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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,218 --> 00:00:09,220 AND JUST WHEN THEY THOUGHT ALL HOPE WAS LOST-- 2 00:00:09,220 --> 00:00:11,592 HI. OH, NO. AM I TOO LATE? DID I MISS STORY TIME? 3 00:00:11,592 --> 00:00:13,224 NO NO NO. WE'RE JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART. 4 00:00:13,224 --> 00:00:16,397 SO HE TURNED UP THE MUSIC, THREW A RAGING PARTY... 5 00:00:18,479 --> 00:00:21,602 ( laughing ) 6 00:00:21,602 --> 00:00:23,104 YEAH! 7 00:00:23,104 --> 00:00:26,107 AND FELL IN LOVE WITH A HOOKER. 8 00:00:26,107 --> 00:00:28,409 OH, I GET TO BE THE HOOKER. 9 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:31,532 WHOO. 10 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,863 ( chuckling ) 11 00:00:32,863 --> 00:00:34,205 AND THAT WRAPS UP TONIGHT'S EDITION 12 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:36,207 OF DRIVE-IN WITH DADDY. 13 00:00:36,207 --> 00:00:39,039 WOW. "RISKY BUSINESS." 14 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,752 KIND OF THREW ME THERE, 'CAUSE I THOUGHT TONIGHT'S MOVIE WAS "GOLDILOCKS." 15 00:00:41,752 --> 00:00:43,124 OH, WELL, 16 00:00:43,124 --> 00:00:45,926 TUCKER WAS TIRED OF BEING THE BABY BEAR. 17 00:00:45,926 --> 00:00:49,550 WELL, I DO ENJOY THESE FATHER-DAUGHTER MOMENTS. 18 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,012 AND IN FACT, YOU'VE KIND OF INSPIRED ME 19 00:00:52,012 --> 00:00:53,884 TO FIND MY OWN BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 20 00:00:53,884 --> 00:00:56,227 WHICH BY THE WAY, I HAVE. 21 00:00:56,227 --> 00:00:57,558 NO WAY! 22 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,019 YES, WAY. WELL, EVER SINCE 23 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:00,891 I FOUND OUT THAT AUNT MARGOT ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH TO ME, 24 00:01:00,891 --> 00:01:02,683 I'VE WANTED TO KNOW WHO HE IS, 25 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:05,686 BUT MY MOM FORBID MARGOT FROM SAYING ANYTHING. 26 00:01:05,686 --> 00:01:08,609 SO MY DAD SLIPPED ME HIS OLD YEARBOOK 27 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:11,452 AND SAID "PAGE 37, MARK CLEMENTS. 28 00:01:11,452 --> 00:01:13,824 THAT'S THE BASTARD WHO KNOCKED UP YOUR AUNT MARGOT." 29 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,286 ( chuckles ) 30 00:01:15,286 --> 00:01:17,868 I LOVE MY DAD. 31 00:01:17,868 --> 00:01:19,580 ATTENTION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 32 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,202 PARENTS ARRIVING MOMENTARILY. 33 00:01:21,202 --> 00:01:23,964 NEXT STOP, DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION. 34 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:26,417 ( knocks on door ) 35 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:27,878 AND THEY'RE HERE. 36 00:01:27,878 --> 00:01:29,970 LET THE JUDGING BEGIN. 37 00:01:32,213 --> 00:01:34,885 - TUCKER. - DAD. 38 00:01:34,885 --> 00:01:37,888 WAIT, WHERE'S MOM? 39 00:01:37,888 --> 00:01:40,221 SEE, I TOLD HER YOU'D NOTICE. 40 00:01:40,221 --> 00:01:41,892 I SAID, "JOANNE, THE BOY'S GONNA NOTICE." 41 00:01:44,225 --> 00:01:45,726 DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON? IS SOMETHING WRONG? 42 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:47,027 NOT AT ALL. 43 00:01:47,027 --> 00:01:48,569 YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. 44 00:01:50,191 --> 00:01:51,902 SO... 45 00:01:51,902 --> 00:01:54,535 THEN THE THREE LITTLE BEARS, TRYING TO AVOID A VERY AWKWARD SITUATION, 46 00:01:54,535 --> 00:01:57,077 ALL TOOK GOLDILOCKS TO BED. LET'S GO. 47 00:01:59,079 --> 00:02:01,542 YOU KNOW, THE BIG ONE ISN'T WEARING PANTS. 48 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:03,874 ( theme music playing ) 49 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:07,007 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 50 00:02:07,007 --> 00:02:09,800 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪ 51 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,716 Tucker: DIVORCED? 52 00:02:15,716 --> 00:02:18,058 DUDE, I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M GOING TO BE FROM A BROKEN HOME. 53 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,891 WELL, TECHNICALLY FOUR BROKEN HOMES 54 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,853 IF YOU COUNT OUR VACATION PROPERTIES. 55 00:02:22,853 --> 00:02:25,226 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, BUD. 56 00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:27,688 WHEN MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED, IT WAS HORRIBLE. 57 00:02:27,688 --> 00:02:29,690 THE CONSTANT SHUTTLING BACK AND FORTH, 58 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:31,031 SPLITTING HOLIDAYS, 59 00:02:31,031 --> 00:02:33,324 NEVER REALLY KNOWING WHERE TO CALL HOME. 60 00:02:33,324 --> 00:02:35,366 YOU WERE 24. 61 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,199 HEY, MAYBE I CAN TALK TO YOUR DAD. 62 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:40,331 I'M SURE WHATEVER HAPPENED WAS HIS FAULT. 63 00:02:40,331 --> 00:02:42,333 I COULD CERTAINLY POINT THAT OUT TO HIM FOR YOU. 64 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,245 I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, IF SOMEONE'S GONNA 65 00:02:44,245 --> 00:02:45,996 GIVE MY DAD ADVICE ABOUT MARRIAGE, 66 00:02:45,996 --> 00:02:48,549 SHOULDN'T IT BE SOMEONE WHO WAS GOOD AT IT? 67 00:02:48,549 --> 00:02:50,551 HEY, I WAS BRILLIANT AT IT. 68 00:02:50,551 --> 00:02:53,214 HE WAS GAY AT IT. 69 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:56,507 WELL, MY MOM SAYS HE'S TOO UPTIGHT AT IT. 70 00:02:56,507 --> 00:02:58,559 TOO UPTIGHT? 71 00:02:58,559 --> 00:03:01,061 NOW THAT I CAN FIX. 72 00:03:02,893 --> 00:03:04,895 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 73 00:03:04,895 --> 00:03:06,227 DUDE, I CAN FIX HIM. 74 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,018 I JUST NEED TO LOOSEN HIM UP A BIT, 75 00:03:08,018 --> 00:03:10,441 AND NOBODY IS MORE LAID BACK THAN ME. 76 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:11,732 ( chuckles ) 77 00:03:11,732 --> 00:03:14,865 DUDE, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO USE A COASTER? 