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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,628 --> 00:00:08,889 STOP MOVING, 2 00:00:08,889 --> 00:00:10,391 OR YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR MANI-PEDI. 3 00:00:11,972 --> 00:00:12,973 AFTER THIS PEDI, 4 00:00:12,973 --> 00:00:14,805 I'M GONNA HAVE TO RETURN MY MAN-I CARD. 5 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:17,808 YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND, 6 00:00:17,808 --> 00:00:20,561 YOU COULD DO ALL THIS NAILY, BUFFY, FLUFFY STUFF WITH HER. 7 00:00:20,561 --> 00:00:23,234 BUT YOU'RE THE BEST KIND OF GIRLFRIEND THERE IS. 8 00:00:23,234 --> 00:00:24,275 YOU'RE NOT A GIRL. 9 00:00:25,906 --> 00:00:29,070 YOU KNOW, WOMEN CAN BE SO GOSSIPY. 10 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,361 OH MY GOD, DID I TELL YOU WHAT 11 00:00:30,361 --> 00:00:32,283 MY BOSS, MS. JENSEN, SAID YESTERDAY? 12 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:36,036 OH MY GOD, WHAT? 13 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,459 SHE ASKED ME TO LUNCH. 14 00:00:38,459 --> 00:00:40,871 WHICH MEANS SHE'S GONNA ASK ME TO THE SPA RETREAT, 15 00:00:40,871 --> 00:00:42,793 WHICH LEADS TO TAKING ME UNDER HER WING, 16 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,715 JUNIOR PARTNER, PARTNER, 17 00:00:44,715 --> 00:00:46,127 AND ONE DAY, I'LL BE INTIMIDATING 18 00:00:46,127 --> 00:00:47,628 SOME POOR GIRL OVER LUNCH. 19 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:50,671 Ben: COME ON, TUCKER. WHY NOT? 20 00:00:50,671 --> 00:00:51,842 OHH! HERE, TAKE EMMA. 21 00:00:51,842 --> 00:00:52,843 ( murmurs ) 22 00:00:57,478 --> 00:01:00,771 GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I CAN'T MEET YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND. 23 00:01:00,771 --> 00:01:02,813 BEN, YOU ASKED MY LAST GIRLFRIEND 24 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,486 IF SHE WANTED TO PLAY PEEK-A-BOOB. 25 00:01:07,778 --> 00:01:09,780 AND THEN YOU TOLD HER I MOVED 26 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:12,323 WHEN YOU DECIDED YOU DIDN'T LIKE HER ANYMORE. 27 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,535 SHE WAS GETTING KIND OF CLINGY. 28 00:01:14,535 --> 00:01:16,747 OH, BEN, 29 00:01:16,747 --> 00:01:19,370 A NEW GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE A GENTLE FLOWER. 30 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,622 SHE NEEDS TO BE CARED FOR AND NURTURED 31 00:01:21,622 --> 00:01:22,963 BEFORE SHE CAN BLOSSOM. 32 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:26,086 AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE RELATIONSHIP WEED KILLER. 33 00:01:27,168 --> 00:01:28,589 OH! 34 00:01:30,971 --> 00:01:33,214 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 35 00:01:33,214 --> 00:01:34,555 ( chuckles ) 36 00:01:34,555 --> 00:01:36,056 HEY MAN, YOU CAN PUT SOCKS ON ALL YOU WANT, 37 00:01:36,056 --> 00:01:37,478 I STILL KNOW IT'S PINK UNDER THERE. 38 00:01:38,889 --> 00:01:41,562 TUCKER WON'T INTRODUCE US TO HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND, STEPHANIE. 39 00:01:41,562 --> 00:01:43,644 OH, I ALREADY MET HER. SHE'S NICE. 40 00:01:43,644 --> 00:01:45,146 YEAH, ME TOO. SUPER CUTE. 41 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,397 ( mouthing ) 42 00:01:47,648 --> 00:01:48,819 TUCKER! 43 00:01:48,819 --> 00:01:50,441 COME ON, MAN, I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD. 44 00:01:50,441 --> 00:01:51,782 I'LL DO ANYTHING. NAME IT. 45 00:01:51,782 --> 00:01:53,944 BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER, COCKTAILS? 46 00:01:53,944 --> 00:01:54,945 JUST SAY WHEN AND WHERE. 47 00:01:54,945 --> 00:01:56,787 FINE. 48 00:01:56,787 --> 00:01:58,789 SHE'S IN A PLAY TONIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU COME SEE IT? 49 00:02:00,201 --> 00:02:01,292 COULD SHE BE IN A MOVIE? 50 00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:02,793 I LIKE THOSE WAY MORE. 51 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:05,796 ( theme music playing ) 52 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:08,799 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 53 00:02:08,799 --> 00:02:11,802 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪ 54 00:02:15,596 --> 00:02:17,468 Ben: WELL, I GUESS THIS COULD BE FUN. 55 00:02:17,468 --> 00:02:18,889 THE LAST TIME I SAW A PLAY, 56 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,812 YOU WERE PRINCE CHARMING AND RILEY WAS TREE NUMBER TWO. 57 00:02:21,812 --> 00:02:23,974 AT LEAST TONIGHT MOM WON'T BE IN THE AUDIENCE 58 00:02:23,974 --> 00:02:25,065 TRYING TO START THE WAVE. 59 00:02:25,065 --> 00:02:26,267 ( laughs ) 60 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:27,268 WELL, LET'S JUST TRY TO REMEMBER 61 00:02:27,268 --> 00:02:28,819 WE'RE HERE TO SUPPORT TUCKER. 62 00:02:28,819 --> 00:02:31,232 ( cellphone buzzes ) 63 00:02:31,232 --> 00:02:32,533 ( beeps ) 64 00:02:32,533 --> 00:02:34,365 GUESS WHAT? TUCKER'S STUCK AT WORK. 65 00:02:34,365 --> 00:02:35,616 HE'S NOT COMING. 66 00:02:35,616 --> 00:02:37,037 WELL, IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE SPENT 67 00:02:37,037 --> 00:02:40,201 20 BUCKS TO SHOW I WAS A CARING FRIEND. 68 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:43,204 OH, HERE SHE IS. STEPHANIE MORRIS. 69 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,246 SHE KIND OF LOOKS FAMILIAR TO ME. 70 00:02:45,246 --> 00:02:46,837 THAT'S HER. 71 00:02:48,839 --> 00:02:51,632 I JUST WISH THAT I COULD PLACE HER. 72 00:02:51,632 --> 00:02:53,634 I... 73 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:55,886 RELEASE MYSELF. 