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You got tension on me, Evan?
I gotta go deeper.
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Deeper?!
Huang, you're a madman!
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I don't have a choice.
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Your mom insists on putting
all the Halloween decorations
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in the back.
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Because she hates
the holiday.
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Yeah,
that ends this year.
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Aah!
Aah!
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I dropped the rope,
you're on your own!
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No, no, no, it's okay.
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It's just
your mom's novel --
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"A Case
of a Knife to the Brain."
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Scary.
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Oh.
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You mean the part where
the butler lost all his skin?
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No, I mean how many
unsold copies we still have.
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Pushing on.
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Sandy.
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The queen bee
of my haunted house.
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Which I realize is confusing
because she's a spider.
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Haunted house? That's
your plan to get Mom
on board with Halloween?
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I know it's a long shot,
but I got a plan
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to make it all about her.
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Huh.
She'd like that.
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What's the only thing she lovesmore than sensible footwear?
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Instilling fear in people.
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Which she can do
in her very own haunted house.
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Ah.
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No.
No crazy house.
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It's a hauntedhouse.
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Call it whatever you want,
we're not having one here.
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You told me to pull
if you were in trouble.
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So I'm pulling.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪ Fresh off the boat
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♪ I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin'
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat
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Well, think about
how fun it would be.
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I mean, isn't this scary?
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What am I looking at?
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It's Sandy the spider.
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It fused with my Cher wigin the attic heat.
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Even Halloween accidents
are beautiful.
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Stop using words
that describe me
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to get me on board
with your stupid holiday.
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Well, I thought you'd love
a haunted house.
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Your heart
is fueled by fear.
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C'mon, pop out,
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scare the pants
off the neighborhood kids.
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No to strange kids walking
through our house all night
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with their dirty feet.
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It's bad enough your mother
doesn't brush her tires.
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I don't get it, Jessica.
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Your book
was a horror novel.
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It scared tens of --
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hundreds of people.
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Well, Louis,
it's just not for me.
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But, to prove that I am not
a total Scrooge --
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a real villain
on a real holiday --
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I bought you the treats
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to hand out
to the costumed beggars!
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I knew it!
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Somewhere beneath
that hard candy shell
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lies a soft, gooey --
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Raisins?!
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Raisins aren't candy!
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It says right on the box --
"nature's candy."
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But, Jessica,
the neighborhood knows
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I'm a double-barrel
candy man --
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Twix, Reese's, Kit Kat.
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That's a double double-barrel!
A quad-barrel!
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Why is it
when it comes to Halloween,
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you never listen to me?
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That's not true.
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I listen to you.
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So are we
on the same page?
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Yes.
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No spooky house.
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Oh, come on!
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Hey, our house
will be haunted soon enough
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when your mother --
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Well, soon enough.
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These are like
scrapbook crack.
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We've had
some good times.
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Yeah, but looking back,
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it seems like we've exhausted
all the couples costumes.
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Maybe this is the year we can
finally do Frasier and Niles.
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I don't want to get
in a big fight over
who gets to be Niles.
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The last timeMaris and I got in a fight,
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we were roundly shushed bya particularly plucky sommelier.
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Talk about whining!
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Hey, Eddie,
big Halloween plans?
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Eh, I'm too old to 'ween it up.I'm just gonna skip it.
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But you boys have fun.
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No drugs, okay?
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"Too old to 'ween it up"?
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You hear that bull?
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Yeah.
He's growing up too fast.
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He's gonna miss this
when he's gone off to college.
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He did make
a great Dusty Bottoms.
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And soon, the Three Amigos
will be two.
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The Dos Amigos.
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Que lastima.
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That's it!
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That's the answer
to our costume problem.
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We bring back the trio.
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Three opens up
a world of possibilities.
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The 3 Chipmunks.
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The 3 Rice Krispie guys.
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The 3 states of matter.
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Solid, liquid --
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Eddie would be gas.Eddie would be gas.
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We'll keep thinking.
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Until then,we've got to get Eddie on board.
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Well, dear brother,
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it seems we've bested
another conundrum.
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Was that Frasier or Niles?
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Frasier.
But from "Cheers."
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Before he sold out.
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Hmm.
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What is our son's friend
doing in our bedroom, Louis?
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Afternoon, Mrs. H.
