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- ( Emma laughs )
- OKAY, PEOPLE,
I NEED YOU TO FOCUS.
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THIS IS A CRITICAL
BIRTHDAY DECISION.
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TRADITIONAL...
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( Emma fusses )
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- TIARA?
- All: AWW.
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OH, NO.
OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,
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VIKING WARRIOR PRINCESS?
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- OH!
- All: WARRIOR PRINCESS!
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OH, AND ALSO,
CAN WE PLEASE VOTE
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ON WHETHER OR NOT
WE'RE GETTING A PONY?
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I STILL THINK WE CAN
FIT ONE IN THE ELEVATOR.
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( door opens )
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WELL, I MEASURED.
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AND WE CAN TOTALLY FIT
A PONY IN THAT ELEVATOR.
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- YES! YUP, KNEW IT.
- Bonnie: YEAH.
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OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT IS ALREADY EMMA'S
FIRST BIRTHDAY.
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I REMEMBER I PULLED OUT
ALL THE STOPS FOR YOU BOYS.
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REALLY? BECAUSE I PULLED OUT
ALL OUR OLD BIRTHDAY DVDs.
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- YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS?
- ( laughter )
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Okay, Ray, let's try
to make this fast, okay?
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I've got a hangover
bigger than my hair.
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And I cannot get
that Vanilla Ice
out of my brain.
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Man, that guy is
gonna be big, huh?
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Hey, Ray.
Ray! Hey!
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Honey, we're over here.
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Danny. Danny, I told you
not to eat this, okay?
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Oh, you know what?
Benji-- he'll never notice.
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- Okay, here we go.
- ( fusses )
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All right,
all right, let's get
this over with, people.
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"The Cosby Show"
is gonna be on.
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Man, and look, that Rudy--
that girl is gonna be big!
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Okay, blah-da blah
blah blah blah.
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Here we go and happy--
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- ( whistle tweets )
- Bonnie: Come on, Danny!
Crush him!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TAPED OVER
MY FIRST BIRTHDAY.
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YEAH, WELL, SINCE YOU'RE
ONTO ME, I ALSO TAPED OVER
YOUR NEXT THREE.
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WELL, UNLIKE ME,
EMMA'S GONNA HAVE THE BEST
BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER.
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- WE ARE GONNA MAKE
SOME MEMORIES.
- YEAH.
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( Bonnie, seductively )
Come on, Ray.
Everyone's doing it.
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- MOM!
- HEY, WE WERE
MAKING SOME MEMORIES!
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- ( mutters )
- ( theme music playing )
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♪ IT'S AMAZING
HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪
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♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪
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- ( laughs )
- DON'T WORRY, EMMA.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER,
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BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING IT
AT FRANKIE & BOBBIE'S
ICE CREAM PARLOR.
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- OH!
- WAIT, SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN
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GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE
MY PETTING ZOO IDEA?
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THAT'S WHERE WE HAD
ALL OUR SPECIAL EVENTS
GROWING UP.
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YEAH, BEN AND I
WORKED THERE IN HIGH SCHOOL...
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TILL BEN GOT BANNED...
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FOR LIFE.
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( chuckles )
OKAY, BEN, YOU'VE BEEN
BANNED FROM THE MALL,
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SIX BARS AND THE STATUE
OF LIBERTY CROWN.
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HOW DO YOU GET BANNED
FROM AN ICE CREAM PARLOR?
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- HEY, BEN. ( chuckles )
- GOD, THIS HAT MAKES ME LOOK
LIKE SUCH A DORK.
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- I HATE IT.
- YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT.
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CAN'T YOU JUST ENJOY
THE POSITIVE SIDE
TO THIS JOB?
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( inhales deeply )
ONE FREE SUNDAE PER SHIFT.
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I'M CALLING THIS ONE
"THE KITCHEN SINK."
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AND I'M CALLING
THIS ONE "BOOBS."
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GET IT? BOOBS.
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HEY, YOU HAVE A LITTLE
SOMETHING RIGHT--
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OH, NO NO,
THAT'S MY NEW 'STACHE.
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YOU LIKE IT?
I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON IT ALL SUMMER.
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- YOU LOOK SO MATURE.
- ( door opens )
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- ( bell jingles )
- HEY, RILES.
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LOOKING PRETTY STYLING
IN THAT UNIFORM.
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- THANKS.