74 00:02:55,886 --> 00:02:58,219 AND NOW I'VE PLACED HER. 75 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,221 OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD. 76 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,802 REALLY? I LIKE IT. 77 00:03:01,802 --> 00:03:03,644 WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE THEATER MORE? 78 00:03:06,357 --> 00:03:07,898 HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER DATING HER? 79 00:03:07,898 --> 00:03:09,400 I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S BEEN LIKE 80 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,652 FIVE OR SIX STEPHANIES SINCE THEN. 81 00:03:11,652 --> 00:03:13,524 LOOK, IF THEY WANT ME TO REMEMBER FACES, 82 00:03:13,524 --> 00:03:15,866 THEY SHOULD PUT THEM CLOSER TO THE PARTS I'M LOOKING AT. 83 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:17,818 SO HAVE YOU TOLD TUCKER YET? 84 00:03:17,818 --> 00:03:19,450 YEAH, I WAS LIKE "HEY, BRO, 85 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:20,871 I DATED STEPH LIKE THREE YEARS AGO. 86 00:03:20,871 --> 00:03:21,952 SHE TOTALLY HATES ME. 87 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,284 OH, AND I SAW HER NAKED AGAIN." 88 00:03:23,284 --> 00:03:24,285 AND THEN WE HUGGED AND HE GAVE ME 89 00:03:24,285 --> 00:03:25,666 A BEST FRIEND TROPHY. 90 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:28,749 OH, GOOD. I WAS AFRAID THAT HE WAS GONNA BE UPSET. 91 00:03:28,749 --> 00:03:30,210 NO, I DIDN'T TELL HIM! 92 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,632 IF SHE FINDS OUT THAT I'M HIS ROOMMATE, 93 00:03:31,632 --> 00:03:32,883 SHE'LL DUMP HIM IN LIKE TWO SECONDS. 94 00:03:32,883 --> 00:03:34,134 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER? 95 00:03:34,134 --> 00:03:35,716 LOOK, SHE HAD A REALLY HOT SISTER 96 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,797 AND A NICE CAR. 97 00:03:36,797 --> 00:03:38,008 IT WAS A CRIME OF OPPORTUNITY. 98 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,892 YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I ASKED YOU TO LUNCH TODAY. 99 00:03:41,892 --> 00:03:43,474 YOU WANT TO INVITE ME TO SUPER SWANKY SPA DAY 100 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:45,896 AT THREE PINES SPA FROM 10:00 TO 2:00 ON WEDNESDAY? 101 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:48,058 THAT'S JUST A GUESS. 102 00:03:48,058 --> 00:03:49,770 OH, HEY, RILES. 103 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:52,152 WORKING THROUGH LUNCH BY NOT BEING AT WORK AGAIN? 104 00:03:52,152 --> 00:03:53,404 MRS. WHEELER, 105 00:03:53,404 --> 00:03:55,446 YOU REMEMBER MS. JENSEN, MY BOSS. 106 00:03:55,446 --> 00:03:57,778 AS I RECALL, LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 107 00:03:57,778 --> 00:03:58,859 YOU WERE THREATENING TO SUE ME. 108 00:03:58,859 --> 00:04:01,782 WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE A TERRIFIC MEMORY. 109 00:04:01,782 --> 00:04:03,284 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY TO LOSE IT, HUH? 110 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,535 DRINKS ON ME. 111 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,367 SO WHAT DO LAWYERS DRINK? 112 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:08,669 SCOTCH WITH AN "AMBULANCE" CHASER? 113 00:04:08,669 --> 00:04:10,631 ( laughs ) 114 00:04:10,631 --> 00:04:12,463 I WON'T "OBJECT" TO THAT. 115 00:04:12,463 --> 00:04:13,634 OH. ( chuckles ) 116 00:04:13,634 --> 00:04:14,835 YOU CARE TO JOIN US? 117 00:04:14,835 --> 00:04:16,757 NO NO NO, SHE IS FAR TOO BUSY. 118 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,048 OH, NO, I'M NOT. 119 00:04:18,048 --> 00:04:19,470 OH. 120 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:21,051 YOUR DAUGHTER IS ADORABLE. 121 00:04:21,051 --> 00:04:22,303 OH, THANKS, THANKS. 122 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,594 BUT SHE'S NOT MINE. 123 00:04:23,594 --> 00:04:26,226 MY SON KNOCKED UP SOME GIRL HE BARELY KNEW. 124 00:04:26,226 --> 00:04:28,018 HE'S THOUGHTFUL LIKE THAT. 125 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,230 THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I GOT MY GRANDSON. 126 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:33,444 HONEY, WE ARE FAR TOO YOUNG AND PRETTY TO BE GRANDMAS. 127 00:04:33,444 --> 00:04:34,775 OKAY, YOU ARE TELLING ME. 128 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:35,776 COME ON, HELLO. 129 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,277 LOOK AT THAT, YEAH. 130 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,779 THIS IS FUN. THANK YOU SO MUCH 131 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,110 FOR STOPPING BY, 132 00:04:40,110 --> 00:04:42,403 BUT MS. JENSEN AND I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO HANDLE. 133 00:04:42,403 --> 00:04:43,784 NO, WE DON'T. 134 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,956 OH, BUT I FORGOT TO MENTION 135 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:47,958 ALL THE GUESTS GET TO BRING A PLUS ONE. 136 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:50,501 I DON'T TRUST A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANY GIRLFRIENDS. 137 00:04:50,501 --> 00:04:53,964 THAT'S GREAT, 'CAUSE I HAVE OODLES. 138 00:04:53,964 --> 00:04:55,215 REALLY? 139 00:04:55,215 --> 00:04:57,007 NAME ONE OODLE. 140 00:04:57,007 --> 00:05:00,341 WELL, YOU-DLE. 141 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:01,632 PERFECT. 142 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:02,923 THEN YOU CAN BRING HER TO SPA DAY. 143 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:04,805 ( gasps ) OOH, SPA DAY. 144 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,637 OH, I LOVE A GOOD MASSAGE. 145 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:07,978 SWEDISH, THAI, 146 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:09,640 HANDS OF SOME YOUNG GUY. 147 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,852 ( both chuckle ) 148 00:05:11,852 --> 00:05:13,143 I JUST NEED TO AVOID HER 149 00:05:13,143 --> 00:05:14,485 UNTIL THE RELATIONSHIP RUNS ITS COURSE. 150 00:05:14,485 --> 00:05:15,816 I GIVE IT LIKE TWO WEEKS MAX. 151 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,028 IT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM. 152 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:19,780 IT'S A PROBLEM. 