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Love the color scheme
in your bedroom --
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purple,
the color of royalty.
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Don't sit there.
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Or anywhere.
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Trent's helping me
pick out decorations.
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I said no haunted house.
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Now who's not listening
about Halloween?
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We're not doing it here.
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We're doing it at
the restaurant. Cattleman's.
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We're calling it
Cattleman's Haunted House.Cattleman's Haunted House.
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It's going to be huge.
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We need to work triple-timeto get the restaurant decorated,
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so I'm gonna need you
to take my place as a judge
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at the middle-school
costume competition.
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Did that ginger bite you
and infect your brain?
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Oh, come on,
you love judging.
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I love ajudge.
Judy.
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'Cause she's just like me --
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petite, brash,
can hold her pee for days.
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Judy.
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Hey, this wouldn't even be
an issue
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if you let me
have my thing here.
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I guess an hour of telling kidstheir outfits stink
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is better than a full night of
that nonsense in our own home.
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Okay, I'll judge
the dumb competition.
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You guys gotta knock.
I got a lady now.
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We had to knock more
when you didn'thave a lady.
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Eddie, do you have
any extra pillowcases
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just lying around?
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Nah, I stopped using them.
Too much work.
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Uch, you're a beast.
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We're gonna double bag
this Halloween.
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The weight from the candy tore
through our sacks last year.
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Continue.
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You've been out of the game
for too long.
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People hand out
full-size candy now.
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You love candy.
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I do.
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Eh, I'll just eat the leftoversDad doesn't hand out.
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Y'know,
trick-or-treat my own pad.
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Yeah, about that. Mommyactually
got the candy this year.
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She got...raisins.
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Chocolate-covered raisins?Nope.
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Yogurt-covered raisins?Unh-unh.
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White chocolate-covered
raisins?
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Worse.
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Goldenraisins.
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Mom got booger raisins?
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Still want to stay home
and chill?
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No, I'm in.
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But a pillowcase won't do.
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I'm gonna air out
Grandma's sleeping bag.
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Principal Hunter:
I love a couples costume.
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Double the effort,
double the score.
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98.
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What mighty big scores
you have!
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95!
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Can I give out
a negative number?
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A wolf should not have
a human girlfriend.
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It brings up
too many icky questions.
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2 points.
1 for each of you. Next.
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Thank you for not
using profanity this time,
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but can you maybe ease up
on the criticism?
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You made SpongeBob
cry through his makeup.
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Well, if he were
a believable sponge,
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he'd be able
to sop up his tears.
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All right, I'm in a pickle here,because I want to ask
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if there's more of the costume
under the trench coat,
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but if I say that,
I'll be in trouble.
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You're a mix of all the people
I see on the bus.
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I'm a detective frommy favorite murder-mystery book.
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100 out of 100!
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You know who she is?
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She's Jennifer Hong
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from "A Case
of a Knife to the Brain"!
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I am!
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Are you a fan of the book?
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Yes!
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Always nice to meet
another Brain-head.
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W-- I thought
I was the only one!
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Oh...there's more of us
out there.
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Yah! Aah!
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Louis,
I'm in for Halloween!
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Why does it suddenly
smell like your mother?
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Ohh! Nothing works!
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In for Halloween?
What does that mean?
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Oh, wait,
you're tricking me.
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No tricks.
All treats.
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A little girl
dressed up in the competition
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as Jennifer Hong!
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From your book?
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Come on.
What are the chances?
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Are you implying
that nobody read it?
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No.
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What I mean is,
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I find it hard to believe
a little girl would dress up
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as a character
from such a...
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...gritty novel.
Lotta sex in there.
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They made me
cut half of it out.
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They say they want real,
and then
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when you give it to them,
they don't want it.
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I don't know, Jessica.
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Maybe the girl was dressed
as something else.
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Inspector Gadget,
a flasher.
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No,
I will prove it to you.
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The girl gave me the address
to a Halloween party tonight.
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They're all dressing
as characters from my book!
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Multiple children
are doing this?
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Apparently it's become
some kind of a cult.
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You mean a cult classic?
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Exactly.
Like "Heaven's Gate."
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Come with me,
you can see for yourself.
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I love that
you're into Halloween now,
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but I have my haunted house
at Cattleman's to work on.
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I have to stop by
the blood bank, get supplies.
