

>> Oh, no more so than anyone else.

>> What?

>> More so, aren't so.

>> I don't think so.

>> But they are objectively.

I think they're, you know, just doing their thing.

>> They don't do anything.

They just play the time-read-all day and ask people for money.

They have no goals.

>> I don't think they have a pretty lofty goal.

>> Oh, really?

What?

>> You're a spiritual enlightenment.

Happiness.

>> No.

>> They're weird.

>> I don't think they're weird.

>> I don't think they're weird.

>> I don't think they're weird.

>> I don't think they're weird.

>> They're weird.

They're weird.

They're happy.

>> They're happy.

>> You know, some people smell pot.

Some people bunch each up.

Some people chant.

What do you do?

>> To be happy.

>> That thing I'm not.

>> Wait, wait, wait.

I have a job.

I mean, I'm accomplishing something in the world.

Oh, really?

What are you accomplishing?

>> I'm bringing the news to people.

You know, information I'm being a grown up.

I'm not just out for me and my enlightenment, but they do a self-esteem.

>> Self-esteem.

>> They are dealing with their stuff and the energy they put out to the universe.

That's a lot more valuable than being miserable all the time.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

I'm sorry.

Are you saying that my life has no value?

>> No.

>> I am saying that maybe underneath all the neurosis, you have a profound capacity for happiness

that you're not allowed to think of.

>> You can say that you can't possibly know who you are or how you'll respond to something

until you try.

>> I happen to disagree.

I happen to think of you know yourself while you've been gay to how you're going to react

to something.

And I can figure out what's just to you that I will never be made happy by chanting for

the first person's enlightenment.

Or maybe you would.

You can't know.

>> Trust me, I know.

>> You know.

>> Yeah, I know.

You know how you'll react to everything.

>> Pretty much, yes.

>> I guess you're right.

You seem to know yourself pretty well.

>> I think she was a little upset.

>> Did you talk to her over the weekend?

>> I left her three messages.

She didn't return any of my calls.

I think she's devastating.

>> Hey you guys.

I brought down her nets.

>> I'm going to tell you what, I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what, I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I'm going to tell you what's going on.

>> I can even express it.

Maybe you were right.

>> No, no, I mean, who am I?

What did you say?

>> I said maybe you were right.

>> Glad to know our feelings.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay, Josh.

>> Yeah.

>> Do you ever use marinade as a verb?

>> I mean, no, no.

>> As a verb in other arenas than food preparation.

>> What do you like to sit with?

>> Right, right.

To sit with something.

To let something marinade.

>> No.

>> Oh, I love it.

>> ♪

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♪

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>> I don't know what.

>> Don't worry about it.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Come in, please.

>> Oh, thank you.

Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Come in, please.

>> Oh, thank you.

Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Wow.

>> You look great.

>> Oh, no.

Thank you.

No.

You do.

I'm a mess.

>> I'm shoes or gorgeous.

>> Oh.

>> Oh, thanks for noticing.

>> Are they on us?

>> No, okay.

>> Oh, you're kidding.

>> No.

>> Oh, they're very sexy.

They suit you.

>> Can we cut to the chase for a sec?

>> Just get the hard topics out of the way.

>> Sure.

What's on your mind?

>> Well, it's just that that whenever I have thought about lesbianism in the past, I always

said you.

>> Just, you know, just, you know, just, you know, just, you can't go there.

Can't get excited.

I mean, what would we do?

You know, right, right.

I mean, this is your big issue.

>> Right, right, right.

>> Right, right.

>> But I had such a wonderful time with you the other night.

>> Right.

>> I really did.

And I've been marinating on things.

And anyway, I have taken the liberty of getting some informational materials on the topic.

And I wonder if I'm my--

>> Of course.

>> Okay.

Okay.

Well, this one leaflet was particularly intriguing to me.

Let's be in sex, let's say, and say, and do you know it?

>> No, but please share.

I'd love to see it.

>> Okay.

Well, I was surprised to learn that lesbians accessorize.

I didn't know that.

So, for example, on page 11, I dugured it.

They show some of the higher tech lesbian accoutrement.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah.

So, gosh, how would this work?

>> Well, I think I would just strap that on.

>> I don't know, that's not fair.

I mean, we should certainly trade off and share the load in terms of giving and receiving.

But that doesn't address the actual growth.

>> I don't know if that's--

>> That doesn't address the actual growth factor, if you will.

>> Oh, no offense.

>> Oh, no offense.

>> No, none taken.

>> Okay, because I mean--

>> Look at you.

Who wouldn't want to have sex with you, right?

I mean, do you.

But, look, geez, let's not put the cart for the horse here with all the high tech stuff.

You know, because we don't need any of that.

We don't.

[MUSIC]

I myself have always preferred the standard organic old fashioned way.

>> Right.

>> You're right.

So that would be just--

>> Well, it's basically the same as where the man except minus one thing, you know?

>> Right.

>> Yes, well, right.

>> Right.

And let's face it.

It's the other stuff that works for women anyway, right?

>> Yes, well, that is true.

[LAUGH]

Cheers.

[MUSIC]

>> Nice place.

Thanks.

>> Feels so bad.

>> Is that very white?

>> No.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

[MUSIC]

>> I'm going to have to go slow, okay?

>> Oh, okay.

Whatever you need.

>> Okay.

>> Great.

>> Okay.

>> Sorry.

>> Okay.

>> My hands just won't be used to it.

>> I love you, baby.

>> Is this what tongue?

>> I think we should just play it by ear.

Just see how it goes.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Great.

>> Great.

>> Mm.

>> You got a blue white.

It's deeper than any blue.

And it's full of green one.

I think that is true.

>> Sorry.

>> Sorry.

>> Sorry.

>> But it was good up until then, right?

>> Yeah.

>> Let's lift it.

>> Each turn moves.

>> Oh my god.

>> That was just your stomach.

