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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 [music] 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:27,000 I know what you're thinking. 3 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 What's a handsome fellow like yourself doing in a place like this? 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Well, I thought myself the same thing from time to time. 5 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 But here's the deal. 6 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 This is college. 7 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 And there's certain rules you have to live by if you want to survive. 8 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 See, a couple years ago, somebody took a budding young freshman 9 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:46,000 and turned them into the beautiful flower you see before you today. 10 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Well, now the student has become the master. 11 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I think it's high time I pass this wisdom on down the line. 12 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 One of the first rules to survive in college? 13 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Never pass out in a public place. 14 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 I'm just going to wake up naked and confused. 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,000 And that should be an easy one, but we all learned at a different level. 16 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Don't we be a guy? 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 That's all right. 18 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,000 There's hope for you yet. 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Clean yourself up and give me a call. 20 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Oh, I will forgot. 21 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 What am I doing here? 22 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Rule number two of surviving college. 23 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Every real college student needs a good go-to dive bar. 24 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Something to do during the day. 25 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 I don't know if I've explained that one to you. 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Do I? 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Keep her real, Chief. 28 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 What? 29 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 What? 30 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 31 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:33,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 32 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Now, now, now, now. 33 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 34 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 To another year of Heaven, if any boy. 35 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Oh, this is heaven. 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Look at me. 37 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Some people surprise. 38 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 I see me. 39 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Woo! 40 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Oh. 41 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 So what have you been up to, Finster? 42 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Uh, I was trying to find the light switch and this otherwise 43 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 very, very dark world. 44 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 How about you, Spitty? 45 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Just serving dicks for shitty ass tips. 46 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,000 So where we station this year and do not tell me the dorms again. 47 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 He dorms again. 48 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 But that's where the action's at. 49 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 You know? 50 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 It's like living in a sweaty orgy all the time. 51 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 I've been over there yet, though, because I could not 52 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 start my year off without seeing your-- 53 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Oh, beautiful face. 54 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Mm, that's so sweet. 55 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Just hoping I get a decent roommate this year. 56 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Not like last year or the year before that. 57 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 It was horrible. 58 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Thank you. 59 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 No one's got that much bad luck, Chloe, my friend. 60 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 This year's going to be a good year. 61 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 I'm going to feel it. 62 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Thanks, Slut, for the beer. 63 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Anytime. 64 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Is that thanks a lot of things, Slut? 65 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 66 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Welcome, Freshmen to False City University, home of the beavers. 67 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 This is an exciting time in your lives and will be a great 68 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,000 opportunity for you to learn and meet new people. 69 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 In this orientation session, we will tour the campus 70 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 residence halls, visit our state-of-the-art brand new student 71 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 center, and, oh, no, you again? 72 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Look here, everyone. 73 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Now, this is what you do not want to end up like. 74 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:23,000 This is your classic, under-achieving drug snipper. 75 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 [LAUGHTER] 76 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 You look at me. 77 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,000 The whole land of gentlemen where the male penis should be. 78 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Obviously, this man is an imposter. 79 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Get that red. 80 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Now, all the female freshmen, I'd like you to join me in the showers. 81 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Set you to back down. 82 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 You know what. 83 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 84 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Well, here you go, boy. 85 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Your new playground. 86 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Sure wish I was back in college again. 87 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Come on, son. 88 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Now, no time for games. 89 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Now, let's get it going. 90 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 You're going to make some friends sometime. 91 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 What's the point I have in all those brains? 92 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 If you ain't got no friends to show them off, too. 93 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 That's what it's all about, boy. 94 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 All right now. 95 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 You make your mom and I proud. 96 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 How many kids your age have an opportunity like this? 97 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 I'm sure there's a lot of really nice students around here 98 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 that you can-- 99 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 [SCREAMING] 100 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 What the hell? 101 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 That young man is a recluse. 102 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 103 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 You stay far the hell away from jokers like that, boy. 104 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 You hear in me? 105 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 For quiet out loud. 106 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Well, I'll get out of your hair now. 107 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Don't embarrass my little college man. 108 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000 You run off to that orientation thing you have yours now 109 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 and check out all the fine sights this place has to offer. 110 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 And show this campus what you're made of. 111 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Case for two. 112 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 That's more like it. 113 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 114 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Not you again. 115 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 What are you like 30 now? 116 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 117 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 118 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 119 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 120 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 121 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 122 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 123 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 124 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 125 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 126 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 127 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 128 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 129 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 130 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 131 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 132 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 133 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 134 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I hate you, what? 135 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Oh, hey kid, really have time to play with you right now, 136 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 but there's a street right outside. 137 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Why don't you go ahead and play in there? 138 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I feel like a real-life game of Frogger, huh? 139 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Okay, we'll see you. 140 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 141 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 142 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 143 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 144 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Hey, keep it down! 145 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 146 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Try to do stuff in here. 147 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 148 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 149 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 150 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 151 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 152 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Hi there, Finn. 153 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Look what I have for you. 154 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 That's not mine. 155 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Don't even look like me. 156 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 This is your new roommate, Meet Toby. 157 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I was hoping you'd be able to show him around 158 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 and give him a big beaver welcome. 159 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Wait, what? 160 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 You kids play nice. 161 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000 No jumping on the bed fun, boys. 162 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 163 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Oh, you gotta be shit with me. 164 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 165 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:19,000 You know, once upon a time, I was a scared freshman, too. 166 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I'm telling a man by the name of Kenny Miller. 167 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 The munder is winged. 168 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 169 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 170 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:39,040 [music] 171 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:43,060 [music] 172 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:58,080 [music] 173 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,720 I have been looking for my own scared freshman 174 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:06,220 past my knowledge on two and you look like the kind of fellow who could use any kind of help 175 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:08,220 that anyone would offer. 176 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,740 So you just said? 177 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:11,740 Uh huh. 178 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:14,180 Alright, that's great man. 179 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:15,180 Sounds good. 180 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:16,580 This is gonna be fun. 181 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,740 Uh, where do we start? 182 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:21,340 Uh, hmm. 183 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:22,900 Roll number eight. 184 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:25,180 Bang anything that moves. 185 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:27,060 I mean, look out there. 186 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:28,060 White chick. 187 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,060 Black chick. 188 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:30,060 Skinny chick. 189 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,060 Ball chick. 190 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,540 Chicken wheel chair. 191 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,180 Bang 'em all. 192 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:38,060 Plow through 'em like they're freshly laid snow. 193 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:39,060 You know what? 194 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,060 And get weird too, man. 195 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,780 If you saw in all those CineMax movies when you were a kid. 196 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:44,820 'Cause let me tell you something. 197 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:48,620 These girls, they've got no parents, they've got no authority figures, and if they've 198 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:52,900 got a boyfriend, they're gonna cheat on 'em 'cause that's what you do in college. 199 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,100 Why are you doing this? 200 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:58,780 Because you gotta get it out of your system now because, man, one day you are gonna wake up 201 00:08:58,780 --> 00:09:04,940 married with a kid and a mortgage and something wrong with your colon, and you are gonna 202 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:07,380 wonder to yourself why? 203 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,620 Why didn't I take the opportunity? 204 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:16,500 And it's gonna take every ounce of strength in your hand, not to plunge that knife into your neck. 205 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,100 So do it now. 206 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,300 And stop staring at me like that 'cause you're freaking me out. 207 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:25,100 Then, what are you doing here? 208 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,100 What are you doing on campus? 209 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:31,500 I haven't seen you since last year since that party where you fell off the diving board 210 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,660 and hit that kid in the head. 211 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,660 You know what? 212 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:35,660 Why don't you stay here? 213 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:36,660 Watch Daddy. 214 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,660 Watch him work. 215 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,660 Good man. 216 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:41,660 What are you guys talking about? 217 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,660 I'm talking about power tools. 218 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:44,660 I don't know painters. 219 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:45,660 Yeah? 220 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:46,660 You like both of those, right? 221 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:47,660 Yeah? 222 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:49,660 I bet I can't see something. 223 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:50,660 But how'd you darken that? 224 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:53,660 Well, I'll take my run here, Miss Chloe. 225 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,660 Yes, I will, right here in front of me. 226 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:59,660 It's itching on Mr. Finn as Finn. 227 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:00,660 Hey. 228 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:07,660 He's just having himself stringed bad luck, so don't you mind him, nine? 229 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:10,660 Is this what you two do when I'm not here? 230 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:11,660 It's a little more... 231 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,660 No more accents! 232 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:17,660 It's not raising anybody's mood. 233 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:22,660 But that is. 234 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:29,660 Oh, but he's having a shitty day. 235 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:30,660 Is thinly tied our pants? 236 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,660 Enough! 237 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:32,660 Huh? 238 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:35,660 It is so hard to find good, healthy stands. 239 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:38,660 You own this place really? 240 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:41,660 Would you love me forever if I said it was? 241 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,660 Sweetheart, you couldn't last a hot second with me. 242 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:46,660 Oh, got him! 243 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:47,660 Yeah! 244 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:48,660 I'm sorry about that. 245 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,660 You got ourselves a firecracker here, ladies and gentlemen. 246 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:52,660 This, uh... 247 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:54,660 Jenny, call me Jenny. 248 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:57,660 Jenny, that is beautiful. 249 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:58,660 Can I call you Jenny? 250 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:02,660 Jenny, I am always up for competition. 251 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:03,660 I'm a competition. 252 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:04,660 I'm a competition. 