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If you don't want O-negative,
it's actually pretty cheap.
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Louis!
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My book is as important to me
as Halloween is to you.
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If you come with me,
I'll tell everybody
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yougot me on board
with Halloween
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and not some little girl.
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Hmm.
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That does help.
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But if I go with you
to find your fans,
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you have to go with me
to the restaurant afterwards.
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Deal.
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Uh, just curious,
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but did you make
any kids cry today?
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Oh, yeah.
Principal Hunter too.
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But that's his own fault
257
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,790
for putting his kid
in the costume contest.
258
00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:50,704
Mm.
259
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,577
I got Grandma's sleeping bag
in the freezer.
260
00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,274
Trying to blast the funk out
with a blow-dryer
261
00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:57,580
was the...wrong choice.
262
00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,718
What the hell
is going on here, guys?
263
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,720
I wasn't kidding
about the drugs.
264
00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,243
I'm surprised
you have to ask.
265
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,288
I'm renowned physician
Dr. Dre.
266
00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:11,812
Emery:
And I'm Snoopy Dog.
267
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,596
You can be Iced Tea.
268
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,729
Did you say "IcedTea"?
269
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:16,817
It's Ice-T!
270
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,819
We want to do
a brothers costume.
271
00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,169
Yeah, we wanna have
a threesome.
272
00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:23,475
O...kay.
So, never say that.
273
00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:26,609
But I would be down
to do a costume with you two.
274
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,263
Well, if we aren't gonna go
as the hard freestylers,
275
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,481
who are we gonna be?
276
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,657
It's Halloween.
277
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,223
All the stores
are out of the good stuff.
278
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,443
Chill. We'll think of it
on the fly, yo!
279
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,663
Chill. We can think of somethingon the fly, yo!
280
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,622
That was a pretty good me
you did there.
281
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,799
Hey, what if we dressed up
as each other?
282
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,540
Yeah, that's actually
not a bad idea.
283
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,628
♪ Yeah
284
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,891
"Not bad"
is my sweet spot.
285
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,462
Grandma!
286
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,637
How'd you get back
in your sleeping bag?
287
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,726
Now I gotta start over!
288
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,123
This is the address
they gave you?
289
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,472
I don't understand.
290
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:06,257
This makes
perfect sense.
291
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,476
Sure, for a mugging.
292
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,826
She gave me the wrong address
on purpose.
293
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,088
In Chapter 5 of the book,
294
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,221
Jennifer Hong gets a lead
from the lady robot
295
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,788
to the location
of the bazooka factory,
296
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,485
only to find...
297
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,487
an empty lot.
298
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,445
Turns out, the factory
was down the street.
299
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,533
Twist.
300
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,493
It's got to be
one of these houses.
301
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,321
We just got
to "walk the beat,"
302
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,452
"work the case,"
303
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,671
"follow
the bazooka shells."
304
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,760
Jessica, two adults
can't go door-to-door
305
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,109
asking if
a little girl is home.
306
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,894
It's creepy,
even for Halloween.
307
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,417
You're right.
308
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,899
Do you still have
that stuff in the van
for the haunted house?
309
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,031
Yeah, you watched me
pack the whole van by myself,
310
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,293
heckling me to go faster.
311
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,294
Well,
did you go faster?
312
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,731
Yeah.
313
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,256
Hi,
I'm Mad Cow Disease.
314
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,823
And I am
an evil Irish toddler.
315
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,041
Chucky
from "Child's Play."
316
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,914
Speaking of children playing,
does a cute 12-year-old girl
317
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,133
with an active imagination
and a great taste in books
318
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,569
live here?
319
00:10:57,613 --> 00:11:00,485
Uh...what she means is --
trick-or-treat!
320
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,748
Real smooth, Jessica.
321
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,924
One down.
322
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:04,707
Hong's on the case!
323
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,709
Slow down,
I'm wearing 6-inch hooves!
324
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,758
Wait,
you'redressed as Evan?
325
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,760
I thought Iwas going
as the little man.
326
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,631
No, Eddie,
you're supposed to be Emery
327
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,980
and I'msupposed to
be Evan!
328
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,852
Why'd they give us all
"E" names?
329
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,244
Very confusing!
330
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,122
Who the hell are you?
331
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,427
I'm Evan.
332
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,994
Why are you both
dressed as me?