>> I know.

I can't do that ever.

Really even with a man.

>> Tell me you.

>> Oh.

>> I'm sweat.

>> Wow.

Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> What you did, man?

>> This is the light mix with such bright

and invested in each turn.

>> That was really good.

I thought that was no best than ever.

Me too.

Definitely.

>> Great.

>> And you know then more than trends.

>> So I figured if we keep going like this,

we'll get there in like two weeks or so.

>> Yeah.

>> Sure.

>> It's no real rush.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yeah, sure.

>> I did really not at all.

>> How about 10 days?

>> 10 days is better.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> What is your therapist say about all this?

>> Oh, I could never tell my therapist.

Why not?

>> Because it's private.

>> It's not working out.

>> I thought you said you really liked her.

>> I did.

I do.

>> It's just not working out.

>> Why not?

>> Because she's a cottie.

>> So long.

>> I mean, I'm tears.

>> A punty.

>> Right.

>> Right.

And she's nervous and erotic and straight.

And not that into it.

And I don't have time.

Okay.

I took out an ad for price sake and I end up with the Jewish

standard D.

I mean, what are the odds?

Who do you have to blow to get some pussy around here?

You know, enough is enough.

>> On to the next.

>> Onwards and upwards.

>> Right.

Right.

>> Plus, she doesn't even get it.

She thinks it's going great.

>> Shall we gallery?

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> How are you?

Yeah.

>> You know, it's fine.

>> Why would I mind?

>> No, it a clock is perfect.

>> Okay.

I'll see you there.

Bye.

>> Is she 12?

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> You a little jumpy today, Sam?

>> No.

>> You got a hot date.

>> No.

>> Yeah.

Who's the guy?

>> There's no guy.

>> Oh, come on.

You're a terrible, terrible liar.

>> Trust me.

There's no guy.

[MUSIC]

>> When the special girl friend meets a special girl friend.

For a little shopping shop, you shop the hoping shopping

without stopping.

There's no greater plan.

Then you shop together.

And the special girl friend tells the special girl friend you.

>> The special girl friend you, my special girl friend.

Well, you're my favorite girl friend.

My sweet and pretty girl friend.

I trust you, my girl friend.

To keep us here with good friends.

With the special girl friend meets a special girl friend.

With the internet she's tired of a special,

over special, over special girl friend.

So what does my special girl friend say about that?

>> Well, I can only tell you one thing.

If I didn't have you, we get on sale.

>> We get on sale.

>> We get on sale.

>> We get on sale.

>> We get on sale.

>> Sorry.

>> Please, don't make me feel it.

>> I'm strong, I can stand anything you can't.

>> There's too much for a woman.

>> Too much for a woman.

>> Put your arms around me, God.

>> I'm so seeing the nisselter.

>> I'm sure that my office is really flexible and I take a second.

>> Good.

>> Guy on Stu.

>> Oh my God.

>> Oh my God.

>> Wow.

>> I got it.

>> Sexy ugly.

>> I saw that never.

>> It's part of my reading series.

>> Well, I really guys like it is learning.

>> Shit, shit, we'll see down here.

>> Who?

>> I don't want to hear my voice.

>> I'm right over here.

>> What's up?

>> It's Stein.

>> I just can't keep you out of here, can I?

>> Hey.

>> I'm Josh Myers.

>> I'm Helen Cooper.

We're just friends from the gym.

>> Oh, well, Stein has the pleasure of working for me.

>> Oh, so you must be that complete asshole.

She's always talking about that.

>> Don't mind her.

She's just working on some residual anger from college.

>> You guys want to college together?

>> No.

>> You want my brother?

>> I was the first one when they were senior.

>> We dated for a year.

>> Really?

>> So what happened?

>> Well, she didn't think I was living up to my potential.

>> That was a good one.

>> She thought I was going to be the next heading way.

>> Whatever.

He was an extremely talented writer, Larry,

professional, eye daughter, and tea crosser.

>> Well, we thought Stein was going to be the next Georgia or Kifen.

She's actually turned out to be a pretty good tea crosser herself.

>> Okay, pleasure was already done.

>> You're so ancient.

>> I know I don't.

>> I'm a hack.

I'm really a hack.

I don't know.

>> I just got to get this one thing.

>> Can you just use the bathroom?

>> Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

It's through that door and it's right at the elevator left at the water.

>> It's left at the water fountain.

[ Music ]

>> But it's not -- there's no --

>> It's not you, will be wise.

>> You will gain great wisdom for some of my following events.

It's simply --

>> You are -- what did you say?

>> Home is where the hard lies.

>> Okay.

>> You go to the attic.

>> Well, you go to the attic.

>> I like those and other fortune.

>> Okay, you guys are same.

>> I mean, when does anyone --

>> Excuse me.

>> Excuse me.

>> Okay.

>> What was it even going to put?

>> I'm sorry.

There are no fortune things.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I was a close.

>> I mean, it was the end of the day.

>> Hey, sorry.

>> Interrupt is big to bathe here, but me and my friends over at the bar have a little

pool going.

Basically, we wanted to determine which one he was more beautiful.

>> All right.

>> Who won?

>> Well, you see that's the thing.

I mean, we're sitting over there scratching our heads, you know, because it's close, you know?

And so we thought we'd come over here and, you know, buy some drinks, we're some research.

>> Yeah, I think we're fine.

>> Oh, no, please join us.

>> Okay.

>> We were in love with that one.

>> Okay.

>> Because we were just trying to settle an argument too.

>> Really?

What about --

>> Well, no, it's kind of weird.

>> We were just wondering whether a woman who's only been with men could ever be sexually attracted

to a woman.

>> What do you think?

Do you think she could?

>> Well, hey, I think she could definitely.

>> If she couldn't, she should.

>> Oh, great.

>> God.

What is that amount?

>> What?

>> What is that amount?

>> What?

