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i' like to welcome you to the beginning

of our vacation introducing Alex the

life and soul of the party not in the

mood what's the matter bro you still

feeling busy but I'm not in the mood

just go man you think you're going to

hurl again I'm going to knock that

camera out of your hand okay okay okay

and that's like to present to you my two

Amigas from Madrid let's say hello to

our friends what's up [ __ ] would you

like to say anything to your mothers yes

oh that we're a pair of and we're going

to [ __ ] every guy that comes along

tonight and all the guys that come our

way oh everyone that comes along like

this

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Anna can you change the channel we have

other options they're all bad there's

nothing else to listen to and that's

that what's with this map I can't

understand anything

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haven't seen any place to eat it's

crazy well I don't see anything all

closed for

hola

hello

hello [ __ ] is anybody in here

coming look

hey Bundy Capa oh sorry we don't speak

newor ah

s should have told me I would have spoke

English so what's up yeah could I get

some of those cookies from MCA and uh

three gallons of water anything

else yeah um do you know the way uh to

the main Highway we're looking for a

place

called Kal Hoya Kalah Hoya ah cya

cya yes just go back up this main route

here H

so oh my God that's gross meat's

supposed to be cooked yeah but I think

it's seasoned with spices so that it

won't go bad what so what it's still

Pork yeah but it's good oh come on go

vegetarian already well I like it oh I

have to go to the bathroom to the right

so I'm going to go right here excuse me

excuse me where's the bathroom yes of

course uh go to the rear entrance it's

right back there you won't miss it I'm

sure thank

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you where were

we this one right

here Che out all the

um well what about over here can we go

this way yes that's an okay yeah Edward

going to do that okay this might take

you a little

uh water yeah oh yeah

please oh damn it no more jugs left here

I'll have to check back in the warehouse

just give me a

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minute for

hello

okay all right let's get the [ __ ] out of

here let's go okay take it easy

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all right is the waters how much do I

ow

$6 well I hope my directions were

helpful oh yes thank you very much okay

uh would you guys like some dried Meats

very good fine we're good we have all

kind let's go I'll make you de I said no

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for

I think we're doing fine just follow the

road and I'm sure we'll find a village

soon all

right okay it was not a good idea to

take that shortcut but on top of that

we're not clear about what the map says

seriously stop busting my whols I've

already been driving a long time and

none of you can drive so stop it and

that's that wait wait wait wait calm

down this is what we're going to have to

do here we're going to pull over and

camp out by the time we wake up in the

morning and hit the road tomorrow we'll

be cool Comm and collected see nothing

good at all has happened today babe take

it easy maybe we camp tonight and head

to the coast tomorrow hey I love you

Danny better hope those Coes are badass

I'm telling

you hell are you guys okay man what is

that out there Jesus NE is everything

all right you okay you okay back there I

don't know where what are you doing why

did you stop that are you trying to kill

us look over there there's a guy in the

middle of the road it was a close call I

almost ran him over really mother Christ

this is not what I need to happen all

right all right all right all right how

about we go see if he moves any no man I

think he's dead I don't know maybe he is

dead okay okay okay okay okay Cal down

okay now this is what I think I'm going

to go over there and I'm going to go

check to see if he's all right and if

he's not breathing we'll call the

authorities how are we going to do that

if we can't use our cell phones out here

are you kidding me now I'm going to go

outside

damn sir

you

okay

sir you all

right uh

sir oh [ __ ] he's he's alive he's alive

come over here help me what we do

back look maybe he passed out because he

had a heat stroke need take him to the

nearest hospital right away no no

hospitals not around we don't have any

cell phone reception what do we do it's

not any trouble would you take me to my

house okay yeah of course get him in the

car come on get him in the car come on

easy easy easy all right I got you I got

you get the door be careful be careful

get in

slowly there you go all right you all

right there you

go all

right come on hurry up get in all right

let's

go oh man the

pain over at the end of the road there

is a

Mill and then to the right is my

father's house yeah I think I see it up

there what happened to you on the road

back there looks like you fell in your

ass I don't know it was pretty weird I

was on a road it was pretty hot I don't

know I must have collapsed I can't

remember a thing well luckily we were

going by because otherwise you'd still

be laying there nobody drove by us all

day thanks for ride of course hey by the

way what's your name Cisco Cisco well

nice to meet you Cisco I'm paa Alex

Danny and Anna what's up

so you're not from here are you no we're

from Madrid we're on vacation on the

island

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I'm going to see if anyone's here