- BEN, YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK.
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IT'S THE HAT.
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NO, I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S THE FACE.
( chuckles )
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HEY, BEN-BEN,
ISN'T IT TIME FOR OUR BREAK?
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HE JUST GOT HERE.
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YOU'VE BEEN ON A BREAK
SINCE YOUR LAST BREAK.
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WELL, WHEN YOUR DAD OWNS
AN ICE CREAM PARLOR,
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YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
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IT'S OKAY.
WE'RE JUST TAKING INVENTORY...
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IN MY PANTS.
COVER FOR ME.
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( exasperated sigh )
I HATE HAVING A SHIFT
WITH JENNY.
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YOU KNOW, SHE THINKS
SHE CAN JUST GET AWAY
WITH ANYTHING.
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ALL I DO IS
JUST WORK WORK WORK.
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PERRIN!
STOP EATING THE PROFITS.
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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
WHERE'S JENNY?
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OH, I'M NOT SURE.
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I THINK THEY MIGHT
BE IN THE BACK.
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THEY SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT INVENTORY...?
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SO, WE'RE GOING
TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT.
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- I WAS THINKING
MAYBE YOU AND I COULD--
- NO THANKS, I CAN'T.
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I HAVE TO WORK A DOUBLE.
OOH, SECOND SUNDAE.
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- ( clattering )
- Frankie: WHAT THE--
I WARNED YOU, WHEELER!
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NOW GET OUT!
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( bell jingles )
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JENNY DELUCA.
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THAT GIRL WAS
TWO SCOOPS OF AWESOME.
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I HATED THAT GIRL.
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SHE'S THE ONE WHO INSTITUTED
THE ONE SUNDAE PER SHIFT RULE.
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( chuckles )
WELL, WE GOTTA KICK
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THIS EMMA PARTY PLAN
INTO HIGH GEAR.
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RILEY, YOU'RE IN CHARGE
OF DECORATIONS;
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TUCKER,
FOOD AND BEVERAGES;
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- AND DANNY--
- JUST NAME IT.
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
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- WILL YOU BE THE CLOWN?
- ANYTHING BUT THAT!
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YOU KNOW CLOWNS FREAK ME OUT!
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I CAN NEVER TELL
IF THEY'RE GONNA SQUIRT ME
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WITH A FLOWER
OR STAB ME IN MY SLEEP.
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THE ONLY THING A CLOWN
WILL STAB YOU WITH
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IS JOY AND MERRIMENT.
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DON'T WORRY, BIG GUY.
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.
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I MAY HAVE DABBLED
IN MIMERY IN COLLEGE.
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( sputters )
MIMES FREAK ME OUT.
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MOM, COME WITH ME
TO FRANKIE & BOBBIE'S.
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WAIT, YOU STILL
WANNA HAVE IT THERE?
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I MEAN, DON'T YOU REMEMBER
WHAT FRANKIE SAID TO YOU?
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- UH-UH.
- Ben: IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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IT'S ALL WATER
UNDER THE BRIDGE.
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NO, WHAT HE SAID WAS,
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"I'LL BURY YOU
UNDER THE BRIDGE."
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( thuds )
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( bell jingles )
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OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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THIS PLACE LOOKS
EXACTLY THE SAME.
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WELL, YOU'RE WEARING PANTS,
SO THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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- BEN WHEELER?
- JENNY DELUCA?
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OH, MY GOD,
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO'S HERE!
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I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS GARBAGE DAY.
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THAT PONY'S LOOKING
PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW,
ISN'T IT?
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( laughs )
HONESTLY, I CAN WATCH YOU
SMASH THAT CAKE ALL DAY.
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All right,
get that backup cake ready!
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He's tearing through
this one pretty fast!
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Yeah!
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I LOVE CAKE.
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Happy Birthday, Danny.
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Can you wave?
Wave to Daddy.
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- Can you wave to Daddy?
- WAIT A MINUTE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S MY AUNT MARGOT, RIGHT?
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UH, YEAH.
WHY DOES SHE LOOK
LIKE SHE'S PREGNANT?
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Riley:
BECAUSE SHE IS.
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OH MY GOD.
SHE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
MUCH MORE THAN LIKE 16.
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SO?
ISN'T BEING A TEEN MOM
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KIND OF A RITE OF PASSAGE
FOR YOU PEOPLE?