>> What is that male obsession with lesbian sex about?

I don't get it.

>> You know what?

You don't have to answer that piece of --

>> Oh, come on, it's just sexy, right?

>> Yeah, it's kind of hard to describe.

I mean, a woman alone is sexy.

I mean, God bless, but two women together.

It's like double sexy.

>> Right.

>> Double sexy.

>> Wow.

>> Wow, that's nicely closed.

>> Yeah, that really is nicely put.

But tell us exactly exactly what is it about two women together that you find so exciting.

>> Oh, come on, you know, they're whole thing, you know?

Like the way they touch.

Really?

How do they touch?

>> Well, you know, when the women is soft, you know, so when they touch each other, it's like

they're soft.

>> Women really know how to touch.

>> What would they do?

I want them.

>> Well, here's what they do.

Just two women's bodies together.

It's just hot.

>> Their hips, their legs, their belly buttons.

I mean, it's all good.

>> Yeah, obviously two women together would know how to, you know, they know everything works in there.

>> It's like how work works.

>> It is.

>> What's the matter?

>> It's the thing.

Nothing.

I just say having slight cramp.

>> Oh, no.

>> You really should get that looked up.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, thank you for the concern.

>> What happened?

>> You know what, guys?

I think we really, really have to get going.

>> Oh, no, there's a little drink or something.

>> I'm sorry, you know what, I'm a little worried about Jessica's leg.

>> Yeah.

>> And I really think I should get her into bed.

>> Oh, my, whoa, nice meeting you.

>> I'm okay right there.

>> Bye.

>> You see, that's a thing about women.

They really know how to take care of each other.

[MUSIC]

>> [SOUND]

>> Come on.

>> Shit.

>> No.

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> What are you doing?

>> I'm not even trying to avoid me.

>> No, no, hi.

Hi, I'm Jessica.

>> I'm Greg, how you doing?

I'm sorry, I didn't.

>> No, no, no, no, I was just going.

>> No, wait, no, you're not.

>> Yes, yes, yes, I was.

>> We just saw a movie, Greg, and I was just going to use sounds

bathroom because the line in the theater was so long, but I just did.

So I'm good.

And I'm going to get going, so you guys should carry on.

>> Wait, I'm going to adjust you.

I forgot that juicer you wanted to borrow, so I'll just get a few ex-uses.

>> Excuse us.

>> You're finally getting some money.

>> I know, I know, I felt it too, but what if I couldn't get that back?

>> What?

>> Look, maybe we've been off more than we can too, here.

>> I mean, no.

>> You have needs, I get it.

>> He's really hot, I think you should go for it.

>> I think you're just out of hope.

>> No, no, no, stop talking.

>> Stop talking.

>> I want him to leave, and I want you to stay.

>> Okay, so I'm going to go get rid of him.

>> I'm going to leave, leave, leave, look, look, what if he leaves?

And then I'm checking out again, and you don't get me, and I'm back with guilt.

>> Yeah, Helen, he's a sure thing, and I'm not.

Okay, so just have fun, I adore you.

We'll try again tomorrow.

Okay, sweetie.

>> Really messy.

>> Really messy.

>> You're great.

>> Bye.

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

>> Two.

>> Love makes me treat you the way that I do.

>> Gee, baby, I think I'm good to you.

[MUSIC]

>> There's nothing in this world to good for girls so good and true.

>> Gee, baby, I'm good to you.

>> [MUSIC]

>> All you have heard called for Christmas, a diamond ring.

>> A big red light color, everything.

What makes me treat you the way that I do.

>> As the pace is cheap.

>> Oh, this is so humiliating.

>> Best night to talk, talk, talk.

>> Okay, you'll talk more for a change.

>> Very funny.

You're getting funny, that must be your feeling better.

>> What's all this?

>> I'm an options, I'm a big medicator.

[MUSIC]

>> Oh my god, that's the best thing ever.

>> Yeah, that's yours, my son.

>> Mm.

>> You have to give me the rest of it.

>> But you don't need it, you're a good son.

[MUSIC]

>> No, a queen sex bed is perfect.

No, nothing else.

Oh wait a second, there is something else.

I need a lot and a do not disturb.

>> Yeah, that's it.

>> Can I just talk to you for a second?

>> No, I can't talk to you on late.

>> I'm going to try to stop.

>> I have a turn because I'm going to go for a change.

>> Oh, sorry.

>> Take just a cover, we can put it.

>> Good to you, sweetie.

>> She is so seeing somebody.

[SOUND]

>> Jessica Stein's desk.

>> Yes, hello.

>> I'm looking for my daughter.

>> Excuse me, do you want my speaking?

>> It's Josh Meyer, Judy, how are you?

>> Joshy, I haven't spoken to you in ages.

>> Yeah, no, it's been a long time.

>> How am I?

I'm fantastic, how am I?

I'm just excited about the wedding.

>> That's the wedding.

>> The wedding, did Jesse tell you?

>> No, no, she didn't.

>> Daniel is getting married.

>> Oh, Danny, well, that's wonderful.

>> Mazutov.

>> Thank you, I can't believe that Jesse didn't tell you.

Well, you're invited, of course, not to worry.

>> That's sweet of you, Judy.

You know, how is Danny?

I haven't really talked to him in a while.

>> Dan is floating on air.

That's how he says a matter of fact, he's going to be here in a few minutes.

He's flying in for, wait a minute.

Wait a minute, you'll join us for Shabbos Dinner.

You have plans?

[MUSIC]

>> Oh my God, what are you doing here?

>> I'm going to get you.

>> What?

>> Dave Tim.

>> I got a hotel.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I have a train to catch that.

>> I have a center in Skarsdale.

>> Cancel.

>> I can't.

My brother's in town.

>> Yes, I'm old lady.

I'm not old lady.

>> Oh, my God.

>> I gotta get at it.

>> Oh, okay.