153 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:22,903 - HEY, WHAT'S UP, DANNY? - TUCKER, STEPHANIE, HI. 154 00:05:22,903 --> 00:05:24,945 I ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON. 155 00:05:24,945 --> 00:05:26,447 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 156 00:05:26,447 --> 00:05:28,208 WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 157 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:30,120 OH, HER PLAY. 158 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,503 THE INFORMATIVELY TITLED "THE NAKED GIRL." 159 00:05:32,503 --> 00:05:35,626 I THOUGHT THAT WAS A METAPHOR. 160 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:36,797 DIDN'T I MENTION THAT? 161 00:05:36,797 --> 00:05:38,879 NO. NO NO NO. I THINK I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED. 162 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:40,881 YEAH. I THINK I WOULD HAVE INVITED A VERY DIFFERENT 163 00:05:40,881 --> 00:05:42,463 GROUP OF PEOPLE TO SEE IT. 164 00:05:44,805 --> 00:05:46,887 Riley: I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO TAKE YOUR MOTHER 165 00:05:46,887 --> 00:05:48,849 AS A PLUS ONE. 166 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,642 I MEAN, I COULD HAVE SCROUNGED UP A GIRLFRIEND IF I HAD TO. 167 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:53,644 ( sighs ) WHAT IF SHE EMBARRASSES ME? 168 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:56,236 THEN THE WORLD IS A FAIR PLACE. 169 00:05:57,778 --> 00:05:59,359 STEPHANIE? 170 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,611 DANNY, HI. 171 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:02,573 I SEEM TO KEEP RUNNING INTO YOU EVERYWHERE. 172 00:06:02,573 --> 00:06:03,944 STEPHANIE? 173 00:06:03,944 --> 00:06:04,865 OH, HI. 174 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,907 YOU CAN HAVE MY ROOM IN LIKE TWO MINUTES. 175 00:06:06,907 --> 00:06:09,199 OR HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA. 176 00:06:09,199 --> 00:06:11,872 MAYBE YOU TWO GAL PALS COULD TRY ON CLOTHES TOGETHER. 177 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,954 WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 178 00:06:13,954 --> 00:06:15,546 BECAUSE IT'S WHAT GIRLFRIENDS DO. 179 00:06:15,546 --> 00:06:17,498 ( whispers ) OH, RIGHT. THANK YOU. 180 00:06:17,498 --> 00:06:19,630 UM, OF COURSE. OF COURSE THEY DO. 181 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,802 I MEAN, 'CAUSE AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I DO 182 00:06:21,802 --> 00:06:23,093 WITH ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS. 183 00:06:23,093 --> 00:06:24,214 SO STEPH, COME ON IN. 184 00:06:24,214 --> 00:06:25,506 LET'S BOND. 185 00:06:25,506 --> 00:06:26,717 OH, HERE, WILL YOU HOLD THIS? 186 00:06:26,717 --> 00:06:28,929 SURE. 187 00:06:28,929 --> 00:06:31,642 Stephanie: OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOUR BRA. 188 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:35,516 Riley: OH, THANKS. THAT CAMI IS SO ADORBS. 189 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,613 ( explosions from TV ) 190 00:06:42,613 --> 00:06:44,074 HEY, IS THE COAST CLEAR? 191 00:06:44,074 --> 00:06:46,076 WE ARE A FEMALE FREE ZONE. 192 00:06:46,076 --> 00:06:48,989 JUST ME AND MY VERY MANLY EXPLOSION-FILLED MOVIE. 193 00:06:48,989 --> 00:06:51,241 TESTOSTERONE! BACK ON THE RISE. 194 00:06:52,292 --> 00:06:53,293 HEY, WHAT'S UP, BEN? 195 00:06:53,293 --> 00:06:54,455 TUCKER, HEY. 196 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:56,296 I HEARD YOU AND STEPHANIE CAME BY THE BAR. 197 00:06:56,296 --> 00:06:57,918 ISN'T IT WEIRD WE KEEP MISSING EACH OTHER? 198 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,501 YEAH, WELL, SHE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, 199 00:07:00,501 --> 00:07:04,304 SO GET ALL YOUR HA-HAS ABOUT SEEING HER HOO-HA OUT NOW. 200 00:07:04,304 --> 00:07:06,597 SHE'S COMING HERE NOW? 201 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:08,809 WE ARE NOT READY FOR COMPANY. 202 00:07:08,809 --> 00:07:11,051 THIS PLACE IS A PIGSTY. TELL HIM, DANNY. 203 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:12,392 YES. 204 00:07:12,392 --> 00:07:13,854 QUITE FRANKLY, I'M EMBARRASSED. 205 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,648 - KNOCK-KNOCK. - OH! 206 00:07:17,648 --> 00:07:18,899 HI, BABY. 207 00:07:18,899 --> 00:07:20,360 WE HAD THE BEST TIME. 208 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,773 YEAH, IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU FIND OUT ABOUT A GIRL 209 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:25,065 WHEN YOU'RE BOTH NAKED IN A CONFINED SPACE. 210 00:07:26,617 --> 00:07:27,828 AM I THE ONLY PERSON IN NEW YORK 211 00:07:27,828 --> 00:07:29,329 WHO HASN'T SEEN YOU NAKED? 212 00:07:30,991 --> 00:07:32,783 ( door slams ) 213 00:07:32,783 --> 00:07:34,785 BEN? 214 00:07:34,785 --> 00:07:36,206 BEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 215 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,538 STEPH'S HERE. 216 00:07:37,538 --> 00:07:38,629 Ben: UH, SORRY, MAN. I'M SLEEPING. 217 00:07:38,629 --> 00:07:40,841 COME BACK LATER. 218 00:07:40,841 --> 00:07:43,794 HEY, GUESS WHAT? I ASKED STEPH TO BE MY PLUS ONE TO SPA DAY 219 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:44,965 AND SHE SAID YES. 220 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,848 I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. ( chuckles ) 221 00:07:47,848 --> 00:07:49,299 COME ON, MAN. 222 00:07:49,299 --> 00:07:50,971 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO MEET HER. 223 00:07:58,649 --> 00:07:59,690 DO I WANT TO KNOW? 224 00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:00,981 PROBABLY NOT. 225 00:08:05,606 --> 00:08:08,448 - ( elevator dings ) - ( grunts ) 226 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,872 ( sighs ) SADLY, EMMA, 227 00:08:11,872 --> 00:08:13,453 THIS WON'T BE THE LAST TIME YOU FIND YOUR FATHER 228 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:15,075 FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND. 229 00:08:15,075 --> 00:08:16,787 HEY, MOM. 230 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:17,918 HI, EMMA. 231 00:08:17,918 --> 00:08:19,540 DADDY WAS JUST PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK 232 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,791 WITH TUCKER'S GIRLFRIEND. 