78 00:03:14,865 --> 00:03:17,448 OH, AND REMEMBER TO SCRUB THAT FOR A FULL 20 SECONDS 79 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,119 USING CIRCULAR MOTIONS. 80 00:03:21,532 --> 00:03:22,743 HE'S HILARIOUS. 81 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:24,084 LIKE I'M GONNA WASH THIS. 82 00:03:25,536 --> 00:03:26,917 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 83 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:28,589 TUCKER DOESN'T HAVE A LAID BACK BONE IN HIS BODY. 84 00:03:28,589 --> 00:03:30,881 I KNOW. HE CAUGHT ME READING HIS JOURNAL 85 00:03:30,881 --> 00:03:32,883 AND HE GOT ALL MAD ABOUT IT. 86 00:03:34,134 --> 00:03:36,006 MAYBE YOU COULD GO OUT WITH MR. DOBBS. 87 00:03:36,006 --> 00:03:37,928 YOU KNOW, LOOSEN HIM UP. SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME. 88 00:03:37,928 --> 00:03:41,141 WELL, I THINK THE NO FUN POLICE HAS PLANS OF HIS OWN. 89 00:03:41,141 --> 00:03:42,723 IT COULD BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. 90 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,055 LIKE YOUR HAIR COLOR AND YOUR REAL AGE. 91 00:03:46,347 --> 00:03:48,228 GOOD MORNING. HEY, MOM. 92 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,150 I WAS JUST FLIPPING THROUGH YOUR OLD YEARBOOK. 93 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:53,233 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE A GRANDMA BEFORE THE AGE OF 50." 94 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,616 ON BEHALF OF EMMA, YOU'RE WELCOME. 95 00:03:57,197 --> 00:03:58,989 SEE THIS. AHH. 96 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,661 DATED HIM, 97 00:04:00,661 --> 00:04:02,202 DATED HIM, 98 00:04:02,202 --> 00:04:05,286 WAY MORE THAN DATED HIM. 99 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,868 GOD, WE HAD SOME HOT TEACHERS AT SCHOOL. 100 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:09,169 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? 101 00:04:09,169 --> 00:04:10,541 UH, RILEY LEFT IT HERE. 102 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,373 SHE'S TRYING TO TRACK DOWN HER BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 103 00:04:12,373 --> 00:04:14,004 OH, DAVID BRINKERHOFF? 104 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,546 UH, NO. MARK CLEMENTS. 105 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:16,547 MARGOT'S OLD BOYFRIEND. 106 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,218 OH, NO NO NO. MARK AND MARGO 107 00:04:18,218 --> 00:04:19,590 MAY HAVE BEEN GOING STEADY, 108 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:22,012 BUT MARGOT AND DAVID WERE GOING ALL THE WAY. 109 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,434 OH MY GOD, REALLY? 110 00:04:23,434 --> 00:04:26,266 I GOTTA GO STOP RILEY FROM CALLING THE WRONG GUY DADDY. 111 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,560 BUT FIRST, I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THE GIRL WHO CALLS ME DADDY. 112 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,232 OR AT LEAST SHE SHOULD BE. SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT THAT HARD. 113 00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:34,855 DA-DA. DA-DA. 114 00:04:34,855 --> 00:04:35,856 OKAY, I TRIED. 115 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:41,322 BEN, HI. 116 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:42,863 OH, RILEY. GOOD YOU'RE HERE. 117 00:04:42,863 --> 00:04:44,204 SORRY IF I PULLED YOU OUT OF COURT. 118 00:04:44,204 --> 00:04:45,366 OH, SHOOT. 119 00:04:45,366 --> 00:04:48,208 I KNEW I HAD SOMETHING TO DO TODAY. 120 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,541 SORRY, I'VE JUST BEEN SO BUSY WORKING ON MY BIO DAD FILE. 121 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,003 EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT MARK CLEMENTS IS IN HERE. 122 00:04:53,003 --> 00:04:54,254 YEAH, ABOUT THAT-- 123 00:04:54,254 --> 00:04:56,587 MARRIED TWICE, DIVORCED ONCE, TWO SONS, 124 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:59,340 SO THERE'S STILL AN OPENING FOR DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL. 125 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,221 AND OH, GET THIS. GET THIS. 126 00:05:01,221 --> 00:05:04,885 HE'S A SUCCESSFUL, HIGH POWERED, MANHATTAN ATTORNEY. 127 00:05:04,885 --> 00:05:06,927 HELLO? CHIP MEET BLOCK. 128 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:09,890 OR RUSH MEET JUDGMENT. 129 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:12,022 HE WAS ALSO A HIGH SCHOOL JOCK, ME. 130 00:05:12,022 --> 00:05:14,024 PRESIDENT OF HIS COLLEGE DEBATE CLUB, ME. 131 00:05:14,024 --> 00:05:15,696 AND ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH. 132 00:05:15,696 --> 00:05:17,277 ME ME ME. 133 00:05:17,277 --> 00:05:18,529 I'M SO EXCITED. 134 00:05:18,529 --> 00:05:20,701 WELL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE TWICE AS EXCITED? 135 00:05:20,701 --> 00:05:22,653 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WELL, ACCORDING TO MY MOM, 136 00:05:22,653 --> 00:05:23,904 THERE'S A SECOND CONTESTANT 137 00:05:23,904 --> 00:05:25,325 IN THIS ROUND OF "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" 138 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,537 HIS NAME'S DAVID BRINKERHOFF. 139 00:05:26,537 --> 00:05:28,579 OH MY GOD. NO. 140 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:29,910 NO NO NO NO. 141 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:32,713 I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT MARK IS MY FATHER. 142 00:05:32,713 --> 00:05:35,956 DAVID IS A PASTRY CHEF AND OWNS HIS OWN BAKERY. 143 00:05:35,956 --> 00:05:37,628 OH MY GOD, IT MIGHT BE HIM. 144 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,552 WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW? 145 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:43,554 I HAVE TO START A WHOLE NEW FILE. 146 00:05:43,554 --> 00:05:46,557 OR WE COULD JUST GO CHECK THEM OUT IN PERSON. 