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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: I love you so much let's go let's go let's go I love you Helen Helen I'm home Linda I'm in here Hon that's a princess I hope not interrupt you no not at all they're your groceries too give me a hand putting them away will you hon only one of my cigarettes will you hon mind if I smoke while you're reading no not at all where you going love I'm gonna slide up and down the banister is he wants warm supper daddy I got you in trouble can we even time to act a fool trying to ease my pain now without losing my I got I want you wow wow don't just the back of my head boy that's good why don't you take a dip it'll cool you off no maybe later got any more lotion love why suntan oil oh you oh you alright no I'm fine what makes you say that you the way you're acting you've been moping around all day it's us me the way we live what the hell is wrong with the way we live between my alimony checks and your old man's allowance we do alright who's got it better alright what are you doing I don't know dinner probably go to the dogs with who you know what's his name there that's it I'll never forget what's his name look Helen there's got to be more to life than just screwing around boy you sound like you ready to settle down to the house the kids all that for me love I've met you that day that's just it I can't get married what do you mean I know of at least a half a dozen guys that would just jump at the chance to marry you it wouldn't work I'd be miserable and I'd make him whoever he was miserable too why sex sex yes I don't enjoy it what do you mean you don't enjoy it alright that's not all together right it makes me feel sort of tingly all over and then and then what nothing I mean there should be more to sex than a lot of little Pringles there should be bells ringing fans bursting bombs going off something do you wanna get off if you wanna wreck a city Ann please be serious you've never gotten off now never never oh what the hell honey different strokes for different folks maybe you're not doing it right how do you mean I'm not doing it right and how many ways are there Bam Bam thank you Bam you gotta find what's right for you experiment what do you say to get a bunch of guys up here someone's got to get your bells ring okay okay the way I feel I'll try anything hello hi how are you fine how are you good we're not late or anything are we no you're just in time fine you have number eleven you'll have 12 have a drink sit down relax wait until your number's called what are we doing holding a raffle here I never want anything anyway don't worry honey everybody gets a little piece of this action do now come on go go go baby baby baby drop me baby drop me baby drop me baby do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do No.11 come with me you're next I can't have it man you should have been here two minutes ago how about you anybody left sir what's a nice joint like you doing in a girl like this how did you get in here well listen honey you called me I didn't call you uh some days well what now Christ I don't know how many was 14 that's not even counting those that wouldn't try that's terrible English alright those who came twice look this was your idea what am I gonna do you you didn't get off once sure I did 100 times and it was great but for what not real you know like bells ringing and dance bursting of bombs going on here you go again you wanna get off or you wanna destroy us Kitty please don't be serious what can I do how about what Doctor Young hang on a block when you wanna do something your brain says like you know you can't do that because well it's it's really quite common perhaps you had a traumatic experience as a child no I don't think so nothing unpleasant that could have could have possibly turned you off to sex when you were younger you're getting me all wet please stop oh I'm sorry nurse nurse uh Miss Lovely is done with her bubbles hmm nothing turned you off to sex doctor please I'm not turned off to sex I enjoy it in fact I can spend the rest of my life getting laid well then what's the problem I don't know something's missing something's missing yes there should be more to it than a lot of little tingles tingles I wanna hear bells Bob and Dan's bursting rockets red glare Bob's bursting in air they proved to the light that our flag was still there ha ha are you serious nurse nurse get that way yes your problem you say that you want more out of sex than just a lot of little tingles yes I wanna hear bells and Bob yes we just went through that Miss Lovely let's not do that one again you know I think your problem might be physical instead of psychological have you ever have you ever had a internal examination no I don't think so step into my examination and I wanna take a look at you we will have a look at you oh Miss Lovely those will have to go a nice sterilization please well that'll be all thank you yeah let's have a look is that your leg oh it's amazing you tell me somebody forgot his watch oh no no no no it's truly amazing it's lovely you don't have one what I'm a woman I'm not supposed to have one no I don't mean one of those I mean well you you don't have a clitoris there's no clitoris here are you sure of course I'm sure yeah take a look well I'll be damned no wonder you hear no bells you have no tinkler that's not funny oh now now Miss Lovelace please try to try to compose yourself a little tell me something when you get laid well that is when you have sexual intercourse what excites you the most you giving head really giving head what do you feel it's out of excited where you'll laugh no no Miss Lovely I will laugh I get excited here oh oh miss lovely let me have a look at that open your mouth open your mouth wider wider ah ah ah ah ah ah well there it is you little bugger there it is what your glitter is