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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,797 --> 00:00:07,968 Ben: BRING DADDY THE REMOTE. 2 00:00:07,968 --> 00:00:09,050 BRING THE REMOTE TO DADDY. 3 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,891 COME ON, EMMA. I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT. 4 00:00:10,891 --> 00:00:12,933 BRING THE REMOTE TO DADDY. 5 00:00:12,933 --> 00:00:14,055 Ben and Tucker: YES! 6 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:15,936 WHOO! 7 00:00:17,138 --> 00:00:18,979 SHE'S LIKE A DOG THAT CAN HOLD STUFF. 8 00:00:18,979 --> 00:00:20,061 BABIES ARE AMAZING. 9 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:23,984 YOU KNOW, BABIES AREN'T TINY BALD BUTLERS 10 00:00:23,984 --> 00:00:25,236 TRAINED TO SERVE YOU. 11 00:00:25,236 --> 00:00:27,778 UH, YEAH THEY ARE. 12 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:29,910 AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU TRAINED ME. 13 00:00:29,910 --> 00:00:32,203 I WAS THE ONLY KID IN PRESCHOOL WHO COULD MAKE A MARGARITA. 14 00:00:32,203 --> 00:00:34,205 ( chuckles ) 15 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:36,827 AWW, YOU WERE SO CUTE WHEN YOU SAID 16 00:00:36,827 --> 00:00:39,039 "BWENDED OR ON THE WOCKS?" 17 00:00:40,871 --> 00:00:44,004 ALL RIGHT, BUT WE STILL NEED TO BABY-PROOF THIS PLACE. 18 00:00:44,004 --> 00:00:45,126 I MEAN, THE SHARP EDGES, 19 00:00:45,126 --> 00:00:46,877 THE CABINETS, THE LIGHT SOCKETS. 20 00:00:46,877 --> 00:00:48,969 WE ARE LOCKING IT DOWN, PEOPLE. 21 00:00:48,969 --> 00:00:50,931 ( drill whirrs ) 22 00:00:50,931 --> 00:00:52,973 MOM, I APPRECIATE YOU WANTING TO HELP, 23 00:00:52,973 --> 00:00:54,975 BUT I WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO EMMA. 24 00:00:54,975 --> 00:00:56,267 I'VE GOT AN EYE ON HER 24/7. 25 00:00:56,267 --> 00:00:58,809 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, EMMA? 26 00:00:58,809 --> 00:00:59,850 EMMA? 27 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:01,812 - OH MY GOD. - EMMA EMMA! 28 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:02,983 ( elevator dings ) 29 00:01:04,895 --> 00:01:06,147 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! 30 00:01:06,147 --> 00:01:09,029 OH, I DON'T KNOW. RUN! 31 00:01:09,029 --> 00:01:11,071 NO, DANNY, THIS WAY! COME ON! 32 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,114 GO. 33 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:15,786 ( theme music playing ) 34 00:01:15,786 --> 00:01:18,789 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 35 00:01:18,789 --> 00:01:21,202 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪ 36 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,259 AW, COME ON. AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK ME 37 00:01:28,259 --> 00:01:30,881 ABOUT MY AMAZING WEEKEND IN THE COUNTRY WITH GEORGIE? 38 00:01:30,881 --> 00:01:33,924 ONLY IF THE STORY ENDS WITH YOU LEAVING HER THERE. 39 00:01:33,924 --> 00:01:35,806 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HER? 40 00:01:35,806 --> 00:01:38,018 I WANT YOU TO LIKE HER. I REALLY LIKE HER. 41 00:01:38,018 --> 00:01:39,140 WELL, FOR ONE, SHE HATES ME, 42 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,812 AND TWO, SHE BROKE UP ME AND PHILIP. 43 00:01:41,812 --> 00:01:43,274 SO NOT A HUGE FAN. 44 00:01:43,274 --> 00:01:46,147 I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA HOLD THAT AGAINST HER. 45 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:48,899 IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD JUST GIVE HER A SECOND CHANCE? 46 00:01:48,899 --> 00:01:50,110 FOR ME? 47 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,943 PLEASE? 48 00:01:52,943 --> 00:01:54,785 ( sighs ) FINE. 49 00:01:54,785 --> 00:01:56,157 IF YOU LIKE HER, 50 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:58,159 THEN I WILL DO MY BEST TO LIKE HER AS WELL. 51 00:01:58,159 --> 00:01:59,870 THANK YOU. 52 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,792 - HI, DANNY. - OH, HEY. 53 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:03,123 - RILEY. - HI. 54 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,795 IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, THEY'RE GOING TO START 55 00:02:04,795 --> 00:02:06,126 CHARGING YOU RENT FOR THAT STOOL. 56 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,048 ( laughs ) 57 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,801 AND THAT WAS MY BEST. 58 00:02:10,801 --> 00:02:12,132 ALL RIGHT, I AM OUT OF HERE. 59 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,965 OH, WHAT TIME DO YOU NEED ME TO BE READY FOR THE BANQUET TOMORROW? 60 00:02:14,965 --> 00:02:17,968 OH, ARE YOU GOING TO THE RANGERS END-OF-SEASON BANQUET TOO? 61 00:02:17,968 --> 00:02:19,810 UH, ME TOO? ( chuckles ) 62 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:20,811 ME ONLY. 63 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,024 ME NOT GOING, AM I? 64 00:02:24,024 --> 00:02:25,816 SORRY. 65 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:27,027 I KIND OF INVITED GEORGIE. 66 00:02:27,027 --> 00:02:28,859 BUT YOU SHOULD MEET US FOR THE AFTER-PARTY. 67 00:02:28,859 --> 00:02:29,900 IT'S ALWAYS THE MOST FUN. 68 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,942 DANNY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO POOR RILEY. 69 00:02:31,942 --> 00:02:34,775 NOBODY WANTS TO FEEL LIKE A THIRD WHEEL. 70 00:02:34,775 --> 00:02:37,948 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN RUN OVER BY ONE. 71 00:02:37,948 --> 00:02:39,780 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 72 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,121 I'M JUST-- I'M GONNA GO CALL MY OFFICE 73 00:02:41,121 --> 00:02:43,954 AND LET THEM KNOW I'M AVAILABLE FOR THAT OVERTIME, AFTER ALL. 74 00:02:43,954 --> 00:02:45,045 YAY ME. 75 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,789 IS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 76 00:02:48,789 --> 00:02:51,131 UH, IT WAS EVERYTHING YOU SAID. 77 00:02:51,131 --> 00:02:53,133 YOU KNOW SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND, RIGHT? 