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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,152 Stop it immediately! Examination is running! 2 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,990 Who was drumming? 3 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:08,551 - Oh, it is you again! - I was dreaming so muchā€¦ 4 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,152 Well, you should finally understand, that the art is merciless. 5 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:18,036 Next enrolment starts in autumn. Well, you may have a chance then... 6 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,071 Lida, for how long have you been skating? 7 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,191 Since I was eight. 8 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,713 - And you? - Since I was five. 9 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,311 Do you see now? 10 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,673 But I amā€¦ 11 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,836 Ice-dancing is not just dancing. 12 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,553 It takes a lot of efforts! 13 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:43,999 Ballerina while performing loses as many calories, 14 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,634 as hammerer for his shift. 15 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,115 But I am only 47 kilogrammes. 16 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,593 It doesnā€™t matter! 17 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,717 You should be training in summer and winter! 18 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,274 But where will I be training, 19 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,954 if there is no ice in Poltava in summer? 20 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:03,030 Well, you should buy than rollerblades and keep training on the asphalt. 21 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,992 On the asphalt? 22 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,511 - Slava! - Hello! 23 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,793 What a nice plant! 24 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,718 Yes, it is. Why? 25 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,109 - May I take it for keeping it safe? - Of course! 26 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:56,509 Because you are on the wheels too, you must know the driving regulations. 27 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,675 Why are you driving on the centre line? 28 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,197 But, maybe, I am looking for the centre lineā€¦ 29 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,032 of my life! 30 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,398 Thatā€™s interesting! Where are you going? 31 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,838 - To the North Pole. - Itā€™s a pity, it is out of my way. 32 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,317 - Do you need a lift? - No, thank you. 33 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,710 - Are you sure? - Yes, I am. 34 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,557 Lieutenant Podorozhny! 35 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,590 Your credentials! 36 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,395 Are you having fun? 37 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,792 - Comrade lieutenant! - Yes? 38 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,758 - Comrade lieutenant! - Yes? 39 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,636 I lost my traction, do you understand? 40 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,639 Yes, I see, how you lost your traction. 41 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,590 Pass by. 42 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,640 I wonā€™t eat it. I will dry it up. 43 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,599 - For compote? - To remember you. 44 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,990 Stop looking at those pictures! Highway ā€“ thatā€™s what is beautiful! 45 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,874 Arenā€™t you tired of all the same every day? 46 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,720 How can you think that? Just imagine: Yalta, the Carpathians, the gardens of Vinnitsa. 47 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,680 The golden fields of Poltava. Today you are here ā€“ tomorrow you are there. 48 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,631 You are moving all the time. 49 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,955 The song of wheels, the song of alarms. 50 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,639 Are there any victims? 51 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,040 According to the beginning, there will be some victims. 52 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,912 Itā€™s a girl again! 53 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,435 Hegh... you! Just a little bit more and I wouldā€¦ 54 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,989 I just wanted to pass by, but the engine died out. 55 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,071 Start it up! 56 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,392 Let me do it! 57 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,910 Hey, pal, I have many people in the bus. 58 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,231 You should understand! 59 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,312 Take your seats, comrades, take your seats! 60 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,909 And I have the art! 61 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,914 Do you call this an art? 62 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,470 Every hipster will tell me what to do! 63 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,397 Who is the hipster? Who is the hipster?! 64 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,716 I wonā€™t let a dummy like you drive. 65 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,757 Please clear the way. 66 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,976 Youā€™ve put on the golden sign and think you are the best! 67 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,399 - Be quiet! - Stop it! 68 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,477 The driver matches his vehicle! 69 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,195 You are not so important as you think! 70 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,990 I donā€™t want waste my time for you! 71 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,713 But I could beat him up! 72 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,671 Holiday-maker! 73 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,433 - As I see, you are a desperate one. - Šžh, you donā€™t know me at all. 74 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,912 Thatā€™s true. Koshevoy Slava. 75 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,151 - Good evening! - Why? 76 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,591 Liudmila Good Evening. 77 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,749 - It is my mate. - Gruch. Valeriy. 78 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,156 Hello! 79 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,037 Actually, my granny doesnā€™t allow me to talk to strangers. 80 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,073 - And what did father say? - Nothing. 81 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,194 He is in India. He is building a factory. He is an adjuster. 82 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,000 And you are planning to go to India on the roller-blades? 83 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,912 I will not make it to India. 84 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,071 And how far are you planning to make it? 85 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,956 I wish all the dreams come trueā€¦ 86 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:02,272 - You want too much! - Itā€™s not too much. 87 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,120 I dreamed at first to be a broadcaster on TV. 88 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,198 I didnā€™t win the competition. Something was wrong with my diction. 89 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,077 Afterwards I dreamed to be a flight attendant on Tu-104. 90 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,118 It didnā€™t work out. 91 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,676 But I am planning to join the ice-dancing in autumn. 92 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,675 - You are looking for some glamorous profession. - I love everything beautiful. 93 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,192 Than you have plenty of choices. 94 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,431 Didnā€™t you try to be a model? 95 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,558 - And what is wrong with it? - There is nothing wrong. 96 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,917 Just walk on the podium. And show your forms. 97 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,954 There is no responsibility. And it is very glamorous. 98 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,758 - Stop the bus! - Why? 99 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,632 Stop the bus, or Iā€™m going to jump! 100 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,640 - But itā€™s not your stop yet? - It doesnā€™t matter, Iā€™ll alight here. 101 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,278 Here you go! Keep the change! 