>> You know what, you know what, let's just, I will talk in here.

I can't think.

>> I can't think.

>> I can't think.

>> I will get my hat.

>> What are these pants I'm so worried about?

>> Mom.

>> Jesse, I just got off the phone.

>> I can't come, somebody's come up.

>> What?

>> No, no, no.

>> My new friend Helen, the one I've told you about, she just got last minute house

he had to cabaret and you know I've been nine to go.

So what I'm thinking is, no, no, no, no, you are coming tonight.

And I will get you tickets for cabaret next week.

>> That's impossible to run sold out.

>> Did your friend right there?

>> Yes, she's right.

>> No, Jessica.

>> No, no, no, no.

>> What?

>> What?

>> Just for me.

>> Okay.

>> Yes, I'll tell you.

>> Yes, please.

>> Shall we give him a hand?

>> Hello.

>> Helen.

>> It is so wonderful to finally talk.

>> Yes, hello.

>> I just happened to have a neighbor who's got a son.

Who was a swing in the production.

And I know that I can get to the most fantastic seats for cabaret this week.

Which would be my pleasure.

Now to mention the fact that the lead who's this really big deal is out all this week.

Can you believe that?

Because he's got these soft nodules on his vocal cords.

So it would be a damn shame for you to go tonight.

You know what you're going to do?

>> I'm going to join us for Shabbos.

Dinner.

>> And we can finally meet.

I am setting a place for you in this table.

>> As we speak and my husband Sidney is going to pick you up at the train in an hour.

>> Okay.

Shabbos Dinner and Scarsdale.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you.

>> I love you.

>> Oh, and yes.

Would you sit here, please, between Stanley and me?

>> Okay.

>> Stanley, it's just lovely to have you here.

>> It's lovely to be here.

>> Pleasure is ours.

And of course Helen.

>> I see his told us so much about it.

>> It's wonderful that you could make it.

>> Oh, thank you.

It's lovely to be here.

>> What?

Look at that, man.

>> What a chance.

>> Myers, what the hell are you doing here?

>> I was invited to Shabbos Dinner.

>> By whom?

>> By Judy.

>> Bye.

>> Oh, my God.

>> I think you're a big girl.

>> I think you're a big girl.

>> I think you're a big girl.

>> I think you're a big girl.

>> I think you're a big girl.

>> You're a big girl.

>> You're a big girl.

>> I think you're a big girl.

>> I think you know everyone here.

>> I think you know everyone here.

>> I think it's Josh Myers.

>> Josh, you get your last turn, babe.

>> Allen, you don't know Helen.

>> Oh, yeah.

Hi.

We met the other night.

>> How you doing, Helen?

>> Yeah.

>> So.

>> Helen was just telling us that this is your first Shabbos.

>> It's okay.

We can raise the kids' interest.

>> Thank you.

>> I will.

I did go to a Seder once, but that's about the extent of my Jewish education.

>> Well, we'll do our best to represent all Jews everywhere.

I'm going to give your mom her son.

Good to have all of you at this table, especially my children, my beautiful son, who's a fancy lawyer now.

And then my daughter, who's the big deal in the audience.

I'm a copy editor.

Big deal to me.

She's not gorgeous, damn it.

Look at that put in there.

Look at her, please.

She is beautiful.

So Helen, Jessica tells us that you own an art gallery?

Oh, Jessica leans in.

What I probably, I'm the assistant director at the Schiller Gallery in Chelsea.

What kind of work do you show there?

Contemporary abstracts, right?

Yeah.

I saw Diana Thompson's exhibit last month.

And Stanley is the vice president of New Software Development for IBM.

Yes, so if you need a great deal on a new PC, just let me know.

I'm your man.

Jessica hates computers.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no, that's okay.

That's fine.

I just feel like they're numbing and I'm scaring our humanity.

You know.

Angel?

Could you help me in the kitchen, please?

Sir, no.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You like sugar, Bob?

Oh, no, I understand.

I like that.

He's a horrible heat guy, right?

And what's more, he is your father's partner's nephew, so you'll be nice.

I don't want to be nice.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

For the record?

All of your setups have been disastrous.

Yes, the habit was I to know that ever firm members in rehab.

Good.

One, pale, track marks.

I don't know.

I thought he had diabetes.

Can I help with anything?

Yes, you can make my daughter a little less stubborn and a lot less.

Picky.

Wow, taller order.

Thanks.

Honey, I just got something to have.

Isn't Stanley gorgeous?

Yeah.

He's a handsome guy.

When he make a great match, I mean, he would be a great match with me.

I think it's a very good match.

And you know what, I think just really likes him.

Yes, yes, clearly.

I'm smitten.

Great.

It's not happening.

It's not happening.

Oh, great.

What about you, Helen?

How do you like Josh?

Oh, he's great, but my plate's a little full right now.

I've been imagining beautiful girl like you.

You probably have a men falling all over your left and right.

I do, okay.

I just wish that.

Chasing with me, somebody.

I mean, it's been ages and cheese.

And anybody with the party?

Is she dating at all?

I think so.

You know, now and again.

But no one's special.

You know, I just don't know.

Can't be posted with you.

Sometimes Jesse is so secreted with me.

Would you do that for me?

You know, I'm sure if it's someone really special.

Still tell you.

And our platform is compatible with the new camera software.

So soon your local Photoshop will be a thing in the past.

Do you hear this?

They're putting photocopiers in the computer to the sound.

Is technology is unbelievable.

I know Stanley's a genius.

Well, I didn't actually invent the things.

You're a genius.

Potato's.

So, Helen, what groundbreaking project is on your doctor next?

Well, actually, I'm curating a show this summer for new artists.

New artists.

Well, Jesse's work should be in that.

Have you seen her stuff?

I hadn't.

Isn't that funny?

She is marvelous.

That's her painting right over there.

She was the rage at Brown.

Just, that's really good.