333
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,213
Because
Emery messed up.
334
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,388
What's yourexcuse?
335
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,737
I was dressing up
as Eddie,
336
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,652
but then I got worried
Emery would feel left out,
337
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,523
and I didn't want
to hurt anyone's feelings,
338
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,525
so I put my own clothes
back on.
339
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,223
Dude, nobody cares
who you dress as.
340
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,138
Yeah,
we wouldn't be upset.
341
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,530
Yeah, bro,
it's all out of love.
342
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:46,793
Just go change,
and we will too.
343
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,620
Hang on, hang on,
hang on.
344
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,448
Let's not be
too hasty here, fellas.
345
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,407
Not to strum
my own viola here,
346
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,192
but we all do look pretty cute
dressed as me.
347
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:59,022
Hmm. I did put a lot of thoughtand time into my bangs.
348
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,763
Not to mention
it took me 30 minutes
349
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,199
to stuff myself
into these shorts.
350
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,027
I had to wear
my thinnest underwear.
351
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,420
Look at us.
352
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,813
Three Evans,
one Halloween?
353
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,033
We have to promise
not to run tonight,
354
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,601
because these shorts
are up there.
355
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:17,345
Jessica, we hit up almost everyhouse in this neighborhood.
356
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,608
I'm starting to think this
Brain-head girl doesn't exist.
357
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,044
Maybe we should just
call it.
358
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:21,958
Oh, come on!
359
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,221
Just a few more houses,
please?
360
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,049
We've got to be close.
361
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,224
I can feel it in my gut.
362
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,791
That's all the gum. You're not
supposed to swallow it.
363
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,620
Well, they shouldn't have
made it taste so good.
364
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,187
All right, one more house
and then Cattleman's.
365
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,623
Fine.
366
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,062
Trick-or-treat!
367
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:42,022
Do you happen to have a sister
who likes to read?
368
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,024
Specifically,
adult sci-fi noir?
369
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,939
Oh, you mean
my little sister, Henrietta?
370
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,941
She and her nerd friends
went to the graveyard
371
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,638
to have
some stupid book party.
372
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,988
The graveyard,
of course!
373
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,598
Really?
So you do have a fan club.
374
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,600
Well, a cult.
375
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,993
Thank you for your help.
376
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:59,430
Take care of these wrappers
for me?
377
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,432
Another
Halloween miracle!
378
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,086
The graveyard is on the way
to the restaurant.
379
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,480
We can go see your
fans and still get to
Cattleman's in time.
380
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,873
We're not going
to the graveyard.
381
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:07,917
Wait, what?
382
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:08,962
We're going
to the school.
383
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,224
The school?
384
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,617
No, she specifically said
they're at the graveyard.
385
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,925
Yes, but in my book,
the graveyard isthe school.
386
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,101
That's where the killer
buried all the bodies.
387
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,929
Did you not read the book
till the end?
388
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,235
Of...course I did.
389
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:24,064
Um, but, again,
I know Halloween,
390
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,892
and no kid
goes to a school today.
391
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,110
Kids go to graveyards.
392
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,459
I am the detective here.
393
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,331
Look, I never
told anyone this,
394
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,637
but Jennifer Hong
is based...
395
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,901
on Jessica Huang.
396
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,859
Okay, fine.
Do whatever you want.
397
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,079
I'm going to my haunted house
at Cattleman's.
398
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:44,127
Well, instead of a Mad Cow,
you should've been a baby,
399
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,782
because that's
what you're acting like!
400
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,133
Here you go.
401
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,091
Happy Halloween.
402
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,527
How cute.
So cute.
403
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,529
Trick-or-treat!Trick-or-treat!Trick-or-treat!
404
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,357
Hey!
405
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,664
If my instincts are correct,you're Buffy the Vampire Slayer
406
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:00,491
and...?
407
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,580
And I'm Marvin the angel!
408
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:03,581
No, it's just Angel.
409
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,931
I don't watch
her programs.
410
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,150
So, guys, uh,
who are you supposed to be?
411
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,152
Why don't you guess?
412
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,371
Why don't you guess?Why don't you guess?
413
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,982
Oh, my God!
Three Evans!
414
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,377
Three Evans,
that'd be Mommy's dream.
415
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,335
Yeah,I can see it now. And I like it.