253 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:05,660 I'm a competition. 254 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:06,660 Okay. 255 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,660 I'm a competition. 256 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:09,660 I'm a competition. 257 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:10,660 All right, Finn. 258 00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:12,660 Why don't we start with the game at pool first? 259 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,660 And then we go from there. 260 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:17,660 Shut the shot. 261 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:18,660 Shut the shot. 262 00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:19,660 Give me shot. 263 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,660 Yeah, yeah. 264 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:42,660 I think her ovaries might be showing. 265 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,660 Nice. 266 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:46,660 Oh. 267 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:51,660 Let's get out here before I have to buy me a new pool table. 268 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:52,660 Okay. 269 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:53,660 Okay. 270 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:54,660 What? 271 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:59,660 Thanks for the laughs, kids, but I have got something better. 272 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:01,660 Yeah, you got the thing part, right? 273 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:04,660 You're going to wrap it, champ, or you're going to be getting fucked in more ways than 274 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,660 one tonight. 275 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:08,660 I plan on it, except for the condom bullshit. 276 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:09,660 Later, fuckers. 277 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:11,660 Hey, see you've got some friends. 278 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,660 Hey, don't fuck. 279 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:15,660 Watch where I'm going, jerk-wadd. 280 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:18,660 Keep walking pussy. 281 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:19,660 Fucking bitch. 282 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,660 All right, bros, keys. 283 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,660 You ready to drink your faces off? 284 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,660 Yeah! 285 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,660 Fuck it. 286 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:26,660 Fuck it. 287 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,660 Fuck it. 288 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:28,660 Fuck it. 289 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,660 Good. 290 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,660 Mm. 291 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:31,660 I-- I got a pee. 292 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:32,660 Where's your bathroom? 293 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,660 Oh, you go upstairs on the right, and then just meet me in three or five. 294 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:35,660 Okay. 295 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:36,660 Okay. 296 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:37,660 Oh, my God. 297 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,660 Oh, fuck. 298 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:46,660 Oh. 299 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:47,660 Hey. 300 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,660 Hey, buddy, you see decided to come back. 301 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:50,660 God, listen. 302 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,660 She is not going to bang me as long as you are here. 303 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,660 You're a good guy, right? 304 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:55,660 Listen. 305 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:59,660 All about friends, help friends, huh? 306 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,660 I want you to be good, buddy. 307 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:03,660 I'm just-- 308 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:04,660 Just hook me up. 309 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,660 [GASPING] 310 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,660 [GASPING] 311 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,660 Okay. 312 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:08,660 Okay. 313 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:13,660 Hey, stud, did you start without me? 314 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,660 You see this, buddy? 315 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:15,660 How could I not? 316 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,660 [GASPING] 317 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:22,660 Okay. 318 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,660 Oh, God. 319 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:24,660 Oh, God. 320 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:25,660 Oh, God. 321 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,660 Oh, God. 322 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,660 Oh, God. 323 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:28,660 Oh, God. 324 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:29,660 Oh, God. 325 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:30,660 Oh, God. 326 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:31,660 Oh, God. 327 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,660 Oh, God. 328 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 329 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 330 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 331 00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:40,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 332 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,660 Yeah. 333 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:08,660 Yeah. 334 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:09,660 Yeah. 335 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,660 Yeah. 336 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:11,660 Yeah. 337 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,660 Yeah. 338 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:13,660 Yeah. 339 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:14,660 Oh, God. 340 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:15,660 Oh, God. 341 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,660 Oh, God. 342 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:17,660 Oh, God. 343 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,660 Oh, God. 344 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,660 Oh, God. 345 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:20,660 Okay. 346 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,660 Yeah, that was crazy. 347 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,660 Okay. 348 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:23,660 Oh, my God. 349 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:24,660 Oh, my God. 350 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:25,660 Oh, God. 351 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,660 Oh, God. 352 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:27,660 All right. 353 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,660 Here's another. 354 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 355 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:32,660 Oh, God. 356 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:33,660 Oh, God. 357 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:34,660 Oh, God. 358 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:35,660 Oh, God. 359 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,660 Oh, God. 360 00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:37,660 Oh, God. 361 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,660 Yeah. 362 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,660 Yeah, that's cool. 363 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:40,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 364 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:41,660 Oh, God. 365 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:42,660 Oh, God. 366 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:43,660 Oh, God. 367 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:44,660 Oh, God. 368 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,660 Oh, God. 369 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:46,660 Oh, God. 370 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,660 Oh, God. 371 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,660 Oh, God. 372 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,660 Oh, God. 373 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:50,660 Oh, God. 374 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:51,660 Oh, God. 375 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:52,660 Oh, God. 376 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:53,660 Oh, God. 377 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,660 Wow. 378 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,660 Look at the cat shit out. 379 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:57,660 My man. 380 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,660 So I'm gonna acquire the new efficiency center on going. 381 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:00,660 Wait. 382 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:01,660 You said what now? 383 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:02,660 What's new, Fincer? 384 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,660 Let me guess. 385 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,660 This year's roommates the worst one yet. 386 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,660 No. 387 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,660 Actually, little guy's quiet. 388 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,660 Keeps to himself. 389 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,660 Hey, Mom. 390 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,660 Hi. 391 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,660 Yeah, that's me. 392 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,660 Oh, I'm not okay. 393 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,660 No, I'm scared. 394 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:19,660 I'm really scared. 395 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,660 I think I freaked him out the other day though. 396 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:22,660 No, shit. 397 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,660 I think he saw my boner. 398 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,660 So what's up with that hole? 399 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:26,660 You hitting man. 400 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:27,660 You making a shit look ugly? 401 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,660 Oh, what? 402 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,660 Dude, I have lost like 10 pounds. 403 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:31,660 That's just the A. He's talking. 404 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,660 What I want to know is details. 405 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,660 The fish is a freak, right? 406 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:36,660 I know that. 407 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:37,660 This is a freak. 408 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:38,660 10 minute fish is a freak. 409 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:39,660 Catholic girl, what can I tell you? 410 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,660 I think it's gonna be a good year this year, fellas. 411 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:42,660 Hmm. 412 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:45,660 So we take classes are easier this year. 413 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,660 Uh, yeah. 414 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,660 Yeah? 415 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:49,660 Yeah. 416 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,660 You haven't gotten class yet, have you? 417 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,660 No. 418 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,660 No, no, no. 419 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,660 Listen, let Fincer worry about Fincer, all right? 420 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:57,660 Besides, there's more to life than school and grades. 421 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,660 Like treating STDs like kids trade Pokemon cards? 422 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,660 You know, I hope the two of you are in a car accident. 423 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:07,660 And then the car bursts into flames and the EMTs are able to pull your bodies out just in time to save your lives. 424 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:11,660 But the burns are so severe that mothers have to cover their children's eyes. 425 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:17,660 So it's to stop them from puking all over themselves because of look under your mutilated bodies. 426 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,660 Do you feel better? 427 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,660 Yeah, a little bit. 428 00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:51,660 [MUSIC] 429 00:16:51,660 --> 00:17:01,660 So I feel like the orangutan is like the ninja of the wild kingdom. 430 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:06,660 So you think the orangutan is like the lion of the wild kingdom? 431 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,660 It kind of is more like the lion than the lion. 432 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,660 Like the stealth lion. 433 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:11,660 Yes. 434 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:14,660 If you could take a lion and you like dressed him in black. 435 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,660 It would be my right. 436 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,660 And then dressed him in orange. 437 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,660 It would be in a right time. 438 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,660 It would be in orangutan. 439 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,660 Was he eat human flesh? 440 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:23,660 [SIGHS] 441 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:24,660 My orangutan would. 442 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:25,660 Okay. 443 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,660 If I were in a orangutan, I would eat human flesh. 444 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:28,660 Woo! 445 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,660 Ah, motherfucker. 446 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:31,660 What? 447 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,660 All right, gentlemen. 448 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,660 That's f*ckin' party. 449 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,660 But that's party first. 450 00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:38,660 Ah, oh, oh. 451 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,660 [LAUGHS] 452 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,660 Woo! 453 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,660 And last time they were here with you, it would turn around in the piss on her place. 454 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,660 Yeah, I recognize that dick anywhere. 455 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:48,660 I said a pretty gay, huh? 456 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:52,660 That shit fuckers back with his peanut butter-looking lap dog friends. 457 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,660 What do you say we kill them and serve them as next week's lunch special? 458 00:17:55,660 --> 00:18:01,660 Gentlemen, are you ready to get your drink on before we get a steak on? 459 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:02,660 Yay! 460 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:03,660 Hey! 461 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,660 Hey! 462 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:09,660 Hello, bar bitch. 463 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:12,660 Bring us around in beers and some shots. 464 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:16,660 My friends are thirsty and step on it, faces around here and getting any prettier. 465 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,660 He did not just call me bar bitch. 466 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:24,660 I swear to God, I'm gonna knife him in the f*cking eye hole. 467 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:25,660 Listen. 468 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:31,660 Why don't you just go over there, serving the shots and telling you you're closing up and you need to f*ck off. 469 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:34,660 [LAUGHS] 470 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:37,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 471 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,660 Every f*cking thing I do, I bring it to the table, I f*cking kill it. 472 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,660 Good to f*ckin' people. 473 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 474 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:47,660 Finally, the f*cking fool. 475 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 476 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,660 Is the sun for your treble dog face? 477 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,660 Oh. 478 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,660 That's plenty more where this came from. 479 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 480 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,660 But you're gonna have to work for it. 481 00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:58,660 Wow. 482 00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:01,660 I'm sure that's not the first time a man's face has been in your crotch. 483 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:02,660 Right boys? 484 00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:03,660 What? 485 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,660 Drink fast for closing in 10. 486 00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:09,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 487 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 488 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:25,660 This is so relaxing. 489 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,660 Say your all day. 490 00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,660 Oh, so. 491 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,660 What do you want for breakfast? 492 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,660 You king. 493 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:31,660 You king. 494 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,660 You old shit! 495 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,660 Oh my god. 496 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:34,660 Oh. 497 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 498 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,660 [LAUGHS] 499 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,660 You look like a zig. 500 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:43,660 Hey, you know what I'm telling you about a brother? 501 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,660 Is it so right? 502 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,660 [LAUGHS] 503 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:50,660 Looks like you got a lot on your hands right now. 504 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,660 I'm gonna leave. 505 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:52,660 No. 506 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,660 I miss you. 507 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,660 No. 508 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,660 Okay. 509 00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,660 Oh. 510 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:58,660 Oh. 511 00:19:58,660 --> 00:19:59,660 It's had fun. 512 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:01,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 513 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:07,660 So you missed me? 514 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:10,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] 515 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,660 You can talk, can't you? 516 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,660 All right. 