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Which celebrity likes
their dumps like a truck?
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Is it "A," Jerry Seinfeld,
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"B," Sugar Ray,
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"C," Sisqó,
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or "D," Frankie Muniz?
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Muniz is a sedan man.
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"C," Sisqó.
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And you're correct.
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The answer
is "C," Sisqó!
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Dad, you got it right.
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And not just because
the answer's always "C."
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I really knew it.
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You should be on"Who Wants to be a Millionaire."
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No, they'd never pick me for TV.
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I got the hair,
but not the pull.
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But Mommy wason "Wheel of Fortune."
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Oh, Evan.
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You need to stop comparing
my life to your father's.
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Besides, the Wheel
takes physical skill.
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"Millionaire" is just knowing
lots of stuff.
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She's got you there,Pops.
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Eh, your mom's right.
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There's no way
they'd select me.
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I'd have to call in,
pass the screening process,
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then out of thousands
and thousands of callers,
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be one out of only ten chosen.
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I'm sorry, boys,
but there's no chance
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that I can make it
on the show.
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I made it on the show.
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I made it on the show!
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Hello, Regis.
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Hello, Louis.
You made it.
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It's time to play "Who Wants
to be a Millionaire."
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Those nervous gulps
are good.
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Keep them up.
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Adds to the tension.
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Oh.
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♪ Fresh off the boat
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♪ I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin'
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat
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Before we begin, how about youintroducing yourself to America?
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Oh, uh, hi.
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Uh, my name is Louis Huang.
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I'm a father to three boys,
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lover of sunflower seedsin salads -- --
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Really?
No mention of --
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...and a husband to a smartand beautiful wife.
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Well, at least
he got one answer right.
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And what do you do
for work, Lou?
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Oh, I'm a, uh,
business consultant
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and owner of, uh,
Cattleman's Ranch,
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located just off I-4in East Orlando.
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Wow.
A double threat.
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Like my girl, Kathie Lee.
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Well, actually, I couldn't do itwithout my oldest son, Eddie.
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Uhhh, disaster.Look at these spots.
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We got to throw these outbefore they infect the knives.
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Dude, chill.
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You just gotta add rinse agent
to the dishwasher.
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This is what brought downthe Sizzler in my hometown.
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Good work, Eddie.
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Way to protect
that silver.
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I got you, Dad.
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Eyes on the coin.
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In fact, I went through
the books,
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and our profits are up 10%.
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Really? How?
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I-I mean, good.
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I saw that if we cut back
on the garnishes,
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we can save three centsper plate.
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And also I gave the staffsome new incentives.
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Like what?Well, every time
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a table ordersmore than four appetizers,
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I perform my patented belly-roll
for them.
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Oh, smart.
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I am loving this initiative,
Eddie.
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Thanks, Dad. I know you've beenso busy with consulting,
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so I've been upping
my game.
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I am down for that.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Eddie, we got a fifth appover here.
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Give me a second, Dad.
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I gotta do my thing.
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Abs and apps!
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Together: Abs and apps!
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Abs and apps!
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Abs and apps!
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So, Louis,
you ready to play?
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You bet your ass I am!
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Family show,
and away we go!
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Oh.
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Wow.
Regis Philbin.
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Regis "I Can Smile While I Talk"Philbin.
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Did you know he's spent
more hours on screen
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than anybody in history?
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Sitting in front of a camera
is not an achievement.
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You know
who else does that?
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Newborns and safari animals.
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Both surprisingly lazy.
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Lazy?
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Youspend three nights
stalking prey
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through the Serengeti.
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Serengeti.
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Enough distractions.
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I need to focus
to prevent your father
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from losing a million dollars.
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I'm going to signal to him
the answers,
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but he's terrible
at charades.
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The only sign he knows
is the hand phone.
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Between your dad and security
confiscating my purse snacks,
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we're off to a rough start.
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Apparently, your idol Regis
can't "work"
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if there's a crunch sound
in the audience.
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As a fellow actor,
I get it.
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You need quiet to focus
on your craft.
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Craft? This is just
reading words out loud.
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You have
three lifelines --
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50:50, Ask-the-Audience,
and Phone-a-Friend,
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where you can call anyone
for help.
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I already got my guy.
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Got my encyclopedias,
got my phone.
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I should practice.
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Quick, Grandma,
say a word.
