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Real love making real good sex.

Sweet sin.

Any expected me just to run off with him to his ranch in Montana?

I said, honey, I'm flattered, but L.A.'s my home.

My family's here.

My daughter's here.

My hair now says I hear too.

Yeah, I just... I don't know what I want to say.

I just... I don't know.

He's so, so sweet.

And that was the rich.

That he is.

But you know me.

He just seemed a little bit old.

Mom, I only thought he said he was a year older.

Not just physical years.

He acted old.

Well, Billy acts too young.

He's excited to take me a seat.

A lot of crackers tonight.

He's such a nice boy.

Well, if you stick around, you can meet him.

He'll be here shortly.

Honey, I'd love to.

But I have an appointment today to get a bikini wax.

So... I'm gonna freshen up and then head out.

So... Well, if I didn't know any better, I think you were avoiding this, Mom.

Hello?

Hi, Dad.

Long time no speed.

I know.

I just think about the same thing myself.

You know me.

Busy busy.

Too busy to make time for your old man, huh?

I'm not that.

You know this Eckercourt conduct project I've

overseen is already a week's behind schedule.

How are you to just find?

Yeah.

Try telling that to the investors.

A real lively bunch of Taiwanese... You're not gonna dare.

But you're gonna have to wait until Monday for that.

It's gonna work in a day.

Huh?

You know me, Dad?

St. Richard's Saturdays.

Hmm.

I'll tell you what, when are you getting us down here?

And we can go for lunch down at the famous Lestas deli down at the marina.

No can do pops.

Already on my way to pick up Julia.

We have a pretty good day planned.

Lunch at Dante's, you know, stroll in the boardwalk,

and then later tonight we're gonna see the fireworks.

Alright.

Do you want to come with us?

No.

No, I'm fine.

It's okay.

Are you sure?

I mean, Julia's dying to meet you as it is.

No, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

You know?

No, you know what?

It's fine.

I mean, until I'm done to meet her as well.

But, uh, another time, okay.

Alright, I will.

I'll talk to you later, Dad.

Okay, okay.

Baby, you're early.

Don't act so surprised.

Had some company, huh?

Yeah.

My mom was here.

We were having some coffee.

Mm.

Probably with your mom.

That's sweet.

You know, I spoke to my father today.

Yeah?

How is he?

I think he's a little lonely.

Aw, that's sad.

Do you think he's looking to meet someone new?

Like, woman?

Mm.

You know, he didn't mention anything, but I can't imagine he'd be against the idea.

Yeah.

My mom's been actively dating, but she hasn't found Mr. Right yet.

I'm thinking maybe we should, uh... Set him up?

I never know.

Well, it doesn't hurt to introduce people.

Speaking of introduction.

Mom, this is Billy.

Hi.

Pleasure to meet you.

Charmed.

Uh, you two talk.

I'll be right back.

Um, tell her about your father.

What about your father, Billy?

I spoke to him earlier today.

Uh, he lives up in Malibu.

And, um, he wanted me to, well, join, I have plans.

Right?

And, um, I think he's feeling a little lonely.

He wanted to see me.

But, uh, I just said, Julia and I already had plans.

How about your mother?

I haven't spoken to her in some time.

Uh, she's happily remarried in Florida.

You know, some rich, old developer, that story.

I'm a developer too, but, um, I'm not old.

My father is single.

I mean, uh, which is why Julia brought him up.

Oh, so she thought maybe I'd like to meet him.

That we could, you know, possibly introduce you to.

Yeah.

But, uh, it'd probably be weird.

It might be a little weird.

I mean, not that he's weird.

Or, or, or that you're weird.

Um, I mean, in fact, you'd probably like you.

You know, I like you.

I mean, I hardly know you, but, um, what I mean is, you're very attractive.

I think I know what she meant, Billy.

Did.

Good.

So, I guess, uh, it doesn't hurt to introduce people.

What doesn't hurt us?

Or kill us only makes us stronger.

Right, Billy?

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

What?

I like him.

He is very polite.

He can meet when he wants something.

All right.

Well, I'm gonna head out.

It was, um... That's nice meeting you.

Likewise.

Well.

Uh, yeah.

Your mom seems great.

No, I mean, what was her reaction when you tried to set her up with your dad?

I don't know.

Are you sure it's a good idea?

Who can be sure of anything?

But I do have one good idea.

No.

Oh, I'm calling mom.

And, um, I'll see if, uh, she wants to go out for a drink.

With my dad, of course.

Oh, yeah.

You, you, you, you.

I'm fine.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I can go.

Oh, I can go.

No, no, no.

So polite, like father like son.

Well, it is a good kid.

Can I get you a drink?

Maybe I'll have one before I go.

Okay.

So, are you planning on?

You know what?

I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry for what?

No, I don't know why I just invited you back off to the day that kind.

Kind of just assumed.

What did you assume?

Oh, you know what?

You know the kids are really getting, getting one good right now, aren't they?

Kids George?

They're not kids anymore.

Alright, well, it's kind of what I meant.

So, do you want me to get married?

You want to talk about marriage?

After the lovely evening we had?

I thought it was lovely.

Didn't you?

Oh, I had a great time.

I just wasn't sure.

Well, you seemed pretty sure before.

When?

When you thought I was gonna come back here and have sex with you?

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

And stop being so nervous.

We don't have to do anything that we don't want to do.

Of course not.

But I want to.

I know you do.

It's obvious.

Yeah, but I just wanted to.

Yeah, but I just wanted to.

Maybe it looks a little real.

Maybe it looks a little real.

There's no other right.

Yeah, it's like this.

So what do you want to do?

Let's see what you got.

Let me see what you're hiding here.