517 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:15,660 See yourself. 518 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,660 I tried to leave. 519 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,660 My dad says that I have to stick it out no matter how horrible 520 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:22,660 my roommate is. 521 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:27,660 He says it's a growing experience and I will appreciate it later. 522 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,660 [LAUGHS] 523 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,660 Oh, shit. 524 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,660 [LAUGHS] 525 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:35,660 [LAUGHS] 526 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:42,660 Uh, listen, I don't remember much in the last couple of weeks. 527 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:46,660 You're years for that matter, but maybe I can do some things 528 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,660 to make this a little bit easier for you. 529 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:49,660 You know? 530 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:54,660 Here I can cut down on the crazy drug-filled escapades. 531 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,660 This is a girl in it for you, huh? 532 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,660 Huh? 533 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:58,660 Huh? 534 00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,660 Huh? 535 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,660 Okay. 536 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:05,620 How about I take you out and show you some of the hotspots. 537 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:10,620 Find your cute little nerdy girl so you can stop staring at me 538 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,620 like I fucking ate your parents. 539 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,620 We'll use the fresh air. 540 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:15,620 You want a drink? 541 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,620 [SIGHS] 542 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:22,620 You drink, don't you? 543 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:23,620 Really? 544 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,620 What do I do? 545 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,620 I'm 15. 546 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,620 Shut the fuck up. 547 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,620 What are you doing here? 548 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,620 I scored really high in a couple of tests. 549 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:35,620 My parents' counselor said high school will be away some of my time. 550 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:38,620 That's funny, I said the same thing to my guidance counselor. 551 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,620 You were like a... had a disease or something. 552 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,620 Kind of freaked me out. 553 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,620 Uh, yeah, you're just smart, man. That's cool. 554 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:46,620 I can deal with that. 555 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,620 Yeah, well, take you out. 556 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:52,620 I'm sure there's some girl out there dying to bang a 15-year-old mute. 557 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:53,620 [LAUGHS] 558 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:54,620 All right. 559 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:55,620 Come on, let's go. 560 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:57,620 [GROANS] 561 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,620 Don't you have glasses to go to? 562 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:00,620 Right, let's uh... 563 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,620 So the questions for the end. 564 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,620 [GROANS] 565 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:08,620 Okay, what the fuck is this shit? 566 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,620 You a little possum playing bastard? 567 00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:14,620 Oh, this is a little kind of game, 'cause this, how do you play this? 568 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,620 Who are you in the fucking pool club in your high school? 569 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,620 Nope. 570 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:21,620 Math club. It's a simple game of geometry and angles. 571 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:24,620 That's a simple game of shit, the fuck up. 572 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:26,620 Good God. 573 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:27,620 And what's the deal with your beer here? 574 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:28,620 I'm this lightweight shit. 575 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,620 What is this the first beer you ever had to? 576 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:31,620 Come on, drink it up. 577 00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:32,620 Drink, drink, drink. 578 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:33,620 Eh, that's right. 579 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,620 My mother's milk. 580 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:35,620 [GROANS] 581 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,620 So... 582 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:38,620 The one. 583 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,620 Shut your face. 584 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,620 A little fucking cheats. 585 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:42,620 Nice. 586 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,620 What is up? 587 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:45,620 White people! 588 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:46,620 Oh! 589 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:47,620 Damn! 590 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,620 Tallow the drink and age now! 591 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,620 Must have missed the sign on a win. 592 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,620 Nice move! 593 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,620 I know if one of these motherfuckers gets on line. 594 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:54,620 I know why the kick is ass. 595 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:55,620 Yeah, you hurt me! 596 00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:57,620 No, but really what's up? 597 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,620 There's my new roommate. 598 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,620 Oh, that's just on a smile. 599 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,620 Oh, that's cool. 600 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:04,620 Oh, that's been drinking for us. 601 00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:05,620 It's just first one. 602 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,620 [MUSIC] 603 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,620 [GUNSHOT] 604 00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:11,620 [GUNSHOT] 605 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:12,620 [GASP] 606 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:13,620 You guys want to get some shots? 607 00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:14,620 Yeah, we can do that. 608 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:15,620 Okay. 609 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:16,620 We'll get you back. 610 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:17,620 Come on in. 611 00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:18,620 [GASP] 612 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,620 Hey, your first hangover. 613 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:21,620 Congratulations. 614 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,620 Yay! 615 00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:26,620 Now, thank you for ready for rule number seven. 616 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,620 You keep drinking. 617 00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:29,620 You'll never be hungover. 618 00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:33,620 Now, you know what makes me feel better during a hangover? 619 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,620 No. 620 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:37,420 It's the one girl you want to see after a blackout. 621 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,620 And she goes by the name of Mary. 622 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,620 Hold on. 623 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,620 Oh, my God! 624 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:44,620 We're in all that come from! 625 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:45,620 [GASP] 626 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:46,620 [GASP] 627 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,620 [GASP] 628 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:48,620 [GASP] 629 00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:52,620 I guess we're going to have to work on this tolerance of yours. 630 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,620 Well, listen. 631 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,620 You rest up. 632 00:23:56,620 --> 00:24:00,620 I have gotten appointment with the old sperm catcher. 633 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:05,620 You stay here, drink up, and you will be right as rain in no time. 634 00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:06,620 All right? 635 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:07,620 So I should just put-- 636 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:08,620 Oh, I'll just take it with me. 637 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:09,620 Don't take it with me. 638 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:10,620 [GASP] 639 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:11,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 640 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,620 [GASP] 641 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:13,620 [GASP] 642 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,620 [GASP] 643 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,620 [GASP] 644 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:19,620 Oh, would you prefer it if I loved you and left you? 645 00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:20,620 [GASP] 646 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,620 [GASP] 647 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,620 You want to get lost or something? 648 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:25,620 Well, one time were you here. 649 00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:27,620 And you're sure I wasn't here. 650 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:29,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 651 00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:31,620 Doesn't sound like me. 652 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:33,620 All right, well then, yeah. 653 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:34,620 We'll just get together this weekend. 654 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,620 It's redefined weird sex. 655 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:39,620 You can poop on my balls and we'll call it the dirty squirrel. 656 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:44,620 [LAUGHTER] 657 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:45,620 Oh, wait, your series? 658 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:46,620 You got a paper? 659 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,620 Oh, that's stupid. 660 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,620 Okay. 661 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,620 Well, yeah, let's do it next week. 662 00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:51,120 Let's see when we get some of those track trophies. 663 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,620 And maybe we can do a little-- hello. 664 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:53,220 Hello? 665 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,020 Hello? 666 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:55,620 I'm sorry. 667 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:59,620 Are all girls crazy or is it just the ones I meet? 668 00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:00,220 Sorry, man. 669 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:01,620 Too shame at 'em. 670 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:02,620 Shit. 671 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:05,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 672 00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:08,620 That'd make one for you, but, you know, 673 00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:11,620 but it still smells pretty funky. 674 00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:13,620 No more verse for you, my friend. 675 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,620 Why they made the drinking age 21. 676 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:18,620 So you could build up a vid of a tower. 677 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,620 Hold that. 678 00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:24,620 But hey, listen, don't feel bad about throwing up. 679 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,620 Happens to everybody. 680 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,620 Not off half a beer, but-- 681 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:31,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 682 00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:35,620 You know what? 683 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,620 You sit there. 684 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:42,620 And those nights, the bathroom floor is your best friend. 685 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,620 You pray to God that the world will stop spending. 686 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:47,620 You even tell yourself you're going to quit drinking. 687 00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:50,620 Then you start feeling a little bit better. 688 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:53,620 Before you know it, you're right back on that same bathroom 689 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,620 floor of the following weekend. 690 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:56,620 Hold this. 691 00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:59,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 692 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:12,620 That is what we call building tolerance. 693 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:15,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 694 00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:16,620 Builds character, too. 695 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:20,620 So you got that look forward to, man. 696 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,620 All right, I am out of here. 697 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:27,620 But you have yourself a good time. 698 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,620 Play safe. 699 00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:30,620 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 700 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:35,620 God, damn it. 701 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:38,620 Do you want to come with me? 702 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:39,620 Yeah. 703 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:40,620 I thought you would. 704 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:43,620 How the fuck am I supposed to get you in the bar? 705 00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:45,620 15, you look like you're 10. 706 00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:47,620 Oh, I got it. 707 00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:49,620 Hello, Finnegan and Michael Walsh. 708 00:26:49,620 --> 00:27:02,620 There it is. 709 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:06,620 My idea from when I was 16 reminds me of another rule. 710 00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:08,620 Always get yourself a good idea. 711 00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:11,620 Bit expired, but damn it. 712 00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:15,620 Ah, damn my sexy mustache. 713 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:16,620 What do we do? 714 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:17,620 No, I got it. 715 00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:18,620 All right, I got it. 716 00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:21,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 717 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:27,620 Ah, OK. 718 00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:31,620 So last Halloween, I was co-cheese from the Beastie Boys video. 719 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:33,620 There you go. 720 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,620 Keep that guy on and hey, look at me. 721 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:37,620 Look at me. 722 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,620 Yeah, I will have fun anyway. 723 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:39,620 Come on, let's go. 724 00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:44,620 OK, listen up. 725 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,620 You want to get in? 726 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,620 First things first, this is all about confidence. 727 00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:49,620 I know it's just can smell fear like shit. 728 00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:51,620 OK, so just look natural. 729 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:53,620 Act natural. 730 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:55,620 Get up there and say, hey, how you doing? 731 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:56,620 How many ID? 732 00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:57,620 Act casual. 733 00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,620 OK, and we go a few pieces back, which is good to see 734 00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:00,620 my big twice. 735 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:02,620 Even the bathroom, we get inside. 736 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:03,620 ID. 737 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:04,620 ID. 738 00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:06,620 ID. 739 00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:07,620 ID. 740 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:08,620 ID. 741 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,620 That mustache make you deaf. 742 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:13,620 No ID times to get the fuck out of my line. 743 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:17,620 What the hell was that? 744 00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,620 Did you listen to a single word I said? 745 00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:20,620 You go, I come to the guy. 746 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:22,620 You hand him your ID and you say hi. 747 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,620 God damn it, I don't even know if there's a point to doing this. 748 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:30,620 Do you think you can give this a shot? 749 00:28:30,620 --> 00:28:31,620 OK, practice run. 750 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:33,620 Give me your ID. 751 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:34,620 Hmm. 752 00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:35,620 Hello, young man. 753 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:36,620 What's your name? 754 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,620 Tell me. 755 00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:39,620 Tell me. 756 00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:45,620 You're not really getting the concept here. 757 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:46,620 You're pretending to be me. 758 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:47,620 You've got my ID. 759 00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:49,620 You use my name, right? 