Don't bother.

I'll just let you know what this is.

I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

Just fine when we're tough to please.

Take a better man than me.

Clearly.

Oh, yeah.

So how's your writing coming?

Oh, you know.

Not what I mean.

I decided I didn't really want to be a writer anymore.

It's a much happier taren down the work of other writers who are not as talented as I am,

but also not as paralyzed.

Any artistic frustration I have now, I just take out on them.

You're a dark.

This is so weird in a month of such normalcy.

She's very quiet.

She's just crying.

I feel like we're going to be grounded or something.

[LAUGHTER]

Wait, Jess.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about.

[SIGHS]

Fuckin' this nothing.

Fuck it on.

[GASP]

Jesus.

This was called rage.

You okay down here, man?

Yeah.

Your mom left sheets.

Okay.

Good night.

Good night.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC]

I got some prize with that shit.

[MUSIC]

Okay, not this enough.

You never write, you never call.

I don't know you anymore.

Are we breaking copper?

You're going to tell me about him.

Oh, sorry.

No.

I--

Okay, we're breaking up.

No, no, no.

I--

[SIGHS]

Okay.

Yes, I've been swimming so long.

Dah!

[SIGHS]

I just--

I don't want to dig so fast.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't want to dig so fast.

All right, you know what?

Just jinx it.

Um--

Yeah.

Okay, just jinx it.

When did we get to meet him?

How about brunch on Sunday if my water doesn't break by then?

I-- the thing is, we're kind of laying low this weekend.

He and I, but maybe next week.

Not maybe.

Definitely.

Okay.

Definitely.

Oh, sorry.

Hi.

[SIGHS]

Is everything okay?

Yeah, why?

Yes.

You don't seem like yourself, like--

Yeah, well, you know.

You don't either.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

[SIGHS]

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Oh, hey.

I'm going to go to the hospital.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Oh, hey.

I'm going to go to the hospital.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, hey, did you get the wedding invite?

Yeah.

Oh, there'd be a fall, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's great for Danny.

Yeah.

We're excited.

Maybe she'd be.

Okay.

Well.

Why can't you be happy for me?

Because you are in a front to gay people everywhere

and I am a gay people.

Is it so hard to believe that I like her?

Yes.

Why?

Because you like the penis.

Because you have had more cock than I have.

And I was a big whore in the 80s.

I'm sorry.

Come on.

Come on.

This is not something that you can just try on and see if it fits.

Okay.

I can't just put black shoe polish on my face and join a gospel choir because, you know,

I don't know.

I don't feel so white no more.

Oh, come on.

That's a terrible analogy.

Why, why is that?

Because you're born black.

Exactly my point.

Okay.

Okay.

So what do you think?

Who died?

Apparently, I'm in a front to the gay community.

Oh, not this.

No, it's damn hard.

Mark, why do you care when with?

Yes, why do you care?

She likes this girl.

Fake girl.

Straight girl gay girl, what's the difference?

An orgasm is an orgasm.

Look, if you were blindfolded and I flew you and then Helen blew you, would you even know

the difference?

I don't know that depends.

Does Helen get tired and stop halfway through?

Okay.

Good information, guys.

Oh, okay.

That happened once and you were so drunk that you could hardly even, okay.

You know what?

Look, the point is this person that Helen's with seems lovely and smart and a very talented

artist who's going to be in our show.

You let her?

Well, no.

Why haven't we met her?

[MUSIC]

How come you never make noise?

What?

When we're having sex.

What?

Is it not good?

What?

No, it's fine.

It's not.

Because I can never tell.

You're so quiet.

And, you know, I make noise.

So you know what's working, but whatever you want me to do, I'll do.

You know, if something's not more fun, it's all just fine.

So, good.

Sometimes when I'm going down on you, it seems like you have to have sex.

That's nice to see.

It sounds like you're going to be doing it.

You know what?

It's not really the right time to do that.

But it's never the right time, especially at the time.

Which strikes me as exactly the right time.

I never test.

We're never doing it here.

I'm a Joan.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I'm a shopping horse.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Joan, this is Helen, a friend of mine.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Hi.

This is Joan.

What are you doing below 14, student?

I thought you were laying low.

Yes, I was.

I was.

We were.

And then my friend Helen here actually volunteers for this homeless thing.

And I had actually promised to help her make brownies today.

So we're going to make the brownies.

We'll make a pretty good brownie.

Let's be in Jesus Christ.

I couldn't take up one thing to say.

I couldn't take up anything else.

I know.

I know.

It's crazy, right?

It's like this surreal episode.

Are you hard-fined?

Are you-- do you find me discussing?

No.

No, no.

No.

I'm impressed.

You are.

I can't even get math to use the sex toys I buy.

Oh, my God.

I'm so conservative.

Fuck you.

Oh, no.

I don't know anyone else though.

No.

No.

Are you crazy?

Don't touch us.

No, no, I won't.

I won't.

Okay.

God, this is.

Shit.

You.

It's so radical.

I know.

God.

Tell me everything.

How did you meet this person?

to meet this person.

What, how would this--

Oh, don't tell me I didn't know they weren't

gonna be--

Communism!

I know believe!

I got it all right.

Nice.

What are you working on?

I'm showing this guy.

I know, I was a woman.

You know what, it was just a whim?

It was this whacky, nutty whim.

I mean, you know that I'm a real good fan.

And I read that ad and I thought it would be next to me.

So just as a friend, oh my god, it's so wrong.

It's all wrong.

It's not me.

It's not me.

I'm a dude from Squir fry.

So this is a guy starting here.

I got a color in the photos.

He got a selfie.

Wait for pretend I'm never--

Any--

Nothing.

You're stuck.

I'm--

You're stuck.

No, no, no.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

What she like?

She's great.

Oh.

She's kind and witty and quirky and nurturing

and involved and all that crap.

She's a girl.

You know?