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BUT MARGOT DOESN'T HAVE
ANY KIDS, ALL RIGHT?
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SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO BE TIED DOWN.
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OH, MY GOD.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
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SHOULD I JUST TELL HER
THAT I KNOW,
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OR I COULD KINDA
HINT AT IT,
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OR SAY I SAW YOUR OLD VIDEO?
OH, MY GOD.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY FAMILY FINALLY HAS
A JUICY DARK SECRET.
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I'LL-- I'LL TALK
TO YOU GUYS LATER.
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- ( door closes )
- WAIT, HOLD UP.
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WHY DO SCANDALOUS SECRETS
HAVE TO BE DARK?
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I MEAN,
THAT'S JUST RACIST.
( chuckles )
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH A JUICY WHITE SECRET?
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YEAH, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S THEIR ONLY SECRET.
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THAT MIGHT BE
RILEY'S AUNT MARGOT,
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BUT THAT
VERY UNPREGNANT WOMAN
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- IS RILEY'S MOM.
- SO?
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SO? RILEY WAS BORN
JUST TWO WEEKS AFTER
MY FIRST BIRTHDAY.
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HER MOM SHOULD
BE READY TO EXPLODE.
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- SO YOU'RE SAYING...
- I THINK RILEY'S MOM
IS HER AUNT
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AND HER AUNT IS HER MOM.
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OH, THAT IS ONE
JUICY WHITE SECRET.
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SEE? IT TOTALLY WORKS.
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JENNY, COME ON.
YOU DON'T GIVE SOMEBODY
FREEZER BURN
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OVER HALF THEIR BODY
AND THEN PRETEND
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LIKE IT'S NOT NICE
TO SEE THEM AGAIN.
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YEAH, FINE,
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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AND YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE EVEN NICER?
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SEEING YOU GO.
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PLEASE, YOUR DAD
STILL CAN'T BE MAD.
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- IT'S BEEN ALMOST SEVEN YEARS.
- BEN, YOU DON'T KNOW MY DAD.
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HE NEVER MET A GRUDGE
HE DIDN'T LIKE.
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OKAY OKAY, FINE.
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HOW ABOUT YOU JUST LET US HAVE
EMMA'S BIRTHDAY HERE THEN?
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IT'S NOT REALLY UP TO ME.
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YOU HAVE GOT A LOT OF NERVE
COMING IN HERE LIKE THIS.
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COME ON.
IT IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S
FIRST BIRTHDAY.
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IF YOU HAD ANY GRANDKIDS,
YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND HOW
IMPORTANT THIS IS.
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ARE YOU--
YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
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- YOU--
- HEY, GRANDPA, COME ON!
HELP ME MAKE A SUNDAE!
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
HEY, HOLD UP.
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I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO SOMEBODY.
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THIS IS
MY GRANDSON... BEN.
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- BEN?
- YEAH.
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SHE WANTED TO NAME HIM
AFTER THE FATHER.
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BEN?
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SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE THREW ME OUT OF THERE AGAIN.
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I'M PRETTY SURE
I WASN'T THE FIRST PERSON
TO DEFROST JENNY DELUCA.
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SO, BEN,
TAKE ME BACK.
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EXACTLY HOW LONG AGO
WERE YOU BANNED
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FROM FRANKIE & BOBBIE'S?
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I DON'T KNOW,
LIKE SEVEN YEARS AGO.
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HOW DOES SIX YEARS
AND NINE MONTHS SOUND?
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ABOUT RIGHT.
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I DON'T SUPPOSE
WHEN YOU AND JENNY WERE
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ROLLING AROUND IN THAT FREEZER
YOU COVERED UP?
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WELL, IT WAS PRETTY COLD
IN THERE, SO I DEFINITELY
HAD A COAT ON.
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- ON THE PART THAT COUNTS?
- I WAS 16...
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AND AN IDIOT...
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AND IN A RUSH,
SO NO, PROBABLY NOT.
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WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME
ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
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BECAUSE JENNY HAS
A SIX-YEAR-OLD SON...
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OH! GLAD I DODGED
THAT BULLET.
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...NAMED BEN.
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WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE NAMED HER KID AFTER ME.
THAT'S REALLY...
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- OH, MY GOD!
- EXACTLY!
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NO, THERE'S NO WAY.
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WELL, I GUESS
THERE WAS A WAY.
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- THERE WERE SEVERAL WAYS.