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Something PG.
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Garfield.
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Mm...
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Ah.
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Garfield, James A.
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20th President
of the United States.
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Garfield,
grumpy comic strip cat.
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Fastest book hands
in the East.
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All I have to is keep
the phone lines clear
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and I'll be -- Hi, I'm Alistair Cain
the Science Brain,
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and for the next hour only,
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you can call and ask me
any science question you want.
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All proceeds go
to Florida Public Television.
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The conversation
will be electric.
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Ooh.
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Alistair Cain
the Science Brain?
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He's the only person
in the world with a PhD
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and a Florida
Kids' Choice Award.
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Why now?
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I could ask him
to peer review
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my fruit fly project
for the science fair.
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I would like to peer reviewhis buns.
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Great.
Let's play "Millionaire."
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First question is
always a gimme.
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Little cookie
for the dum-dums.
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Louis, for $100,
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at what temperature
does water boil?
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"A,"
32 degrees Fahrenheit,
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"B," 0 degrees Celsius,
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"C," 100 degrees Celsius,
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or "D," the temperature
of the sun?
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Oh, God.
Which is it?
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Emery, quick, what's
the temperature of the sun?
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Think, Louis.
You know this.
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Did you guys not hear
the kettle?
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It's been at 100 degrees Celsiusfor three minutes.
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Grandma's teaching me
to make bao zi.
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It's sick! Look!
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Perfect consistency,
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like a lamb's scrotum.
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Okay, Ma.
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Eddie, you've shown a lot
of devotion to cooking lately.
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Taking notes?
And footnotes?
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Grandma's never written down
a recipe,
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so I thought it'd be good
to get them down in case sh--
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Just in case.
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You know, if you keep up
this initiative,
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I may pass the restaurant on
to you one day.
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Really?
You'll hand me the baton?
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I didn't do rhythmic gymnastics
in college for nothing.
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Well, I know it's notthe sun.
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How do you know that?
Call Evan.
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Regis, I'm gonna gowith "C," 100 degrees Celsius.
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Final answer.
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You're heating up, Louis,
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because that's correct.
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Whoa!
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Whew!
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How did I not know that?
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Maybe you got
stage fright.
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It's normal
for amateur thespians.
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No, you know what it is?
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My stolen purse almonds.
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I can't thinkwithout my Omega-6s.
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Or is it Omega-3s?
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Ah, I need
my healthy fats.
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Louis Huang just won $100,
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and we'll be right back
after this.
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Man: That's a break, everyone.
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I need to find
a vending machine
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before your father loses
all our money.
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I'll go with you.
I want to drop off my headshots
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around the studio.
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"Brooding" for drama.
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And "wacky" for comedy.
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What took you so long?
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This nut bag got stuck
in the coil,
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and I had to spend
another 35 cents to get it out.
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We're here to win
a million dollars,
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not $999,999
and 30 cents.
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Wow.
Great math, Mom.
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Those nuts really helped.
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I'm back, baby.
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Sorry, ma'am.
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No re-entry
once you leave the stage.
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What?We can't go back in?
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Hold on. I've got a "shocked"
in here somewhere.
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Oh, no. The rest of these
are just "flirty playful."
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Oh, I love
a fresh powder.
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I feel like
Marie Antoinette.
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So, a steakhouse,
eh, Lou?
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With all the grills,
it must get hot.
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Steaming hot, Regis.
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Eddie: Dad, check it out.
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I put some burger pieces
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inside the baofrom Grandma's recipe.
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Half Chinese,
half American.
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A fusion dish I callthe Cow Bao.
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Nice name.
Rhyme time is dine time.
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You mentioned how muchyou liked me taking initiative.
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I love it.I thought we could put thison the menu.
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No, absolutely not.
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Just so you know,
your chair can spin.
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Mine can't.
They put a lock on it.
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Otherwise, I'd be doing 360s
all day.
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I got the wiggles.
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Whoa!
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It does spin.
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Alright, Louis,
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for $1,000,
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what is the common phrase
for lateral epicondylitis?
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Ohh.
"A," Tennis Elbow,
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"B," Captain's Knee,
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"C," Horizontal Dinosaur,
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or "D," Hangover?
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Lateral epicondylitis?I've heard that term before.
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Wait, Dad, I thought
you wanted me to step up.