760 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:53,620 OK, let's try again someplace else. 761 00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:54,620 Come on. 762 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:58,620 OK, come here, come here. 763 00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:01,620 OK, listen, I'll be until now your delivery's been pretty much shit. 764 00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:03,620 So I went ahead and thought of a plan B. 765 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:04,620 Oh, there you go. 766 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,620 All right, it's going to be way better than you. 767 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,620 Staring, dumbly door guys all night. 768 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,620 So come on, come on. 769 00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:09,620 Quick, quick, come on, come on. 770 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:11,620 OK, one, two, three, there we go. 771 00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:12,620 There we go. 772 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,620 There we go. 773 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,620 [SCREAMING] 774 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,620 [SCREAMING] 775 00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:23,620 You OK? 776 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,620 You're good. 777 00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:32,620 Hey, man. 778 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:34,620 What happened to you? 779 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,620 I was looking for you all night. 780 00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:37,620 You happened to me. 781 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:40,620 You threw me through the window of a girl's restroom. 782 00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:48,620 Did you get any digits? 783 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,620 Hey, listen, listen, man. 784 00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:52,620 OK, maybe. 785 00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:58,620 Maybe going picking up chicks and bars isn't for you, but tomorrow, 786 00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:01,620 I am going to teach you how to pick up chicks in the classroom. 787 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:04,620 All right, it's going to be fun. 788 00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:06,620 High five, five it out. 789 00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:08,620 Big five behind you. 790 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:10,620 Hit the five. 791 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:12,620 One, two, three, four, five. 792 00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:14,620 Boom, come on, slap it up. 793 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:15,620 Big slappy. 794 00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:24,620 I love the smell of freshman in the morning. 795 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:25,620 Hey, come on. 796 00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:26,620 That's all upset about that, are you? 797 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:27,620 Huh? 798 00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:32,620 Hey, scumbag, what are you doing in my classroom? 799 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,620 Well, it's good to see you too, sir. 800 00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:39,620 I am actually in this class, but I have a few deaths in the family. 801 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:42,620 Took some time off, but you know what? 802 00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:43,620 I'm back. 803 00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:46,620 The tears are dry, and I'm ready to learn, sir. 804 00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:48,620 Oh, cut the crap, pal. 805 00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:51,620 You're skating on real thin ice here. 806 00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:52,620 You little-- 807 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:55,620 Well, you see, sir, I'm actually hoping that that ice will thicken 808 00:30:55,620 --> 00:31:04,620 with the winter months coming, and then I can go ahead and skate right 809 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:05,620 on through until spring. 810 00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:07,620 Mmm, smart guy. 811 00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:10,620 We'll see who's laughing when you're cleaning crap off of a 812 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,620 burger king bathroom store. 813 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,620 But your students are here to learn. 814 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:16,620 Us home. 815 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:19,620 And if you make so much as a peep, I'm going to bounce this mug 816 00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:23,620 off your head so hard that you will wake up retarded. 817 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:27,620 Do you get me shit for brains? 818 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:30,620 Yes, sir. 819 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,620 I love it when you talk, dirty. 820 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:33,620 You know, it's funny. 821 00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:36,620 I was just mentioning to this guy about how I was going to give up 822 00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:37,620 talking. 823 00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:39,620 So, uh, we cool, huh? 824 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:41,620 Leave my sight. 825 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:42,620 Okay. 826 00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:53,620 So, this is where all the girls hide during the day, huh? 827 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,620 Okay, Junior. 828 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:57,620 This is how it's done. 829 00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:58,620 All right. 830 00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:00,620 Rule 5. 831 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:01,620 Point 5. 832 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,620 Girls love a confident guy. 833 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:08,620 Okay, a confident, cool, but sensitive guy. 834 00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:10,620 Hey there, princess. 835 00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:13,620 I, uh, save a seat here for you. 836 00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:18,620 What a bitch. 837 00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:21,620 Listen, I bet you never even talked to a girl in creep. 838 00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:23,620 I'll see you do better. 839 00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:28,620 Oh, my God. 840 00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:31,620 Are you going to make her circle, yes or no? 841 00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:34,620 Do you think I'm cute, note? 842 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,620 It is a do you think I'm cute, note? 843 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:40,620 Oh, Pee, we know. 844 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:42,620 You have so much to learn. 845 00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:45,620 That sort of thing doesn't work with girls who have things like 846 00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:46,620 boobs. 847 00:32:46,620 --> 00:33:04,620 I told you so. 848 00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:09,620 You really think that was going to work? 849 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,620 You're writing another one. 850 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:13,620 You did learn your lesson on the first one. 851 00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:18,620 You're going to make his both look like assholes. 852 00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:20,620 So this is happening. 853 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:23,620 Oh, sorry. 854 00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:37,620 Oh, she had you in bed. 855 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:39,620 What did you put in there? 856 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:43,620 No, I'm not sure. 857 00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:45,620 Look at these notes. 858 00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:49,620 Freaky fat kid up there kept passing me. 859 00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:54,620 Yeah, that kid is a freak. 860 00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:57,620 Oh, the kids. 861 00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:02,620 We just glad that her little boy a few-wing better. 862 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:05,620 When I talked to Daddy. 863 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:06,620 Mm-hmm. 864 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:07,620 Okay. 865 00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:09,620 George. 866 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:11,620 George. 867 00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:16,620 George! 868 00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:19,620 Daddy would have to call you later, okay? 869 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:20,620 Okay, Mommy. 870 00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:21,620 I really got a sequel. 871 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:22,620 I'm going to go. 872 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:23,620 Okay, I love you. 873 00:34:23,620 --> 00:34:26,620 Okay, sweetie bye bye now. 874 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:28,620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 875 00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:30,620 I'm going to go. 876 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:33,620 Oh, my brother. 877 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:37,620 How did he turn this thing off? 878 00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:40,620 That's got to be it. 879 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,620 Yeah. 880 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:47,620 Oh, yes. 881 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:50,620 Oh, George. 882 00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:55,620 Oh, George. 883 00:34:55,620 --> 00:35:00,620 The pepperizer you remembered. 884 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,620 Oh, yes. 885 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:02,620 Oh, yes. 886 00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:03,620 Oh, yes. 887 00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:04,620 Oh, yes. 888 00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:06,620 Jerry, after job breakers, too. 889 00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:11,620 Bring out his fake liquor and then to law the car. 890 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:14,620 Wow, man, you weren't just fucked up shit. 891 00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:19,620 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 892 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:23,620 This is like a Dixa hazard with Roscoe Peak Old Trent. 893 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,620 Who is it? 894 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:25,620 Donates. 895 00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:28,620 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 896 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:29,620 Don't worry, man. 897 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:30,620 We all have a thing. 898 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:31,620 It's okay. 899 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:35,620 No, no, no, no, no, no. 900 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,620 You just no need to be embarrassed. 901 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:40,620 Look out for my parents. 902 00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:43,620 Okay, that's pretty weird. 903 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:46,620 Why do you have a porno with your parents fucking? 904 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:49,620 Oh, gross. 905 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:54,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 906 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:58,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 907 00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:01,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 908 00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:04,620 Smells weird in here. 909 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,620 Like trees or something. 910 00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:09,620 Yeah, I went for a hike. 911 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:12,620 Because I wanted to-- you should try it sometimes. 912 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:13,620 It's a nature. 913 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:19,620 You take the hike, dick fur brains, and take your mail to. 914 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:22,620 I'll leave you to lovebirds alone now. 915 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:28,620 You're not going to read your mail? 916 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:30,620 It's just bills or junk mail. 917 00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:31,620 You don't have any bills. 918 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,620 Would you get to be so chatty? 919 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:38,620 Aside from the school, um, nothing I want to read. 920 00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:39,620 Aren't you curious? 921 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,620 You're so interested to be my guest. 922 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:44,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 923 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:51,620 So? 924 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,620 I thought you were curious. 925 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:55,620 Oh, shit. 926 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,620 It isn't good news. 927 00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:58,620 See? 928 00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:00,620 I fucking told you so. 929 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:03,620 You might want to read this. 930 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:04,620 So do you want to read it? 931 00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:05,620 So for it! 932 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:07,620 So basically, it says that you have to get an answer. 933 00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:08,620 You have to get an answer. 934 00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:09,620 Every single one of you midterms. 935 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,620 Oh, you're going to get a flunk out of school. 936 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:16,620 Well, they did it. 937 00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:19,620 I always thought they were bluffing just to make me work harder. 938 00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:21,620 That's not fair. 939 00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:28,620 It's just not fair for I had school and I had nothing. 940 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:32,620 My whole life was a heck of me, but not-- 941 00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:34,620 Give me this. 942 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,620 Feel better? 943 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,620 Mr. Questions? 944 00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:39,620 Hey, Bradside, you have the whole place yourself here pretty soon. 945 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:49,620 Regulators. 946 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:50,620 Mount? 947 00:37:50,620 --> 00:37:51,620 Ah! 948 00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:52,620 We're going to party it together. 949 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:53,620 Let's do this. 950 00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:56,620 Um, I'm working. 951 00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,620 Plus, I have a thing about going to parties before noon. 952 00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,620 Don't be an idiot! 953 00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:01,620 Let's go get drunk! 954 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:04,620 I just opened and there are people here already. 955 00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:05,620 You don't say. 956 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:08,620 Excuse me. 957 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,620 Just look infected to you. 958 00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:12,620 Dear God, in heaven. 959 00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:13,620 Yeah. 960 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,620 Oh! 961 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,620 You bastard. 962 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:19,620 Well, this I could use a day of nonsense. 963 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:21,620 That's all I can promise. 964 00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:32,620 So, this is what I missed out on by not going to college. 965 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:41,620 Hey, try not to get too drunk and make a bunch of dudes, okay? 966 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:44,620 Just make sure I don't get murdered, will you guys? 967 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:46,620 You're my kid. 968 00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:47,620 Oh, you're my kid. 969 00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:49,620 You're my kid. 970 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,620 Wonderful. 971 00:38:50,620 --> 00:39:00,620 Are you next little guy? 972 00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:01,620 Mm-hmm. 973 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:04,620 All right, this guy says he's next. 974 00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:05,620 Wow! 975 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:08,620 That's right, ladies, Andre is a malabola. 976 00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:09,620 The route. 977 00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,620 Get your back. 978 00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:13,620 Get your back. 979 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:21,620 Mm-hmm. 980 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:22,620 No, buddy. 981 00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:23,620 Those are big boy balloons. 982 00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:24,620 Stay away from them. 983 00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:25,620 Oh! 984 00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:26,620 You get putch on the ball. 985 00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:27,620 Let them putch on! 986 00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:28,620 What the hell! 987 00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:29,620 David, what did you do there? 988 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:30,620 You get. 989 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,620 Putch on the ball! 990 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:38,620 Putch on the ball! 991 00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:43,620 Y'all, nice hat, douche. 