- OH, GOD, DON'T TELL ME!
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00:09:22,643 --> 00:09:24,895
- ARE YOU SURE?
- WELL, FRANKIE DELUCA IS.
212
00:09:24,895 --> 00:09:27,648
- WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
- WELL, EITHER BUILD
A TIME MACHINE
213
00:09:27,648 --> 00:09:30,280
SO YOU CAN FIX YOUR MISTAKES
OR TAKE 30 SECONDS
214
00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,152
AND READ THE INSTRUCTIONS
ON THE BACK OF A CONDOM!
215
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:39,249
- PUT IT ON.
- NO. I'M NOT
GONNA PUT IT ON.
216
00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,461
I SAID PUT IT ON.
217
00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:43,964
FINE.
218
00:09:47,007 --> 00:09:48,629
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
219
00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,631
MY PALMS ARE SWEATING
A LITTLE BIT,
220
00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,382
BUT MY NOSE IS WARM.
221
00:09:52,382 --> 00:09:55,055
( chuckles )
NOW LET'S DO SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR COLD FEET.
222
00:09:57,427 --> 00:10:00,350
( scoffs )
I DON'T SEE WHAT'S
SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT.
223
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,683
IT'S BASICALLY JUST
A PAIR OF MY SHOES.
224
00:10:02,683 --> 00:10:04,184
SLIGHTLY SMALLER.
225
00:10:06,066 --> 00:10:08,358
NO MORE
MR. NICE CLOWN, DANNY.
226
00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,320
IT'S TIME TO PULL ON
YOUR BIG BOZO PANTS
227
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,401
AND CLOWN UP.
228
00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:12,903
DO IT FOR EMMA.
229
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,404
( cellphone buzzes )
230
00:10:17,197 --> 00:10:20,160
IT'S RILEY.
SHE'S WITH MARGOT.
231
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,122
WHAT IF RILEY ASKS HER
ABOUT THE BABY?
232
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,044
WHAT IF MARGOT TELLS HER
THAT SHE'S HER MOM?
233
00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,748
I MEAN, I GUESS
I WOULD WANNA KNOW.
234
00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:29,549
WELL, IF I GREW UP
WITH YOUR MOM
235
00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:31,511
AND THERE WAS A CHANCE
THAT I COULD GET A NEW ONE,
236
00:10:31,511 --> 00:10:34,925
- I'D WANNA KNOW TOO.
- BUT WHAT IF RILEY'S
DEVASTATED?
237
00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:37,057
I SHOULD BE THERE FOR HER.
I GOTTA GO.
238
00:10:38,058 --> 00:10:39,519
( yelps )
239
00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:41,641
YEAH, STILL SUPER CREEPY.
240
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,434
( sighs )
I LOVE EMMA,
241
00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:46,146
AND I SHALL PROVE IT
BY PURCHASING
242
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,228
A VERY EXTRAVAGANT GIFT.
243
00:10:48,228 --> 00:10:50,110
I'M THINKING PUPPY.
244
00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:53,573
WELL, HERE,
TAKE THIS TO CHEER RILEY UP.
245
00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:57,077
I BELIEVE IT'S A DONKEY.
246
00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:02,622
I DIDN'T THINK A TEENAGER
WITH A 10:00 CURFEW
247
00:11:02,622 --> 00:11:05,836
AND A HAMSTER NAMED LUKE PERRY
SHOULD BE RAISING A CHILD.
248
00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:09,459
HEY, LADIES,
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
249
00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:11,001
ANYONE NEED
A SHOULDER TO CRY ON?
250
00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:12,632
I BROUGHT TWO.
251
00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:14,795
YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT AUNT MARGOT JUST TOLD ME.
252
00:11:14,795 --> 00:11:17,467
SHE GAVE UP A BABY FOR ADOPTION
WHEN SHE WAS A TEENAGER.
253
00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:20,100
IT'S OKAY
IF I TELL PEOPLE, RIGHT?
254
00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:24,394
WOW, REALLY?
IS THAT ALL SHE TOLD YOU?
255
00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:28,478
WELL, I ALSO MENTIONED I HAD
A OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE
IN A SWEAT LODGE,
256
00:11:28,478 --> 00:11:31,231
BUT THE BABY WAS KINDA
THE BIG NEWS.
257
00:11:32,272 --> 00:11:35,115
IT WAS A GIRL
AND SHE NEVER SAW HER AGAIN.
