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(ominous music)

♪ Thoughts again, wired thoughts ♪

♪ System overload, all data lost ♪

♪ No function, let's test the night ♪

♪ It's so lovely to then override ♪

♪ Shed no tears ♪

♪ Shed no tears ♪

♪ Shed no tears, robots don't cry ♪

♪ Shed no tears ♪

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♪ Shed no tears, robots don't cry ♪

♪ Robots don't cry ♪

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- Oh, hi.

So nice to see you guys again. I've got some big news.

So you remember when I saved the world

and defeated the zombie horde?

♪ Devils of death, the walking undead ♪

♪ I'm thinking about death ♪

♪ I'm warning you it's the end of the world ♪

♪ All I see is a zombie horde of dead girls ♪

♪ Battle to the death with the walking undead ♪

♪ Decapitation as we thinking about death ♪

♪ I'm walking at the end of the world ♪

♪ All I see is a zombie horde of dead girls ♪

♪ Battle to the death with the walking undead ♪

♪ Decapitation as we thinking about death ♪

♪ I'm walking at the end of the world ♪

♪ All I see is a zombie horde of dead girls ♪

♪ The end is near, the apocalypse arrives ♪

♪ The dead have risen, somehow I survived ♪

♪ It's been a long time and I'm feeling really lonely ♪

♪ I'm gonna stack a couple from the horde to be my homies ♪

♪ Alas, the game is survival ♪

♪ But a man has needs and these needs are primal ♪

♪ This time I made my move, you can do this, Michael ♪

♪ You're the last one alive ♪

♪ You're the king, it's rightful ♪

♪ They ramble through the town in states of undress ♪

♪ I'm barely even mad, I'm kind of impressed ♪

♪ All their bare asses and uncovered breasts ♪

♪ What's the worst that can happen ♪

♪ They could eat my flesh ♪

♪ I mean, there really isn't any anything to lose ♪

♪ Because I've had enough of this planet ♪

- Super queef cannon.

(laser firing)

(explosion roars)

Well, the story spread far and wide across all the land.

I got totally famous,

over a million followers on all my socials.

And with the money that I got

from the president rubbing my feet,

I was able to stop stripping

and follow my real passion.

I'm now a porn star.

- Zilla, babe, you look beautiful.

- That's the director, Jack Offerton.

So which swinging hunk am I using today?

- Ah, well we have a very important co-star for you today.

His name is Chad Stephenson.

He also happens to be the executive producer

on this little skin flick we got here.

Hey Brick, get me Chad.

- Geez, man, you don't gotta yell.

I got this thing cranked up

so I can get all the good macaroni noises, you know.

I'll get him.

Hey Chad, we're ready for you.

- Let's do this before these pills wear off

and I lose this wood.

- Jack, shouldn't we be using a professional actor for this?

- Chad is a professional.

But listen, guys, they want to see

a regular looking schlob like him get

with a beautiful woman like you.

- You know, just because I'm a sex worker

doesn't mean I'm a hooker.

You can't just sell me to the highest bidder.

- Listen, this business is rough, babe.

Sometimes you just gotta take it in the ass.

I mean, if this movie makes some money,

I'll see you about getting you some oily beefcake

in the next one, all right?

All right, everybody, places.

- I can smell his balls from here.

You owe me, Jack.

- [Brick] Hot Sweaty Funk Junk.

Scene one, take one.

(clapperboard clacks)

- And action.

- Hey there, stud.

You here to give me

that hot, sweaty funk junk I ordered from room service?

- Yeah, whatever. Open up that stench trench.

I'm in a hurry.

(Chad and Zilla moaning)

- Oh my god.

- Oh yeah. I'm really giving it to you.

- Shut your mouth.

(mellow music)

- Your special assistants have arrived, Dr. Stephenson.

- Oh yes. Thank you, Ms. Tiggolbitties.

Send them on in.

Welcome, ladies.

As you may have heard,

Macro Hard is developing

a special top secret robotics program,

a program in which all of you are going

to be playing a very important role in.

You ladies will be working very closely with myself

as well as my associate, Dr. Stephen Cornwallace.

- Hello, skanks.

I am Dr. Cornwallace.

You have already met my assistant, Dr. Stephenson,

who happens to be a brilliant, brilliant doctor

in the world of technology and robotics.

After all his work on the Tickle Me Anal Project

back in Japan is the stuff of legend.

But I however, am a doctor of surgery

for I am a world class surgeon.

Yes, I can cut and stitch like the son of a bitch.

It would blow your little sticky minds

of what I could do with just two hands

and 10 and a half fingers.

Anyways, you might be wondering,

what would a top class company like Micro Hard need

with a lonely little surgeon like myself?

Well, shut up. I'll tell ya.

Because ladies, listen here, you, you

and yes, even you, yes, especially you,

you all are going to be part of the future.