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What's wrong with putting
my Cow Bao on the menu?
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I don't want to messwith what's working.
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Cattleman's has been aroundfor five years now.
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Well, you know what's
been around for
longer than five years?
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China.
Thousands of years of history,
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which, if you believe
her stories,
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Grandma's been around
for half of.
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Eddie,we're a Western steakhouse.
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An Asian fusion dish
isn't our brand.
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Come on, Dad.
I thought you wanted
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to pass me
the restaurant baton.
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You're kinda being
a control freak.
259
00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,276
No, I'm not being
a control freak.
260
00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,627
It's just that runninga restaurant is a business.
261
00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,716
Every menu itemhas been thoroughly researched
262
00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,587
and taste-tested,
mostly by you.
263
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,719
I have
a photographic tongue.
264
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:06,807
I remember every taste.
265
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,809
Eddie, I love
your enthusiasm,
266
00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,724
but if you're gonna take overthe restaurant,
267
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,726
there's an entire business sideyou have to learn.
268
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,728
I hear you, Pops.
269
00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,643
Trent,what's with the wing?
270
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,688
Sorry, boss. I don't think
I can work today.
271
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,081
Lateral epicondylitis.
272
00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,212
Ooh.
Bummer.
273
00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,823
What's lateral epicurious?
274
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:23,998
Tennis elbow.
275
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,434
I tried to wrestle
the remote from Trish
276
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:28,306
and, well, here we are --
lateral epicondylitis.
277
00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:32,484
Trent, you hefty matchstick,you better be right.
278
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:36,619
Uh, lateral epicondylitisis "A," Tennis Elbow.
279
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,707
Final answer.
280
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,624
Are you Serena Williams?
281
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,452
Because you aced it!
282
00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,975
Whoo!
283
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:47,195
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
284
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,066
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
285
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:51,808
We gotta get in there.
286
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,505
You go left,
I'll go right.
287
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:54,942
He'll take one us,
but the survivor
288
00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:57,292
will always rememberthe other.
289
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,774
I've got a better idea.
290
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,123
We're gonna act
our way in.
291
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,300
Me? Act?
292
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,736
I am no monkey.
293
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,955
Honestly, Mom,
I'm surprised you're not
294
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,391
more on board
with acting.
295
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:10,697
It's basically
manipulation.
296
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,481
You bought yourself
five seconds. Go.
297
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,223
You put on a performance
and control the audience --
298
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,920
manipulation.
299
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,794
Okay,let's act our way in.
300
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,665
I may have to smile.
Don't be alarmed.
301
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:28,279
So, I need to call Alistair Cainthe Science Brain,
302
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,847
but I have to keep the line openin case Dad calls.
303
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,109
So, can I use your phone?
304
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,763
Yeah, sure.
But remember this
305
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,504
next time I want to borrow
one of your belts.
306
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,332
Hey, kid.
Think fast.
307
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:39,900
Oh, man.
308
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:42,163
Just what the world needs --another indoor kid.
309
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,252
Wait, which one is ours?
310
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,733
Why are these phones
identical?
311
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,039
Oh, your mom found
a killer two-for-one deal
312
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,127
on cordless phones.
313
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,259
She got them
and gave me one...
314
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,914
for $5 off full price.
315
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,960
Why is Mommy such a genius?
316
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,136
Louis, for $8,000,
317
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,704
how many hearts
does an octopus have?
318
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,880
Is it "A," two,
319
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,012
"B," three,
320
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,666
"C," eight,
321
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,928
or "D," 30?
322
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:11,235
Where have I seen
an octopus?
323
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,804
An octopus
has three hearts,
324
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,240
so it represents
the three loves of my life --
325
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,200
my son, CB radio,
and octopus.
326
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,984
That's very strange,Chestnut.
327
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,986
Oh, uh,
lower back tattoos
328
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,771
were actually very masculine
in the '80s.
329
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,076
They called them
"champ stamps."
330
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,123
Pops, I thought
about what you said
331
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,777
and did some research
on why the Cow Bao
332
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,430
will work
at Cattleman's.
333
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:33,997
It's the year 2000.
334
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,782
Fusion is hot right now.
335
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,654
There's a 63% uptick
in Asian cuisine popularity.
336
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,829
People are learning
that dumplings
337
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,439
aren't just a term
of endearment.
338
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,876
You ran these numbers?