She's thin.

She has thin arms and she's soft and a 10-millimeter's

all wrong.

How's the sex?

It's good.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Does she make you laugh?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

A lot.

We laugh a lot.

Is she as smart as you?

Yeah.

Definitely.

She gets you.

She does.

She really does.

I mean, I think the thing is, we just really click.

You know?

Sounds like you definitely need to put a stop to this.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Am I wearing this?

I'm so mad.

For Rachel, we're wearing this, Maya.

All right.

You look beautiful.

I look beautiful.

Yeah.

It's like a heifer in her fifth month.

Oh, my God.

You want to eat?

Yes.

I'm starving.

Let's head out of here.

I made a reservation just next door.

Oh, and I left a message for Helen.

What?

There she is.

What?

I left a message for Helen in case she wants to join us for lunch.

Hi, dear.

Hi.

Who are you?

What's all this?

Ha, very funny.

No, really.

What's going on?

These are our dresses, sweetheart.

For the wedding.

For Daniel's wedding.

Didn't I tell you my brother's getting married?

No.

You didn't.

You didn't tell her?

No, no, I did.

I was sure that I had.

When?

When did I tell you?

No, when is he getting married?

Next weekend.

Didn't you get the invitation?

Oh, my God.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Yes, you wanted to say what happened?

Nothing.

It's her brother died at his wedding.

He died.

I'm off.

Explain that you're kidding?

Your brother died at the wedding.

Be sweet.

Your brother is getting married in a week.

And you didn't tell me.

I was sure I told you I stopped saying you told me.

Your terrible liar.

It's one of your best qualities.

All right, please don't do this.

Look, look, I am so tired of this.

I am so tired of being left out of half of your life.

We are in a relationship.

What are you like it?

Wait a minute.

Why am I whispering?

This is the point.

Okay, listen, we have been through this.

Okay, I have never ever considered anything like this.

But here we are.

It's happening.

And it's good.

And I'm not ashamed of it.

And if you are, then we have a problem.

She hates that dress.

That's not crazy.

No, you know, it is good.

It's great.

But I'm just not ready to deal with the complexities of,

but I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm not ready to deal with it.

I'm sorry.

Just...

Yes.

Fine.

I can't either.

Hey, it's just a little message.

Okay, we did it.

Can a clear movie?

Eight pounds, six ounces.

I'm sorry.

We didn't call sooner.

It was 3 a.m.

And it went so in advance.

Thank God.

Because it's the worst pain.

Whatever no.

You can imagine.

I've been room 325 in Sinai.

Oh my God.

Can you believe?

I'm by soon.

Where are you?

[MUSIC]

Oh my God.

I'm not open.

I'm not open.

The only woman that loved me, not just.

I'm fine, I'm fine.

[MUSIC]

I'm really good.

It's fair.

[CHEERING]

There's a telephone.

Oh, Josh.

Hi.

I'm not, you know, I'm flattered, but it's really not a good.

Never Jessica.

Oh, sorry.

Please, I heard that the opening was tonight.

I just wanted to wish you well.

That's sweet, but she's not here.

You're kidding, why not?

Oh, you don't get it going on.

You know, wedding stuff.

We're her soul dinner.

So stupid.

Well, I see you there tomorrow.

Oh, no.

You won't.

So upset.

[SIGHS]

Is that hers?

Oh, yeah.

That's a pretty powerful piece.

Yeah.

Amazing that someone like Jessica takes such

risks in her work, huh?

[LAUGHS]

She certainly doesn't anywhere else.

[MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Beautiful toast.

Yeah, it was.

You okay?

Um, I don't know.

No.

What is it, Jess?

Just, um, sometimes I think I'm going to be alone forever.

[SIGHS]

You can jump in anytime.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

You're my love, you know that.

Might be love it.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Sometimes I worry for you.

I'll wait for me too.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SIGHS]

Sweetheart.

I will never forget when you were in the fifth grade,

and you were so excited when you got the lead in the play.

Do you remember that?

Really, Rosie?

Yeah.

[SIGHS]

And you came home after the first day of rehearsal,

and you turned to me and you said, "Mommy, I'm not going to do it.

I quit."

Just like that.

And I turned to when I said, "Jessie,

just eat my love why."

And you said, "Because my co-star isn't good enough."

And if my co-star isn't good enough,

then the play won't be good enough.

And I don't want to be part of any play that isn't good enough.

And I thought to myself,

"Boy, this child will suffer.

How this child will suffer."

And then they gave it to the me-skite with the glasses.

Tess Greenblatt.

Right.

She was terrible.

Right, and you would have been great.

And you didn't get to do it.

You got to sit there and watch terrible Tess do it with that.

That guy that you thought wasn't good enough was actually quite excellent, wasn't it?

He was. He was very good.

And you know, I always think that you would have been so much happier doing that play.

Even if it was just okay, even if it was great,

just not the best ever.

And maybe.

It would have been the best ever.

I never know.

Jesse.

I think she's a very nice girl.

I think she's a very nice girl.

I think she's a very nice girl.

I think she's a very nice girl.

I think she's a very nice girl.

I think she's a very nice girl.

I think she's a very nice girl.

I think she's a very nice girl.

I think she's a very nice girl.

I think she's a very nice girl.

Hey, it's just like you, message.

Jessica.

Hi, it's Josh.

Myers.

And I just wanted to.

God, I wish you were home.

I'm wearing this.

Do you have any interesting?

Do you have any interesting?

This one.

Come in.

I think we're ready.

I think we're ready.

I think we're ready.

How's going?

Are you the last being in it?

I'm trying to darling.

We just want you to know again how welcome you are in our family.

I'm a family.

I'd say.

I tell you welcome three times already.

I've been hearing about the one for like 20 years.

I thought it'd be a guy.

I know, but look, I don't even believe that anymore.

I don't believe there's just one person.

I think they're like seven.