okay how you feeling better much better

Paul grab his arm thank you watch

out okay

hello is anybody

there hello

hello hey oh hey what's going on here

please we found a man on the road he

said he lived

here where's he at he's in the car want

to help us

thanks I live with your father see my

father and my son dad what happened to

you I don't know I just fell down oh

well I'm glad you're okay yes well guess

that's it for

oh my God

now so sorry guys my dad's kind of

hopeless right now and he wasn't

supposed to be out alone and he always

forgets his medications I hope it wasn't

too much trouble for you guys no not at

all it's okay well how about we invite

you to dinner and you can stay for the

evening no don't worry about it we got a

tent we're going camping we got

everything we need we got it all figured

out we appreciate it though no worries

be safe all right thank you thanks see

you later by sure yeah uh could you tell

me how to get back to the main road yeah

I could get you there fast now you go

down to where you came from about 7 km

you're going to make a ride and you'll

see the signs right there perfect thanks

I appreciate it have a nice day see you

later bye

oh great now what oh [ __ ] man let's

drive around let's get the [ __ ] out of

here how am I supposed to drive around

there with those stones and Thorns do

you want to get a flat tire

get out and see if there's anyone in

there oh hell what a

day what the

hell oh no

daddy oh my God oh my God lock the doors

roll it up roll it

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up what

what what the [ __ ] is that okay come on

oh

God [ __ ]

start go go go

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oh my

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Gody try stay C what are you

do what you think he's going to do

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Anna Anna got listen to me listen to me

look you got to look at me this is what

we're going to do we're going to head

back my God we're going to head back

over to Cisco hey get MyPhone then we

can call the authorities okay oh my God

Danny can you tell me how we're going to

get out of the car PA paa everything's

going to be all right all right you just

got to listen to me all right

everything's going to be okay right

settle down settle down everyone calm

down we're going to figure this out

we're going to head back to Cisco's

house

okay we're going to go on the count of

three one

two three come on come on let's go let's

go come on

Anna come on

keep

good who almost

there Cisco Cisco open up home please

help please come

on

Cisco follow me come on help

help help somebody anyone we need

help there

anybody here we got to find

Alex we need help right now we'll find

him later

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oh

Paula Alex

Danny Paula

Paula Paula Danny please wake

up [ __ ] what is this

[ __ ] Paula Paula please wake up

Paula what the [ __ ] is this what what

the [ __ ] what is

this Anna what's going on Anna I don't

know my

Danny where's Danny

Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny

Danny what's going on Danny what they do

to you

Dany oh God PA Paula please let your

voice someone will come I'm sure fine

okay calm down you want me to calm down

look at his face it's covered in blood

what did they do to you

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Danny Danny son of a [ __ ] where are

we there's got to be a way out of here

oh God we got to find a way

out oh my God what the [ __ ] are we doing

in here and where's Alex why isn't he

with us we're going to die

Paula no don't say that Paula calm

down no we're going to be fine we're

going to make it back home

okay I

promise someone's

coming look at the two pigies we have

Tomo how do you like your new place I

should have crushed your face on the

pavement ooh little piggy

bites you got a dirty

mouth you are a little pig huh where's

Alex he better be okay what are you

going to do stupid blun oh you think you

can threaten me oh no that's not how

this going to work right now we're the

ones calling the shots here

you go find Grandpa Tomo time for him to

see the merchandise

I don't think this one's going to sing

anymore calm down paa he was your

boyfriend right I don't think he's going

to come around again so you're not in

relationship no

more why did you do this to us why are

you doing

thisis Cisco seriously if you set us

free we won't say anything about what

happened here surely this was a mistake

you thought we were some other people

please we don't any trouble just let us

go and we won't tell anyone oh you're

ready to negotiate huh so soon it

usually takes people day do what do you

want from us money we've got about

€2,000 between us it's all yours don't

you think if we wanted the money we

would have taken it already you don't

understand anything do you if I want

something I just take

it no I want this

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a what do you think

Papa nice elections

huh what did you happen to get these

Madrid or something like

that

sir we didn't do anything I swear if you

let us go we won't say a word did I ask

you anything [ __ ]