78 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:55,966 I KNOW. I GET IT. 79 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:58,058 ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK YOU DO. 80 00:02:58,058 --> 00:02:59,800 I DON'T WANT TO START A RELATIONSHIP 81 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,011 BY LAYING DOWN A BUNCH OF RULES, 82 00:03:01,011 --> 00:03:02,803 BUT YOU HAVE TO GET ALONG WITH RILEY. 83 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:04,225 SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME, 84 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,106 AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER. 85 00:03:06,106 --> 00:03:08,188 AND I REALLY NEED THE TWO OF YOU TO BE FRIENDS. 86 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,980 AND I WILL. 87 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:12,072 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO ADORABLE. 88 00:03:12,072 --> 00:03:13,864 NO, YOU'RE SO ADORABLE. 89 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:15,025 NO, YOU ARE. 90 00:03:15,025 --> 00:03:16,026 Both: WE BOTH ARE. 91 00:03:16,026 --> 00:03:17,117 JINX! YOU OWE ME A KISS! 92 00:03:17,117 --> 00:03:18,239 ( chuckling ) 93 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:22,953 ( grunts ) 94 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,955 ( laughing ) 95 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,787 MOM? 96 00:03:26,787 --> 00:03:27,878 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 97 00:03:27,878 --> 00:03:30,791 NOTHING. 98 00:03:30,791 --> 00:03:34,044 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 99 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:37,177 DID YOU BABY-PROOF YOURSELF INTO THE DRAWER? 100 00:03:37,177 --> 00:03:39,800 ( scoffs ) NO. 101 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,143 NO, I'M JUST TAKING A BREAK. 102 00:03:43,143 --> 00:03:45,145 EXCUSE ME? 103 00:03:45,145 --> 00:03:47,187 DID THERE USED TO BE SOMETHING HERE THAT WE LIKED? 104 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:49,189 I THINK WE CALLED IT A FOOSBALL TABLE. 105 00:03:49,189 --> 00:03:50,811 OH, THAT THING? 106 00:03:50,811 --> 00:03:52,232 IT WAS A DEATH TRAP. IT HAD TO GO. 107 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,944 NO NO NO NO NO! 108 00:03:53,944 --> 00:03:55,235 THAT TABLE IS EMMA'S COLLEGE FUND. 109 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,819 BEN, HAVING ACTUALLY BEEN TO COLLEGE, 110 00:03:58,819 --> 00:04:01,782 I CAN PRETTY MUCH ASSURE YOU 111 00:04:01,782 --> 00:04:03,954 THAT THEY DON'T GIVE OUT FOOSBALL SCHOLARSHIPS. 112 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:05,245 NO NO NO! 113 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,127 EVERY DAY AFTER WORK, I TAKE A PART OF MY TIPS 114 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:08,829 AND STICK THEM IN THE LITTLE HOLE. 115 00:04:08,829 --> 00:04:10,210 THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THERE, MOM. 116 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:12,963 WHERE IS IT? 117 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:14,965 I SOLD IT? 118 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:16,046 YOU WHAT?! 119 00:04:16,046 --> 00:04:17,838 BEFORE YOU GET TOO UPSET, 120 00:04:17,838 --> 00:04:19,930 I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT YOU 121 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:21,802 A $20 BILL 122 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:24,264 FOR EMMA'S NEW COLLEGE FUND. 123 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,056 MOM! 124 00:04:26,056 --> 00:04:28,018 WELL, HONEY, I'M SORRY. 125 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,981 I SOLD IT TO A COUPLE OF NICE FRATERNITY BROTHERS. 126 00:04:30,981 --> 00:04:32,813 OH, WAIT WAIT, HUH? 127 00:04:32,813 --> 00:04:34,154 I STILL GOT THEIR NUMBER. ( clicks teeth ) 128 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:37,898 ALL RIGHT, DON'T TELL THEM I'M YOUR MOTHER. 129 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:39,069 I'M HOPING TO GET INVITED TO... 130 00:04:39,069 --> 00:04:41,782 ( in Valley girl accent ) A FEW RUSH PARTIES, SO. 131 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,903 OKAY. 132 00:04:42,903 --> 00:04:44,034 WELL, I'LL JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED 133 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,787 AND WE'LL GO OVER THERE AND GET IT, ALL RIGHT? 134 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:47,958 MY SIMPLE, NAIVE, 135 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:50,791 NON-COLLEGE-EDUCATED FRIEND BEN. 136 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,793 ( chuckles ) 137 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,214 BRO, I WAS A FRAT MAN, 138 00:04:54,214 --> 00:04:57,257 AND WE DON'T ALLOW CIVILIANS INTO OUR WORLD. 139 00:04:57,257 --> 00:04:58,969 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 140 00:04:58,969 --> 00:05:00,801 I DON'T SPEAK FRAT, BUT YOU DO. 141 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,803 COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO GET EMMA'S MONEY BACK. 142 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,015 Bonnie: NO NO, GUYS! HEY! 143 00:05:05,015 --> 00:05:07,978 - ( door closes ) - HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME? 144 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:08,979 ( sighs ) 145 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:10,811 ( exhales ) 146 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,812 ( grunts ) 147 00:05:15,776 --> 00:05:16,937 OH, GOOD. 148 00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:17,938 IT WAS JUST AN EXTENSION. 149 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:19,069 WHOO. 150 00:05:22,943 --> 00:05:24,114 HI, UH... 151 00:05:24,114 --> 00:05:25,205 WHAT HAPPENED TO DANNY? 