I don't know where to see you.

Mother.

She's flat chest.

She's.

But at least you're Jewish right here.

No, but I've been to a seder.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Sorry, I'm a little late.

Sorry.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Hey.

Oh, hey, Mars.

I've been looking alone for you.

Oh, why?

Well, just to, uh, did you get my, what?

Uh, nothing.

What, what, what?

No, nothing doesn't matter.

Oh, Ellen, dear, have you thought about the kid's issue?

I mean, you could, of course, each try artificially in semidane.

Could you excuse me for a minute?

I really have to pee.

Did you see the view?

No.

I, I don't have to have sex with it.

Well, why don't we just go for a look at it?

All right.

First of all, I don't know.

Oh.

My, Ellen.

Joan.

Hi.

Hi.

Sorry.

I was just, um, I know.

Can you smoke?

No, I don't.

Good.

Neither do I.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

So beautiful.

Yeah.

Well, you, uh, are you cold?

No, I'm fine.

Here, why don't you take my jacket?

Oh, really?

Fine.

Jessica.

What?

Are you okay?

Yeah, why?

I'm just, um, having her to save my first name and like,

I'm just, um, having her to save my first name and like,

a decade.

Oh, sorry.

It's not just, take my coat.

Okay.

Thanks.

It's just like I said, a guy.

No, it's not.

No.

It's not.

How's it different?

Well, the lips are softer.

And the body's softer.

And there's this knot.

There's this non-threatening but very exciting.

It's kind of hard to describe.

Wow.

Wow.

It's pretty fucking awesome, actually.

[MUSIC]

[LAUGHTER]

It's like a year, right?

That's it.

That's it.

Then you've impacted me entire way.

This is exactly.

I feel like, um, I've always had this theory in life.

It's in lines.

It's really, really stupid.

But I've always felt like if you could just be the guy or

gal to come up with a really good quote.

Right.

Do you know, but good, but like a good, good one.

Good little nugget now.

Like nothing to pair, but pair itself for.

That's not where your country is, right?

That's a good one.

And then you're done.

You know, I mean, that's like immortality and one kind of

light bulb moment.

I know you just go off to some Caribbean island and drink

all day and read and what are you doing?

Um, I just, hey, hey, my heart's taking it easy.

We got plenty, you know?

Yeah, I just, you know, I know.

I needed that.

Unfortunately badly because I have to tell you something.

And it's just going to be hard.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Are you firing me?

Is that why you brought the pudding?

No, no, I'm not firing you.

I went to see your show last night.

And I brought you flowers because I knew you were really sad.

But you know, the truth is that you've been really happy lately.

I've noticed.

I mean, so happy and that's made me really sad.

I mean, inexplicably deeply sad.

I mean, you know, I mean, it's different than my general

snarky, bitter, tortured thing.

And, um, so anyway, I went to see your show, not knowing

exactly why.

And, uh, I saw your piece.

And I stared.

And then I had to get out of there and ran home.

And I started writing.

I just, writing, whole night.

And I wrote all night into today.

I mean, that's why I was late.

I was writing.

And, you know what?

I was, uh, I was happy doing it.

I was really happy for the first time in a long time.

And as soon as I felt this thing, this happy thing, I, I wanted to be with you.

I knew you were the first person I wanted to be with.

I mean, then it hit me.

And this was around 6 a.m.

You know, it hit me that, um, the reason that I was so sad

when you got so happy.

And I was happier when you got so sad.

It was not because I didn't want you to be happy.

It was just because I wanted to be part of the reason you were happy.

I want to make you happy.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

So, um, what I'm wondering right about now is, uh,

if you have any reaction to what I just said, or what specifically do you want to have dinner with me tomorrow night?

Maybe?

I need that.

[SIGHS]

You know, if you'll excuse me, I think I definitely need another drink.

Wait, um, I would have dinner with you, but I can't.

I can't have dinner.

What? Not the season?

[SIGHS]

No, um, I can't have dinner with you, because I'm with Helen.

You're gonna have dinner with Helen?

[SIGHS]

I'm, um, with Helen.

[SIGHS]

Has it with, with?

Right, with, with.

Wow.

I don't know what to say.

Do you know that?

Jess? Yeah.

Hey, hey, they're serving the first horse.

Oh, great.

Um, right, excuse me, I'm sorry.

[SIGHS]

Hey, touch?

Hey, Helen.

How are you?

Good things.

That's good.

[SIGHS]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

We'll save our faith.

Take me to the next time.

I'm closing my little flat in wood.

It's no hassle, man.

We'll sizzle down.

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

Oh, we have more open.

Oh, we know what I can do.

We'll have nine songs.

That Bronx, that says I'll tell us two.

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

And tell me what is for your heart,

my first degree for now.

It's a salute at a push-up heart.

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

Oh, my God.

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

We'll turn Manhattan into an aisle of joy.

The great big city's a wondrous tour.

Just make for a girl and girl and girl and girl and girl.

[SINGING]

We'll turn Manhattan into an aisle of joy.

[SINGING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SIGHS]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

That must be a pretty good book.

It is.

It's amazing, actually.

It's enough for you to--

It's really nice.

It's really--

It's not a lot.

I just want to turn this to a church.

It's really interesting.

Oh, God.

Sorry.

Oh, fuck.

Wait.

Oh, no.

I forgot to pick up my track, cleaning again.

Oh, I got it.

You do?

Yeah.

[SIGHS]

Can't we talk about this?

No, sweetie, we've talked.

We talk all the time.

I know.

I know.

Isn't it great?

I have to talk to her, great.

So good communication.

Is the kid who is successful, really?

We never have sex.

What?

Yes, we do.

What do you mean we don't?

Yes, we do.

When was the last time, sweetie?

I gotta think about it first.

A month ago.

Okay, but it was good.

I mean, right, it was good.

It was good.

Was it a good?

You drank a bottle of wine.

