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- You know, you think you know where your life is

and you've got a nice, clear picture of it,

and I've come to know that we're all walking around

absolutely 100% clueless.

- Are you... still deciding?

- I know that you are still making up your mind

about the pregnancy, but I can see it, Avery,

building a life together.

- Tristan, are you honestly ready to be a father?

- I want this more than anything.

I'll prove you wrong.

Everything's changed.

It's not fatherly behavior.

- I can see one thing clearly--

I'm going to have a baby.

[ Ship horn blares ]

♪

- ♪ Can I get a vibe check? ♪

- [ Elevator bell dings ] - Spring break, bitches!

- ♪ Knock, knock, wanna guess who's there? ♪

♪ It's the embodiment of renaissance and flair ♪

♪ Now, don't y'all get obsessed ♪

♪ But can I get a vibe ♪

- Here we are. Senior year. Our last Vixens' voyage.

One final adventure before we're off

to find jobs and husbands... and side pieces.

- Hey! Vixens live in the now. - You are so right.

Speaking of... did you bring party favors?

- Duh! And my guy says that they're totally top-shelf.

[ All shriek ]

- So what are we waiting for? Let's go.

Excuse me. Um, could you please move?

- I am moving.

It's a moving walkway.

♪

- Take... these.

- [ Chuckles ] Seems optimistic.

- Let me tell ya. This cruise...

Last year, I got laid every day.

- [ Chuckles ]

- The final day, twice. - [ Chuckles ]

- Oh, you are gonna love it!

- ♪ Ba-da, da, da, da-da ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da, da ♪

♪ Can I get a vibe check? ♪

[ Passengers cheering ]

[ "Kill It Again" plays ]

♪

- Vixens, a toast. To the reason we're all here.

My grandma, the Original Vanessa and Vixen.

- The O.V. - The O.V. indeed.

Grandma, thank you for your spirit,

your encouragement, and your inheritance.

- [ Chuckles ]

- [ Glasses clink ] - All: Cheers!

- Dude, this ship is like a 7-Eleven.

Snacks everywhere.

♪

Case in point.

♪

Ladies, why don't you, uh, put those on my tab

and, uh, come join us?

- Hey. Cool it. They probably don't...

- Shh.

♪

- [Softly] Free drinks. - [ Laughs ]

- You take left. I'll take right.

♪

- Thanks for the drinks. I'm Vanessa.

This is Victoria and Veronica.

- Those names. It's like you were fated to be friends.

- Well, I used to go by Katie,

but we thought Veronica was more on-brand.

- Yeah. - I'm, uh-- I'm Connor.

- Who's your quiet friend?

♪

- Hi. I'm St-e-e-e--

[ Breathing sharply ]

- Oh, dude! - [ Woman shriek ]

- Ugh! - Ew! Are you for real?!

♪

- Myers' Cocktail for dehydration. Emesis bags.

Ibuprofen for literally days.

I think that we're ready ready for spring break.

- We may need more ground ginger.

There's this hangover tea I make.

- Ahh! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- What? What?

- No stepladders for you.

- You're being ridiculous.

- No, he's not. Flat ground only.

Come on. - Thank you.

- [ Scoffs ] - How are you feeling?

Are you nauseous? Any cravings? - I feel great,

except for the fact that I desperately want a drink.

Especially since I'm surrounded by 18-year-old knuckleheads

who make the world's worst choices.

- Otherwise known as having fun.

- You know... I never did spring break.

I just always went home to visit my family.

- Shocking. Well, thankfully,

I'm neither boring nor pregnant.

Because I love spring break.

I mean, I love the partying,

but I love the energy of the cruisers.

You know? These are my people.

- Funny, 'cause last week you said you were gonna change,

be more mature. - Oh, really?

- Mnh. Yeah. There is nothing immature

about having fun during spring break.

I can keep up and stay accessible with the cruisers,

and I can hang with them

rather than judging them from on high.

- We had to drain the hot tub. - Why?

- A cruiser...

Well, his Cruller lost its creme filling.

- [ Gasps ] - Ooh.

- Mnh.

- Okay. That, I judge.

- Yeah, the kid says he made a mistake.

- Not to mention a major health-code violation.

- Well, we're scouring the tub with bleach as we speak.

- Do you want me to go talk to him?

- Please. And tell him to stay out of the pool.

- Oh, man.