Yes, because you are going

to be the first ever human skanks to be enhanced

with cyber skank technology.

Yes. Yes.

Once me and Dr. Stephenson get done with y'all,

oh, you're going to be able

to run faster, jump higher, screw longer,

and most importantly, you're going to be able

to kill, kill, kill more efficiently.

- That sounds really dangerous.

- I did not sign up for any surgeries.

- Like, do we get paid sick leave for this?

- Ladies, ladies, take it easy.

All your questions will be answered very shortly

and your pretty little minds will be put at ease.

Now, if you all just go ahead and take a look at this.

(Wipe neuralizer whirs)

Thank you.

- Oh, the old mind wipe neuralizer trick.

Epstein's favorite toy.

- Yeah, not quite. This ain't your daddy's neuralizer.

This one's different. It doesn't just wipe the mind.

What it does is it turns the brain

into a creamy pile of pistachio pudding.

- I love pistachio pudding.

That's my favorite.

Next to banana, of course.

But these ladies skanks,

they won't be needing their brains for long,

because once he replaced their empty little noggins

with your super computer technology,

oh, it is game on.

- Oh yeah, and now with our three cyber skanks

and Mecha you know who,

our plan for revenge will begin.

We will finally be able to get back at Babezilla

for what she did to our twin brothers.

They will not have died in vain.

- Yes, indeed.

- Indeed.

- Indeed.

- Indeed.

- Indeed.

- Indeed.

- Indeed.

(Stephenson and Cornwallace laugh)

- (indistinct)

- Carry on.

Ms. Tiggolbitties, have these women go to the surgery room

and prep them for operation.

And when you're done there, I want you to come back

to my office for a little slap piddle.

- Right away, doctor.

Come on, ladies.

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(people chattering)

- Good afternoon, everyone.

I'm Chet Chesterton with WRUN News coming to you today live

from the Babezilla meet and greet.

All these people have been waiting patiently in line

for over six hours

to meet the beautiful buxom superhero.

Let's go ahead and see what some of our citizens have to say

when they finally meet Babezilla.

Hello. Are you here to meet Babezilla?

- Yeah, I want to know if it like feels good

when the lasers come out of her nipples and her hoo-ha

or like if it burns, you know.

- What do you plan to say when you meet her?

- I just want to get close enough to smell her hair.

- Like, well, I guess it's safe to say

that she's got her hands full with this crowd.

I've just received word that Babezilla has arrived

and will be out momentarily.

(people cheering)

- Are you sure this is a good idea, Jack?

I'm feeling kind of off sunset scene today

and my boobs feel weird.

Something's just not right.

And I think I'm about to lay an egg.

- Listen, it is gonna be fine.

We're gonna go in there.

You're gonna sign a couple autographs.

You're gonna take a couple of pictures.

Bing bang boom.

We're gonna both walk out

of this a little bit richer, all right?

- Okay.

(people cheering)

- Babezilla!

- Babezilla! Babezilla!

- Oh my god, fuck, it's really you Babezilla.

You are my fucking biggest hero. I love you so fucking much.

I can't believe I'm meeting you.

Please sign my boobs.

- Wow. Those are some nice honkers.

Oh, what the fuck?

That's my biggest fan.

You're gonna pay for that, bitch.

(Babezilla screams)

- Wrong move, cyber skank.

(laser fires)

- In a bizarre turn of events, the meet and greet seems

to have come under attack

by what seems to be cyborg women?

It's a gruesome scene.

But I'm confident Babezilla will save us all.

(saw buzzing)

- Oh my god.

You killed America's favorite news guy, Chet Chesterton.

You cunt.

- This is Chet Chesterton signing off forever.

- Sorry, I'm a hugger.

(laser fires)

♪ Babezilla ♪

♪ Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe ♪

♪ Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe ♪

♪ Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe ♪

♪ Babezilla ♪

- You cyber skanks are really starting to piss me off.

(laser fires)

No, it can't be.

(laser fires)

(laser fires)

Stop fucking around.

(lasers fire)

(explosion roars)

- Objective complete.

- Wake up, you lazy bum.

- Mom, am I dead?

- Not yet but you just got your ass handed to you

by a robot version of yourself.

I came here to give you guidance.

- Why should I listen to you? You were always so mean.

- I'm a lizard.

That's what I do. I'm cold blooded.

You are so lucky

that I didn't eat you before you hatched.

And your father, he's this sentiment mammal,

putting these thoughts into your head

about hero shit and ugh.

I did what I could do to be a loving mother.

I took this human form,

these giant big old hooters

for you to suck on.

I don't even produce milk.

Although I will admit that I did enjoy it

when you were sucking on them.

- Mom, that's embarrassing.

- That's the same thing you said

the last time you sucked on these titties.