147 00:05:46,557 --> 00:05:49,059 BEN, I CAN'T JUST WALK INTO SOME GUY'S BAKERY 148 00:05:49,059 --> 00:05:51,732 AND BE LIKE "OH, HEY. I'LL HAVE TWO DOZEN CUPCAKES 149 00:05:51,732 --> 00:05:53,474 AND SOME DNA." 150 00:05:53,474 --> 00:05:54,895 NO. 151 00:05:54,895 --> 00:05:56,687 BUT AN ENGAGED COUPLE FROM YONKERS 152 00:05:56,687 --> 00:05:59,480 WHO'S LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THEIR WEDDING CAKE CAN. 153 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,032 YEAH, BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND A COUPLE LIKE THAT? 154 00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:04,985 OH OH. 155 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:06,246 - YOU MEAN US. - YEAH. 156 00:06:06,246 --> 00:06:08,368 OH, I LIKE THAT. OKAY. 157 00:06:12,543 --> 00:06:14,455 ( laughing ) 158 00:06:14,455 --> 00:06:15,456 ( groans ) 159 00:06:17,297 --> 00:06:18,879 WELL... 160 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,001 THANK YOU FOR A LOVELY EVENING. 161 00:06:21,001 --> 00:06:23,213 THIS REALLY IS THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS. 162 00:06:23,213 --> 00:06:26,557 ESPECIALLY NOT AT 9:00 PM. 163 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:29,770 THOUGH IT SURE FEELS LIKE I PULLED AN ALL NIGHTER. 164 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:32,062 IT'S ALSO THE CITY WHERE EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH 165 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:33,143 IS JUST A LITTLE STICKY. 166 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,475 AHH. OKAY. 167 00:06:37,227 --> 00:06:39,440 - SO, WELL? - WELL, NOTHING. 168 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,112 HE'S TIGHTER THAN THE JEANS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY CLOSET. 169 00:06:43,524 --> 00:06:46,026 NEVER SAY DIE. 170 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:47,528 LOOK, HONEY, I TRIED. BUT THERE IS NO 171 00:06:47,528 --> 00:06:49,029 LOOSENING UP THAT LUG NUT. 172 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:50,741 NIGHT, MARSHALL. 173 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:52,032 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 174 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,917 SO, MR. DOBBS. 175 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,338 DANIEL, I HAVE TO THANK YOU. 176 00:06:58,338 --> 00:07:00,541 THAT WAS THE BEST DATE I'VE BEEN ON IN 30 YEARS. 177 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:05,135 WHOO. WHOO. 178 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:07,718 UM, DATE, WHAT? 179 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,550 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU SETTING ME UP. 180 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:11,552 SETTING YOU UP? I NEVER SET YOU UP. 181 00:07:11,552 --> 00:07:13,894 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE? - YOU MEAN THE DEATH STAR? 182 00:07:13,894 --> 00:07:16,226 SHE HATES ME. 183 00:07:16,226 --> 00:07:17,898 BUT THAT BONNIE, 184 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:19,359 SHE MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN. 185 00:07:19,359 --> 00:07:20,981 I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME. 186 00:07:20,981 --> 00:07:22,322 I'M AS GIDDY AS A SCHOOL BOY. 187 00:07:24,865 --> 00:07:26,527 NO NO, YOU CAN'T SEE MY MOM. 188 00:07:26,527 --> 00:07:28,529 WHAT ABOUT TUCKER? 189 00:07:28,529 --> 00:07:30,661 I DIDN'T REALIZE HE HAD HIS EYE ON HER TOO. 190 00:07:30,661 --> 00:07:33,534 NO! NO NO NO NO. THE DIVORCE. 191 00:07:33,534 --> 00:07:35,706 I'M SURE TUCKER'S NOT GONNA WANT TO SEE YOU DATING MY MOM. 192 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:39,209 OH. WELL THEN, WE SHOULD JUST KEEP THIS BETWEEN US FOR NOW. 193 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,211 HEY, DAD. I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK. 194 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,213 LISTEN, I THOUGHT WE COULD GO ON A LITTLE BAR CRAWL 195 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,885 AND REALLY GET CRAZY, RIGHT? 196 00:07:44,885 --> 00:07:46,547 ( chuckles ) 197 00:07:46,547 --> 00:07:48,719 BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED TO BE THERE BEFORE 9:15 198 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:51,221 IF WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW MY ITINERARY. 199 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,053 NOW LET'S LOOSEN UP THIS TIE. 200 00:07:53,053 --> 00:07:54,895 - DON'T TOUCH MY TIE, DAMN IT. - I'M SORRY, SIR. 201 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:02,192 OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO WEIRD. 202 00:08:02,192 --> 00:08:04,024 I MEAN, AT FIRST I WAS POSITIVE IT WAS MARK, 203 00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:06,236 BUT NOW I THINK IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE DAVID. 204 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,198 HE'S MARRIED, NO KIDS, 205 00:08:08,198 --> 00:08:09,870 HE HAS A DOG NAMED SPRINKLES. 206 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,321 I LOVE SPRINKLES. 207 00:08:11,321 --> 00:08:12,873 AND LIKE ME, HE MAY HAVE HAD 208 00:08:12,873 --> 00:08:14,745 A SLIGHT WEIGHT PROBLEM IN HIGH SCHOOL. 209 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:15,996 SLIGHT? 210 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,167 MAY? 211 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,879 PUNCH. 212 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:19,880 FACE. 213 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,291 ( murmurs ) 214 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:23,003 WHEN HE COMES OUT HERE JUST LET ME DO THE TALKING, OKAY? 215 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,125 'CAUSE I HAVE A WHOLE LIST OF QUESTIONS I WANT TO ASK HIM. 216 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,887 OH, HI. I'M DAVID. 217 00:08:26,887 --> 00:08:29,890 CARE TO SAMPLE MY NEW CRAPNUT? 218 00:08:29,890 --> 00:08:31,552 CROISSANT-APPLE-DOUGHNUT. 219 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:33,974 I'M STILL WORKING ON THE NAME. 220 00:08:36,226 --> 00:08:38,478 UH, HI. I'M BEN WHEELER. 221 00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:39,690 WE CALLED YESTERDAY. 