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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,088 --> 00:00:09,050 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT THE BAR, GUYS. 2 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,222 IF WE'VE TIMED THIS RIGHT, THE GIRLS WILL ALREADY BE TIPSY 3 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:12,933 AND WE WILL NOT HAVE TO BUY THEM DRINKS. 4 00:00:14,555 --> 00:00:16,557 YEAH, WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE FUN... 5 00:00:16,557 --> 00:00:18,769 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT LITTLE OLD ME. 6 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:21,402 JUST ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT ALONE... 7 00:00:21,402 --> 00:00:23,023 WITH A BABY... 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,526 THAT ISN'T MINE. 9 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,818 WELL, MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T CHEATED ON YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAD 10 00:00:27,818 --> 00:00:30,911 BY HITTING ON HIS DAD YOU'D STILL HAVE A DATE ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 11 00:00:30,911 --> 00:00:34,115 AND BRAD WOULD HAVE A SLIGHTLY LESS AWKWARD THANKSGIVING. 12 00:00:34,115 --> 00:00:36,787 - ( mouths ) - ( laughs ) YEAH, MRS. WHEELER, 13 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,789 YOU'RE LIKE A BAD COUNTRY SONG. 14 00:00:40,251 --> 00:00:42,623 ♪ THERE WAS A COWBOY WHO LOVED HER ♪ 15 00:00:42,623 --> 00:00:44,545 ♪ BUT SHE HAD EYES FOR THE FATHER ♪ 16 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,167 ♪ NOW HER HEART NEEDS A HEALER ♪ 17 00:00:46,167 --> 00:00:48,669 ♪ 'CAUSE SHE'S A LONELY MRS. WHEELER. ♪ 18 00:00:48,669 --> 00:00:50,010 ( laughs ) 19 00:00:51,132 --> 00:00:53,094 CONTRARY TO POPULAR OPINION, 20 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,055 I DON'T REGRET BREAKING UP WITH BRAD AT ALL. 21 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,848 - DIDN'T HE DUMP YOU? - I DON'T REGRET GETTING DUMPED BY BRAD AT ALL. 22 00:00:58,979 --> 00:01:01,482 I AM SO OVER HIM. 23 00:01:01,482 --> 00:01:04,105 I'M ACTUALLY FINE IF I NEVER SEE HIS FACE AGAIN. 24 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,397 OH MY GOD, THERE HE IS! 25 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:08,739 OH! TURN IT UP, TURN IT UP. 26 00:01:08,739 --> 00:01:10,741 - ( piano music playing ) - Of all the apartments 27 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:13,194 in all the towns in all the world, 28 00:01:13,194 --> 00:01:16,197 you should walk into mine. 29 00:01:16,197 --> 00:01:18,539 Oh, hey, Brad "The Pad." 30 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,702 I think this is the beginning 31 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:25,206 of a beautiful realtorship. 32 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:28,169 Here's renting from me, kids. 33 00:01:28,169 --> 00:01:29,170 ( clicks tongue ) 34 00:01:30,921 --> 00:01:33,013 OH! THAT'S THE COMMERCIAL I HELPED BRAD 35 00:01:33,013 --> 00:01:34,885 WRITE AND DIRECT BEFORE WE BROKE UP. 36 00:01:34,885 --> 00:01:36,597 - ( sighs ) - ( babbles ) 37 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,888 ISN'T IT GREAT? 38 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,313 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK - I HEAR OUR CAB, YEAH. 39 00:01:42,313 --> 00:01:45,276 - DON'T WAIT UP. - Danny: THAT WAS REALLY BAD. 40 00:01:45,276 --> 00:01:46,527 ( door closes ) 41 00:01:46,527 --> 00:01:48,359 OH MY GOD, EMMA. 42 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,282 I WANT BRAD BACK. 43 00:01:53,033 --> 00:01:55,736 - OH MY GOD. - ( babbles ) 44 00:01:55,736 --> 00:01:57,158 I KNOW. 45 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,580 ( theme music playing ) 46 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:02,793 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 47 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:06,046 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪ 48 00:02:10,711 --> 00:02:12,843 WHY DOES BEN ALWAYS GIVE YOU THE FREE FOOD 49 00:02:12,843 --> 00:02:14,805 BUT I JUST GET THE FOOD THAT BEEN SENT BACK. 50 00:02:16,217 --> 00:02:19,019 I'M HIS MOTHER. I FED HIM FOR 20 YEARS. 51 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:22,183 AT LEAST HIS BREASTS WILL BE WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WHEN I'M DONE EATING. 52 00:02:23,724 --> 00:02:25,065 OH MY GOD, IT'S HIM. 53 00:02:25,065 --> 00:02:27,067 ( laughing loudly ) 54 00:02:31,071 --> 00:02:32,403 ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE? 55 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:33,904 ( normal voice ) NO, BRAD'S HERE. 56 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,326 ALL RIGHT, PRETEND THAT I'M HILARIOUS 57 00:02:35,326 --> 00:02:36,907 AND THAT YOU ARE HAVING THE BEST TIME EVER. 58 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,619 ( laughing loudly ) 59 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,832 I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE OVER HIM. 60 00:02:41,832 --> 00:02:44,495 YEAH, WELL, I MIGHT'VE CHANGED MY MIND. 61 00:02:44,495 --> 00:02:47,378 BUT HOW DO I GET A GUY THAT DOESN'T WANT ME? 62 00:02:47,378 --> 00:02:49,380 I'VE NEVER MET ONE OF THOSE. 63 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:51,212 I MEAN, HELLO. 64 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,094 GUYS ONLY WANT ONE THING-- 65 00:02:54,094 --> 00:02:56,717 WHAT WE CAN'T HAVE. YOU JUST HAVE TO IGNORE HIM. 66 00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:58,098 - IGNORE HIM? - YEAH. 67 00:02:58,098 --> 00:02:59,890 I CAN DO THAT. 68 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:01,762 - BRAD. HEY. - HEY. 69 00:03:01,762 --> 00:03:04,305 LONG TIME. HEY, YOU KNOW MY MOM'S HERE, RIGHT? 