102 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,736 With temper like that you will not find the right profession. 103 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,079 No, I will! 104 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,600 And remember that it is not a matter of our position, it is our ability that shine! 105 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,512 It is what I was dreaming of! 106 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,159 Iā€™ll write it down. 107 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,349 The guides for the touristic vehicles are wanted. 108 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,196 For the touristic vehicles. 109 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,796 Monsieur, look to the left! Signors, look to the right! 110 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,839 Ladies and gentlemen, please be so kind to turn round. 111 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,551 How interesting! 112 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,432 Shevchenko, 9. 113 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,710 Shevchenko, 9. 114 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,311 - Please! - Thank you. 115 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,436 Don't worry, they are domestic. 116 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,511 Will you tell me how can I get to... 117 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,880 Can you please tell me how to get to the Shevchenko square? 118 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,832 Go straight. Would you like some syrup? 119 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,871 Yes. Oh, no, no! 120 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,560 - Are you applying for the guide for the touristic vehicles? - Yes! For the touristic vehicles. 121 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,519 Why are you attracted to this profession? 122 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:47,111 The route. The Carpathians, Yalta. 123 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,358 The gardens of Vinnitsa, the golden fields of Poltava. 124 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,995 It is nice, indeed! 125 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,794 And you are still sitting here in the office! 126 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,909 No, dear lady! 127 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,078 This job is not for you. 128 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,157 Why is it not for me? 129 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,433 Please! 130 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,999 What is it? 131 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,556 - It is my autobiography. - Yes. 132 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:37,358 There are the place of birth and place of studyā€¦ 133 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,393 And what is it? 134 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,828 It is a certificate. 135 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,868 Is given to Liudmila Good Evening to confirm, that she has a talent. 136 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,549 It is valid till 1 of October. 137 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,077 Bobiy is listening. 138 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,191 How did it happen, comrade Bobiy? 139 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,396 I am all alone again. 140 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,079 What has happenned? 141 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,639 Please wait! 142 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,270 Refuelling operator Petrenko, which you've sent... 143 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,715 - Escaped again? - Not just that. It is even worse. 144 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,797 Did she get married? 145 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,510 It is not funny at all. I hope I will make it till retiring pension. 146 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,280 It is your fault of sending to my fuel station beautiful women. 147 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,516 Please call later, Panas Petrovych. 148 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,716 I'm equipping the transport column. 149 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,595 It does sound like a complex situation! 150 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,789 Instead of giving the fuel to the vehicles, I'm giving the brides. 151 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,592 Lady! 152 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,198 Listen to me, lady! 153 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,079 Would you like to be a refuelling operator? 154 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,597 - What is it? - You should go, go! 155 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,273 It is fantastic place! 156 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,078 There are the sun, fresh air and fuel! 157 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,670 There are the route and the best people. There are artists, ministers and generals! 158 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,591 There were some astronauts few days ago. 159 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:15,868 Dear lady, it is so peaceful thereā€¦ There are gardens, fields and silenceā€¦ 160 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,956 So? Do you agree? 161 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,631 Is there an asphalt? 162 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,191 Why does it matter? 163 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,070 I need to do my trainings. 164 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,314 I am planning to join the ice-dancing show in autumn. 165 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,116 - Thank you! - You are welcome! 166 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,357 May I? 167 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,557 Shortage. 168 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,797 The candies ā€œKiss-kiss" - 2 kilogrammes. Where are ā€œKiss-kissā€? 169 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,674 Well, you should understand that I am a woman and I have my weakness. 170 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,196 What about beer... - is it also womanā€™s weakness? 171 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,311 What about the liver? Where is a liver? 172 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,432 Panas Petrovych, you have a short memory! 173 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,273 Ah, you are right. I ate the liver. 174 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,550 - My lovely! - Rogneda Karpovna! 175 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:39,353 I am an inspector. You are the inspected person. 176 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,631 There is no ā€œmy lovelyā€, is it clear? 177 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,395 I make mistakes all my life and thatā€™s how I learn. 178 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,956 What are you looking for? 179 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,958 I have... 180 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,672 A referral. 181 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,470 My dear! 182 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,468 My pretty lady! 183 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:16,549 This is the petrol filling station of 1954, semi-automatic machine. 184 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,752 This is the oil filling station. 185 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,276 You lift it, put it in, press it and tank it. 186 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,312 Of course it is not a resort, dear lady. 187 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,200 - Pardon? - Iā€™m saying it is not a resort! 188 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,800 Everybody is in hurry and very worried. 189 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,150 Sometimes the drivers can be rude. 190 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,476 But you shouldnā€™t pay any attention. 191 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,359 The main rule is ā€“ donā€™t go ahead, donā€™t stand behind, 192 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,916 and donā€™t stay in the middle, but follow the instruction. 193 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,992 - Please! - No, thank you! 194 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,191 As you wish. It makes life longer. 195 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,192 And this makes life shorter. 196 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,960 - Petrovych, is she new? - Nineteenth, but... 197 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,277 Youā€™ll get use to it, people are nice here. 198 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:09,635 This is the petrol filling station of 1954, automatic machine. 199 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,111 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 and so onā€¦up to 100 litres. 200 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,960 Turn it on here, the machine starts working. 201 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,754 Keep track of indicator, then go to office. 202 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,672 Write it down. 203 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,996 Make out a document. 