152 00:05:25,205 --> 00:05:27,788 OH, HE HAD TO HEAD BACK TO THE RINK. 153 00:05:27,788 --> 00:05:29,910 OH. BYE! 154 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:31,952 RILEY! 155 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:34,124 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD HANG OUT A LITTLE. 156 00:05:34,124 --> 00:05:35,956 HAVE SOME LUNCH. 157 00:05:35,956 --> 00:05:37,878 THERE'S NO REASON WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS. 158 00:05:37,878 --> 00:05:39,259 SURE THERE IS. 159 00:05:39,259 --> 00:05:41,091 UH, YOU INSULT ME CONSTANTLY, 160 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,093 YOU HAD YOUR BROTHER BREAK UP WITH ME, 161 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:46,266 I GOT A SUPER CUTE HAIRCUT THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION. 162 00:05:46,266 --> 00:05:48,138 SHOULD I KEEP GOING, OR ARE WE GOOD? 163 00:05:48,138 --> 00:05:49,970 ISN'T THERE ANY WAY WE CAN MOVE ON? 164 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:51,061 LET THE PAST BE THE PAST? 165 00:05:51,061 --> 00:05:52,973 YEAH... 166 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:54,144 I'M THINKING NO. 167 00:05:54,144 --> 00:05:56,146 BUT, UM... 168 00:05:56,146 --> 00:05:58,779 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL EVERYONE AT "VOGUE"? 169 00:05:58,779 --> 00:06:00,030 YOU KNOW I WORK AT "VOGUE," RIGHT? 170 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:02,242 YEAH, IT'S RIGHT UP THERE AT THE TOP OF MY 171 00:06:02,242 --> 00:06:04,074 "LIFE'S NOT FAIR" LIST. 172 00:06:04,074 --> 00:06:05,906 WELL, UM, 173 00:06:05,906 --> 00:06:08,829 I WAS TALKING TO A FEW OF MY COLLEAGUES ABOUT YOU, 174 00:06:08,829 --> 00:06:11,041 AND WE HAVE THIS OPENING IN LEGAL. 175 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:12,913 I'M SORRY. 176 00:06:12,913 --> 00:06:14,955 "VOGUE" NEEDS A LAWYER? 177 00:06:14,955 --> 00:06:16,126 OH MY GOD. 178 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,958 THAT'S LIKE MY DREAM JOB. 179 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:20,801 I RECOMMENDED YOU, 180 00:06:20,801 --> 00:06:23,804 BUT IT WOULD BE AWKWARD IF WE WEREN'T REALLY FRIENDS. 181 00:06:24,965 --> 00:06:26,807 ( chuckles ) 182 00:06:26,807 --> 00:06:28,138 WHY WOULDN'T WE BE FRIENDS? 183 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,970 WE ARE TOTALLY FRIENDS. 184 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:32,142 LOOK AT US JUST SITTING HERE BEING FRIENDS. 185 00:06:34,815 --> 00:06:35,976 OKAY, MAN, WE LUCKED OUT. 186 00:06:35,976 --> 00:06:37,187 IT'S RUSH WEEK, 187 00:06:37,187 --> 00:06:38,779 AND THEY'RE HAVING A PLEDGE PARTY. 188 00:06:38,779 --> 00:06:40,020 OKAY, HOW DOES THIS SOUND? 189 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,942 HEY, BROS. YOU WANNA SUCK DOWN SOME BEER BALLS 190 00:06:41,942 --> 00:06:43,113 AND KAPPA GAMMA SOME CHICKS? 191 00:06:43,113 --> 00:06:44,905 ( mouths ) 192 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,947 BEN... 193 00:06:46,947 --> 00:06:49,870 YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER A SECRET SOCIETY, OKAY? 194 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,121 WE HAVE TO BLEND IN. 195 00:06:51,121 --> 00:06:52,873 YOU KNOW, MAKE UP NEW NAMES FOR BOOBS, 196 00:06:52,873 --> 00:06:54,124 CALL EVERYTHING "PUPPY." 197 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:56,086 LIKE "LET'S CHUG THIS PUPPY," 198 00:06:56,086 --> 00:06:59,920 OR "DUDE, LAST NIGHT I PUKED ALL OVER THIS PUPPY." 199 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,802 GET IT? 200 00:07:01,802 --> 00:07:03,924 I GOT YOU, PUPPY. 201 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:08,138 YEAH, YOU DON'T GET IT. 202 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,052 ( both exhale ) 203 00:07:12,052 --> 00:07:13,183 ( chuckling ) 204 00:07:16,226 --> 00:07:19,109 LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE RAN OVER THIS PUPPY. 205 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:21,191 - NOW YOU GET IT. - OKAY. 206 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:24,945 HEY, GUYS. 207 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:25,986 WELCOME 208 00:07:25,986 --> 00:07:29,159 TO THE SIGMA BETA KAPPA PLEDGE PARTY. 209 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:32,122 I AM THE COOL, YET STILL APPROACHABLE 210 00:07:32,122 --> 00:07:33,834 CHAPTER PRESIDENT TODD. 211 00:07:33,834 --> 00:07:34,955 HOW'S IT GOING? 212 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,247 IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT PARTY, GUYS. 213 00:07:37,247 --> 00:07:39,880 LISTEN, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FRATERNITY WITH A RECENTLY ACQUIRED 214 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,041 FOOSBALL TABLE. 215 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:44,084 HAVE YOU BEEN BEATEN UP BY ANY GUYS LIKE THAT? 216 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:46,967 ALL THE TIME. 217 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,089 BUT WE ACTUALLY JUST GOT OUR OWN. 218 00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:50,220 SEE, ALFRED? 219 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,893 I TOLD YOU A FOOSBALL TABLE WAS A BETTER INVESTMENT 220 00:07:52,893 --> 00:07:54,144 THAN STRIPPERS. 221 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,147 YOU WERE RIGHT. 222 00:07:57,147 --> 00:08:01,862 PLUS, WE GOT TO MEET THAT HOT COUGAR LADY, BONNIE. 223 00:08:04,945 --> 00:08:07,778 OKAY, WELL, I'M BEN AND THIS IS TUCKER. 224 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:08,909 WE WERE JUST HOPING TO HAVE SOME BEERS 225 00:08:08,909 --> 00:08:09,910 AND PLAY SOME FOOSBALL. 226 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:11,071 OH, SORRY, GUYS. 227 00:08:11,071 --> 00:08:13,113 WE KEEP THAT PUPPY LOCKED UP. 228 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:16,877 - SEE? TOLD YOU. - YEAH. 229 00:08:16,877 --> 00:08:18,038 ONLY BROTHERS ALLOWED, 230 00:08:18,038 --> 00:08:19,790 BUT AS SOON AS YOU PLEDGE, 231 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:23,123 YOU'LL BE ON YOUR WAY TO AN ALL-ACCESS PASS TO FRIENDSHIP. 