- I'm so sorry. Look.

I-I really don't know what happened.

- Was one of the girls touching you?

Were you touching yourself? - No.

I-I'm not a pervert.

These girls. Total smoke shows.

One of them asked me my name,

and I looked at her, and it just...

...went off.

- Has this ever happened before?

- Last one in. To the center.

Open and release. Downward facing dog.

...hands are shoulder-width apart.

- [ Gasps ]

♪

[ Man speaking indistinctly ]

♪

- Ohh! Ohh!

- It sounds like you have a condition

called persistent genital arousal disorder.

PGAD for short.

- Is that serious?

- Yeah, it can be, depending on the cause.

When did this start?

- About... four months ago.

Just when I finally got into shape.

I had, uh-- I had put on a bunch of weight.

And, you know, that made me too self-conscious

to even talk to women.

Could that be what's causing this? Losing the weight?

- Mhm... It shouldn't be.

But I do need you to come down to the infirmary

so I can run some tests.

Gotta figure out why the old torpedo is stuck in overdrive.

- My name is Rosie, and I'm an alcoholic.

Glad everybody made it out here this morning

to our little island of sobriety

in the vast ocean of temptation that is life on the Odyssey.

Especially during this week's cruise.

Spring Break Week.

College kids come here looking for the party of their lives.

For some of us, partying nearly ended ours.

- When I first got sober...

this week was so hard.

Drinks would go by and I said, "Boy. Those look good."

If you find yourself having those thoughts,

know that you're not alone.

We're here for all of you.

Once, I had to call her because the bottles

in the minibar were talking to me.

- We got through it.

Staying sober on this trip is hard, but it can be done.

Five years runnin'.

One day at a time.

- Hi! Enjoy! Cheers! Yes!

- Cheers! - Thank you!

♪

- Sorry. [Chuckles] Sorry.

I was worried you'd burn.

- Ugh. No.

[ Sighs ]

I'm glad that you woke me.

- [ Chuckles ]

- [Yawning] I'm not here to nap.

♪

- "The LSAT Logical Reasoning Bible."

Not your, uh, typical beach read.

- Yeah. I'm taking it in June.

- Getting an early start on studying?

- [Chuckling] I already took it once.

I kind of blew it the first time, so...

- Well, good for you for keeping at it.

Are you here with friends?

- No.

My parents got me this cruise as a gift.

They want me to have fun and relax.

- Well, you are certainly showing them.

- [ Chuckles ]

Is your stomach okay?

- I just get, like, a little bit of reflux sometimes.

When I'm stressed.

- Have you had anything but coffee today?

- Not really. Trying to stay in the zone.

- Well, how about we, uh, get you some food

and I go get some antacids from the infirmary?

♪

Yeah? Okay. I'll be right back.

♪

- If the blood work turns up anything,

I will let you know.

In the meantime... - No pool or Jacuzzi. I know.

- [ Chuckles ] - Thank you.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

♪

- Was that... - Yeah. Poor kid.

PGAD. Misfires for months.

Sometimes when he's not even turned on.

- Did you do spinal imaging?

- Yeah. Nothing there.

No Tarlov cysts. No herniated disc.

Hopefully the blood work turns up something.

I got the antacids you asked for.

- Yeah. Thanks. I'm bringing them to a very focused cruiser.

I can barely get her to stop studying long enough to eat.

- Sweet, how you care about these kids.

- Just doing my job.

- You're gonna be an incredible mom.

- Thanks.

♪

[ Door closes ]

♪

[ Dance music playing ]

- What up, spring breakers? Are y'all ready to party?!

♪

- Ohh. Ship Dude! Ship Dude!

Come take a shot!

All preferences are welcome.

Pick your vessel.

- Thank you, but I'm really not in the mood.

- You know what can help with that?

♪

Tequila.

♪

[ All chanting "Shots" ]

- Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

Shots! Shots! Shots! - Why the hell not?

[ All cheering ]

♪

- Eeny, meeny, miny... mo.

- [ Laughs ]

- Whoo!

♪

- Next round's on me!

[ All cheering ]

♪

♪

- I love a man in gray sweatpants.

- I mean, talk about a complete package.

- It takes a lot of balls to run commando.

♪

- Whoa.

♪

- Ladies. - You're a DILF.

- [ Laughs ]

Thank you.

But I'm not a dad yet.