70 00:03:04,305 --> 00:03:06,567 YEAH, I WAS KINDA HOPING THAT I MIGHT RUN INTO HER. 71 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:09,069 I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD TALK HER INTO GETTING BACK TOGETHER AGAIN 72 00:03:09,069 --> 00:03:13,073 - YOU THINK THERE'S ANY CHANCE? - HOW DO I PUT THIS DELICATELY? 73 00:03:13,073 --> 00:03:14,485 NOT A SHOT IN HELL. 74 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:16,577 OH. UMM, ARE YOU SURE? 75 00:03:16,577 --> 00:03:18,699 OH. HEY, BONNIE. 76 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,912 OH, HI... BRAD. 77 00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:23,874 I LOVE YOU, BENJI. 78 00:03:26,997 --> 00:03:28,959 AND NOW I'M SURE. 79 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,001 WHOA. 80 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:33,834 NO ONE'S EVER NOT WANTED ME BEFORE. 81 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,926 I MEAN, HELLO. 82 00:03:35,926 --> 00:03:38,889 I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET, BRADLEY: 83 00:03:38,889 --> 00:03:40,841 WOMEN REALLY ONLY WANT ONE THING-- 84 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:43,514 WHAT THEY CAN'T HAVE. YOU GOTTA MAKE HER JEALOUS. 85 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:46,307 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? - OH, EASY. JUST SET UP A FAKE DATE 86 00:03:46,307 --> 00:03:47,728 WITH ONE OF YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS. 87 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,690 AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY, YOU CAN BORROW ONE OF MINE. 88 00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:51,692 GIRLS BREAK UP WITH ME ALL THE TIME. 89 00:03:53,564 --> 00:03:55,986 SO, HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH AUNT MARGOT? 90 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:59,410 - ARE WE CALLING HER "MOM" YET? - OH MY GOD, AWESOME, SUPER, 91 00:03:59,410 --> 00:04:02,573 GREAT, TOTALLY AMAZING. LOVE HER, SERIOUSLY. 92 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:05,416 WHICH MEANS "TERRIBLE, AWFUL. 93 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:07,077 I CAN'T STAND CLEANING UP AFTER HER 94 00:04:07,077 --> 00:04:10,871 - AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER TO LEAVE." - I KNOW, I KNOW. 95 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:12,333 IT'S JUST-- YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE 96 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:13,874 THE BEST RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOM, 97 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:16,967 AND THEN HERE WITH MARGOT, THERE WAS A CHANCE FOR A FRESH START. 98 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,879 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT SHE COULD BE MY DREAM MOM, 99 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:21,722 THE KIND WHO SHARED CLOTHES AND SECRETS 100 00:04:21,722 --> 00:04:23,884 AND GAVE GREAT BOYFRIEND ADVICE. 101 00:04:23,884 --> 00:04:25,646 AND MARGOT DOESN'T DO ANY OF THAT? 102 00:04:25,646 --> 00:04:28,018 LET'S JUST SAY I'M LUCKY I STILL HAVE 103 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,480 A BOYFRIEND AFTER WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT. 104 00:04:32,393 --> 00:04:34,695 ( Margot whispering ) PSST! RILEY! 105 00:04:34,695 --> 00:04:37,818 - ( gasps ) - OH GOOD, YOU'RE UP. 106 00:04:38,989 --> 00:04:41,862 - OH MY GOD. - HI, PHILIP. 107 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:43,454 I'M MARGOT. 108 00:04:44,615 --> 00:04:46,997 OH MY GOD, HOW AWKWARD WOULD THIS BE 109 00:04:46,997 --> 00:04:49,830 IF THIS WASN'T PHILIP? IT IS, RIGHT? 110 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:52,252 YEAH, IT IS. 111 00:04:52,252 --> 00:04:55,836 SO PHILIP'S BEEN SLEEPING OVER A LOT LATELY, HUH? 112 00:04:55,836 --> 00:04:58,589 THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT FROM THAT STORY? 113 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,381 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. 114 00:05:00,381 --> 00:05:02,132 OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET ME TALK TO HER. 115 00:05:02,132 --> 00:05:06,186 OH MY GOD, NO. DANNY, THAT WOULD JUST BE WAY TOO EMBARRASSING. 116 00:05:06,186 --> 00:05:08,599 - PROMISE ME YOU WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING. - ( door opens ) 117 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,482 OH! HEY, GUYS. 118 00:05:11,482 --> 00:05:13,273 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT WAKING YOU. 119 00:05:13,273 --> 00:05:15,145 - ( door closes ) - IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 120 00:05:15,145 --> 00:05:18,569 IS IT? WOW. I JUST LOST ALL TRACK OF TIME. 121 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,901 I WAS AT A PROTEST UNTIL 4:00 A.M. 122 00:05:20,901 --> 00:05:23,904 THAT'S WHEN WE REALIZED WE WERE JUST IN LINE FOR CONCERT TICKETS. 123 00:05:23,904 --> 00:05:25,325 ( all laugh ) 124 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,287 OH GOOD. WELL, THAT ONLY LEAVES, 125 00:05:27,287 --> 00:05:29,209 OH, 12 HOURS UNACCOUNTED FOR, 126 00:05:29,209 --> 00:05:30,831 AND, OH, GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD CALL. 127 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,293 OH MY GOD, ONCE AGAIN, I SOUND LIKE MY MOM. 128 00:05:36,006 --> 00:05:38,088 SO, MARGOT, 129 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,720 I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT. 130 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,927 ARE YOU SURE BONNIE'S COMING? 