it's deep down in the bottom of your throat now now Miss Lovely listen having a clitoris deep down in the bottom of your throat is better than having no clitoris at all it's easy for you to say the bunch of balls when you're here but then I could hear myself coming oh Miss Thomas listen we have the problems all we have to do now is find a solution like what like like deep throat deep what throat have you ever taken a penis all the way down to the bottom of your throat no I tried but I choked oh well no idea it's a matter of discipline you have to learn to relax the muscles you have to regulate your breathing to the movement of your head you make it sound so easy well it is try it you'll like it well what have I got to lose come you try it with me come with you now we found your temper if we both kinda hit it now the bells your surely that's my hero I love you oh Doctor Young how could I ever repay you you've saved my life I'm a fulfilled woman I've heard the bells at last oh Doctor Young marry me I wanna be your slave Linda I can't marry you what do you mean you can't marry me out of my nurse you won't let me die how much of deep throat do you think I can take oh no huh you're not getting off that easy you've shown me the way and now you wanna throw me out on the street to go from one man to another what are you crazy it's all your fault don't you understand I need it I need love calm down listen I'm not throwing you out and you gonna find your love and find your happiness um in the meantime you can come to work for me here in the office and make some house call I don't understand well you don't have cause that is I make you a physiotherapist I don't know anything about physiotherapist I'll teach you I'll teach you would you really talk to young oh Doctor Young when can we start well right now if you like oh as soon as the better will I need anything oh just a uniform no equipment Linda you were born with all the equipment you'll ever need I love you I love you case 3:58 Red Finster age 25 bachelor has an obsession in finding out that things really do go better with Coke relax your muscles my dear that all the way in all the way a gum lick my straw and the real thing it is the real yeah yeah yeah yeah oh come lick my throat no no no no no K 6:53 Jacob Malt aged 52 he's a widower uh no children he's not had sexual intercourse since his wife passed away three years ago uh refuses to go to bed with anybody until he's married oh he's recently developed severe pains in the groin believe pains to be a result of sexual abstinence I've sent my therapist over Miss Linda Lovelace to relieve the pain hey ah tell me Mister Moth how do you feel now wonderful I haven't felt this good since my poor Sarah passed away I'm so glad you don't know how good it makes me feel to know that I've been with some help to you you are an angel help me maybe you can give me kind of treatments like that two or three times a week I'll be glad to Mister Marks but are you sure you can afford it these are expensive treatments you know don't worry money is no object look case number double 0 7 Doctor Young that is who Doctor Young trying to fall two nurses two nurses simultaneously can't go on how much of this deep throat do you think I can take oh wounded in the line of duty near death oh gosh oh oh ah ah ah wow come on ha ha oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh haha hahaha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha wow case No. 2 18 Wilber Wayne 26 heir to Wayne Hula hoop fortune exceptionally shy and retiring is only aroused when he feels he's overpowering his partner he assumes the role of a burglar and likes to believe he is raping his victim believe Linda Lovelace is ideally suited to bring him out of this dilemma also if she is attracted to him they would be well suited to each other how was that um just fine here oh I need a big strong man who are you what do you want this is stick up your your money or your life oh please don't hurt me you can have anything you want but please don't hurt me here please don't hurt me no I'm gonna rape you don't cry I I got this gun okay but please don't hurt me oh no you're supposed to be frightened I'm sorry Wilbur let's do it again I'll do it better this time no you always spoil it don't want me to have any fun you're so masterful Wilbur I just can't help myself I get all weak when you come in with that mask and all come on Wilbur let's go to bed you've got me all hot oh okay remember I'm raping you if you don't do everything I say I'm gonna shoot you okay Miss Marvel anything you say you know I'd do anything for you would you really you're not just saying that no I mean it really you've got me all tingly inside I love you Linda marry me I'll make you happy please Wilbur I like you but I can't marry you why can't you marry me don't you believe I love you it's not just that I believe you it's just well well the man I marry has to the man I marry has to have a 9 inch cock oh I see in that case I don't blame you for not wanting me Wilbur it's my fault not yours it's always something all my life something has always messed me up just think I'm only 4 inch away from happiness Doctor Young's fault yeah that Doctor Young if Wilbur why don't you give him a call and maybe he could do something you know like an operation or some silicone injections you you really think so maybe it's worth a try come on give him a call hello Doctor Young it's Wilbur yes you've gotta help me I'm in love with Linda we wanna get married thank you there's only one problem she needs a 9 inch cock doctor please help me I'm only 4 inches away from happiness you can any size I want tomorrow oh wonderful wonderful I'll see you then thank you don he said he could push he can cut it out any size you want oh lover we found your team club for if we both can hit it now the bells you're sure that loves you all I love you so much 11818