204 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,279 Make a note. 205 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,038 Proceed. 206 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,511 Receive the money. Count the money. 207 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,831 Make a record. 208 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,356 Tear off. 209 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,158 Put a stamp. 210 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,198 Proceed. 211 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,679 Turn off. 212 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,074 - Is that it? - Yes! 213 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,032 - Itā€™s not so hard! - Glad to hear that. 214 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,913 But if you stop the traffic even for a minute, 215 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,472 and make a traffic jam... 216 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,879 Where are you going? 217 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,920 Where is this damn refuelling operator? 218 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,355 But I donā€™t know where is the tank of this car. 219 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,034 Do you want the milk to be sour? 220 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,954 Please donā€™t worry, canā€™t you see Iā€™m refuelling your vehicle? 221 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,549 Why are you refuelling me the last? 222 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,633 Come on, come on! 223 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,640 Please try to understand, this person has a wedding! 224 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,831 Refuelling operator! 225 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,191 Refuelling operator! 226 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,872 Damn it! 227 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,794 Are you sleeping at work? Hey, hussy! 228 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,392 Refuel! 229 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,336 Please donā€™t yell at me. If you say rude things to me, you will not get any fuel at all. 230 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,759 Shhh! 231 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,475 - No way! You should be ā€œshhhā€! - Everybody feels so important here! 232 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,872 Comrade driver! 233 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,880 Lieutenant Podorozhny! Your credentials, please! 233 00:24:32,640... > 00:24:34,710 - So? - Just a minute. 234 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,194 - Medved Aleksandr Yefimovich. - Yes. 235 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,158 - You were given a very important vehicle. - Yes. 236 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,272 - First class driver. - Yes. 237 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,696 - Why are you being so rude? - No, Iā€™m not... 238 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,520 - What do you mean ā€œyou are notā€? - Yes, I am! 239 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,796 I have even done it to Philosophy Doctors. They got smarter after. 240 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,032 What are you looking at? 241 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,753 What are you looking at? 242 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,311 At first the police is a pain in the neck, then... 243 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,716 you should work as a water spray holder at the hair salon. 244 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,388 Hey you! 245 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,631 Please sir! 246 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,917 Please sir! 247 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,674 Please sir, what about the money? Please sir! 248 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,992 - Liudmila, come here! - What? 249 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:15,317 - How many litres did he take? - 370. 250 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,831 I warned you. 251 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,753 So now, my sweetie, we will hold back it from your salary. 252 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,154 As it is stated in the rules. 253 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,994 Your tears will not fix it. 254 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,591 My roller-blades! 255 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,196 Welcome! 256 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,153 Give it back to me! 257 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,234 I will leave, so what? 258 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,870 And who is going to pay for 370 litres? 259 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,149 Panas Petrovych? 260 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,096 I will lend some money from my grandmother and will send you. 261 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,509 From grandmother? Who is going to help grandmother? 262 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,840 Well, I will work off the money Iā€™ve borrowed and than Iā€™ll leave. 263 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,520 She thinks she will leave so easy! Who will let you go? 264 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,071 Panas Petrovych! 265 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,396 Applause! The people are exulting at the stadium. 266 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,436 - There is a woman... - Where? 267 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,752 Šh, Liudmila! 268 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,395 I let her stay in my room temporary. Temporary. 269 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,438 I wanted to be attentive and thoughtful.. 270 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,671 To young generation. 271 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,319 To youngā€¦ 272 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,312 - Are you jealous again? - Who, me?! 273 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,755 - Yes. - To this ā€œpretty ladyā€? 274 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,191 She will be taken away. 275 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,871 She will be definitely taken away. 276 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,231 I understand you, sweetie. 277 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,869 I understand why you want to run away. 278 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,351 You are right! Run away from here as soon as you can! 279 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:30,152 Oh my God! Itā€™s all the same here each season of the year. 280 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,754 All the same over and over. 281 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,314 So what should I do? 282 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,136 You should quit the job by your own free will. 283 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,037 But the boss doesnā€™t let me. 284 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,355 Then you should work badly. 285 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,278 But what can I do then? 286 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,796 Letā€™s see what the rules say: 287 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,111 Bureaucracy. 288 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,153 Poor service. 289 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,954 Rudeness and sloth. 290 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,754 Hmā€¦ 291 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:11,157 What if I try ā€œrudeness and slothā€? 292 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,671 Do you have some fuel? 293 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,077 We donā€™t refuel the oxen. 294 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,152 Thank you, old man! 295 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,918 Is she new? 296 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,913 Who is she? 297 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,112 Surprise! 298 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,916 Please, tell me, dear lady, what movie were you in? 299 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,197 Itā€™s prohibited to smoke here. 300 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,856 - I havenā€™t light it yet. - And I have the rules I need to follow. 301 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,916 Come on, pick it up! 302 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,798 - To where? - There! 303 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,311 Not there! Into the trash bin! 304 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,433 Please! 305 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,473 Stop giving the orders and refuel my vehicle. 306 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,472 I will not refuel your vehicle. 307 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,153 Why is that? 308 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,296 Because it is dirty and the driver isnā€™t shaved too. 309 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,355 - Really? - Yes! 310 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,875 Are you from the sanitary inspection? I said refuel it! 311 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,230 - Are you being slothful? - Exactly! 