992 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:45,620 All right, rule number five. 993 00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:47,620 I'll always be one of the everywhere you go. 994 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:49,620 Okay, go on and for suckers and fresh, man. 995 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:52,620 Shoulders pull that out of your ass? 996 00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:56,620 Oh, it's good! 997 00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:57,620 Yeah! 998 00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:59,620 Now, see, that's what I'm talking about. 999 00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:01,620 See, you bitch, niches, laughs! 1000 00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:02,620 I'm gonna take this shit. 1001 00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:03,620 I have some money. 1002 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:04,620 Mm-hmm. 1003 00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:06,620 All right, you two can stick with me. 1004 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:08,620 I'll show you how it's done. 1005 00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:10,620 Let me not go caramelized. 1006 00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:11,620 I know, I know. 1007 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:13,620 I feel what you're going through. 1008 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,620 I feel what you're going through. 1009 00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:17,620 I'm not going through. 1010 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:21,620 Yeah, it's breaking out the hole and bringing in the heel. 1011 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,620 Dance for me. 1012 00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:25,620 Dance for me. 1013 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,620 You either got the-- 1014 00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:27,620 Yeah! 1015 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:28,620 Get up! 1016 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:29,620 Yeah! 1017 00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:30,620 Get up! 1018 00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:31,620 Come on! 1019 00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:32,620 Yeah! 1020 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:33,620 Get up! 1021 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:38,620 Rock it, truffle, truffle, fake, roll, keep it, keep it tight, tight, tight. 1022 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:40,620 Oh, fuck. 1023 00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:44,620 Tonight, tonight, you bitch and see. 1024 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:47,620 Oh, it's a boom, suckers! 1025 00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:48,620 Oh, lady, fuck it. 1026 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:49,620 Put it out tonight. 1027 00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:50,620 Oh, let me a pause. 1028 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,620 You hit a bit of a horn before. 1029 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:53,620 It's in. 1030 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:54,620 Boom, suckers! 1031 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,620 Oh, my God. 1032 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,620 This is a hot hand. 1033 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,620 It's a hot hand. 1034 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:58,620 Come on, man. 1035 00:40:58,620 --> 00:40:59,620 I need you. 1036 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:00,620 Come here, man. 1037 00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,620 Why would I want to do that? 1038 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,620 You know, I'd definitely hit it. 1039 00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,620 It's like you ain't doing it once I can not trash. 1040 00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:06,620 Sounds like that could be a bad thing. 1041 00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:07,620 Yeah. 1042 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:08,620 Wait, wait, wait. 1043 00:41:08,620 --> 00:41:09,620 Where are you going? 1044 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:10,620 You come on. 1045 00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:11,620 Come on. 1046 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:13,620 Excuse me. 1047 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:17,620 Do either of you know where the dirty fucking Horabag section is? 1048 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:19,620 Oh, Jenny, I didn't see you there. 1049 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,620 It must be here. 1050 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:21,620 Oh, my friend. 1051 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:24,620 You're writing a paper this weekend? 1052 00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:26,620 About that paper. 1053 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:29,620 See, you were kind of my inspiration. 1054 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:34,620 My teacher assigned me to do a paper about a guy who was the college to party instead of 1055 00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:35,620 learn. 1056 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:36,620 So I went to the campus bar. 1057 00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:37,620 The only one opened before noon. 1058 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:38,620 And there you were. 1059 00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:40,620 But see, I had a great time. 1060 00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:41,620 Don't get me wrong. 1061 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,620 And the class loved it. 1062 00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:45,620 I learned a lot of things I didn't want to know. 1063 00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:46,620 And I got an A. 1064 00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:51,620 But now that the paper's done, so are we. 1065 00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:53,620 She Hor! 1066 00:41:53,620 --> 00:41:54,620 Hey! 1067 00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,620 You think I must come back? 1068 00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:57,620 You hoard yourself out for a paper. 1069 00:41:57,620 --> 00:41:58,620 Correction. 1070 00:41:58,620 --> 00:42:00,620 I hoard myself out for an A. 1071 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:02,620 Get out of here, asshole. 1072 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,620 Take your midget friend and go cry somewhere else. 1073 00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:07,620 Oh, hey, believe the old broad. 1074 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:10,620 Think my boys are starting to take a leg and you're hurt. 1075 00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:11,620 She's like 40. 1076 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,620 Oh, my God, so old. 1077 00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:13,620 [LAUGHS] 1078 00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:20,620 Did you just flick me? 1079 00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:22,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1080 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:24,620 [LAUGHS] 1081 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:25,620 [LAUGHS] 1082 00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:26,620 [LAUGHS] 1083 00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:29,620 Guys, take this fuck outside. 1084 00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:31,620 I'll keep you something to cry about. 1085 00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:32,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1086 00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:36,620 You know, I didn't plan on fucking anyone up tonight. 1087 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:38,620 Those plans just changed. 1088 00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:40,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1089 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:41,620 [LAUGHS] 1090 00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:42,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1091 00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:43,620 Oh, gee, okay, come on. 1092 00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:44,620 Yeah, bitch. 1093 00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:45,620 [LAUGHS] 1094 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:46,620 Fuck it, sir. 1095 00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:47,620 [LAUGHS] 1096 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:48,620 [LAUGHS] 1097 00:42:48,620 --> 00:42:49,620 [LAUGHS] 1098 00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:51,620 [LAUGHS] 1099 00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:52,620 [LAUGHS] 1100 00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:55,620 Oh, I am an impressive specimen. 1101 00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:56,620 What's up with you? 1102 00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:57,620 Yeah! 1103 00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:58,620 No, no, no, no. 1104 00:42:58,620 --> 00:42:59,620 It's V-P. 1105 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,620 There's no rules. 1106 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:02,620 [LAUGHS] 1107 00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:03,620 Oh, that damn-- 1108 00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:04,620 [LAUGHS] 1109 00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:05,620 [LAUGHS] 1110 00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:06,620 Oh, no, no. 1111 00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:08,620 Ah, come on, go, go! 1112 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:09,620 [LAUGHS] 1113 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:12,620 I'm sorry to break a full of fun here. 1114 00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:16,620 You two gentlemen over to the side of the house. 1115 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:18,620 Put your hand on the wall. 1116 00:43:18,620 --> 00:43:20,620 I-D's Bello's I-D's. 1117 00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:22,620 Bring them out. 1118 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:23,620 Let's go. 1119 00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1120 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,620 This ain't over. 1121 00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:27,620 I think I'll do this one. 1122 00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:29,620 Whoa, hell. 1123 00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:31,620 Who doesn't land under a calski? 1124 00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:33,620 [LAUGHS] 1125 00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:36,620 You know, you shouldn't be grab-ass in half way through the season. 1126 00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:38,620 You guys, I'm sorry. 1127 00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:41,620 This guy here made a Polish joke. 1128 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:42,620 All right, that's my heritage. 1129 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,620 I can't stand for that. 1130 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,620 Coach doesn't have to hear about this, does he? 1131 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,620 Hey, where the bad guy is, McDaniel? 1132 00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:50,620 Hey, hands on the wall. 1133 00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:51,620 What did I tell you about that? 1134 00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:52,620 Keep your hands on the wall. 1135 00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:55,620 I almost teased you right in the balls. 1136 00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:58,620 Look, we know it's a big game coming up. 1137 00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:01,620 We're gonna let it slide this week, all right? 1138 00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,620 But we see either of you two again. 1139 00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:05,620 Especially you punk. 1140 00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:07,620 You're gonna be answering to the judge in the morning. 1141 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:08,620 Not to us. 1142 00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:09,620 I'll make sure that doesn't happen, sir. 1143 00:44:09,620 --> 00:44:10,620 Thank you so much. 1144 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,620 Make sure we don't see you again. 1145 00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:14,620 Except maybe on the field, huh? 1146 00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:16,620 [LAUGHS] 1147 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:18,620 You guys coming up this weekend? 1148 00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:20,620 Well, take some tickets. 1149 00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:21,620 I've met the box office. 1150 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:22,620 He's doing a great job, guys. 1151 00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:25,620 And may I say, excellent notstashes. 1152 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:26,620 Fantastic. 1153 00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:30,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1154 00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:32,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1155 00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:34,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1156 00:44:34,620 --> 00:44:36,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1157 00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:38,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1158 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:40,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1159 00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:42,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1160 00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:44,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1161 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1162 00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:48,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1163 00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:50,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1164 00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:52,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1165 00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:54,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1166 00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:56,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1167 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1168 00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:00,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1169 00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:02,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1170 00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:04,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1171 00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:06,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1172 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1173 00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:10,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1174 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1175 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:24,660 [ Music ] 1176 00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:34,080 [ Music ] 1177 00:45:34,080 --> 00:46:02,080 [ Music ] 1178 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:26,080 [ Music ] 1179 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:33,080 [ Music ] 1180 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:40,080 [ Music ] 1181 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:49,080 [ Music ] 1182 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:59,080 [ Music ] 1183 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:04,080 [ Music ] 1184 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:13,080 [ Music ] 1185 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:20,080 [ Music ] 1186 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,080 [ Music ] 1187 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:27,080 [ Music ] 1188 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:32,080 [ Music ] 1189 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:38,080 [ Music ] 1190 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:45,080 [ Music ] 1191 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,080 [ Music ] 1192 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:53,080 [ Music ] 1193 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:58,080 [ Music ] 1194 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:03,080 [ Music ] 1195 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,080 [ Music ] 1196 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:17,080 [ Music ] 1197 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,080 [ Music ] 1198 00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,080 Hey. 1199 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:25,080 Any other big man? 1200 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,080 Where you been? 1201 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,080 Do you have it been to class in over a week? 1202 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:32,080 You're going to get kicked out of your own turn yourself around right now. 1203 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,080 I'm done, man. 1204 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,080 I'm done with the whole thing. 1205 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,080 Hey! 1206 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:42,080 You put me through hell and I wanted to give up, but I had to suck it up and move back into the cell 1207 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,080 hole with your crazy ass. 1208 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:49,080 You haven't done a goddamn thing, but feel sorry for yourself and you're giving up. 1209 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,080 You haven't even tried and you're quitting. 1210 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,080 Well, forget that asshole. 1211 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,080 Your ass is going to start trying. 1212 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,080 Are you going to let the skis back ruin your life? 1213 00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,080 Or are you going to go out there and pop a load of truth in her ass? 1214 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:08,080 At least put forth a little bit of effort so that if you fail, you'll know it's because you're a dumb shit and not a pussy! 1215 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:14,080 People keep telling you to stand up for myself, but you don't know who I am. 1216 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,080 You're the only friend I've ever had, Finn. 1217 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:21,080 And I'll be damned if I'm going to let my first friend take off and tear his life apart. 1218 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:26,080 Oh, are you going to get up off your ass and get to work? 1219 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,080 [ Sighs ] 1220 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,080 Well... 1221 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:34,080 No, I will! Get your ass up before I kick your ass up! 1222 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,080 [ Sighs ] 1223 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,080 You're right. 1224 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,080 Rule three and four. 1225 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:45,080 Surround yourself with good people and good things happen to you. 1226 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,080 Surround yourself with crazy bitches and... 1227 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,080 You end up on the floor. 1228 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,080 I'm really sorry about everything. 1229 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,080 You know, you're a good guy, Toby. 1230 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,080 You're a really good friend. 