222 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:41,311 WHEELER? I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL 223 00:08:41,311 --> 00:08:42,853 WITH A GUY NAMED RAY WHEELER. 224 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:45,025 USED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME EVERY DAY, 225 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,526 BUT HE KNOCKED UP SOME BIMBO, 226 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,029 SO I GUESS THE JOKE'S ON HIM, RIGHT? 227 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,651 RIGHT. 228 00:08:50,651 --> 00:08:52,362 WELL, THIS IS MY LOVELY BRIDE TO BE, 229 00:08:52,362 --> 00:08:55,115 RILEY, WHO JUST HAS A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU. 230 00:08:55,115 --> 00:08:56,156 RIGHT, RILEY? 231 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,789 YEAH. 232 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,581 YEAH, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAD... 233 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:02,713 ( muttering ) 234 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,338 OKAY, UM, 235 00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:11,011 DO YOU HAVE A PEANUT BUTTER CAKE WITH MARSHMALLOW FROSTING? 236 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,132 IT'S HER FAVORITE. 237 00:09:12,132 --> 00:09:14,344 GET OUT. 238 00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:16,727 THAT'S MY FAVORITE TOO. ( laughs ) 239 00:09:16,727 --> 00:09:18,478 I'LL GRAB YOU GUYS SOME SAMPLES. 240 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,231 - OH MY GOD. - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 241 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:22,853 - I THINK IT'S HIM. - I CAN'T DO THIS. 242 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,184 I AM TOO NERVOUS. 243 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:25,736 I MEAN, IT'S TOO REAL. 244 00:09:25,736 --> 00:09:27,027 WHAT IF HE IS MY DAD? 245 00:09:27,027 --> 00:09:29,029 OH MY GOD, THESE ARE GOOD. 246 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:30,570 HERE. WILL YOU JUST 247 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,242 ASK HIM THESE QUESTIONS? 248 00:09:32,242 --> 00:09:33,243 I'M SORRY. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 249 00:09:33,243 --> 00:09:35,866 RILEY, WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU-- COME ON! 250 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:36,997 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 251 00:09:36,997 --> 00:09:39,329 YEAH, IRONICALLY SHE JUST REMEMBERED 252 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,540 THAT SHE LEFT A CAKE IN THE OVEN. 253 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,873 AWW, A GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART. 254 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,875 YOU KNOW, SHE REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE SISTER. 255 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,338 OR YOUR DAUGHTER? 256 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,300 - I DON'T HAVE ONE. - BUT WHAT IF YOU DID? 257 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,301 BUT I DON'T. 258 00:09:51,301 --> 00:09:52,973 WELL, YOU DO NOW. 259 00:09:54,554 --> 00:09:56,016 - YOU MEAN, SHE'S MY-- - YEP. 260 00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:04,024 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 261 00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:05,105 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOSEN HIM UP, 262 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,777 NOT MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 263 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,859 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 264 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,230 IT'S A CURSE. 265 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:13,864 MEN LOVE ME. 266 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:17,617 HONESTLY, I SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING LABEL. 267 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:22,202 LISTEN, HONEY, MAYBE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. 268 00:10:22,202 --> 00:10:23,373 MAYBE YOU'RE WRONG. 269 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,705 ( knocking on door ) 270 00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:29,800 BONNIE. 271 00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:35,886 YOU'RE NOT WRONG. 272 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,019 OH, DAMN. I'M GOOD. ( groans ) 273 00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:40,640 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 274 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,062 TELL HIM TO GO AWAY. 275 00:10:42,062 --> 00:10:43,894 NO. WAIT. 276 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,525 GET HIM TO STOP LIKING YOU. 277 00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:46,526 DO WHATEVER YOU DID TO DAD. 278 00:10:48,528 --> 00:10:50,981 FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT MAKE HIM GAY. 279 00:10:50,981 --> 00:10:52,152 HE CAME THAT WAY! 280 00:10:54,775 --> 00:10:55,986 David: MAYBE THIS IS A MISTAKE. 281 00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:57,868 I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE. 282 00:10:57,868 --> 00:10:58,989 I MEAN, ME WITH A KID? 283 00:10:58,989 --> 00:11:01,541 I NEVER WANTED ONE OF THOSE. 284 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:03,583 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO HER? 285 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,546 PROBABLY NONE OF THAT. 286 00:11:06,546 --> 00:11:08,168 BUT HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME DO MOST OF THE TALKING? 287 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,339 OKAY. 288 00:11:09,339 --> 00:11:10,550 I CAN'T BELIEVE MARGOT NEVER TOLD ME 289 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:12,212 SHE WAS PREGNANT. 290 00:11:12,212 --> 00:11:14,674 I WASN'T EVEN SURE WE WERE REALLY DOING IT RIGHT. 