- Doctor I'd like to...

- Me too. - Me three.

- You should do a cooldown.

Jog in place a bit.

- [ Chuckles ]

- We're having a party in our room tonight.

You should come. It'll be the ride of your life.

- Thank you. I am flattered.

You are all beautiful young women.

Emphasis intended.

And I am the ship's doctor,

so it wouldn't be appropriate for me...

- We'll see you tonight.

- No. You won't.

- Caught you staring.

- Damn.

I am but flesh and blood.

- [ Chuckles ] What would I do without you?

Please charge these to Max's account.

I'm kidding. Kind of.

- Hey, hey! Ship Dude!

- What's happening, guys? I come bearing gifts.

Cheers. - [ Glasses clink ]

Ohh. Go well.

- And she had one blue eye and one green eye.

It was kind of like being with two different women at once.

Oh, dude, it was so hot.

Are you listening?

- Ohh! [ Gasps ]

♪

- Hey. - Hi.

- Have you seen Hannah?

Quiet girl on her own. Probably reading somewhere?

♪

Are you... ogling those women or hiding from them?

♪

- I'm not sure, honestly. Could be both.

♪

Hannah is a grown-up, you know.

♪

- Yeah. So are you.

Cowering from the three coeds.

♪

[ Music playing in distance ]

♪

Hannah? It's Avery. I have some food.

- [ Groans ] Come in.

- [ Beep ] - [ Door opens ]

♪

- Hey. Are you feeling okay?

♪

- I'm just... ugh, tired.

I'm a little lightheaded.

- Alright. May I check your pulse?

♪

[ Sighs ] - Hm. Your heartbeat

is a little fast...

and-- and irregular.

- [ Yawns ]

- Stick out your tongue.

[ Monitor beeping ]

- Mm.

- Calcium channel blocker for the arrhythmia.

- Do you smoke or use any tobacco products?

- Ick! No.

- Heart rate is 144. 02, 96%.

Possibly dehydration?

Explains the yellow tongue, the tachycardia.

- But not the arrhythmia or the abdominal pain.

Possible gallbladder? - Hm. Pain is constant.

And no fever. So not the gallbladder.

Yellow suggests jaundice, which suggests a liver problem.

- How much have you had to drink in the last 24 hours?

- Nothing. - It's okay. You can tell me.

This is a judgment-free zone.

- I've been studying.

- You're gonna feel a little poke.

♪

How many sexual partners have you had in the past year?

Some sexually transmitted infections

can cause liver damage.

- I'm trying to think.

One. I think.

Or was that the year before?

Okay. Judgment-free zone.

I have been focused on academics.

- No. No. It's great. It's, uh, very responsible.

- Yes. Yes, it is.

Um, well, I think we can rule out anything

caused by having too much fun,

so let's get an EKG, liver ultrasound,

and some blood tests for Epstein-Barr,

elevated liver enzymes, and autoimmune hepatitis.

Unfortunately, Epstein-Barr is contagious,

so we're gonna have to keep you here

in the judgment-free zone for a little while.

- Take your time, Doc.

I love how quiet it is in here.

Do you have a highlighter?

- Once we fix what's wrong with your liver,

I'm gonna take you out.

♪

- Is he going to get the highlighter?

- Hm.

- [ Knock on door ] - Ahh.

Yeah?!

- Tristan, it's Rosie!

- Coming!

[ Exhales deeply ]

[ Clears throat ]

Rosie. What's up?

- Slow start? - [ Chuckles ]

Dragging. A little.

- A little? - Mm-hmm.

- After the night you had, I'm surprised

you didn't end up naked in the hot tub.

- Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

[ All cheering ]

- Next round's on me!

- Nothing a couple ibuprofen can't fix.

- Huh. This is what happens when 30 tries to party with 20.

- Hey. Whoa. Speak for yourself. I can keep up.

- I don't even try anymore.

I'm in AA.

- Really? Since when?

- Five years. Day at a time.

- Oh.

- You know, working on a pleasure cruise,

partying kind of becomes a part of your life.

- [ Chuckles ] - And for a lot of us,

that's a dangerous path.

Certainly was for me.

I was drinking every night,

followed by a nightcap to get to sleep,

and then sometimes in the mornings

a beer in the shower to help with the hangover.

- Why are you telling me this?

- Because once you get some time in the program,

you, uh, start to notice when people act like you used to.