312 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,360 The book of complaints is there, by the operator. 313 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,873 Panas Petrovych! 314 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,598 What a rude girl! 315 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,751 He shouldnā€™t be mad at me. 316 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,468 He should better look at this driver. A creampuff! 317 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,754 Always. Please. You are welcome. 318 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,149 Just look at him! 319 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,868 Look: film worker is driving on the route. 320 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,515 And look at the vehicle! 321 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,216 How awful the driver looks like! How awful the vehicle looks like! 322 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,719 Give me your cap! 323 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,070 It is dirty and smells like fuel. 324 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,256 How can he bring the beauty to people if he is not tidy? 325 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,350 He doesnā€™t pay enough attention to beauty. 326 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,479 - You shouldnā€™t be rude with customers! - Why not? 327 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,152 Be quiet! She is right! She acts according to the rules! 328 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,912 How can she be so rude! 329 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,638 Oh, well! 330 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,071 - Have you seen it? - She is right. 331 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,636 I just donā€™t want to waste my time for her. 332 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,950 Yes, sweetie, not everybody knows how to be rude. 333 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,191 You should have talent for it. 334 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,590 So what! If I am not fired, 335 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,798 then I should work on my life here. 336 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,112 For what? You will work off your debt and thatā€™s it! 337 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,952 And what about the advance payment? 338 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,276 What advance payment? Just a minute! 339 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,880 I asked for an advance payment to send some money for my grandmother. 340 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,590 Well, then you should stretch the time. 341 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,797 But I canā€™t work like that, Rogneda Karpovna. 342 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,991 What do you mean ā€œyou canā€™tā€! What if you have to? 343 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,838 What are you teaching me? 344 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,360 You should better think about your canteen. 345 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,596 It seems like there are no napkins at all. 346 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,392 Who are you to judge? 347 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,959 Arenā€™t you ashamed? 348 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,800 How can you have fake flowers in summer? 349 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,696 There are no fresh cucumbers or tomatoes in the canteen, 350 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,790 It looks like we are not in Ukraine. 351 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,991 And the beer is always sour! 352 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,468 You are a nutjob! 353 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,472 Why are the chickens running outside? 354 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,953 What a rude girl! 355 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,718 - Rogneda Karpovna! - Iā€™m on my way! 356 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,153 Are you an Old Believer? 357 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,279 Oh no. I would like to have 2 double shots of vodka in one glass. 358 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,833 I canā€™t put it in one glass. It is against the rules. 359 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,871 And a pickle. 360 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,873 Here you go! 361 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,315 Iā€™m not used to half-measures! 362 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,360 - Check it out! The Slave of God is refueling. - Yeahā€¦you can see how the chains are melting. 363 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,353 Donā€™t forget, Holy father, that the bus departs without any notice. 364 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,679 Oh my God! 365 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,751 You almost ruined my lunch. 366 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,592 How can it be, without any notice? 367 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,195 Itā€™s disgraceful! 368 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,674 Who is in charge here? 369 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,279 At the telecom cabin. 370 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,392 Who is in charge here? 371 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,318 I am asking you, who is in charge? 372 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,708 Itā€™s not right, my dear. Why the radio is broken? 373 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,439 Itā€™s not right. 374 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,832 Just imagine, a person needs to use the bathroom, but when he gets out the bus is goneā€¦ 375 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,639 Itā€™s not right! 376 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,396 You should announce on the radio! 377 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,656 You are right, comradeā€¦ Oh no, excuse me, comrade Holy Father! 378 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,216 You are right! We even do have a microphone, 379 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,639 but we donā€™t use it at allā€¦ 380 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,909 itā€™s not right. 381 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,390 It is my dream to be a broadcaster. 382 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,993 A broadcaster? 383 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,160 - Would you like to try? - With a great pleasure. 384 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,719 - Are you ok, Holy Father? - It is an exercise for diction. 385 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,598 Iā€™m practicing it daily. 386 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,276 Lay people! Please forgive me, dear God! 387 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,836 Comrades passengers! 388 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,268 Attention! 389 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:50,277 Express bus ā€œDonetsk-Kievā€ is departing. 390 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,318 - Oh my God! - Whatā€™s wrong? 391 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,949 I have just departed the bus I was taking. 392 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,838 Wait! 393 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,314 Wait! 394 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,839 Please stop! 395 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,832 Stop! 396 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:13,755 Dear policeman, what kind of service is it? 397 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,320 I have my luggage in that bus. It will be stolen! 398 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:20,030 Holy Father, why you do believe in God, but you donā€™t trust the people? 399 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,389 Take a sit. 400 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,397 - We will catch them! - Great! 401 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,957 I always believed in greatness of human soul. 402 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,838 I will quit, I promise, I will quit! 403 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,593 Catch them! 404 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,552 - Panas Petrovych! - Whatā€™s wrong? 405 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,909 Panas Petrovych! 406 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,434 How can it be like that? 407 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,456 How can even the Holy Father, who is not a very modern person, shows us the mistakes. 408 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,736 - How can we work like that? - Why should I pay attention to Holy Father? 409 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,354 I have been working at this gas station for 17 years 410 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,994 and have always received only gratitude. 411 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,673 Panas Petrovych! 