131 00:05:46,927 --> 00:05:48,308 OH, SHE'S DEFINITELY COMING. 132 00:05:48,308 --> 00:05:50,681 IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR HER 6:00 FEEDING. 133 00:05:50,681 --> 00:05:54,144 NICE JOB WITH THE FAKE DATE. 134 00:05:54,144 --> 00:05:57,187 VERONICA. WE GO WAY BACK. 135 00:05:57,187 --> 00:05:59,610 WELL, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE USING HER AS A DECOY. 136 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:02,443 I WANNA USE HER AS A ME-COY. ( chuckles ) 137 00:06:02,443 --> 00:06:04,445 THAT MEANS I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH HER. 138 00:06:04,445 --> 00:06:07,618 - OH, HERE'S MY MOM. GO GO GO. - Tucker: OKAY, THERE HE IS. 139 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:10,040 NOW JUST REMEMBER: IGNORE HIM AND HE'S ALL YOURS. 140 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,332 OKAY OKAY. REALLY? 141 00:06:12,332 --> 00:06:15,255 BECAUSE RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ALL HERS. 142 00:06:15,255 --> 00:06:17,878 HEY, MOM. HEY, BRAD'S HERE. 143 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,090 AND I THINK HE MIGHT'VE FOUND HIMSELF A NEW LADY FRIEND. 144 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:22,673 - BUT GOOD FOR HIM, RIGHT, SINCE YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED. - YEAH. 145 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:24,925 - ( both chuckle ) - ( whispers ) LOOK, JUST BE COOL. 146 00:06:24,925 --> 00:06:26,887 I MEAN YOU'VE GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT HIM. 147 00:06:28,849 --> 00:06:31,512 IF I HAD HIM WHERE I WANT HIM, 148 00:06:31,512 --> 00:06:33,514 HIS LIPS WOULD BE ON MY FACE! 149 00:06:33,514 --> 00:06:35,185 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND. 150 00:06:35,185 --> 00:06:37,818 YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT THIS. 151 00:06:38,819 --> 00:06:41,231 ( loudly ) OH... SERGIO. 152 00:06:41,231 --> 00:06:44,114 THERE YOU ARE, YOU SCAMP. 153 00:06:44,114 --> 00:06:46,907 ( laughs ) SO SHOULD WE ORDER LUNCH 154 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,700 OR JUST GO STRAIGHT TO DESSERT? 155 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,662 ( whispers ) PRETEND YOU LIKE ME. 156 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,794 ( laughs loudly ) 157 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,748 OH. OH. 158 00:06:57,748 --> 00:06:58,999 OH DARLING. DA... 159 00:07:02,252 --> 00:07:03,714 ( normal voice ) YOU'RE TOGETHER, AREN'T YOU? 160 00:07:13,013 --> 00:07:15,816 ( loudly ) OH SERGIO, HOW COULD YOU?! 161 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:19,149 LET'S RUN, LET'S RUN, LET'S RUN. 162 00:07:26,156 --> 00:07:28,829 AND HERE I AM ON THE ROLLING STONES TOUR. 163 00:07:28,829 --> 00:07:31,662 - OH MY GOD. - I WAS THEIR OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHER. 164 00:07:31,662 --> 00:07:33,453 - THAT'S MICK... - JAGGER? 165 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,335 ...DEBOWSKI, THE TOUR BUS DRIVER. 166 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,378 HE WAS A ROCK STAR IN HIS OWN WAY, 167 00:07:38,378 --> 00:07:40,290 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 168 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:41,922 ( knocks on door ) 169 00:07:41,922 --> 00:07:45,926 OH HEY, JUST ON MY WAY HOME FROM PRACTICE, 170 00:07:45,926 --> 00:07:47,467 WANTED TO COME BY AND SAY HI, 171 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,139 BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T COMMUNICATED 172 00:07:49,139 --> 00:07:52,052 SINCE I SAID GOOD-BYE EARLIER TODAY. 173 00:07:52,052 --> 00:07:55,856 VERY VERY TRUE, BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT SPOKEN. 174 00:07:55,856 --> 00:07:57,898 - ( laughs ) - ( mouths ) 175 00:07:57,898 --> 00:08:00,400 BUT I DO NEED TO CALL MY PSYCHIC. 176 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,523 I'M RUNNING LATE FOR A SESSION, 177 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:03,904 BUT I'M HOPING SHE'LL KNOW THAT. 178 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:10,030 GOD, OH MY GOD. IT'S LIKE SHE JUST FLIPPED ON 179 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:12,663 SOME KIND OF MOM SWITCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH 180 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:14,575 FOR TALKING ME INTO GIVING HER ANOTHER CHANCE. 181 00:08:14,575 --> 00:08:18,168 SHE'S PERFECT. LOOK, SHE BRAIDED MY HAIR. 182 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,623 SHE'S BEEN GIVING ME ADVICE ABOUT MY LIFE, 183 00:08:22,623 --> 00:08:24,675 AND MY CAREER, ABOUT PHILIP. 184 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:25,886 OH, DID SHE TELL YOU TO SLOW IT DOWN? 185 00:08:25,886 --> 00:08:27,968 BECAUSE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY LISTEN TO HER. 186 00:08:27,968 --> 00:08:30,090 NO. UMM... 187 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:31,972 SHE THINKS HE SHOULD MOVE IN WITH ME. 188 00:08:31,972 --> 00:08:33,724 - MOVE IN WITH YOU? - ( chuckles ) 189 00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:37,768 - ISN'T THAT GREAT? - YES! ABSOLUTELY, 190 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:40,020 POSITIVO. COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 191 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,481 YEAH, AMAZING. 