1231 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:06,080 Okay. 1232 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,080 Drink this, clean yourself up. 1233 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,080 And we'll get started. 1234 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:15,080 [ Laughs ] 1235 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,080 I got you back, bitch! 1236 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,080 [ Laughs ] 1237 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,080 I respect that. 1238 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,080 About played. 1239 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:45,080 [ Music ] 1240 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,080 Yeah! 1241 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,080 [ Laughs ] 1242 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:55,080 [ Music ] 1243 00:50:55,080 --> 00:51:02,080 [ Music ] 1244 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:09,080 [ Music ] 1245 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:16,080 [ Music ] 1246 00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:42,080 [ Music ] 1247 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:47,080 I think I got this. 1248 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:53,080 Still gonna make a cheat sheet in case of a brain shark, but, yeah, I think I got this. 1249 00:51:53,080 --> 00:52:06,080 [ Music ] 1250 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,080 Hey, you gotta admit, I'm... 1251 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,080 You're gonna better, right? 1252 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,080 Not if I have anything to say about it. 1253 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,080 That's not cool, man. 1254 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:20,080 I'm not paid to get cool, man. 1255 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:27,080 I'm paid to make sure that scumbags like you don't have the chance to screw up this wonderful country of ours. 1256 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:33,080 Now take your seat. You are polluting my breathing room and you're late. 1257 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:40,080 [ Music ] 1258 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,080 I'm gonna finish this class. 1259 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:47,080 [ Music ] 1260 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,080 We'll be having a study session for next week's midterms. 1261 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:55,080 I will be giving out study sheets and you can study either in groups or individually. 1262 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,080 If anyone has any questions, just come up and ask me. 1263 00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,080 Hey, you work with those if you want. 1264 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,080 It's got a tardin' smart. 1265 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,080 Cool. 1266 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:10,080 [ Music ] 1267 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:15,080 Oh, so, I totally saw that whole thing go down between you and that jock guy. 1268 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,080 I thought he was gonna murder you. 1269 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,080 I mean, that was so crazy. 1270 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,080 So, what, he likes to steal your girlfriend or something? 1271 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,080 No, actually, that's his sister. 1272 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:29,080 And I said it's not cool for you to be banging your sister. 1273 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,080 But I guess wherever they come from, it's cool. 1274 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,080 Oh, you, that's really gross. 1275 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:40,080 So, are you guys going to that November Fest Kagger next weekend? 1276 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,080 It's gonna be like another mega-rager. 1277 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:50,080 I can't because I have a few tests that I have to take. 1278 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,080 You know, you're gonna get back in good standing at school? 1279 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,080 No, next weekend. 1280 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,080 In terms of gonna be over, you gotta go. 1281 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,080 It's gonna be like the awesomest, awesomest party ever. 1282 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,080 When you put it like that, how can I say no? 1283 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,080 Look at you! 1284 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:09,080 Dude, isn't true November Fest is amazing. 1285 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,080 Yeah. 1286 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,080 There was one time, third year sophomore year. 1287 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,080 I tried to stay drunk for an entire month, but as it turns out, 1288 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,080 the school campus did not think it was as sweet as I did. 1289 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:23,080 [ Music ] 1290 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,080 That's it. 1291 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,080 I'm done. 1292 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:28,080 I'm feeling my brain pulsating. 1293 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,080 I think it wants out. 1294 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,080 Hey, let's go to the bar. 1295 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,080 Grab a beer. 1296 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,080 Relax. 1297 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,080 Say hi to everybody. 1298 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,080 That might be the worst idea you've ever had. 1299 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,080 Well, maybe not the worst, but it's certainly up there. 1300 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:44,080 You have your first and most important test of your life in the morning. 1301 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,080 It's late, all right? 1302 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:48,080 We deserve something for all the hard work we've been doing. 1303 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,080 Shh! 1304 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,080 Shut up, homeless Jesus. 1305 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,080 Yeah, it's right. 1306 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,080 Turn around. 1307 00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,080 Listen, I promise. 1308 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,080 I will just have one, okay? 1309 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,080 Anything else we can put in all this hard work? 1310 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,080 Bust my ass, just to blow it, huh? 1311 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,080 You don't know me. 1312 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,080 A guy damn thing. 1313 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,080 But if I ever need my wife, 1314 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:10,080 raped and murdered, you better have my back. 1315 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,080 So then he says that the drunk and homeless guy, 1316 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,080 that's fine. 1317 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,080 Just go to the right house first. 1318 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,080 Boom! 1319 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,080 Ah? 1320 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,080 You ready, Gator? 1321 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,080 About two jokes ago. 1322 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,080 All right, all right, can we five minutes? 1323 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,080 I got my talents off itself, be true. 1324 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,080 I know. 1325 00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,080 I really think he's gonna fuck me. 1326 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,080 Hey, I'm girl. 1327 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,080 You know how many in the books do lately? 1328 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:35,080 No, I really think he's gonna fuck me. 1329 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,080 Hey, I'm girl. 1330 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,080 You know how many in the books do lately? 1331 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,080 No, that meat had creeped just walked in. 1332 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,080 Oh, fuck me. 1333 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:46,080 You guys are crazy if you think I'm serving you, so why don't you just leave? 1334 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,080 Hey, truth. 1335 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,080 All right? 1336 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,080 We don't mean any harm. 1337 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,080 Just came by to say hi. 1338 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,080 We had some drinks with our friends. 1339 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,080 Hey, speaking of which, 1340 00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,080 who's my friend from the other night? 1341 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,080 To go home and shut. 1342 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,080 In the fucking face. 1343 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,080 [screaming] 1344 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,080 Yeah! 1345 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:08,080 Well, he's not here, and as far as I'm concerned, 1346 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,080 neither are you. 1347 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,080 So why don't you take your business elsewhere, dickhold? 1348 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,080 You know, it's gonna be really hard for our relationship to boss, 1349 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,080 and if you keep shutting me out like this, 1350 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,080 it's gonna be a good thing to do. 1351 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1352 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1353 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1354 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1355 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1356 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1357 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1358 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1359 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1360 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1361 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1362 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1363 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1364 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1365 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1366 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1367 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,080 It's gonna be a good thing to do. 1368 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,080 Sorry. 1369 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,080 I was cursed with two left feet. 1370 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,080 Is that right? 1371 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,080 I'm not gonna be cursed with two black eyes, dickhead. 1372 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,080 Oh! 1373 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,080 It's like my sister. 1374 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,080 She's gonna pause me. 1375 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,080 God, damn it. 1376 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,080 You just don't know where to shut the fuck up, do you? 1377 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,080 Don't! 1378 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,080 Oh! 1379 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,080 Bam! 1380 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,080 Bam! 1381 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,080 Yeah. 1382 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,080 Where's the clever comeback now, funny boy? 1383 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,080 Cute out, run. 1384 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,080 Cute out. 1385 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:05,080 Cute. 1386 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,080 Come on, baby. 1387 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,080 So who's giving me an FJ first? 1388 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,080 [LAUGHTER] 1389 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,080 You guys will never guess what I just did. 1390 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,080 I beat the crap out of this douchebag jock. 1391 00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,080 [LAUGHTER] 1392 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,080 I'm so strong. 1393 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,080 I don't know. 1394 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,080 And then I win. 1395 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,080 I ain't stole my test. 1396 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,080 Isn't that right, teach? 1397 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,080 [LAUGHTER] 1398 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,080 That's right, get in here. 1399 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,080 Wait, why'd we stop? 1400 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,080 What's happening? 1401 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,080 Hey. 1402 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,080 What? 1403 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:37,080 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1404 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,080 Ah, crap, it's a dream. 1405 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,080 Hey, wakey, wakey. 1406 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,080 Time to go. 1407 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,080 Hey, ah. 1408 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,080 You messed up trickface. 1409 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,080 We warned you. 1410 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,080 You gotta go talk to the judge tomorrow. 1411 00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,080 No, guys, no, no, no, tomorrow. 1412 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,080 Listen, I think there's a test. 1413 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,080 I've got a pass tomorrow. 1414 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,080 Oh, great. 1415 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,080 Well, we gave you a test too, and you failed. 1416 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,080 Let's go. 1417 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,080 Let's go! 1418 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,080 Let's go, let's go! 1419 00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,080 That's holes! 1420 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,080 Don't resist. 1421 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,080 I'm in the way. 1422 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,080 Thanks for the tickets. 1423 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,580 Those are great seats. 1424 00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:04,960 Any time, sir. 1425 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:05,800 Thanks for stopping in. 1426 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,960 I feel safe already. 1427 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,920 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, nice. 1428 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:10,240 It's cool. 1429 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,240 It's all bad, everything, man. 1430 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,560 Just stay here. 1431 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,160 We'll be cool. 1432 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,480 Talk about some fit. 1433 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,480 God damn it. 1434 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1435 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1436 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1437 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1438 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1439 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1440 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1441 00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1442 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:43,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1443 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1444 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1445 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1446 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1447 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1448 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1449 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1450 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,480 Can't believe this happened. 1451 00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,480 It's all I worked on the shitter. 1452 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:09,480 I hope that jock ass hook gets stomach cancer and dies a slow painful death. 1453 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,480 I'll visit him in the hospital every day and remind him he's going to die soon. 1454 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,480 How are you laughing right now? 1455 00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,480 I missed my test this morning, so, you know, that's it. 1456 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,480 I'm out of school. 1457 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1458 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1459 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,480 I just want to get for trying. 1460 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,480 What the fuck? 1461 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:26,480 This is funny to you? 1462 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,480 Did you hear me? 1463 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,480 I missed my goddamn test this morning, so that's it. 1464 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,480 It's over. 1465 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1466 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:35,480 Technically, but I still think you did pretty well on it. 1467 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,480 What the hell does that mean? 1468 00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,480 Well, we couldn't bail you out of jail, so I bailed you out of your test. 1469 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,480 Well, you got me like an extension? 1470 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,480 No, I got you in A. 1471 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1472 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,480 How did you do that? 1473 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:49,480 I mean, they-- 1474 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,480 screen everybody before they go in to take the test. 1475 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,480 Hello, I'm fitting in Michael Walsh. 1476 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,480 One hand done. 1477 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,480 Oh, it's beef head. 1478 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,480 What I'm done? 1479 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1480 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,480 You. 1481 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,480 [LAUGHS] 1482 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:05,480 You have to son of a bitch. 