Foreigner look I don't know what you're

up to but it's illegal you can't keep us

here okay it's a

crime right here I am the law and here

you do whatever it is I tell you to do

is that clear what do you want from my

you piece of [ __ ] an explanation that's

not even worth it sir please let us go

I'm sure that there's some way we can

work this whole thing out if you want us

to leave your land we'll leave your land

and we'll get it out of your hair for

good I'm serious surely we can settle

this as civilized people but please

that's it nothing has even happened yet

sh

up if either one of you speak again I'll

cut your tongue right out are we clear

you can't do this to us [ __ ] goddamn

foreigners you're here upsetting

everything and you have no right to do

what you do because of this war we have

won this war [ __ ] him H let's

go tell Tito to feed

them no problem don't take too long no

papa

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hey hey you better put me down I said

put me down where am I cut me loose now

you better do it right now let me

down what are you going to do with that

what do you want to do with

me help sir please let me go you sick

[ __ ] you better just let me down you

better let me down

now please just just let me go

what's that what is

that please what are you doing I'll do

anything you ask me to please stop

please what do you want from me please

I'm begging you no please what do you

want from me please put those down what

are you going to do to me I said what

are you going to do to me no please what

are you

do son of a [ __ ] I'm going to kill you

I'm going to [ __ ] kill

yall when I get down from

here I'm going to find you and kill your

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ass I'm going to kill you

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oh

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D you want something to eat huh

please please help us please you don't

hey please help

me Hey where's

Alex please what is

this pleas get us out of here I know you

don't want to do anything to

us out of

here oh

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I think I'm going to be sick

Paula

Paula

Paula Paula did you eat it

Paula Paula Paula answer me

Paula daddy

daddy daddy honey are you

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okay Danny oh my

God PA what the [ __ ] get this

place where are we I don't know but they

locked us in this [ __ ]

cage I don't know what the hell they

want from

us what is Alex they took him away I

don't know where he

is [ __ ]

hell they're going to kill

us they're going to kill

us they're going to kill us

they're going to kill

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us I'm going to kill us please Paula

calm

down

hey every everything's going to be okay

no we're going to die

no give me your hand give me your hand

come

on

well as you woke up Sleeping Beauty

maybe I cross a line when I hit you so

hard

you hey what did you do to us oh who do

you think you are if you late to the

movie tough

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well he looks like you have a boyfriend

again what a shame now he'll have to see

it

come on get

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up son of a [ __ ] stop pointing that gun

at her if you don't I'll kill you shut

up or I'll PMP you for a

medal please Sisco don't hurt us let us

go please I was just thinking the same

thing that you are Let's Make a Deal

what kind of deal it's just something I

like to do with all the girls I like you

know oh no it'd be a shame to spoil such

a beautiful thing

look you have to do me a little favor

with your little mouth you know eh oh no

please please and then I'll let you go

and you're free don't believe him he's

ly your mouth you speak again and I will

blow your brains out my God

okay I will just please just let him go

okay

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please sorry but no this offer is good

for only one

person okay I'm ready you bit you let

her go

now Paula get me out of here come on get

me out of here please Paula I'm really

sorry no Paula Paula PA paa

pa pa you just wait PA

h

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yes right to

what the [ __ ] is this Anna what the [ __ ]

is this I don't know okay what the [ __ ]

do they want from us we just need to get

out Danny

Danny Danny you have to calm down how do

you expect me to calm down I got to get

out of

here coming

you [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] hey you [ __ ]