- Rose. - Buddy...

- Rose-- - I'm saying this

with a lot of love.

I think you might have a problem.

- A drinking problem? [ Chuckles ]

Come on!

Uh, y-yes, I go hard at night,

but I have never missed a shift.

I've never been drunk on a shift. Ask Avery.

- That's not-- I know. That's not what this is about.

Okay? Let me just...

- [ Scoffs ] - Tell me this.

When's the last time you went a day without a drink?

- Oh, I mean, who remembers?

- Most people, man.

♪

- I guess-- I guess before I started here.

- That was three years ago, Tristan.

- [ Sighs ]

- Doesn't make me an alcoholic.

- I-- Okay.

- I can stop drinking. Any time. Whenever I want.

You know what?

In fact... - [ Hands clap ]

- ...I'll show you.

- Hey. Whoa. Look. Maybe...

[ Bottle clinks ]

Maybe my radar is way off, okay?

I-- I just-- I-I want-- I want you to know

that you can come to me whenever you want.

- That's actually-- That-- That one's not even mine.

Someone left it here. - Look, if you ever want to talk,

all I came here to say was there's a meeting in my cabin

Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

- This one was a gift. That's-- That's irrelevant.

[ Clears throat ] - [ Bottle clinks ]

Thanks. I appreciate it.

But starting right now, I'm dry as dust.

- Okay.

♪

[ Dance music playing ]

♪

[ Indistinct conversation ]

- Hello, there. Um...

I just wanted to reintroduce myself.

My name is Ste-- [ Gasps ]

- Ladies! How are you enjoying your spring break?

- We missed you at our party, Doctor DILF.

Lucky for you, we're having another one tonight.

Cabin 504.

- Good to know.

Hey, Steve, can I talk to you for a second?

- Mm-hmm.

- See you tonight!

- Still no! - Yes. That means yes.

- That means yes.

- Please tell me you figured out what's wrong with me.

- Your blood tests all came back clean,

but I have been thinking about your weight loss.

How much was it?

- About 30 pounds.

- And did you take anything to speed up the process?

- Well, actually, I stopped taking my meds.

- What meds?

- I was on paroxetine for depression.

I blew up like a balloon, which wasn't great for my mood.

- [ Chuckles ] First, I'm really sorry

to hear about your depression. That's rough.

And, second, you could've told me about the meds.

- It's just... I've had it pretty good.

You know, I go to a good school.

I've got good friends... a family that loves me.

You know, who wants to hear about me being depressed?

- I do.

Particularly because I think your meds

may have been what caused your problem.

A sudden drop in serotonin in rare cases can cause PGAD.

- Do I have to go back on the meds?

- No. I'm gonna give you a script

for a new medication called fluoxetine.

Should boost your serotonin levels,

and it's far less likely to cause you to gain weight.

- Doc, I can't thank you enough.

- Uh, let's shower first. Then hugs.

- Right. - [ Laughs ]

[ Beep ]

♪

[ Engine rumbling ]

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪

♪ La, la, la, la-la ♪

♪

♪ I'm on the floor ♪

♪ Chasing down that something ♪

- Is that all the horsepower you got?!

- ♪ I'm feeling good ♪

♪ Take me to your paradise ♪

- Whoo!

- ♪ Ah-ah, show me something... ♪

- Okay, Vixens. This trip is everything.

And, Veronica, I'm so proud of you

for overcoming your fear of fish.

- Thank you. - But we have to be serious for a minute.

We will have a four-way with the hot doctor

by the end of the week if it kills us.

- All: Spring Break, bitches!

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La-la-la, la-la, la ♪

- Ooh! Doctor DILF!

My friend's not feeling so well.

Would you mind coming in?

♪

- What seems to be the issue?

- I feel weak. And my muscles ache.

♪

- [ Snorts ]

♪

[ Tapping ]

♪

- Your heart rate is elevated.

How long have you been feeling sick?

[ Door opens ]

- Look who I found in the hallway.

- Doctor!

I knew eventually you'd come.

- I'm here strictly in a professional capacity.

- [ Gasps ] Vanessa?

Ohh!

- Vanessa?

- Oh, my God. Vanessa?

- Is she okay?!

- She took something, didn't she?

- I-I don't know.

- I need you to call down to the infirmary,

tell them we got a Code Alpha in cabin 504.