291 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,387 YOU KNOW, RILEY'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 292 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:19,219 SO WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT ON THE FIRE ESCAPE 293 00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:21,932 WHILE I TRY TO MAKE HER BELIEVE THIS WAS ALL HER IDEA. 294 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,894 KNOCK KNOCK. LOOK, I KNOW-- 295 00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:25,225 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 296 00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:26,566 AND YOU ARE RIGHT, OKAY? 297 00:11:26,566 --> 00:11:28,358 I'M BEING SILLY, AND I STARTED THIS THING, 298 00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:29,730 SO I NEED TO FINISH IT. 299 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,362 AND I DO. I WANT TO KNOW WHO MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER IS. 300 00:11:32,362 --> 00:11:34,524 OH MY GOD. I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. 301 00:11:34,524 --> 00:11:36,867 WHICH IS WHY I CALLED MARK AND ASKED HIM TO MEET ME HERE. 302 00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,909 MARK? THE LAWYER, HERE? 303 00:11:38,909 --> 00:11:40,911 I TOLD HIM THERE'S A NEWLY ENGAGED COUPLE FROM YONKERS, 304 00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:42,202 AND THEY WANT TO SIGN A PRENUP. 305 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,624 WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND A COUPLE LIKE THAT? 306 00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:46,456 OH, YOU MEAN US. 307 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,329 HI, MARK CLEMENTS. 308 00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:52,212 I'M LOOKING FOR A RILEY JEMIMA? 309 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,098 I WAS HAVING PANCAKES. 310 00:11:58,098 --> 00:12:00,050 HI. 311 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:01,391 YES, I'M RILEY. 312 00:12:01,391 --> 00:12:02,512 COME ON IN, COME ON IN. 313 00:12:02,512 --> 00:12:04,014 ACTUALLY, WHY DON'T WE GO OUTSIDE? 314 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:05,265 I GOT A SLEEPING BABY. WATER? 315 00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:06,686 THERE YOU GO. OKAY. 316 00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:09,940 HEY, DANNY, 317 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:11,852 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD? 318 00:12:11,852 --> 00:12:13,443 I'VE CALLED HIM LIKE THREE TIMES 319 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:14,775 AND I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD BACK. 320 00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:17,197 - HEY, MAN. - HEY. 321 00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:24,204 NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 322 00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:25,786 BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW THE MOMENT I DO. 323 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,577 COOL. 324 00:12:27,577 --> 00:12:28,668 HEY, MOM. HOW'D IT GO WITH-- 325 00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:29,870 - OH, GOD, DANNY! - MOM! 326 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:30,921 MR. DOBBS! 327 00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:32,873 ( grunts ) 328 00:12:39,549 --> 00:12:40,881 SO, DANIEL. 329 00:12:40,881 --> 00:12:42,883 I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE A HOCKEY PLAYER. 330 00:12:44,885 --> 00:12:46,476 SO, BEFORE YOUR WEDDING, 331 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,518 YOU WANT TO SIGN A PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT. 332 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,771 EVEN THOUGH NEITHER ONE OF YOU HAS ANY ASSETS. 333 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,894 WELL, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 334 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:55,355 THAT IF WE EVER SPLIT UP, 335 00:12:55,355 --> 00:12:57,277 HE DOESN'T TRY TO TAKE HALF. 336 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,900 OF NOTHING? 337 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:02,202 EXACTLY. 338 00:13:02,202 --> 00:13:04,204 SO-- SO I WAS WONDERING, 339 00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:07,037 WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT YOU WANTED TO BECOME A LAWYER? 340 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,709 BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I'M ONE TOO. 341 00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:12,873 OH, WELL THEN I GUESS THE NEXT LOGICAL QUESTION IS 342 00:13:12,873 --> 00:13:14,835 WHY AM I HERE? 343 00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:18,839 SHE'S NOT VERY GOOD. 344 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,011 I BET THAT'S NOT TRUE. 345 00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:24,054 YOU KNOW, I GIVE MYSELF A PEP TALK EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR. 346 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,886 "YOU'RE TOUGH, YOU'RE ROUGH, 347 00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:27,978 AND DAMN, YOU LOOK GOOD IN THE BUFF." 348 00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:32,022 I DO IT WHEN I GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. 349 00:13:32,022 --> 00:13:34,194 THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN MINE. 350 00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:35,986 "DON'T CRY AT THE OFFICE TODAY." 351 00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:37,858 ( elevator dings ) 352 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,649 OH, BEN. I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU. 353 00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:40,861 BUT RILEY AND I ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF-- 354 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:41,862 - NOW. - NO, BUT, DUDE-- 355 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,533 EXCUSE US. 356 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:46,706 AND I THINK I'M OUT OF HERE. 357 00:13:46,706 --> 00:13:47,948 OH, NO. YOU CAN'T GO YET. 358 00:13:47,948 --> 00:13:50,330 GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT. 359 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,376 BECAUSE I THINK I'M YOUR DAUGHTER. 