No, I didn't.

That's not true.

That's not true.

I had maybe two.

Just what we have is a friendship.

What do you mean?

We're best friends.

I know.

Isn't it great?

Of course, it's great.

It's great.

It just isn't enough.

How can you say that?

I love you.

I love you too.

That isn't the issue.

Well, what is the issue?

What is the issue?

I want to be with someone who wants me.

I want you.

I want to be with someone who craves me.

Well, I crave you.

Someone who wants to rip my clothes off.

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why can't it just be great?

And then, love me and tender.

Why is that not enough for you?

I don't understand.

I mean, don't you think, don't you think, maybe?

Maybe you place a little too much emphasis on sex.

Have you ever thought that maybe it's just one component of a much larger package?

I just want the whole package.

I think we have it.

I think we have it.

We live together.

We have roommates.

How can you say that to me?

[PHONE RINGING]

OK.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

It's just skinned, Helen.

You haven't heard that.

We're not always.

But if you think that this process will definitely go all the way back in.

Hello, my darling.

It's Mom.

Daddick out reservations for us at Nobu and not at 5.30.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[Music]

Can I just stick this on the board?

Oh, yeah, what?

Is that fun?

Yes.

You're an artist.

Oh, yeah.

Try to meet them.

Thanks.

I actually might know somebody.

Oh, you know somebody might be interested?

Could be.

Really?

Oh, well, maybe I'll...

Should I leave you watch?

Yeah, we will leave you three.

Okay.

Well, I would really be grateful.

So, thanks for the...

Just a question.

Oh, my God.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

I'm good.

I'm great.

How are you?

Good.

I'm good.

Good.

Yeah.

Guys, been a really long time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

No, no.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, you go ahead guys.

This is how's your writing come out.

It's good.

It's glamorous.

Yeah, my writing.

It's a nice writing.

How's the paper?

Oh, I quit, I see a way.

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah, I left a few months after you did.

Really, that's great.

Yeah, it was great.

Yeah.

It was really great.

So, you're painting?

Um, yes.

I mean, you know, not for cast, but yeah.

Right, what, when he's cast, right?

Yes, I do.

Yes.

Yes.

How's Helen?

Oh, she's good.

She's great.

We're not together anymore.

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

Yeah.

That's good.

Um, she dumped me.

What?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's bad.

Yeah, it was bad.

I'm sorry.

No, thank you.

That's okay.

What are you going to do?

Yeah.

She wanted to be or somebody a little more.

A little more gay.

I guess.

What's the thing?

It's so.

Wow.

What are you going to do?

Yeah.

What are you going to do?

Yeah.

So, but some, we're friends now.

Well, that's good.

That's very good.

Yeah.

That's very good.

Yeah.

That's very good.

That's very good.

That's very good.

That's very good.

That's very good.

That's very good.

That's very good.

That's very good.

Oh, you placed her in the eye.

Oh, you turned it off.

You said it.

You got to get up.

I do have to go.

I have to go.

I have to turn it last time.

I do.

I'll make the cut.

I'll turn it off.

Oh, my God.

You slept on my arm.

It's nice.

Oh, wait.

Wait.

I have to turn it.

It's really good to do too.

It's still good to do too.

It's still good to do too.

It's still good to do too.

It's still good to do too.

It's still good to do too.

It's still good to do too.

It's still good to do too.

It's still good to do too.

Okay.

I'm going to take care of it.

I'm going to take care of it.

I'm going to take care of it.

I'm going to take care of it.

I'm going to take care of it.

I'm going to take care of it.

I'm going to take care of it.

You know what?

It's all the time.

I am my new number and actually my email is best.

It's so easy.

Same email.

Yeah.

I have to come to email as best.

Yeah.

So, so good to do.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Okay.

I'll see you later.

Yeah, you do.

I'm breaking hard and angry that you and I come to be.

So with my best, my very best.

Yes, she's not here yet.

She ran into Josh Myers.

Just now, the place she's late.

I know.

I know.

I'll get lost.

I think that's a good thing.

Oh my god.

Oh, I'm just just just just going to go.

Okay.

I will.

Thanks.

Laurie sends her love.

Thank you.

So what did he say?

Um, well, first pack I really nervous.

And I was like, I know.

I know.

I know.

Not if you would like.

I could never be.

So with my best, my very best.

I set you free.

I wish you should have ran the storm.

The cozy fire to keep you warm.

But most of all, when snowflakes fall,

I wish you loved it.

I know.

No cares for me.

I'm happy.

That's I can be.

I'll learn to love and to live.

Devil may care.

No cares for me.

Whatever comes later goes.

That's how I'll take an I'll give.

Devil may care.

When the day is through, I suffer no regrets.

I know that he who friends and lures as a knight.

For only a fool.

Thinks he can't hold back but dawn.

He who is wise never tries to revise.

What's past and gone?

Love, love, two day, let him come to my world.

But with me, don't even stop for a sigh.

It doesn't help if you cry.

That's how I live and now die.

Devil may care.

No cares for me.

I'm happy.

I can be.

I'll learn to love and to live.

Devil may care.

I'm happy.

I'm happy.

I can be.

I'll learn to love and to live.

Devil may care.

Devil may care.

No cares for me.

Whatever comes later goes.

That's how I'll take an I'll give.

Devil may care.

When the day is through, I suffer no regrets.

I know that he who friends lose as the knight.

For only a fool.

Thinks he can't hold back but dawn.

He who is wise and who tries to revise.

What's past and gone?

Love, love, two day, let him come to my world.

I may.

Don't even stop for a sigh.

It doesn't help if you cry.

That's how I live and now die.

Devil may care.

Devil may care.

Devil may care.

She will be better than we can.

Devil may care.

Devil may care.

Devil may care.

(gentle music)

(gentle music)

(gentle music)

(gentle music)

(gentle music)

(gentle music)

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