258
00:11:35,115 --> 00:11:36,616
- ( inhales deeply )
- GOD, IT'S SO CRAZY TO THINK
259
00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:38,028
THAT I HAVE A COUSIN
OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
260
00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:40,120
WHO'S ALMOST EXACTLY
THE SAME AGE AS ME.
261
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,822
- ( Margot chuckles )
- I MEAN, HOW WEIRD WOULD IT BE
262
00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:44,124
- IF I ACTUALLY KNEW HER?
- Danny and Margot: VERY.
263
00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:46,626
OH, RILEY,
264
00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:47,788
YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE STAIN
ON YOUR BLOUSE.
265
00:11:47,788 --> 00:11:49,920
- OH, WHERE?
- RIGHT THERE.
266
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,542
OH. EWW.
SORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
267
00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:57,097
( loudly )
SO, MARGOT, HOW YOU BEEN?
268
00:11:57,097 --> 00:11:58,678
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN A COUPLE--
269
00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:00,891
( softly )
I KNOW THE TRUTH
ABOUT YOU AND RILEY.
270
00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:03,433
OH, I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
271
00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:06,556
THAT TIME WE GOT ARRESTED
AT A VAN HALEN CONCERT?
272
00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:09,309
MY BAD. I TOTALLY
MADE HER HOLD MY BACKPACK.
273
00:12:09,309 --> 00:12:11,481
NO, THAT SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER.
274
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,024
( sighs )
AND THAT'S WHAT
I WAS AFRAID OF.
275
00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:16,566
HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT?
276
00:12:16,566 --> 00:12:17,858
IT WASN'T THAT HARD.
277
00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:19,319
I JUST PUT
TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.
278
00:12:19,319 --> 00:12:21,031
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE SLOW ONE.
279
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,743
YOU HAVE TO TELL HER.
SHE DESERVES TO KNOW.
280
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,706
ACTUALLY, I DON'T.
IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO TELL HER.
281
00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:28,128
IT'S HER MOM'S,
282
00:12:28,128 --> 00:12:30,791
MY SISTER,
THE WOMAN WHO RAISED HER.
283
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,083
I PROMISED
I WOULD NEVER TELL,
284
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,795
AND NOW
YOU HAVE TO PROMISE, TOO.
285
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,797
CAN YOU DO THAT?
286
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,429
YOU KNOW, BETWEEN THIS
AND THE CLOWN THING,
287
00:12:39,429 --> 00:12:42,262
YOU PEOPLE ARE REALLY
ASKING A LOT.
288
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,094
WAIT-- I'M THE SLOW ONE?
289
00:12:45,886 --> 00:12:47,097
( bell jingles )
290
00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:48,438
WE'RE CLOSED.
291
00:12:48,438 --> 00:12:51,481
AND I ALREADY GOT THE 9
AND THE 1 PUSHED ON MY PHONE.
292
00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:53,273
HEY, IT'S ME AGAIN.
293
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,604
I THINK WE NEED TO TALK.
294
00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:55,695
SERIOUSLY?
295
00:12:55,695 --> 00:12:57,818
HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA
THROW YOU OUT OF HERE?
296
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,699
LIKE A COCKROACH.
297
00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:03,033
DADDY, PLEASE.
I CAN HANDLE HIM.
298
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,745
( scoffs )
HANDLING HIM IS WHY YOU
ARE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
299
00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:08,959
FINE.
300
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:10,580
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
TWO MINUTES.
301
00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,671
THEN I'M GOING TO CALL
THE COPS.
302
00:13:11,671 --> 00:13:14,504
ALSO KNOWN AS
MY COUSIN TONY.
303
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,008
BEN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
304
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:19,509
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME
IN TROUBLE.
305
00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:21,221
I THINK WE'VE
PRETTY MUCH ESTABLISHED
306
00:13:21,221 --> 00:13:22,512
THAT I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT.
307
00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:25,725
NOW IS REALLY
NOT A GOOD TIME TO TALK.
308
00:13:25,725 --> 00:13:28,638
WHAT ABOUT THE LAST
SEVEN YEARS? BUSY?
309
00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:30,810
YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR KID'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY HERE? FINE.
310
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,312
MY DAD WON'T EVEN
BE HERE TOMORROW.
311
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,894
HONESTLY, THAT'S NOT
REALLY WHY I'M HERE.