You were 16 and your friend from school caught you.

- Please just tell me what I need to know and go away.

- All right. Geez.

If you want to defeat the MechaBabezilla,

you must study with the great cunt fu, Master Beta.

- Where can I find this Master Beta?

- You must seek Master Beta.

(upbeat music)

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- It's taking forever.

Babezilla phone, give me directions to Cunt Fu Master Beta.

- Master Beta's Cunt Fu dojo is five seconds away by foot.

- Oh, that's convenient.

(flute tooting)

- Excuse me, Miss Circus Freak.

Have you seen a kung fu master?

- It is Master Beta which you seek.

- Yes. Have you seen her?

- Why do you seek Master Beta?

- You see, I was at this meet and greet

and I was feeling all types of funky

and these cyber skanks showed up

and started killing all of my fans.

And then this evil robot me showed up

and totally kicked my ass.

I've never been beaten before, so I was feeling pretty down.

But then my ghost mom appeared and told me

to beat MechaBabezilla, I should come find Master Beta.

So here I am.

And oh my god, you're her, aren't you?

- In the flesh.

Familiar, I am with your ghost mom.

I totally sucked her titties.

Train you, I shall.

- Great. What are we starting with?

Kicks, punches, five point heart attack?

- First you must

polish this bean.

- [Babezilla] You're kidding, right?

- Master Beta does not kid.

- So what? I just rub it with this dry rag?

Not gonna lie, I kind of liked when she spit on my bean.

- No, no, no.

Like this.

Whack on, whack off.

Whack on, whack off.

- Whack on, whack off.

Whack on, whack off.

♪ Defeated by an evil robot you ♪

♪ But you didn't give up ♪

♪ No, there's still work to do ♪

♪ So you found Master Beta ♪

♪ Now you're learning kung fu ♪

♪ But when you double down that dog, don't forget to chew ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Always chew you food before you swallow ♪

♪ Always chew you food before you swallow ♪

♪ Now we're almost to the end of our mantra song ♪

♪ Are you ready for battle ♪

♪ No, you've only begun ♪

♪ Flaming bananas, polishing beans ♪

♪ Those cyber skanks, they're really mean ♪

♪ Yeah, you know what I mean ♪

♪ They're really, really mean ♪

♪ The cyber skanks ♪

- Whack on, whack off.

Whack on, whack off.

Whack on, whack off.

I'm exhausted. Whack on, whack off.

I need a hot shower.

(Master Beta moaning)

- As above, so below.

(liquid trickling)

Namaste.

- That did it.

- Babezilla, is that you?

- [Babezilla] Yes. Sorry, Master Beta.

- No need.

Come in here and let me show you the flying scissor kick.

Are you sure you're ready?

- Yes, I now know the secret to defeating MechaBabezilla.

- Then go, you must.

- Thank you, master. I'll never forget you.

(phone ringing)

Hello, Babezilla speaking.

(audience clapping)

- Hello Babezilla. Thank goodness you answered.

This is the president.

You may recognize my top secret

CIA Indian golfing disguise.

It has been stuck on for quite some time now

and I am beginning to accept

that this is the new me.

- It suits you quite well, sir.

- Oh Babezilla, we are in quite the pickle.

The cyber skanks

and MechaBabezilla are taking over the world

and killing anyone who resist them.

- [Audience] Boo!

- That bitch is going down. Mr. President.

I've been training in developing new techniques to beat her.

- Yes, unfortunately we all saw her defeat you

on a nationwide live television broadcast,

but you are still our only hope.

- I won't let you down again.

This time, it's personal.

♪ Babezilla ♪

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♪ Babezilla versus the cyber skanks ♪

♪ The rise of MechaBabezilla ♪

♪ Babezilla ♪

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♪ Kaboom ♪

♪ Babezilla ♪

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♪ Babezilla ♪

♪ Babezilla versus the cyber skanks ♪

♪ The rise of MechaBabezilla ♪

♪ Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, Babezilla ♪

♪ Part Two ♪

- What the fuck?

That's some fucked up shit.

I think I recognize her.

- Time to die, sorry bitch.

- [Babezilla] Oh, you fucking motherfucker.

(sword clanging)

- (indistinct)

(sword clanging)

- I'll fucking kill you.

- Fuck you. Go back to hell where you belong.

Go fucking back. Fuck you.

- Die, you whore.

Die!

(indistinct)

- Oh, you bitch.

- You have a boyfriend who's never happy.

(Captain Cut laughs)

- You fight, motherfucker! Fight!

You whore.

- You wish you looked like me, bitch.

(sparks crackling)

- Where are you, bitch? I can smell you.

I know you're in here.

(saw buzzing)

- Right here, bitch. I'll cut you down like a tree.

- Big money mega fire.

(laser firing)

- Systems compromised.