192 00:08:44,064 --> 00:08:46,857 - Bonnie: IGNORE HIM?! - I SAID IGNORE HIM, 193 00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:48,909 - NOT REENACT A TELENOVELA. - ( door opens, closes ) 194 00:08:50,701 --> 00:08:52,783 HEY HEY HEY HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 195 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,915 TUCKER JUST DESTROYED ANY CHANCE 196 00:08:54,915 --> 00:08:57,868 THAT I MIGHT HAVE HAD OF GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH BRAD! 197 00:08:57,868 --> 00:09:00,581 WAIT WAIT WAIT, YOU LIKE BRAD? I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER HIM. 198 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,872 I WAS. I'M NOT. KEEP UP. 199 00:09:03,373 --> 00:09:06,546 BUT NOW HE HAS MOVED ON TO SOME OTHER BIMBO. 200 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,929 THAT WASN'T JUST ANY BIMBO! 201 00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:10,971 THAT'S THE BIMBO I TOLD HIM TO GO OUT WITH TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS! 202 00:09:10,971 --> 00:09:12,262 WAIT, WHY WOULD HE WANT TO MAKE HER JEALOUS? 203 00:09:12,262 --> 00:09:13,674 - BECAUSE HE LIKES HER! - HE DOES? 204 00:09:13,674 --> 00:09:15,475 HE DOES?! 205 00:09:15,475 --> 00:09:17,267 YES, AND YOU TOTALLY IGNORED HIM! 206 00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:20,390 YEAH, BECAUSE TUCKLEDOODLE DUMB TOLD ME TO! 207 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:22,943 WELL, WHAT DOES IT MATTER? YOU BOTH LIKE EACH OTHER! 208 00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:24,605 - OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT! - I KNOW! 209 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,356 OH MY-- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, 210 00:09:26,356 --> 00:09:28,028 I HAVE TO CALL HIM. I HAVE TO CALL HIM. 211 00:09:28,028 --> 00:09:30,190 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE BRAD AND I ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER! 212 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:34,745 OH HEY, I JUST RAN INTO BRAD. GUESS WHAT? 213 00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:36,116 OH, HONEY, WE ARE WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 214 00:09:36,116 --> 00:09:38,619 HE IS STILL IN LOVE WITH ME AND HE WANTS ME BACK. 215 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:41,291 CLOSE. HE'S ENGAGED! 216 00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:46,126 ♪ THERE WAS A COWBOY WHO LOVED HER, BUT... ♪ 217 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,262 ENGAGED? 218 00:09:52,262 --> 00:09:54,975 HOW COULD BRAD GET ENGAGED WITHOUT ME?! 219 00:09:56,386 --> 00:09:58,018 BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BIG NEWS. 220 00:09:58,018 --> 00:10:01,101 THAT STUPID MARGOT TOLD RILEY THAT SHE SHOULD MOVE IN WITH PHILIP. 221 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,103 I DON'T CARE IF SHE TOLD HER TO EAT PHILIP! 222 00:10:04,314 --> 00:10:05,896 WHAT DID BRAD SAY? 223 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,899 IT'S HIS EX, THE GIRL HE DATED JUST BEFORE YOU. 224 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,400 I GUESS THEY WERE PRETTY SERIOUS. 225 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,783 THIS IS YOUR FAULT. 226 00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:14,404 - MY FAULT? - MM-HMM. 227 00:10:14,404 --> 00:10:16,366 - WHAT HAPPENED TO IT BEING TUCKER'S FAULT? - MY FAULT? 228 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,537 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T ADMIT YOU LIKED HIM. 229 00:10:17,537 --> 00:10:19,079 - IT'S YOUR FAULT! - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 230 00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:21,121 DON'T TRY TO MAKE THIS MY FAULT! 231 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,582 OKAY, HERE'S WHAT YOU TWO ARE GONNA DO. 232 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:25,585 YOU TWO ARE GONNA BREAK UP THIS LITTLE ENGAGEMENT. 233 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,958 WH-- WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO STOP TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE? 234 00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:30,711 BECAUSE I'M CURRENTLY NOT ONE OF THOSE TWO PEOPLE! 235 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,346 OM... 236 00:10:36,346 --> 00:10:38,178 - ( knocks on door ) - ( door opens ) 237 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:40,350 HI, ARE WE ALONE? 238 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:41,391 - ( door closes ) - NO. 239 00:10:46,226 --> 00:10:47,317 NOW WE ARE. 240 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:51,651 OKAY, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT RILEY. 241 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,404 AND I HAVE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVICE. 242 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:59,239 TURNS OUT THIS MOM STUFF IS SUPER EASY. 243 00:10:59,239 --> 00:11:01,832 I JUST KEPT SAYING, "YEAH, THAT SOUNDS COOL." 244 00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:04,044 AND NOW SHE THINKS I'M THE PERFECT MOM. 245 00:11:05,585 --> 00:11:07,377 "YEAH, THAT SOUNDS COOL"? 246 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:09,209 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID WHEN SHE ASKED IF PHILIP SHOULD MOVE IN? 247 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:12,793 OH, IS THAT WHAT SHE WAS ASKING ME? 248 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:15,425 I MIGHT'VE ZONED OUT FOR A SECOND THERE. 