416
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,816
I'm Evan, and my waistline
doubles as my nipple line.
417
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,385
I organize my undies
by the color of the rainbow!
418
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,300
Oh, what light spectrum
do youuse
419
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,693
to organize
your unmentionables?
420
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,044
I discovered sports
because of Brandi Chastain.
421
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,132
Hey!
422
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,047
And by "sports,"
I mean my anatomy!
423
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,311
I was just trying
to have some fun,
424
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,748
until you mother-brothers
decided to ruin it!
425
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,534
Ooh.
That's a new walk.
426
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,014
I think the joke's over.
427
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,494
Yeah, I know.
428
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,332
Louis, you forgot
the decorations in the van,
429
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,030
so I brought them here
before I went to the school!
430
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,164
Hello?
431
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,122
Louis?
432
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:11,214
Red!
Don't die on me, damn it!
433
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,128
Aah!
434
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,303
Mrs. Huang?
435
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,175
Ohh! Thank God
you're not dead.
436
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,177
We would have had to disclose
when we sell the place.
437
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:25,011
What the hell
is going on?
438
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,144
I can't tell you.
Louis swore me to secrecy.
439
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,580
We took a blood oath.
440
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,408
Well, Idid.
Louis is squeamish.
441
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,367
Are you really gonna
make me ask twice?
442
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,585
All right, fine.
443
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,197
I scare easily, and Louis said
I could hang out here,
444
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,981
away from the Halloween madness,if I kept his secret.
445
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,157
That's not what I was asking.
I wanna know --
446
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:43,159
Why I was sleeping facedown?
Fine!
447
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,640
I have extreme back pain,
and it's the only way
I can get comfortable.
448
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,990
I don't care how you rest.
I want to know w--
449
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,252
How I first hurt my back?
450
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,254
It was 1997,
last day of autumn,
451
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,821
Trish bet me
I couldn't do a handstand.
452
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,214
Tell me...
453
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,781
what Louis...
454
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:57,782
did.
455
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,001
I'm sorry, I can't.
456
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,003
Well, here we are.
457
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,396
This was bound to happen.
458
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:05,138
His real wife and his work wife,caught in a conflict.
459
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,360
It would be such a shame
460
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:13,015
if all of these sugar packets
fell on the floor.
461
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,016
The assistant manager
462
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,410
would have to bend over
and pick them all up.
463
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,368
Oh, you wouldn't.
464
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,372
Oops.
465
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,418
Oh! My L5-S1!
466
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,159
Okay,
I'll tell you everything!
467
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,077
Hey, Grandma.
Nice Cartman.
468
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,862
He notices
when they kill Kenny.
469
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,516
Evan's inside.
470
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,039
He's upset.
471
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,301
I don't even
understand why.
472
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,260
It was his idea
for us to dress up as him.
473
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,044
We were just trying
to have fun.
474
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,915
How would you like it
if I dressed up
475
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:47,223
like a goofy giant
or Johnny Fragile Hands?
476
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,224
Hmm?
477
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,269
Goofy?!
478
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,444
Fragile?
479
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,098
Delicate, sure,
but fragile?!
480
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,229
You see?
481
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,884
It doesn't feel great
being mocked, does it?
482
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,454
Come on, Emery.
Let's go make this up to him.
483
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,760
Here's your sleeping bag,
G-Ma.
484
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:06,286
No, Kenny!
This is my pot pie!
485
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:09,767
Where are my Cheesy Poofs?!
Where are my Cheesy Poofs?!
486
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,292
Screw you guys!
I'm going home!
487
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,211
Jessica: You found us!
488
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,777
Good sleuthing!
489
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:22,084
It is so nice to see
so many characters
490
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,869
from "A Case of a Knife
to the Brain" in one place!
491
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,958
The one-armed
sea captain...
492
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,091
the clumsy
crane operator...
493
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,485
the anemic
ski instructor...
494
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,964
Bazooka Phil.
495
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,184
In the original draft,
496
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,012
all of these characters
were prostitutes.
497
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,013
Henrietta: What?
498
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,971
Wait,
how do you know that?
499
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,235
Because I am
the original Brain-head.
500
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,236
I wrote it.
501
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,153
It's her!
502
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,764
I can't believe the mind behind"A Case of a Knife to the Brain"
503
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:50,765
is at our party!