(Major Mammaries screams)

(sparks crackling)

- Ready or not, here I come.

Peekaboo, you whore.

Too slow.

- Die, you bitch.

Clamps!

I'm gonna get you, you fucking whore.

(sword clanging)

Okay, how about a good old fashioned titty twister contest?

(Babezilla screams)

(laser fires)

(laser fires)

- I've been waiting for you, Babezilla.

You're a fool to come here.

I've beaten you before and I'll beat you again.

And this time I'll make sure to finish the job.

- Talk is cheap and so is your mother.

(upbeat music)

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You ready to end this, you shitty knockoff?

- Amusing. Your super queef cannon is no match for mine.

- Show me what you got, hoe.

- Super queef cannon.

- Whack on, whack off.

Whack on, whack off.

(upbeat music)

That takes care of that trash.

Now let's see who made this mess.

- Wait, please, don't kill us.

- Wait, wait, wait.

We surrender. We surrender.

Go ahead, take us to jail.

Take us to jail. We give up.

- What the fuck? Haven't I killed you two before?

- Get her Steve.

- Uh-oh.

- Get fucked, Steve.

- You killed my favorite Steve.

Oh, I'm going to get you, you lizard bitch.

(laser fires)

- You no-good drinking fucking loser.

You're nothing good for society.

All you do is make the world a worse place

and the worst part about you

is your dick can never stay hard.

- Lady, normally you'd be right,

but right now, I'm as hard as steel.

- Well no, you're thinking of our much more grosser

and much more out of shape twin brothers,

Cornelius and Steven.

We, however, are two completely different

and totally, totally original characters.

See, my name is Dr. Cornwallace.

- And I'm Dr. Stephenson.

- So your brother's name was Cornelius Cornwallace

and Steve Stephenson?

- Yes, I'm afraid this was all for revenge

for you killing our twin brothers,

but things went too far and they got out of hand.

- Yeah, you know, can't you see?

It was just a simple little harmless, funny game

of, you know, bloody murderous revenge.

I mean, you get it, you get it.

You're a lizard of the woman of the city.

You know, you get it.

You know, just let us live though. Let us live.

And, you know, we can get you some precious information.

- What kind of information?

- How about the name and location

of the man who's really behind all this, our benefactor?

He helped fund the robotics program for us

and help us create the cyber skanks and MechaBabezilla

and he took them over though

for his own plans of world domination.

- Who is this fucker?

- His name is...

(head pops)

- You know,

Stephenson, he's a joker.

He's a joker. He's a prankster.

You know, the whole thing about there being someone

secretly in charge this entire time.

It was a joke, you know, like a booby shart, you know.

It's funny, it's comedy he was doing.

He's a very funny man, you know, with or without a head.

He's hilarious. Very hilarious, you know.

Wocka wocka motherfucker, you know,

'cause clearly it was just me, Dr. Cornwallace

in charge of this whole thing the entire time

and if anyone is listening in

to this conversation right now, clearly I am admitting

that it was me alone and I will totally go to jail

and take the blame for the cyber skanks

and therefore, no reason

for my head to go kaboom.

(head pops)

- Makes my job easier.

Hello, Mr. President, this is Babezilla.

Those cyber skanks are on the junk heap

and won't be bothering anyone anymore.

- Oh, thank you, Babezilla.

What would this world do without you?

You have saved us once again.

I would like to show my gratitude

by giving you not only a lifetime supply

of foot rubs,

but also the key to the US mint

so you can print as much money

as you need whenever you would like.

(laser fires) - Oh my god, that's amazing.

This will change my life forever.

These boots are killers on your arches.

And that's how I defeated my greatest foe yet,

MechaBabezilla.

And now with unlimited money, I can fund all my own pornos

and fuck the hottest guys I want.

- Oh fuck.

Good game.

- Thanks for the cream pie, honey boy.

- Yeah.

- It's your turn, Jack.

- Oh, come on, babe.

Don't do me like that.

- Oh, come on.

This business is rough

and sometimes you just gotta take it in the ass.

Now do you want to get paid or not?

- Everybody run. There's shit monsters everywhere.

- Get back, you human.

(Shit monster grunts)

Prepare to get wiped out, Babezilla.

- Oh shit.

♪ Thoughts again, wired thoughts ♪

♪ System overload, all data lost ♪

♪ No function, let's test the night ♪

♪ It's so lovely to then override ♪

♪ Shed no tears ♪

♪ Shed no tears ♪

♪ Shed no tears, robots don't cry ♪

♪ Shed no tears ♪

♪ Shed no tears ♪

♪ Shed no tears, robots don't cry ♪

♪ Robots don't cry ♪

♪ Robots don't cry ♪

♪ Robots don't cry ♪

- [Babezilla] You cyber skanks are really starting

to piss me off.

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