412 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,791 I donā€™t understand, what do you want? 413 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,157 Please take a look the way we live here. Like in the Stone Age. 414 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,879 No cinema, no TV. 415 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,440 But it is possible even for Taras to play some movies here. 416 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,517 Sweetie, the drivers come here for fuel 417 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,176 And we even donā€™t know their names! Do you think they need your cinema?! 418 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,191 Yes, and we donā€™t have the best service here. 419 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,480 What? 420 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,336 Good service is the ability to serve in the best way. 421 00:39:18,000... > 00:39:19,115 Panas Petrovych! 421 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,078 Why canā€™t we put here a mail box? 422 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,176 While refueling the car, the driver can send a letter to his home town. 423 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,476 Something like ā€œIā€™m sending you the letter from the gas station 343-17ā€. 424 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,919 We should also have a flowerbed with some nice flowers. 425 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,314 We donā€™t have money for that! 426 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,616 Itā€™s ok! I will ask some drivers and they will bring me some: 427 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,536 From Crimea ā€“ roses, From Carpathians ā€“ edelweiss. 428 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,560 - For free? - Yes. 429 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:39,869 Ok. 430 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,788 Panas Petrovych! 431 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,116 - I canā€™t refuel the empty one! - Why not? 432 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,715 Why canā€™t you refuel it? 433 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,216 What do you mean ā€œwhyā€? They shouldnā€™t be carrying ā€œthe airā€. 434 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:57,536 Do you know what? We also could make a wall newspaper. 436 00:39:55,560 > 00:39:57,357 Or something like ā€œCaricature wall newspaperā€. 435 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,000 - What? No caricatures. - Why not? We can call it ā€œFuel pumpā€. 436 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,120 - Do you understand, that I amā€¦ - Please, dear Panas Petrovych! 437 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,240 There are also many passengers with children, arenā€™t there? 438 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,680 We can organize the playground. There will be a sandbox, 439 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,870 little merry-go-round. 440 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,553 - Merry-go-round, sandboxā€¦. - Yes! 441 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,559 Listen! Itā€™s a local theater on air. 442 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,439 What else do you want, maybe a wedding palace? 443 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,592 Why not? You can be the first client. 444 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,156 - With who? - With Rogneda Karpovna. 445 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,953 Itā€™s not bad! 446 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,836 She has shortage during every inspection. 447 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,720 It would be different, if you were married. 448 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,080 - Even in the canteen... - No, no! 449 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,736 I agree to the ā€œNail in the tireā€ wall newspaper. 450 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,149 - Here is some money. - Thank you. 451 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,236 Go and buy... 452 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,398 Some ink. 453 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,072 A brush. 454 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,117 Water-colours. 455 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,868 - And... - Pins? 456 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,838 Yes, pins. 457 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,750 We, as motion picture operators, have very hard work. 458 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,000 We are rolling at daytime and at night. 459 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,296 Cinema should be brought to people, money should be brought to the booking office. 460 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,151 - What do you think? - You are an action boy. 461 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,312 Excuse me. 462 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,990 The color of your eyes. 463 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,792 Excuse me, may I ask... 464 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,553 is it a girl? 465 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,918 Oh, no, you are wrong. There is just a new rule we all need to follow. 466 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,040 All the people working in the artistic world should be dressed according to the fashion. 467 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,952 Then... 468 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,874 Then I would like to offerā€¦ 469 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:14,993 Semyon the ostler has bought a dozen of that. He said: for equipage. 470 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,398 - What is it? - It is for working out. 471 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,633 Iā€™ll take it! 472 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:25,878 - Here you go! - Thank you. 473 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,233 So I guess I shouldnā€™t be saving on beauty. 474 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,640 Stop knocking! I said stop knocking! 475 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,278 What? Are you still on the wheels? 476 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,472 - Ah! Is it you? Hello! - I have been in Yalta three times already. 477 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,199 Why are you stuck here? 478 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,396 On the faith of your advice I work as a model. 479 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,154 And I demonstrate the outfits for refueling operators. 480 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,634 What? Here? 481 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,000 But you said that ā€œit is not a matter of our position, 482 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,599 it is our ability that shineā€. 483 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,674 - I donā€™t understand. - I have noticed it before. 484 00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,998 Ok, but what has happened to your dream? 485 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,636 What? Canā€™t you see Iā€™m practising? In autumn Iā€™ll go to ballet. 486 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,193 He is going to take her away! 487 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,960 I wonā€™t make it till pension, heā€™ll take her away! 488 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,393 So what! It doesnā€™t matter. It was quiet and peaceful before. 489 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,920 - And now there is no good service. - Why donā€™t we have any good service now? 490 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,072 Because everybody is coming for refuelling here now. 491 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,352 It is noisy and never enough napkins. 492 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,318 Oh, here you go! Another one. 493 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,032 Just look at him! 494 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,637 100 gramms! 495 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,191 No, a beer! 496 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,600 No, I would like a bottle of mineral water. 497 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,157 Stop pulling my leg! 498 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,478 Are you watching? 499 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,190 He is a macho on the route. 500 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,040 I told you: he is going to take her away. 501 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,592 Comrade Podorozhnyi, follow me! 502 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,069 Stop! I said stop! 503 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,915 Stop! Wait! 504 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,312 Are you talking to me, Panas Petrovych? 505 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,315 Please refill the regular customer. 506 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,039 With a pleasure! 507 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,155 - Please! - No worries! 508 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,913 No worries. 509 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,912 Panas Petrovych, what is it? 510 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,913 It is an instrument for slim figure. 