- Hi. This is Veronica in cabin 504.

Uh, Dr. Max is here. He says we have a Code Alpha.

Please hurry. - I need you to tell me

what she took-- right now.

I promise you're not gonna get in trouble if you do.

- I-I don't-- I don't want to say.

[ Max groans ]

♪

- Dr. Max? - [ Clears throat ]

- What's happening?! - Oh, my God. Is he okay?!

[ Women scream ]

- Max?!

Tell me what happened!

- He was doing CPR on her, and he just passed out.

- What did she take?

- Some coke. It's in the bathroom.

♪

- Coke didn't do this. This is an opioid.

Probably synthetic fentanyl. - No, no, no!

- Wait, wait, wait! But how can you be so sure?

- I don't need to be. Naloxone doesn't harm anyone

who hasn't had opioids. It just saves people who have.

- [ Spritzing ] - Are they gonna be okay?

- God, I hope so. - [ Door opens ]

- What the hell happened?

- She did coke laced with fentanyl.

Max tried to save her.

[ Women whimpering ]

Come on.

♪

I'm not getting a pulse. Starting chest compressions.

- Same. - Please, please, please...

- [ Grunting ]

♪

- She's got a pulse, but she's still breathing faintly.

Going again on naloxone.

- No. No, no!

Please wake up. Please wake up. Please wake up.

- Anything? - No.

I'm giving him another dose.

♪

- That's it. Just breathe. That's it.

You're gonna be okay. Start breathing.

There you go. Okay.

- Ohh...

- Well done. No no, no. Rest your head.

- Oh, my God. - Come on, Max!

♪

- Come on, Max. - You're okay. Just keep breathing.

That's it. Rest your head.

- Come on, come on, come on.

- Alright. That's it. - [ Gasps ]

- You're okay. - Hi. Hi.

♪

Hi. No, no, no. It's okay.

We got this. Hey. Hey!

[ Laughs ]

You're okay. You're okay.

[ Monitors beeping ]

- What's that?

- It's naloxone, the I.V. version

of the nasal spray we gave you in your cabin.

It binds to the opioid receptors in your body

and blocks the synthetic fentanyl.

- Fentanyl?!

- Yeah.

♪

- Last time I'm trusting that dealer.

- Maybe you should revise that

to last time you trust any drug dealer.

♪

- Right.

I'm sorry, Doc.

I...

I feel really bad that I messed you up.

- [ Sighs ]

- Look ahead, please.

♪

[ Max groans ]

- Ohh.

- I'm fine. - No, you are not.

Lie back down.

♪

- How's Hannah?

- She tested negative for Epstein-Barr,

but her liver numbers aren't great.

A problem which we can discuss

while you are right where you are.

- Man: Incoming! - [ Doors open ]

♪

- Well, looks like we're gonna need the bed.

- [Shakily] I can't move my legs.

- Muscle aches. Tachycardia.

Loss of strength and sensation in the legs.

- You should be resting.

- I can't take a nap while there's a girl out there

suffering from sudden paralysis.

Okay.

It could be hypokalemic periodic paralysis.

We should take her potassium levels.

And didn't one of the girls mention scuba diving?

[ Inhales sharply ] Ooh.

It could be the bends. - No.

Our dives last 30 minutes,

and they go 50 to 60 feet deep.

Bends would be an issue an hour after that depth.

- Are you okay? You're sweating.

Is there a chance that maybe you were exposed?

- No. I'm fine.

- Of course.

You're both fine, veritable pictures of health and wellness.

- [ Chuckles ] So not the bends.

Maybe hypothyroidism? - Hm. Or MS.

- Sudden onset MS with no prior neuro symptoms? Come on.

Transverse myelitis or spinal-cord compression

are way more likely. We need to just--

We need to give her a CT scan already.

- What do you mean, "already"?

This is the first time you mentioned a CT.

[ Door opens ]

- Well... from what I understand,

spring break has officially broken.

Are you okay?

- I'll be up to speed in no time.

- Yeah. Don't rush that.

I'm still gonna need the names of all the passengers

that were in possession of the drugs.

Because I've got to alert the authorities at the next port.

They could pull our license.

Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy on the Odyssey.

- Captain. They're just kids.

They made a mistake. And they are terrified.

- Good. I'm glad. They should be terrified.

Two years ago, we had a spring breaker

come on the ship.

Had some molly with him.