360 00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:04,844 THEY WERE WHAT?! 361 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,727 I KNOW. IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE TIME I WALKED IN ON MOM AND DAD. 362 00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:10,810 I COULD NEVER PLAY TWISTER AGAIN. 363 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,022 OKAY. 364 00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,063 WELL, WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE TUCKER 365 00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:14,564 NEVER FINDS OUT. TUCKER! 366 00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:15,815 HEY, GUYS. FIRST OF ALL, 367 00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,567 DID Y'ALL KNOW THAT THERE WAS A FUNNY LITTLE MAN 368 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,239 WHO SMELLS LIKE DOUGHNUTS OUT ON THE FIRE ESCAPE? 369 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:23,243 OH, AND DANNY, I THINK YOU WERE RIGHT. 370 00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:25,485 I THINK I'M GONNA ASK YOUR MOM TO TALK TO MY DAD. 371 00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:27,077 OUR MOM TALK TO YOUR DAD? 372 00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:28,658 - NOW, YOU CAN'T. - WHY NOT? 373 00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:31,581 BECAUSE SHE'S WITH EMMA AT THE PARK. 374 00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:33,373 I'VE GOTTA GO MEET THEM. BYE. 375 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,584 THEY COULD BE GONE FOR HOURS. 376 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,086 ( Emma giggles ) 377 00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:37,757 WAIT, ISN'T THAT EMMA? 378 00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:39,589 IS IT? 379 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,962 ( chuckles ) 380 00:14:41,962 --> 00:14:43,924 WAY TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR BABY, DUDE. 381 00:14:45,265 --> 00:14:46,846 OH MY GOD, BEN. IT'S HIM. 382 00:14:46,846 --> 00:14:48,098 I JUST-- I JUST KNOW IT IS. 383 00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,769 REALLY? 'CAUSE I HAD MY MONEY ON DAVID. 384 00:14:49,769 --> 00:14:51,271 HEY. YOU CAN'T JUST TELL A GUY HE'S YOUR FATHER 385 00:14:51,271 --> 00:14:52,432 AND LEAVE HIM STANDING THERE. 386 00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:54,314 OH MY GOD, RILEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 387 00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:55,475 YOU'RE SO IRRESPONSIBLE. 388 00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:57,727 ANY CHANCE WE CAN CUT TO THE DAD STUFF? 389 00:14:57,727 --> 00:14:59,069 DAVID. 390 00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:00,480 OH MY GOD. 391 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,732 YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE TOO? 392 00:15:02,732 --> 00:15:04,234 THAT REALLY IS IRRESPONSIBLE. 393 00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:08,028 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 394 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:10,080 I CAN EXPLAIN. 395 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,791 BEN, YOU WANT TO JUMP IN HERE? 396 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,294 MARK CLEMENTS? 397 00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:16,246 DAVID BRINKERHOFF. 398 00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:18,878 LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY GOT OUT OF THAT LOCKER. 399 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:22,882 APPARENTLY JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO SELL ME A USED CAR. 400 00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:25,845 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 401 00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:28,008 I WAS JUST TOLD THAT I HAD A KID WITH MARGOT DAVIS. 402 00:15:28,008 --> 00:15:29,259 YOU AND MARGOT? 403 00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:31,101 I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS HER FATHER. 404 00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:32,472 HOW COULD YOU BE HER FATHER? 405 00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:33,853 MARGOT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND. 406 00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:36,606 NOT IN THE BACK OF MY PINTO, SHE WASN'T. 407 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,191 OH, MARGOT WOULD HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON ME WITH YOU. 408 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,023 WHY, 'CAUSE I WAS FAT IN HIGH SCHOOL? 409 00:15:43,023 --> 00:15:44,484 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. IT WASN'T EASY 410 00:15:44,484 --> 00:15:45,775 SHOVING YOU IN THAT LOCKER. 411 00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:47,567 OH, TRY IT NOW, PRETTY BOY. 412 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,159 OH OH, WHOA! 413 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:51,201 OKAY, OKAY. I THINK WE'RE KIND OF MISSING THE POINT HERE. 414 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,372 YES YES. 415 00:15:52,372 --> 00:15:53,533 ONE OF YOU IS THE LUCKY WINNER 416 00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,495 OF THIS BEAUTIFUL, FULLY GROWN DAUGHTER. 417 00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,340 YEAH, WELL, NOT WITHOUT A DNA TEST AND A COURT ORDER. 