511 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,518 Liudmila! 512 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:22,952 - The guy who took our fuel without paying is here! - I can see. 513 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,070 Hey, girl! 514 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,555 - Take your money! - Give it to me! 515 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,120 - Oh, you are a wrong girl! - No, Iā€™m not! Hello! 516 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,079 You have changed so much. 517 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,638 10.36. 518 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,878 One, two, three... 519 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,496 Listen, you should forgive me, for what happened the other day. 520 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,953 No worries! I understand. 521 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,755 You should understand, that it was all police fault. 522 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,434 The police is a pain in the neck. 523 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,997 Also it was a very long day at work. I havenā€™t slept for two days in a row. 524 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:14,271 1,2,3... It is ten here. And 36 more. 525 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,312 35. 526 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,149 Youā€™ll owe me 1 kopiyka. 527 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,073 - I also need 100 litres. - You know how to do it. 528 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,351 - Here you go. - No, money go there. 529 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,158 - Where? - There. 530 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,511 - Is it like that? - Yes it is. 531 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,000 After refueling your car you should bring money into booking office. Self-service. 532 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,391 Trust. 533 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,115 Thatā€™s interesting! 534 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,278 Panas Petrovych! 535 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,398 Donā€™t make people laugh! Ballerina! 536 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,990 Please come over! Goodbye! 537 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,598 Panas Petrovych! 538 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,068 The money. 539 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,436 - The money is always good. Is it your debt? - Yes! 540 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,194 No, no, I canā€™t fire you! 541 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,955 - Why not? - Why do you think I gave you the money for ink? 542 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,151 Why did I set a mail box? 543 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:05,279 And Iā€™m writing a report for buying a rocking chair. 544 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,016 First of all it is not a rocking chair, but a merry-go-round. 545 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,473 - Rocking chair! - Merry-go-round! 546 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,877 You are a merry-go-round! Today you go to one direction, 547 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,435 tomorrow to another one! Iā€™m not going to fire you! 548 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,034 Panas Petrovych! 549 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,635 - How can you? - You donā€™t have any right to act like that! 550 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:27,037 Rogneda Karpovna, why do you want to get rid of me so badly? 551 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,274 Who said that? I have better things to do. 552 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,276 - Are they from paper again? - Who are you to judge? 553 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,496 I donā€™t care. But you are going to stay here forever. 554 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,200 Comrade Good Evening, you will have to work 555 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,839 for another 2 weeks. 556 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,080 Why is that? 557 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,993 Because according to the rules I will have to find a new worker. 558 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,549 Iā€™m going send your notification to my superiors. 559 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,440 According to the rules. To the superiors. 560 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,919 Panas Petrovych! 561 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,754 I could work as a refueling operator as a part-job. 562 00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,189 How is that? 563 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,920 You will pump the fuel with one hand, and the beer with another? 564 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,958 Like a part-time job. 565 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,952 There is not much order at the canteen. 566 00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,631 Panas Petrovych! 567 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,517 Take your cargo and then I will refill you! 568 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,113 Please! 569 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,798 Do you understand what is he saying? 570 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,536 He says, that if you donā€™t refill his tank 571 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,760 the chicks will hatch out of eggs. 574 00:53:33,640... > 00:53:34,959 How dare you? 572 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,960 He is driving in an empty car and doesnā€™t want to help with some cargo. 573 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,993 Itā€™s clear! Take the cargo and go! 574 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,753 But I have to follow the rules! 575 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:44,913 Load it on then. 576 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,360 Please give me the book of complaints. 577 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,192 - What? - For what? 578 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,949 You have to give it upon the request. 579 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,875 Ok, letā€™s go then. 580 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,358 Liudochka! How are you? 581 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,553 Iā€™m fine! People are nice here. 582 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:15,557 So, you see, I told you so! 583 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:20,794 Are you kidding me? Keep going! Eugene Onegin. 584 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,479 But I have feelings! 585 00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:24,536 You shouldnā€™t have any feelings during the working hours. 586 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,152 Just go! 587 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,479 Here, read it! 588 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,511 - Panas Petrovych! - Read it! 589 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,635 Dear Liudmila! What? 590 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,592 Dear Liudmila Vasilievna! Since Iā€™ve seen you first, 591 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,120 Iā€™m exceeding the working plan for film lending services 592 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,670 because Iā€™m in a hurry to consume all the fuel 593 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,639 to come back to your gas station. Taras Shpychko. 594 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,352 Thank you, Taras! 595 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:39,913 You should come more often! 596 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,496 Dear comrades, may I have your attention? Please put all the chairs back to their places. 597 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,953 Please give the orders. 598 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,671 Sheā€™ll be taken away, I swear! 599 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,856 It will be this Slavka from the express-bus or this Taras from film lending servicesā€¦ 600 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,668 - No, I wonā€™t be able to keep the staffā€¦ - My poor Panas Petrovych! 601 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,519 I donā€™t need your compassion. 602 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,995 All the people in charge have such problems. 603 00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:01,549 Nobody has compassion for me. 604 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,877 I am for you only an individual responsible for material valuables. 605 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,876 Thatā€™s a situation! 606 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,909 Liudmila! 607 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,160 - Good evening to you! - Can you wait for me please? 608 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,916 Taras! What is it? 609 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,515 You are so fast, that I canā€™t keep up with you! 610 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:39,278 So I decided to buy in Kiew. 611 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,336 - You should practice on the asphalt. - But Iā€™m keep falling down. 612 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,191 No way! I will teach you! Come here! 613 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,635 Donā€™t be afraid! Itā€™s not so scary! 