339
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,791
I did. You know how we cut
our square burger patties
340
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:45,966
to make them circles?
341
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,794
We can use the corner meat
for the Cow Bao.
342
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,752
We're literally
cutting corners.
343
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,667
Okay, but this is
a big swing, Eddie.
344
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,887
I'm not sure our clientelewill be able to adjust.
345
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,845
I thought the same thing.
346
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,891
So I put it to the test.
347
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,283
How much
are these Cow Baos?
348
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,763
$10? $20?
349
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:01,851
I'd pay a hundred.
350
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:02,852
This is gold.
351
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:03,853
Fusion, huh?
352
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:04,854
I feel so cultured.
353
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,290
The bun catches
the meat juice,
354
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,988
and the name catchesmy imagination.
355
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,816
Gotta put this on the menu,boss.
356
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,168
Okay, sure. Why not?
Let's add it.
357
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,212
♪ Yeah
358
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,953
To think,
this all started
359
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:19,173
with a little bit of meat
that fell on the floor.
360
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,697
Louis,
we need an answer.
361
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,830
How many hearts does
an octopus have?
362
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:24,874
Oh, uh, sorry.
363
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,963
Um..."B," three.
364
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,573
Final answer.
365
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:31,751
This guy might have
three brains because...
366
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:32,795
he's right!
367
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,405
Wow.
368
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,149
Just follow my lead.
369
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,021
Oh, hi, there, Ronnie.
370
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,414
It's just me, old tiredlighting technician, Gary.
371
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,591
I need to go back thereand fix spotlight 43.
372
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,202
43?
373
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,247
She's trouble, man.
374
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,683
Alright, come in.
375
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,990
Uh, w-who's
your friend here?
376
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,600
My colleague, Esther.
377
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,688
She grew up on a soybean farmand --
378
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:57,777
Colleague? No, no.
379
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,648
I am the boss.
380
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,867
What George was saying...
381
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:01,998
Gary....was a lie.
382
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:02,869
He's my assistant.
383
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,696
I don't have colleagues.
384
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,263
I have employees.
385
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,482
Employees who lie.
386
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,485
What are you doing?
387
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:11,747
Acting.
388
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,705
I changed the script
because it's not believable
389
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,533
that we're colleagues.
I birthed you.
390
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,100
He was
about to let us in.
391
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,188
Was he?
392
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:21,017
Honestly, I don't know
why you like acting so much.
393
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,062
It's fun.
394
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,585
It's a waste of time.
395
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,718
Oh. Okay.
396
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:30,374
Sorry, Ronnie,I just need to get back there
397
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,594
and fix 43 before it becomesa problem for Regis.
398
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:36,728
Oh, man, this is light 64
all over again.
399
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:37,860
Come on in.
Yeah.
400
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,122
Hey, wait.
401
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,080
What about her?
402
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,299
She's not with me.
403
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,824
George, wait!
404
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:45,955
Okay, Marvin's gonna call
405
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,609
from the cellular phonein his car,
406
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,045
and then we'll knowwhich phone is which.
407
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,743
Dad? Regis?
408
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,006
Marvin:
It's Marvin
409
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,965
on the car phone,
with my car Scotch.
410
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:57,924
Sounds like your problem.
411
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,274
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Hey.
412
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:03,320
Better do a quick test and see
if the "Millionaire" lifeline
413
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,192
is still getting a signal.
414
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,934
Here's my question,
Science Brain --
415
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:11,459
that globe work
on your man parts?
416
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,374
Uh...
417
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,463
Mm, question answered.
418
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,160
Grandma,
get off the phone.
419
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:21,861
After a quick break,Louis will be going for $32,000.
420
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:22,905
Man: Break time.
421
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,299
Hey, since we have
a second here,
422
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,430
let's meet your family.
423
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,344
Oh, sure thing.
424
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,520
They're right over, uh...
425
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,608
Eddie, come here.
426
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:34,961
Oh, Louis,
is this your father?
427
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,484
I'm kidding.
428
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,877
So tall.
429
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,139
You must be Eddie.
430
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,096
You help at the restaurant.
431
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,359
Sure do,
Mr...Reeg.
432
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,100
We've got a new fusion dish
I've been working on.
433
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,276
It's a steamed bun
with burger meat inside it --
434
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,234
the Cow Bao.Wow.