1483 01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,480 Are you kidding me? 1484 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,480 Do it, you're my savior. 1485 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,480 Hello. 1486 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,480 Oh, I'm done. 1487 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,480 No, that's the thing we got. 1488 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,480 We got it. 1489 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,480 [LAUGHS] 1490 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,480 Do you actually pull this off? 1491 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:23,480 This is the most wonderful, amazing thing I've ever heard of in my entire life. 1492 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,480 I have an e-con test to get to. 1493 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,480 I got to get you three more eggs. 1494 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,480 Go! 1495 01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,480 I hope that wasn't your first kiss. 1496 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1497 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1498 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1499 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1500 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1501 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1502 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1503 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1504 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1505 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:57,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1506 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1507 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1508 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1509 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1510 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1511 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1512 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1513 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1514 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1515 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1516 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,480 Ah, isn't that a shame? 1517 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:42,480 Looks like you only got one wrong. 1518 01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:45,480 Almost the perfect paper though. 1519 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,480 One wrong. 1520 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,480 Congratulations. 1521 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:57,480 Sorry about busting your ball so much, Chief, but some students just need a little bit more coaxing than others. 1522 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1523 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1524 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:02,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1525 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,480 Thank you. 1526 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:04,480 Thank you. 1527 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,480 Thank you. 1528 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:06,480 Thank you. 1529 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,480 Thank you. 1530 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:08,480 Thank you. 1531 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:09,480 Thank you. 1532 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,480 This is getting weird. 1533 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,480 Now get the hell out of here before you get me fired. 1534 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:15,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1535 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,480 You might be wondering why I called you here tonight. 1536 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,480 To get revenge on the jerkface jocks. 1537 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,480 To get revenge on the jerkface jocks. 1538 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,480 To get revenge on the jerkface jocks. 1539 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,480 To get revenge on the jerkface jocks. 1540 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:32,480 All right, we've got to come up with some plan to make sure these guys stop terrorizing the campus and mostly us. 1541 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,480 So ideas? 1542 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,480 Toby? 1543 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,480 That's gross. 1544 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1545 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,480 Toby? 1546 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:47,480 All right, Chloe. 1547 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:48,480 What do you got? 1548 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,480 OK. 1549 01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:56,480 So I figure the only way to rid these guys from our lives forever is to simply take theirs. 1550 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,480 We'll sneak into their house in the middle of the night. 1551 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,480 Walk up to their bedside. 1552 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:02,480 Disembowel them. 1553 01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:05,480 And shoot them in their stupid fucking faces. 1554 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:06,480 Bang! 1555 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,480 All we need are disguises. 1556 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,480 That is a plan, bitches. 1557 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:13,480 Anybody else? 1558 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,480 Didn't you learn a goddamn thing? 1559 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,480 I taught you a silly son of a bitch. 1560 01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,480 Oh, my God, Kenny Miller. 1561 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:26,480 I thought you were dead, man. 1562 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:27,480 I was. 1563 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:31,480 So having a little trouble with some local assholes, huh? 1564 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,480 Said Charles Play. 1565 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,480 Thanks, slide for the beer. 1566 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,480 So what have you been? 1567 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,480 Fuck a final. 1568 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:47,480 I spent some time in Thailand doing lines of some hookers boner. 1569 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:51,480 I'll do one of my help where you're going to stare at me like I just stayed in your parents. 1570 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,480 Shit. 1571 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,480 Yeah, sorry. 1572 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,480 These guys are real pain in the dick. 1573 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,480 What are you thinking? 1574 01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:03,480 I'm thinking you're going to have to beat these assholes of their own game. 1575 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:07,480 Now, what's all are these fuckers best at? 1576 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,480 Drinking. 1577 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,480 Ultimate drink off. 1578 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,480 Ultimate drink off. 1579 01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:14,480 Good job. 1580 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:19,480 Yeah, but then there's the whole "We'll Probably Lose and Get Our Asses" kick thing to think about. 1581 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:23,480 That's exactly how these fuckers will think it will play out as well. 1582 01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,480 But you're forgetting one thing. 1583 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,480 Got the beauty. 1584 01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,480 Got the brain. 1585 01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,480 And... 1586 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,480 A black guy. 1587 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,480 What says you're going to have to play it fair? 1588 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,480 That's why it's the master. 1589 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,480 Okay. 1590 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,480 Bring it in, fellas. 1591 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,480 There's what you've got to do. 1592 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:47,480 Back during my disorientation, we had a similar situation with some fuck sticks. 1593 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,480 So what we did was... 1594 01:04:50,480 --> 01:05:14,480 [cheering] 1595 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,480 All right, everyone. 1596 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,480 Listen up. 1597 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,480 First off, I hope everyone is having fun. 1598 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:25,480 And if you break or steal any of my shit, I will stab you right in the goddamn balls. 1599 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:32,480 Now, the event you have all been waiting for, everyone gather in, because the shit 1600 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,480 you have about to begin! 1601 01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:37,480 The rules are simple. 1602 01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:44,480 Each contestant will receive one shot per minute until someone passes out pukes or dies. 1603 01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,480 So, if you contestants are ready, let's do this goddamn thing. 1604 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,480 Let's do this goddamn thing! 1605 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,480 We're gonna tear you a little freak bitch, it has to do! 1606 01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:58,480 [cheering] 1607 01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,480 Oh, yeah. 1608 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:04,480 [laughing] 1609 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,480 Oh, no. 1610 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,480 Oh, no. 1611 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,480 Oh, oh. 1612 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:14,480 [cheering] 1613 01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,480 Yes, you may have another. 1614 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:19,480 [laughing] 1615 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,480 That's how the fuck you do that! 1616 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,480 Yeah, so then the guy tells me that he's beating up girls with a stick and I'm like, 1617 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:25,480 "Well, that's really weird. 1618 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,480 Where are these huge, clitoris women that you can beat off?" 1619 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,480 I don't know what the air is talking about. 1620 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:33,480 [laughing] 1621 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,480 [crashing] 1622 01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:38,480 [screaming] 1623 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,480 You fucking push me. 1624 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,480 Oh, hi. 1625 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,480 Hey. 1626 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:45,480 [mumbling] 1627 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,480 Oh, great. It comes dope, Lungren. 1628 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,480 What's up, fucker? 1629 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:50,480 Hey. 1630 01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,480 [laughing] 1631 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,480 You just don't learn, do you? 1632 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,480 No, but you know what I blame the teacher, but hey, who gives a shit, huh? 1633 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:59,480 After we win this thing tonight, we want to see you or your freaky friends faces ever again. 1634 01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:01,480 Fuck, say that fast ten times. 1635 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,480 Yeah, not if I hang up a picture of myself in your coffin. 1636 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,480 Big bitch. 1637 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:07,480 This is a freaky face. 1638 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:08,480 Hey, what? 1639 01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,480 That's for me! 1640 01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,480 You better hope you don't ever have to see my face again. 1641 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:14,480 Of course, I will have to drop by from time to time to check up on the old bra. 1642 01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,480 Anyway, I'll see you inside. 1643 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,480 Pussy. 1644 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:22,480 Seriously, does that guy gargle with assholes or what? 1645 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,480 How do you get your breath to smell like that? 1646 01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:28,480 You don't know what the fuck I'm capable of? 1647 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,480 Yeah! 1648 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,480 [laughing] 1649 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,480 Oh! 1650 01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:39,480 [cheering] 1651 01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,480 Oh! 1652 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,480 [cheering] 1653 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:48,480 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! 1654 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:51,480 [cheering] 1655 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,480 Yeah! 1656 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,480 [cheering] 1657 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,480 You better look at this. 1658 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:57,480 You better look at this. 1659 01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,480 Take him outside in the curb. 1660 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:05,480 Okay, ladies and jerks, we are onto the 100th proof round. 1661 01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:10,480 Our next contestants are some black guy who better not steal any shit. 1662 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,480 You better not steal anything. 1663 01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:17,480 Versus another La Crosse player who will probably rape one of you later. 1664 01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:23,480 So, if you are ready, let's put our bets down because it is time to grow down. 1665 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:26,480 Hey, great job out there. You're a sly son of a bitch. 1666 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,480 Can't believe you pulled it off. 1667 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,480 Pay attention, son. 1668 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,480 I'm about to get taught something here. 1669 01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:33,480 Time to take your medicine, meet here. 1670 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:34,480 Is that right? 1671 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:35,480 Meet head, huh? 1672 01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:39,480 Well, Sally, you keep flapping those skinny lifts years and you're going to meet fist. 1673 01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:41,480 Yeah! 1674 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:42,480 Wow, whoa. 1675 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:44,480 I have such a meat head thing to say, meet head. 1676 01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:46,480 [mumbling] 1677 01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:49,480 [laughing] 1678 01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:52,480 [cheering] 1679 01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:54,480 [cheering] 1680 01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:56,480 [cheering] 1681 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:59,480 My shame is, boy, boy. 1682 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:01,480 Look about as cool as a bone in the bathing suit. 1683 01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:03,480 It's about to be more embarrassing walking around with you. 1684 01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:05,480 Yeah? 1685 01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:07,480 Go fuck yourself in a pussy! 1686 01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,480 Pussy! 1687 01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:10,480 [laughing] 1688 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,480 I'll write down on me. 1689 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,480 I gotta drink and contest the win. 1690 01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:13,480 Hit me. 1691 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:14,480 Okay, here we go, round two. 1692 01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:16,480 Enough joking around, jokers. 1693 01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:18,480 Let's get these down. 1694 01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:20,480 [laughing] 1695 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:22,480 Aren't enough fucking around. 1696 01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:23,480 Set up the doubles. 1697 01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:25,480 Let's see what Nancy here's made of. 1698 01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:27,480 [cheering] 1699 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:29,480 It's not crazy. 1700 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:30,480 Shit. 1701 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:32,480 Oh, job. 1702 01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:34,480 [laughing] 1703 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:36,480 How you doing, beautiful? 1704 01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:40,480 [singing] 1705 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:42,480 [singing] 1706 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:44,480 It's so harsh on me, gorgeous. 1707 01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:47,480 I just came over here to tell you that I'm sorry. 1708 01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:51,480 I'm sorry you got dragged into all of this. 1709 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:55,480 I hope that when it's over, maybe we could be friends. 1710 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:58,480 [singing] 1711 01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:01,480 Okay, okay, I probably deserve that. 1712 01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:05,480 I just want to tell you, I think you're really great. 1713 01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:07,480 You're gorgeous tonight. 1714 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,480 What? 1715 01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:11,480 You think that I am gorgeous? 1716 01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:13,480 I think you look fucking hot. 1717 01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:14,480 Mm. 1718 01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:18,480 Well, Abigail, you're such a smelly little piece of shit. 1719 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:22,480 When you go to the beach, little kittens try to bury you. 1720 01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:24,480 And the crowd laughs! 