249 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,387 - BUT HE CAN'T MOVE IN! HE'S... - ( door opens ) 250 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:19,179 ...COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM HALF-NAKED. 251 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,260 - HEY, PHIL! - ( door closes ) 252 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:22,682 ( laughs ) DANNY, HI. GREAT TO SEE YOU. 253 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,514 SO, HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? 254 00:11:24,514 --> 00:11:26,436 LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT BE MOVING IN. 255 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,938 HE DOESN'T THINK IT'S GOOD NEWS. 256 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:30,520 OH! BECAUSE I THINK IT'S AWESOME NEWS. 257 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,022 BUT YOU JUST SAID HE SHOULDN'T LIVE... 258 00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:33,774 SO FAR AWAY FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND! 259 00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:37,237 ( chuckles ) JEEZ, MARGOT, I THINK WE KNOW WHAT YOU SMOKED FOR BREAKFAST. 260 00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:40,160 IF YOU COULD PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR ME, 261 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,082 - THAT WOULD BE BRILLIANT. - NO PROBLEM. 262 00:11:42,082 --> 00:11:43,824 I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT. ( laughs ) 263 00:11:43,824 --> 00:11:46,326 THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING THAT. YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF HIM. 264 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,460 OKAY, WHILE I AM NEITHER CONFIRMING OR DENYING 265 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,883 WHAT I ACTUALLY HAD FOR BREAKFAST, 266 00:11:52,883 --> 00:11:55,215 YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE. 267 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,507 YOU NEED TO TELL RILEY THAT SHE'S MOVING TOO FAST... 268 00:11:57,507 --> 00:12:00,470 OR THAT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE 269 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,472 BETWEEN SETTLING DOWN AND SETTLING. 270 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,895 OH, I LIKE THAT ONE. 271 00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:07,938 - ( chuckles ) - I SHOULD BE A MOM! YEAH. 272 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:12,192 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE PLAN. 273 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:14,114 GUYS, THERE IS NO PLAN. 274 00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,857 I FINALLY REALIZED THAT VERONICA IS THE ONE FOR ME. 275 00:12:16,857 --> 00:12:18,698 AND BEN, I HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR IT. 276 00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:21,451 DUDE, DON'T YOU GET IT? MY MOM STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU. 277 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:25,245 - BUT WHAT ABOUT SERGIO? - THERE IS NO SERGIO. 278 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,328 LOOK, WHAT BONNIE AND I HAD WAS AMAZING. 279 00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:31,461 EVEN COSMIC, DARE I SAY MIND-BLOWING? 280 00:12:31,461 --> 00:12:33,673 I DARE YOU NOT TO. ( chuckles ) 281 00:12:33,673 --> 00:12:35,796 BUT BONNIE'S ALL DRAMA AND DANGER, 282 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,677 WHICH I'M DONE WITH. 283 00:12:37,677 --> 00:12:40,550 BUT YOU'RE SAYING YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR MRS. WHEELER. 284 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:43,844 I ALWAYS WILL, BUT VERONICA AND I ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 285 00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,806 I KNOW THIS NOW. I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. 286 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:50,440 BUT NOW WE HAVE TO HAVE A SLIGHTLY AWKWARD CONVERSATION. 287 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,894 MORE AWKWARD THAN US TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU TO SLEEP WITH MY MOM? 288 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:56,987 I TALKED TO YOUR BAR MANAGER AND I'M GONNA HAVE A LITTLE PARTY HERE 289 00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:59,399 TO ANNOUNCE THE ENGAGEMENT, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. 290 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,741 VERONICA REALLY WANTS TO MOVE THIS THING ALONG. 291 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:04,494 WELL, MAYBE SHE KNOWS IF YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR MIND THAT QUICKLY, 292 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:07,868 - IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. - SO YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE TONIGHT? 293 00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:11,251 YES. YES, I AM. I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT. 294 00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:12,963 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 295 00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:15,505 WELL, I HAVE TO GO NOWHERE 296 00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:17,217 TO TALK TO NO ONE, 297 00:13:17,217 --> 00:13:20,380 ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING RELATED 298 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,382 TO THIS CONVERSATION WHATSOEVER. 