435
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,410
I'm hungry
for a Cow Bao now.
436
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,759
Maybe you can mention it
on air.
437
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,021
I love it.
438
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,762
The filler they write for me
is garbage.
439
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,417
Oh, no, that's too kind.We don't need you to do that.
440
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,158
But it'd be great publicity.
441
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,550
How many people watch
this show?
442
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,769
About 28 million.
443
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,553
What?
Daaamn!
444
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:03,598
Dad, come on.
445
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,469
Uh, better to just keepour heads down
446
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,644
and let our food
do the talking.
447
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:07,950
We don't want
to over-promise.
448
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:08,864
Why not?
449
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,996
I don't want
to false advertise.
450
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,345
How is it
false advertising?
451
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,042
Because it's not goingon the menu.
452
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,739
What?
453
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,741
So I was right.
You area control freak!
454
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,657
No, I just don't want somedumb Chinese dish on our menu.
455
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,445
And, uh, we're back.
456
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,930
Folks, due to some
technical difficulties
457
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,671
that don't involve contestants
and their sons,
458
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,151
we'll return after this.
459
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,198
Now, there's nothing
more important
460
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,026
than a parent-child
relationship,
461
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:43,681
so I want you two
to figure this out.
462
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,379
You've got 90 seconds.
463
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,078
I don't get it.
464
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,340
Are you ashamed
of Chinese food?
465
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,385
Of our culture?
466
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,995
No, of course not.
It's just --
467
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,866
I thought you were being
a control freak,
468
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,520
but it's even worse
than that.
469
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,870
You're a sellout.
470
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,524
I'm sorry.
471
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,004
This can't be done.
472
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,266
Ronnie, look at me.
473
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:07,140
Do you like salty snacks?
474
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,143
Let me in,
and we'll talk.
475
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,187
I can't.
476
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,235
Fixed the light,
but Regis needs you
477
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,976
to bounce a guy
in Section G.
478
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,716
Crunchy snacks.
I'll cover for you.
479
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,980
My God.
480
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,330
Thanks for coming backto get me. Let's go.
481
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,593
No, I came backbecause I wanted to talk.
482
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,943
Fun fact -- you can talkanywhere. Now let's go.
483
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,249
I'll only let you in
if you admit
484
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,990
acting is not a waste
of time.
485
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,122
It means a lot to me, Mom.
Really.
486
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:36,125
Acting is not
a waste of time.
487
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,779
Then why do you always
insult it?
488
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,694
I guess I never
liked you acting
489
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:43,132
because...well,
Inever liked it.
490
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,047
To me, acting is justpeople lying,
491
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,094
which my father did too much ofwhen I was growing up.
492
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,010
He would disappear
for months on end,
493
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,230
only to return smelling likewomen's perfume
494
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,798
and cheap booze.
495
00:16:56,841 --> 00:17:00,845
How could he do that to Mom,to all of us?
496
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,586
I never knew that.
497
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,414
That's because
I made it up.
498
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,069
Did you just...
manipulate me?
499
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,463
No, I just acted you.
500
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,335
Truth is,I know how many people
501
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,511
try to make it as an actor
and fail,
502
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,209
and I don't want youto go through that.
503
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,430
But if you decideacting's what you want,
504
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,085
I can act like
I'm okay with it.
505
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,304
Colleague Gary.
506
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,262
Thanks, Esther.
507
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,959
It's good
to have fake names
508
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,266
should your fatherembarrass us out there.
509
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,401
Louis, let's tackle a problem
I can actually solve.
510
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,404
Are you really ashamed
to serve Chinese food?
511
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,493
No, of course not.
512
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,581
I guess it goes
back to when
513
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,887
I was first startingmy restaurant.
514
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,675
Another strip club,
closed.
515
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,111
It's a shame.
516
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,243
They had a great
iceberg wedge.
517
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,332
Anyway, thought it'd be great
for your restaurant.
518
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,073
Mm. I don't know.
I--
519
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,336
Uh, I know what you're thinking,and I already checked.
520
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,728
The poles
are not structural.
521
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,208
Then I guess it could work.
522
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,297
I'm reallygonna start a restaurant.
523
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,255
What are you gonna call it?
524
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,386
Chinese Wok?
Bamboo Gardens?
525
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,214
Uh, why would you assume --
526
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,215
No, you're right.