232 00:08:27,127 --> 00:08:28,969 UM, YEAH, NO NO NO. 233 00:08:28,969 --> 00:08:30,220 WE'RE NOT PLEDGING. 234 00:08:32,222 --> 00:08:35,806 THEN I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 235 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:36,977 PLEASE? 236 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,020 OH, NO NO NO. HE MEANT WE'RE NOT 237 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,062 PLEDGING FOR ANY OTHER FRATERNITIES BUT YOURS. 238 00:08:42,062 --> 00:08:43,944 WE'RE IN. 239 00:08:43,944 --> 00:08:45,025 LET'S PLEDGE THIS PUPPY! 240 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,777 OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST SHOWING OFF! 241 00:08:52,412 --> 00:08:53,493 ( groans ) 242 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,416 OH, HEY, DANNY. 243 00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:57,497 OH. HEY, MOM. 244 00:08:57,497 --> 00:08:59,419 HONEY, HELP ME, ALL RIGHT? 245 00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:01,421 I BABY-PROOFED MYSELF OUT HERE. 246 00:09:01,421 --> 00:09:02,713 I DIDN'T HEAR A "PLEASE." 247 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,467 I THINK I'M READY TO FACE THE WALK OF SHAME. 248 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:08,839 I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE CALL IT THAT. 249 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:11,551 I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "HEY, LOOK AT ME! I JUST HAD SEX." 250 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,514 WELL, I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE ANYONE SEES ME. 251 00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:15,766 - ( knocking ) - ( yelps ) 252 00:09:15,766 --> 00:09:16,887 TOO LATE. 253 00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:19,600 HEY, GEORGIE, CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP HERE? 254 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,642 BRO, WE JUST HAVE TO BREAK INTO THE CHAPTER ROOM 255 00:09:21,642 --> 00:09:23,644 AND STEAL MY TABLE BACK. HEY, WHAT'S UP, MOM? 256 00:09:25,395 --> 00:09:27,608 BEN, BEING A PLEDGE MEANS BEING HAZED, OKAY? 257 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,650 BEING HAZED MEANS DOING THINGS. 258 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:31,742 SCARY THINGS. GROSS THINGS. 259 00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:34,534 THINGS THAT MAY MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY YEARS LATER. 260 00:09:35,746 --> 00:09:38,458 WELL, I DON'T CARE. WE'RE DOING IT FOR EMMA. 261 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,751 SHOULD WE RESCUE YOUR MOM? 262 00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:42,462 EHH. 263 00:09:42,462 --> 00:09:45,415 WE COULD, BUT THEN SHE'D NEVER LEARN HER LESSON. 264 00:09:45,415 --> 00:09:47,417 REMEMBER THAT ONE, MOM? 265 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,881 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU. - ( cellphone rings ) 266 00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:53,844 OH, THAT'S THE OFFICE. 267 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,556 - I'M GONNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE. - OKAY. 268 00:09:56,556 --> 00:09:59,429 OH MY GOD, GET READY TO MEET THE NEW IN-HOUSE COUNSEL 269 00:09:59,429 --> 00:10:00,641 FOR "VOGUE" MAGAZINE. 270 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,432 THANKS TO YOUR AMAZING GIRLFRIEND, 271 00:10:02,432 --> 00:10:03,563 WHO I LOVE, I JUST HAD ONE OF 272 00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:05,435 THE BEST INTERVIEWS OF MY LIFE. 273 00:10:05,435 --> 00:10:07,487 HEY, THAT'S GREAT, RILES. 274 00:10:07,487 --> 00:10:08,819 WAY TO BREAK THAT GLASS CEILING. 275 00:10:08,819 --> 00:10:12,863 HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER HERE AND BREAK THIS GLASS WINDOW? 276 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,735 MOM TRAPPED HERSELF OUT ON THE FIRE ESCAPE. 277 00:10:14,735 --> 00:10:16,406 HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR MISTAKES 278 00:10:16,406 --> 00:10:17,788 AND HOW YOU'LL DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY NEXT TIME? 279 00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:19,790 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 280 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:22,873 OOH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER 10 MINUTES TO ME. 281 00:10:24,544 --> 00:10:25,836 HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GO SAY THANK YOU TO GEORGIE, 282 00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:27,457 SHE'S ON THE FIRE ESCAPE. 283 00:10:27,457 --> 00:10:28,709 I'VE GOT A TEAM MEETING, BUT I'M REALLY GLAD 284 00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:29,710 YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ALONG. 285 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,551 YEAH. 286 00:10:32,753 --> 00:10:36,556 COULD SOMEONE AT LEAST TURN ON THE TV? 287 00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:39,599 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING THAT FAKE INTERVIEW TO RILEY. 288 00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:41,852 SHE'LL NEVER KNOW THAT JOB DOESN'T EXIST. 289 00:10:41,852 --> 00:10:45,395 UH, I THINK SHE KNOWS. 290 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,606 RILEY. 291 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:47,688 I CAN EXPLAIN. 292 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,399 OKAY. 293 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,821 BUT I'M GONNA BE LISTENING FOR THE PHRASE 294 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:52,823 "I'M A BITCH." 295 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,736 SO MAYBE I CAN'T EXPLAIN. 296 00:10:55,736 --> 00:10:57,657 WHY WOULD YOU GET MY HOPES UP FOR A JOB 297 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,489 THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST? 298 00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:00,580 I'M SORRY. 