He gave it to a bunch of the girls.

It turns out one of them had an undiagnosed case

of cardiac arrhythmia.

So she came on my ship to have the time of her life...

and she damn near lost her life.

♪

- Captain, I promised them that if they came clean,

nothing bad was gonna happen to them.

♪

- I'm not gonna make you a liar.

But you get with security,

and you get all that stuff off my ship.

- Aye, Captain.

♪

- I'm gonna go check on Vanessa...

while Tristan runs Victoria's spinal CT.

- [ Groans ] - And, you...

rest.

♪

[ Door closes ]

- [ Sighs ]

- Okay. I got the lavender sleep mask.

And your comfy jammies... - If you start to feel

lightheaded or nauseous, let me know.

- Can I go back to my room?

It's gotten kind of loud in here.

- We need to keep you here so we can monitor your liver.

- You still don't know what's wrong with me?

- We're gonna run more tests.

- Wait. Um, can Veronica stay the night tonight, please?

I-I don't want to be alone.

- Sure.

But you need rest. All of you.

- You're okay. And Victoria's gonna be okay.

Vixens for life.

- Vixens for life.

Did you bring my fuzzy socks?

- You know what? I did. - [ Squeals ]

- I wouldn't dare forget them.

♪

- [ Groans ]

♪

[ Foot stomps ]

♪

[ Vomiting ]

♪

- Tristan, what's wrong?!

- Almost done with the Myers' Cocktail.

Didn't think I'd be making my ginger tea for you.

- [ Chuckles ] Ohh.

I can't believe how awful I feel.

- How long since your last drink?

♪

- A little over 24 hours.

♪

I'm so embarrassed.

- Don't be. - [ Scoffs ]

All this time, I've been thinking, you know,

work like a captain, play like a pirate.

♪

I thought I had it under control.

♪

You know, I'm feeling-- I'm feeling much better,

so let's just get this out of me, please.

- Okay.

But we need to get you back to your cabin.

- No, no. We have patients. I can hold out.

- [ Scoffs ] What is it with you guys

and refusing to admit that you need help?

Max is doing better.

We've got this.

We got you.

Go rest.

♪

- [ Clears throat ]

♪

- Thanks. - Hm.

- Get some rest, bud.

- [ Trash can rattles ] - [ Door closes ]

- Victoria's imaging.

Frustratingly, no signs

of spinal compression or transverse myelitis,

so we still have no idea why she lost movement

and sensation in her legs.

- Could be a fistula causing a spinal-cord stroke

too small to see on imaging? - If it is, we are not prepared

to deal with spinal embolization.

[ Door opens ]

- I need a Band-Aid. Paper cut.

♪

- You're supposed to be resting.

- Well, it's hard to study when I'm bleeding

all over the analytical-reasoning section.

- Okay.

I'm gonna get you a Band-Aid, but you need to take a break.

- I can't.

Stanford's median test score is a 173, and I got a 170.

- I thought you said you blew it. - I did.

- Hannah, it's the middle of the night, you're sick,

and you're driving yourself crazy

over three points on the LSAT.

♪

- Why are you sniffing my finger?

- Because your blood smells metallic.

I think I know what's wrong with you.

- I might not ever get feeling back in my legs?

- We're gonna get you all the help you need.

- That's why I've told the Captain to take the ship

into the nearest port, and I'm gonna be with you

every step of the way-- I promise.

- [ Coughing ]

- What's going on?

- [ Coughing ]

- What's wrong with her?!

- Her lungs are decompensating.

Avery! - What's going on?

- She's coughing up blood.

- Pulmonary embolism would make sense

if the loss of feeling was caused by another clot.

- I think she's got the bends.

- [ Gasping ]

- I need a cardiac ultrasound.

- [ Gasping ]

- Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

Breathe. Deep breaths...

- [ Breathing slows ]

What is the bends?

- Nitrogen gas forms bubbles in the bloodstream.

It can happen after diving.

But she wasn't down long enough or deep enough.

- Did you girls drink before you went diving today?

- I mean, we always start with mimosas on vacay. I...

- I'm not following. The bends doesn't usually present with cardiac issues.

- Certain cardiac conditions can make you more susceptible

to the bends, particularly if you're dehydrated from drinking.

- You think she has a PFO? - Mm-hmm.

- What's a PFO?

- Patent foramen ovale.