Mm-hmm.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Just like this.

Mm-hmm.

Let's see what that is.

Ugh.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Ooh.

Ummm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yes, like that, focus.

Yeah, there it is.

Oh, there.

There... Oh...

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Oh... Okay, so I have that right spot here.

I just don't... Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

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Come on!

Come

on!

Oh!

Oh!

show me!

Hey!

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What... oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah,

oh, I just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Here, oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, whoops.

Oh, never see this.

Yup, yup.

Oh yeah!

Oh, yup.

Oh just that.

Like that.

Right there.

Oh, yes.

Just... Oh... Oh!

Oh yeah!

Oh, yes!

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Yes A O E E E E E E E E E E L E U E E E E E E

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Oh sir… Come on.

Come on.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh my gosh.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh you didn't get us.

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Oh my god!

Oh!

I'm just...

oh!

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Yeah!

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Mmmm!

You all we want to do?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes, just like that.

Like that.

Nice, family.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, go!

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, I just like that.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, oh.

Oh, my gosh, what are you doing for me?

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah, yeah.

Ah.

Ah... ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Oh... Ah... Ah...

Damnit... Ah...lino...

Hey Dad!

Dad!

Are you here?

This is Baxter.

Yes, Miss Baxter for now.

Well, at least.

But you can call me Teresa.

Sure.

I'll call you whenever.

I... I... whatever.

You want?

Wonderful.

Your father's not here right now.

That's okay.

That's fine.

So, how's the web developing game going?

Drew's be told we actually just lost a pretty big account.

And Julia doesn't know yet.

I thought it was my father.

I don't even know why I'm telling you.

I guess I'm just... feels good to get it out.

Fucking god damn in patient Taiwanese, you know?

No, not really.

But I do know a thing about impatience.

So, you and my father.

Your father?

Things are going... Things are going.

You and my daughter?

Right.

I mean, Julia.

We're not rushing anything, you know?

So, you're being patient?

Yeah, right.

Patient.

Actually, I should probably get going.

Well, nice of you to stop by.

I'll tell George you said hi.

Hi.

I mean, to him personally.

Bye bye, Billy.

Hey, it's a person fast, huh?

I didn't wait for you.

That's my father for you.

And my mom.

Oh, actually, I'll end pace.

Not necessarily bad then.

Yeah, but I just didn't expect this to happen so fast after we set the mafia,

you know?

Yeah, I know.

I haven't even been here and they're going to marry.

I know.

Well, if they know it's right, why should they wait?

What are we talking about?

Nothing.

Are you sure?

Yeah, whatever.

So, when's your brother going to town?

He knows what that guy.

Don't worry, though.

I told him we were remodeling and there wasn't any room for him anyway.

Nobody gets here.

He's gonna know you're lying.

He was bringing some girly picked up.

Trust me.

It's not worth them selling our house.

I just wish you would tell me before implicating me on one of your lives.

Babe, I was saving you.

I just prefer you to be honest with me.

So, you seem to be no pulse if it's a good thing.

Welcome to your five star intercontinental hotel in spa.

What?

Is the madam not happy with her accommodations?

I'm happy it doesn't matter.

It's not like we're going to be spending too much time on here in a way.

Well, trust me, you would much rather be here to have my brother's house.

And he's just all mobile and stuff since dad's married his girlfriend's mom.

Oh, because he's not married himself yet?

He knows.

He cares.

Oh, well, that's your dad.

He's just gonna capture your house.

Oh, I can't wait for either of them.

We got two hours until the ceremony.

So, what should we do?

Might as well take full advantage.

The lovely accommodation.

Whatever's in the damn room.

Oh, shh.

Oh, shh.

Oh, shh.

Oh, shh.

Oh, shh.

Oh, shh.

Oh, my God.

Yes, come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shh, shh, shh, shh.

There you go.

Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Oh... oh, it's fine.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm...

Yes.

Give me what?

Give me what?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, my god.

Do you just have a step and step and step and step.

What's up?

What's up?

It's Theresa.

What's the matter?

Is she back in him?

No, she's not back in out.

I mean, she's not told me.

She's locked herself in the room.

All the word over and help her?

No, no, you don't.

This is ridiculous.

I don't want my mother fucking things up for everyone.

You're a good man, George.

You don't know that Theresa is doing this on purpose to fuck with everyone.

You know what I mean?

I think it... you know, I just don't know anymore.

I really don't.

Alright, we'll look.

Someone has to run the reception hall.

I'll head down there and I'm in the meantime.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Sure.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

I think you were right.

We should have heard her space on this one.

What

does that hurt us?

Or kill us?

It only makes us stronger.

Right, Ms. Baxter.

Theresa!

You know, I am trying for the life of me to

figure out what is going on and I just can't.

What do you mean?

I mean, why are you even marrying my father?

And why is my relationship with your daughter just going nowhere?

And why the hell have you locked yourself up in here away from everybody?

And why am I here?

I haven't locked myself up away from everyone.

You're here.

That was my last question.

Why am I here?

Because you're getting cold feet.

I'm getting cold feet.

You're the one who's about to be married.

You're the one that's been putting off marrying my daughter.

What's an old lady like me getting married for anyway?

You're the ones that should be starting a life together.

I feel old.

Well, you don't look old.

And you certainly don't act old.

You don't have to feel old.

You don't feel old.

How am I supposed to feel?

Knowing what's about to happen.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

That's gonna make it happen.

Thank you for doing it.

Oh, my dad.

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, my god!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes, we didn't hear it yet.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Here.

Here.

You're serious.

Here.

You're serious.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

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Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh I still can hear my daughter.

You said I'd say about leaving your daughter.