299 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,542 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO LIKE ME. 300 00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:04,745 OH. OH MY GOD, IS THAT IT? 301 00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,586 OH, WELL, WE SHOULD JUST HUG, 302 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:07,748 OR BRAID EACH OTHER'S HAIR, 303 00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:09,459 OR THROW EACH OTHER OFF THE ROOF. 304 00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:11,631 I'LL START. 305 00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:15,595 IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD MAYBE NOT MENTION THIS TO DANNY? 306 00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:17,597 MENTION IT? 307 00:11:17,597 --> 00:11:19,760 I AM GOING TO TURN IT INTO A PLAY 308 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,682 AND THEN PERFORM IT FOR HIM. 309 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,765 IT'S CALLED "I TOLD YOU SO." 310 00:11:24,765 --> 00:11:26,396 SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME 311 00:11:26,396 --> 00:11:27,567 I'M GONNA GO HIGH FIVE MYSELF. 312 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:28,729 OKAY. 313 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:32,652 DAMN IT, THEY REALLY DO KEEP IT LOCKED UP. 314 00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:34,484 OH, HERE THEY COME. ABORT ABORT. 315 00:11:36,406 --> 00:11:38,528 PLEDGES, STEP FORWARD 316 00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,620 AND PREPARE TO BE MARKED FOR LIFE. 317 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:41,822 BEAR YOUR ARMS. 318 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:43,663 OH, I WAS AFRAID OF THIS. 319 00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:45,585 BRANDING. 320 00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:47,417 BRANDING? 321 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,459 LIKE CATTLE? 322 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:52,592 NOPE. TATTOOED. 323 00:11:52,592 --> 00:11:53,754 LIKE A BADASS. 324 00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:57,597 SERIOUSLY?! 325 00:11:57,597 --> 00:11:58,759 THAT'S IT? 326 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,762 DUDE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE US DO NAKED PUSH-UPS, 327 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,723 GIVE US HUMILIATING NICKNAMES, 328 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,645 BLINDFOLD US AND DROP US OFF IN THE WOODS 329 00:12:05,645 --> 00:12:06,726 WITH A MATCH AND A TOENAIL CLIPPER. 330 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,608 I BARELY SURVIVED OUT THERE, MAN! 331 00:12:08,608 --> 00:12:10,650 WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 332 00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,652 BECAUSE WE'RE PLEDGES. 333 00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:13,814 IT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. 334 00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,655 HERE'S AN IDEA. 335 00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,657 MAYBE WE CAN CLEAN THE FLOORS USING TOOTHBRUSHES 336 00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:19,739 WHILE YOU GUYS GO OUT AND PARTY? 337 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,571 OR TO THE LIBRARY, YOUR CHOICE. 338 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,744 - YOU'D REALLY DO THAT? - YEAH, YOU BET. 339 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,536 THAT'S JUST HOW MUCH WE WANT TO BE HERE. 340 00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:28,458 NEW PLAN. 341 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,630 I DECREE THE PLEDGES CLEAN THE HOUSE 342 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:31,872 WITH TOOTHBRUSHES. 343 00:12:31,872 --> 00:12:33,874 BROTHERS, GET THEM YOUR TOOTHBRUSHES. 344 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,797 WAIT-- 345 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,588 BUT IF YOU LEAVE, 346 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:41,471 HOW WILL YOU KNOW WE'LL STAY AND DO THE WORK? 347 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,764 EXCELLENT POINT. 348 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,436 REMOVE YOUR PANTS. 349 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:47,597 THERE YOU GO. 350 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,653 GOOD WORK, BROTHER TUCKER. 351 00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,739 OH, DANNY DANNY DANNY. 352 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:02,742 DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? 353 00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:04,784 CURTAIN RISES ON A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. 354 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,407 LET'S CALL HER RILEY. 355 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:10,620 THE EVIL ICE QUEEN, LET'S CALL HER YOUR GIRLFRIEND-- 356 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,413 SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH HER. 357 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,755 DAMN IT. SHE TOLD YOU? 358 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:17,587 I WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU. 359 00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:18,879 CAN I STILL TELL YOU? 360 00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:20,420 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TELL ME 361 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:21,511 THAT SHE WAS BREAKING UP WITH ME? 362 00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:22,802 YOU MEAN YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH HER. 363 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,885 