418 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:02,792 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TWO OF YOU ARE PULLING, 419 00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,384 BUT I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 420 00:16:04,384 --> 00:16:06,256 YOU KNOW WHAT? ME TOO. 421 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,427 AND TO THINK, 422 00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,929 I WAS GONNA RENAME THE CRAPNUT AFTER YOU. 423 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,392 WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT-- 424 00:16:12,392 --> 00:16:14,394 ( door slams ) 425 00:16:14,394 --> 00:16:17,227 YOU KNOW WHAT THE CRAZIEST PART OF THIS WHOLE THING IS? 426 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,689 YOU MAY HAVE BEEN CONCEIVED IN THE BACK OF A PINTO. 427 00:16:22,902 --> 00:16:24,774 KNOCK KNOCK. 428 00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:26,526 MOM! 429 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:28,408 I GOT YOU THAT ROBE FOR CHRISTMAS. 430 00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:32,912 DANIEL, FORGIVE ME FOR HAVING RELATIONS WITH YOUR MOTHER. 431 00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:36,076 I FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT IT. 432 00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:37,577 AND I MAY NEED TO BE PUNISHED. 433 00:16:37,577 --> 00:16:39,419 OH, YOU'RE SO BAD. YOU'RE SO BAD. 434 00:16:39,419 --> 00:16:41,921 THANKS FOR THE APOLOGY, BUT I'M A LITTLE MORE WORRIED 435 00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:43,253 ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY TO TUCKER. 436 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,255 WELL, WE WILL DISCUSS THIS MATURELY 437 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,716 AND FACE IT HEAD ON. 438 00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:48,088 - ( knocks on door ) - Tucker: MRS. WHEELER? 439 00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:49,589 HIDE ME! 440 00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:52,092 JUST A MINUTE. JUST A MINUTE. 441 00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:53,593 ( murmurs ) 442 00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:00,190 COME IN. 443 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,561 HEY, MRS. WHEELER. 444 00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:03,403 WOW. 445 00:17:03,403 --> 00:17:06,486 YOU REALLY DO SIT AROUND IN YOUR ROBE ALL DAY. 446 00:17:06,486 --> 00:17:08,908 HA! THAT'S FUNNY. 447 00:17:08,908 --> 00:17:11,030 GOOD VISIT. ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 448 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,612 I NEED YOUR HELP. 449 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:14,244 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 450 00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:16,286 I FEEL LIKE MY FAMILY'S FALLING APART, 451 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,917 AND IF THAT HAPPENS, 452 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,080 MRS. WHEELER, I'LL BE LOST. 453 00:17:22,922 --> 00:17:24,254 POOR LITTLE TUCK-TUCK. 454 00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:28,928 I REALLY FEEL FOR YOU. 455 00:17:28,928 --> 00:17:30,970 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 456 00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:33,383 SO PERHAPS I COULD CALL YOU TOMORROW, 457 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,635 OR BETTER YET, I'LL EMAIL YOU, OKAY? 458 00:17:35,635 --> 00:17:38,057 - BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE. - WAIT, MRS. WHEELER-- 459 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,230 I FEEL HORRIBLE. 460 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:41,891 I DON'T THINK I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT 461 00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:43,643 HOW THAT DIVORCE MIGHT AFFECT TUCKER. 462 00:17:43,643 --> 00:17:46,566 MRS. WHEELER, I JUST DON'T-- 463 00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:50,950 HEY, TUCK. 464 00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:53,243 I FOUND YOUR DAD. HE WAS IN THE CLOSET. 465 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,286 BUT NOT THE SAME ONE MY DAD WAS IN. 466 00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,252 TUCKER! 467 00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:06,376 TUCKER, STOP! 468 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,168 - YOU HAVE TO TALK TO ME. - NO, I DON'T. 469 00:18:08,168 --> 00:18:10,590 TUCKER THURGOOD MARSHALL DOBBS, GET OUT HERE. 470 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,921 YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME FOREVER. 471 00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:14,264 - Tucker: YES, I CAN! - I GOT THIS. 472 00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:15,765 Tucker: WAIT. NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NO. 473 00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:17,887 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP. STOP IT. 474 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,559 STOP IT! 475 00:18:22,522 --> 00:18:24,984 I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO HIM. 476 00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:26,526 WELL, I'VE GOT PLENTY TO SAY TO YOU. 477 00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:27,897 OH, ACTUALLY I'VE GOT PLENTY TO SAY TO YOU TOO. 478 00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:30,730 TURN ME AROUND. 479 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,071 TUCKER, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 480 00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:34,574 I'M A GROWN MAN, AND I DESERVE SOME HAPPINESS. 481 00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:36,406 AND THAT CRAZY WOMAN MAKES YOU HAPPY? 482 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:39,579 HONESTLY, WHETHER OR NOT BONNIE ROCKS MY WORLD 483 00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:40,740 ISN'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. 