614 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,433 Turn around! Ok... 615 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,432 Hold on! 616 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,560 The main thing is to keep your back straight. And keep standing straight too. 617 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,878 Put your feet together, like that. 618 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,718 Together. Oneā€¦ 619 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,717 Whatā€™s wrong? Get up! 620 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,517 Keep your back straight, Iā€™m telling you! 621 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,871 - One. - I can do it by myself! 622 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,436 Do like this: one-two. 623 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,360 And donā€™t be scared! Keep pushing off with your feet. It is very easy. 624 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,431 There is nothing scary in it! 625 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,836 Ok. I understand, Liudochka! 626 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,517 And the main thing, Tarasā€¦ 627 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,953 Quiet, quiet! 628 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,116 Youā€™ll wake up my passengers. 629 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,149 - Where are you taking me? - To the ice dancing show. 630 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,920 I donā€™t want to go there! Iā€™m not roller-blading very well. 631 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,113 Iā€™m killed! 632 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,958 Iā€™m killed! 633 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,356 You are not bad. You can roller-blade. 634 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,680 I donā€™t want to see you on the roller-blades ever again. Is it understood? 635 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,077 I will show you! 636 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,231 I just donā€™t want to have any business with you. 637 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,152 What a holiday maker! 638 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,237 Just wait, Iā€™m going to pay you back later! 639 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,112 Quiet! Let me say! 640 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,039 Quiet! 641 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,196 Give me some fuel! 642 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,391 I have to work, but I donā€™t have any fuel. 643 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,437 All oil tank trucks got stuck by the broken bridge. 644 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,749 And I am not a chemist, 645 00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,600 I canā€™t make fuel from the air. 646 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,115 Panas Petrovych, please give me just 10 litres. 647 00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:00,475 I need it! 648 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,000 What happened that you are here? 649 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,514 You always refuel in Poltava. 650 00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,314 Iā€™ve heard your service is the best. 651 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,873 Hey, refueling operator! 652 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,112 Taras! 653 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,919 Listen, who should be fixing that broken bridge? 654 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,152 There are two men in charge. Mr.Borsch and Mr.Lopata. 655 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,920 They are keep arguing with each other. 656 00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:47,359 Here is a border of my district: the left bank of the river Vertoprushky. 657 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:52,191 The bridge should be fixed by my neighbor Mr.Lopata. 658 00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:02,598 Here is a border of my district: the right bank of the river Vertoprushky. 659 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:08,910 The bridge should be fixed by my neighbor Mr.Borsch. 660 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,039 So it turned out that the bridge doesnā€™t belong to anybody? 661 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,754 Why do you care so much about the bridge? 662 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,436 The bridge is fine. Take a look! 663 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,194 Please! 664 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,871 Please! Take a look! 665 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,616 I can even say, that the bridge will be fine 666 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,710 for the next thousand years! 667 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,797 - Am I wrong? - No, you are right! 668 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,156 - Please! - Take a look! 669 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,037 It ended up in a bad way! 670 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,508 I warned you! 671 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,558 Please swim to my bank! 672 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,870 No, swim to mine! 673 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,358 Just hold it! 674 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,591 Delivery order for break-stones. 675 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,710 And for sand. 676 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,837 Whatā€™s wrong? Whatā€™s going on? 677 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,190 Comrades drivers! 678 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,599 Comrades drivers! 679 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,320 Itā€™s me speaking, the refueling operator Luidmila Good Evening. 680 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,192 Please take a look to the right. 681 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:57,071 - Can you see the forest there? - Yes we can. 682 01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,430 There are sand and break-stones. 683 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:01,551 Please take a look to the left. 684 01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,711 - Can you see the field path? - Yes we can. 685 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:06,696 There is a broken bridge there, where all the oil tank trucks got stuck. 686 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,234 If each of you can go at least once 687 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,360 from those places to the bridge, then we will have fuel and a new bridge. 688 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,072 Do you understand? 689 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,594 Iā€™m begging you! 690 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,434 - What about the delivery orders? - I have them. Here they are! 691 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,273 - We donā€™t have the fuel. - I will give you some! 692 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,274 I can give a gas can per each. 693 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,711 Quiet! 694 01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,838 Stay in line! 695 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,831 Where did you go? You should stay in line! 696 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:55,991 How about that! 697 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,151 And you are saying: according to the rules. 698 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,474 - Listen, are you by yourself? - Yes. 699 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,711 No, I meant are you driving empty? 700 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:10,989 Yes, as you can see. 701 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,270 Please turn to the left. I ask you. 702 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,909 It is needed. 703 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,155 Stop! Stop, Sashko! 704 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,391 Just stop for a minute! 705 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,240 Hallo! Is it ā€œAvtotrestā€? 706 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,276 Is it comrade Bobiy? 707 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:45,754 The refueling operator Good Evening sends all the vehicles to the left. 708 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,276 Do you understand? To the left! 709 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,199 Who is speaking? Anonym. 710 01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,278 Hello! 711 01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,316 Liuda, may I speak to you for a minute? 712 01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,238 Please pass it! 713 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:42,176 There? 714 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:47,797 Come here. Help me. 715 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:56,951 Hold it, Iā€™m going to draw tight. 