NO. WHY WOULD I BREAK UP WITH HER? 364 00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:26,596 I WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER. 365 00:13:28,598 --> 00:13:30,390 - YOU WERE? - YEAH. 366 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,392 I THOUGHT SHE WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME. 367 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,734 YOU DID? 368 00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:36,486 I JUST NEVER HAD FEELINGS LIKE THAT REALLY 369 00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:38,568 EXCEPT FOR YOU-- 370 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,570 YOU KNOW, NO ONE. 371 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,742 WELL... 372 00:13:42,742 --> 00:13:44,614 WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE TELL YOU? 373 00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:46,406 JUST THAT IT WAS TOO HARD. 374 00:13:46,406 --> 00:13:47,787 THAT SHE COULD SEE THIS WAS NEVER GOING TO WORK. 375 00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:49,789 THAT I HAD TOO MANY RULES, WHICH MAKES NO SENSE 376 00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:52,582 BECAUSE I ONLY HAD THE ONE THAT SHE HAD TO GET ALONG WITH YOU. 377 00:13:54,754 --> 00:13:56,416 YOU SAID THAT TO HER? 378 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:57,457 YEAH. 379 00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:58,758 AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE BEST FRIENDS, 380 00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,420 AND I JUST GOT DUMPED. 381 00:14:02,422 --> 00:14:04,554 DO YOU THINK IT'D BE WEIRD IF I ASKED YOU TO STOP TALKING TO HER? 382 00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:08,598 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 383 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:23,113 DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU COULDN'T BREAK INTO YOUR OWN FOOSBALL TABLE. 384 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,115 HEY, I CALLED IN AN EXPERT. 385 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,406 ALL RIGHT, ALMOST THERE. 386 00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:29,409 OH, ALL RIGHT. 387 00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:32,542 AND HERE WE GO. EMMA'S COLLEGE FUND IS FOUND. 388 00:14:34,254 --> 00:14:38,088 AND IT'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO APPLY TO COLLEGE. 389 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,340 REALLY, BEN? 390 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,092 A FISTFUL OF ONES 391 00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:44,464 AND AN EXPIRED SANDWICH COUPON?! 392 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:46,426 WOW. 393 00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:48,098 YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 394 00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,429 I ONLY STARTED DOING THIS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. 395 00:14:51,061 --> 00:14:52,222 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 396 00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:54,064 Todd: THAT WAS SUPER FUNNY. 397 00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:55,225 ( gasps ) 398 00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:57,317 WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?! 399 00:14:57,317 --> 00:15:01,321 AND WHY IS THE FOOSBALL COUGAR HERE? 400 00:15:01,321 --> 00:15:03,283 I KNEW YOU'D FIND ME. 401 00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:07,077 LOOK, HERE'S THE TRUTH. 402 00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:08,238 THIS IS MY FOOSBALL TABLE. 403 00:15:08,238 --> 00:15:10,080 MY MOM ACCIDENTALLY SOLD IT TO YOU. 404 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,082 IT HAS MY DAUGHTER'S COLLEGE FUND INSIDE OF IT. 405 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:14,244 YOU HAVE A KID? 406 00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:17,127 WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING SEX? 407 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,420 HOT-- THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 408 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,093 LOOK, THERE NO LONGER IS A POINT, OKAY? 409 00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,504 'CAUSE THERE'S NO MONEY IN THERE, SO WE'LL SEE YOU. 410 00:15:24,504 --> 00:15:26,426 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY LEAVING? 411 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,429 OH, HELL YES. 412 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,223 I AM IN MY BOXERS FOR A FISTFUL OF ONES. 413 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,265 YOU MIGHT AS WELL START CALLING ME CINNAMON. 414 00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:41,481 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE NOT GONNA BE A FRATERNITY ANYMORE. 415 00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:43,443 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 416 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,067 WE HAVEN'T MET OUR MINIMUM NUMBER OF PLEDGES. 417 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,069 WE STOPPED LOOKING AFTER YOU GUYS WALKED IN 418 00:15:49,069 --> 00:15:51,241 AND PLEDGE WEEK ENDS TONIGHT. 419 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,242 SO IT'S OVER 420 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,493 FOR SIGMA BETA KAPPA. 421 00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:57,497 WOW, MAN. THAT'S A REALLY SAD STORY. 422 00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:00,340 WELL, GOOD LUCK. 423 00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:04,134 MOM, YOU COMING? 424 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,385 YEAH YEAH, IN A MINUTE. 