233 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,502 DON'T TELL HER WHERE I AM. 234 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,215 OOH, FUN, HUH? 235 00:08:25,215 --> 00:08:26,677 SO WHAT WERE YOU REALLY DOING? 236 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:28,839 STEPHANIE'S IN THERE AND I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE... 237 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:30,130 OKAY, I'LL MEET YOU IN 20 MINUTES. 238 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:31,511 ...THAT HAPPENS. 239 00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:35,846 HEY, STEPHANIE. 240 00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:38,228 - HI. - IT'S ME. 241 00:08:38,228 --> 00:08:40,480 BEN. HI. 242 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,102 HI, BEN. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 243 00:08:42,102 --> 00:08:43,353 I'M STEPH. 244 00:08:43,353 --> 00:08:45,696 NICE TO MEET ME? STEPHANIE, IT'S ME, BEN. 245 00:08:45,696 --> 00:08:48,488 AND AGAIN, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 246 00:08:48,488 --> 00:08:49,860 WOW. 247 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,361 TAKE AWAY YOUR CELLPHONES, AND YOU KIDS 248 00:08:51,361 --> 00:08:53,113 DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO EACH OTHER. 249 00:08:53,113 --> 00:08:54,785 BEN, STEPH, STEPH, BEN. YOU GOOD? 250 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,366 I KNOW I AM. 251 00:08:56,366 --> 00:08:57,497 SEE YOU AROUND. 252 00:08:57,497 --> 00:08:59,790 ( chuckles ) 253 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,212 IT'S NICE TO MEET ME? 254 00:09:02,212 --> 00:09:04,374 OH, IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU, BEN. 255 00:09:04,374 --> 00:09:06,797 IT'S WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY GET TO KNOW YOU 256 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,508 YOU RUN INTO PROBLEMS. 257 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:11,762 I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS. 258 00:09:15,435 --> 00:09:16,977 OH MY GOD, RILEY, 259 00:09:16,977 --> 00:09:19,059 I AM SO EXCITED FOR SPA DAY. 260 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,981 I EVEN BOUGHT NEW FLIP-FLOPS. 261 00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:23,393 WELL, ACTUALLY, I STOLE THEM FROM MY LAST SPA DAY. 262 00:09:24,484 --> 00:09:25,896 BUT DON'T WORRY, 263 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:27,147 I WON'T DO IT AGAIN. 264 00:09:27,147 --> 00:09:28,528 I NEED TOWELS NOW. 265 00:09:29,359 --> 00:09:31,782 MRS. WHEELER, BAD NEWS. 266 00:09:31,782 --> 00:09:33,573 THE SPA BURNED DOWN. 267 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,325 WHAT?! 268 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,367 I KNOW. SOMEONE LEFT THE SAUNA ON. 269 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:38,789 SO... 270 00:09:38,789 --> 00:09:40,961 I'LL JUST LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE RESCHEDULE. 271 00:09:40,961 --> 00:09:42,202 OH... 272 00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:45,375 BUT I JUST GOT WAXED. 273 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:48,168 YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA STRAIGHTEN UP BEFORE THE CLEANING LADY COMES. 274 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:51,381 OH. 275 00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:53,553 HEY, RILES, THANK YOU SO MUCH 276 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:54,925 FOR INVITING STEPH TO SPA DAY. 277 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:58,138 YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. 278 00:09:58,138 --> 00:09:59,139 BYE NOW. 279 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,188 LIAR, LIAR! 280 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:13,193 IT SEEMS THE SPA IS NOT ON FIRE! 281 00:10:13,193 --> 00:10:14,785 MRS. WHEELER. 282 00:10:14,785 --> 00:10:16,576 MRS. WHEELER, I'M SORRY, I JUST-- 283 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,789 I WANTED TO BRING A REAL GIRLFRIEND. 284 00:10:18,789 --> 00:10:20,791 YOU KNOW, ONE WHO HASN'T GIVEN BIRTH 285 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:23,203 - TO MY FRIENDS. - ( scoffs ) 286 00:10:23,203 --> 00:10:26,206 OR MAYBE YOU THINK I'LL BE LOUD AND CRASS 287 00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:28,378 AND TELL STORIES ABOUT HOW YOU USED TO BE 288 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,629 A CHUBBY LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALL, 289 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,382 AND THEN FAILED THE BAR THREE TIMES. 290 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,715 YEAH. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 291 00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:36,386 AND TO THINK... 292 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,849 I STOLE YOU AN EYE MASK. 293 00:10:45,766 --> 00:10:48,689 HER LAST WORDS TO ME WERE "I WILL GET EVEN WITH YOU." 294 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,570 THERE'S NO WAY THAT STEPHANIE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME. 295 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:52,532 MAYBE YOU WEREN'T AS BIG A DEAL TO HER 296 00:10:52,532 --> 00:10:53,984 AS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE. 297 00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:56,536 OH, TRUST ME, I WAS A BIG DEAL. 298 00:10:56,536 --> 00:10:58,368 THAT WAS THE YEAR I HAD THAT AWESOME FAUX-HAWK. 299 00:11:02,783 --> 00:11:04,284 WELL, THIS IS A LITTLE AWKWARD. 300 00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:05,786 ( chuckles ) 301 00:11:05,786 --> 00:11:07,377 ANY CHANCE YOU GUYS WOULD BELIEVE I WORE THIS OUTFIT 302 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:08,959 TWO DAYS IN A ROW? 303 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,460 HI, STEPHANIE. 