It's a little hole between your left and right atria.

Everybody has it when they're born,

but for most people, it closes during infancy.

But...

not...

for...

...you. There it is.

- W-What does it mean?! - It means we need to get you

into a hyperbaric chamber immediately.

- What?!

[ Beeping ]

[ Whooshing ]

♪

[ Air hissing ]

- How are you feeling?

- Better. So much less achy.

- Good.

♪

You ready?

♪

Look at that. - [ Chuckles ]

- Doing better already.

♪

- What about my heart? The PFO thing.

- Well, you're definitely gonna need to see your cardiologist

when you go home, but as long as you

don't go scuba diving again, you should be fine.

Most people live with PFO their entire lives with no issue.

- Ohh, my God! - Ohh!

♪

- You scared the hell out of us. - [ Chuckles ]

- Doctor. Come here!

[ All laugh ]

- You saved our lives, Doctor DILF.

- [ Chuckles ] - Thank you.

- Oh! Ladies. Hands.

[ Women laugh ]

♪

- So...

this thing that I have is genetic.

- Yeah. You have a condition called hemochromatosis.

Your body absorbs too much iron from the food you eat,

and the iron buildup can cause damage

to the liver and other organs.

- [ Groans ]

And this is the cure? - Bloodletting has been

a medical technique since the 1700s.

It may have killed George Washington,

but for your condition, it can be very effective.

- George Washington. Wow.

Seems so strange that losing blood could make me better.

- Red blood cells contain iron, and right now

your body is sending a signal to produce more red blood cells,

which will use up your surplus iron.

♪

I'm really sorry you got sick.

But maybe this will give you some perspective on life,

that there are other things in it that matter

besides where you go to law school.

Fun. Friends. Connection.

[ Women laughing ]

- Doctor, we'll miss you.

[ Max chuckles ]

- [ Chuckles ]

♪

- After this, can I get out of here?

- [ Chuckles ] Sure.

[ Ship horn blares ]

- So, you know what I don't need to happen ever again?

- What's that? - Last night-- you and Tristan

having health scares at the same time.

- Yes. Sorry about that.

- Hi, ladies.

- Looks like Hannah took your advice.

- Ohh...

- Ooh.

I gave him fluoxetine. - Hannah: Hi!

- Hopefully his serotonin levels are high enough now

that he doesn't, you know...

- I'm Hannah. - Hi. I'm... Steve.

- Yes! - It's nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. How long have you been on this cruise?

- Same time as you. - True.

♪

[ Knock on door ]

- Avery: Tristan?

- [ Sighs ] Yeah.

- Hey.

Came to see how you're doing.

- [ Groans ] Better than yesterday.

- Well, we've brought you electrolytes for the dehydration,

ibuprofen for the aches and pains, and food.

That's for eating. - [ Chuckles ]

- [ Chuckles ]

- Is that a cricket ball?

- Yeah. Yeah.

My, uh-- My dad got me this one for my ninth birthday.

- You guys used to play?

- Hm. We did.

On his good days.

And those were, uh--

Well, they were fewer and further between as I got older.

Till he left.

My dad drank.

- You've never told me that.

- Well, Mother never talked about it.

Guess I just followed suit.

I could tell.

The... glazed eyes.

The mood swings. The smell.

I swore. I swore.

I swore I'd never be like that.

That kind of a man.

That kind of a father.

- You won't be.

- Well, as lousy as I've been feeling...

...I can't keep thinking that I could really do with a...

That I could really do with a drink.

[ Chuckles ]

♪

- Well, I, for one,

am really impressed that you just shared all that.

It takes a lot of guts.

♪

- Yeah. - And we'll help you.

- Whatever you need, Tristan.

We are here for you.

- ♪ It's so hard ♪

- Thanks.

- ♪ To be human ♪

- You're amazing.

- ♪ Get so high that my feet can't find the floor ♪

♪

- Perhaps our newcomer would like to introduce himself?

- ♪ ...more than the hit before ♪

♪ Been forever since we were innocent ♪

- Hi. [Exhales sharply]

- ♪ Yeah, I remember that feeling ♪

- I'm Tristan.

- ♪ But I don't know how much more I can take ♪

- And I recently realized that I may have a drinking problem.

♪

- You're in the right place.

Welcome, Tristan.

- ♪ It's so hard ♪

♪ To be human ♪

♪