425 00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:08,138 ( sighs ) 426 00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:10,140 SORRY I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT, KID. 427 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,141 BUT... 428 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,068 I MEAN, DANNY WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT 429 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,240 WHAT KIND OF PERSON GEORGIE IS EVENTUALLY, RIGHT? 430 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,491 TOTALLY. IT'S GOOD SHE'S GONE. 431 00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:35,245 YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULDN'T EVEN PLEDGE IF I WANTED TO, 432 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,416 SO I SHOULDN'T FEEL GUILTY, RIGHT? 433 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:38,248 OH MY GOD, NO. 434 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,210 YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU BREAK UP YOUR BEST FRIEND'S 435 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:43,083 RELATIONSHIP JUST TO GET EVEN WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. 436 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,294 WHICH I DIDN'T DO. 437 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,086 WHICH IS WHY... 438 00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:48,338 I DO NOT FEEL GUILTY. 439 00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:50,340 ( both slurping ) 440 00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:54,094 HEY, DELUSION ONE AND TWO. 441 00:16:54,094 --> 00:16:55,395 THIS JUST IN-- 442 00:16:55,395 --> 00:16:58,438 YOU'RE BOTH HORRIBLE PEOPLE. 443 00:16:58,438 --> 00:17:00,480 MOM, I HAD TO. 444 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,442 I THOUGHT EMMA'S COLLEGE FUND WAS AT STAKE. 445 00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:04,444 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN. 446 00:17:04,444 --> 00:17:07,277 YOUR SAVINGS PLAN WAS ABOUT AS LAME AS THAT FRAT HOUSE. 447 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,408 YEAH. 448 00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:11,241 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY... 449 00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:13,153 IT'S WORKING. 450 00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:14,244 LOOK, I MEAN-- YEAH, SURE, 451 00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:16,076 THEIR PARTY SKILLS WERE PATHETIC 452 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,078 AND THE ONLY GIRL THEY COULD GET WAS YOUR MOM. 453 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,252 BUT... 454 00:17:22,252 --> 00:17:24,164 AT LEAST THEY HAD EACH OTHER. 455 00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:26,256 YOU KNOW WHAT, TUCKER? YOU'RE RIGHT. 456 00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:28,088 YOU MAY SPEAK FRAT, 457 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,469 BUT I PARLEZ VOUS PARTAY. 458 00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:32,382 LET'S GO HELP THOSE NERDS. 459 00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:33,553 WHO'S WITH ME? 460 00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:36,476 REALLY? 461 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,439 I JUST CALLED GEORGIE'S OFFICE. 462 00:17:39,439 --> 00:17:42,272 SHE'S ACTUALLY FLYING HOME TO LONDON. 463 00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:45,395 I DROVE HER OUT OF THE COUNTRY. 464 00:17:45,395 --> 00:17:48,448 CAN WE AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE HOW IMPRESSIVE THAT IS? 465 00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:53,493 Riley: GEORGIE! 466 00:17:53,493 --> 00:17:55,325 GEORGIE, WAIT! 467 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,076 RILEY? 468 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,198 EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME. 469 00:17:58,198 --> 00:18:00,079 SORRY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 470 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,080 HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN? 471 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,332 NOT EASY. 472 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:05,084 SECURITY HAD NO SENSE OF ROMANCE. 473 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,466 FINALLY HAD TO BUY A TICKET. 474 00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:08,258 - TO LONDON? - NEWARK. 475 00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:10,380 IT'S THE LONDON OF NEW JERSEY. 476 00:18:11,421 --> 00:18:14,093 I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS. 477 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,217 OKAY? I CAN'T LET YOU WALK AWAY FROM THIS RELATIONSHIP. 478 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:18,308 I DON'T THINK I HAVE A CHOICE. 479 00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:19,429 YOU DO. 480 00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,271 YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE. 481 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:23,393 ALL RIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU CAN GET ON THAT PLANE 482 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:27,227 AND FLY AWAY FROM POSSIBLY THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU, 483 00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:29,359 OR YOU CAN COME BACK WITH ME 484 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,441 AND SAY YES. 485 00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:33,193 SAY YES TO LOVE. 486 00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:34,534 NOTHING WILL CHANGE BETWEEN US. 487 00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,236 IT WILL. IT WILL CHANGE. 488 00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:38,198 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. IT'LL BE DIFFERENT. 489 00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:40,160 I PROMISE. 