299 00:13:22,382 --> 00:13:25,135 ( chuckles ) NOBODY FOLLOW ME. 300 00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:29,930 SHE'S DONE A COMPLETE 180 ON THE WHOLE PHILIP-MOVING-IN THING. 301 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:32,352 IT'S NOW THE WORST IDEA SHE'S EVER HEARD. 302 00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:35,355 GOSH, AND I WAS REALLY PULLING FOR YOU LOVEBIRDS. 303 00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:38,488 - SHUCKS! - HEY, GUYS, LOOK, IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE, 304 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,780 I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO COME TO MY ENGAGEMENT PARTY TONIGHT. 305 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,903 YOU KNOW, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 306 00:13:42,903 --> 00:13:45,245 BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE MOVING A LITTLE FAST? 307 00:13:45,245 --> 00:13:48,328 I MEAN, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SETTLING DOWN AND SETTLING. 308 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,291 HUH. THAT'S WEIRD. 309 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:54,955 THAT'S ALMOST WORD FOR WORD WHAT MARGOT JUST SAID TO ME ABOUT PHILIP 310 00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:58,418 WELL, YOU KNOW, WE BOTH ARE GREAT THINKERS. 311 00:13:58,418 --> 00:14:00,260 OH MY GOD, DANNY! 312 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:03,013 I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING! I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THIS! 313 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:05,015 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. 314 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,307 WELL, THEN ACT LIKE ONE AND BE SUPPORTIVE! 315 00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:10,390 AT LEAST NOW I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOESN'T WANT ME LIVING WITH PHILIP. 316 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,182 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM CAPABLE 317 00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:14,184 OF MAKING MY OWN DECISIONS, OKAY? 318 00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,236 SO-- SO I'M GONNA CALL HIM RIGHT NOW 319 00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:18,318 AND TELL HIM THAT HE CAN MOVE IN TOMORROW. 320 00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:19,819 AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BRING US A HOUSEWARMING GIFT, 321 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:22,983 MAY I SUGGEST A SPICE RACK. MARGOT SMOKED ALL OF MINE. 322 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,986 RILEY! 323 00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:27,948 YOU KNOW, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 324 00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:29,910 BUT HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT 325 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,411 JUST TELLING HER YOU LOVE HER? 326 00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:39,629 ( clicks tongue ) 327 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,302 SO YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT YOUR MOM'S NOT COMING? 328 00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:44,925 ABSOLUTELY. I TOLD HER WE LOST OUR LIQUOR LICENSE. 329 00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:48,929 AND PLUS, SHE'S BUSY BABYSITTING EMMA. 330 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,850 OKAY. 331 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,015 THERE HE IS! YOU READY? 332 00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:56,356 I WAS BORN READY. 333 00:14:56,356 --> 00:14:58,068 WELL, ACTUALLY I WAS BORN PREMATURE. 334 00:14:58,068 --> 00:14:59,859 READY CAME AROUND 15. 335 00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:02,112 ( murmurs ) 336 00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:03,823 WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME? 337 00:15:03,823 --> 00:15:05,986 I WASN'T THE ONE WHO RAN OFF AT THE MOUTH-- 338 00:15:05,986 --> 00:15:08,028 WHICH IS A FIRST, BY THE WAY-- SO YAY ME. 339 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:09,489 YAY YOU? 340 00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,621 SHE'S NOT EVEN TALKING TO ME. BOO YOU. 341 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:13,793 WELL, SHE ISN'T TALKING TO ME, EITHER. 342 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,245 WHICH AT THIS POINT, IS FINE, 343 00:15:15,245 --> 00:15:17,457 BECAUSE THIS JUST ISN'T ME. 344 00:15:17,457 --> 00:15:19,629 BE A MOM, BE SMART, 345 00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:21,841 GIVE ADVICE-- WHO DOES THAT? 346 00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:24,004 I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS. 347 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:26,046 I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYBODY'S MOM. 348 00:15:26,046 --> 00:15:28,548 HONESTLY, I WISH SHE HAD NEVER FOUND OUT. 349 00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,810 RILEY-- 350 00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:32,642 UM... 351 00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:34,604 I'M SORRY, MARGOT. 352 00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:37,397 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT BEING MY MOTHER WOULD BE SUCH A BURDEN. 