Terrible pitches.
527
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,564
No -- Ooh!
Wok Gardens?
528
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,262
No. Garden Bamboo.
529
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,351
I am not openinga Chinese restaurant.
530
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,614
I am opening the most Americanof all restaurants --
531
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,137
a western-themed
steakhouse.
532
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,183
Yee-haw! I love it.
533
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,227
So, are the fortune cookies
gonna look like
534
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,447
little cowboy hats?
535
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,231
I'm not a sellout.
536
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,146
I didn't want people to assumeI'd open a Chinese restaurant
537
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,192
just because I'm Chinese.
538
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,933
I'm American, too.
So are my boys.
539
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,197
I want them to know they're morethan just one thing.
540
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,981
Seems like Eddie got
the message.
541
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,113
What do you mean?
542
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,854
Your boy's making
Chinese cheeseburgers.
543
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:40,119
He's embracing
being Chinese and American.
544
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,686
A fusion.
545
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,253
Thanks for the talk,Regis.
546
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,690
That's why Regis
asks the questions.
547
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,172
We're back.
548
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,567
Louis, next question
is for $32,000.
549
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:57,484
What part of a computer
processes memory?
550
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:59,529
Is it "A," monitor,
551
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:00,878
"B," RAM,
552
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,359
"C," hard drive,
553
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,405
or "D," gizmos?
554
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,756
Mm. Well, I know monitors, RAMs,and gizmos are all animals,
555
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:12,194
so...I might need some help
on this.
556
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,284
Regis, I'd like to usemy Phone-a-Friend
557
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,329
to call my son.
558
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,331
Grandma Jenny Huang,
get off the phone!
559
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:21,290
Shh!I stole this from your mother.
560
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,205
Thank God you're off the phone,
561
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,424
'cause Dad could call
any second.
562
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,991
Hello, Regis,
563
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,298
you're the best part
of my morning!
564
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,517
Woman: Hi, I'm a producer
at Warner Bros.
565
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,866
calling for Emery Huang?
566
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,389
We got
his "brooding" headshot
567
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,348
and want him to audition
for a "Harry Potter" movie.
568
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,306
No, I'm trying to play
"Millionaire"!
569
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,351
Never call again!
570
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,483
My oldest son,
Eddie Huang.
571
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,010
Eddie, I'm sorry.
572
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,491
I'm not ashamed
of being Chinese.
573
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,798
When I started the restaurant,I wanted to be seen as American,
574
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,975
but now I realize it doesn't
have to be one or the other,
575
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,716
and that's a lesson
you didn't even have to learn,
576
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,806
and that makes me happy.
577
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,199
When the time comes,
578
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,462
I'd be honored if you took over
Cattleman's Ranch.
579
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,468
Which is located off the I-4in East Orlando.
580
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,426
And now proudly serves
the Cow Bao.
581
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,908
Louis, beautiful.
582
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,214
Just beautiful.
583
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,259
You have
five seconds left.
584
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:20,044
Oh, um...Eddie,
what do you think?
585
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,873
It's as you said, Dad --the answer is always "C."
586
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,049
Thanks, son.
587
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,835
Regis, "C," hard drive.
Final answer.
588
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,445
Oh, Lou.
589
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,186
I've enjoyed
our time together,
590
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,014
but the answer is...
591
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:35,059
"B," RAM.
592
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:38,237
But hey, more important
than winning $32,000
593
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,282
is winning back your son,
right?
594
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,979
-Totally.
-Totally.
595
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,073
I can't believe you used
your lifeline on Eddie.
596
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,206
His crowning achievement
is sneezing and farting
597
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,426
at the same time
and then calling it a "snart."
598
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,689
Sorry for losinga million dollars, guys.
599
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,908
You were nowhere near
a million.
600
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,476
Don't worry, Louis.
Money isn't everything.
601
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,436
Acting?
602
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,176
Acting.
603
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,700
Seven orders of Cow Baos.
604
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,528
Eddie, you owe us
a belly roll later.
605
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,530
Please, because Chestnut's
been filling in.
606
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:15,056
You ordered the turf.
I'm providing the surf.
607
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,579
Here you go.
608
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:17,580
Phone call for you,
Grandma H.
609
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,539
Hello?
610
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:20,888
Jenny, I'm outside.
611
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,411
I got the globe.
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