504
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,897
We're all huge fans
of your book.
505
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,248
Ohh! I wish
there were more of you.
506
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,163
Us too!
507
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,295
Well, do you know what helps
boost sales for a work of art?
508
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,906
My idol, Stephen King,
509
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,126
just got hit by a minivan
this summer.
510
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,519
And while he was
in critical condition,
511
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,564
sales of his books
skyrocketed.
512
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:09,653
What are you saying?
513
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,265
There's a switchblade
in my purse.
514
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:16,747
Take it out, aim for
the fleshy part of my thigh.
515
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,271
Good luck finding it,
but once you do, just --
516
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,055
All right,
show's over, kids!
517
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,404
She's kidding.
518
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,189
Thank you! Good night!
519
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,147
I set up refreshments
out back.
520
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,976
I knew it!
521
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,369
How did you
figure it out?
522
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:32,415
Please, Louis,
I'm a detective novelist.
523
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,721
Plus, Trent told me
everything.
524
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,985
I need more confidants
my own age.
525
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,291
Fine,
I planned the whole thing.
526
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,336
I realized no matter
how much I told you,
527
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,599
you'd have to experiencethe magic of Halloween yourself,
528
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:45,341
so I planted Henrietta
at the costume contest.
529
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,344
Then you lured me
into that wild goose chase,
530
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,346
just to get me to go
trick-or-treating in costume.
531
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,435
Well, you went through more gumthan I expected,
532
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:53,436
but I saw you having fun.
533
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,962
It wasfun emptying
those "Please take one" bowls.
534
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,094
Idiots.
535
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,313
Honor system?
536
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,315
I'm a demon doll.
537
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,404
It only went wrong
when you didn't listen
about the graveyard.
538
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,362
After that curveball,
I needed an excuse
539
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,451
to get the kids
from the graveyard to here.
540
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:12,194
Well, you finally got me
to like Halloween.
541
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,196
I just wanted to spend
my favorite holiday
542
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,328
with my favorite person.
543
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,765
I give it
a 76 out of 100.
544
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,333
A passing score.
I'll take it.
545
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,121
Yo, what we did
was mad messed up.
546
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,297
Sorry, let me get my bangs
out of my face
547
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,343
so I can tell you
I'm sorry too.
548
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,822
We took it
a little too far.
549
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,911
Yo, yo, yo, did I tell you
I have a girlfriend
550
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:34,912
and I like rap music?
551
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,438
That was a pretty good Eddie.
552
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,831
We're sorry. We didn't mean
to hurt your feelings.
553
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,617
It's okay.
I overreacted.
554
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,227
I didn't mean
to ruin our Halloween.
555
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,359
Ruined?
It's not ruined.
556
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,361
See, the cool thing
about being older
557
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,145
is you can trick-or-treat
waylater.
558
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,451
But who are we
gonna go as?
559
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:53,714
Hola.
560
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,938
All right!
Some feminine insects!
561
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,592
We're Powerpuff Girls.
562
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:03,724
Oh.
563
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,030
Well, great costumes,
whatever they are.
564
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,599
Thanks for
handing out candy with me.
565
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,472
It's the least I could do afterall you did for me tonight.
566
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,690
Fun, right?
567
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,606
It's not as dumb
as it looks.
568
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,694
Raisins?!
569
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,914
You ruined my childhood,
bitches!
570
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,916
Oh! What a holiday.
571
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,701
Oh! I just caught one
in my mouth! Gross!
572
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,574
I'll draw their fire.
You go get the big carrots,
and then we'll smack 'em!
573
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,077
Can't say
I feel confident in this.
574
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,863
You? At least you're covered.I'm showing a lot of skin here.
575
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,125
I can't breathe!
576
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,909
I look like
a mariachi Winnie the Pooh!
577
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,477
Mine still fits!
578
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,305
Glad I skipped breakfast.
579
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,786
Sorry, Evan, I don't think
this is gonna work.
580
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,571
Just go grab the sheetfrom our beds and go as ghosts.
581
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:11,487
Fine, but not before
one last salute
582
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,141
for old times' sake.
583
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,539
All: Hunh!
The Three Amigos!
584
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,758
Something ripped.
But I don't know where.
585
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:22,803
Close your eyes!
586
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,199
Think that's a good idea.
587
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,549
Hmm.
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