490 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,242 YOU AND ME... 491 00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:43,503 WE'LL START OVER. 492 00:18:43,503 --> 00:18:45,295 REALLY? 493 00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:47,126 REALLY. 494 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:52,252 ( applause ) 495 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,514 OH, WE'RE NOT-- 496 00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:57,136 YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND. 497 00:18:58,218 --> 00:19:00,220 WELL, I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE TO 498 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,141 LEAVE THE COUNTRY FOR GOOD NOW. 499 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,224 LEAVE THE COUNTRY? 500 00:19:04,224 --> 00:19:07,317 IT'S A TWO-DAY TRIP TO LONDON FOR THE MAGAZINE. 501 00:19:07,317 --> 00:19:09,479 I HAD POSTPONED IT FOR DANNY'S BANQUET. 502 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:12,482 WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT 503 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:15,074 WITH YOUR ASSISTANT. SHE CAN BE KIND OF VAGUE. 504 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,078 - ( rock music playing ) - ( people chattering ) 505 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,083 LOOKS LIKE THESE GUYS ARE FINALLY CATCHING ON. 506 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:26,246 DUDE, I JUST FOUND A GOAT IN ONE OF THE BEDROOMS 507 00:19:26,246 --> 00:19:28,248 AND A PLEDGE GLUED TO THE CEILING. 508 00:19:28,248 --> 00:19:30,089 ( sighs ) 509 00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:32,091 I COULDN'T BE PROUDER. 510 00:19:32,091 --> 00:19:34,173 HEY, WHEN YOU'RE BLESSED WITH SO MUCH COOLNESS, 511 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,095 SOMETIMES IT JUST FEELS GOOD TO GIVE BACK. 512 00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:37,257 ( chuckles ) 513 00:19:37,257 --> 00:19:39,429 HEY, GUYS! 514 00:19:42,061 --> 00:19:45,064 WE'VE RECRUITED ENOUGH PLEDGES TO SAVE THE HOUSE. 515 00:19:45,064 --> 00:19:46,065 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. 516 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:47,146 HEY, YOU'RE WELCOME. 517 00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:48,398 AND IF I EVER GET AROUND TO GOING TO COLLEGE, 518 00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:51,150 I WILL DEFINITELY PLEDGE HERE... 519 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,233 IF NONE OF THE COOL HOUSES WILL HAVE ME. 520 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,365 WELL, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, 521 00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:57,317 I HAVE TO GO SHOW BROTHER TODD HERE 522 00:19:57,317 --> 00:20:00,159 HOW HE CAN USE HIS HIGH G.P.A. TO GET A CHEERLEADER. 523 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:01,321 ( chuckles ) 524 00:20:01,321 --> 00:20:03,243 IT'S MATHEMATICALLY POSSIBLE. 525 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,245 ( laughs ) 526 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,286 OH, HEY, DANNY. 527 00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:07,417 YOU AND THE TEAM REALLY CAME THROUGH. 528 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,418 I APPRECIATE IT. 529 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,089 WHAT CAN I SAY? 530 00:20:10,089 --> 00:20:11,210 THE GUYS RESPOND WELL TO THE WORDS 531 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,423 "FREE BEER AND COLLEGE GIRLS." 532 00:20:13,423 --> 00:20:15,335 NOW IF I CAN JUST GET GEORGIE OUT OF MY HEAD, 533 00:20:15,335 --> 00:20:17,216 THEN I MIGHT ACTUALLY ENJOY MYSELF. 534 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,259 OR MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY SAW HER, 535 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,260 IT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER. 536 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,051 HEY. 537 00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:24,053 LOOK WHO I RAN INTO RANDOMLY 538 00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:25,104 DOING NOTHING, 539 00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:27,056 GOING NOWHERE. 540 00:20:28,147 --> 00:20:30,310 SO WHAT HAVE I MISSED? 541 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,311 BESIDES YOU. 542 00:20:36,065 --> 00:20:37,407 NICELY DONE. 543 00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:40,239 SO, YOU STILL THINK WE'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE? 544 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,413 HORRIBLE PEOPLE WHO CAN SLEEP TONIGHT. 545 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:46,075 TOGETHER? 546 00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:47,246 NOT A CHANCE. 547 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,332 ( high-pitched ) HI. BONNIE. 548 00:20:52,332 --> 00:20:55,084 DELTA BABA GHANOUSH. 549 00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:57,006 I'M A STUDENT, YOU'RE A STUDENT. 550 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,218 WANT TO FORM A STUDENT UNION? 551 00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:04,143 AAH! OH MY GOD. HI, THERE. 552 00:21:04,143 --> 00:21:06,055 DON'T WE HAVE CHEMISTRY TOGETHER? 553 00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:08,308 CLASS AND THE OTHER KIND? 554 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,099 WANT TO FORM A COMPOUND? 555 00:21:13,152 --> 00:21:15,194 ( normal voice ) HI, BONNIE WHEELER. 556 00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:17,156 DIVORCED 40-SOMETHING MOTHER OF TWO 557 00:21:17,156 --> 00:21:19,278 WITH A GRANDDAUGHTER AND EVEN A GRANDER SENSE OF ADVENTURE. 558 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,279 CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT? 559 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:23,032 ALL RIGHT. BUCKLE UP, PEACHES. 38316

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