484 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,542 PUT ME DOWN. 485 00:18:45,245 --> 00:18:46,246 TUCKER, ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA LEARN 486 00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:47,417 THAT THE GOAL OF RAISING A FAMILY 487 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,589 TAKES PRECEDENCE OVER YOUR OWN HAPPINESS. 488 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:50,960 BUT WHEN THE HARD PART IS OVER 489 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,382 AND THE KIDS ARE GROWN, 490 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,254 YOU WAKE UP ONE MORNING AND YOU SAY 491 00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:55,925 "WHO IS THIS WOMAN NEXT TO ME? 492 00:18:55,925 --> 00:18:57,887 AND WHY DOES SHE HATE ME SO MUCH?" 493 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:01,721 I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO UNHAPPY. 494 00:19:01,721 --> 00:19:02,892 WELL, I WAS NEVER WILLING TO ADMIT IT 495 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,974 UNTIL I SAW YOU FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS. 496 00:19:04,974 --> 00:19:07,567 SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS MY FAULT? 497 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:10,230 NO, I'M SAYING I HAVE YOU TO THANK. 498 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:14,694 AND I'M ASKING YOU TO LET MY FIND MY OWN WAY. 499 00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,948 WELL, AS LONG YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THAT ROBE, 500 00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:20,079 I THINK I'M COOL. 501 00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:23,583 NO NO NO. NOT THAT COOL. 502 00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:29,249 HEY. 503 00:19:29,249 --> 00:19:31,251 BEN, I SO APPRECIATE YOU CALLING, 504 00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:32,592 BUT I'M FINE. 505 00:19:32,592 --> 00:19:35,054 TWO BOXES OF TISSUES AND FOUR POUNDS OF CAKE 506 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:36,596 MIGHT SAY OTHERWISE, 507 00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:38,097 BUT I'M FINE. 508 00:19:38,097 --> 00:19:40,059 RILEY, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT HOW ALL THIS HAPPENED. 509 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,561 DON'T BE. IT'S MY FAULT. 510 00:19:41,561 --> 00:19:43,223 I DIDN'T HANDLE IT RIGHT. 511 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,975 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THEM. 512 00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:50,400 WELL, IT MIGHT BE EASIER IF YOU KNEW WHO YOU HAD TO SAY IT TO. 513 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,441 WHAT'S THIS? 514 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,112 THE RESULTS OF A DNA TEST. 515 00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:55,235 I SENT IN THE WATER GLASSES THEY BOTH USED THE OTHER DAY, 516 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,238 AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE STOLEN YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. 517 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,740 BEN... 518 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:02,582 I THOUGHT I WANTED TO KNOW, 519 00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:04,914 BUT I REALIZED I WAS ONLY CONSIDERING MY FEELINGS. 520 00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:08,087 I DIDN'T EVEN STOP TO THINK ABOUT HOW THIS WOULD AFFECT THEM. 521 00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:09,379 AND BESIDES, 522 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:11,541 I ALREADY HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAD. 523 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,255 BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO HE IS? 524 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,716 HOW YOU CAME TO BE YOU? 525 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,928 WHY YOU HAVE GIANT FEET AND TINY HANDS? 526 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:23,012 THIS COULD BE THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. 527 00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:25,895 HE'S HERE, ISN'T HE? 528 00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:27,897 PRETTY MUCH. 529 00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,228 ( sighs ) 530 00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:35,234 HI. 531 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,066 I'M RILEY. 532 00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:38,818 YOUR DAUGHTER. 533 00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:40,530 ( chuckles ) 534 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,413 ( chuckles ) 535 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,292 ( knocks on door ) 536 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,505 TUCKER. WHAT BRINGS YOU BY? 537 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,717 MRS. WHEELER, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU 538 00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,469 FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE DONE. 539 00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:02,141 AH HA! 540 00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:05,685 I KNOW THAT YOU AND MY FATHER WEREN'T TRYING TO HURT ANYONE. 541 00:21:05,685 --> 00:21:07,887 IN FACT, I THINK YOU HELPED HIM. 542 00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:08,888 GOTCHA! 543 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:11,941 ALL RIGHT. 544 00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:13,232 WELL, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, MRS. WHEELER. 545 00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:14,604 AND REMEMBER... 546 00:21:14,604 --> 00:21:16,776 I CAN STOP BY ANYTIME. 547 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,488 YOU ARE ALWAYS MORE THAN WELCOME. 548 00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:20,740 OKAY. 549 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:23,032 I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE. 38510

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