716 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:02,480 Whatā€™s wrong? Didnā€™t you have a breakfast or what? 720 01:05:02,000... > 01:05:04,434 - Is it you? - Yes! 717 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,751 - What are you doing here? - What do you mean what? Iā€™m helping you. 718 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,795 Iā€™ve brought you a present. 719 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,918 - Really? - Yes. Here it is. 720 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,598 - They are hiring at the ice-dancing show. - Really? 721 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,192 What? 722 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,314 I canā€™t leave him alone even for a moment! 723 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,154 Stop! 724 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,118 Stop! Let me go! 725 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,912 Stop! How dare you? Hooligans! 726 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,633 Stop! 727 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:21,668 Stop finally! Itā€™s not funny any more! 728 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,195 Stop! 729 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,709 Rogneda Karpovna, please come to the phone. 730 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:42,635 Gas station! 731 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,436 Yes, comrade Bobiy! 732 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:50,155 I understood, comrade Bobiy! It will be done, comrade Bobiy! 733 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:55,198 Panas Petrovych! 734 01:06:55,400 --> 01:07:00,349 Liudmila Good Evening is asked to come to the ā€œAvtotrestā€ because of dismissal. 735 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,515 What do you mean "dismissal"? 736 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,631 For what? 737 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,193 Panas Petrovych! They are firing meā€¦. 738 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,192 Really, why? 739 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,749 Wait, Iā€™ll figure it out. 740 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,952 Come! 741 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:21,720 Have it coming! 746 01:07:24,040... > 01:07:27,112 You are so stupid, as I can see. 742 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,789 Guys, letā€™s go! 743 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,992 Is it your claim? 744 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,630 Yes, but it was long time ago. 745 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,199 What about now? 746 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:50,600 - Here. There are a lot of letters about you. - Who is writing? 747 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,994 - Anonym. - What a surname! 748 01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:59,196 - Are there any complaints? - Here... 749 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,838 Please. 750 01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:13,677 Dear Liudmila! Since I saw you first time... 751 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:24,558 you are like a light in a field, to which I run with a hope. 752 01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:29,310 Youā€™ve turned the complaints mail into love mail. 753 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:33,000 According to the rules. If the client is asking for a complaints book- I have to give it. 754 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,953 There isnā€™t a single complaint in the whole complaints book. 755 01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:37,593 And we are fine! 756 01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,195 - Did you send the vehicles to the left? - Yes. 757 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,634 And I would do more if needed. 758 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,711 Ok, just fire me! 759 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,598 Wait, lady, where are you going to? 760 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,751 Itā€™s not an honor to work at your gas station. 761 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,433 - Liudmila! - What? 762 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:58,908 Am I wrong? 763 01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:00,872 The only thing you care is a fuel. 764 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,640 Neither there is a fuel or not you never think about the people. 765 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,512 What do you say, when the driver is coming? 766 01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,438 - Stay in a line! - Please! 767 01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,153 Why donā€™t you greet him? 768 01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,976 If he wants to refuel ā€“ say ā€œyou are welcomeā€. 769 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,911 He paid, he got his fuel ā€“ say ā€œthank youā€. 770 01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:15,714 Iā€™m sure he doesnā€™t here those Words a lot on his way. 771 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,075 Is it so hard? 772 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,336 What if he is tired? What if he canā€™t drive any more? 773 01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:22,016 You should let him to have a shower. And his car will go for repair too. 774 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,096 And during that time driverā€™s clothes will be cleaned and ironed 775 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:25,216 and the driver will be shaved. 776 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,376 - We are not in the kindergarten! - Be quiet, Panas Petrovych! 777 01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:28,719 A kindergarten? 778 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,976 For how long have I been asking him to make a childrenā€™s playground? 779 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,560 And to put a tiny merry-go-round! 780 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:35,358 Rocking chair! 781 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,833 Rocking chair? Ok, rocking chair. At least something! 782 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,751 Please tell me, maybe I am wrong? 783 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,272 So just fire me! 784 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,911 Wait, wait, Liudmila! 785 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,072 If you care so much about our roads and the service there, 786 01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:54,070 Why donā€™t you enter the University of Road transport? 787 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,356 What department would you enter? 788 01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,674 If I would enter there, 789 01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:02,559 I would like to build the gas stations. 790 01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,758 - There is no such department. - But it should be! 791 01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,798 - Oh, should it? - Yes. 792 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,873 - It will be then. - Then I will enter. 793 01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,912 What is it? 794 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,197 Oh, thatā€™s her defenders! 795 01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:27,193 - Did you charm them? - No, they are just good people. 796 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:32,353 So what should I do with your claim? Tear up? 797 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:10,833 Please! Take a seat! 798 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:12,359 Please! 799 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:14,478 Can I give you a ride? 800 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,400 Please, I beg you! 806 01:11:17,120... > 01:11:18,553 Donā€™t pass by. 801 01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,016 - Liudmila Vasilievna! - Let me give you a ride! 802 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,473 Please donā€™t say ā€œnoā€! 803 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,950 - Hello, Liuda! - Join me! 804 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:29,913 Please! 805 01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:32,198 - To Kiew? - No! 806 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:34,273 What about the ice-dancing show? 807 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,397 What girl doesnā€™t dream to dance? 808 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,000 Especially in the ice-dancing show? 809 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,712 Did you betray your dream? 810 01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:43,915 No! Iā€™ve changed it. 811 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,831 Please, come here, sweetie! 812 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,069 - No, no, no! - What? 813 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,360 The queen of the gas station! She is not supposed to! 814 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,639 - Panas Petrovych! - What? 815 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,797 I have a very good idea. 816 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,709 I donā€™t have any money for that. Yasha, go! 61967

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