304 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:11,461 BEN. 305 00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:12,632 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 306 00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:13,884 DIDN'T KNOW YOU SPENT THE NIGHT. 307 00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:16,847 YEAH, WELL, THAT TUCKER CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE. 308 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:19,219 SO PERSUASIVE I'M ACTUALLY LATE TO MEET RILEY. 309 00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:21,511 I'LL SEE YOU. 310 00:11:23,063 --> 00:11:24,805 OH MY GOD. 311 00:11:24,805 --> 00:11:27,607 CAN YOU NOT SEE IT? SHE'S A MONSTER. 312 00:11:27,607 --> 00:11:29,189 OF ALL THE GUYS IN NEW YORK, 313 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,360 SHE'S DATING MY ROOMMATE? 314 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,943 AND AFTER TWO DAYS, SHE'S BEST FRIENDS WITH RILEY? 315 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:35,155 COINCIDENCE? I DON'T THINK SO. 316 00:11:35,155 --> 00:11:37,447 SO YOU REALLY THINK SHE'S DOING ALL OF THIS 317 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,448 JUST TO GET EVEN WITH YOU? 318 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,280 HEY, I MAKE WOMEN DO THINGS. 319 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,205 NOT ALWAYS GOOD THINGS, 320 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,376 BUT THINGS. 321 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,632 HOLD THE DOOR. 322 00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:55,135 HOW'S IT GOING? 323 00:11:55,135 --> 00:11:56,546 OH, YOU KNOW HOW IT'S GOING. 324 00:11:56,546 --> 00:11:58,218 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW, STEPH. 325 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,389 YOU CAN QUIT PRETENDING. 326 00:11:59,389 --> 00:12:01,551 SHOULD I PRETEND THAT I HAVE ANY IDEA 327 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:02,642 WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 328 00:12:02,642 --> 00:12:04,394 OH, OKAY. FINE. 329 00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:06,226 MAYBE ONE OF THESE CATCHY LITTLE PHRASES 330 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,347 WILL JOG YOUR MEMORY. 331 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:08,348 "GET OFF MY COUCH! 332 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:09,609 GET OFF MY PROPERTY!" 333 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:10,690 OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, 334 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:13,063 "GET OFF MY SISTER!" 335 00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:15,485 OH MY GOD. 336 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,567 YOU ARE STILL SUCH A SELF-CENTERED JERK. 337 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:19,359 AH-HA! YOU DO REMEMBER ME. 338 00:12:19,359 --> 00:12:20,360 I KNEW IT. 339 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,202 YES, BEN. I REMEMBER YOU. 340 00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:24,494 I THINK I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THAT T-SHIRT. 341 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,958 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GET BACK AT ME 342 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:29,539 BY USING TUCKER. 343 00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:30,791 HOW AM I USING TUCKER? 344 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,462 I NEVER WOULD HAVE GONE OUT WITH HIM 345 00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:33,633 IF I KNEW HE WAS YOUR ROOMMATE. 346 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:34,925 BUT THERE YOU WERE, 347 00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:36,376 SO I THOUGHT WE COULD BOTH BE COOL 348 00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:38,508 AND PRETEND WE NEVER HAPPENED. 349 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,971 OH, IS THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING? 350 00:12:40,971 --> 00:12:43,513 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T DO THIS. 351 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,306 I CAN'T COME OVER HERE 352 00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:47,557 AND WORRY ABOUT RUNNING INTO YOU 353 00:12:47,557 --> 00:12:48,889 EVERY TIME I WANT TO SEE TUCKER. 354 00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:50,440 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 355 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,522 - ( elevator dings ) - I HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH HIM. 356 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,654 FEEL FREE TO TELL HIM WHY. 357 00:12:57,607 --> 00:13:00,450 WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND IF I PAID YOU BACK FOR THE T-SHIRT? 358 00:13:05,365 --> 00:13:08,498 SO REMEMBER, LADIES, TODAY IS ALL ABOUT FUN. 359 00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:10,410 NOT AS MUCH FUN AS SUING PEOPLE. 360 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,292 ( chuckles ) 361 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,294 BUT IF SOMEONE WERE TO SLIP AND FALL, 362 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,756 MAYBE WE CAN KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. 363 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,379 GO ENJOY. 364 00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:21,221 MS. JENSEN, HI. 365 00:13:21,221 --> 00:13:22,973 I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO STEPHANIE, 366 00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:26,386 MY PLUS ONE, GAL PAL, CONFIDANTE. 367 00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:28,138 BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IF I'M ANYTHING, 368 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:30,390 IT'S A GIRL WHO LOVES GIRLS. 369 00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:34,194 AS FRIENDS. 370 00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:35,775 ( chuckles ) 371 00:13:35,775 --> 00:13:37,938 WELL, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SCHEDULING SNAFU. 