1721 01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,480 [laughing] 1722 01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:27,480 That was cute. 1723 01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,480 It's like they're shirts you got on. 1724 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,480 Baby, you have having a going out of style, Sam. 1725 01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:32,480 [laughing] 1726 01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:33,480 Yeah? 1727 01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:37,480 Well, you're so stupid when you were being born. 1728 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,480 You came out, your mom's asshole! 1729 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,480 [laughing] 1730 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:44,480 You so gay, you think getting shit-faced is for a play. 1731 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:45,480 [laughing] 1732 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,480 [cheering] 1733 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,480 [cheering] 1734 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,480 Hey, hey, yo, my nose! 1735 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:51,480 Mm-hmm. 1736 01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,480 Mm-hmm. 1737 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,480 You are dirty girl. 1738 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,480 Sometimes. 1739 01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:57,480 You like dirty girls? 1740 01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:58,480 I like them a lot. 1741 01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:01,480 I want too bad, I don't think I'm supposed to be talking to you. 1742 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:03,480 Oh, shit. 1743 01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:05,480 [screaming] 1744 01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,480 Just both go to shit. 1745 01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:09,480 On a little sloppy layer. 1746 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,480 Fucking face. 1747 01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:11,480 You got this man. 1748 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,480 Oh. 1749 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:15,480 Spinnance makes me strong. 1750 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:19,480 [laughing] 1751 01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:22,480 Told her in this shit, Hickers ass! 1752 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,480 [cheering] 1753 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:25,480 Come on, man. 1754 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,480 Take that bitch! 1755 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:29,480 Got clippin' in! 1756 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,480 Oh, oh, oh, he's goin'. 1757 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:33,480 Oh, he's goin'. 1758 01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:34,480 Oh, he's goin'. 1759 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:35,480 [cheering] 1760 01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,480 Hey! 1761 01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:37,480 [cheering] 1762 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:38,480 Go! 1763 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:40,480 [cheering] 1764 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,480 We have a winner! 1765 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,480 [cheering] 1766 01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:44,480 [cheering] 1767 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:45,480 [cheering] 1768 01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,480 Yes, he's got this. 1769 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:47,480 Oops. 1770 01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:48,480 Oh, right. 1771 01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:51,480 Let's get these clown fuckers out of here. 1772 01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:53,480 It's time for round three. 1773 01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:55,480 [cheering] 1774 01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:56,480 [laughing] 1775 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:59,480 Okay, final round all tied up. 1776 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:01,480 Winner takes off. 1777 01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:06,480 And we'll see that blonde hair, Jack Duchbag, 1778 01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:07,480 lookin' motherfucker. 1779 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:12,480 [cheering] 1780 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:13,480 Hey. 1781 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:14,480 Hey. 1782 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:15,480 Hey, hey. 1783 01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,480 Did you see a blonde goon looking dude with a faggy jersey come through here? 1784 01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:19,480 See a blonde faggy jersey, yeah. 1785 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:21,480 Oh, you guys are like wasted. 1786 01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:22,480 How'd you get it? 1787 01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:23,480 So fucking wasted. 1788 01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:26,480 I wanted to be wasted, but I'm like not even drunk yet. 1789 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:30,480 Hey, I think your girlfriend's like banging some tiny jersey up there. 1790 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,480 You wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna. 1791 01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:33,480 They were wasted. 1792 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:34,480 I wanted to be wasted. 1793 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,480 I'm like not even drunk yet, okay? 1794 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,480 Fuck are you doing? 1795 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,480 Fuck you. 1796 01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:41,480 You're so pretty. 1797 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:42,480 You know that has to pop. 1798 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,480 Yeah. 1799 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:44,480 You want to stick it in my ass, sailor? 1800 01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:46,480 Come and give it to me. 1801 01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:47,480 Big boy. 1802 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:48,480 Mm. 1803 01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:50,480 Let's get you warmed up, huh? 1804 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:51,480 Huh? 1805 01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:52,480 Oh. 1806 01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:53,480 Oh. 1807 01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:54,480 That's nice. 1808 01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:55,480 Mm. 1809 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:56,480 The first time is at heart. 1810 01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:57,480 Mm. 1811 01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:58,480 Oh. 1812 01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:00,480 This is a sweaty baseball club. 1813 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:03,480 How could you do this to us? 1814 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:05,480 You again? 1815 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:09,480 Must be cold in here. 1816 01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:11,480 Ah! 1817 01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:12,480 Oh. 1818 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:14,480 The L train is entered the tunnel. 1819 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,480 Yeah, it has. 1820 01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:16,480 Oh. 1821 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:17,480 Oh, yeah. 1822 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,480 Yeah. 1823 01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:19,480 You, you, you, you. 1824 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,480 You're the juggle. 1825 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:21,480 Yeah. 1826 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:22,480 You're the lucky. 1827 01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,480 What the fresh hell is this? 1828 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:26,480 Hey, reverse cow, girl. 1829 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:27,480 Nice. 1830 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,480 Hey, sir. 1831 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,480 There's room for one more. 1832 01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:32,480 Yeah, I've been. 1833 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:33,480 Oh. 1834 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,480 Mm? 1835 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:35,480 No. 1836 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:36,480 We should. 1837 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:37,480 Thank you. 1838 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:38,480 Thank you. 1839 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:39,480 Oh. 1840 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,480 Oh. 1841 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:41,480 Oh. 1842 01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:42,480 Oh. 1843 01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:47,480 Oh. 1844 01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:48,480 Oh. 1845 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,480 Right there, L train. 1846 01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:54,480 Don't stop, big boy. 1847 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:57,480 Perfect. 1848 01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:59,480 Oh. 1849 01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:01,480 I got a handed to you. 1850 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,480 He is awful pretty. 1851 01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:05,480 Rule number nine, my friend. 1852 01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:07,480 Revenge is a dish best served. 1853 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:08,480 Mainly. 1854 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:09,480 Legend. 1855 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,480 Legend. 1856 01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:12,480 It strikes me. 1857 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:13,480 Legend. 1858 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:15,480 Legend. 1859 01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:17,480 Oh, no. 1860 01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:18,480 Oh, no. 1861 01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:19,480 That's all. 1862 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:26,480 You're really good. 1863 01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:29,480 I'm going to get a girlfriend. 1864 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:30,480 I've settled down, you. 1865 01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:31,480 Hey. 1866 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,480 He was quite the show that you put on last weekend. 1867 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:37,480 You think that we can hang out sometime? 1868 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:40,480 I'm going to give you my number. 1869 01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:43,480 I can't. 1870 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,480 I can't. 1871 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,480 Ever. 1872 01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:46,480 Ever. 1873 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:47,480 Ever. 1874 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:48,480 Ever. 1875 01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:50,480 Enjoy time and cheer on your bitch. 1876 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,480 Just kidding, man. 1877 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:52,480 Tear it up. 1878 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:54,480 I won't keep me up though. 1879 01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:57,480 I can't see the water. 1880 01:14:57,480 --> 01:15:04,480 But when it ends, any form, it's unsaltedchelly. 1881 01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:09,480 And you're always cool. 1882 01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:12,480 And you're always sweet. 1883 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,480 [LAUGHTER] 1884 01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:16,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1885 01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:23,480 Hey, Miss Apple. 1886 01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,480 See that little boy over there? 1887 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,480 He says you got a tattoo. 1888 01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:28,480 Show me your tattoo. 1889 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,480 Excuse me, officer. 1890 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:33,480 That lady likes showing people her tattoo up over Pete. 1891 01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:35,480 [LAUGHTER] 1892 01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:37,480 Show me your tattoo. 1893 01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:39,480 Is this tattoo? 1894 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:41,480 Yeah, right. 1895 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,480 You are really coming around. 1896 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:45,480 You can be a good year, you know? 1897 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:46,480 Yeah, for all of us. 1898 01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:48,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1899 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,480 [SCREAMING] 1900 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:52,480 [LAUGHTER] 1901 01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:54,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1902 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,480 [SCREAMING] 1903 01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,480 [LAUGHTER] 1904 01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:01,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1905 01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:06,480 So tell me again the reason why I had to drink it till I almost died. 1906 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:07,480 That's just it, buddy. 1907 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:09,480 That was important rule of all. 1908 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:13,480 In college, you don't need a reason to drink until you almost die. 1909 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:14,480 You find him. 1910 01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:17,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1911 01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:19,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1912 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1913 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:23,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1914 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,480 [LAUGHTER] 1915 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:27,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1916 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:29,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1917 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:31,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1918 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:33,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1919 01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:35,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1920 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:37,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1921 01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1922 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:41,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1923 01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:43,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1924 01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:45,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1925 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:46,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1926 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:48,480 I think that's a great idea, Finn. 1927 01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:50,480 You should put in some hard work. 1928 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,480 You're so much smarter than six or no. 1929 01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:54,480 I just want to make it out with you, man. 1930 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:55,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1931 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:58,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1932 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:01,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1933 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1934 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:05,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1935 01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:07,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1936 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:09,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1937 01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:11,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1938 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:13,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1939 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:16,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1940 01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:20,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1941 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1942 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:25,480 And call your mom. 1943 01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:27,480 She misses you. 1944 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:28,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1945 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:29,480 Bang! 1946 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:33,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1947 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:35,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1948 01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:37,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1949 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:40,240 (dramatic music) 1950 01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:42,800 ♪ The day I'm on the show ♪ 1951 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:45,640 ♪ The better we'll go ♪ 1952 01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:47,840 ♪ The better we'll go ♪ 1953 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:50,840 ♪ The better we'll go ♪ 1954 01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:55,840 ♪ The hot mist on the bottom of the street ♪ 1955 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:58,840 ♪ The day I'm on the bottom of the street ♪ 1956 01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:02,440 ♪ The night's a dream ♪ 1957 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:05,280 (dramatic music) 1958 01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:13,320 ♪ The day I'm on the street ♪ 1959 01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:19,120 ♪ The day I'm on the street ♪ 1960 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:24,120 ♪ The night's a dream ♪ 1961 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:27,520 ♪ The day I'm on the street ♪ 1962 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,260 (dramatic music) 1963 01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:35,260 ♪ The day I'm on the street ♪ 1964 01:18:35,260 --> 01:18:38,100 (dramatic music) 1965 01:18:38,100 --> 01:18:40,860 (dramatic music) 1966 01:18:40,860 --> 01:18:43,620 (dramatic music) 1967 01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:46,380 (dramatic music) 1968 01:18:46,380 --> 01:18:49,380 (dramatic music) 1969 01:18:49,380 --> 01:18:54,380 (dramatic music) 1970 01:18:54,380 --> 01:18:59,380 (dramatic music) 1971 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