what' you do where is

he huh stupid [ __ ] answer me tell me

what the [ __ ] you

do you're not we a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ]

coward you hear me you're a [ __ ]

coward you don't have the balls to fight

me hey when I get out of here I'm going

to bite off that goddamn face of yours I

promise you that you hear me

bastard now you just piss me

off do you think you're tough huh do you

think you can beat me

H I can beat you anytime

[ __ ] this guy really has some

balls tato get him

out no hey hey get away from me you

bastard hey no wait

stop [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no

no [ __ ] let me go let me down

you son of a

[ __ ] well let's see what you

got come on now

you want to fight

me is that all you got for me see if you

a real hero you wouldn't have allowed me

to kill your girlfriend

my

girl

pa don't make promises you cannot

keep but now I'm going to make you

promise that this will hurt

tto go get the

wood what you don't have anything to say

now

you wanted to kill me huh no no no

please don't no no no no no no no please

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daddy daddy

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oh

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what are you looking

at let go of me no leave me alone no put

me down stop stop

it let go of me let go of me put me down

no what are you doing

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you humored the old man or I'll cut your

[ __ ] tits off you got

me look what did I say about wearing

that mask in the house I've told you a

thousand times stop wearing that [ __ ]

thing in the

house you have to forgive him he's a

little not so right in the head believe

me you must be hungry

go on eat all of this you see here is

typically myor in product okay the best

in my yor come on have some have some

woman don't be shy you don't like

anything myorkin you're disappointing me

come on woman eat have some all I want

to do is have dinner and get to know you

better look at here we have fresh baked

empanadas honey come on no thanks

my family suffered through

starvation I know what it's like to

starve the first years of the war

[ __ ] Nazi [ __ ] those bastards

came over here and made off with

everything there was even the food they

killed our pigs and ate them in this

town people didn't starve because of my

father and my grandfather and other

brave men saved all of us from dying of

starvation but this war this war we've

already won we've already won this war

Franco Franco hasn't made a move in

months and I'm telling you the

truth I don't give an ounce of [ __ ]

about you you're here because I want my

grandson to May to pop his Cherry with

you yes too he's a good-look boy look at

him look at get get up Tom too come here

come here isn't he handsome the thing is

he's a bit shy with women not that he's

shy but he doesn't know how to ask for

it I'm asking for him you understand

this then you go upstairs okay Tomo

what's the matter where you going you'll

enjoy it he's got a really nice set of w

yes he does don't you listen to me you

understand don't you mess this up your

father was a pansy when it came to this

I want you to go straight into her

straight into her

go be a man that's my

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boy

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[ __ ] come here tell to come

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ditto TI up and don't bother me

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anymore

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e e

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get him

oh

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G

h

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m e

okay

are you going to need something else for

there well good

night for

h

oh

shut up her I'll stick it in your neck

you're going to threaten a poor old man

who can't

walk shut up

oh

for

e for

h

oh for

a

what the

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oh

dny

Dy come

on come

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on get me out of here please get me out

of here

please easy it hurts

oh I'm sorry I'm sorry God please be

careful shut up okay you're making me

nervous and you got to get me the [ __ ]

out of this okay

oh you got to take the other one out

Anna oh God

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come

on come on get

up come

on okay okay come

on

oh come on get

walking okay

okay you got

it

okayo

Kito Kito they're getting away get them

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to where are

you to

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come on come on we have to keep moving

please I can't run anymore I can't run

anymore no come on run go on without me

go on without me you got to make a run

for it you got to leave you understand

me grw you got to get going go get out

of here don't you ever stop

you're

prick what are you going to do to me

huh what are you going to do to me you

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what

for for

for

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two for

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the

f for

what

oh

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for

for for

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yeah e

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come here you son of a [ __ ]

stop please

please come

back please

spe

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and you

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this is for to

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a

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night

I

time the way

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hey

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hey it's

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all

day girl got

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toight

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hey make

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oh

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welc to

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back back

countar back count at stars

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