372 00:13:37,938 --> 00:13:39,069 BONNIE CALLED AND TOLD ME. 373 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,151 BONNIE CALLED YOU? 374 00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:43,113 YEAH. SHE SAID YOU'D FORGOTTEN 375 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,784 YOU ALREADY HAD PLANS WITH STEPHANIE. 376 00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:46,907 OH, SHE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE LOVELY ABOUT IT. 377 00:13:46,907 --> 00:13:48,368 REALLY? I'M SORRY. 378 00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:50,951 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BONNIE WHEELER, RIGHT? 379 00:13:50,951 --> 00:13:53,083 YEP! 380 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,297 HEY, MAGGIE-MAE. 381 00:13:57,297 --> 00:14:00,050 YOU READY TO GET OUR RUB ON? 382 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:02,632 WHOA, THIS PLACE IS ON FIRE, 383 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:05,055 ISN'T IT, RILEY, HUH? 384 00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,387 OH, SHE'S MY PLUS ONE. 385 00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:11,471 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 386 00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:13,023 WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LEAVE IT ALONE? 387 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:14,734 WELL, IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULD HAVE LEFT IT ALONE. 388 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,108 I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM STEPHANIE. 389 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,980 I THINK SHE'S GONNA BREAK UP WITH ME. 390 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,942 WHAT? WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 391 00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:25,035 YOU DON'T KNOW WHY SHE WOULD DO THAT, DO YOU? 392 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:26,696 NO, I DON'T KNOW. 393 00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:28,698 I MEAN, WE JUST HAD OUR FIRST SLEEPOVER. 394 00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:30,370 OHH. 395 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,163 THAT'S PROBABLY IT. 396 00:14:35,956 --> 00:14:38,048 LOOK, MAN, SHE JUST SAID SHE NEEDS TO TALK TO ME 397 00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:39,299 AS SOON AS SHE GETS HOME FROM THE SPA. 398 00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:41,341 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CALL HER RIGHT NOW. 399 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:42,842 NO NO NO NO, YOU CAN'T CALL HER. 400 00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:45,385 THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO DO OVER THE PHONE. 401 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,807 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE, 402 00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:49,389 AND I'M GONNA MAKE HER TALK TO ME FACE-TO-FACE. 403 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,221 WAIT, NOW? 404 00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:53,063 NO NO NO. YOU CAN'T GO DOWN THERE NOW. 405 00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,935 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE... 406 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,357 BECAUSE YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 407 00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:58,939 YOU NEED TO LAY OUT YOUR ARGUMENTS 408 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,071 AND CONVINCE HER SHE'S MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HER LIFE. 409 00:15:01,071 --> 00:15:02,732 YEAH. 410 00:15:05,025 --> 00:15:06,236 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, DANNY. 411 00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:07,447 THANKS. 412 00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:08,949 ALL RIGHT, STEPHANIE, 413 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,871 HERE'S FIVE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT BREAK UP WITH ME. 414 00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:15,455 NUMBER ONE, I'M A CATCH. 415 00:15:17,037 --> 00:15:17,958 AND NUMBER TWO, 416 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,499 I MAKE GOOD LISTS. 417 00:15:21,591 --> 00:15:23,543 OKAY, PERFECT. NOW WE JUST NEED TO CONVINCE STEPHANIE 418 00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:25,385 NOT TO BREAK UP WITH TUCKER BEFORE HE FINISHES THAT LIST. 419 00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:26,806 GO GO GO GO GO. 420 00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:31,141 THIS IS LOVELY, MARGE. 421 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:34,434 AND I HAVE TO SAY, MY FIRST GROUP MASSAGE. 422 00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:38,318 WELL, AT A SPA. 423 00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:40,770 ( Russian accent ) YOU TWO, 424 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:44,524 LESS TALK, MORE RELAX! 425 00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:46,366 YEAH, THIS IS US. 426 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:47,867 OH, I AM SO SORRY, LADIES. 427 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,659 THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT OF SCHEDULING MIX-UP. 428 00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:51,741 I HAVE PICTURES OF YOU AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY. GET OUT. 429 00:15:53,783 --> 00:15:55,375 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE TINY. 430 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,877 I WILL TRY NOT TO BREAK YOU. 431 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:01,961 OOH, SLOW JAMS. 432 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,794 ♪ UHH, UHH, FOREVER ♪ 433 00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:06,086 ♪ YEAH. ♪ 434 00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:07,257 - SHH! - ( grunts ) 435 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,801 WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST STAYED HOME? 436 00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:13,513 AND WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE INVITED ME 437 00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:14,764 AS YOUR PLUS ONE? 438 00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:16,596 OH, I GUESS WE ALL HAVE QUESTIONS. 