312
00:13:33,894 --> 00:13:36,526
ALTHOUGH I WILL TAKE
THE 2:00 TO 4:00 SLOT.
313
00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,648
ONE MINUTE!
314
00:13:38,648 --> 00:13:42,572
AND I ALREADY GOT THE 9
AND THE 1 PUSHED ON MY PHONE.
315
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,494
BEN, WE WERE FINE
WITHOUT YOU.
316
00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:45,575
WE'LL BE FINE
WHEN YOU LEAVE.
317
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,118
SERIOUSLY,
YOU GOTTA GET OUT.
318
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:51,121
IF ONLY YOU'D TOLD ME
THAT SEVEN YEARS AGO.
319
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,046
( all chatter )
320
00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:57,127
OH, HEY!
321
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,668
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
322
00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:00,130
NUMBERING YOUR KIDS.
323
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,462
MOM, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
324
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,094
JENNY WON'T EVEN
TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.
325
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,176
WELL, LET'S JUST MAKE SURE
THAT WE GIVE EMMA
326
00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:09,389
A MEMORABLE FIRST BIRTHDAY,
ALL RIGHT?
327
00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:12,182
AND THEN, WE WILL
WELCOME LITTLE BEN
328
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:15,936
INTO THIS FREAK SHOW
WE INSIST ON CALLING A FAMILY.
329
00:14:15,936 --> 00:14:17,277
WHY DO WOMEN
KEEP HAVING BABIES
330
00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:18,899
AND NOT TELLING ME
ABOUT THEM?
331
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,071
IT'S STARTING TO HURT
MY FEELINGS.
332
00:14:21,071 --> 00:14:22,822
( bell jingles )
333
00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:24,574
ALL RIGHT.
334
00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:27,117
WHERE DO YOU WANT
TUCK-TUCK THE CLOWN?
335
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,199
- TUCK-TUCK?
- I KNOW.
336
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:31,121
CAN YOU BELIEVE "TUCKLES"
WAS ALREADY TAKEN?
337
00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:35,125
CAN I INTEREST YOU
IN EITHER A SNAKE
338
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,877
OR A HOT DOG?
339
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,920
OH, IN A MINUTE. I GOT
A LITTLE UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
340
00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:45,345
( both exclaim )
341
00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:47,007
REALLY?
342
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:48,388
YOU COULDN'T HAVE TOLD ME
YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND
343
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,220
BEFORE I GOT ON THE SUBWAY
LIKE THIS?
344
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,933
I REALIZED
I HAD TO DO IT FOR EMMA.
345
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,144
DO YOU KNOW
HOW LONG IT TAKES
346
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,976
TO EXPLAIN
TO A TRANSIT COP
347
00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:58,108
WHY YOU'VE GOT A RUBBER CHICKEN
IN YOUR PANTS?
348
00:14:58,108 --> 00:15:01,231
ACTUALLY...
I DO.
349
00:15:04,324 --> 00:15:05,575
OH, HEY, RILEY.
350
00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:07,287
- HEY!
- OH, NICE TIMING.
351
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:08,828
DOES SOMEBODY
SEND YOU AN ALERT
352
00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:10,951
WHEN FRESH CAKE ARRIVES?
353
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,663
OH, MY GOD.
HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE?
354
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,705
SO I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
355
00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:17,037
ABOUT THE WHOLE BABY THING.
356
00:15:17,037 --> 00:15:19,089
HONEY, IF I HAD TO TELL YOU
EVERY TIME
357
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,501
BEN DOES SOMETHING STUPID,
WE WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.
358
00:15:23,303 --> 00:15:25,885
NO, I HAD DINNER
WITH MY AUNT MARGOT LAST NIGHT
359
00:15:25,885 --> 00:15:27,347
AND SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
360
00:15:27,347 --> 00:15:28,598
( sighs, laughs )
361
00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:30,010
THANK GOD.
362
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,312
I'VE BEEN KEEPING THAT ONE
LOCKED UP FOR YEARS.
363
00:15:32,312 --> 00:15:35,225
I JUST--
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
364
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,227
WHY IT WAS SUCH A SECRET.
365
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,319
I FEEL BAD FOR AUNT MARGOT.
366
00:15:39,319 --> 00:15:41,271
WELL, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU.