353 00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:38,979 RILEY, WAIT. 354 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,440 I SHOULD PROBABLY GO AFTER HER. 355 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,402 NO, I THINK I SHOULD HANDLE THIS ONE. 356 00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:49,409 TESTING. ONE, TWO. ONE, TWO. 357 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:50,700 HEY, EVERYBODY. 358 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,873 I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THE ENGAGEMENT PARTY 359 00:15:53,873 --> 00:15:56,336 OF BRAD... 360 00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:57,837 AND THAT GIRL. 361 00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:01,921 WE JUST WANTED TO DO A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL 362 00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:04,464 TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU REALLY MEAN TO US. 363 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,796 ( chuckles ) ALL RIGHT, MOVE OVER. 364 00:16:06,796 --> 00:16:07,887 I DIDN'T SUFFER THROUGH 12 SUMMERS 365 00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:08,968 OF PIANO CAMP FOR NOTHING. MOVE! 366 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,092 ( plays slow melody ) 367 00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:18,098 HELLO. 368 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,563 I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT 369 00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:26,486 TO DEDICATE THIS NEXT SONG 370 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,949 TO ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE 371 00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:32,242 WHO CAN'T SEEM TO BREAK 372 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,614 A BRAD HABIT. 373 00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:42,622 - MRS. WHEELER-- - I'M SORRY, SORRY. 374 00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:44,294 UM, A LITTLE HELP. 375 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,506 JUST GIVE ME-- JUST-- 376 00:16:53,553 --> 00:16:56,806 ♪ EVERY KISS ♪ 377 00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:58,398 ♪ EVERY HEART ♪ 378 00:16:58,398 --> 00:17:03,273 ♪ SEEMS TO ACT JUST LIKE A DRUG ♪ 379 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:07,817 ♪ BEGINNING TO BE A HABIT WITH ME ♪ 380 00:17:07,817 --> 00:17:11,201 ♪ I WANT TO STAY IN YOUR ARMS ♪ 381 00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,703 ♪ I'M ADDICTED TO YOUR CHARMS ♪ 382 00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:16,496 ♪ YOU'RE GETTING TO BE THE HABIT-- ♪ 383 00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:17,787 ( music stops ) 384 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,040 ( stammers ) 385 00:17:23,713 --> 00:17:27,127 AND A FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 386 00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:32,011 - ( begins playing ) - ♪ GETTING TO BE A HABIT WITH ME ♪ 387 00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:34,804 ♪ NO, I CAN'T BREAK AWAY ♪ 388 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,137 ♪ I MUST HAVE YOU EVERY DAY ♪ 389 00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:41,891 ♪ AS REGULARLY AS COFFEE OR TEA ♪ 390 00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:44,644 ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME IN YOUR CLUTCHES ♪ 391 00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:47,527 ♪ AND I CAN'T BREAK FREE ♪ 392 00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:50,029 ♪ YOU'RE GETTING TO BE A HABIT ♪ 393 00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:50,950 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 394 00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:52,612 ♪ MM-HMM ♪ 395 00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:56,156 ♪ GETTING TO BE A HABIT WITH ME ♪ 396 00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:57,907 ♪ BRAD HABIT ♪ 397 00:17:57,907 --> 00:17:59,499 Both: ♪ GETTING TO BE ♪ 398 00:17:59,499 --> 00:18:01,000 ♪ A HABIT ♪ 399 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,203 Both: ♪ WITH... ♪ 400 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:08,878 WAIT WAIT WAIT. I CAN'T. 401 00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:10,590 ( stammers ) 402 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,093 I SHOULD GO. VERONICA! 403 00:18:15,515 --> 00:18:18,268 OH, RIGHT. THAT WAS HER NAME. 404 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,061 Riley: YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. 405 00:18:22,061 --> 00:18:23,983 YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE PERFECT THING TO SAY. 406 00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:24,984 ( knocking ) 407 00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:28,067 ALL RIGHT. SAY HI TO DAD FOR ME. 408 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,530 YEAH, I LOVE YOU TOO. 409 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,613 - YOUR MOM? - MM-HMM. 410 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,235 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 411 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:37,036 GREAT TIMING. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES MOMS-- 412 00:18:37,036 --> 00:18:38,998 IT'S OKAY. SHE TOLD ME THAT YOU CALLED HER. 413 00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:40,740 THANK YOU. 414 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,242 SO WHAT DID SHE SAY? 415 00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:44,584 UH, WELL, UM... 416 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:46,836 SHE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD FOLLOW MY GUT. 417 00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,548 AND MY GUT TELLS ME-- 418 00:18:48,548 --> 00:18:51,921 ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT... 419 00:18:51,921 --> 00:18:54,013 IT'S TOO SOON FOR HIM TO MOVE IN. 420 00:18:54,013 --> 00:18:55,845 LOOK... 421 00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:58,017 I KNOW YOU WANT MARGOT TO BE THE PERFECT MOM. 422 00:18:58,017 --> 00:18:59,929 BUT SHE KNEW THAT SHE COULDN'T BE. 423 00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:01,971 SO SHE GAVE YOU TO A WOMAN WHO COULD. 424 00:19:01,971 --> 00:19:04,354 HOW ABOUT YOU JUST LET MARGOT BE MARGOT 425 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,316 AND LEAVE THE MOM STUFF TO AN EXPERT? 426 00:19:06,316 --> 00:19:07,817 YOUR MOM. 427 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:10,270 WOW, THAT WAS SO INSIGHTFUL. 428 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,532 YOU'D ACTUALLY MAKE A GREAT MOM. 429 00:19:12,532 --> 00:19:14,944 I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE. 430 00:19:14,944 --> 00:19:16,776 ( chuckles ) 431 00:19:22,081 --> 00:19:24,834 OF ALL THE ENGAGEMENT PARTIES IN ALL THE TOWNS 432 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,626 IN ALL THE WORLD, 433 00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,958 YOU HAD TO WALK INTO MINE. 434 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,211 HERE'S LOOKING AT US, KID. 435 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,052 ( chuckles ) 436 00:19:33,052 --> 00:19:36,296 - BONNIE-- - I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK. 437 00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:37,597 TO THANK YOU. 438 00:19:37,597 --> 00:19:39,799 FOR STOPPING ME FROM MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE 439 00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,180 OF MY LIFE. 440 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,853 AND TO TELL YOU THAT I CAN'T DO THIS. 441 00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:45,565 US. 442 00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:47,146 NOT RIGHT NOW. 443 00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:49,939 BUT WHY NOT? 444 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,021 I MEAN, WE KISSED. 445 00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:53,613 WE SANG TOGETHER. 446 00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:56,526 AND THERE'S MORE THAN A 50% CHANCE 447 00:19:56,526 --> 00:20:00,910 THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME SUPER-HOT MAKEUP SEX. 448 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:04,534 SOMETHING BEN SAID TO ME KEEPS STICKING IN MY HEAD. 449 00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:06,706 HE TOLD ME THAT IF I COULD CHANGE MY MIND 450 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,378 THAT QUICKLY, IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. 451 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:10,960 RIGHT NOW, I THINK THE ONLY PERSON 452 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:15,044 THAT I SHOULD BE WITH... IS ME. 453 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,340 GOOD-BYE, BONNIE. 454 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,808 YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM-- 455 00:20:28,808 --> 00:20:30,270 BRAD DOESN'T DESERVE YOU. 456 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,981 YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN, 457 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,903 AND I THANK GOD FOR YOU EVERY DAY. 458 00:20:33,903 --> 00:20:36,235 - YEAH, NO. - NOT BUYING THAT ONE? 459 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,818 NO NO NO NO. MORE... 460 00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:41,781 MOM, YOU ARE SO PRETTY. 461 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:43,162 YEAH, WHAT ELSE? 462 00:20:43,162 --> 00:20:44,864 - AND SWEET. - YEAH? 463 00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:46,326 - DID I SAY SWEET? - YEAH, YOU DID. 464 00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:47,867 I GOT GREAT LEGS. 465 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,248 - I MEAN... - WHAT ELSE? 466 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,920 THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY MOM. 467 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,171 ( continue indistinctly ) 468 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:55,795 Bonnie: YOU GUYS HAVE FUN. 469 00:20:55,795 --> 00:20:58,177 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT LITTLE OLD ME. 470 00:20:58,177 --> 00:21:00,259 - ( babbles ) - JUST ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT ALONE. 471 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,591 WITH A BABY. 472 00:21:01,591 --> 00:21:04,804 AND AGAIN, IT'S NOT MINE. 473 00:21:04,804 --> 00:21:06,646 WE WERE THINKING THIS SATURDAY NIGHT 474 00:21:06,646 --> 00:21:07,887 MIGHT BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 475 00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:09,939 BECAUSE TONIGHT WE'RE ALL YOURS. 476 00:21:09,939 --> 00:21:11,521 OH MY GOD! 477 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,484 THAT IS SO SWEET, OH! 478 00:21:14,484 --> 00:21:16,696 BUT IF YOU'RE STAYING IN, I'M GOING OUT. 479 00:21:16,696 --> 00:21:18,568 ALL RIGHT? BYE-BYE, EMMA. 480 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,109 DON'T WAIT UP, BOYS. 481 00:21:20,109 --> 00:21:21,701 ( door slams ) 482 00:21:21,701 --> 00:21:23,573 THAT AIN'T RIGHT. 35914

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