439 00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:19,189 BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. 440 00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:21,361 I HAVE TO MAKE PARTNER BY 30. 441 00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:22,772 IT'S ON MY VISION BOARD. 442 00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:27,157 STEPHANIE? 443 00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:28,448 WHO YOU? WHERE IS VICTOR? 444 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,570 OH, UH, VICTOR IS SICK. 445 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,782 ( sighs ) VICTOR IS ALWAYS SICK. 446 00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:34,954 SHOES OFF, THIS ON, LET'S GO. 447 00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:36,116 YOU KNOW... 448 00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:37,207 I WAS JUST HOPING I COULD-- 449 00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:38,378 SHUT, YOU GO. 450 00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:39,959 - IS THERE ANY CHANCE-- - NO, YOU GO. 451 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:40,960 - NO, BUT I HAVE TO JUST TALK TO THE GIRL-- - THIS ONE! 452 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,542 - OKAY, RELAX. - GO! COME ON. 453 00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:44,384 LESS TALK, MORE WORK. MORE WORK. 454 00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:45,755 GO. 455 00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,970 HEY. 456 00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:53,803 THOSE MUSCLES AREN'T GONNA MASSAGE THEMSELVES. 457 00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:56,766 NOW GET UP IN THERE AND START MOVING STUFF AROUND. 458 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,767 GO. 459 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,349 HEY THERE. 460 00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:01,771 CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT TIME STEPHANIE MORRIS WILL BE DONE? 461 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,199 COMPLETELY UNRELATED... 462 00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:12,242 IF WE WERE DATING, WOULD YOU BREAK UP WITH ME? 463 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,789 OH YEAH. OH, THAT'S IT. 464 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:20,960 OH! 465 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,542 GET UP IN THERE! 466 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,124 BEN! 467 00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:26,045 WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG? TUCKER IS HERE. 468 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,877 WHO ARE YOU? WHERE'S DIMITRI? 469 00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:29,839 OH, UH, DIMITRI IS SICK TOO. 470 00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,381 MEN, USELESS. 471 00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:32,972 ONE LITTLE SNIFFLE, 472 00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:34,804 AND OH, YOU THINK YOU ARE DIE. 473 00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:36,936 SHOES OFF. 474 00:17:36,936 --> 00:17:38,768 UM, I REALLY DON'T THINK-- 475 00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:40,600 NO, SHUT FACE. MOVE, GO. GO. 476 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,642 YES. GO. 477 00:17:42,642 --> 00:17:44,023 YOU TAKE LOUD BLONDE LADY. 478 00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:45,355 GO GO GO GO. 479 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,776 - BEN? - JUST DO IT. 480 00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:47,897 BUT I THOUGHT YOU JUST WANTED TO TALK TO STEPH. 481 00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:49,239 LESS TALK, MORE WORK. GO! 482 00:17:51,951 --> 00:17:55,905 HEY! POKEY-HONTAS. 483 00:17:55,905 --> 00:17:58,037 HOW ABOUT WE USE ALL 10 LITTLE INDIANS, 484 00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,869 ALL RIGHT? PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. 485 00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:03,963 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 486 00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:06,966 YOU GOT ME SADDLED UP, BUT WE DON'T SEEM TO BE LEAVING THE STABLE. 487 00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:12,712 YOU TWO, LADY-FINGERED GIRLY HANDS, 488 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,974 TAKE STICK AND BIRD. GO. 489 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,349 - ( grunts ) - OH YEAH. 490 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,721 ALL RIGHT, THERE IT IS. 491 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,934 HEY, STEPH, CAN WE TALK? 492 00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:26,856 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 493 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,070 ( gasps ) DANNY? 494 00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:33,943 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY ARE YOU MASSAGING ME? 495 00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:35,195 WELL... 496 00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:36,196 THEY PUT ME ON MY MOM, 497 00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:38,117 AND THAT WAS JUST WRONG. 498 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,040 WHAT'S GOING ON? 499 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,792 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, 500 00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,794 BUT I'M LEAVING. 