367
00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:44,024
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LOST OUT
ON HAVING A COOL MOM
368
00:15:44,024 --> 00:15:46,116
AND GOT STUCK
WITH THE, WELL...
369
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,447
YOU KNOW HER
BETTER THAN ANYONE.
370
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,411
I'M SORRY,
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
371
00:15:51,411 --> 00:15:52,952
WELL, I WAS
JUST TRYING TO AVOID
372
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,744
CALLING YOUR MOM A BITCH.
373
00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:58,248
ARE YOU SAYING
AUNT MARGOT'S MY MOM?
374
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,252
NO...
375
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:08,718
SO MARGOT HAD A BABY
AND THAT BABY WAS ME?
376
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,930
WHAT?!
377
00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:13,683
EXCUSE ME.
378
00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:18,308
WELL, I KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT
FOR 25 YEARS.
379
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:20,810
ANY POINTS FOR THAT?
380
00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:23,733
JENNY, WE CAN'T PRETEND
LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
381
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,276
SURE WE CAN.
WATCH ME.
382
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,279
SEE? DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
383
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,610
WELL, I CAN'T.
384
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:33,493
MOSTLY BECAUSE I KNOW
SOMETHING HAPPENED-- HE'S 6,
385
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,745
HIS NAME IS BEN,
AND QUITE FRANKLY,
386
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,168
I THINK YOU'RE LETTING HIM
HAVE A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH
ICE CREAM.
387
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:40,920
BEN, I AM BEGGING YOU.
388
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,502
HAVE YOUR PARTY
AND GO HOME.
389
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,334
Bonnie: OKAY.
390
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,217
I THINK OUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS ALMOST READY.
391
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:50,930
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE THROW
MY LITTLE GIRL A PARTY, HUH?
392
00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:52,222
- ALL RIGHT.
- ( chuckling )
393
00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:53,723
OH, MY GOD.
394
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:56,686
IT'S SO HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT YOU'RE ALREADY A YEAR OLD.
395
00:16:56,686 --> 00:16:58,348
NO ONE THOUGHT WE'D MAKE IT.
396
00:16:58,348 --> 00:16:59,729
MOSTLY ME.
397
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,313
BUT THERE WERE MOMENTS
WHERE I COULD SEE YOU TOO
398
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,485
HAD YOUR DOUBTS.
399
00:17:05,485 --> 00:17:07,277
EMMA, BEFORE YOU
CAME ALONG,
400
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,989
A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE
DESCRIBED ME AS SELFISH...
401
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:11,030
NARCISSISTIC.
402
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,031
OOH, UNRELIABLE.
403
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,364
OH! INCONSIDERATE.
404
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:16,786
I WAS JUST GOING
TO SAY "IMMATURE,"
405
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,997
BUT FINE.
406
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,041
EMMA, DARE I SAY,
407
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,424
BEING YOUR FATHER
HAS MADE ME A BETTER MAN.
408
00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:26,876
( murmurs )
409
00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:33,303
AND WHEN I THINK THAT
410
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,515
I COULD HAVE LIVED
MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU...
411
00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:37,347
IT BREAKS MY HEART.
412
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,349
HEY!
413
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,021
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?
414
00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:43,443
UM...
415
00:17:43,443 --> 00:17:46,236
BALLOONS, CLOWNS, CAKES--
416
00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:48,108
IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY,
DUDE.
417
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,071
BALLOON BAGUETTE?
418
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,995
( mouthing )
419
00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,829
JENNY, YOU CAN'T
KEEP MY SON FROM ME.
420
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,251
I WANT TO BE A FATHER
TO LITTLE BEN.
421
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:03,042
- SON?
- WAIT, LITTLE BEN?
422
00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,914
KEEP HIS SON FROM HIM?
423
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:07,167
YOU TOLD ME HE DIDN'T
WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
424
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:10,340
BECAUSE IT WAS EASIER
THAN TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
425
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,172
BEN'S NOT THE FATHER.
426
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:14,174
I'M NOT?
ARE YOU SURE?
427
00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:15,885
'CAUSE THAT KID
LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
428
00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:19,139
WELL, THEN,
WHO IS THE FATHER?
429
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,520
BOBBY JUNIOR.
430
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,723
( stammers )
MY OLD PARTNER'S KID,
THE CONVICT?
431
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,315
OH, HO!
THAT'S GREAT!
432
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:27,277
HE'S EVEN A WORSE CHOICE
THAN THIS IDIOT.