501 00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:46,125 OH, HEY, STEPH. 502 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,168 BEN? 503 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,170 HEY, TUCK. LOOK WHO I FOUND. 504 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,712 I JUST FELT SO BAD THAT WE NEVER MET BEFORE. 505 00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:54,424 IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, STEPHANIE. 506 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:57,056 WELL, TOO BAD I CAN'T SAY THE SAME. 507 00:18:57,056 --> 00:19:00,560 OOH, MASSAGE AND A SHOW. 508 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,101 GIRL, GET UP. 509 00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:04,264 YOU'RE MISSING A GOOD ONE. 510 00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:06,476 WAIT, DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 511 00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:07,767 YEAH. 512 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,190 YEAH, WE DO. WE DATED LIKE THREE YEARS AGO. 513 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,902 AND ARE YOU WHY SHE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH ME? 514 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,574 YES. YES, I AM. 515 00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:19,158 I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. 516 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,411 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH YOU? 517 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,043 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 518 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,956 STEPHANIE, YOU'RE NOT DATING ME. 519 00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:28,378 YOU'RE DATING TUCKER. 520 00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:31,000 AND TUCKER'S A REALLY WONDERFUL GUY. 521 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,003 SO PLEASE, DON'T LET YOUR FUTURE BE DICTATED BY OUR PAST. 522 00:19:35,595 --> 00:19:37,136 I JUST CAME UP WITH THAT. 523 00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:39,599 BEN, IF I HAD TO STAY AWAY FROM 524 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:41,351 EVERY GIRL YOU'VE EVER OFFENDED, 525 00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:43,102 I WOULD NEVER HAVE A DATE IN THIS CITY. 526 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,436 STEPH... 527 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,937 I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE 528 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,689 OF SCREWING UP A RELATIONSHIP 529 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,941 ALL ON MY OWN. 530 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:55,315 AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SCREW THIS ONE UP WITH YOU. 531 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,118 AND IF THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON, 532 00:19:59,118 --> 00:20:01,120 I GOT LIKE FIVE MORE JUST READY TO GO. 533 00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:04,374 I DON'T THINK I NEED TO HEAR THEM. 534 00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:06,786 SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA BREAK UP WITH TUCKER? 535 00:20:06,786 --> 00:20:08,378 NO. 536 00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:13,963 TOO BAD. 537 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,386 IF CHANGE MIND, 538 00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:18,388 I TAKE LITTLE ONE. 539 00:20:23,763 --> 00:20:24,934 I MAKE HIM MAN. 540 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,346 ( mouthing ) 541 00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:30,189 WELL, IF SHE'S TAKING THE LITTLE ONE, 542 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,851 I'M GONNA TAKE THE BIG ONE. 543 00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:36,155 COME ON OVER HERE AND TAKE MAMA HOME. 544 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,529 ( sighs ) OH MY GOSH, 545 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,701 THAT FELT SO GOOD. 546 00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:42,782 WHAT DID I MISS? 547 00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:44,243 - HEY, MOM. - OH GOD, DANNY! 548 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,500 Bonnie: NO, MARGIE, I'M TELLING YOU 549 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:54,374 NOBODY WILL WORK HARDER THAN RILEY TO GET THAT PROMOTION. 550 00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:55,965 IN FACT, 551 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,967 SHE'S WORKING RIGHT NOW. 552 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,511 ALL RIGHT, PEGGY-SUE. 553 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,343 YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU AT BRUNCH TOMORROW. 554 00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:04,934 - BYE-BYE. - ( cellphone beeps ) 555 00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:06,936 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. MY TOES ARE HAPPY, 556 00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:09,559 BUT MY GLASS ISN'T. 557 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,311 SORRY, MRS. WHEELER. 558 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:14,354 THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IN A GOOD WORD FOR ME. 559 00:21:14,354 --> 00:21:15,605 YEAH. 560 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:17,817 WELL, THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. 561 00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:19,359 YOU KNOW WHAT? 562 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:20,530 YOU WERE RIGHT. 563 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,402 LET'S GO BACK TO THAT OTHER COLOR. 38577

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