433
00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:30,150
HEY! FRANKIE DELUCA,
YOU WOULD BE LUCKY
434
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,322
IF MY SON IMPREGNATED
YOUR DAUGHTER.
435
00:18:32,322 --> 00:18:34,194
EH!
436
00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:36,326
BUT I DIDN'T, RIGHT?
437
00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:38,117
NO.
438
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,539
WHEN I TOLD YOU
I WAS PREGNANT,
439
00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:40,790
YOU JUST ASSUMED
IT WAS BEN'S,
440
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,582
- SO I LET YOU THINK THAT.
- WELL, YEAH!
441
00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:44,794
I NEVER THOUGHT HE'D BE DUMB
ENOUGH TO COME BACK HERE.
442
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:47,877
YOU'D BE SHOCKED AT THE THINGS
HE'S DUMB ENOUGH TO DO.
443
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,170
I'M SORRY.
444
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,511
BUT I GOTTA SAY--
445
00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:53,012
EMMA'S A LUCKY GIRL.
446
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,676
SHE'S ALSO
A VERY SLEEPY GIRL.
447
00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:58,968
I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE MISSED
OUR BIRTHDAY WINDOW, PEOPLE.
448
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:03,102
HEY, WHERE'S RILEY?
449
00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:05,144
SAW HER HEADED
FOR THE FREEZER
450
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,146
WITH A VERY BIG SPOON.
451
00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:16,035
( sighs )
452
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,910
RILEY,
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
453
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,082
NO! IT'S NOT.
454
00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:25,745
I MEAN, I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHO I AM.
455
00:19:27,747 --> 00:19:29,669
YOU'RE RILEY PERRIN.
456
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,211
THE SWEETEST GIRL
I KNOW.
457
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,293
NO OFFENSE, BUT...
458
00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:35,795
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO TAKE
YOU SERIOUSLY RIGHT NOW.
459
00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:41,391
I MEAN,
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
460
00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:44,224
YOU KNOW,
WHY DIDN'T SHE WANT ME?
461
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,356
WHY DID SHE GIVE ME UP?
DIDN'T SHE LOVE ME?
462
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,728
SHE LOVED YOU SO MUCH
463
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:50,230
SHE HAD TO LET YOU GO.
464
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:52,982
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
465
00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:54,234
I CALLED HER.
466
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,575
I THOUGHT YOU TWO
SHOULD TALK.
467
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:58,117
AND I'LL NEVER SAY NO
TO ICE CREAM.
468
00:19:58,117 --> 00:20:00,159
I MEAN, I AM YOUR MOM.
469
00:20:02,282 --> 00:20:04,664
YEAH.
SO I'VE HEARD.
470
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,466
I'M SORRY
I COULDN'T TELL YOU.
471
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,218
IT'S JUST THAT I SAW
HOW HAPPY YOU WERE
472
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:23,142
AND HOW BEAUTIFUL
AND HOW SMART AND...
473
00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:26,055
AND I KNEW I'D MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
474
00:20:26,055 --> 00:20:29,269
BUT WE COULD HAVE
BEEN TOGETHER.
475
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,731
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
WITH ME.
476
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,314
I'M WITH YOU NOW.
477
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,908
PLEASE LET THAT
BE ENOUGH.
478
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,322
SEE?
479
00:20:43,363 --> 00:20:45,365
ISN'T THIS NICE?
480
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:49,459
( shouts )
481
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:52,332
YEP, STILL CREEPY.
482
00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:58,087
OKAY, PEOPLE,
LET'S DO THIS.
483
00:20:58,087 --> 00:21:00,760
- HI, SWEETIE.
- WHERE'S THE CAKE?
484
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,975
OH. WAS THIS FOR EMMA?
485
00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:07,477
YES, IT'S FOR EMMA.
486
00:21:07,477 --> 00:21:09,939
YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOW?
IT SAYS "EMMA" ON IT.
487
00:21:09,939 --> 00:21:13,603
SEE? NOW YOU KNOW
HOW THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
488
00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:15,234
WELL, BABY,
489
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,986
MAYBE THIS ISN'T WHAT
YOU SIGNED UP FOR.
490
00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:18,948
BUT YOU'RE STUCK WITH US.
491
00:21:18,948 --> 00:21:20,450
( soft chuckling )
492
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,902
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMMA.
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